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Celestia 3D space software: sourceforge.net/projects/celes...
Another great visualization of star locations in 3D space: moebio.com/exomap/viewsofthesk...
minutephysics video about why it's dark at night: • Why is it Dark at Night?
my video on moving illusions: • Moving Illusions
rolling shutter effect: www.diyphotography.net/everyth...
Rolling shutter media:
guitar strings: • Guitar Oscillations Ca...
boingboing.net/2010/08/20/expl...
imgur.com/YQrBF
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_...
• Real Time Rolling Shutter
Big Dipper 3D: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...
Voyager: voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/where/
angular diameter of celestial objects:
danbliss.blogspot.co.uk/2011/0...
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap061228.html
mikkolaine.blogspot.co.uk/2014...
www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astron...
rolling shutter effect and galaxies:
www.madsci.org/posts/archives/...
physics.stackexchange.com/ques...
good passage about light-nanoseconds: books.google.co.uk/books?id=rK...
galactic year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic...
wiki pages on light dimming causes:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-...
bit.ly/1g2Suuh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_shift - Věda a technologie
“Or is it?”
*turns into barcode*
💀-
Jojo
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Dojyaaaa~n
Valentine,Bakana
You can’t escape lag even in real life :(
Your comment lagged.
In the time it took to read you comment. I have traveled 2035 miles. This doesnt change anything. You're still a douche, in the past
*_PING_*
It's called *forza horizon 4*
@@sunshinybean1179 oof
11:00
This is what you turn into when you watch too much Vsauce.
They became v *sauce*
Do u know what that songs called?
@@thefunkiestswag jake chudnow makes all the songs
hahahaha
😆
@@lore644I was literally just about to say that!
Michael’s physical appearance has been edited to look like distorted.
Or is it?
verified with 30 likes and no replies
@@stare4539 49*
69 likes. Nice.
@@chillboard4904 nobody better like it
We need this to stay as 69
69 likes
What if it's not just an effect and Michael's physically doing that himself? I've seen enough of this guy out of context to believe it.
_og_
What have you done..
Bruh
1,000th like
"There's a high probability of it."
- Another T-101
0:09 my temporary tattoo after getting wet
🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍
That’s the only one that made me laugh
XD
Heh
@@mousearts7079 Same XD
I love wiggly michael, it fits his wiggly character.
Such random comment i love it
I will forever hold a small sadness that our night sky could be filled with uncountable galaxies and cosmic works of art, if only our eyes were made to see them
Be not too sad, we'd be seeing ghosts
0:01
*L O A D I N G V S A U C E*
Damn I've browsed alot of funny comments here, but this one is a hidden gem.
*L O A D I N G V S 🅱️ U C E*
Also, underrated comment
DUDE SPELL "VSAUCE" RIGHT
@@johnnyboy2979 thanks it was a typo
@@PuhlReshaped sorry
Student : whats distortions
Vsauce : great question but first of all whats normal
I reply to thIs cuz im Gay
Yeet
@@piercecabral1166 Get nae nae'd.
Vsauce: you're welcome
What kind of HIV has infected this reply section
I love these videos because there is exactly a ZERO % chance you will predict why he’s gonna make next the topics are so random but he makes them so well
3:00 This image of all the constellations still blows my mind! Looks so cool.
*** materializes ***
*_hey Vsauce, Michael here_*
How to do italic?
put "-" around it
-no putting a - makes it strike through-
you put _ around the words you want to italicize.
*_-hollup-_*
Classic Vsauce words: Or is it..? *music starts*
Alpha Eve ikr lmao
But What IS It? And How Many Can We Fit Into The earths Sun? To Find This We Need To Start With Toilet Seats.
You know shit's about to get real when you hear that music
· Polarize · I
· Polarize · or can you?
I love everything about Vsauce I love the way Michael teaches as you as if your his student while being fun and enjoyable at the same time,
I love how there isn’t drama inside the channel
There is no swearing no impropriate nature
Michael and Vsauce all together are the perfect embodiment of curiosity and intelligence inside humankind
And as always thanks for reading
this man has very profoundly shaped the way i perceive reality, I'm just sitting there for hours watching a man question if chairs really do exist but it's soo rich in brain candy
@@hoodio fr I love this man hats off
Or his he?
