Bear Grylls Reviews Survival Movies | Vanity Fair

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  • Bear Grylls reviews how realistic survival movies are, including The Revenant, Cast Away, Point Break, Titanic, Bird Box, and more. Bear talks about his experience sleeping inside the carcass of a camel, dealing with a malfunctioning parachute, and almost freezing to death. Bear Grylls hosts Nat Geo’s six-part series Hostile Planet, premiering April 1, at 9/8c.
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  • @ThisisFizban
    @ThisisFizban Před 4 lety +40902

    A woman gives birth
    Bear Grylls: Yes I've actually been in this situation many times

  • @kalebsdumb
    @kalebsdumb Před 4 lety +6298

    Titanic Sinks*-
    Grylls: "i've actually been on this boat before"

    • @eyeofminati2653
      @eyeofminati2653 Před 4 lety +70

      Deja vu
      I've just been in this ship before
      Higher on my skills
      And I know it's not my time to go
      Looking for support and the search is mystery
      Standing on my feet
      It's so easy when I try to be me uoooh

    • @giltzexuh
      @giltzexuh Před 4 lety +27

      @@eyeofminati2653 Deja vu, I've just been in this mess before
      Eating some raw meat
      Slitting some animals thru-ooats
      Killing them, and the rest is all history
      Standing on my feet
      Its so good when i drink my own pee
      Yeeaaaaaaaa

    • @topshagger7408
      @topshagger7408 Před 4 lety +3

      So like I sang this in my head and now I got the song in my head

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 Před 4 lety

      Top shagger gooooooooooddddddd

    • @LLJMproductions
      @LLJMproductions Před 4 lety

      made me laugh out loud

  • @styhl8023
    @styhl8023 Před 2 lety +2951

    Titanic fans: They both could have survived!
    Bear: They both should have died and faster.

    • @daveboonen5041
      @daveboonen5041 Před 2 lety +57

      Lmao i laugh out loud when i readed ur comment.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 Před 2 lety

      Is ?? czcams.com/video/PTc1YRqs160/video.html

    • @jordanbridges
      @jordanbridges Před 2 lety +4

      @@extrm161 this is not the way

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 2 lety +35

      While is it true the majority of people who ended up in the water died within 5 minutes there were a few very very lucky people who survived in the water for a somewhat prolonged time that night including Officer Lightholler, Archibald Gracie and Charles Joughin.

    • @MichaelLLloyd
      @MichaelLLloyd Před rokem +6

      @@daveboonen5041 readed?

  • @vladomontezuma626
    @vladomontezuma626 Před 3 lety +2872

    Whenever you feel down, you know that Bear Grylls was in that situation before...

    • @HarryKaneIsGoated
      @HarryKaneIsGoated Před 2 lety +27

      So the company he worked for is Bankrupt and he got dirt poor and then he got a new job and is up and about? Cause thats my life story

    • @shivsheakhar8114
      @shivsheakhar8114 Před 2 lety +6

      @@HarryKaneIsGoated who knows maybe😏

    • @HarryKaneIsGoated
      @HarryKaneIsGoated Před 2 lety +3

      @@shivsheakhar8114 so National geography is bankrupt?

    • @user-ds2nl7ih7i
      @user-ds2nl7ih7i Před 2 lety +2

      @@HarryKaneIsGoated well tbf the comment specifically says 'before' :)

    • @KUTOU-qi7jo
      @KUTOU-qi7jo Před 2 lety

      Ok

  • @drummerboii2878
    @drummerboii2878 Před 4 lety +7997

    Everyone gonna ignore he climbed Everest and saw a dead homie up there

    • @marissavictoriajohnson8732
      @marissavictoriajohnson8732 Před 4 lety +1111

      Same. I googled it...apparently it's really common. If people die in the dead zone it's not really safe to retrieve them. So their dead bodies are preserved in ice to be passed by new oncoming climbers.

    • @Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie
      @Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie Před 4 lety +911

      The dead bodies on Everest are left up there. Some are even used as waypoints.

    • @Lord.Schnitzel
      @Lord.Schnitzel Před 4 lety +638

      @@Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie everyone has a purpose

    • @Andy-ss8yg
      @Andy-ss8yg Před 4 lety +201

      I read that it doubles your weight when you freeze, so 150kg bodies are just so hard to bring back

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 Před 4 lety +63

      @@Andy-ss8yg its pretty sad, mostly local guides

  • @eduardor.8150
    @eduardor.8150 Před 4 lety +20037

    Matt Damon: gets stranded on Mars.
    Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation.

  • @bloop1880
    @bloop1880 Před 3 lety +970

    the fact that I can't even just say "Oh he is just flexing" because I have legit seen him do all this (atleast 8/10) things on TV is pretty insane.

    • @thegoblinwholaughs1137
      @thegoblinwholaughs1137 Před 2 lety +76

      the whole comment section making fun of him and unironically 99% of the things he said was actually true.

