"They Can't Send Us All To Detention..." [Stories] (AskReddit)
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"...and that's how we found out that they can put a whole class in detention."
i died lol
That's why I clicked on this video to see how Many times it would do
@@damiengeorge7410
Lol, true 😂
The thing is that by the Geneva Covention it's internationally illegal to have that sort of punishment
Damien George why do we all have the same pic
@@albertluceroable @Damien George doesnt have the same profile pic
The guy who changed the clock is a legend
Thanks
SeungHyun I would Hire him on gta 5 heists Lmao
I remember when someone in my class did that. Teacher went into an angry rage and kept us in until 17:00. He was a bad teacher.
No...HES A MAD LAD
the fact that no one in class actually snitched is a legend in itself
I love how the teacher was cool about the class locking the door on him. And he stopped locking the door which is a bonus. The best story was the army story. That drill sergeant has a sense of humor.
"So we went to P.
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Pë
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"They can't send us all to detention"
They: Are you challenging me?
Us: *yes*
Detention : why are you doing this?
i got the joke and why they spelled it like that lmao?
Where is your forest
When everyone upvotes because the bigfoot has mad clout
The teachers: "Obey our Authority"
The students: _"Are you really in charge here?"_
Teachers: I'm in charge.
Students: Do you *feel* in charge?
Epic King Pig ok boomer
@Epic King Pig Understandable, Baby Boomer
@Epic King Pig i only replied bcuz I wanted to say the same thing with different wording as someone with a Mista pfp, it's what I do
I copy Mistas and that's my job
Epic King Pig I see a sonic reference
My class did something for geography called, "The Deskonintental Drift". where every minute everyone would move their desks and seats to a direction until everybody reached the end. usually the teacher would notice but didn't give a shit
thats funny
Your geometry teacher sounds like a chill person.
"usually" XD
@@robbie5899 geography
now i wish i had school
They said "no eating in class" but I needed to eat to keep my blood sugar stable. Next day, me and some friends brought some snacks and had a picnic in class. The eating ban was lifted after that.
Nice
In my class we are aloud to Finnish our food while working and this girl I know kept chewing really loud and always brings food to class and I had the worst time with her food being all over the place on her and my desk while I work. I had to ask the teacher to switch me with her.
I definitely understand the no eating in class part but I also understand there is reasons to why people need a extra something to eat sometimes. Good for you👍🥳
they should’ve just mandated you just bring a doctors note saying that you need to lol
@@Enderia2 right, I’m hypoglycemic and have to bring snacks. If a teacher takes issue with it all I do is get a doctors note. Although, I’m a pretty good student and half the teachers don’t care anyways so I’ve never had an issue.
"They can't send all of us to hell"
God: B E T
maKES MoRe maRTinI FoUh EinSTeIN mAH dOod.
10 billion students: they can't stop all of us
God: wanna bet
20 billion students: were not ded yet so yes
😂
Yo what is this freakin r/comedyheaven?
I want to like but the likes are 666 ....ironic lmao
A math teacher started chewing out a kid for coughing, whole class started cussing him out, even the goody two shoes, everyone was sent to the office, dude got fired the next month
We're not allowed to yawn in a certain class because our teacher is sO pErFeCt and wants us to be perfect
Coughing*
@@williamszy2827 he obviously knows how to spell coughing.
@@williamszy2827 lmao dont know how I fucked that one up, thanks
@T O' *_O sTAhP nOw U stOOpiD tHInG._*
Okay but imagine being ‘kidnapped’ by your PE teacher to go to the pool and your History teacher being so cool as to help you get out of PE.
H e a v e n
Last year, we got a new principal at my high school that was instantly insanely hardball on all the rules. Which, okay, maybe they need to be enforced a bit more, but she changed them. Oh, previously you couldn't have holes in your jeans two inches above the knee? Now you can't have holes at all. Oh, you can't wear bandanas because they're considered gang affiliation? Well now you can't wear red or blue at all.
A bunch of the girls in school had bought those super ripped up jeans from American Eagle before we went back to school, and it made a bunch of people angry considering that was their new school wardrobe. I hated them anyway, and they looked stupid, so it didn't effect me as much, but I myself had purchased some jeans that year with a bit of razoring done at the top so I was kinda mad myself considering it's hard to find jeans in my small town without "blemishes".
Anyway, it got to a point where they would literally stand outside as the buses pulled in and call people out for holes, for wearing crocs (that was another one), and for the whole color thing. At this point, the ISS room was full, so they started having to keep them in the auditorium. They literally sent out the *school basketball team* for wearing red and blue basketball shorts. And those are literally our school colors.