I love Vsauce because I either come out intrigued "Oh..." or with an existential crisis "OH!"
me: *moves an inch*
my dog thinking its playtime: 0:01
Captain Dantee'th legit do accurate
you mean p l a y t i m e
Captain Dantee'th I don’t get it
Can I get 1000 Subs? don’t worry you’re not dumb (🙄jeez cmon dude) anyway, he/she’s saying that their dog thinks the owner wants to play when they make the smallest movements so it’s funny because the dog ‘appears’ out of nowhere
Only In One Scenario.
10:57 on my way to work.
On my way to steal yo girl ahah
+Ian Ciborowski Chav.
Ok that was funny XD
Lol yes
lol
Me: burger
Vsause: A sandwich that is shaped like a circle with a circle of meat in it
imagine if galaxies were actually giant crosses but only look like giant spirals because of the rolling shutter effect
m i l k y w a y g a l a x y d i s k
Instagram people: #nofilter
Their background:
Underated
Underated
an actual original comment wow honestly haven't seen one of those in years
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg
Their background is this: 10:57
Me: *sees video was uploaded in 2014*
Me: “oh that’s not that long ag-
*6 YEARS AGO*
same
Yep
It’s not that old relative to earth’s time :p
@@Gabrielcezar94 true
Lol
I know I'm late to the party, but this is the best channel on youtube by far
Me too, just seen it!
dont feel bad about it, this channel is still getting my attention
I love Michael and vsauce so much, I learn answers to questions I never even had and start to grow out and explore new questions and new ideas
"distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you"
distorted michael:...............or can I
°-°
Or is it?
Haha
or can't i?
Normal Micheal: weeell... technically.. YAH.
This went from
"Cameras mess up stuff"
To
"Nothing we see is real"
100th like
And returned to, dont be sad, everything you see is in a sense, real, everything is relative.
But yeah i know vsauce topics often go all over the place
I am the like 300 ♡
welcome to Vsauce
and talking about the size o fthe universe in the middle
I would like a video of Michael just messing around with distortion effects for an hour.
I recommend a distortion specialist named Jimi Hendrix.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he never fails to confuse us!
me: *perpetually has nightmares about a stretchy VSauce monster*
i got 39 likes but that doesn’t change the fact that i was completely serious
What about 54?
KITRS916 SMASH 5 also 63 likes.
I think you mean to say that you'll have wet dreams about a stretchy VSauce monster
100 likes must change your mind
so how tall are you?
my feet are 6 light nanoseconds away from me
_hold up_
_hold up_
_hold up_
up hold
pu dloh
Michael: it’s certainly not realistic… or is it?
*proceeds to phase out of reality*
I was expecting that this video would be 2.5 million years long so that the entire light journey towards it could be shown
10:58 longbodied vsauce, a nearly extinct creature
Underrated comment
11:04
the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.
Loup Productions underrated comment
L🤣L
lol this made my day
10:55 the ghosts in Luigi’s mansion getting vacuumed
11:04
the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.
That's Genjutsu
Luigi: "And I started as a plumber."
Fuck you, now I wanna bust open my GameCube and play it even though there are other things I'd rather do.
it’s amazing how these video cam be watched any time and still be extremely good.
Me laughing so hard while Michael says “or is it?” While being distorted(0:27)😂
Distorted Michael should be a meme!
I saw a couple distorted Micheal memes (not in the part of the video that you mentioned, but in later parts of the video) but they weren’t really as popular as others he is in. They weren’t too great either, or at least the ones I saw.
Or were they?
Old Cameras are funny, in my grand fathers school photo he was stood at one end, and ran to the other side before the picture was fully taken and shows up on both sides of the class.
maybe he just teleported
Hermann493 confirmed
You can accomplish that with any camera today in manual mode and a timed run
yeah, it's patched now :(
Put the link in the replies.
Woman: I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.
Dude: 0:27
Omfg underrated as hell...
Good
hahha underrated
The dude literally asked that
i’m dying
Now I wanna see Michael mess around with the rolling shutter effect.
i love this channel
keep up the good work, michael!
Just imagine seeing the Andromeda Galaxy in our night sky. Beautiful.
also michael please come back
I've actually searched for it myself, using apps and small telescopes, it's very faint.