    • @RoYal-xz5ch
      @RoYal-xz5ch Před 2 lety +19

      @@thegoblinwholaughs1137 100%

    • @VicThorin0
      @VicThorin0 Před 2 lety +9

      Well almost all of it, he is no Michael Scott though.

    • @danksideoftheballoon9887
      @danksideoftheballoon9887 Před 2 lety +4

      Did you read the disclaimer for the recent series? For entertainment purposes only no less

    • @bradbrad6521
      @bradbrad6521 Před 2 lety +1

      Ya and Luke really did blow up the death star, IVE SEEN IT!
      tool.

  • @jayden.8527
    @jayden.8527 Před 2 lety +203

    Someone on the verge of death.
    Bear: "This brings back good memories."

  • @jeffmatthew3138
    @jeffmatthew3138 Před 4 lety +7759

    Someone tried to climb mount Everest and died.
    “Yes, I’ve been in this situation before and saw his corpse.”

    • @el.diablo11
      @el.diablo11 Před 4 lety +53

      Thats what im saying

    • @ramekin5635
      @ramekin5635 Před 4 lety +249

      Imagine seeing a dead body while going up one of if not the most dangerous mountains in the world and your very scared and almost dead.

    • @Sparklydrew
      @Sparklydrew Před 4 lety +487

      @@ramekin5635 Everest is actually littered with corpses. If you went up right now chances are you'd see a bunch of them.

    • @magician182
      @magician182 Před 4 lety +49

      @@Sparklydrew and then you will stay with them up there forever

    • @MrZaranthan
      @MrZaranthan Před 4 lety +256

      Everest has so many corpses they're used as trail markers.

  • @euandagnew6858
    @euandagnew6858 Před 5 lety +44381

    Man gutting a bloody horse and sleeping inside it.
    "This gives me good memories"

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 Před 5 lety +2066

      Bear Grylls is not like us. Bear Grylls has transcended.

    • @DalekCaanOfSkaro
      @DalekCaanOfSkaro Před 5 lety +537

      "I once was on both and I got in a taun taun"

    • @MentalMonkey1
      @MentalMonkey1 Před 5 lety +194

      I thought he was talking about Star Wars

    • @chasep4558
      @chasep4558 Před 5 lety +34

      You had to say the same thing2000 people said before you?

    • @euandagnew6858
      @euandagnew6858 Před 5 lety +111

      @@chasep4558 just tryin to make some people laugh pal. Sorry if it offended u cus its the same as other peoples jokes

  • @RimshotKiller
    @RimshotKiller Před 3 lety +180

    Ffs, that camel story was the hardest laugh I had in a while. Can't imagine how horrified he must have been waking up inside the camel after weird med-induced dreams.

  • @jaml126
    @jaml126 Před 3 lety +541

    Everyone: How do they survive that?!?!
    Me: How does the cameraman get there.

  • @jackdurh8108
    @jackdurh8108 Před 4 lety +13993

    Matthew Mcconaughey: goes into a black hole*
    Bear Grylls: “I remember when this happened to me”

  • @dummythickrodriguez
    @dummythickrodriguez Před 4 lety +3540

    Man: Dies*
    Bear Grylls: "I've actually done this many times myself."

    • @greynothing5662
      @greynothing5662 Před 4 lety +49

      When it comes to Bear, I somehow believe it's true.

    • @TwoTwoFourSix
      @TwoTwoFourSix Před 4 lety +1

      Mister Foster because he’s Bear Bloody Grylls mate

    • @vriloperator
      @vriloperator Před 4 lety +3

      Obviouslely he experienced that during service in British special forces

    • @MrRobinhalligan
      @MrRobinhalligan Před 4 lety +4

      @@greynothing5662 he had to drink his pee first though.

    • @blueshard4632
      @blueshard4632 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MrRobinhalligan What do you think caused it? Lol

  • @Ali-cw3kn
    @Ali-cw3kn Před 2 lety +400

    I appreciate the patience of Bear during all this 11mins of review, without having a protein filled meal 😂😅

    • @thorsingh5019
      @thorsingh5019 Před 2 lety +16

      This bug is filled with lot of protins that we need

    • @saniarajeev5515
      @saniarajeev5515 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣 🤣🤣

    • @Marjopolo302
      @Marjopolo302 Před rokem

      Yes, I was waiting for a jellyfish sting where a hot famous chick peed on someone to save them.....

  • @vladnovetschi
    @vladnovetschi Před 3 lety +76

    John David Washington: "it hasn't happened yet"
    Bear Grylls: "I've seen this situation before"
    tenet

  • @jonesaffrou6014
    @jonesaffrou6014 Před 4 lety +4507

    Everybody: Jack didn't have to die
    Bear: They both had to die

    • @yesitsmeguru
      @yesitsmeguru Před 4 lety +45

      Finally someone

    • @ThreeDPrintDesigns
      @ThreeDPrintDesigns Před 4 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JaySunsWorld
      @JaySunsWorld Před 4 lety +9

      She looked like she was near death when found... If leo was on the door with her.. The weight might have killed them both

    • @Adam-zb5kk
      @Adam-zb5kk Před 4 lety +4

      @@JaySunsWorld it's a movie bro not a documentary

    • @JaySunsWorld
      @JaySunsWorld Před 4 lety +5

      @@Adam-zb5kk that is new found evidence, someone contact the fbi

  • @Liam_Mellon
    @Liam_Mellon Před 2 lety +119

    I don't think we spend enough time thinking about the fact that there is a real living human who can personally attest to whether or not sleeping inside a dead horse to survive freezing weather actually works.

