"A SONG ABOUT BIRDS"
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- čas přidán 9. 01. 2017
- This song is a tribute to the glorious creatures of the bird kingdom.
Written and Performed by Christiaan Van Vuuren (@ChristiaanVanV)
Recorded and Mixed by Damien Enemark at Song Zu.
LYRICS BELOW:
The woodpecker bird, likes pecking wood,
The Bluebird’s a bird, that sings pretty good.
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay.
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin-juice all day.
A crow is a bird with a really cool squawk,
A cockatoo’s a bird with a sick Mohawk,
The chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs,
But Ibis’s, are bin-juice drinking dregs!
A goose is a bird that’s chilled like a duck.
An ibis is a bird that’s a picnic-wrecking fuck!
Doves are birds that represent purity.
Ibis’s wreck picnics and disrupt the community.
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life,
BUT IBIS’S LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY’RE DEAD INSIDE!
A Swan is a bird that’s graceful and that.
And Ibis’s aren’t birds, they’re feathered bin-rats.
It's the ibis (ibis) bin-juice drinking gronk.
Yeah the ibis (ibis) they’re beaks are gross and long.
It's the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk.
It’s the ibis (ibis) they’re the worst bird.
The condor is an awesome bird of prey,
A hawk’s a bird that’s a cool bird ay.
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts,
But ibis's are bin-juice drinking cunts.
The albatross bird lives to 60, maybe older.
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate’s shoulder,
Parrots say cool shit like "polly wanna cracker".
But Ibis’s just fucken come up and harass ya.
A lorikeet is a bird, with a colourful jacket.
Ibis’s can fuck off back to their home planet!
A seagull’s a bird that scabs hot chips,
And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this -
It's the ibis (ibis) picnic wrecking irrits.
It’s the ibis (ibis) I hope they don’t come near us.
It's the ibis (ibis) Bin juice drinking jerks.
It’s the ibis (ibis) they’re the fucken shittest birds.
The ibis is a picnic wrecking, burden on humanity.
A dumpster diving, bin-chicken, disrupting the community,
Annoying the general public, at every opportunity.
Disgrace to feathered creatures, bringing shame on the bird family!
If there are any Ibis’s watching this, firstly - there’s no bin-juice here, so you can fuck off.
Secondly, get a job and fucken do something with your life. Sort it out, you’re on the road to nowhere…
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit. I dunno. I’m not your Dad, I can’t tell you how to live your life, Just… Do something, and stop wrecking everyone’s picnics. Fuck.
It's the ibis (ibis) bin-juice drinking cunt!
It’s the ibis (ibis) that’s ruining your lunch!
It's the ibis (ibis) picnic-wrecking jerk!
It’s the ibis (ibis) what a cunt of a bird.
….. If I was an Ibis I’d go kill myself…. - Zábava
The Ukulele chords for this song are C, G, Am, F... I feel safe posting the chords here, because ibii don't have the dexterity to play the ukulele... I mean why would they even bother learning something that's not;
a) how to drink bin juice
b) how to wreck more picnics, or
c) or how to bring further shame upon the bird kingdom.
Cheers, I shall use this information to shame the ibis (if they have any at all)
Van Vuuren Bros do you know the strumming pattern for this song?
Counting to four a beat every half a beat. Think of it as: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and. Play every AND.
Van Vuuren Bros thank you! My Aussie mates find this hilarious!
Van Vuuren Bros This song is soo true THERE IDIOTS
Please stand for the Australian national anthem
I think you may be confused, the Australian National Anthem is Down Under by Men at Work. But I understand where the confusion comes from, this is also a timeless classic.
*Stands up*
Stands up to
Pls do
Fuck the ibis!
Top 10 singers that Eminems afraid to diss
Any name you Want I hope so!
@@VanVuurenBros you still check the comments on this video?
@@averageavocado2112 nope I don't think he does
Pro tip, leave Em alone. If you dont, well be playing this song at your funeral
@@staticmachine1 it's a joke?
The best thing about this song is the absolute certainty, even as a first-time viewer, which word he's going to rhyme "hunt" with.
🇦🇺
5 years later and this song is still in my head. It's been bouncing in my head ALL. DAY. 💀
I'm graceful and that
I’m a sparrow that is pretty cool ay
I’m a sugondese
@@tomarto5262 i am the fucking bin rat
Me too
omg i dead XD
I forgot what this video was called so I searched “song about bin chicken”
Same here, but I searched "fuck ibis". The algorithm gets it too I guess!
I just searched "Shittest birds" and it popped right up
@@Ojon1z same
Bin juice bird song is also a winner!