At this point, we had made the local news because one girl was angry that she got suspended after calling her mom in the bathroom to ask her to bring more clothes (no phones allowed, so they suspended her). Then, after the whole "color" situation, we all got together and said we were all going to wear as much stuff as we could that broke the new rules. I remember wearing a red shirt, my razered and ripped blue jeans, and white shoes. Looked like a normal outfit, sure, but whatever. A few other people went very over-the-top and wore crocs, red/blue basketball shorts OR the super-ripped American Eagle jeans, and red or blue shirts. Eventually, the principal had to stop all the nonsense and let us go back to our old ways, so no one got in trouble even though everybody came to school dressed "inappropriately".
Also, side note, while all of this was going on, the hallways smelled like straight-up weed and the neighborhood crazy lady came to school and stood in the hallway dancing, swinging her shoes in the air, and singing the Fat Albert theme song. But, ya know, dress code is more important.
I live in England. Your pain will never compare to mine.
I want to read that but at the same time I don’t cuz it’s so long lol
@@Lololol4115 TL;DR New principal changes clothing rules & everyone comes in breaking them
@@NatPatent omg thanks
@@NatPatent i read all that for you to summarise it in 2 sentences
Teacher: You can't do that
Students: *I'm gonna do what's* *called a pro gamer move*
Epic gamer move
934 likes 2 replies 1 year ago wtf
"iT's pEh cLaSs"
lmao huh 😂
lmao huh “He threatened us with ICE”
@@ghost-rn4oy Mexicans: [sweating]
Lmao I read that when it came up
I was gonna say dat
My story:
In 7th grade, we had 3 fights in one week
So the teachers decided to treat us like kindergarteners, even though only a couple of us out of 150 kids fought! We had to never talk, follow the lines to lunch, and we weren’t allowed to go to lockers. So the next day, The whole 7th grade wore orange shirts and wrote an ID number on it saying that “they were prisoners and school was a prison”. Some of them even got ICE!
After that experience I learned to things:
1.they CAN ICE everyone
2. Protesting only made the teachers hate us more and give us more rules. But it did make force them to be “nicer” because our protests made the school look bad.
ISS, not ICE 🧊
Yeah... ICE is a different implication.
ISS bozo
I legit thought that the actually iced the students then I say the replies lmao
Just not true
The last week of school, every year, we had this little tradition called fight week. I learned about it when I entered into six grade. Apparently, kids all over the school would get into fights with whoever they had beef with. Since so many kids were fighting, they couldn't fit all of us into detention.
First rule of fight week is we don't talk about fight week.
Second rule of fight week is we DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT WEEK
@@rabbinemo6402 Oh we talked about fight week. The teachers couldn't do a thing about it
@@rabbinemo6402 Httyd reference?
@@lockydowny fight club
1st story: "we don't want pants!"
2nd story: "we want pants!"
Both stories: "we dont want any stupid rule telling us what to wear"
@@MsWinxmusa r/whoosh
@@bloodandbones1079 r/gachaisoverrated
@@bloodandbones1079 r/thatvideoistho
@@bloodandbones1079 r/okboomer
Don’t you just hate it when your principal threatens you with ice
You don't wanna be late to Peh class anymore
Hold up. Haven’t i seen u commenting on undertale vids?
Turtle Queen no lol
3 weeks of ice if you don't change for peh class
Yeah bruh, all the time
When I watched this my mind went back to when one day after lunch, in middle school, the teachers let us play outside in the field and out of nowhere all the seventh graders started the conga line and singing the abc’s. The best part was when we went by the teachers and I hear one of them say “can you see the disappointment” and pointed to his face.
I would say "are you the disappointment?"
Why is nobody talking about the dude who dressed up as Marty McFly for Halloween, that’s lowkey genius-
I dressed as him for Halloween and my teacher called me cultured lol. : )
We aren’t aloud to wear costumes at our school but my science teacher always dresses as a normal costume. Last year she dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo. She’s my favorite teacher and is amazing.
I had a bio teacher who one day was wearing a lab coat that said black measa like half life 1 black measa symbol and all. Edit spelling
My teacher wore a full body armor to school obce with a level 3 helmet from pubg
@@tabbymctabs2457 nice
boo my teachers were expo markers 😒
Wear normal costumes like famous people or group costumes with T-shirts.
No one:
Text to speech: “tl;doctor”
Too long doctor
"Roughhousing in Pee.
E.
Class."
What does TL;DR stand for?
Never mind, thanks Google
*ISS*
Me: is
TTS: ice
Mohamed Essam this made my day😂😂 ‘too long doctor’
a sub gave our whole class after school detention once. parents were pissed and most of us just got taken home with parents giving the side eye to the detention proctor.
The parents giving 'em the side eye is just - !!
