How to Get Banned From Boat Club
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- At first were were going to use propellers, but then we used spoons instead.
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oh good god ... William is shooting with steel BB's .... QUICK SAFETYBOT DISPENSE THE SA- ... oh no OH NO.
Kevin Miedema I DON’T FEEL SAFE!
RIP safety bot
Kevin Miedema i
Mr osman.. I don't feel so good...
Tom Spagnola o no u bad boy u stole me bad joke
I love how they have a one minute shot of all the realistic boats and then the battlefield boat comes in with banjo music
I laughed way to flipping hard
That was my favorite part 🤣
16:24
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Olivia Mesa leave this at 69
Imagine being a soldier during WW2 and seeing this janky, poorly made boat with a giant gun on the top.
Im thinking paddle steamer with a cannon strapped to it, conscription style
I would jump off the ship and swim in the opposite direction.
Comment was amazing the replies are absolute gold
Meme Productions bruh my thoughts also
That's the Vitse-admiral Popov.
The NASA scientists as they build a rocket...
"We kinda just deal with the problems as they arrive. Let the jank build up a little bit."
by coincidence i was reading this as he said this line lol
Isn't that exactly why we can't recreate certain rocket engines?
@@spacecadet0 plus the designs are missing partially, I think.
@@full-timepog6844 plus a plethora of undocumented on the spot revisions, improvisations and tweaks by specialized craftsmen... if I recall the youtube video correctly. (Lack of topic authority, its youtube not gospel)
Gotta crack some eggs along the way
The fact that he fluctuates from being homeless to living in a trailer makes this channel so much more endearing then the hundreds of youtubers that rent mini mansions and lofts to shoot their vids... that and he’s actually really technically proficient, in an outside the box type of way
I'm pretty sure this was right after his house burnt down lol
That's weird.
that makes sense
@@ChunkyWaterisReal wait what
@@supercharged5-39 his house burned down in the California wildfires a few years ago
Morgan looks like his mom made him hang out with you.
why theres no ads
oof XD
@@senpaihiros3393 because they have the option to add ads and they chose not to
@@88gig probably got demontetized
@@jordknuser6353 they didn't cuss in the video though so how would they get demontetized
Puts cardboard in the water
"the cardboard is getting damp?"
But flexseal
Flex seal didn’t work :(
@@charliegreen1697 ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T APPLY IT WELL ENOUGH. FLEX SEAL IS A PERFECT GLUE DO NOT BLAME IT.
@@charliegreen1697 probably only because they didn't let it dry for the 24 to 48 hours required
Shocked pikachu react
i know im really late but a "good jank" is called a "MacGyver".
thank you for coming to my TED talk
ooh yea
Came here looking for that answer.
I also consider most of the solutions during Apollo 13 “good jank”
"bad jank" is "Mickey Mouse"
I always love how involved the camera operator is, it makes me feel like I’ve befriended a group of crackheads and I’m watching them do stuff
Oh my God that's soo true
Will took drugs, they played with what looks like a gun, and heated spoons inside an RV
That sounds like code...
@@markzuckerberg4353 yeah its code for "theyre doing drugs" lmao
Somebody call Walter White
420 likes lmao
666 Likes lmao
“It’s like when you purposely kill someone to steal their organs.”
-Will Osman 2018
I read this as it played on the video
It pays well, organs are expensive
Dominic Ballermann same dude 🤯
Pshhh, me nooooo I would never do that.
@@danerogers2151 i'll take ur organs
“I threw the knife at my leg and I’m definitely bleeding”
The words of a true genius
*Intelek*
Sailor : "Sir, we have a aircraft carrier incoming!"
Captain : "What does it look like??"
Sailor : "It looks like the game battleship just became a ship"
Captain : ".. *We're screwed*
Just 2 men heating up a spoon with a lighter, nothing to see here
And in an RV
2 men, heating up spoons cause theyre MAKIN A BOAT (AND THEYRE NOT GAY)
Do drugs kids
That sounds like a euphemism.