I searched trash bird song
i like how most of the bird pictures in this video look professional like a professional photographer took them but the ibis look like they were taken on a phone
Who'd take a professional photo of a bin?
My Aussie friend sent this to me and now I am just a little closer to understanding the spirit of Australia
Same
Good job mate🇦🇺
Funny story: back when I was in primary school, my friends and I were chilling on the playground and then an ibis flew in. As soon as they landed, every miner bird in the area (swoopy buggers) started swooping the ibis until they left.
What was the lesson here?
That even other birds hate ibises
Ibises seem to be that shitty.
Poor ibises. It’s like the ugly duckling
@@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 The "ugly duckling" doesn't scare off parrots, knock over bins and ruin picnics
Just a Person no what I’m saying is the other bird species are being mean to the ibises
Myna birds will swoop at any competition or predator in the area. They even divebomb my dogs, or even gave gang wars. I've even seen them pick on a crow. No surprise they'd be swooping at an ibis.
"A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck"
Lemme tell you something here buddy, Ibis birds may be walking trash heaps, *but a goose is the antithesis of chill.*
geese are evil, if any bird is a member of ISIS it's geese
@@censorduck To quote an old family friend of mine: "Geese make great guard animals, they will try to guard your house from everything, *including you."*
We had a lockout at school because a goose bit a kid and they were all around the exits
Geese have always been chill with me, even right after attacking someone else moments before, so I have no clue what you're on about haha
*UNTITLED GOOSE GAME INTESIFIES*
I love how the thumbnail for this video and the title both look so innocent, like, I was expecting some innocent, cute kids song about birds, but I got... This
And it's the best thing I've ever watched
@@the.aardvark A full-length diss track on the worst bird to exist? Yeah, seems reasonable.
How the mighty fall.
Ancient Egyptians worshipped these birds
Actually, they worshipped the african sacred ibis, a different species from the australian white ibis even though related
"A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck"
Clearly this man has never encountered a goose before.
Nor tried to pet a fluffy duckling when it's mum is around.
From my experience, Canadian Geese are not too dissimilar to these ibis
Zeldo
Zeldo died for our sins
Geese are better than ducks honestly
This song found its way into schools across Australia
Jordan H it did it did xD
Same
@Stanley Bona mong
@Stanley Bona stop getting buthurt
@Stanley Bona and also I'm in year seven and I have better English than you . Unless you live in Sydney there's no getting around that
I love that this person held such a burning hatred for the ibis that they had to write a song about it that is both incredibly passive aggressive and flat out aggressive at the same time. 10/10
I learned more about ornithology from this song than 15 years of schooling... I didn't know how much I needed this.
i came for a song about australian birds.
And what i got was borderline disstrack hit piece on the ibis.
So, uknow.
I'm satisfied.
Well done.
“Borderline”
I’m having a bad day too
²
@@HakunaMatata150 at least you're not a f*cken ibis
Nothing borderline about it, mate...
The Ibis is finished after that; might as well chuck it in the bin for the other bin chickens to feast on... And, somehow, you just know the little shit-stains probably would, too...
Something tells me he doesn't like the ibis.
Jacen Solo I know it’s pretty hidden throughout the song
Just a hunch
what makes you say that?
Jacen Solo dunno man i don’t see it
I dunno, why do you say that?
I once heard this song on the radio, and it wasn't censored. It was a great day.
The Australian version of Untitled Goose Game.
*drumroll*
UNTITLED IBIS GAME.
No, stop
Yes.
INVEST
@@theholonet522 *NEVER!*
It's funny since Untitled Goose Game is Australian 😂
I hope you can fly in that game
I’m australian and I was at the park yesterday and it STOLE MY SANDWICH!!!
Hannah Green one ate my lil brothers birthday cake.
Hannah Green once I went on an excursion and the teacher even underlined on the permission to *bring ibis proof containers for food* that’s how much the teachers hate them.
press f to pay respects
Hannah Green Bin Juice Bastards!!!
I'm not gonna lie, but when i first saw your icon, i thought it was an Ibis rocking a mad mullet XD
....Your right arm is the neck, the camera is the face and eyes, your left arm is the beak and your hair is the mullet :P
I’m an Aussie...
I can confirm that ibises are from a different planet.
Can't say I've ever come across them really, born and raised in Melbourne so....
Whoop Dee-Doo I freaking hate them
DarkWandererAU so am I but they’re everywhere...don’t know how you’ve never noticed them
@@znightowlz6585 Maybe when I was a kid, but just can't recall. Black Swans have always been my public enemy #1
DarkWandererAU that's not the question at hand...the question is not "do you hate them?" it's "how haven't you noticed them?"