The one when they say, “MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL” is from a mcr song called mama
I have heard that one and at that part of the vid I laughed sooo hard. It's kinda like my back-of-the-class-crew.
@@sayonara9052 Woops lol
I was waiting to see someone comment this.
its really quite pleasant except for the smell
yess that made me so happy... even my username is from an mcr song
student: "ok boomer"
teacher: if I hear that word again, you're getting a minor. it's a rude thing to say to your elders"
every student in the room: "ok boomer"
hahaha yeah lol
Here's one step up every student in the country in unison "OKAY BOOMER!!!".
My teacher literally just told us he was a boomer and explained what a boomer is.
OK ZOOMER
mona2rad ok boomer isn’t a tick tock thing, it’s a meme, you uncultured swine
Teachers: "Respect our authority!"
Students: *Screams and destroys the hierarchy*
Sirfatandblack now that’s what I call impeachment.
Teachers: Are you questioning my authority?
Vanilla Angel Yes I am was that not obvious!
Vanilla Angel is that Steven universe
damn right
"And that's how we found out that they actually can put an entire class in detention."
*sigh*
Yea, been there.
In 6th grade we had a no talking rule at lunch ( Idk why that’s literally the only time we get to talk ) and our dean would go so far as suspend someone for talking. There were weeks spent in silence sometimes. She had a megaphone that played a horrible noise too. She even bribed us with recess if we were quiet.
Eventually we didn’t fucking care anymore and stopped believing her bullshit bribes and kept talking. It was CHAOS. And that’s how we learned they can put an entire grade in detention.
If ya didn’t show up to detention ya got suspended. They took *ROLL CALL*
And if you ignored the suspension you got kicked out, I guess?
" And the lord said to john...
*_MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL._* "
ah yes the emo spirit among these fellas is alive and well
Gerard would be proud
Love them
I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else got the reference. Great to know I'm no the only one
IKR??
My question is what country was that public school in because in America it’s illegal to have mass and stuff like that in a public school
Detention: Allow me to-
These savage kids: *No, allow US to introduce ourselves.*
Who uses the word "Savage" in 2019 that was 2 years ago only 2nd or 3rd graders use it
S Morales damn no need to be salty, it was a joke
Plus you can use it anytime, there’s no “designated time” for things.
S Morales who tf cares, it’s a word, grow up.
@@ScorpionNN-yh1bv You're a pussy ignoring comments instead of admitting to be wrong.
I would like but u have 666 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that so hears my like for u 👍🏼
This was in a math class. The teacher had decided to grab some printing and leave us alone. We all started talking except for the few who still did their work.
One girl decided she should try something funny. She hid beside the doorway and the whole class was quiet as we waited for the teacher.
We all pretended to do our work, and as our teacher walked in the girl hiding jumped out, yelled, and scared the crap out of our teacher.
She dropped the printing and the whole class was laughing. She ended up laughing with us and telling us to get back to work. It was hilarious xD
Chill teacher
No one:
Text to speech at 00:12 : *PEH*
Teacher: *tries to prevent 500 kids from going somewhere*
Kids: You can't stop us
Teacher: Damn
I've seen it done
@@avahamlincoln874 elaboration?
@@aaronsmith3912 mass genocide
@@coolperson8272 PFFFFF
@@aaronsmith3912 Someone set off the fire alarm and they couldn't figure out who it was so they seriously put everyone in the school in detention in the gym everyday till someone fessed up. That's how they can put 623 kids in detention.
Video: “they can’t put us all in detention”
Story: “that’s when I realized they can put a whole class in detention”
Lol
I thought at first that it would then go:
That’s how we learned that the can send us all to detention.
Glad that happened
And that is your 1000th like
My school put my whole grade in detention bruh
@@user-pj3cc7vh3g I smell cap
My highschool music teacher was amazing, I was in a small band with a few other people in my grade and after practicing for a gig we were planning on doing it turned out it only took one period instead of two, so the music teacher let us sit in the spare music classroom for a whole period, ducking down under the desks whenever a teacher went past the window. It doesn’t sound as funny now but I appreciate how fun the teacher was especially when if he got caught he could have potentially gotten fired, he was retiring in a week so it didn’t matter
One time our teacher told the class to go in the hallway to pack up, and when we did, he got mad at us. He gave us all detention for a week. A WEEK. The next day we all showed up to class with protest signs and marched around the classroom until he caved and said we didn’t have to go to detention. That was a good day for our class.
some kid coughed, and then I fake coughed, and then a few more kids started fake coughing, and after a bit, the entire cafeteria was coughing
We couldn’t talk for three days
And then as a girl was leaving she just yelled IM GAY so the entire cafeteria heard it and everyone started laughing and then she just booked it
Lmfao
Oh..er...i think I was that girl... Em.... When was this?