    • @quietbirde1977
      @quietbirde1977 Před rokem +7

      and it brought him back good memories when reminded of it

  • @Link5020
    @Link5020 Před 3 lety +248

    Bear Grylls : Creating friction by yourself is hard.
    My teenage self : .....

  • @victorvidal7582
    @victorvidal7582 Před 5 lety +16057

    I bet Bear Grylls has never won a "never have I ever" game

  • @raicri4421
    @raicri4421 Před 5 lety +6951

    Man - How many situations have you experienced?
    Bear Grylls - Yes

  • @lordlogbert9602
    @lordlogbert9602 Před 3 lety +190

    *Titanic happens*
    Bear Grylls: yeah I actually saw that happen with my own eyes. I was scuba diving and fighting a shark when I looked up and saw the ship crash above me.

    • @symoneprice4980
      @symoneprice4980 Před 2 lety +2

      Fighting the shark for practice for his next adventure. The shark is his personal trainer.

  • @NotSure109
    @NotSure109 Před rokem +61

    The Office clip was totally realistic. Michael was an ill-prepared idiot, that's absolutely how it would go. The fact that his "shelter" was terrible is 100% realistic cause it's Michael Scott.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Před 11 měsíci +2

      i think he was rating the movie based on how realistic the survival skills were. he rated bird box non realistic despite it being a realistic portrayal of what'd happen if you tried to cross a river blindfolded

  • @adammohamadali1891
    @adammohamadali1891 Před 5 lety +9757

    "Sees the sun become a blackhole"
    Bear Grylls: Yeah, been there a few times. "It actually happened when I was in the British special forces

    • @JUNIORMICH
      @JUNIORMICH Před 5 lety +131

      "...But then i stayed at night at a hotel tho"

    • @mat797
      @mat797 Před 5 lety +5

      Ahaha...this comment is epic
      Lol! Nice 1 dude!

    • @Orbedd
      @Orbedd Před 5 lety +6

      I thought he was Australian lol

    • @Darklustmoonchild
      @Darklustmoonchild Před 5 lety

      Lolol

    • @ElderCruz
      @ElderCruz Před 5 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaqish9282
    @jaqish9282 Před 5 lety +3777

    Asteroid: Kills all dinosaurs about 60 million years ago.
    Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation before

    • @elitemangudai1016
      @elitemangudai1016 Před 5 lety +61

      day of judgement, people assembled before god.
      bear grylls: i've been in this situation before.

    • @cogtroper
      @cogtroper Před 5 lety +29

      I will cool down this asteroid, by making it drink my own pee.

    • @elitemangudai1016
      @elitemangudai1016 Před 5 lety +6

      You Gotta Love bears optimism. Awesome guy

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma Před 5 lety

      @@elitemangudai1016 YEP

    •  Před 4 lety

      Loool

  • @jesusgonzalez1991
    @jesusgonzalez1991 Před 2 lety +26

    Robert Downey jr. : gets stabbed by Thanos
    Bear G: I remember when that happened to me

  • @getrjidjjj4886
    @getrjidjjj4886 Před 3 lety +79

    Movie: shows a person dying
    Him: That's a situation I've experienced many times

  • @conweedeed7920
    @conweedeed7920 Před 4 lety +6383

    Somebody: Ever been killed?
    Bear: I've actually experienced that.

  • @yusufm8376
    @yusufm8376 Před 4 lety +3219

    Bear Grylls: Watches Jurassic Park
    Jurassic Park: T-Rex chases protagonists
    Bear Grylls: I’ve been in that situation

  • @shaksiyat
    @shaksiyat Před 3 lety +58

    Crocodile choking her to death
    Bear grylls: this is an epic epic moment

  • @cousinmajin
    @cousinmajin Před 2 lety +27

    I love how much he enjoys the movies even though he's done it all lol. He's like "oh it's so epic, I was on the edge of my seat!" Adorable 🤣

  • @happenedsafe6254
    @happenedsafe6254 Před 4 lety +4281

    Man: Gets abdomen sliced open and cursed to die by satan himself
    Grylls: wow that takes me back to my early days

  • @elisa.r.g
    @elisa.r.g Před 4 lety +3378

    Person drinking fresh water
    Bear: “completely unrealistic”

    • @eyeofminati2653
      @eyeofminati2653 Před 4 lety +23

      Looking at restaurants
      Bear Grills : what kind shop is this???

