Secret Codes Only People "In The Know" Recognize(r/AskReddit)

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  • @PeteZa92
    @PeteZa92 Před 5 lety +13011

    Car blinkers. Not everyone knows how to use them but when you do use them, people know which direction you're turning so everyone can avoid an accident.

  • @maxjohnson9131
    @maxjohnson9131 Před 5 lety +3977

    The page number in a book represents which page you are currently on.

  • @freshlysqueezed6850
    @freshlysqueezed6850 Před 4 lety +1737

    Imagine people fighting in a club to yeah by usher lmao

    • @djcj
      @djcj Před 4 lety +10

      😂

    • @veeanon2238
      @veeanon2238 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol frfr I'm ded.

    • @sleepy2039
      @sleepy2039 Před 4 lety +49

      Heavy brawling while they all sing "On a one to ten! She's a certified twentyyyyy"

    • @joeytaran4382
      @joeytaran4382 Před 4 lety +5

      lit 🔥

    • @uniquanevaehful
      @uniquanevaehful Před 4 lety +10

      Getting stomped singing along yeah yeah yeah lol

  • @shototodoroki8898
    @shototodoroki8898 Před 4 lety +663

    That person talking about the clock doesn’t realize that everyone understands what they’re talking about

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o Před 4 lety +42

      I wish that were true. I have a friend who's a sweetheart but can't read an analog clock for their life, let alone understand clock-based directions.

    • @caityreads8070
      @caityreads8070 Před 4 lety +11

      @@o0Avalon0o alright but knowing how to actually follow the instructions isn't the same as just knowing what they're shorthand for
      like if I said 'in one second, divide 187 into 2934'- you'd know what I wanted you to do, you just probably wouldn't be able to do it

    • @jruns9730
      @jruns9730 Před 4 lety +2

      Joke

    • @CR-kr9cs
      @CR-kr9cs Před 4 lety

      Joke

    • @destinycarrico894
      @destinycarrico894 Před 4 lety +4

      You'd be surprised. Many don't know.

  • @nonsensepoopypants7415
    @nonsensepoopypants7415 Před 5 lety +1119

    Many years ago an iron bridge collapsed in Quebec and many people died due to an engineering blunder. We wear the ring on the pinky of our dominant hand so that it touches every page we touch or sign off on. This is to remind us that we have a responsibility towards protecting the lives we impact through engineering. Wearing the ring is a pledge to uphold honesty, integrity, and professionalism.

    • @SkullCrusher-xk5wp
      @SkullCrusher-xk5wp Před 5 lety +9

      Remember reading about that

    • @christiandevey3898
      @christiandevey3898 Před 5 lety +98

      The rings used to be made from iron from the bridge

    • @rachelybarra9768
      @rachelybarra9768 Před 5 lety +8

      That is so cool

    • @RedeXebluE
      @RedeXebluE Před 5 lety

      Many say this is an urban legend or no evidence? Bummer if that’s the case

    • @nonsensepoopypants7415
      @nonsensepoopypants7415 Před 5 lety +43

      @@RedeXebluE No it's true. A bridge did collapse in Quebec and One of the universities started the iron ring ceremony. Now all Canadian Universities have an iron ring ceremony for graduates. I heard that some American universities have started the tradition now too. Every engineer I meet has the iron ring on their pinky. It's also a symbol of pride too, I mean it's pretty tough work becoming an engineer.

  • @thatonerandomflyingpig4949
    @thatonerandomflyingpig4949 Před 5 lety +853

    There are a few codes we use in sketchy areas and such
    “I think I should get a new purse” = someone is eyeing your purse, hold it tightly
    “Did you get your nails done?” = I can see someone is following you, either you can follow me or you should have something as a weapon at the ready.

    • @Spider-Too-Too
      @Spider-Too-Too Před 5 lety +53

      are you body guard or just team leader on theigrls nigh tout? that some cool code

    • @lukasbrucas3027
      @lukasbrucas3027 Před 5 lety +83

      no he is a hitman. I know because i served in the FBI for 69 years and I actually advise Donald Trump on political matters. Yes, he is a reptile, if youre wondering. Yes, Im Cory Baxter from the acclaimed anime, Cory in the House.

    • @jackson0335
      @jackson0335 Před 5 lety +6

      5 in the sky? Folks gotta die

    • @ATAntony77
      @ATAntony77 Před 5 lety +1

      Hes from brazil

    • @Kila69420
      @Kila69420 Před 5 lety

      @@lukasbrucas3027 Ok, Čech řiká tohle, snad ti to sežerou 😅

  • @gillianbergh7002
    @gillianbergh7002 Před 2 lety +58

    When my husband went on his last business flight for work, the plane passengers were surprised when the safety drill was interrupted by the captain telling the cabin crew to be seated. Then the captain said 'Condition One'. A vertical take off followed. My husband believes the captain was told by Air traffic control, 'Take off immediately, because we must shut the airport.' The date was 11th September 2001, and the plane was on it's way to Amsterdam. Condition One means 'Do it immediately.'

    • @mymixedbiscuit9159
      @mymixedbiscuit9159 Před 2 lety +2

      wow...interesting story...where did the flight originate?

    • @gillianbergh7002
      @gillianbergh7002 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mymixedbiscuit9159 It was from Stansted airport in England. I can remember watching the horrific events as they happened in America - about 14.00hrs in GMT. When my daughter came home, the first thing I said was, 'You'd better go on AOL , to see if your friends are ok.' She said her first thought was 'There's something wrong with the computer' But in those days, I only used it for card games and did not use the internet. Then she saw the news on TV.

    • @farziltheweebo4841
      @farziltheweebo4841 Před 24 dny

      it can vary for diff airlines I think

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 Před 4 lety +151

    A motorcyclist tapping the top of their helmet means there's a cop ahead

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 Před 5 lety +2302

    So I could accidentally start a war by painting 187

  • @123coyoteg
    @123coyoteg Před 5 lety +2500

    Imagine thinking that knowing the "3 o'clock" and "6 o'clock" shit makes you an "in the know" type

    • @neian147
      @neian147 Před 5 lety +86

      He was being sarcastic. whoosh.

    • @Sleep_Attenuation
      @Sleep_Attenuation Před 5 lety +263

      Neian i really don’t think he was

    • @mr.bigglesworth1970
      @mr.bigglesworth1970 Před 5 lety +91

      That shit craked me up hahahahaha im happy i wasnt the only one that thought like what the fuck?

    • @randystegemann9990
      @randystegemann9990 Před 5 lety +11

      It's a military thing.

    • @randystegemann9990
      @randystegemann9990 Před 5 lety +13

      @Just Chilling Daniel I meant that's how it started. Of course everyone knows it now.

  • @rodrigonatareno8382
    @rodrigonatareno8382 Před 4 lety +35

    I am a minor. Some years ago I had to travel by myself. I was the first one to board the plane. The pilot talked to me for a while and explained all the emergency protocols. The last thing he said was if anyone was bothering, I should order “the double chocolate cake”. This way they would know something was wrong and get me out of that seat.

  • @invictusprima4437
    @invictusprima4437 Před 5 lety +319

    -just casually goes around LA painting 187 everywhere and starts a massive gang war

    • @twistdtamale5568
      @twistdtamale5568 Před 4 lety +7

      Invictus Prima new internet challenge?

    • @IAmTheStig32
      @IAmTheStig32 Před 4 lety +62

      Don't do it, seriously. Gangs keep rosters for a reason - if a ganger sees you in the act and neither of them knows who the hell you are then you're dead.

    • @elijahhorn680
      @elijahhorn680 Před 4 lety +14

      J. Jonah Jameson so don’t be seen

    • @carltheincels6641
      @carltheincels6641 Před 4 lety +7

      You have to put a Gang inisgina near the X. If you don't they know it was just a jokd

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 4 lety +4

      @@IAmTheStig32 To be fair, if they know who you are, you're probably dead too.