Dead Dave
LMAO
we all started sigh-ing in unison (my idea, it was planned i counted to three lol) then we started throwing shoes. i don’t know how we started throwing shoes but i started it
Dead Dave one time someone dropped an apple in the cafeteria and I started clapping.....yeah basically the same thing happened and we couldn’t talk for like 2 or 3 days cause everyone started coughing😂
8:00 “I remember, my class was suppose to have music that day so we all got our recorders out and blew them as loud and off key as possible”
I freaking died. I think that would be just as funny as it would be terrifying
Can you play a recorder on key tho
Not really lol
@@echosalter9790 I can. It only took me 6 years to learn too.
@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 XD
i'm just thinking of lydia from teen wolf doing a banshee scream
Nearly my whole school hasn’t done any of the online classes but they can’t give us all detention
And fail u guys
“And we call it “Toga the line”.”
Me: * weeb instincts kick in *
Episode 2, Season 4.
"Tomura, Let me cut him."
@@saturnssubliminals You'll find out. Obivously it was Toga talking to Shigaraki but you'll find out once you get there.
*We get there when we get there!*
@@ImuaOnesTopFan WAIT WAS IT BAKUGO BC HE GOT KIDNAPPED :0
@@saturnssubliminals No they rescued him before that.
@@saturnssubliminals what part are you on?
50 years ago, my friends brother got in trouble for doing something and was sent to the office to see the principal for detention. He walked in on the principal doing coke and just said “I don’t have detention anymore” then walked out
Oh my word
I would've asked for money
Hello There he’s faking it :p
Hey mista 4
Well, it was 50 years ago after all.
Our entire cafeteria(350 kids) got lunch detention for clapping. I was the one who started clapping.
Jackson Finds Treasure nice
We did because some kid coughed, and then I fake coughed, and then about five kids started fake coughing, and then the entire cafeteria was coughing
We couldn’t talk for three days
And then as a girl was leaving she just yelled IM GAY so the entire cafeteria heard it and started laughing and then ran.
My school does that a lot but no one really gets in trouble
Jackson Finds Treasure hahaha our school used to do that a lot randomly and the teachers would get so mad
Why is clapping a punishable offense.
@@ImaNerdANDaGeek Exactly
2:21 I'm pretty sure that's my health teachers bio teacher, I remember him telling us his teacher did the exact same thing!!
“It’s (peh) class, just let them wear shorts”
🤣
“They can’t send us all to detention”
School: *Hold my drink*
『mxdam 』 more like hold my exam
Hold my coffee
Hold my clear plastic water bottle
Hold my pointer stick
Hold my milk carton**
In ms Japanese class, we learned that if you walk up to a Japanese person and say "are" (a•reh) that they'd say are back. You could do this with them for *hours.*
So one day, our teacher told us we had a pop quiz, and some girl looked at the guy next to her and said "Are?" The Ares spread all throughout the classroom. We all got louder everytime the teacher told us to be quiet in English.
It got so loud that the Japanese classroom from next door did it too, and then the classroom down the hall. One of the teachers ran down the hallway (we could see her from the door window) trying to figure everything out.
Long story short: none of the Japanese classes had a pop quiz again
did it sound like the noises seagulls make? I'm trying to picture this-
Like the ones from Nemo lmao
Mine mine mine
This is my favorite holy shit dude hahaha
Time to turn this reply section into hell. Are?
@@ipza4968 あれ
I actually have one:
When I was in grade school, there was this one history teacher everyone hated. And there was this one specific day that he decided to have a surprise test without giving any warning and it was a pretty important test. No one had studied for it and it was written no where on our notebooks. So, my class decided to take all of our history notebooks and show them to the principal saying that the test was never announced. Long story short, the test was post-ponned and the teacher got fired a few months later for doing worse things and it was said that he hit one of the students. We never got in trouble for that. This was a very long time ago but I still remember it like it was yesterday.
There's this supply/substitute teacher that my entire class, and most of thr other classes, adored. Mainly because he kind of let everything slide on accident because he seemed a little clueless all the time and he always praised us, even if we did everything wrong and were terrible the entire class.
One day, we have him in our math class and he hands us about five sheets all stapled together each. He told us to do as much as we could, but when we all looked at the paper (about ten minutes after he gave them to us), we all realised that there were no questions and half of the stuff that was on there was missing.
So we all had this silent agreement that nobody would tell him, until about five or ten minutes after that, someone told him. We were all so annoyed, but then the teacher did nothing and just told us that there were. So now we had the perfect excuse for when our math teacher came back, we tried telling him but he wouldn't listen.