    • @duttonzzz
      @duttonzzz Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brutal6129
      @brutal6129 Před 4 lety +8

      Come on those jokes are unactual

    • @quinnm.3588
      @quinnm.3588 Před 4 lety +4

      @@brutal6129 yeah they're not very good

  • @ItachiUchihaisamartyr
    @ItachiUchihaisamartyr Před rokem +7

    My dad is such a huge fan of Bear Grylls. I really want to meet him just once to tell him that watching his show was our father-daugher thing to do, when I was a kid.

  • @k.k.7797
    @k.k.7797 Před 2 lety +6

    *Leo sinking to the bottom of the Arctic*
    Bear Grylls: “Ah, this reminds me of my primary school days”

  • @bucky13
    @bucky13 Před 4 lety +1952

    This dude has climbed Everest, broken his back skydiving, and almost destroyed Drew Brees's hand..What a life.

    • @seymourcray5150
      @seymourcray5150 Před 4 lety +68

      He also kill a croco

    • @donaldtusk2678
      @donaldtusk2678 Před 4 lety +81

      He had the record for youngest person up Everest I think

    • @aldanyiu4352
      @aldanyiu4352 Před 4 lety +25

      @@donaldtusk2678 yes If ik correct, he has been honoured by the queen for doing so

    • @petervick4775
      @petervick4775 Před 4 lety +3

      IF you a daft enough to believe him!

    • @bucky13
      @bucky13 Před 4 lety +30

      @@petervick4775 Most of it is on camera...

  • @davidheaney4430
    @davidheaney4430 Před 3 lety +8

    I thought he was going to say: "never underestimate the power of Sandra Bullock."

  • @kenseagle4169
    @kenseagle4169 Před 3 lety +40

    Now we need Les Stroud to review how realistic Bear Grills’s survivor shows are.

    • @billys716
      @billys716 Před 2 lety +1

      savage

    • @noddlelebowski1074
      @noddlelebowski1074 Před 2 lety

      Survivorman is a real good show, I think it’s more relaxing and suiting to watch, I hope someday we see a Bear Grylls ep without no tv crew and back up

  • @julianfantasia9033
    @julianfantasia9033 Před 4 lety +3765

    This guy tells stories about getting a knife into the back of a crocodile _in his real life_ like he’s talking about getting third place in a race in high school.

    • @WilliamAndrews0
      @WilliamAndrews0 Před 4 lety +33

      You can tell stories like this too. It's called "lying".

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 Před 4 lety +44

      @@WilliamAndrews0 surrreeeee

    • @TeamJella
      @TeamJella Před 4 lety +151

      @@WilliamAndrews0 that would be a weirdly specific thing to lie about, especially given how there are other people in the story that don't refute it and this wouldnt even be the most extreme thing he's done, so how is he lying?

    • @justlight.
      @justlight. Před 4 lety +20

      I think william meant you can tell storys like Bear too by lying

    • @jorgeddls
      @jorgeddls Před 4 lety +22

      @@WilliamAndrews0 lying why? he was part of british special forces

  • @harrietblair8447
    @harrietblair8447 Před 5 lety +2387

    *Titanic sinks*
    Bear Grylls: "This is a situation I've been in many times before"

    • @FirestormStudios-tx7hm
      @FirestormStudios-tx7hm Před 5 lety +9

      not as funny as the others because he probably meant that he's ended up in a situation with a boat sinking before

    • @f1lip797
      @f1lip797 Před 5 lety +35

      @@FirestormStudios-tx7hm no he meant that he's been in a situation when water was freezing cold

    • @FirestormStudios-tx7hm
      @FirestormStudios-tx7hm Před 5 lety +2

      @@f1lip797 yes that also but he's probably been in sinking of a ship and he's been in freezing cold water

    • @weeabooshunter4759
      @weeabooshunter4759 Před 5 lety +5

      Hey Granger, want some of that Slytherin action?

    • @omshree2448
      @omshree2448 Před 5 lety

      @@weeabooshunter4759 hahahahah

  • @dropoutmajor
    @dropoutmajor Před 2 lety +35

    Its nice actually watching him do basically all this then seeing him react to movie clips of them.
    Especially the carcass bit, I remember watching him do that in the desert

    • @quietbirde1977
      @quietbirde1977 Před rokem +2

      i remember watching you watching him in the desert

  • @sprisyatasedai640
    @sprisyatasedai640 Před 3 lety +13

    When he says "I have been there or it brings back good memories"
    I have seen him being there 🤣

  • @CariABray
    @CariABray Před 4 lety +4464

    Bear Grylls drove his mother to the hospital when she was in labor with him 🤔😂😂😂

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod Před 4 lety +25

      you forgot to mention she had to drive uphill & barefoot

    • @4x201
      @4x201 Před 4 lety +3

      Cari Bray- Pitts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 Před 4 lety

      how did he reach the pedals?

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS Před 4 lety

      Lmfaoooo

    • @xmanc5687
      @xmanc5687 Před 4 lety

      😂🤣🤣👍

  • @jackm1912
    @jackm1912 Před 4 lety +3323

    someone: how many of these situations have you experienced?
    bear grylls: yes

    • @kylie9687
      @kylie9687 Před 4 lety +11

      Jack M see Bear isn’t like the rest of us humans, he has evolved and adapted to his environment and surrounding. That is why he survives everything he’s been up against.