  • @soulfur1031
    @soulfur1031 Před 5 lety +3197

    For anybody who doesn't know:
    Green= You may continue/start to move forward
    Yellow= Caution, be prepared to stop
    Red= Stop all movement

    • @SteelChains
      @SteelChains Před 5 lety +77

      People crossing the street then get rammed by cars since they cannot go against the will of the lights.
      And the people in the cars shed quiet tears as they accelerate, knowing what is about to happen.

    • @pastaman6877
      @pastaman6877 Před 5 lety +84

      Yellow: Speed up

    • @jaydenmann447
      @jaydenmann447 Před 5 lety +3

      Logical Conservative wtf.

    • @Izzayroach
      @Izzayroach Před 5 lety +3

      Woah thanks

    • @arpaktico6040
      @arpaktico6040 Před 5 lety +6

      green means stop to everyone in colorado

  • @markchristiansantiago8620
    @markchristiansantiago8620 Před 5 lety +2071

    _radio plays Yeah! by Usher_
    *COWABUNGA IT IS*

    • @ryanbecryin6201
      @ryanbecryin6201 Před 5 lety +23

      Underrated

    • @myriadmaestro572
      @myriadmaestro572 Před 5 lety +41

      Made me spit my drink.
      10/10, would have EDM PTSD flashbacks again.

    • @kablanq4673
      @kablanq4673 Před 5 lety +4

      Lmao 😂

    • @MauveMimi
      @MauveMimi Před 5 lety

      That played yesterday Lmao

    • @eggspress8043
      @eggspress8043 Před 5 lety +1

      Laxum Menare yesterday i heard a car blasting this out,, god i wish that was me

  • @blutact9931
    @blutact9931 Před 4 lety +20

    Aircraft squawk codes are a good one. The ones of note are:
    7500 - hijacking
    7600 - radio failure
    7700 - any other emergency
    And also:
    Pan-pan: emergency which is no threat to life
    Mayday: emergency with immediate threat to life

  • @acewings221
    @acewings221 Před 5 lety +337

    Truck Driver here! Theres other codes we use on the CB such as “There’s one pointed at you” means there is a cop with a radar gun nearby and to watch your speed. Truck drivers are a brotherhood. I love my profession.

    • @johnwyman6331
      @johnwyman6331 Před 5 lety +12

      That would be "a bear taking pictures at the 87 yardstick"

    • @VeritasEtAequitas
      @VeritasEtAequitas Před 4 lety +4

      Notna trucker but I know some of this. Sometimes there's even a bear in the air. I was told you dim lights to say clear to merge, flash means you did something wrong, unless it's oncoming lanes and then it's a heads up for cops or hazards

    • @mewhen3395
      @mewhen3395 Před 4 lety +5

      "Here Lizard lizard lizard"

    • @ZoZo-fh6tq
      @ZoZo-fh6tq Před 4 lety +4

      @@VeritasEtAequitas oh my god there are bears in the air!

    • @dindjarrin8324
      @dindjarrin8324 Před 3 lety

      Ya, my dads a truck driver, I like the language and am thinking of learning

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Před 5 lety +340

    The clock one is obviuse to anyone watching movies with fight scenes in it because someone will say "on your 6" meaning he is behind you

    • @trapsrus5611
      @trapsrus5611 Před 5 lety +1

      Sht I use on you 6th all the time for stuff like call of duty and other clock references, people tend to understand them easier than me just giving them the direct direction the enemy is in

    • @jackspy5708
      @jackspy5708 Před 5 lety +18

      Clock one is just obvious I mean it’s always in movies and books

    • @kennedyshotfirst2534
      @kennedyshotfirst2534 Před 5 lety +3

      @@jackspy5708 and in video games as well

    • @trevnoneya9767
      @trevnoneya9767 Před 5 lety +6

      y'all did realize it was a joke right

    • @Rayven_420
      @Rayven_420 Před 5 lety +1

      @@trevnoneya9767 What was?

  • @noeliagutierrez4223
    @noeliagutierrez4223 Před 5 lety +140

    Recently a car flashed their lights on and off at me to signal that my headlights were off. Also, in Japan if someone does something nice on the road, like slows down so you can switch lanes, then you put your emergency lights on for two blinks to say "thank you"

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 Před 5 lety +10

      Flashing lights as a thanks is common in lots of places - in the UK too (though usually it's just a single flash)

    • @noeliagutierrez4223
      @noeliagutierrez4223 Před 5 lety +3

      @@nathangamble125 by flash do you mean the bright headlights? In America it doesn't mean thanks at all 😂

    • @noneisallminussome371
      @noneisallminussome371 Před 4 lety +6

      These small kind exchanges makes everyone smile.
      In Australia, we either flash our light or more commonly raise our hand to say thanks.

    • @wickie-search
      @wickie-search Před 4 lety +4

      I think this thing is common in many countries, however some flashing lights can have different interpretion depending on one's situation. As an example, a car suddenly gets into your lane in front, flash lights on and off to shows how you're a piece of shit that that could've put someone's life in danger. Or if someone is driving in front of us slowly, just flash lights on and off to show that the driver needs to use the other slower lane.

    • @Killdozer-do4mc
      @Killdozer-do4mc Před 4 lety

      In Eastern Europe emergency lights means "thank you" too

  • @HG-ho7ys
    @HG-ho7ys Před 4 lety +52

    You’re in the club, house music is blasting, when some guy decides to smack a drink out of your hand. A shouting match starts and you can tell that this dude isn’t going to back off. Adrenaline starts rushing through your body, you can feel the strength in your arms suddenly double, when out of nowhere the music stops and you hear lil Jon scream “YEAUHH, OKAY”. In that moment you realize......shits about to go down

  • @jessess6810
    @jessess6810 Před 5 lety +489

    Every Cruise Ship has a morgue, many elderly people choose to spend their last weeks, months and sometimes years of cruise ships 😊

    • @itsallgood4743
      @itsallgood4743 Před 5 lety +32

      oh...

    • @deafanddestructiononthepis3149
      @deafanddestructiononthepis3149 Před 5 lety +54

      dope, a cruise mortician would be a sweet gig

    • @TXejas19
      @TXejas19 Před 5 lety +4

      Really interesting

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine Před 5 lety +24

      Spooky but understandable

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 Před 5 lety +91

      Yeah, ironically, often times a cruise ship is cheaper and far nicer than a retirement home so the elderly will often continually buy cruise tickets and die while at sea.

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel Před 5 lety +2443

    Security codes. Code Adam is for lost child.

    • @lasamisalagne7377
      @lasamisalagne7377 Před 5 lety +13

      Internet in a Nutshell i just saw you below the video of askreddit tells!

    • @penguinpenguinpenguin
      @penguinpenguinpenguin Před 5 lety +3

      @@lasamisalagne7377 lol i saw u too

    • @CelineCatalina98
      @CelineCatalina98 Před 5 lety +12

      why don't you just say "someone lost their kid"?

    • @annaliseoconner9266
      @annaliseoconner9266 Před 5 lety +151

      @@CelineCatalina98 I work in retail. We don't announce a lost child because of several reasons: 1. The abductor (if applicable) will realize that we're on to them, potentially causing a panic that could escalate into violence against the child or other customers 2. If the child is simply lost, a potential abductor might become incited by the prospect of a missing child and try to find them before employees.
      As a parent and employee, I take Code Adam very seriously. There are predators in this world just waiting for an opportunity, and I'm going to do my part to keep kids safe.

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. Před 5 lety +57

      @@CelineCatalina98 they don't want to alert the person who may have kidnapped him that they're on to him, and they don't want people to freak out. Most of the time the kid wandered off to the toy or electronic section, though, but just in case.