Then we just talked or messed around for the rest of the class, and if course he praised us for the hard work we did.
Teachers in my school : me clapping isn’t the bell, the bell is.
Also teachers in my school : *the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do*
ARMY!!!
Selvaraj D stfu we dont give a shit about army
Exactly
Took me so long to understand that
What???? Clapping??? !?!?!?!! Im having a stroke
Wow, I can finally tell this story. Okay, so my high school was once the biggest in the US. In fact, my graduating class was the largest one for a while until the record was broken years later. My school was considered an experiment run by the school's principal. He ran it so well that he developed his own psuedo cult of personality and every student, teacher and staff member at the school respected and loved him (as far as I and the other students could tell).
In that school district, you could only work for a maximum of 35 years. He had been in other schools before then, but he was finishing his 35 at my high school. Well, the entire student body said "Fuck that. We aren't losing the only guy who legitimately gives a fuck about us and is able to make our lives here bearable." Someone planned a walkout in between classes to the school football field a month in advance, and it gained so much traction that even the teachers were being ordered to convince the students not to do it. There were over 5,000 students. They literally couldn't get us all.
Needless to say, the teachers weren't getting through to anyone. Even the seniors, who had everything to lose and nothing to gain were in on it (context: I was a junior at the time). The day comes, and right before the walkout happens, the principal himself gets on the PA system and implores us not to walk out. Whenever we heard him talk, he was always confident and happy, but here, he sounded like we had put a gun to his head. Only three students walked out to the football field (probably those who desperately wanted to use it as an excuse to skip), and they were promptly given recompense. After the principal hears this, he gets back on the PA system and he's clearly overwhelmed with the love we just showed him, and promised that he would find a way to stay longer at the school. He did. He was able to get a brand new 35 year contract, and when I graduated the year after, he gave us a great speech. Don't know if he's still there now due to age, but I'll never forget that moment, or that principal.
Edit: I just read that he retired this year. He was getting on in his years.
Edit 2: thanks for all the likes! I forgot to mention that in senior year, he actually signed my yearbook. He was really cool about it.
Underrated story, nice dude.
Oddly wholesome
this is wholesome
Pure ❤
That’s cool what school did you attend?
My PE class was supposed to run the mile which doesn't seem like a big deal but it happened to be almost 90° that day. Or teacher took us to this track right off of campus where we usually run and in an inspiring moment the whole class refused to run at all. We all just walked instead in a massive group and got around a 14 minute mile time. My teacher was threatening to fail all of us but then just gave up and left us out on the track. While after a while of walking no one knew what time it was so we all just walked back to school and got dressed back into our regular clothes and went to our next class. There was never any punishment for it and no one was failed. We didn't run the mile again at all for the rest of the year.
2019: *THEY CAN’T STOP ALL OF US*
later: they can’t send **all** of us to detention tho
“If we all wear our hoodies on our heads they can’t take them all” - me
I'll grab my hoodie
„They can’t send us all to detention“
My teacher: *laughs*
F
How the fuck did you do the upside down quotes? “‘
Just do , 2 times
Jielyn Sabarez oh.... yeah
„»«“”"”
My school handles detention on a set schedule with one woman in a counselor’s office. I used to be an assistant there (free credit for running passes). This woman is so wholesome and always jokes around with people even if they are in deep trouble. If they skip detention, she jokes some more, and that’s ultimately what makes them go. Between you and me, she even let some students off the hook that really didn’t deserve the detention :)
Our school, despite being in one of the roughest parts of London, was well known for having incredibly draconian rules and punishments. Rulings like If anything was confiscated, it was taken away until the end of the term/semester. No physical contact, all long hair has to be tied, and no hair could be unnaturally coloured. The list goes on.
Eventually some kids got detention for something else trivial, and decided they had enough of the teachers' bs.
A rumor went around on facebook that at breaktime everyone would freeze like statues. It worked.
The entire school suddenly froze in the playground. Teachers were bewildered, trying to get our attention, threatening Saturday detentions left and right but no one budget.
After about 30 mins of stillness people started to pussy out. And 15 mins later, about 10 kids remained frozen when everyone else was going back to class.
No one:
Literally all of Hell and Heaven:
The automatic voice dude thingy: pEH
If you watch too many of these you start thinking in that voice
@@billolsen4360 it's too late for meh
@@billolsen4360 i always think a funny situauon in that robot voice😂😂 Not just in funny sitautions.Thats sounds luoe the voice in my head😂
P......... E
omg i hate peh especially the pacer test it makes me so tired
teacher :don't make me send you all to detention
coronavirus : allow me to introduce myself
Lol
They stuck us all in a breakout room for detention when everyone refused to listen to the history teacher give a lecture on something (I forget, I wasn’t listening) and the teacher went in the main room to get the principal. Bad idea on their part. I just rallied everyone and we all the call just as the principal joined the room. It was hilarious. Most of the kid’s parents sided with the kids because the last lecture given in this class had been over two hours long and caused us to miss our next class.