@@XrisD147 You can it see it with the naked eye though
We need Michael back and Sam O’Nella to post more
@@tovarishchblyad3616 agreed
He back. The prophecy has returned.
10:39
Me with my sleep paralysis demon
Oh please everyone and their mom claims to have that shit these days because it got super popular and talked about online. I bet you have never even been to a sleep doctor and been diagnosed.
Sleep demon. Please. This isn't the medieval ages anymore.
@@AG.Floats just calm down or distorted Michael will haunt your dreams
@Kibate there was one time i talked in my sleep and woke up screaming NO and nearly fell off my bed. It was about my dad turning into a red dragon and i kept saying "NO DADDY, DONT TURN INTO A DRAGON, NOOOOO"
O and there was this one time i realized i was in a dream, it was at my old school in wetwang and they had some sorta sale there and i got some stuff, i ate some food. But since i didnt have money i asked dad if he could go get some for me and he did. Then i couldnt move and a red sign popped up infront of me saying "wake up" and then i tried waking up but i failed and then i woke up
O and for some reason a dream made me scared of tv's, so i was dreaming that i was flying inside of what looked like a TV, and while i was looking down there were loads of people in old clothes down there screaming in pain and everything was coloured red then i woke up, and one time i had a dream when my mom got hit by a truck and i cried
@@AG.Floats Can you even take a joke?
Cant believe this video is 9 years old. Good quality as always man.
These videos make me sad, adventurous, happy, and interested at the same time.
What if Michael actually looks like 0:16 but his other pictures are distorted to look normal?
🤔🤔🤔🤔
is vision relative? nice question.
@@WlLDSAKE :) which half will you keep? the half with all the universes in it or the other half with all the universes in it? :)
what do you mean "if"?
WlLDSAKE
but first, what is the sun? is the sun even real?
What if everyone is like that??
10:39 me going to the fridge at night
ok.
I like to circle around my fridge too
Among us player detected lol
Janie indeed
so cursed
Usually i get butterflies in my stomach when i hear distortion
i actually cry when i see this video and realise how tiny we are and how vast space is.
10:54: me finishing the presentation for the class I know I failed
I second this
Yes i also start to be distorted and spin around
@@boppenhagen9062 lol
*thanks for watching*
God dammit eyes, why can't you let me see the cool space things
yeah, like wtf bro
@@user-wf5pf8sd4o ναι
You would be blind from how bright everything on earth was :/
Yep because of exposure
420th like
Years after, I still find your videos delightful. You made a huge difference in our cyberculture Michael. Love.
we need more of these vids micheal
It's kind of a shame that everything in space appears so dim. If we could see it all at night, it would probably be mind blowing.
imagine looking up the sky and seeing all the nebula's and Andromeda
Lets petition Elon Musk to invent a space cleaner that removes the black stuff covering the cool things!
It's still mind blowing to look at the sky far away from big cities. Especially, in my experience, closer to the equator.
I'd love to see Australian sky one day too.
TheRadiantDehd but would it? We’d be so used to it
Well it would be more like celebrating diwali every night........ but whatever it would be simply amazing
1:13
Imagine the sheer horror experienced by this kid after looking at the photo 😂
I don't have to imagine anything. :D
@@erikhendrych190 Really? This was you?
@@unknownalien3837 Haha no but I was horrified :D
*Its not an illusion*
Vsauce you are an amazing channel and i have learned a lot from this chamnel even though im in 5th grade i still understand a lot of it because of how you explain it. Also the rolling shudder efect your editor used reminded me of a star getting spagettified by a black hole.
I never will get bored of your vids
6:26 if you put it at 0.25 speed you can see a beach in-between London and Sydney
6:29 *
I think it might be the closest landmass to the half way point between London and Sydney, maybe not tho
That is the sky you uncultured swine
dude you should check your eyes, thats not a beach mate
6:30 why did his voiced changed
Ok, no joke, that rolling shutter effect as you walk around the Editor is freaking amazing
Michael teaches us like we're his friends. That's the best kind of teacher!
Something that is cool still to this day is that some of the stars in the sky aren't there because it takes so long for the light to reach us that were seeing what the looked like many years ago
i think i learned more from vsauce than i did from from high school
+Ross Sauce 30% of my acknowledges are from school :(
+Shisoka • are from school ? Are you sure you even have knowledge
+Ross Sauce i totally agree with you
+Ross Sauce my school plays his videos all the time in class.
