Psychology Tricks That’ll Work on Anybody 99% of the Time (r/AskReddit)
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Mind-blowing Psychological 'Life Hacks' that Will Help You Gain the Advantage in Social Situations.
60% of the time it works every time
He's definitely a salesman
Black Panther yep, D E F I A N T L Y, dude you need to watch YGS
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
:(
Thats defiant
But how defiant is this salesman?
”’You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
- Wayne Gretzky’ --Michael Scott”
Imagine your trying to rob someone and they start acting crazy and say "I'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya." And you laugh and be like "oh you saw that video too." and stab them.
The fuk 😂😂😂
That's exactly what I was worrying except with the first example. I was like "so I'm gonna crab walk and act like a monkey while shoutimg obscenities" And then I was like "oh no, but what if they saw this, too! I will die.
Yeah, but imagine you're actually trying to live some aspect of your real life based on some stupid shit you saw on a CZcams automated voice read-out of a Reddit thread. Holy Jesus, that would be bad.
@@LeatherCladVegan It doesn't matter where it came from or how it's presented. Information is still information.
@@donalddarko5807 I agree with the principle.
I hope this doesn’t get buried. If someone is “faking” a neck injury, do NOT ask them a yes or no question. If the injury happens to be real, you will only make it worse. People tend to nod/shake their head with real injuries too. This is possibly one of the worst advices i’ve ever heard in my life.
This got buried and yeah when I first heard this i was like how
Oh this isn’t buried for me it was first comment
i don't get it
That was my first thought. If you’re a paramedic and you’re trying to determine if someone is faking or not- don’t. Get them where they’re going and let a doctor or otherwise qualified medical professional make that determination.
@@lilcinnamonroll9577 if a person is asked a yes or no question, they are likely to nod yes or no, which would be bad if you have an injured neck.
If someone bites you, ask them a question like "Why are you biting me?" Sometimes they'll answer you and they just might open their mouth enough for you to pull your hand out. This usually works best on children, persons with dementia, intoxicated persons, and/or patients on anesthesia.
**ponders what persons not on this list would **_possibly_** be biting me**
Also works for while she biting the diugh
Or smash their skull with a hammer, easier solution and works 101% of the time
If they still won't let go, pinch their nostrils shut. Voluntarily letting go, and passing out through lack of oxygen, have the same end result.
Works on dogs, too!
This is really good advice
Everybody gangsta till the crazy girl starts dancing and saying shes gonna sticky sticky stick ya
I'd piss bolt out of there too truthfully, even if my car was down there.
@@stevetreloar6602 lmao even if my car was down there
dude one time i had someone i could just telll he was scoping me probly bout to jack me anyways we were walking on 2 different streeets goin along with an open view so wed see eachother anyways i see him comin so i stop watch him go and hes acting sketchy slowing down stopping 2 so then i pretend to go left and isay fuck it ( i always got a knife on me anyways) i just flanked him walking rapidly towards him he froze and turned n went the other way lol its a millitary tactic tho you just flank when youre in deepshit as a last resort sometimes the best defense is an offense
yea then she becomes part of the mee too movement. tryin to be cuteida said game on with a smile >:)
To be honest, you will only have a higher chance in getting shot
*crush walks by*
Me: act normal
Also me: walking in a gorilla crab style and screaming about arabic coffee and aliens.
jack master says the person who doesn’t have enough balls to show their face in their profile picture. Grow a pair before you talk
@@jackmaster3134 her forehead doesn't even look big????
@@lamp6798 got more than you'll ever have and I can use your shit logic
Hey you ever commit home invasion with intent to do great bodily harm grow a pair before you speak
I don't upload my face and personal details online cause that's how you get robbed dip stick
Y’all deadass don’t know to act insane vs a threat?
jack master LMAO HER FOREHEAD AINT EVEN BIG U FUCK
"Gonna sticky sticky stick ya."
Meanwhile, the guy who parked next to her and also looking for his car: "Nope, I can find my car later."
I've always done the nodding thing when someone was/is presenting because I know how much it can suck, and when I do this they almost always end up alternating between looking at the wall and at me, and seem to feel more comfortable. I love seeing the subtle confidence boost in the way they speak or meet my eye when I nod and smile encouragingly at them. Please always do this for people presenting, especially when they're noticeably nervous, it makes them feel 10x better.