  • @theholygrass19
    @theholygrass19 Před 4 lety +74

    Hate it when I'm calling _nine hundred and eleven_ but my goofball neighbour didn't call 811 before excavating his yard, so I get murdered 😭

  • @zlatanibrahimovic6267
    @zlatanibrahimovic6267 Před 4 lety +39

    Spies in 1960: Got a
    security clearence job.
    Spies in 2020: search AskReddit secret stuff.

  • @nopenope8507
    @nopenope8507 Před 5 lety +1231

    3:34 I've been doing the hello nod to everyone I know ,it's just instinct .

    • @unkarsthug4429
      @unkarsthug4429 Před 5 lety +49

      Its not that specific. I think it even differs per person. I almost always nod up for hello to strangers, unless I'm wearing a hat.

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi Před 5 lety +8

      I do this to most strangers. Same for the up nod, I do that as a way to inform someone to move.

    • @christopherlee9026
      @christopherlee9026 Před 5 lety +9

      I didn't know anything about this, I just nod at people back if they nod at me.

    • @X_Kurosaki_X
      @X_Kurosaki_X Před 5 lety +31

      For me it's usually a nod down as to say hello respectfully to a Stanger/Person in a position of authority, or when I'm agreeing with someone. A nod up is usually a way for me to say what's up to friends or to return it to someone else who did it to me first while crossing paths. That's usually all I use a nod up for because I consider it to be informal so only use it with friends. They can mean other things depending on facial expressions, but I'd rather not get into all that. It's different for many people, and they probably follow their own set of rules unknowingly until they stop to think about it. It's one of those subconscious things.

    • @dystrophic
      @dystrophic Před 5 lety +4

      Same. I do the nod-down for "hello" to strangers, and the nod-up for "what's up" to people I know. But I've never done the aggressive one.

  • @coreymceuin480
    @coreymceuin480 Před 5 lety +76

    Costco employee here. The price signs have several different codes that only employees and very savvy shoppers know about.
    If the price ends in .99, that means the item is being sold at it's normal Costco price, and is usually something we carry often.
    If the price ends in .97, that means the item has been marked down.
    If the price ends in .00 or .88, that means the manager wants the item sold ASAP and has marked down the price significantly. This is usually reserved for items low in stock or items that have been returned.
    If the price ends in .49, .79, or .89 then the manufacturer has given Costco a special promotional deal and you'll be very unlikely to find that product for a cheaper price elsewhere.
    If there is an asterisk (*) on the top-right corner of the sign, that means Costco has discontinued the item, and you should stock up before the item is gone for good.
    This is true for US stores, but I'm unsure what the rules are in international Costcos.

    • @ArtieFrumpkin
      @ArtieFrumpkin Před 5 lety +1

      Worked in membership, can confirm. Also a price ending in 5 means that warehouse doesn't have more coming

  • @haveagreatday6952
    @haveagreatday6952 Před 4 lety +422

    What was up with the weirdo talking about grass and decaying citrus

    • @zachberreth104
      @zachberreth104 Před 4 lety +17

      I was wondering that same thing 😂

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx Před 4 lety +40

      Have a great Day right!? Like are you talking about drug activity or murder? Instructions unclear

    • @doobs930069
      @doobs930069 Před 4 lety +18

      Might be a "unknown" code of sorts for people who know plants. Not that anyone is purposely giving a code but that the fact a type of plant is in an unusual spot or that a place has a plant with special uses may be trying to hide or indicate something. Sometimes I'll see a yard with beautiful plants but the plants themselves are not taken care of or get mowed over/cut down every time it grows which leads me to believe those people didn't live there when they were planted or the occupant is getting old/dead so someone else takes "care" of the yard.

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 Před 4 lety +28

      It was the perfect reflection of the pseudo enlightened degenerate redditor

    • @40megafonzies
      @40megafonzies Před 4 lety +13

      bragging about their clean garbage disposal

  • @rachelhughes8487
    @rachelhughes8487 Před 5 lety +29

    In customer service at my meat market, if we say "we'll be right with you sir" it means "one if my coworkers better hear this and serve you because I'm busy right now."

    • @katherinegarlock2249
      @katherinegarlock2249 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure that's what it means at any customer service counter.

    • @rachelhughes8487
      @rachelhughes8487 Před 5 lety

      @@katherinegarlock2249 yeah me too. But one of my coworkers is blissfully unaware of any "secret messages" and just plugs along doing her own thing or chatting with someone instead of helping.

  • @louisekamaka7024
    @louisekamaka7024 Před 5 lety +357

    In Hawaii when you wear a flower behind your ear it can mean two different things.
    Right is available
    Left is taken

    • @pancakesbaby1234
      @pancakesbaby1234 Před 5 lety +25

      Louise Kamaka I can confirm that this is true. I didn’t know this and I had the flower on the right and this dude came up and hit on me. I texted my bff Azure and she told me about this bc she used to live here... I never apologized for something so stupid... my bf is in another state though... like... what?!

    • @gadgetsage
      @gadgetsage Před 5 lety +56

      Up your nose means "I like it in the butt"

    • @thealcatrazguy6707
      @thealcatrazguy6707 Před 5 lety +1

      Same in fiji

    • @lorenzonava8334
      @lorenzonava8334 Před 5 lety

      Louise Kamaka who’s right

    • @insearchofthemoon
      @insearchofthemoon Před 5 lety +3

      Your right and left, right?

  • @emimimix
    @emimimix Před 5 lety +206

    *secret codes are honestly just inside jokes on a global level*

  • @JessicaEmoOtakuColquitt
    @JessicaEmoOtakuColquitt Před 4 lety +9

    I live in Alabama and My mom was a waitress for most of my life. I've NEVER heard anyone talk about Canadians while meaning black people? Like, what?

  • @chrismarsden6633
    @chrismarsden6633 Před 4 lety +67

    In restaurants “86” means “get rid of it” anything from “86 shrimp” means we are out of shrimp to “86 table 60” means kick out table 60. I work in a kitchen in the south and the “in the weeds” one is beyond true

    • @mattm2948
      @mattm2948 Před 3 lety

      86 is probably one of the first things you learn when you start working in the service industry. The "Canadian" thing is true too. (I'm in Texas btw) It seems like there is a lot more codes or sayings? It's been an extremely long time though. I will admit, working at a restaurant when you are young is so fun, that's if you have fun people working there too. I wish I could rewind the clock back 20+ years and do it again. Good times!!!

    • @arresteddigital1194
      @arresteddigital1194 Před 3 lety +2

      And to be "86'ed" is to be killed, driven out 80 miles, and buried 6ft deep. 😬

    • @SchiesterMalG
      @SchiesterMalG Před 3 lety

      In the weeds only means that a lot of orders just came in or something equivalent to being "slammed". It is quite the opposite to "not knowing what the fuck is going on". Someone who is aware of the situation and knows the terminology would use it like "busboy John, help the dishwasher for a minute, 5 tables just left and he is in the weeds."

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Před 2 lety +2

      Here's something else you probably didn't know. The origin of "86" is that the mafia led casinos in Las Vegas would drive you 80 miles into the desert and leave you 6 feet under. That's what it originally meant.

    • @laurenj432
      @laurenj432 Před 2 lety

      I wish they kicked people out at my restaurant😕

  • @olynodren
    @olynodren Před 5 lety +956

    Lmao that one who thought he was bestowing some incredible sacred knowledge on the clock directions. Calm down man, everyone knows that

    • @tristanssimpson1324
      @tristanssimpson1324 Před 5 lety +100

      I detected a hint of sarcasm in that post.

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster Před 5 lety +57

      @@tristanssimpson1324 Maybe it was sarcasm, I was really confused why it's on this list. "Maybe they're from a different country," I thought.

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 Před 5 lety +63

      How did that post get so many upvotes? I thought using the clock for directions was common knowledge?