@@skepticmoderate5790 I'm too lazy to use google so I will take that route that requires 10x more energy, the fuxk is a euphemism
Is there a secret society of engineering youtubers
William Wright
Shhhhhhhhhh.
It's a *secret*!
@Kacper 89 Why are u everywere?
There 's a possibility
Idk didnt find it yet
Yes. Hacksmith, Colin Furze, Michael Reeves, Makers’ Muse, Simone Giertz
At the first half I was like "Omg this thing is gonna demolish everything"
Then comes the actual event and your battleship looks like an agressive Chihuahua.
Harmless but loud. 😂
Is chelsey an actual care taker or someone he forced to be his friend
Caretaker is his wife. He just jokingly calls her caretaker
Arisha Sheikh no shet sherlock
@@trentacion7603 no shit shitlock
His wife lol
Trentacion op asked, and arisha answered. what’s your problem?
I feel like William was uncomfortably proud of this boat
AF Bennett honestly, i was too.
AF Bennett
Yup. Sounds about right.
That's the drugs
I lost a few brain cells when he said ” I threw the knife at my leg”
Lol, I dropped a knife on my head on accident once
@@loph-of-bread whatttt
Sophia Near HOW
@@loph-of-bread What!
And neither knives were brought up ever again
I just love how everyone built battleships and Will just shows up with more or less a riverboat casino with a gun on top
Will: "The Vienna Beef?"
History majors: "You- You mean the Geneva Convention?"
Vienna sausage
"I threw the knife at my leg and I'm definitely bleeding"
i kill my dog he not good
@@carft1234 whats that even supposed to mean my dood
craft 1234 why my dolphin not working
Leo Mayeski it means he killed his dog because it was not being good According to him. What’s hard to understand
@@bubbles7608 oh true I'm just retarded
* How to get banned from the boat club
*And how to enter the engineering club*
Justin Y. GO AWAY!
I'm impressed that you show up on every video
Justin Y. Yea I know he's a good coder programmer and CZcamsr he's cool.
Why are you everywhere?
Justin Y. Yep, I can confirm now that you like the same stuff as us
The music when William's boat comes in fills my heart with joy every time
16:22 Oh my God I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The music switch just kills me. And right as it switches he goes "Doo Doo" like hes firing a laser. And those spoons. Its like a 4 year old with floaties trying to swim but just splashing. Im dead right now.
Heating up spoons, running around with a gun, this is the most gangster William has been so far
you betcha
I laughed
i paused it on the frame with the lighter under the spoon.... not a good look for my parentals
this looks like a it's always sunny in philadelphia episode
"Hey, I'm William Osman, welcome to another episode of William Osman, today we're gonna turn a game battleship into a boat."
Lxender he should pin this
autocaption "hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help live with my friend Morgan is here"
You didn’t have to do that but thanks I guess
Lykos Xiemon That took a lot of time, didn't it?
Also, didn't know William has a black old guy as a friend.
It’s actually “HeyI’mWilliamOsmanWelcometoanitherepisodeofWilliamOsman *gasp for air* todaywe’regoingtoturnagamebattleshipintoaboat.
I love how he always uses drills and zip ties. I understand it so much more, a lot of maker videos require tons of soldering or management of motors or power. I love just the throw it together and make it work mentality 🙏
Drills are surprisingly versatile. Some cooks use em too.
William: *"Can we put subtitles on that?"*
The Kittens: *You dare challenge me!*
If your boat doesn't work, add more gun.
How the battleship was invented
Tf2 engineer
More gun entensafises
And if that don't work add more gun
Sometimes, you just need a little less gun
5:30
"Do drugs kids" *has lighter, spoon and gun on table*
5:17 caretaker is really his caretaker
William osman =50 % child and 50 % nasa engineer
da cake monster lol that one was pretttttty good😁
And 50% genius
Joe Yoksh *wait*
*trying to do math in public*
“Ok so if he is 50% child, and 50% nasa engineer, and 50% genius.... 50+50+50=150%
William Osman alien confirmed?????
da cake monster ehhh from what i can tell he doesnt know much, more like %80 child %20 normal person
That’s why there is spaceX lul
Americans creating a warship for WWll (1943) colorized
More like the African military
U salty
lol America has had War Ships for over 200 years lol
@gunfugeo good grammar
Should've used a 1911 for peak USA
They didn't want it to look to much like a real gun, so they removed all the functionally and replaced it with something that looks exactly the same when viewed from 25yrds... Nice
I like how you can faintly hear Morgan yell "safety third!!" In the background when you start the table saw
N O W T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
Jonny Judge I SHOT THIS BOAT IN HALF!