I agree to this. Happens almost every time if you're acting like what they say is interesting to you. Even people who don't get along with me and vice versa will get a confidence boost if they see me nodding along with them. It's nice
Yeah. I do this everytime and 10/10 they always look at me the most for approval and confidence so I'm glad I could help them. It's nerve-racking up there when you are presenting something, so it's nice seeing people nodding, listening along and smiling so I do the same everytime and I can see how they AT LEAST get way less nervous than they were before
All I can think of is the scene in anger management when the doctor tells him to talk to the beautiful woman at the bar, the doctor smiling ear to ear all crazy looking nodding his head up and down.
Honestly, I could watch a whole video of stories of ppl acting insane to scare off criminals.
@Duck Soup Thats beautiful
@Duck Soup Nice
Duck Soup nice.
Duck Soup Nice.
@Duck Soup nice
Everybody gangsta till you get your arabic coffee stolen
LmaO
CuBiN IS WHeRe ITs At
😂
Chopped Snot by aliens nonetheless
AXAXAXAXACAXAAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
If you ever get involved in an argument or a fight and want to intimidate your opponent, simply look them in the eyes, slowly begin walking towards while flailing your arms all over the place and scream "HAMBONING".
Works 99% percent of the time.
or just pull out a gun, that can be intimidating too
I would shit myself if I saw what I’m picturing from this comment approaching me
That other 1%, tho, gotta watch out for them.
I’m doing something like a trick to check out if someone is watching me when I’m in the bus.
If I feel like someone is watching me I first look outside for a bit, still having them in the corner of my eye to see what they are doing. Then I suddenly look at a place really close to their head/eyes, like the seat they’re sitting on or right above their head. If they have been watching me they quickly turn their head away in order to avoid eye contact.
Isn’t really useful but I find their reactions funny, trying to look anywhere but in my direction.
If they’re just zoomed out they will keep looking tho.
“Act crazier than them” if they have a gun you dead bro
Christian Rettig if they trying to mug you they won’t bother cos it relies upon the person being scared enough to comply
MR FREEZE-98 perhaps, but if you don’t have the gun in the situation you named it will make them kill you.
*pulls out rocket launcher*
Or just fall to the ground and start convulsing so it looks like you already have been shot. I feel like they would just get scared and leave.
@@tarodoom2794 Its simple. Just pull out the steel and point it at their fore head. Look them in the eyes and laugh. If they do not show no emotions then that person is a psychopath. Sociopaths would usually show some type of fear.
I laughed too hard at the gorilla one lmaoo
Libby
"gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" i lost it here too 😂😂
Im the 69th like 😂👌
Well, in my past I did something that me and my friends call the NUT NUT. Since I am stupid, I put my arms in between the area below the knee so a little bit of my hands are sticking out. And I start running and screaming NUT NUT in the school yard. Best days of my life.
Same
me too 😂
My friend lives in a shady town and she has to walk alone home every night so what she always does is wear all black and she puts her hood on and looks at the ground while she walks. When someone is following her looking at her she makes a creepy grin at them and slowly reaches towards her pocket. No body has ever stuck around long enough to know she's a normal girl and there's nothing in her pocket. Good trick and its never failed on her before, just don't get arrested for nothing
tell your friend that I applaud her
Here's another one everybody: during a conversation, whenever someone forgets what they were about to say, start reminding them the topics you were discussing as headlines starting from the latest one and going backwards. Ask them to do the same for you if you're stuck. You will be surprised :)
I do this
I do this too
I do this... When I'm actually paying attention😂
Well it seems like most of family can' t remember a conversation that happened 5 mins ago so yeah.
Hey mine too! Wait a minute...
“Oh hey you dropped your wa-“
“I’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
“Cool cool cool cool cool cool”
😂😂😂
What
Peralta has joined the chat
Rodger 2041 you’re late, peralta.
diva bhardwaj
Im gonna keep going until you guys chime in
Nine-nine!
Nine-nine!
Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, a word?
Jake: WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?
“Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya” LMFAOO
What the fuck does that even mean? XD
@@captaincookie6460 Some people say stab, some people say stick or prick
Captain Cookie that’s the point
bruh that caught me off guard
I imagine she said it in a Scottish accent
Me: hears a random noise in my room
My mum walks in: Hannah wtf
Me: laughing maniacally doing a dance on the floor talking about how bed sheets are going to kill everyone
I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🙏
Hannah wtf😂😂😭
Hannah wtf 💀💀💀
That one about skimming from right to left has changed my life. I’m like a fucking detective
Japanese people be like
*”Obama shrugging meme”*
I lost my shit when he said "Aliens and Arabic Coffee"
EDIT: Thx so much for the likes :D
X2 😂😂😂😂😂
THE ALIENS STOLE ALL THE FUCKING ARABIC COFFEE
Yeah that was so freaking funny, gorillacrab style xD
Me too man! I fucking died out of laughter
@@hoovyzepoot hhhhhh LET'S GET IT BACKKKK
Easy way to tell fake unconsciousness...