    • @rumikazbar8228
      @rumikazbar8228 Před 5 lety +20

      It was sarcasm

    • @zachariasprice3762
      @zachariasprice3762 Před 5 lety +21

      Someone send that to r/iamverysmart. Multiple ocupations have knowledge of that, the most numerous being anyone who has played a Call of Duty game.

  • @BORGEBJ
    @BORGEBJ Před 5 lety +2449

    Bruh everyone knows about the "clock and direction" thing

    • @Guztav1337
      @Guztav1337 Před 5 lety +202

      Yeah, i thought that was common sense

    • @mickeyrube6623
      @mickeyrube6623 Před 5 lety +224

      And who the hell just calls it out in public at random, and think it's a cool thing? If someone called it out to me, and I didn't know that person, and there wasn't a cop or something dangerous orsomething there I would seriously think about starting some shit with that person.

    • @vinegarp9563
      @vinegarp9563 Před 5 lety +41

      yare yare daze

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant Před 5 lety +109

      @@mickeyrube6623 I'd certainly think they were odd, but I couldn't justify "starting shit" with someone over it. If that's all it takes to make you violent, that could be a problem. You should talk to someone about that.

    • @neidhartmuller8804
      @neidhartmuller8804 Před 5 lety +3

      @@TrashDeviant .

  • @MannyXVIII
    @MannyXVIII Před 4 lety +13

    5:22 I remember this as pebkac "problem exists between keyboard and chair"

  • @anisasafa
    @anisasafa Před 5 lety +71

    when my mom says wait till we get home, its code for "your gonna get a beating for making a fuss" oop

    • @1millionsubswithonly2video39
      @1millionsubswithonly2video39 Před 4 lety +8

      We have the same mom

    • @stephanien6237
      @stephanien6237 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s just a threat... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 3 lety +2

      When I ask my mom for mcdonald's and she says "we have food at home", thats code for "I dont have any money"

    • @otaku_mclovin4209
      @otaku_mclovin4209 Před 3 lety +3

      You got to get all the way home? Shit my mom would f me up in the car. She wore more rings than Mr. T. When the radio got loud I knew it was time to pay the piper.

  • @beck.2787
    @beck.2787 Před 5 lety +405

    At a hospital I was at the codes were:
    Code lavender- verbal aggression/ people yelling
    Code green- physical aggression/ people fighting
    Code blue- medical emergency
    The funny part was they usually all happened in this order.
    There was also "Dr. Book report to..." This meant a patient was making a run for it. Or as I like to say, they were *booking* it.

    • @riddlerthediddler4392
      @riddlerthediddler4392 Před 5 lety +3

      no they were BROOKing it

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 5 lety +6

      Those codes vary somewhat from hospital to hospital. Most hospitals give employees a code list which goes on their ID tag pin/chain so they can quickly refer to it. Yes, codes should be universal, but there's always some hospital administrator who thinks that he knows better than everyone else in the world.

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango Před 5 lety +1

      Code yellow at my mum's hospital means a patient has disappeared or gotten lost somewhere.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Před 2 lety +1

      Would code aquamarine be a fight AND a medical emergency? Maybe code magenta would be someone yelling while having a medical emergency.

  • @SMATF5
    @SMATF5 Před 5 lety +156

    The upward nod (most common among teen boys and young men) is basically the extension of an eyebrow raise - it's usually done instinctually and indicates that we recognize the person and are not hostile toward them. The downward nod is a miniature bow - the equivalent of a polite smile or friendly handshake.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Před 2 lety +3

      My female cat does this to me all the time though.

    • @Beanmachine91
      @Beanmachine91 Před rokem

      i see the downward nod in most anime lol

  • @mabbiex3
    @mabbiex3 Před 4 lety +40

    the male 'nod code' is like,, an every person thing.. like the whole "display of dominance" shit has me rolling no it's just basic human gestures lmfaoo

    • @JPLKZ
      @JPLKZ Před 4 lety

      I think what the person meant was that thing some guys do before a fight, kinda like saying "What's up?"
      But I could be wrong

    • @FireDragons27
      @FireDragons27 Před 4 lety

      @@JPLKZ youre right

  • @kyotee3778
    @kyotee3778 Před 5 lety +178

    the code for a riot at a dance club should be the song Panic At The Disco

    • @bw8696
      @bw8696 Před 5 lety +26

      Thats a group, not a song

    • @eXcessi0n_nz
      @eXcessi0n_nz Před 5 lety +12

      I think break stuff by limp bizkit would be more appropriate.

    • @memphismagpie7514
      @memphismagpie7514 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, I love that song! That one that's an actual song of theirs and not their band name??
      I'm sorry, but do you even know what you're talking about?

    • @oxin1099
      @oxin1099 Před 4 lety +4

      @@memphismagpie7514 dude calm down

    • @memphismagpie7514
      @memphismagpie7514 Před 4 lety +2

      @@oxin1099 after reviewing my reply I realize it sounds very aggressive but it was not intended to be.

  • @nrggvrn5576
    @nrggvrn5576 Před 5 lety +914

    *son plays Usher - Yeah
    *"Ah schitt, here we go again"*
    "D-dad?"

  • @dubzilla6978
    @dubzilla6978 Před 5 lety +695

    This is why you can’t trust mfs lol. They’ll spill the beans for Internet points

    • @zebracake2246
      @zebracake2246 Před 5 lety +1

      Gotta be on that karma grind

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 Před 5 lety +4

      @Willie Stroker
      Code Orange is actually called "Code Abraam". You didnt hear it from me.
      The favourite one is " Code 66"
      It means "The leader of the squad is a traitor kill him. Preferably with the use of gun at the back"

    • @753238
      @753238 Před 5 lety

      Project Assignment

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 Před 3 lety +19

    Male nod code (as far as I understand)
    Down nod: a respectful gesture used when someone else does something they approve of, similar to a bow
    Up nod: acknowledgment of another's actions/taunt (example being, "try me and see what happens")
    Left tilt: usually means "lets move somewhere else" typically used in a noisy area when they are unsatisfied by the location
    Right tilt: usually means "check behind me but don't make it obvious"
    Most often used at bars when a guy wants the person he's with to be his wing man but can also mean the same thing as a left tilt
    Down shake: a disapproving gesture when someone makes a bad choice or fails to do something
    Up shake: a disappointed gesture when someone does something they disapprove of (opposite of the down shake)

    • @orbit1894
      @orbit1894 Před 2 lety +1

      I like how this is so universal lol

  • @UltraAlex2000
    @UltraAlex2000 Před 3 lety +32

    The man nod transcends cultures, languages and generations. You can make peace treaties and war declarations with the same neck muscles contracting.

  • @frankiehanratty1482
    @frankiehanratty1482 Před 5 lety +847

    If you ever feel unsafe whilst on a date or in a club etc. (i.e a woman meeting a man for the first time but you feel there's a sinister alterior motive), go to the bar and 'ask for Angela'.
    The staff will then discreetly call you a cab to leave/ escort you out of the fire exit without making too much of a fuss (trusting that they're in the know).
    Edit: just found out that in a lot of bars/clubs in the UK have posters inside the girls toilets about the 'Ask for Angela' campaign.

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 Před 5 lety +100

      But what if the reverse is true? Who do the men ask for if they feel unsafe?

    • @Darkskytornado
      @Darkskytornado Před 5 lety +108

      @@mrslinkydragon9910 ...You ask for Angela.

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 Před 5 lety +46

      @@Darkskytornado but what if they dont believe you? (You know the whole stereotype of men being tough and what not...)

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 5 lety +67

      IIRC There are unique signs for each men and women in the restrooms.
      "If you feel unsafe, order a [specific drink for each case] and we'll call a cab".

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 Před 5 lety +11

      @@mrslinkydragon9910 a knife

  • @katew6920
    @katew6920 Před 5 lety +385

    Here is some very useful codes.
    BEE! - There is a bee near you. Run.
    SHARK- There is a shark in the water, get out fast but don’t splash because you don’t want to become a sampler plate.