    • @chrisbenoit4273
      @chrisbenoit4273 Před 4 lety +13

      @@kylie9687 except he's not. He got caught in an hotel when he was supposed to be surviving outside. His entire show was fake and he had to make a public apology for it.

    • @loopydoopy5042
      @loopydoopy5042 Před 4 lety +5

      He fake

    • @MeLoveCatss
      @MeLoveCatss Před 4 lety +1

      @@chrisbenoit4273 r/wooooooooosh

    • @MeLoveCatss
      @MeLoveCatss Před 4 lety +1

      @@loopydoopy5042 r/wooooooooosh

  • @Zarko324
    @Zarko324 Před rokem +3

    I love that part where he tells about his "good memories" and I also remember a meme with a boy coming through the forest and meet Bear like "I'm saved! It's Bear Grylls" and next frame Bear cooks that boy on bonfire.

  • @KING-ko8ch
    @KING-ko8ch Před 2 lety +4

    Leonardo DiCaprio: Almost die fighting with bear.
    Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation.

  • @famousdexx1722
    @famousdexx1722 Před 5 lety +426

    2% of comments: praising bear grylls
    98% of comments: “I’ve actually been in this situation before”

  • @snehasishjoshi2518
    @snehasishjoshi2518 Před 3 lety +13

    Women gives birth
    Bear: I have been in this situation many times

  • @jef6020
    @jef6020 Před 2 lety +5

    Person: dies
    Bear: I’ve actually been in that situation a few times

  • @saltycloud6009
    @saltycloud6009 Před 5 lety +1548

    Hitler started WW2
    Bear Grylls: *Ive actually been in this situation before*

    • @bmwm7092
      @bmwm7092 Před 5 lety +2

      Ye this dud so annoying

    • @Twin63Amg
      @Twin63Amg Před 5 lety +1

      Punch this guy

    • @wolfpack7874
      @wolfpack7874 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Twin63Amg good luck.

    • @jack36afc18
      @jack36afc18 Před 5 lety

      inpious s1 you chose to click on a video about him so he can’t be that bad

    • @fuckoffyou
      @fuckoffyou Před 5 lety

      It was actually the French who started WW2. They demanded too much at 1918 armistice which did directly lead to Hitler gaining power later. And who started the WW1? Well it was jeewp called Gavrilo Princip.

  • @CurryFeatures
    @CurryFeatures Před 2 lety +10

    I absolutely love how Bear says that making a primitive fire (with no equipment) can be very difficult.
    I'm sure a lot of people here have tried it and if you have no experience, it's nigh on impossible. When I first started I had no idea the proper way to do it and just assumed fire would catch and maintain effortlessly.. but nah, it can be very difficult.

  • @KITSUNE142
    @KITSUNE142 Před 2 lety +7

    "you're not peeing it out. you're drinking it"
    bear grylls: oh yeah i remember when i was put in thus situation

  • @rjb204
    @rjb204 Před 4 lety +2225

    Bear Grylls watching a man having a normal dinner : "I've never been in this situation before."

  • @jasebtw3264
    @jasebtw3264 Před 5 lety +1588

    Meteor hits earth and wipes out dinosaurs
    Bear Grylls:I’ve actually been in this situation before.

    • @Tom-dt1gr
      @Tom-dt1gr Před 5 lety +1

      Ummm ok

    • @WildManFrizzell
      @WildManFrizzell Před 5 lety +4

      I wonder why no one has applauded such a hilariously thought up statement.
      You sir are truly outstanding and you have my way. On the way. During the way. By the way.
      Maybe one day he can over come his eloquent fear of toilet paper.

    • @scottg9481
      @scottg9481 Před 5 lety

      Excellent comment

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat Před 5 lety +1

      @@NerdyNEET
      Oh yeah yeah

    • @marcocataldini331
      @marcocataldini331 Před 5 lety

      Epic czcams.com/video/cAnETl0ziEs/video.html

  • @ayshes9057
    @ayshes9057 Před 2 lety +4

    *Crocodile about to take your life*
    Bear : I remember that

  • @ricfigoy
    @ricfigoy Před 2 lety +4

    Bear: "I was actually there when Rob froze"

  • @nicoh332
    @nicoh332 Před 4 lety +3197

    He's actually been in this video before

  • @codyk8758
    @codyk8758 Před 5 lety +2015

    Thanos: Destroys half of the universe
    Bear Grylls: I've actually been in this situation before

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 Před 5 lety +9

      😂😂😂

    • @johnbravehawk3682
      @johnbravehawk3682 Před 5 lety +8

      Nice one brother your the man

    • @minniebrew800
      @minniebrew800 Před 5 lety +5

      😎😎🤗🙂🤨🙂🤨😍😚🙂🧟‍♂️🤗😙🤗😐😶🧛‍♀️🤤😔🤑😔😝🤐😖😜😖🤤😖🤤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯😬😳😡🤕🤮🤠🤮😳😵😳😡🤧🤕🤬😺😼🙀🙊💩🙊🤲✍🤜🏽✊✊🤜🏽🤟🤜🏽✍🙌🤟🤲👋🤲👋🤚👎👌🏽✊🤚🤲✍✍🤲

    • @minniebrew800
      @minniebrew800 Před 5 lety +3

      Mario videos show show much

    • @MIGHTYxMUKESH
      @MIGHTYxMUKESH Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

  • @blake7587
    @blake7587 Před 2 lety +6

    I’d love to see a “Survive Off!” between Les Stroud and Bear Grylls.
    Each of them on a deserted island by themselves. Whoever quits first wins!