Mention the eye needle
Omg 😂😂
Oh nooo
I HATE NEEDLES I WOULD START CRYING AIDHAJCUSFOSBOVSU
OMFG YES
*For the love of GOD, NOOOOO*
This is a trick I learned in college:
If someone is acting mean to you, bullying you, or being unkind. A subtle way to make them feel uncomfortable is to look at their forehead between their eyebrows.
For some reason, this REALLY unsettles people and makes them extremely self conscious and uncomfortable. This worked for me a few times and it was nice.
Weirdly. My theraphist said just always smile at others. And other will smile back at you.
I did it on the strangers i passed by and it actually works.
i do this for years
my crush: *walks by*
me: “i’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
imagine if she actually noticed and started dating you because of that
Josuke the Stando user i’ll try it next time lol
@@livmarotta best of luck my dood
Liv Marotta Did it work? If a guy said that I’d date him lol
Erem Yup confirmed I now have a girlfriend
3:20
Another way to do this is to carry a fork with you then when someone's following you...you face them,take the fork out of your pocket then yell"LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I'M ABOUT TO HAVE!"then charge at them
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 you stole that from tumblr lol
Lol
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 That'll give 'em nightmares!
And if they have a gun on them....well
O Last name Then just don't get followed in America.
I have one
So if a conversation is dying down and you want to leave just literally say what time it is and say you have to go. They’re will assume you have plans or something important but they won’t get mad because you used all your time you could with them.
doesn't really work if they ask what you have to do
That’s when you hit em with the “My dog just died, I have to go bury it”
@@DrSwazz wth 😂
The one about putting things out of place to remember something works perfectly everytime, but it has to be stupidly out of place like: shampoo bottle on the ground by the door, or a chair on the couch, or a phone charger on the fridge handle
i just love how at 8:02 they say everything that we have learned in this video
Same omggg hilarious
when did we learn about stroking penises?
Self-taught?
It's absolutely marvelous
@@ploopy45 im dead 😂😂😂😂
*shady guys following me*
Three choices
1. Gorilla noises
2.run
3. Demon screeches
Elinor Perkins Why not all three?
4. All of the above
how about “sticky sticky stick ya”? trust me it works
@@errasaheedah7773 gunga ginga ooooga oggga ginga gonga
That poor guy trying to ask for directions and ends up running on a gorilla girl😭😂
8:12
I can confirm
I was at my high school on the last day before winter break. Anyways I really wanted to read this book before going home because I know I'm gonna be bored and we were going to the country were theres no wifi. So before heading out to my bus I head to the library, the librarian isnt their but some school staff lady was. Now I didnt want to risk getting the book and going to her and have her say something like "I'm sorry sweetie I dont know how to check out books" and have to leave without the damn book. So instead I go all the way back of the library. Find the book and shove it in my back pack and walk out. Well to my bad luck since the book wasnt scanned, It triggered a small alarm when I crossed the door that everybody in the library could hear, In my mind I fucking panicked since I didnt want to be charged with robbery or something. But on the outside I just walked out with a straight face without giving two fucks and the staff lady never went after me.
tl;dr once I stole a book from the library
@@tejaswoman nah I returned it 2 weeks later after winter break. Librarian kinda not happy especially since she asked me if I needed more books to read a couple days earlier, but I told her I didn't. I thought I didn't but turns out I'm a fast reader lol.
2:48, imagine he wasn’t following her lol
imagine you’re about to mug this person and they crouch down, start crab walking and shout about aliens and Arabic coffee
And then shits their pants
I would assume she is a retard, and would be glad. Because mugging her will be way easier now
@@shen1801 censor slurs jesus christ
@@shen1801 this is the only valid response
@@jude297 fuck
When you act crazy to avoid getting robbed, but accidentally kill three guys on a subway while laughing and start a movement for all poor people in the city.
Edit: if you don’t understand this comment it’s ok...you wouldn’t get it.
XD
Loved that movie
@@allenkelly9153 Same
Relatable
What is this reference? Someone please tell me
Teacher here. Told my students about an experiment where someone implanted a false memory to a test group (something about going to Disneyland and meet Daffy Duck (a WB character) when they hadn't).
After telling the class the story, I asked them if anyone realized the false memory I had implanted into them over the course of the year. Cue absolute carnage! Paranoia, doubt about events (Did we do this?), comparing memories etc. etc.