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae Před 5 lety +3

      Don't annoy animals and they'll leave you alone (unless you are bleeding). Panic and they will, too

    • @krookyj
      @krookyj Před 5 lety +7

      I'm sorry but whenever i read/hear the sentence "There's a shark in the water" I just think of "I'm not at the beach this is a bathtub"

    • @Troglodytarum
      @Troglodytarum Před 5 lety +1

      @@RubelliteFae Kindly fuck off

    • @katew6920
      @katew6920 Před 5 lety +3

      Quotius X some people are allergic to bees, so they are scared of them. Other are just scared they will sting them. I get your point, but no fear is ignorant.

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 Před 5 lety +1

      Kate W, no fear is ignorant but they are irrational and that’s why they are phobias...

  • @djWOOF
    @djWOOF Před 5 lety +42

    The usher - yeah! one was hilarious to imagine.

  • @rhapsodyinpink
    @rhapsodyinpink Před 5 lety +13

    Okay the waitress one about “Canadians” isn’t true. I was a waitress for over 6 months and two different restaurants in southeastern Kentucky, and whenever someone talked about Canadians, they meant actual Canadians driving to and from Florida. Unless I was totally oblivious to it 😂 in the weeds is a real thing, but most southerners say that, not just waitresses

  • @greg6441
    @greg6441 Před 5 lety +573

    2319. When a sock escapes and into the workplace at the monster's inc Door factory.

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager Před 4 lety +11

      The door factory? Wasn't it the scream factory?

    • @jlamwuzhere
      @jlamwuzhere Před 4 lety +16

      They say it corresponds to the 23rd and 19th letters; W and S respectively for White Sock.

    • @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts
      @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts Před 3 lety

      It’s the scream room actually that’s where the wacky monster dudes go into children’s homes and scare them

  • @skeletonhugs1706
    @skeletonhugs1706 Před 5 lety +564

    Airport: makes Mr Sands a code for emergency
    Mr Sands *showing up at the airport *: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD Před 5 lety +22

      Inspector Sands, standing at incident: "Right you hoes need to stop calling on my name for your emergencies, else you'll get a real ass beating from me"

    • @Victor-dg6wm
      @Victor-dg6wm Před 5 lety +17

      _the person inducing the threat happens to be a Mr. Sands_

    • @deivisony
      @deivisony Před 5 lety

      Then he arrives and dies.

  • @bugayden2287
    @bugayden2287 Před 4 lety +3

    9:42 Be careful with that one. Differs from hospital to hospital.

  • @AlexandreBugado
    @AlexandreBugado Před 3 lety +7

    That first one about cancelling something works pretty well.
    My father one day noticed that the internet wasn't fast enough for all of us, so he complained on the phone and said he was going to cancel the wi-fi plan and go with another company.
    We went from 10Mb internet to 60Mb for the same price.
    It's still 60Mb/s after 3 years.

    • @DaLou1e
      @DaLou1e Před rokem

      60 mb/s is bad nowadays ngl

  • @wydneonn2247
    @wydneonn2247 Před 5 lety +607

    as if it was so normal to have 437737 cats

    • @ascoadia282
      @ascoadia282 Před 5 lety +36

      I wanna know how and why she she thought to discuss her herpes and cats in the same sentence? Maybe it's actually the cats who have herpes? 😂

    • @ActualChrist
      @ActualChrist Před 5 lety +23

      You have herpes!?

    • @wydneonn2247
      @wydneonn2247 Před 5 lety +34

      Chris And stellen oh god oh fuck

    • @daddysnoodles8237
      @daddysnoodles8237 Před 5 lety +5

      But it is normal

    • @X_Kurosaki_X
      @X_Kurosaki_X Před 5 lety +1

      Nice TMG Pic. Much respect.

  • @TheMorbidHobo
    @TheMorbidHobo Před 5 lety +535

    12:45
    That guy has to be joking, right? That's such a common thing.

    • @parabirb
      @parabirb Před 5 lety +39

      TheMorbidHobo this is a reddit channel so quality content /s

    • @patek92
      @patek92 Před 5 lety +7

      i think you dont know what sarcasm mean

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo Před 5 lety +30

      @@patek92 That's part of why I asked if he was joking

    • @ghostinplainsight4803
      @ghostinplainsight4803 Před 5 lety +5

      @@TheMorbidHobo I this sarcaception? I can't tell anymore

    • @tubawilhelm11
      @tubawilhelm11 Před 5 lety +4

      Maybe, but consider that analog clocks are less common now so this is becoming a forgotten practice especially in America.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario Před 4 lety +70

    Hazmat Plaques super easy to read once you know...

  • @jlev9513
    @jlev9513 Před 4 lety +104

    Lol the “Canadians in the south” one is a troll. I’ve lived in Alabama and Georgia my whole life and haven’t heard it

    • @alextortugo
      @alextortugo Před 4 lety +5

      Never heard it either in South Florida

    • @lucygoosie7726
      @lucygoosie7726 Před 4 lety +6

      rbeck3200tb40 Some of them might be a little surprised if they go to Canada and there’s not a single black person to be found.
      I live in a small town in Canada and there are a few black people here. They’re all super nice families that immigrated from Africa, no gangs or anything like that.

    • @danielcolunga942
      @danielcolunga942 Před 4 lety +1

      I've heard it.

    • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
      @transbiologistthetransesto7956 Před 4 lety +5

      Same. Never heard of it despite living in Georgia my whole life.

    • @MonumentToSin
      @MonumentToSin Před 4 lety +10

      Same. Live in Texas and never heard it before. Ain't nothing wrong with using the word "black" to describe someone. And if people are gonna be racists, they tend not to be discreet about it.

  • @wendymuir7818
    @wendymuir7818 Před 5 lety +355

    Family member worked in the ER. When someone brought donuts to the break room, they would let everyone know by paging Dr. Duncan

    • @TheSonSet
      @TheSonSet Před 4 lety +12

      Wendy Muir Lol cute af

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 3 lety +1

      Nice

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Před 2 lety

      Now THAT is good. I wonder if that was only at that one hospital or if it is a healthcare industry standard.

  • @sgtkabukimann
    @sgtkabukimann Před 5 lety +987

    The clock 5hing is a code? I thought it was common sense! Jeez...

    • @Guztav1337
      @Guztav1337 Před 5 lety +43

      Yeah, me too. I thought everybody knew

    • @sofiaxcosmo894
      @sofiaxcosmo894 Před 5 lety +1

      Same!!!

    • @armadilloapathetic7846
      @armadilloapathetic7846 Před 5 lety +74

      Lol I thought that was a sarcastic post or smthn

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 Před 5 lety +57

      It's hard to tell if the whole 'we "in the know" people' is someone who is utterly clueless or just sarcasm.

    • @CERAlice
      @CERAlice Před 5 lety +4

      In germany i think its even in the dictionary

  • @witetrashgod2547
    @witetrashgod2547 Před 4 lety +12

    A 2319 is in when something from the human realm is brought into our monster realm, possibly causing an infectious disease outbreak.

  • @ahemoo
    @ahemoo Před 4 lety +87

    the “nod code” aint just a guy thing

    • @doobs930069
      @doobs930069 Před 4 lety +20

      It's dominantly a male thing. When a woman nods at me it just feels weird.. I still nod back tho

    • @ahemoo
      @ahemoo Před 4 lety +19

      doobs_402 oh great so i make people feel awkward love that

    • @doobs930069
      @doobs930069 Před 4 lety +5

      @@ahemoo I wouldn't say people, I'm just not use to seeing it from woman

    • @ahemoo
      @ahemoo Před 4 lety +5

      doobs_402 hahah thanks i get u dw

    • @kerronh2060
      @kerronh2060 Před 3 lety +2

      When I see the upward nod from dudes I laugh to myself, it always looks awkward to me, it’s cute

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 Před 5 lety +243

    11:48
    Imagine being named "Mr Sands" and every time they announce your name everyone disappear...