  • @benjy8148
    @benjy8148 Před 2 lety +12

    They should get a survival expert to review Bear Grylls.

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před rokem

      although.. it's never happened and can never happen

    • @NotSure109
      @NotSure109 Před rokem

      Les Stroud takes little jabs at him all the time on Survivorman.

    • @lasjames7516
      @lasjames7516 Před rokem +1

      how many times have you climbed everest buddy?

  • @MediaAsf
    @MediaAsf Před 2 lety +3

    Imagine having him as a dad or grandad the amount of stories he has is insane

  • @toxictraitscx3434
    @toxictraitscx3434 Před 3 lety +5

    Order 66
    Bear: i remember when i was put in this situation

  • @yourmajestysquish694
    @yourmajestysquish694 Před 5 lety +2522

    “You have to be real careful with handling crocodiles”
    oK tHaNkS iLl tAkE nOtE oF tHaT

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 Před 5 lety +20

      Wow you don't say, I've been handling my 300lbs crocodile like a sweet little doggy all this time, I must've really been annoying her, poor girl!

    • @yourmajestysquish694
      @yourmajestysquish694 Před 5 lety +3

      Dis Boi we do have a small manual for it, you can purchase one at your local petco

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 Před 5 lety +7

      @@yourmajestysquish694 That's marvelous, can you read it for me, my adorable scaly girl got a little teethy when we were playing yesterday and now I can no longer use my arms on account of them being well in her Jaw. She's just so cute I can't tell her not to bite me!

    • @kob6912
      @kob6912 Před 4 lety

      just um...if you become particularly good at it.... don’t.. swim with sting rays
      :(

    • @skuxx_intenz9900
      @skuxx_intenz9900 Před 4 lety

      -steve irwin hold my beer

  • @papayer
    @papayer Před 5 lety +4761

    (sees guy go inside a horse)
    "I've done that before with a camel, good times"
    - bear grylls quote #3253

    • @googboog
      @googboog Před 5 lety +2

      lmfao

    • @BedroomPianist
      @BedroomPianist Před 5 lety +38

      welshmen go inside horses all the time, he's not special

    • @Kingsnorelax
      @Kingsnorelax Před 5 lety +22

      @@BedroomPianist I thought that was sheep.

    • @Ari-ana-
      @Ari-ana- Před 5 lety +12

      Weirdly enough out of all the things he's done that's the one thing I recall the most. Him getting inside a camel

    • @infectedzombieguy
      @infectedzombieguy Před 5 lety +8

      okuplok “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”

  • @sebastiananderson8679
    @sebastiananderson8679 Před 10 měsíci +1

    ’And I was on Lariam at the time, anti-malaria. Which gives you some pretty weird dreams.’
    He made it sound like he was taking Lariam recreationally lol

  • @kajanuu6316
    @kajanuu6316 Před rokem +7

    Imagine having a beer with this guy he would have so much stories to tell and I’d love it

  • @msingat
    @msingat Před 5 lety +1535

    Thanos snaps his finger
    Bear Grylls(while disintigrating): I've actually experienced this before

  • @jazzysvlogs218
    @jazzysvlogs218 Před 5 lety +1474

    The titanic is literally sinking
    *”I’ve experienced this quite recently”*

  • @MrZluvu4ever
    @MrZluvu4ever Před 2 lety +4

    I am firemaker who makes primitive fires in many different ways & I assure you, the fire plow method that Tom Hanks uses here is one of the hardest ways to make fire by far, period!

  • @danielrencsenyi917
    @danielrencsenyi917 Před 2 lety +3

    The real one should be "real survival expert reviews Bear Grylls episodes"

  • @Axel-nr9px
    @Axel-nr9px Před 5 lety +2987

    Imagine being drunk with this guy in a bar with him telling you wild stories about his adventures.

    • @matthiashepworth6583
      @matthiashepworth6583 Před 5 lety +85

      Ha. Reverse that and imagine trying to tell Bear Grylls your own epic adventures to the shops when it was raining...