Twist: I did NOTHING to them! It was entertaining to watch them suffer, constantly coming up to me to ask if such and such was the false memory... nope!
you seem like an awesome teacher !! i love when teachers mess with students for fun (as long as it’s harmless like that)
8:25 using that technique me n my friend spent a lovely morning at the most expensive hotel in Guangzhou, including free coffee, pastries and taking photos on the pool (which if im not mistaken was on floor 69, nice). Being foreginers helped a lot too, but looking confident could get you in many places there
Are you gay?: No
Do your parents know you’re gay?: No
So you are gay?
A simple spell but quite unbreakable.
Do your parents know u are gay? :
"No, but your dad knows"
Yes
I got suspended in 5th grade for asking a girl that 😂
Could someone explain this without whooshing me lol
@@duck-ss6pt If you ask someone if their parents know they are gay and they reply no, it basically means that they are homosexual and their parents don't know. The better response would be "I'm not gay though."
10:40 “I’ve done this many many times” was written by hungry_hungry_hobo
oml😂😂
Name checks out ✔️
"gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya"
Why did I laugh so hard 😂
"You have to let people know where you intend to go with your eyes"
*Me looking down when I walk* : Hell.
I did the eye contact thingy in a job interview and the interviewer mentioned that it's good that I'm confident and I look enthusiastic and started giving me positive feedbacks even though I didnt even know what I am saying out there lmao
Ps: I passed the interview xD
Nice! Good luck on your job!
congrats!!
Speaking of jobs I got a good one for sick calls. I only use this when I'm actually sick because even if you are they don't believe you. Unless you have a cool boss (kind of an oxymoron) they're all guilt trips anyway. So all you do is flip the trip, and I don't feel the least bit bad about it. You're sick so you're already supposed to sound pathetic. Just be apologetic even though it's not really your fault, and they'll usually take pity on you. No matter what though don't get offended because they'll automatically think you're full of shit. As much as it does piss me off I'm sick so I probably shouldn't get riled up anyway. I get that you'd like me to come in, but all it will do is make you have to deal with more of these. Let me quarantine myself, and I'll see you on the other side. I don't recommend you do this all the time though because they'll see right through it. Bosses seem to think they have the unnatural ability of being able to diagnose people over the phone. If that's the case, then why aren't you stay at home doctor?
i think i trick to switch from each eye is to hold eye contact but look away or at something every 3 seconds or every 6 so it doesnt get to intense and as you look away switch eyes.
@@grandoldsoul4691 3-6 seconds is too little, too little will make you look nervous
That "acting crazy thing" works sometimes. I almost got mugged walking to my apartment once. Some dude was following me for about a block, so I walked into the light of one of the lampposts and stopped. I turned around slighty, smiled at him and said "You're not the first person to try this". He stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me. I didnt break eye contact with him and kept grinning ear to ear like an idiot. Somehow he didnt realize I was bluffing and turned around.
Needless to say I dont walk home anymore, but I was surprised that it worked. Probably wouldnt have if he had a gun though.
He woulda been like “damn hon well there’s a first time for everything “
7:51 the absolute funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
For the eye contact part I tend to look at different parts of the face so that it shows confidence and continued interest but doesn't make it weird to stare into their eyes the whole time
“Aye yo Benny, met this weird guy today”
“Oh yea? What happened?”
“So I asked him if she wanted to make money and he said nah, so I follow him and he gets into this crab dance thing screaming about Arabic coffee and aliens...”
“Did ya run, guys seems wack”
“No, didn’t finish the story yet”
“Oh sorry continue.”
“So anyways I started blasting...”
But what does Arabic coffee have to do with being creepy
the real creepy thing is that you said "she" once lol
Celestia Cloud that’s the point
I don't get the story
Sira ×2
Your brain will sometimes ignore the the second "the" in a sentance.
Your brain will always catch the the misspelling.
That error is bugging me
I found yore lol
Senpai Sonic well mine didnt lmao
@@beep7634 I said sometimes
9:00 absolutely true. I'm a debater and in crossfire I had no questions left, out of desperation I asked a super dumb question that I had no idea why I was asking, I saw my coach start nodding and somehow was able to make sense of it. Ran with the question, starting prodding at them, and eventually won the round because of it.