I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF
PHIL SWIFT HERE!
G U Y S G O T A R T E R Y G O I N G S L A P O N S O M E F L E X T A P E
he literally SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
Before their boat enters:
Real battlefield with miniature fighters, war is in the air
After their boat enters:
Doh, look who’s here, it’s the special kid
@@vlc-cosplayer HaHAAA That's a good one
Killing safety bot was like getting rid of rules to make a small scale navy.
Examples of "good jank":
-open-source software
-free wood pallets
-William's late-90s Ford Taurus
7:08 how dare you question Phil Swift’s products
GASP
They didn't question his products, just whether it was his real name or a fake name "like a pornstar" hahaha
At first I legit thought it was the "thats a lot of damage" guy
@@OliWalsh38 phil swift is the "thats alot of damage guy"
@@OliWalsh38 he is
0:00-0:07
Subtitles for the hearing impaired:
"Huwayahumeryouoauireukvfewayerwaerwa"
Hope this helps.
YouSOBihadsomuchhope!#$@$%
Did someone say jojo siwa
Subtitles for the hearing.
Was looking in the comments for translation, thanks.
@@washburnracing5792 lol
Ah yes, the famous war crime convention, the Vienna Sausage.
"Hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here" - CZcams auto-generated subtitles
rule number one of boat club
*dont talk about boat club*
Don't talk about rule number 1
The Terrarian rule number three don't sink your battleship
The Terrarian rule number four don’t talk about rule 4
Rule number five don’t sink other boats
Rule number six ignore rule 5
"You have no gun safety" Wields blade like a person who hates having 10 fingers
xsuperduperspoonx He doesnt. He has 8 😂
Don’t you mean 8
@@snezhasnolifeokay2521 are you guys actually thinking you only have eight fingers or is a joke flying over my head?
James Smith they aren’t counting thumbs probably
@@Brent-jj6qi sorry if this is a joke then I dont get it but you have 10 fingers just because the thumbs are larger doesn't mean its not a phalange
i've bought used guns at pawn shops before that didn't have a box and you never feel as awkward as you do just carrying around a handgun in a plastic bag like it's a 2 liter of soda or something lmao.
You didn’t study psychiatry, but you’re curing me a depression. I haven’t laugh so much in a long time. Thank you, loco. ❤️❤️❤️
*42 seconds in and I'm already being called a doofus.*
First rule of boat club: don't do meth
Svenja Maschke u must never have seen a methhead in real life... it’s okay, probably better that way
@@HighlyRegardted it’s a joke because they were heating spoons
to bad he looks exactly like jesse pinkman from breaking bad
@@HighlyRegardted r/woooosh
Usually that is a first rule for everything
Imagine you’re on an navy ship during WWII, and suddenly you see a massive glock on top of a ship.
10:33 William: *"You know when you know someone you just sort of bring out something out of the each other. I don't want to say the worst, but . . . yeah, you just sort of become silly and unproductive?"*
Dude, that literally describes me and my best friend everytime we work on anything for school together. We once spent about four or five hours together after school and only the last hour was actually spent on the project we were supposed to be doing :p
I was legit kidding when (like a year ago) I asked if Chelsea was William's carer, but now I'm not sure anymore.
BTW is she licenced with the state?
edit: I know they're married, I was joking
my original comment which William replied to...
czcams.com/video/DBgIyBtX1Co/video.html&lc=UgivtcQUfCzYlngCoAEC
since then he seems to have embraced the caretaker joke.
Even married to him, sometimes I feel like you'd have to be.
ik i used to think she was a carer as well and he was just a very special boy
Daniel Ward wait, they're married?