I love how the song slowly devolves into just a diss hate song for ibises LMAO
The irony is that if you understand Aussies - this is a song of deep love and respect for the Ibis. An ode de Bin Chicken.
No no, you either hate those things or don't give a fuck about em
yeah, nah.
for real this dude is actually serious.
an ibis is a shitcunt bird that stinks like rotten bins and steals your lunch.
*Petition to make this the Australian National Anthem*
Frosty i support that idea even if im American
I'm not even Aussie, I'll support it tho
I’m all in
*signed*
The kids would get canser because they don’t have the capacity to appreciate this
As much as I like to think of this as I joke I remember the time an ibis came, stole my meat pie and then flew off, still haunts me to this day
heyitsmilla your lucky you are still alive
That bastard!
You haven’t met a swan guys. They attack you even if you haven’t stepped near you territory.
heyitsmilla same happened to me I was 4 and and ibis legit jumped up and snatched a fucking chip from my hand
you haven't met an ibis, an ibis would come hunting for you. and unlike swans, ibis dont have any fucking special territory, they fucking go wherever they can terrorize humans
Why is this song isn't on spotify ?! It's so dang good !!👌❤
Sometimes, when life is being a bit of an ibis... I come back and watch this video and remember what I was doing and who I was with when I first heard it and I smile
As a fellow Australian, I agree with this.
@@rileythomas7681 What makes you think that?
Potato Man I’m joking😂 I live in Australia
@@rileythomas7681 My apologies then...
Potato Man it’s fine🙂
Me to
What he should have said: "seagulls a bird that'll make you feel sad. But compared to an ibis he's practically a lad". "Ducks like to swim in a lake, ibises are basically gods mistake".
Holy shit thanks for the favorite! :D
im offended
u dont make me feel sad
You know whatever WHO ARE U TO CORRECT THIS GODLY CREATION HUH
IceShinesHD I mean ibises are shit heads
I sent this song to my friend who yells "im a bird"
She said that she must be an Ibis
We in 2023 and this is still iconic!!
Sorry about the closed captions... an ibis wrote them. So they’re wrong. Cause ibis’s are gronks.
fuckin aye
Van Vuuren Bros you're awesome
Ibises are nothing but picnic wrecking fucks.
This is why I have a AR15 ;)
Van Vuuren Bros I get the feeling that you don't like ibis's.
Me: “ *how dare you insult the almighty bin chickens* ”
Also me: *saves song to ‘great songs’ playlist*
@Kawaii Potato301 possibly a hidden playlist. Not all playlists are public
Teenage mutant bin chicken
#relatable
Guys I don’t think he likes ibises
I got this as an ad and it was gracious so i had to find it
Looking up for songs about bird for kids... and this popped up on the top of the list....
I'm not even mad
this is the most aussie song I've ever heard
proud of our country ✌🏼
Amogh J lol same, gotta love Australia
Im from Australia queensland
Amogh J i agree
Look up "Stuffed if I Know" by John Williamson
yis~
I just got shown this video as an advert, and honestly this is the best advertisement I've ever seen.
"Scabbier than seagulls" is a profound accomplishment that takes serious doing, so congratulations, bin chicken, I guess you are the champion of... something.
"BUT IBISES LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE!" -
Favorite line.
That is me
My favourite is ibis can fuck off back to there home planet
Roses are red aussies say gday have you had your inner health plus today
Needed this in my life
Thank you 🙏
Toasty this is now my favourite joke.
Toasty True we do say gday m8 xD
Ahhaha
Fuck those blue basketball looking cunts
This somehow started playing while i was sleeping. It made its way into my dream. I was (for some reason) at a children’s camp on a ship somewhere and we were supposed to listen to a song about birds to help the children learn about them. The camp councilor or whatever started playing this song and it was hilarious.
what
@@piglin469 exactly!!
I forgot about this legendary song, AND that ibises even exist, being from the UK. Luckily found this masterpiece just by googling "ibis song".
I've had to stay in a load of Ibis hotels on business trips and this song pops into my head in full force every time I have to check into those shoddy hotels.
Never met one of those "birds" but I'll be sure to kick one in the fucking beak whenever I visit AUS.
I imagine that scene where you sit at a campfire with some friends and you get out youre guittar, telling that you know a great campire song and start singing this XD
All ibises disliked this video..
All Ibises are povo cunts.