Also while debating if you say something random and your opponent gets confused, you should look exasperated and say, “How do you not get it?” And then offer an example based on whatever your original argument was and it should work so yeah
A few freebies:
-People can "hear" smiles over the phone, the change in mouth shape adds a minor inflection to your speech that can be picked up subconsciously from the other end of the phone
-Telling yourself, out loud, "I'm excited!" a few times can help with panic attacks, you can actually convince yourself you're not panicking, that' you're just super stoked.
-Like the previous one, repeatedly hyping yourself up daily can actually improve your mental state; if you can convince yourself you're a god, you'll feel like one.
Also, for the "focus on the pain makes it go away thing", this was advice my mother gave me when I broke a bone, she'd used the same technique to give birth to me, drug-free.
She described it as "imagine pain as a room. you walk into the middle of that room and sit down. accept that is where you are."
I know that trick with the nose...
But i accidentally took a friends nose and lost it. he cried and now i am lonely with no friends 👎
Were you, perhaps, friends with Tom Marvolo Riddle?
I did this as well with a similar out come only I took his infant child instead of a nose
mikus too far man, too far…
Could u explain that trick,i dont get how tf should i place my fingers
You mean nothing has changed?
I simply exist and people avoid me like the plague. This natural talent can't simply be taught.
Art-Tastic Creations I FELT
@@ladaveya Word.
We're born with it
@@sg-ds6qg Indeed we are.
This is really rare I have earned this as a gift because I am Autistic and a Introvert
That one about the pain actually makes sense to me. For example, when my leg was really stiff and hurt if I stretched it out, I wouldn’t be hurt by it, it was just normal. When the pain started to go away, my leg felt weird and almost unnatural. I kinda wanted it back
Being in the Marine Corps, I learned that first trick real quick. If you don't look at officers you don't have to salute, if you don't look at higher ranks of enlisted, you don't have to worry about messing up the greeting of the day. For junior Marines reading this about to hit the fleet, looking at the ground is an obvious sign you are avoiding the higher ranks, they will fuck with you for this. Just look straight ahead at your destination with confidence as if you didn't notice them, they'll either not say anything or full on blast you. If they blast you jut say "my apologies, *greeting of the day*"
If you walk confident while (pretending) not notice them, most of the time they will think you have assignment from higher officer.
The blasters are just looking for attention and go on after received it.
Saying “your next line is...” Immediately shocks your opponent, causing a moment of distraction, allowing you to hit them with an overdrive of Hamon. It’s a good mind trick. Works every time.
When did you learn hamon jotaro
Polnareff? When did joseph teach you hamon?
@@zerekbasch9988 GHOSTS CAN'T BREATHE
Tsugini omae wa...
@@fobia3248 is that profile pic of meat canyon
i couldnt hold it when he said "walk sideways in a crab gorilla style"
i read this just as he said it
I do the first one just on instinct and I’ve heard several people say “That guys got a purpose” or “that guys on a mission “ lol I just want people to stay out of my way
I’m surprised nobody talked about this yet. If someone has hiccups, ask if they have hiccups. When they say yes, tell them to prove it saying you don’t believe them. And it works pretty often. It’s hilarious watching them get all “it was just happening a minute ago I swear”
I've done the act crazy thing before, when I knew I was being followed at night by a not-so-subtle ned/chav. Being a bit of a classical history geek and having a prosthetic eye, I decided to envoke my inner-, creepy-Prometheus.
While walking at a steady pace, I stopped dead, turned around, and with a look of fear/panic/incredulity, looked straight at him and said "Zeus? Father?... Please don't take my liver again" I tilted my head a little, slowly slid my eye out and held it straight out to him, between my thumb and index finger. Putting on my best creepy smile, I said "I offer you this as a sacrifice".
The wee idiot's expression was priceless! A combination of WTF and 'I'm about to spew up'. The road was quiet, and not taking his eye off me (no pun intended), he started to slowly cross over to the other side. When he got about half way across, he turned and jogged slightly the rest of the way and down a side street.
As he was crossing, I called out to him, saying "The angels are with me" - a line that I had heard a schizophrenic woman say on the bus that genuinely put a chill down my spine. It seemed appropriate to use in this encounter, and needless to say, I didn't see the wee numpty again.
I can only imagine this guy that was following you making a post on Reddit about most crazy and scary encounters and telling everyone about you lol I applaud you
@@HART-sk3bz That would require him to progress beyond the use of crayons 😁
I love this!!
Da hell I freaking love imagining his face
I need more of these "acted crazy" stories, these are HILARIOUS 😭😭😭💀💀
An addition to the "walk confidently into a place and nobody will question you" thing - some people will probably know this, but nobody ever questions a pizza delivery. Need to get backstage to a concert? Grab an empty pizza box and just walk in there. Works with relative ease, as long as it isn't a venue where they have catering.