Pandu Adikara It's weird that he maried his caretaker, taking a page out of H3H3's book.
I mean she was just giving him supplements, zinc and something else from gnc. It's not like she was making sure he took his crazy pills, which he is obviously not on.
He uses enough zipties that he’d fit in well with the 240sx drift community.
lol what a specific diss :'D
SpydersByte haha. No, i didn’t mean it as a diss. I’m in the import car scene, it’s literally just how it is. Zipties look cheap, but that’s because they are and they’re great temporary fixes.
@@captainsancho1237 temporary? didn't you mean permanent
@@sixunity1171 lmao. Yeah maybe for some.
Brooooo couldn't be more correct
The intro feels like he didn't tell Morgan the plan and he tried to say it so fast that he couldn't deny it
16:22
When the model ships were having their battle, and then the paddle wheel Battleship “boat” came in, I nearly died from choking on water.
"Let the jank build up and deal with it when you get to it."
Boy...that's my actual life motto and I had no idea until just now.
16:24
When the boat just came in and that music started to play I laughed so much right there XD
@Minimum cinnamon saaaaame
Same for me
So fcking good, i was looking at the battle in a semi-serious way and out of nowhere the mentally challenged ship appears from the side
The reaction to the "ship" unveiling is freaking hilarious.
8:20 I'm 3 days into a conversion of a mini-fridge into a large cooler with the fridge as the "power unit". I made ZERO plans, just started with a shelf and am building outwards, measuring each piece as I go "letting the jank build up". It's like a high school shop project done terribly wrong.
Do this but with Micheal Reaves
*The views uprise*
Sure
They have the same cat toast shirt
YESSSSS
Michael would replace the BB gun with that dick cannon he built lets be real
Yes
Haha! Yes! I was in that group of disc golfers at the picnic tables in the video. We were all laughing out butts off watching you guys drive that boat. I cracked up when the paddles all fell off. Good stuff. I can’t believe I ran across this randomly in my feed.
16:24
That moment when you drive a steam boat into the middle of a war zone.
Obviously we didn't see all of the interaction with the hobbyists, but what we did see was pretty laid back. And William did post a thank-you at the end, so that implies some level of courtesy on both sides. Kind of a nifty little thing, RC ship warfare.
Apparently you should put screws on it.
Didn't expect to see you here!
Screw that.
Using zip tie is waaay easier
It's a reference to the dude constantly saying they should use screws at 14:16.
*flex tape
fist he become homeless and then he becomes a criminal, we watching the downfall of man, so sad.
You're like 5 why did you say "fist" instead of first
@@spicyleaves8876 really? Oh jeez I didn't know! Thank you for your enlightened addition. I honestly, truly thought he was a homeless drug addict, but your comment has made me look at this man in a new way.
Señor Everything hey sorry no need to be salty
@@spicyleaves8876 I was just joking, dude. I wasn't actually upset lol, it was funny. Why'd you delete your first comment?
This reminds me of a boat me and my buddy made for a 7th grade Science project without the gun lol instead of flex seal we used melted wax the teacher loved it so much that I gave it to them to use each year to show the kids what's expected from them.
2:39 i must say i was confused at first but that is absolutely genius, putting on the front facing camera on facetime so that the camera filming could see the screen. GENIUS
You know, watching those modeled boats with their detailed engineering and precision design was nice. But it was inspiring to see the spoony box held together with zip ties and attitude. I feel you, spoony box. I feel you.
If a stranger offers you drugs...
Take them drugs are expensive.
Jinx
Add a comma next to them please
No, DO NOT TAKE THE DRUGS!! Not without their wallet and phone!! Kill them, take the drugs, wallet, and phone, im sure there's a few more drug dealers in their phone contacts... Very likely hookers too
"Take them drugs"
@@marisbaier6686 *Take everything*
I found your channel last night and you’re already my favorite youtuber
10:45 : I cut my leg with a knife
Me : WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULFLD TOU DO THAT YOU KNOW ITS A KNOFE
Vienna Sausage, Article 241:
Acknowledging the capability of Chlorine Gas to cause unnecessary harm, the nations of the world place it under weapons known as "Inhumane". Furthermore, methane gas excreted from human beings themselves is also placed under this article.