I never had detention or been to anything school that had detention,(At least, that's what I think) and I feel like I'm missing out. ;-;
Fun Fact: The teachers can't actually make you go to detention, so next time a teacher says your getting a detention just say 'You can't force me too, so no.'
:D
Unless it's very obvious that you have to. For example, if you slap up someone in your class it's best to go to detention afterwards. You don't want the guy you slapped knowing the tricks.
then they suspend you
@@sleepywall7294 schools can't suspend students without a good reason
@@ChaosNetwork1004 well that is a good reason
@@sleepywall7294 That's actually a great and reasonable argument.
...or I'm tired lol.
“Everyone stop sitting down in PE before I send y’all to ice”
*hispanic kids starts hyperventilating”
Tank DaDank That one Asian kid: *internally screeching*
*psses out*
My school had the classic food fight
RIGHT AFTER I MOVED
Rip
F
Ouf
Sadness
I'll do you one better. I live in Winnipeg and NEVER HAD A SNOW DAY
"They can't put us all in detention"
said no one ever
2:10
in this scenario, im the one struggling to put all of my crap in my bag cuz i didnt understand what was happening and i end up getting caught
I got one. In our senior year, we decided to have something called “Senior Skip Day”. Yup, every single senior skipped school that day except for those really really really goodie two shoes.
My high school had like three of those my senior year. I thought it was dumb. I would not have done anything at home and I would have set myself up with makeup work. Why make life harder?
David Burke sometimes doing nothing at home is better. It’s good to take a day off sometimes tbh
I dont blame you for skipping, schools put to much on the students. Schools are a major cause of depression, not counting bullying, just school itself.
Dank Nooners yeah :/
SecretDT I’m a goodie two shoes but shit SENIOR SKIP DAY Gladly ditch class that day definitely
“It wasn’t a school story, it was an Army story.”
_There’s a difference?_
How do you make it italicized?
TheCringeLord you put your word/sentence in between two underscores (_).
So like _ this _ but without the spaces in between the underscores and the word.
AngryChicken Testing...
_Hello._
*surprised pikachu face*
It worked!
*_lol_*
Here's my best "they can't send us all to detention" story. So one day, the ASB at my high school decided to plan Senior Ditch day, where we ditch school and go to Bolsa Chica beach to party. It was the last day week of school before all of the class of '21 graduated high school. That day, the teachers noticed and did not punish anyone because they did not care.
I think the one about a army was the funniest- How the guy yells at the two guys who weren't wearing the bedsheets😂😂
0:33 the principal was called and threatened us with ICE
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 ohhhhh nooooo not the ice
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 i seen you everywhere
@@Erick23679 i too
*non citizen students start bolting*
Noo please it's cold!!!! *Screams loudly*
There should be a
*they cant kill all of us story*
have you already forgotten? what about area 51
Roman Empire : bet
I'm a terrible person I thought of the Holocaust--
I'm so sorry I have a morbid sense of humor.
thats my story when i was the only one to successfully run away from my parents
You know (This might not be true but I saw it in the Harriet Tubman movie), Harriet would call out to slaves if their masters weren't looking and they would all just book it and run off with her. I'm wondering if this is the same mindset that they all had when escaping.
It was sports day in secondary school. We were told that it would end at 315pm (the end of a regular school day) but it was overrunning. Everyone sitting in the field (a good few hundred students from year 9 to 11) decided to just run. Not sure how it started. One person makes the first move and the rest follow I guess. Within a few minutes there's a stampede of 600+ students running across the field towards the gates. Teachers shouts drowned out by the battle cry and getting swept away in the crowd. Everyone just run out of the school and went home.
Can't remember if anyone got in serious trouble for it or what happened afterwards. Pretty sure it was on a Friday before a major holiday so probably nothing. One of the funniest school memories 😂
"Lets raid the teachers area, they can't stop all of us"
Spartacus and his entire army: I am Spartacus
The roman army:
Then they killed all of them
I miss that show in Netflix :(((....
*"They can't send us all to detention..."*
My French teacher: _Êtes-vous sûr de ça?_
(Are you sure about that?)
He literally gave the whole class a lunch detention.
Why though?
2, _2_ kids were fooling around.
ONLY 2 KIDS.