If you really want this to work, throw the empty box into a warm oven immediately before trying your ruse.
Fun fact: the "pizza smell" doesn't come from the pizza cooking, it comes from the cardboard boxes that pizza shops put on the oven to keep warm.
Fear actually elevates pain I think. Like if your ear gets cut off, obviously it hurts, but the panic you feel from the thought of not having your ear anymore makes the pain worse. I believe this is why children cry when they get small scrapes and adults don’t. Might be because of the fear rather than the pain itself.
“Gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
That one got me
Tell someone not to look behind them, they always do it. Then simply take their wallet :3
"Dude what the hell"
"I told you not to look behind you"
@@Amy-si8gq Works every time
@@huffleclaw1019
60% of the time
@Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Maybe, maybe not
Amy ibibih
*100% of the comments:*
"Im gOnnA sTiCkY StiCKy stiCK yA!"
*0% of the comments:*
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language of the nooten-nootje
"i'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya" 😂😂😂😂😂 i'm actually laughing my ass off
‘I start screaming obscenities about aliens and Arabic coffee’ now that’s a glorious sentence right there I’ll tell you what
Everytime there is someone doing a presentation in my class, I always make sure to let them know that I am listening and interested in what they're saying by leaning slightly forward and look interested then nod in approval occasionally. This usually boosts their confidence level and they seem to talk much better.
Thats nice, tho sometimes it might do the opposite xD .. Like they get nervous because someone is listening so they get pressured or something..
And im one of them, sometimes I prefer everyone not listening so I wont really need to care about the presentation
@@yujinarukunnn7222 Well, I believe this is more catered to people who care about their presentation. I have to do a good amount of these, and I got to say it does make me feel better when people seem to be listening.
@@yujinarukunnn7222 I'm the same typa person. My social anxiety freaks the hell outta me.
“Sixty percent of the time it works Every time”
I don’t think that’s how sixty percent works
Tiffany Vi 100% of 60% is 60% so it checks out
That's exactly how it works.
Also, it's a line from a movie.
It’s from anchorman
Solution,
100% of 60% = 100/100 * 60 = 1 * 60 = 60%.
Hence proved.
Well yes . . . but actually no
Holy cow, i didn't know that the nodding one was a psychology trick. I figured that it worked on my own and would use it to help my friends during class presentations. I would also turn my head side to side (disapprovingly) when it was this kid I hated turn. He would choke almost every time easily.
Next time I go into a job interview, I'm going to make my eyes shake the whole time to make them look like they're sparkling. Thanks for the tip!
Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya.
🤣
I don't get it. What does it mean?
Stiffy Stiffy huh.
I think it's another word for "forcing something sharp into flesh".
@@moonflowerpalace3872 That's what crazy girls are about?
Guy follwed me once cursing at me and remembered seeing this, i turned towards him scrunched my face up and started jumping up and down screaming IM MELTING ....i got shot
Really?
Oh dang. I would just ask them if they like the taste of blood on wet hair, then giggle and skip off humming a song
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex.
*Daily Double sound effect*
Alex: Looks like it's the DAILY DOUBLE!
Me: YES!
Alex: Here's the answer: This person boldly claimed in a CZcams comment that they got shot by someone when acting crazy.
Me: Who is RσƁxƝιƓнƬ
?
Alex: Correct.
@@christrigg1, that puts you in the lead.
Did you die ?
3:21 I had to spit out my water I couldn’t stop laughing
I've done the first one before and it always works. Plus, if you walk into someone who's texting while walking, you'll always get an apology.
2:40 “I curled my arms into my arm pits crouched down and walked sideways like a crab/harambe the drug dealer said something about *aliens* and *arabic coffee*” the Arabic coffee part made me wheeze omg
I’m still laughing
The dude with the Revelation about pain is exactly right. Pain is actually a gift and when you get to that point, the gift arrives.
Also, joking, cursing, and yelling helps a lot, too.
I don't recommend it. I thought a lot about my belly ache and what I received was poop.