MattTheMonkey lucky you v_v
0:00 Oh yeah distortions...
5:00 What was the video about?
The video is about where distortion a exist in the real world.
tonstad39 u ruined it
***** ha...ha...ha
Today I learned from Michael that Andromeda appears much bigger than the moon in the night sky except is much too dim to be visible.
And that breaks my heart. Oh the sights we would see.
And it's understandable. Most of the stars in the night sky are not that far away. In fact, they are in our galaxy. And speaking of our galaxy, if Andromeda was visible then the Milky Way would be blindingly bright. And you can only see Milky Way far from civilization where light pollution brightens the air in the atmosphere and thus obscures the stars.
I wonder how the rolling shutter effect will affect our view of Andromeda as it gets closer to us.
Also, nice to see another Celestia user! I've used it for years myself, it's awesome!
Technically this means everyone and everything you see, is from the past. Wow.
You know that there's already a Vsauce video on that topic, right?
Woodeso's Guitar Mods well its no joke that regardless of how we see it, we are time travellers both to the past and future. even looking at my hand up close to my face i am going 1 light nanosecond into the past
Woodeso's Guitar Mods If you take it one step further, nothing you know is real. What you see isn't what's actually in the universe, but simply the light coming from it, what you hear isn't sound at all, and your sense of touch can easily be fooled by simply turning your tongue upside down. The brain is so hilariously limited that we dont even have a way of beginning to think about what the universe really is, or what we're truly experiencing. It puts life in perspective.
Dustin James Physics-1
Brain-0
Woodeso's Guitar Mods So, we technically don't live in the present ... double wow O_o
Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital”
Michael: “Or am I”
Doctor: “You are, good sir."
Or am i
everywhere i go, i see him
69th like... *nice*
also, jellal, hi again, for the 4th time...
Ah yes, the guy who rarely makes a funny comment
*CATCH ME IF U CAN*
0:29
NO SIR-
Ile Vache Marine (A British Indian Ocean Territory) is the image right in the middle of our light speed journey from London to Sydney at 6:29
The Joker is the most chaotic character ever!!
Michael: *spirals away *
Still our favorite CZcamsr!!!
aw gee, thanks!
Still my favourite fact giver! (AllHomo :)
i have learned more from you 2 then any of my teachers at school
You too should open a youtube school.
two*
Come for the science, stay for the existential crisis
If I see my feet where they were, and I walk, does that mean my feet are time traveling
nononono. thats kurtzgesagt's job
Crisis? What crisis?
Supertramp.
Just loving hearing "Vsauce michael here"
Always in for a great video when that's the first thing said
HOW DID YOU GO BEHIND HIM AND EVERYTHING WITH THE DISTORTION ON YOU AND NOT ON THE WALL OR ANYTHING????
MAGIC
one day a year, we should turn off all our lights and stare at the sky :)
every year all countries that want to participate should do this, turn the lights off for 5 minutes
more like a day :D
We have something called earth hour.
is that where all the lights go out? oh yeah! totaly forgot :P
and fuck up power plants
Wait, so andromeda could be gone and we wouldn't know
Screen changer Correct! Sunlight from our sun takes 8 minutes to get to us, so in theory, if the sun exploded or something, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes after it happened!
Holy cow I have 14 likes
The Earth would probably be destroyed by the Sun before the disappearance of Andromeda would be visible from the place we were in.
Yes unless we waited many thousands of years
Millions*
“Or is it”
VSaucs Michael- 2011-2020
The ending was phenomenal, especially with this trippy music.
10:32 I laughed for like 10 minutes at the noodle legs
That is how my legs look like
best username for this comment
best username for this comment
11:04
the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.
neutronen stern did you have a stroke?
Give that editor a raise.
Indeed, that shit was awesome lol
Give that man a Cookie
Thats up to you based on how many ads you click
Actually I think It's Micheal self doing the effects
You're stupid...he credits his editor at the end, way to not watch the whole video.
5:52
I always feel like I'm learning something super extremely deep when this music starts
Actually if you'll go in the speed of light you'll not feel time at all thus you'll feel like you get anywhere imminently.