3:02 My sophomore biology teacher did this, but he wasn't allowed to lock the door, so if someone walked in late, he would immediately tell them to go to the office and get a late pass. Everyone already hated this teacher, so one time, everybody in class was on time, and the door was unlocked, so we went inside and sat down. We waited for a solid five to six minutes before he walked in, apologizing for his lateness. We couldn't lock him out, but we just decided to poke fun at him and half a dozen of us all said "You're late, go to the office." and he looked so embarrassed as he sat down at his desk.
"And that's when we found out they could put an entire class in detention"
Not enough people, smh
“And threatened us all with ice”
I’m scared
3:58
That's actually genius. She can't punish you, but the she suffers because there's something wrong,but she can't figure it out.
I feel like if my clad did most of these we would all lose points and get extra homework
I got everyone late on a monday,i locked the dorm gates with a big lock
Teacher: IF YOU DO THIS YOU'RE DONE
Whole school: *laughs in gamer*
Alan Dutcher "you are wrong."
This is going to get buried but here we go... When I was in high school we had an English teacher that was strict. One day one of my classmates decided that he was hungry and started eating a sandwich and he got caught. So the teacher got mad and threw an eraser at him. She then confiscated the sandwich. 5 minutes later someone made a giant commotion and she went to see what the ruckus was as the boy went to go get his sandwich. When she came back she saw the sandwich was missing and she flipped out. She started asking “where’s is the fucking sandwich? You know there’s no eating in my class!” So she started looking for the sandwich and couldn’t find it. So she said if no one confessed we would all get detention. No one spoke up and she then raised the threat from detention to suspension. So thats how I found out that you can suspended and give everyone detention
You're not gonna be buried don't worry.
If this were actually true, I would be surprised
pretty sure there’s some sort of right or law saying you technically can’t give collective punishment or something like that. my history teacher told us lol
@@Jean-rp8rl its a war crime. That was stated in the Geneva convention. But it doesnt apply to school which sucks
That one Boi over there it was
Mine was I was spray painting something on the school and then my friend TeConny says “hol’ up you’ll get in trouble “ and then 20 kids started painting the school, they couldn’t send that many kids to detention, and then a screwed up teacher ( he’d been through some shit) started doing it as well yelling ( he was drunk) iF yOu CaNt BeAt Em JoIn Em
"If they go down, we go down."
MAFIA CITY
The sub couldn't send all of us to detention after I inadvertently started a revolution. I had the strictest sub in my history class that made us ask to do even the smallest thing as blowing one's nose. I finished what I had to do and started to do my math homework when the sub yelled at me for not asking first and took away my calculator. My friends retaliated and started to talk back/yell at the teacher to where everyone joined in and basically started chanting "calcu-lution" (calculator revolution). Students started to then grab out their own calculators to which the sub confiscated everyone of them. The sub quieted us until the class started performing little skits like dropping their pencil on the ground and making a big scene about it saying "wait! you forgot to ask the sub to get the pencil that you can reach with your foot!" Students were still revolting so he then started to take phones then started to threaten detention after he sent the kid who first took out a calculator, in retaliation to mine being taken, to the principles office. Because everyone was in on the revolution now, he either had to send us all to the office for detentions or just give me back my calculator so I could work on my math homework with the now ten minutes we had left in class. The sub caved and I got my calculator back.
VIVA EL REVOLUCION
I had a gym coach sub all the time and if you didnt run as fast as she would like 5 pushups
If you talked 5 pushups
If you were late 10 pushups
Forgot your uniform 15 pushups
And so on...
I May not be the fastest but im amazing at pushups
This is amazing
I love this story
We had a sub who has a thick Chinese accent and in that voice he told us that nobody cared about our futures. He was never seen since
This basically told me that my life was boring for 16 minutes straight
I remember we had like the worst sub ever back in seventh grade, and she almost sent us all to the principals office simply for laughing and talking. Literally every sound, or movement was hilarious, if we made eye contact, we would laugh. I started coughing, on purpose to hide up my laughter. And the funniest thing is that she sent this one kid up for farting when she got the whole class to finally shut up. She then got this pumpkin spice febreeze air, and she sprayed it around the whole classroom, let me tell you she emptied that can, she made sure to get every corner, every dent, crack, hole, everywhere. She made the classroom smell a lot worse, The mixture between the two substances was outrageous, the smell was horrific. I actually turned out to be one of the lucky few who survived, and didn’t get sent to the office. Every time we see that teacher, we’re like *“it’s her”* and every time she used to walk into the classroom, we were like *”oh no”* I will never forget that day, and neither will my classmates.
4:18 punishing an entire group for the crimes of one is a war crime in the Geneva conventions.