8:01 Lmao that guy just put EVERYTHING to the test
i work in customer service so basically my whole job is knowing these tricks. on i really like is to always make a big show of being polite, especially when thanking people. i thank everyone even if it is just for stopping in, and i do it early. if they ask me a question, and i havent thanked them for anything yet, i get a better reaction if the person thinks i am polite. i always make sure to have good eye contact when doing so, give them my full attention, and i usually mix up my pantameter and draw out the thanks. a quick "thanks for asking" would obvious suffice, but i take it a step further and say something like "hey thank you for coming to me with that, of course i can help you." and i put a emphasis on the actual thank you, so that it lasts a little longer. i figure most people only interract with scumbags all day, and this act of kindness really puts people on the right foot. That and always acting very happy to see people, that one is huge. If you dont feel comfortable answering something, always put the blame on someone else, it isnt to be mean, it is just to remove the pressure so that you can remain natural. Saying sorry is also the same trick as saying thank you, in this instance. really sell it, it stops people from ever saying something to warrent another over the top apology, lol
i tried the “legs through the floor” trick with my family, and they all loved it!
ri the happy french fry 🍟 🍟 🍟
Raul Octtaviani are you Italian
same
Sometimes when I close my eyes..
I can't see
I thought I was the only one...
sometimes?!?!
@@declanmcknight2486 most times
@@dunno6442 most?!
Oh my god... that’s so weird, ME TOO LOL
0:40 as a former supermarket employee who always had to stop my huge, heavy containers because I thought looking at people would get them to move, this has made my life heaven in there. Just act like nobody is there and everyone who pays attention to the huge object moving towards them will move
In arguments, when you reach a point of strong opposition, there's a pretty tried and true formula for easing the person into accepting your side of things. First, you need to be able to state their position in your own words. Being able to list all the reasons why they take the stance they do does two things. For one, it shows you're listening and takes them off the defensive by feeling heard and their feelings are validated. Equally, it expresses confidence in your own opposing stance. In other words you're saying, "yes Mr so-and-so, I hear you and I completely understand why you feel this way AND YET I'm so confident in my own viewpoints, I still believe my side of things in spite of hearing your side of things" in a lot less words. This leaves them with not that much to really get mad at since you've acknowledged why they think and feel the way they do. Then you're open to express your side of things in a hopefully much more open atmosphere.
Next, it's good practice to remove the word 'but' from your vocabulary and replace it with 'and yet' when transitioning to your opposing viewpoints like in the example above. The human mind reacts much more harshly to hearing the word 'but' than it does to 'and yet'. When you hear the word 'but' in an argument and especially in an apology, it immediately triggers defensiveness. 'But' has several negative connotations in our vocabulary and can come across insincere in even the most heartfelt expressions. It's best not to risk triggering unintentional negative emotions in such an unfortunate way.
"Got your nose" what kind of age group are you trying to pick up?
the one that gets you killed in jail
Yeah...idk why this made it in the video, it's stupid.
@@Gingergent07 its a satirical comment, your snide remarks and highminded attitude make me think you've never seen the movie joker.
@@ghostfox13 jack 2tothewhogivesacrap says what? Who gives a crap. Bye.
@@Gingergent07 i rustled your jimmies didnt i you still a lil ass boi stand down
My uncle taught me this:
If talking to someone and both of you are keeping eye contact, flicker your eyes either behind them or to the side of them a couple of times (2-6 should do it) in a span of 3 seconds after each other. 95% of the time their eyes will flicker to the side or they’ll turn their head to look behind them.
Also- If someone is staring at you, or having a conversation with you, stare directly at their forehead whilst speaking, meeting their gaze for about a second before looking back at their forehead. It’ll drive them mad
Lmao facts, I'll keep rubbing my forehead
girl i use to workwith would always look at my forehead. wtf lol. i asked why she said IDK LOOL
My siblings and I used to do the forehead thing to my sister, the more people you can get to do it the more mad it drives them lol she’d periodically swipe or tap her forehead and get paranoid
If you want to show someone you’re listening to then though, make a triangle using your eyes by looking at the left eye, right eye, and there mouth 💯 but if you’re trying to leave a conversation make a triangle with there left eye , right eye , and their forehead, the brain subconsciously makes them uncomfortable and makes them want to leave the conversation easier
@@tredub21 maybe because in that order it will seem you're rolling your eyes
11:07, a good mind trick is to tell yourself that this pain is nothing compared to what "a beloved person" has to go through everyday.
Whenever I feel strong pain, like hitting my lil toe at the door corner, I just say: "This is nothing compared to the pain that my father has to go through everday" and the pain magically reduces itself. Though it probably does hurt, it just doesn't hurt as much as it would with a mental shock.
8:26 it definitely works. Been doing that for a long time, sometimes without even noticing and they never suspect
It’s impossible to say “sofa” then “king” then “stupid”, in 2 seconds
Aaaaaaand I'm stupid. Nice trick. Got me. Haha. Round of applause.