    • @lanceadams1419
      @lanceadams1419 Před 5 lety +27

      he doesnt always drink beer. but when he does, he prefers dos equis

    • @benhardwiesner6963
      @benhardwiesner6963 Před 5 lety +32

      Lance Adams As far as I know he only drinks beer grylls

    • @Chelsea-sf3bx
      @Chelsea-sf3bx Před 5 lety +3

      Literally what I thought when he told the crocodile story

    • @yotamshalev
      @yotamshalev Před 5 lety +4

      Hitler seems to be quite popular these days 🤔

  • @CariABray
    @CariABray Před 4 lety +2206

    Interviewer: How many push-ups can you do?
    Bear Grylls: All of them

  • @weijingburr2392
    @weijingburr2392 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Beer, Grills, Holiday Inn, that's what I call survival mate!

  • @yuddhveersingh8233
    @yuddhveersingh8233 Před 2 lety +2

    Whenever he talks about his experience it takes me back to the days when I used to watch man vs wild

  • @valdie91285
    @valdie91285 Před 5 lety +623

    This guy is casually telling stories about sleeping in camels and wrestling alligators with NFL quarterbacks and here I am thinking I'm a hero for unclogging my toilet.

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon Před 5 lety +14

      valdie91285 you are, if you unclogged it after eating Taco Bell

    • @alpacatwoniner2370
      @alpacatwoniner2370 Před 5 lety +8

      Somebodys hero anyways. Toilets are useful.

    • @tdells668
      @tdells668 Před 5 lety

      r/meirl

    • @pudaroff
      @pudaroff Před 5 lety

      Well, that speaks volumes about our generations (millennials and gen z)...

    • @Monkey-pl9hn
      @Monkey-pl9hn Před 5 lety +3

      @@pudaroff not really😂😂

  • @supernova6177
    @supernova6177 Před 5 lety +2882

    *TITANIC SINKS*
    Bear Grylls: yeah, this is actually something I've experienced many times.

    • @Wipeout6546
      @Wipeout6546 Před 5 lety +25

      if it sinks you have to drink own urine

    • @char_gards
      @char_gards Před 5 lety +16

      I thought you were joking. But no. You werent

    • @TreyPDB
      @TreyPDB Před 5 lety +1

      lol

    • @Heimdal987
      @Heimdal987 Před 5 lety +24

      Listen. If Bear Grylls says he survived the Titanic sinking, he survived the Titanic sinking. Do not question that man's survival skills

    • @monstertits8362
      @monstertits8362 Před 5 lety +2

      The Untold Truth Of Bear Grylls
      WATCH MY CANAL FULL VIDEO
      A day in the life of a Roman soldier - Robert Garland

  • @skinnycacitas66
    @skinnycacitas66 Před 3 lety +2

    Person: Dies
    Bear Grylls: I've been there before and lived to tell the story

  • @32VN0
    @32VN0 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow! Nicely done!! I was afraid I would find Bear talking about the movies throwing loads of judgements, but he was very willing to give credit where credit is due!

  • @papaoreo6245
    @papaoreo6245 Před 4 lety +4089

    Petition to make "I think I've been in this situation before" a meme

  • @websterbeats
    @websterbeats Před 5 lety +1845

    *Man cuts his arm off in 127 hours*
    Bear Grylls: I've actually been in that exact situation before

  • @Ayreli
    @Ayreli Před 2 lety +2

    Someone: deletes the universe
    Bear Grylls: I been through that multiple times

  • @jerrygu5316
    @jerrygu5316 Před 3 lety +2

    Schindler's List
    Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation.

  • @missdamzlroost
    @missdamzlroost Před 4 lety +2592

    Plot twist : every survival movie was based on bears life.

    • @missdamzlroost
      @missdamzlroost Před 4 lety +2

      RSSS68 Camaro it’s a joke...

    • @Virgil-Arcanum
      @Virgil-Arcanum Před 4 lety +3

      @ReverendDagwood it's a joke

    • @WilliamAndrews0
      @WilliamAndrews0 Před 4 lety +6

      The funny thing about this comment is that bears life is actually based on survival movies. He watches them and then tells the stories like it happened to him. If someone tells him batman begins is a survival movie, he will walk around telling people how he was trained by some secret assassins after falling into a cave full of bats. This guy is just classic case of Münchhausen-syndrom.

    • @enanthate
      @enanthate Před 4 lety

      Oddest thing is.. I wouldn’t doubt it lol.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs Před 4 lety +1

      He is a fraud

  • @mrenaep
    @mrenaep Před 4 lety +1863

    At first, I was like, "Hmm... they changed the set up a little"
    *And then I realized that this isn't WIRED*

  • @jaybee8465
    @jaybee8465 Před 3 lety +4

    Lmao the office was the best part. Instantly put a smile on my face

  • @DarkKing9907
    @DarkKing9907 Před 4 měsíci

    That statement about Everest and Rob Hall is heartbreaking … what a moment that Must have been .. Climbing Everest and know his Story , then See his body a couple of meters away..

  • @fieryspy6414
    @fieryspy6414 Před 5 lety +1019

    Before you say anything
    Bear Grylls had already been there.