The subtitles say “Hey I’m Willie my husband walk another episode on-state we’re gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here.”
8:29 morgan looks like he should be on the flexseal bottles
"always keep your gun pointed at the camera man"
Alec Baldwin has been taking your advice a bit too seriously
I don't know about airguns but gun safety top 4.
1. Always assume it's loaded.
2. Don't point it at anything you don't want to shoot.
3. Keep finger off trigger until ready to shoot.
4. Be sure of your target and what's behind it.
>actually useful information
>bury it so no one ever sees it
yeah, you can definitely tell they live in california.
Number two. Always keep pointed in a safe direction!
Chet McGovern So what you're saying is to make sure it's pointed directly towards my frontal lobe?
Bingo, this guy gets it.
The Automatic Creeper yeah, in a Darwin kind of way.
16:23 Theres a serious battle going on and this dingus ship shows up 😁
Right I laughed so hard when it slowly came into the camera frame
My Florida instincts go of whenever i see someone in fresh water. Then i remember not everyone has gators in their back yard
Morgan reacting to William reminds how my teacher reacts to me
16:23 when your mom says to take your little brother or else you’re not going
Same 😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Funny thing about carrying around the handgun was it reminded me of a time I bought a garden machete, like a legit blade, but they gave me no sheath, no bag, not even a receipt. Then I was unsure whether it would look better or worse to try conceal it on my person on the walk back to the car.
i dont even
What did you do then?
I just kept it kinda like, along the inside of my arm to my side and hurried to the car, kinda dangerous in hindsight conscidering had I tripped it'd go straight between my ribs. It was a gift for my dads birthday though and he was so happy with it he cut the cake with it!
by the ... blade?
Yes, by the blade, like you were handing it to someone handle first (as you should).
I feel like a good idea would be like for one whole year like redoing a lot of videos like this and make them work really good
When a new player is surrounded by professionals online
this video is just like watching my middle school students try to complete a project
Thor Burntvedt Sounds like a fun middle school.
Haha, ooof
"he has terrible gun safety"
**with finger on trigger, points "gun" directly at the other guy with out thinking about it**
Holy hell! I was dying when the serious battle scene was interrupted by The Box Boat and banjo music!!!
Wavedashing in Super Smash Bros Melee is an example of good jank.
Would I get banned from gun club if I put a boat on my gun?
Professor Doctor find an FS2000, have boat gun
No just from the gun club.
Would I get banned from fight club if I put a fight on my boat gun?
William is living in 3018 while we're stuck in 2018
Bishop Anderson he's playing chess and we are playing checkers
Diego Beiriz *Battleship
More like he's living in 1018
He's laser cutting our future, one battleship at a time.
Yeah 3018BC
This guy took the word ‘gunboat’ to a whole new level
A different word for jenked together is Cobbled together. We use that term in the UK when we jenk. Also meaning the same is, bodged together. Love the channel.
I like that you were so terrified of the BB gun but just force knives violently through zip ties towards yourself, A+ Priorities
Hunter Adcock Darwinism will take this winner.
I love how this is less "how to get banned" and more
"Is this allowed?"
points at boat *"Is that allowed?"*
Dreamcast
cause irl you can't just ban everyone like the internet theres too many lawsuit variables
Am watching this right as you hit 2mil subs !!! Congrats!!
Never before have I heard the Geneva Conventions referred to as Vienna Sausages. Well done sir, 10/10
*Ugandan Navy deploys makeshift battleships to aid in war effort, 1940 (colorised)*
It was clearly useless but y'know, it's the effort that matters. Even till this day we're not sure whose side they were on
16:25 😂😂 hahaha when that little ugly boat comes out had me wheezing
Kacper 89 yes you are
Matt is that one kid in class that waits till the deadline of an assignment as well as doing as close to acceptable as possible.
william: nooo guns are scaryyy :(
also william: 3:55