Luckily there only 563 ibises in the world
Cool Cube nah mate they too bust WRECKING MY FUCKING PICNIC
646
Lol
1:17
an ibis wearing a T-shirt that has 'SCAB LORD!' on it just popped into my head now XD thanks for that
quack quack
Thank you for this legendary song!! 🙏☮️🌈🇦🇺🦘🌏🐨🪃
*it was 4am and I remembered this video and literally looked up “the bird everyone hates in Australia” and it came up*
Bumble Bee me too XD
i actually like ibis' though
I looked up "bin chicken song" at this was first
@Rhiannn :3 HOW CAN YOU LIKE IBIS'S?????
I'm Aussie never seen an Ibis in person o.O Magpies are the cunts down here
I love how he rhymes "ay" with stuff you can't get aussier than that
Shireke01 I’m Aussie and I genuinely love ibises
Absolutely! x)
internetdoge you're actually an ibis
Joanna Craddy I mean I am dead inside
Shireke01 Canada?
I love the little details. Such as the eagle text being red white and blue, and other birds have text of the country that has them as their national birds.
Best Ad I’ve seen in forever, thanks for paying for this
THIS IS MY RELIGION
Miss Chey isn’t it just everyone’s religion now?
Miss Chey me too
Miss Chey my religion is not your godamn song
I found a few of them eating food from the floor
I've officially converted to this anti-ibis religion
This song is so Australian it hurts.
You have so.ething against us? Aussies?
HannPlays Games you’re up late mate
HannPlays Games same 🇬🇧
ThatHumanFox are you actually that fucking dumb?
now you know how some americans feel when we see someone beyond normie american status
first listened to this over 5 years ago and it still as good as i first heard it!
“Parrots say cool shit like party want a cracker”
As a fellow Australian I find this 100% accurate
Fucking true!
mhm.
Milk n’ Avocados them motherfucking birds in the dreamworld food court are absolute cunts
Milk n’ Avocados i know right
Milk n’ Avocados I'm Aussie too and I play it on a Bluetooth speaker whenever I have a BBQ
1:47 - 1:52, the most motivational thing I have ever heard. I'M GONNA TURN MY LIFE AROUND
10/10 comment award
omg yes
I just kept playing 1:47 to help movtivate myself
LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYYT JJJJEEENKKKKKINNNNNNSSSSS
There’s quite a few ibises here lol
I literally remembered the phrase "picnic wrecking fuck" out of nowhere and wanted to remember where the heck did I listened to this before...
Aaaaand that's how I ended up here for the first time in some years
People will make a song about anything and I'm so glad for it.
I will hear this song when I fly from Austria to Australia
Geheime Person this is true, it is our 2nd national song
Kynan Embrey it’s meant to be a joke calm down
Geheime Person I thought u wrote Australia to Australia
Jane Fletcher I don’t think you understand Australia
Jane Fletcher guess you don’t get Australian jokes/humour XD
Can this guy be our next prime minister?
This song needs to be on the radio xD
Grace Hardiman that would be great
@@i_dont_like_you3308 I argee
YAS
Yea instead of sco mo
I first heard this song in high school. It's one of my fondest memories of that year.
Just got this as an ad, I like it already.
im American and have never heard of ibis birds but they sound like flying raccoons which is a terrifying thought...
they're waterfowl who, due to habitat loss and urban sprawl have had to start living in cities surviving off rubbish in bins (which their beaks can reach). There's a lot of unwarranted hatred against them, but they're no more annoying than pigeons or seagulls. People are just butthurt because they're also a protected species (though councils for some reason can cull them).
Have you ever eaten around an ibis? They're like seagulls on steroids. Have literally seen food stolen off plates by them.
then eat indoors? It's not that they won't steal your food, it's the bullshit attitude people have to them for it. If you go outside you recognise that you aren't alone, and you live with that. Otherwise go indoors. You have options, they don't.
They have them at Disneyland in Florida. They basically acted like Seagulls in that they were always around the tables with food.
And they're fucking huge too
Should've mentioned something about their distinctive foul odour that makes you feel like death is approaching whenever you have the misfortune to be near one.
this needs to be made available on all streaming platforms
Got this as a ad and I couldn't be happier.
i tried feeding a cute little bird and 3 ibis's came and stole there chips!
Creeper Catgirl lmao ibis’s are scared of humans dumbass
@@ohyeahyeah5050 you must've never been around an ibis, they aren't scared of our assess
It’s ‘their’
Ok people come attack me
ThE 1 BarbariaN nah it’s fine I was going to say it just to be a dick but you beat me to it
dumb ibis
Best thing I've ever heard in my entire life
SAME
This song explains most birds in Australia with on point details especially the ibis
I remeber this i came back i listen to it all day everyday now
As an Ibis, I am offended!... that you didn't invite me to your picnic.