  • @nowits8297
    @nowits8297 Před 5 lety +3068

    (Shows person being tortured)
    Bear Grylls: "actually that makes me very nostalgic"

    • @patchesohoolihan666
      @patchesohoolihan666 Před 5 lety +73

      Unironically, as the British special forces include resistance to torture as part of their training

    • @nowits8297
      @nowits8297 Před 5 lety +33

      ​@@patchesohoolihan666 ha lol so a torture scene would actually make him nostalgic

    • @MrNoob1212
      @MrNoob1212 Před 5 lety +21

      *gets waterboarded*
      "Ah, brings me back."

    • @oliverwilliams9507
      @oliverwilliams9507 Před 5 lety +2

      @@MrNoob1212 simpler times

    • @TubaChris
      @TubaChris Před 5 lety

      Hahahaha

  • @kam008
    @kam008 Před rokem

    "Gutting a horse and sleeping in it, brings back good memories"
    -Bear Grylls, 2019

  • @laurentalkemeyer267
    @laurentalkemeyer267 Před rokem +1

    Fun fact: Winter survival training in Wyoming teaches you NOT to climb inside of a dead animal. The main reason? People have tried it and the flesh and viscera of the animal froze to their body and they died, frozen inside of another animal like a Hannibal Lector version of a Turducken

  • @sagerkumar5083
    @sagerkumar5083 Před 3 lety +9946

    *Leo is gutting a horse*
    Nobody :
    Bear Grylls : this brings back good memories

  • @Someone-cf6jh
    @Someone-cf6jh Před 2 lety

    Leo: Guts a horse and climbs inside of its' dead body.
    Bear: So relatable.

  • @zinazins3102
    @zinazins3102 Před 2 lety +1

    To be REALLY honest, I never thought I would find Bear Grylls anywhere else other than the television screen

  • @christoshibu3622
    @christoshibu3622 Před 5 lety +2229

    *someone sleeps on a bed*
    Bear Grylls: Now that is a situation I haven't been in yet 🤔

    • @osamabinladen2018
      @osamabinladen2018 Před 5 lety +8

      stolen comment

    • @aspasiz
      @aspasiz Před 5 lety +12

      that profile picture tho

    • @Gr8tBlueHeron
      @Gr8tBlueHeron Před 5 lety +20

      Except hotel rooms in between “survival” shoots! 🤣

    • @JYMAHJAMES
      @JYMAHJAMES Před 5 lety +12

      @@aspasiz Get dark mode already

    • @Griseb4nk
      @Griseb4nk Před 5 lety +3

      Just watches someone sleep in their own bed

  • @justins7796
    @justins7796 Před 5 lety +1375

    *Shows* *A* *Clip* *of* *Someone* *Being* *Abducted* *By* *Martians*
    Bear Grylls: "Yeah, brings back some memories - good times."

  • @saltedllama2759
    @saltedllama2759 Před 2 lety +2

    Even though their approaches to survival are very different, and one went for entertainment value while the other went for absolute realism, I would love to see a conversation between Bear Grylls and Les Stroud.

  • @jaydenbooty
    @jaydenbooty Před 2 lety +2

    Abraham Lincoln: Gets Shot
    Bear Grylls: “I remembered when this happened to me a few months back!”

  • @matuasalas
    @matuasalas Před 4 lety +3537

    I swear this guy just does not age

    • @Siamzero1994
      @Siamzero1994 Před 4 lety +199

      That's what he meant with "this is another situation I've experienced" regarding Titanic. 'Cause he was actually there.

    • @andijvieblaadje
      @andijvieblaadje Před 4 lety +6

      Not in the lighting in this video, but his skin is really weathered.

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 Před 4 lety +3

      matua turn your brain on. They get makeup before the set and put them in ideal lighting. People try look good for tv, is that new to you?

    • @matuasalas
      @matuasalas Před 4 lety +16

      Alex's Gmail why’re you being so critical? 😂😂 that’s so unneeded lmao

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah I remember I aged once, that was a bad situation, but I managed to get out of it with nothing but a box of matches and a camera crew with a truck full of equipment. Never again.

  • @ryanside7095
    @ryanside7095 Před 5 lety +889

    *watches Indiana Jones atomic bomb scene
    Bear Grylls: "I've actually been in that situation before"

    • @crazylady692
      @crazylady692 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao!!

    • @gadgetgasspoll2923
      @gadgetgasspoll2923 Před 5 lety

      czcams.com/video/WdZ5lHk09og/video.html

    • @DanishCamp
      @DanishCamp Před 5 lety

      hahahah xD

    • @DanishCamp
      @DanishCamp Před 5 lety

      @Jay Cee No they aren't. He was special forces he did the things. He climbed mount everest etc. It is true that his surviving tv series are not always as they seem though as he has a filmcrew with him and ready to help him if stuff goes bad and they don't have to live like he does while filming obviously.

    • @onthehunt964
      @onthehunt964 Před 2 lety

      @@DanishCamp live like he does , now that's funny ; )

  • @Petra44YT
    @Petra44YT Před 2 lety

    "I saw Rob up there." - Oh, you knew him? "Perfectly preserved ..." Oh-kay.