Ya but no one else opened the door
At our middle school there is a picture of our school mascot on the floor. Whenever you stepped on the mascot you got yelled at for not “protecting the tradition” well on the last day of middle school it was decided that we were all going to step on the mascot, no matter what. The AP was guarding the mascot because apparently it was common for the 8th graders to try on the last day. Luckily for us we had a big enough group together and we all stepped on the stupid mascot. It was the peak of my rebelliousness 😂
I never have heard of that rule in my life LMAO
you just gotta gather on that thing and stomp on it in unison
"Hahaha jumping a mascot just trying to do their job so funny"
@@banan9432 it wasn’t a real person it was just a picture of it on the floor where it was easy to step on it
@@alexanderchi8139 oh ok
With the last one, all I can think of is My Chemical Romance’s song Mama
*in the background*
MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HE-
Canadian Stereotype IM WRITING THIS LETTER AND WISHING YOU WELL, MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL-
same thought
KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE!! MAMA WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
(yes finally killjoys)
MAMA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
twincill xx and Samantha O, STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS, I HATE TO SEE YOU CRY-
My story is when I was in 6th grade I got the whole class to start yelling private parts and there was like 15 people doing it so the teacher got mad and sent all 15 of us to detention
We probably wouldn’t have been put in detention anyways but I have to share this.
So, you know when you are at school and it’s rainy and it’s only blacktop?
Well, that happened at my elementary school. Except it wasn’t rainy or muddy, grass was dry and fine. So, a few of my friends decided to start a rebellion. They didn’t include me but whatever.
So they stated marching around, chanting “WE WANT THE GRASS! WE WANT THE GRASS!” And gathering recruits. Soon, half the school joined in. 50% of the school was protesting
45% were running away from the protesters as if they had a disease or something (most likely cuz they thought it was fun)
5% either didn’t know what was going on (how I mean they went around the WHOLE blacktop!) or they didn’t give a damn.
I was in that 5% for the first bit as the didn’t know what in the name of hell was going on. All i see are a bunch of kids with my friends leading them.
Another friend of mine told me about this rebellion so I thought it would be fun to run away and then join in and then run away and join again and so on.
But then it got out of hand and the grass rebels started going ON the grass. So we got a short lecture from my fav teacher about not walking on the grass. Chants were fine.
My god that was a great day.
*Storm the American Education System. They can't give all of us detention*
Senior year, a whole bunch of kids decided to skip school to go to a (Patriot’s related) parade thinking that there was no way they’d get in trouble since it was the lot of students and our English teacher was against that and so Miss Petty Queen made an EXTREMELY hard class work assignment and gave the kids who came into class the answers AND how to do it and gave the assignment as homework for the people who didn’t come in. I came into school and was entertained by how pissed the other students were the next day.
All but the asian kid who decided to ditch
Nice
If any teacher tried that at our place, they would be hit with surprise student communism
And those students who were there are the good 2 shoe bitches who won't share the answers.😂
Ethan G what pissed me off was the day before, my friend said he was going and asked if I could give me any notes or answers to anything we’d go over the next day. I was like sure and then didn’t do it.
"And the Lord said to John...MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL"
I died after this 🤣
2:00 1 minute,dude my class rang the bell 15 min before the class ended and the best part is no detention
When he said “FROMT LEANING REST POSITION!” I felt that...
Yoshikage Kira KIRA QUEEN BUST ZA NUTO
god i love hilarious revolution. there’s something about teenagers that will just do the funniest shit and band together to do it and i love that
Elizabeth Smith that’s awesome lol
@@seniorsmithdiary oh my god thats literally so amazing
The "this is what we always wear" Halloween one reminds me of 8th grade. In short, I was the class furry, didn't matter if I wanted to be or thought I was, I was the class furry. So come halloween, despite the no costume rule, I dress as a black cat. No makeup or big things, just a black outfit with cat ears and a tail. While most people with unusual costume accessories were told "no costumes" I was not, because this was the same shit as always and they either loved me (I was obedient, polite, and never got caught causing trouble) or they gave up long ago.
Our senior school uniform for summer was a white blouse tucked into a knee-length skirt. The blouse wasn't see-through, but the material used meant that any non-skin colours worn underneath could be seen (the brighter, the more apparent) so naturally, brightly-coloured bras were banned. On our second last day of year 12, a group of girls made a plan to wear fluro coloured bras as a silent protest, and pretty soon, everyone caught on and that Thursday, everyone had visible hints of blue, pink, green, yellow, purple, etc. shining through the plain white school top. No one got into trouble and at first we all thought the teachers hadn't noticed, until assembly in the afternoon when our head of the grade (female) added as a final note: "also, we have NO idea what's going on but all day we have seen an outrageous number of brightly coloured bras and-" before she could finished, all 250 girls burst into laughter and began clapping and cheering. No one got into trouble (it was our second last day, there was nothing they could do) and it was a nice little silent protest.