    • @reemhabli11
      @reemhabli11 Před 5 lety

      lol i know of a Sands family 😂

    • @godfreypoon5148
      @godfreypoon5148 Před 5 lety

      Like sands through the window glass, these are the (final) days of our lives.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 Před 5 lety +8

      Or you just end up wandering into a fire or bomb site...

    • @isaacschmitt4803
      @isaacschmitt4803 Před 4 lety

      Huh, my name isn't Sands but I have the same problem. . .

  • @dannyreed2887
    @dannyreed2887 Před 5 lety +303

    Et Cetera means "and so on." It is abbreviated "etc" NOT "ect;" ect is abbreviation for electro-convulsion therapy

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager Před 5 lety +23

      That's not code it's just ignorant people not being taught about stuff.

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles Před 4 lety +1

      I very often get etc flip flopped with ect. I only notice it now because I had a friend point it out and crack a joke.

    • @lewisblackwiththenicehair
      @lewisblackwiththenicehair Před 4 lety +7

      Thank you. I see this fairly regularly and it winds me up something unholy

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos Před 4 lety +1

      @@restlessfrager yeah i think they were commenting as a joke, considering how so many people are ignorant

    • @pandaplayzgaming5069
      @pandaplayzgaming5069 Před 4 lety +7

      No? Etc means end of thinking capacity doesn’t it? :D

  • @meltharion316
    @meltharion316 Před 3 lety +4

    I used to work in a musical instrument retailer, and I used to do inventory on Fender guitars because we had a wholesale client. I manually took inventory for him every week (we were independent, not the big chains you are thinking of) and I eventually got to a point where I could read the item number and tell you the quality tier, country of manufacture, model, and color of the guitar without opening the box.

  • @Soulixer
    @Soulixer Před 4 lety +5

    “Hail Hydra”

  • @Lewisking50
    @Lewisking50 Před 5 lety +335

    I call K18 PICNIC instead.
    "Problem in chair, not in computer."

    • @129140163
      @129140163 Před 5 lety +35

      Lewisking50 That’s also known as PEBKAC (Problem exists between keyboard and chair).

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire Před 5 lety +15

      @@129140163 I've also heard Id-ten-t (ID-10-T)

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 Před 5 lety +13

      We wrote it up as a UTS Error when I worked tech support in uni, UTS standing for User Too Stupid. That way it's not google-able and no one outside the office knew what it meant-cos PEBKAC was starting to get around, even back then, and ID-10-T doesn't play as well on a write-up-and the idiot behind the keyboard feels like we've diagnose the problem and actually fixed something because it has a name. A name that we can tell them and put our paperwork and file away.

    • @Unlii
      @Unlii Před 5 lety +20

      I work as a network admin, we call a K18 a "layer 8" issue.

    • @Ebonybootysmackerfromjotunheim
      @Ebonybootysmackerfromjotunheim Před 5 lety +32

      Lewisking50 it honestly took me too fucking long to realize that it was an insult Jesus Christ. I was searching google for what is k18 tech support error code in like 15 different ways and couldn’t find anything. Come back here and realized the reason I couldn’t find anything was the epitome of what it signifies, my own stupidity 😭

  • @artimiscookii._.5246
    @artimiscookii._.5246 Před 5 lety +39

    I know one
    At some dinner places there's a sign that's says call for Angela. Most people or guys won't know this, but it's for, say if you were meeting up with someone that you met online and they're making you uncomfortable, you tell the person at the desk to call Angela and they come up with a quick excuse for you to get out of there. I'm not totally sure how it works, but still pretty cool.

    • @xavier7769
      @xavier7769 Před 5 lety +8

      At many bars they do exactly that, but it varies. You could ask for a sweet lemon martini and that's the code for minimal help, or a extra sweet lemon martini for security or the police. This works quite well in front of the person that's making you uncomfortable.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Před 5 lety +4

      Yep some bars might have a name listed, or a specific drink you can order which lets the staff know you don't trust the person in your company and you need a safe way out without causing a direct confrontation. If a place does not have something listed, you can always go to the bar and ask

  • @williamcampbell3909
    @williamcampbell3909 Před 3 lety +4

    A head nod up to someone you know is "how you doing "
    A head nod up to anyone you don't know is a challenge to fight. Usually accompanied with staring.

  • @Dreadnaught1985
    @Dreadnaught1985 Před 4 lety +9

    I was security for a supermarket in the UK. We had a PA code, if there was an unaccompanied child. If we had the parents name, we'd say "call for [insert name] at customer service" there was also a "Staff call for Mr Robinson's" the store never had a Mr Robinson work there, it meant were being robbed.

  • @candykanefpv
    @candykanefpv Před 5 lety +145

    The hospital codes are different at EVERY HOSPITAL. It all depends on their individual codes.

    • @Vvtism
      @Vvtism Před 5 lety +1

      So that means they basically gave away what hospital they work/worked at lol

    • @hetchbeats
      @hetchbeats Před 5 lety +1

      You are 100% correct. At my hospital, the colours correspond to sifferent codes

    • @chickentenders9765
      @chickentenders9765 Před 5 lety +1

      At the hospital my brother was in, he went into a seizure then fell into status. They called a code blue. Glad you said this cause the one in the video confused me

  • @luckydal2059
    @luckydal2059 Před 5 lety +649

    At Walmart “Code White” is for a medical emergency. They called it when o told them not to and I was fine

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 Před 5 lety +34

      Here are the rest FYI
      White: Injury
      Blue: Bomb
      Red: Fire
      Black: Tornado
      Adam: missing child
      Orange: Chemical spill or Hazardous materials (Unidentified blood counts.)
      Brown: Acts of Violence.
      Not sure What Code Management is But every time I hear it its for the cash office.

    • @TXejas19
      @TXejas19 Před 5 lety +6

      In my hospital its code blue
      However, code silver is an active shooter code almost everywhere else but in my hospital. It means stolen/missing old person

    • @AbhishekKumar-fw4bs
      @AbhishekKumar-fw4bs Před 5 lety +1

      In a hospital it mean aggressive patient

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Před 5 lety +2

      @@TXejas19 Sounds like Code Gray would make more sense.

    • @UnivegaSuperSport
      @UnivegaSuperSport Před 5 lety +1

      When I was a stocker, "Code Brown" meant I just took a shit in light bulb isle.

  • @Filcayra72
    @Filcayra72 Před 3 lety +4

    The nod one shook me. I’ve just now read the description for something I’ve done for years without conscious effort to do it. I was never taught, it was just something that came through environment.

  • @NikolaBulj
    @NikolaBulj Před 5 lety +3

    When I was in IKEA they sounded Code 99 several times and we had security and some regular employees rush by, open a secret panel in the wall to other section, and disappear beyond. Apparently it means a kid has got lost / separated from the parents.

  • @chimericalical
    @chimericalical Před 5 lety +169

    I’m actually glad EMS uses A high five to signal Hi V... I call it the “high five” cause V is Roman numeral for five, so it’s hi V. The “house in Virginia” is also clever, but not quite as clever as the high five.

    • @Yadobler
      @Yadobler Před 4 lety +10

      Dayum that's clever, didn't draw the link between hiv and hi5/house In VA.

    • @DamianB
      @DamianB Před 3 lety +1

      H ouse I n V irginia ... just like Hi~V

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu Před 2 lety

      OH THATS SO GOOD

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 Před 2 lety

      Can't think of anywhere else where they still use Roman numerals, besides doctors writing prescription scripts.

    • @dopegirl
      @dopegirl Před 2 lety +1

      @@edwardgaines6561 Roman numerals appear in building cornerstones and movie credits and titles. They are also used in names of monarchs, popes, ships and sporting events, like the Olympics and the Super Bowl. Roman numerals are used in astronomy to designate moons and in chemistry to denote groups of the Periodic Table.