ThirstyKrakenTavern have a picnic with a hobo because they're the only people that eat what you eat
Love your style. Can you please tell your friends in the park opposite my home to stop binging on the scraps the school kids leave behind? Some might consider them to be cleaner-upperers, but when they eat, they poop.
Having said that... Can you also ask all the parrots to stop bombing us with half chewed green pine cones?
mytipsycat I could try but they haven't spoken to me since the flamingo party of '93...
good one. I've never met an ibis that waited for an invitation you greedy fuck
The hummingbird is good for fuck all
The emu is a little too tall
Flamingos are pink and act all gay but the ibis has legs that bend wrong way
ahhah love it
The cassawory is a bird with a rock for a head
The kiwi is a bird that will run ahead
The magpie is a bird that is black and white
The Ibis is a bird that has no light
Tom Harrison plz take me to school
A budgie is a bird that's pretty neat
A cockatiel has a crown and really cute feet
Ringnecks are cool and like to talk but the ibis is a bird I like to balk.
The finch bird is generic as all hell
The kookaburra is a bird that think's everything's swell
Budgies are birds that are reasonably placid
But the ibis looks like a retarded turkey on acid
I saw ibises at the zoo today and I've had this song stuck in my head ever since.
Thank you, Melody for showing this masterpiece to me again
"penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life"
Me: Aww...
*Ibis *shows up**
*me* oh hi
*ibis *steals food and ruins my day**
*me* ok **throws book at ibis**
motato_potato ART/GAMES, don’t throw books... throw bin juice
I feel like im an ibis after watching this
Resons:
1. Im always natching my friends food
2. Im dead inside
3. Im always ruining everything when we go on a pinic
To any ibises watching this, stop wrecking people’s picnics!
Me shouts "read it you might learn something!"
Me (in my mind) wait you can't read...
wait if you throw bin juice far away, they'll go fetch the juice and go away
I am here in 2021, I still love this song. He should be in the top 5 best singers in the world.
2022 baby!!!
It’s been three years since I’ve seen this last. I’m not disappointed.
lol my favourite line is: Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life, BUT IBIS'S LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE!
Harry Dolden same mate
Harry Dolden "If I were an Ibis I would go kill myself"
THERE DEAD INSIDE.
That bit cracks me every time!! :)
Mine is 'I don't know, I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just stop wrecking everyone's picnics FUCK'
As much as I'd like to tell you this is a joke, an ibis actually chased me because I walked too close to it's bin.
I was showed this when i was with some friends at a sport event and we chased a bunch of them that were near us, And we were just screaming at it, one of my favorite memories
Kieran Is A Worm kind of like geese but Ibis is basically everywhere
When I was on a holiday near Sydney, the ibis was just sitting there looking dumb when it stole my sandwich
ibis are our school mascots- not- well we have memes about them
they only steal food that students abandon and thats thEIR FAuLt
In light of the Olympic mascot for 2032 being offered as the ibis I propose this being changed to our anthem for the Olympics
It made me so proud that this song was featured on A Current Affair. Making it to prime time 👍
I came searching for copper,
And I found gold.
Nah, you have found diamond.
xXDark_ _GamerXx with current currency’s, diamonds are worthless against this priceless masterpiece.
At least Ibis’s won’t be ruining picnics and there aren’t any bin juice in bins to suck bin juice out of.
The shame brought by the Ibis was definitely the cause for this pandema.
czcams.com/video/f88UJyCA__M/video.html AND NOW YOU FOUND A SONG
But since you were trying to fix the world's wire shortage, you failed miserably.
@@alastorlapid2365 ahh shit
Lost count of the number of times I have replayed this video
This video plays in my head every single time i see an ibis
A family just trying to have a picnic:
Bin chickens: *I am once again asking for your financial support*
Anti-Ibus propaganda much?
Is the iBus a new Apple public transport product?
Van Vuuren Bros 😂😂😂😂
nice one... apple you have a new product challenge. to invent and release a flock of the new ibus product 😂
The iBus: a revolutionary new transport device powered by bin juice
lol
This is a masterpiece of a song 👏
And your a masterpiece that no one likes
@@bananacarrot8993 go home
@@bananacarrot8993 Rude.
@@bananacarrot8993 no negativity
3 years ago and still holds up
ayyyyyy you made it onto A Current Affair
11/10 hilarious song
I listen to this every day
I live in the country and I still see them
I have a crazy feeling that this guy might not like ibises
Same...
What gave you that insane thought
You don't say
He made an entire song about them, how could you come to the conclusion that he hates them?
Hes not the only one
Ibises have left the chat
My Friends Keep Playing This In Class. The Teacher Is Perfectly Fine With It. He Says It Has A 'Good Rythm' 🤣🤭
This is the best thing on the internet