Jamie Ener lol thx
Why who are you boi why
I don't get it.
Ultra Goku
“So fucking stupid.”
6:30, I've read somewhere that when keeping eye contact you should look at right eye > left eye > nose > repeat for the "sparkling effect"
You know how fucking retarded that will look if your eyes are moving alot. You'll look so insane
I do this subconsciously and is why I get complements on my eyes more than anything else
@@michaelfapgod4598 like 30 seconds each idiot
@@michaelfapgod4598 Unless they got a foot long face, you don't gotta move your eyes much.
@@trippyy2767 That's fucking terrifying to imagine. Thanks, I hate it
10:45 I do the same exact thing. The pain doesn't exactly "go away," but it just doesn't technically hurt anymore. It ends up becoming trivial and I don't even care about the pain anymore. I also do this to avoid getting burned, to stay awake during days I'm dead tired, and so on. It also, somehow, tends to block any physical damage done by whatever's causing the pain. I taught it to an old friend and she was able to do the same thing. I don't know how I'm able to make the pain go away though, it's more of me just "willing" it to go away. Taught her that too, and it worked for her. It's odd.
11:07 ive always done this. even as a kid id hold hot tea cups and focus all my attention to the pain and it just doesnt hurt. like i feel it but its not pain its just something else. ive ripped off my own nail, cut off infected areas of my body with scissors and stuff too like this.
Bestie excise me you what? Not to be impolite or anything just... Respect damn
Bruh the right to left doesn't work if you read manga
omg yes sksk-
But I'm Arab and I know English so I read both left to right and right to left 😐
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Weeb
What about reading horizontally?
I think the people pretending to be crazy are crazier than the actual "crazy" people.
Denise Christie Woah bro, you just posted cringe
@@botelladeaguamediollena4885 The internet consists of cringe.
It's genius, actually!
@Denise Christie this is one of the most cringy comments I've ever seen
Denise Christie You’re a joke. LOL
(seriously though, stop ending every comment with “lol”)
I discovered the first one myself! When you ride a motorcycle (or when people used to ride horses) looking where you want to go helps a lot as it affects the positioning of your whole body. Paradoxically this is how I got it...
The foot in the door one is a very common one, but still it's not noticable when you do it and it helps to catch liars, find the answers to questions you have, or just get favors. Ask for something a little too exaggerated first like "Tell me EVERYTHING you know RIGHT now", and then once they deny your request (as expected) just ask for what you ACTUALLY want or for something smaller. Like ask "Okay then, can you at least tell me *small piece of information*"
1:10 my great aunt scared off a thief by repeatedly telling them to shoot her
😳
teleport teleport if they are low enough they will actually shoot you, not a great trick to use.
@@botcheek482 Exactly. Most of all if they're panicking and you just keep telling them that, not to mention if you're saying it with confidence, they'll most likely do it even if they didn't intend to
A minor celebrity in a sporting field had a guy stick a handgun right in his mouth, threatening to shoot. Guy began laughing like a possessed lunatic. Would-be shooter freaked out and departed in a hurry.
@@shakeyobooty9465 what if you make yourself cry and sound desperately and hoplessly suicidal? 😂
"Needless to say there is a high crime rate around the university center".
Well, I see we're in USA.
Well I mean, it said say it was Ohio
Cleveland has some pretty fucked shit going on a lot of the time.
11:6 I have literally been doing this my entire life but could never put it into words, it is the reason I didn't cry when a docter had to put my dislocated knee back into place (the hospital had nothing at the time that could numb pain)
i remember the tip at 3:35 from diary of a wimpy kid, where he put a sock on the tv
Bruh “7 years ago”
7:07 For the eye contact thing, don't overdo it or be too intense/focused. My therapist has informed me that using my full power as a level 100 eye contact wizard tends to freak people out.
Alpha mode... its interesting to watch other men unable to look at you in the face and speak at the same time. They are constantly shifting their view.
@@zachrorke9046
I barely ever look at people in the eye when I talk to them either. Not because they specifically impress me, but I accidentally end up spending more energy observing their expressions and their eyes than pondering over what's being said. It makes me feel a bit invasive and makes it easier for others to read through me too and potentially manipulate me.
About the first one - I figured how to do this myself, just because I don't know most of the people I bump into in my neighborhood, so I look on with a stern face and also make my body visibly aimed at where I want to go. I also walk in a weird sort of flow so whenever I do this, I also tend to move in a slow curve to my direction.
3:57 this totally works my mom taught me to do word searches by turning the paper 90° first it’s easier to recognize the words that way