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 Před 5 lety +287

    "In the weeds" isn't code, that's an old saying!

    • @pocketradzys
      @pocketradzys Před 5 lety +2

      I'm getting slammed, Im in the weeds etc

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos Před 4 lety +1

      No theyre saying it AS a code for a particular restaurant..of course its an old saying but in this instance it's a code for "i need help" 😂

  • @alexandriahunter2125
    @alexandriahunter2125 Před 5 lety +17

    On the London underground, if you hear a PA announcement requesting a "Inspector Sands", that's code for a fire on the premises.

  • @austinanthony4016
    @austinanthony4016 Před 4 lety +4

    8:12 different languages and cultures have different tonal patterns. This is pretty asumptive to apply universally.

  • @Arkaelis
    @Arkaelis Před 5 lety +367

    Who would dare interrupt his neighbours ninehundred and eleven call!

    • @zfern3881
      @zfern3881 Před 5 lety +8

      Arkaelis lmmao your profile pic made this well worded comment even better

    • @mari-pf3qs
      @mari-pf3qs Před 5 lety +1

      Z fern your comment was the farthest thing from “well worded”

    • @zfern3881
      @zfern3881 Před 5 lety +2

      Mitello not really. Minus the lmaooo
      “Your profile pic made this well worded comment even better” as I was referring to his profile pic.

    • @easycheese6409
      @easycheese6409 Před 5 lety +1

      purple=radioactive. irrigation is blue. water is blue. irrigation uses water.

    • @elmateo77
      @elmateo77 Před 5 lety +1

      @@easycheese6409 Why would there be a radioactive pipe underground?

  • @Tomelyn
    @Tomelyn Před 5 lety +166

    You can find a citrus tree by looking out for the scent of citrus?? Wow, I never knew.

    • @amunhotep9188
      @amunhotep9188 Před 5 lety +3

      I have a strong feeling that this is sarcastic but I'm not so sure

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes Před 5 lety +13

      That bit was pretty funny, dude thought he was Aragorn just because his nose is functional.

    • @mysinusesrkillingme3975
      @mysinusesrkillingme3975 Před 5 lety

      He's like the citrus tree version of a truffle pig

    • @rickfordmorningstar130
      @rickfordmorningstar130 Před 5 lety +1

      He was hinting at something he shouldn't have. If you don't know that code already, you shouldn't and it's not for public use. You'd never need it either.

    • @moxie1111
      @moxie1111 Před 5 lety +1

      @@rickfordmorningstar130 i now must know

  • @aceacemania
    @aceacemania Před 4 lety +1

    The next time you see an ad, be it a poster, a flyer, etc. Look closely at it. For example, an ad for a shampoo.
    It claims to "reduce" dandruff, but at the end of that statement at the top right, next to it, is an opoosite sign in extremely fine print, in this case, a minus or negative sign will be found. Give it a try.

  • @mr.bigglesworth1970
    @mr.bigglesworth1970 Před 5 lety +15

    10:25 I like how he mentioned knocking out a telephone wire for the US digging thing but didn't use the more important example of hitting a gas line and literally exploding the entire neighborhood and then some. Just funny because he seemed like thats why it was important to call that...like youre neighbor would just so happen to be needing to call 911 at that moment...as someone that use to work in this field you are 100 percent more likely to hit a gas line and murder everyone in a 5 mile radius.😂 i beleive he is the fool.

  • @FORGETYOURMIND
    @FORGETYOURMIND Před 5 lety +204

    I didn't know the hospital one but I sure learned quick when a code purple was called followed with a shooter alert I was just sitting there until someone grabbed me and ran outside
    I owe them my life

    • @3User
      @3User Před 5 lety +4

      Code purple's a missing child though 🤔

    • @kelly3572
      @kelly3572 Před 5 lety +1

      @@3User i thought that was code pink?

    • @fartmicrowave
      @fartmicrowave Před 5 lety +2

      Maybe the missing child got kidnapped by the shooter? Either way it’s a dangerous situation

    • @jaden206
      @jaden206 Před 5 lety

      @@3User Each hospital has different codes.

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 Před 5 lety

      Different hospital uses different codes.

  • @dynamicpaintball
    @dynamicpaintball Před 5 lety +28

    Some common semi truck speak (I'm not a driver so this might be wrong):
    Little cub: Local Police
    Bear Trap : Speed trap
    Big bear: State Trooper
    Bear with a victim: Police with someone pulled over
    Evel Knievel: Motorcycle police
    Meat Wagon: Ambulance
    Bear rolling discos: Police with lights & siren on
    Buster Brown: UPS Truck
    Angry Kangaroo: A truck/car with its lights out
    Bear Bait: A speeding driver

    • @jwo7777777
      @jwo7777777 Před 5 lety +1

      County Mountie : Sheriff
      Put the hammer down : press on the vehicle accelerator pedal

    • @tiko5876
      @tiko5876 Před 5 lety

      Sky Honkler Yoo. Came here to say exactly what you said. Definitely grew up hearing bear and polar bear.

  • @brianpan6453
    @brianpan6453 Před 4 lety +9

    I was driving once late at night and a car coming from the opposite direction flashed it's lights EIGHT times at me. I spent the next 20 minutes thinking about what that could have been code for. Then I pulled into a gas station to fill up. When I got out of the car, there was one of those prosthetic hook hands on the outside door handle with some blood dripping off it. The more you know.

  • @pastel-paradox8138
    @pastel-paradox8138 Před 4 lety +13

    In response to the hospital codes some of those are out of date here are updated one
    Code red: Fire
    Code blue: cardiac/respiratory arrest
    Code white: pediatric medical emergency
    Code grey: behavioral situation
    Code pink + age + sex is missing person
    Code triage: external/internal disaster
    Code orange: hazardous contamination
    Code yellow: Bomb threat

  • @ggaxaly
    @ggaxaly Před 5 lety +91

    I made my own knock code (not released yet):
    2 knocks: Your package/mail has arrived
    3 knocks: A visitor
    4 knocks: An emergency
    Also, my dad made a melody code, so when I hear the melody it means: Hi, it's your dad, open up because I have no keys.

    • @ggaxaly
      @ggaxaly Před 5 lety +2

      @@chris-pt6sv *_deny_*

  • @jacksonroberts9018
    @jacksonroberts9018 Před 5 lety +319

    I know one code partly
    If you turn off the lights and flash a UV light on some licences then it shows a number
    Yep, that’s it

    • @user-mv5tm8eu5z
      @user-mv5tm8eu5z Před 5 lety +2

      what does the number mean

    • @candykanefpv
      @candykanefpv Před 5 lety +39

      Jackson Roberts I just did this. My license has a photo of me that only shows up in uv light. Also the Golden Gate Bridge shows up "through the fog" and the sailboats light up the same color as the bridge. Along with my date of birth lighting up in the main picture of me.

    • @imanimaldonado1626
      @imanimaldonado1626 Před 5 lety +8

      Woah

    • @lllore9895
      @lllore9895 Před 5 lety +27

      I'm assuming it's like the bills having watermarks, it's so that the officer can check if it's real. Maybe that's why they take your license back to their car for a little bit when pulled over

    • @joemahma5909
      @joemahma5909 Před 5 lety +10

      you can also do this with Visa cards, the Visa logo should light up a big V

  • @sunnybuzbee6617
    @sunnybuzbee6617 Před 4 lety +20

    Don't you ever just look at the comments and think "I wish I wrote that"

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 Před 3 lety +1

    My personal favorite: If you're in a Hospital, and you hear "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" ovder the PA, a Baby was just born.
    This alone does so much to help combat stress, depression, and caretaker burnout in Healthcare workers.
    It reminds us it isn't all just pain and death and hopeless.