10:32 He says it's just an effect, but my heart wants to believe Michael can teleport.
Soccer player: *misses the ball*
Also the soccer player: darn the lag!
Football
Soccer
@@sabeehqureshi9418 handcube
Soccer
9:24 Only Vsauce can adjust an image by less than a pixel.
I remember being in my friends house with my iPad , recording a movie, the camera fell, and then whenever I gently hit the camera, and it wobble.
It's sad how we may never have a chance to explore space to it's full extent; how would mere humans travel to other galaxies, if even light can't do it fast enough? Space is too beautiful not to be experienced by someone. It makes me really sad.
Alcumbierre Drive
Emilia Marsh Its called superpowers
Need to find/create dark energy first
What are you guys on about? Sure, the Alcubierre drive could be a solution, but it's just a theory - and humans don't have superpowers, Sherlock - Dark energy/matter is everywhere in our universe, _everywhere_, we just can't see it.
What I meant was first we need to observe dark matter/energy in such way so as to harness them. Currently, we have not been successful in doing that.
Well now I gotta wait a long time to see you guys
Andromeda Galaxy Hi i’m a shark your a galaxy and we are both on the internet talking to each other and apparently what we are doing is possible somehow.
No matter what you do don't contact Earth.
Please stay away from our Milky Way. We don't want to well...I don't know..... *-DIE?-*
By the time u got here I don't even know if humans will exist
Hi friend.
Its do crazy to think about how far away everything is in space
Dang Vsauce, you're blowing my mind with those nebula and galaxy sizes.
a typical vsauce episode:
The world is not flat
the world is not a sphere either
L E T ' S C U T T HE P L A N E T I N H A L F
that's a lotta damage
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@@ninjabluefyre3815 whoa
that's a lot of damage
to his sanity
@@ninjabluefyre3815 it's really funny
@FT Gamer no, the shape of the earth is micheal
Every time Vsauce asks a rhetorical question it jumps into 7th Guest sounding puzzle music.
+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking
7th Guest.
Wow, that's a blast from the past. 1994
I'd forgotten about that game.
Now I do feel old.
My phone has more grunt than my PC back then.
+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking thats my favourite part
+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking But does he? (7th Guest Music Starts Playing)
+rocknexus *raises eyebrow*
I tried it and the rolling shutter effect workED
6:57 I'm not a huge fan of how this is portrayed, it spreads the misconception that the speed of light is really some sort of traditional speed limit. As you increase your energy you keep going faster, a rocket pumping out fuel will always feel like its accelerate to an observer. As you get closer to lightspeed however, space around you will contract. While some relatively stable observer might see two stars be 1ly apart, if your close to the speed of light from your perspective (assuming you are parallel to the stars) they are closer together. You're not traveling faster than light, your going some percent of it but now there's basically less distance to travel. Now lightspeed is consistent across all observers, yes, so your perspective of a 5 minute journey over what used to be 1ly would be seen as over a year long trip to an observer on Earth.
That's why he said relativistic effects aside
@@hamzerpanzer near that level relaitivistic effects are all there is, the notion that traveling anywhere near this close wouldn't get you there extremely fast is just wrong
"Free month trial"
Me: 0:01
"Enter your credit card number"
Me: 10:56
Underrated
Underrated
Relatable
I hate when people say underrated lmao. The people who found it funny liked the comment, so it is accurately rated.
Ghost KMN underrated
0:00 loading Micheal.exe
Edit: Wow, 1 year, this was long ago
MichaelCameraView.batch has stop responding. Ignore or Reload.
Michael's brain: Ignore. 0:00
I remember watching this years ago. Still holds up. Or does it?
my god these videos are just too good
I managed to pause it in the speed travel bit.
...I feel so achieved.
PIRATE BOOTY same
GrezCom Only 3 images. Sydney, Indian Ocean and London
Or just pause it a few second before and use , and . to scroll parts of seconds? :)
6:29
Same
Me: Looks under bed
The spider under my bed: 0:01
Me: Yay! Spider!q Come here, buddy!
The spiders behind by bed: 0:28
So the rolling shutter effect is the same effect from Muse's music video for Unintended. So cool!
You showing the helix nebula in the sky if we had long exposure eyes is insane looking, that makes me wonder what we could really see if our eyes had even 10% more range or light sensitivity