  • @sigggee
    @sigggee Před 5 lety +53

    in any bus station in my city, if you say any sentence with Pink Bus on it, the person at the bus ticket booth will know u are a hostage.

    • @broadcast8843
      @broadcast8843 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh thats cool.

    • @sigggee
      @sigggee Před 5 lety

      @Whatever, Fuck Usernames Mexico, i am not sure if it works in the entire country, but in some parts does.

  • @stormageddon101
    @stormageddon101 Před 5 lety +155

    “Nice shoelaces”
    “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

  • @tuckman211213
    @tuckman211213 Před 4 lety +4

    A code silver in hospitals is an elderly person with altered mental status that has wandered away... at least in my area

  • @pamellwood7621
    @pamellwood7621 Před 3 lety +2

    Well the whole “male nod” thing, the upward nod sort of depends on the facial expressions as well. If I see my buddy I’m gonna give him a smile and wear more of a “hey what’s up” look on my face. If someone I know is or may be trouble is walking towards me with an aggressive posture, I’m going to give them a little squint of the eyes, slight turn of my head, and have a more aggressive posture to my nod, differentiating the “hi! What’s up brother!?) from the.. “sup mother fucker!? We about to have a problem? Cuz if so I’m ready!” nod

  • @Scaphism_
    @Scaphism_ Před 5 lety +57

    Protein spill is what we call it when someone pukes at the amusement park I work at

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin Před 5 lety +18

      protein spill?!?! that sounds more like someone nutted all over the place.

    • @reisun6894
      @reisun6894 Před 5 lety +9

      Protein spill is code for human ashes in Disneyland

    • @pangeagamer7223
      @pangeagamer7223 Před 5 lety +1

      @@nii_2664 Walt Disney was an anti semite

    • @Scaphism_
      @Scaphism_ Před 5 lety

      @@freedustin it's because we can't say someone puked

    • @Maktumekal_Ilzrei
      @Maktumekal_Ilzrei Před 5 lety

      @@05Jared Well that gives a whole new meaning to 'Taste the Rainbow'....

  • @jacksonschellhorn3822
    @jacksonschellhorn3822 Před 5 lety +36

    For the whole “6 o’clock” thing I use “AM”
    If it’s something good they want to see or “PM” to warn them of something bad.

  • @battybasil2057
    @battybasil2057 Před 4 lety +12

    When I worked in a department store calling over the intercom that you needed a roll of dimes to a department ment you needed loss prevention because someone may be shoplifting

  • @SpadesNeil
    @SpadesNeil Před 4 lety +7

    I saw truckers flash their hazards to denote 'thank you' and have started doing it both on the job (armored trucks) and in my personal time.
    Flashing your high beams has always been a more effective way of saying "go ahead" than waving your hand. We can't see your hand a lot. It's hidden under the glare of your windshield. Don't look at me like I'm an idiot for not going because I can't see you wave.
    Also, you may not realize it, but those hazards I mentioned earlier, they serve another purpose. That's right, they're called _directionals_ most of the time. You use them to denote which way you'd like to go. No, they do not mean "speed up so I can't get in the lane". I'm convinced people don't use their directionals on purpose because other drivers are assholes.

  • @Leviathan7.62
    @Leviathan7.62 Před 5 lety +112

    Any time the Government says, “Shelter in Place.”. Blast Iron Maiden’s Run to the Hills, and do exactly that.

    • @KK25Gaming
      @KK25Gaming Před 5 lety +42

      *chhhrrk* "Please Remain in Your Homes."
      "Yeah I'll take fuck no for 500 Alex"

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 Před 5 lety

      Wait, so should i shelter in place or run to the hills

    • @Leviathan7.62
      @Leviathan7.62 Před 5 lety +1

      Illegal Aliens
      Run.

    • @300x23
      @300x23 Před 5 lety

      What's this mean

    • @siontopps4375
      @siontopps4375 Před 5 lety

      Ah, Iron Maiden. You must be a cultured person

  • @reneel7877
    @reneel7877 Před 5 lety +157

    Sheep care:
    Stomp- pay attention
    Head lifted with nose pointed to the sky- i am very happy!
    Scrapping foot against ground- i want something
    Head shake- no
    Looking at you and then off in the distance- there is a threat there!

    • @reneel7877
      @reneel7877 Před 5 lety +3

      @Chairman Lmao nah those are just the yuppies who don't know how to work with them 😂

    • @dougmartin2007
      @dougmartin2007 Před 4 lety +5

      That looking at you and then off on the distance is a big signal from many animals that they will attack. Not just sheep.

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 Před 3 lety +1

      umm since when my best friend is a sheep and why does he back off when i hold a knife with ketchup.

    • @davebryan1890
      @davebryan1890 Před 3 lety

      @@maxsnow9952 er probably because it should be mint sauce and not ketchup

  • @literalcode
    @literalcode Před 4 lety +15

    Smacking the floor and yelling “OASIS!!”

    • @codyhausman2368
      @codyhausman2368 Před 4 lety +1

      Mark’s Vietnam flashbacks intensify

    • @cllncl
      @cllncl Před 4 lety

      Everybody gangsta till everyone starts sinking

  • @mailhuman9777
    @mailhuman9777 Před 5 lety +4

    I’ve been living in the south my whole life and have never heard of waiters and waitresses using ‘canadians’ when they’re talking about black people. Usually when they say Canadians they’re talking about Canadians. If they’re racist they’re usually pretty upfront about it and use other words. Definitely no “Canadians” tho whoever wrote that is actually stupid.

    • @bluesuncompanyman
      @bluesuncompanyman Před 2 lety +1

      It's not a southern thing. It's entirely a northern thing - more specifically in New England. I'm familiar with working food service in downtown Boston. The specific term used was "Southern Canadians". Why it was used that way I don't know. I'm from the midwest and had never heard the term until becoming familiar with Massachusetts. But I can say that the term was almost never used in a positive way. Waiters want tips. Money talks very loud to service sector workers. So experienced waiters would cut hosts and hostesses in on a small tip percentage to put the "Southern Canadians" in a newer waiters section because they stereotypically made you work the hardest (complain a lot, spilled things, overstayed the table turn times, many other problems) and tipped poorly or sometimes not at all. The worst situation I know about was a new waiter of 2 months on the job getting a party of 20 because the experienced servers forced them into his section. They demanded all of his time, upset the adjacent guests who left small tips themselves out of annoyance (ppl frequently take out their frustrations on their server, whether deserved or not) and then stayed in his section for nearly 3 hours sapping all his energy and leaving him no tip - going so far as to complain to management to get the automatic gratuity removed from the bill. And then on top of all that, one of them ended up filing a service complaint getting him a disciplinary reprimand the next day! He'd have been better off claiming illness to his manager the moment they were seated in his section and leaving "sick". On the flip side the servers loved people from Europe. Tipping is not a thing over there so many of them didn't understand it and would overcompensate so as not to appear cheap. They'd pay the auto-gratuity imbedded in the bill and then fill in a value by hand on the bottom of their check.

  • @MrMatthew3117
    @MrMatthew3117 Před 5 lety +469

    I think k18 refers to the human who made the mistake on the computer. Not a glitch or a computer error, human error we are the k18s....

    • @Guztav1337
      @Guztav1337 Před 5 lety +137

      Yes. Other common: PMAC ("problem exists between monitor and chair"), PICNIC ("problem in chair, not in computer"), IBM error ("idiot behind machine error")

    • @BwipBwop
      @BwipBwop Před 5 lety +49

      shrdlu and the classic ID-10T

    • @ascoadia282
      @ascoadia282 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Guztav1337 I'm using those from now on!

    • @drzoidberg9758
      @drzoidberg9758 Před 5 lety +12

      Just gonna leave a comment in case someone says another cool one of these

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi Před 5 lety +16

      shrdlu This brings the acronym for “International Business Machines” to a whole new meaning!