2015 Russian Mountain Ration 24hr MRE Review Special Forces Army Food Spetsnaz Brain Pate & Goulash
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- This is a Russian Special Forces 24 Hour Mountain Ration - very rare & hard to acquire - check out this amazing Military Ration and see for yourself! Hope you all enjoy the review - I can truly say this was one of the best Military Rations I've ever had!
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Hey folks, thanks so much for checking out this video and I hope you enjoyed it even half as much as I did eating/filming it. First off, the Pate' translated as "Pork Brain" on both pack's ingredients list on the back of the packs - my only regret was not showing that through my translator. My apologies for not being as thorough as I should have been. Second, there were 3 packs of "Cereal" and I found out after the shoot all 3 packs were different - one has dried meat, another is simply a porridge, and the other was the one we saw - the rice & fruit muesli. I will be doing a short follow-up video of the other 2 packs and will be testing the stove out with the water I will be heating for the two dried cereal mixes. Again, my apologies for not catching this in the video - and next time I will be more attentive to this sorta thing with packs that look almost 100% identical. Third, I ate this over the course of the day, and it was very filling/satisfying - and as with all my reviews where the food is still fresh/edible, I finish the meal after the shoot. Or I at least make a solid effort! Thanks so much for checking this one out - now sit back, relax, and enjoy! -ST Update I just had a very cool Russian fellow translate the pack for me - I stand corrected on "Pork Brains" it was actually: Beef, beef brains, pork fat, onion, starch, salt, water, black pepper, allspice, nutmeg, cinnamon, clove, Sodium nitrate Translator programs just aren't exactly perfected.. yet! -Thanks for reading!
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™ - Zábava
"Chocolate bar...hasn't oxidized or blumed yet...that's always nice...not that it makes much of a difference...you can still eat some pretty old chocolate...trust me." Oh I trust you Steve. I don't think any of your subscribers doubt your level of expertise on the edibility of ancient chocolate.
judeseamus lol
😂
🤣🤣🤣
I lold :D
one day he will eat roman army ration
I bet you that 99.9% of people are binge watching all of his videos at 1 am on a school night
How do you know
sam Chakravorty nope 12:59and 59 seconds
sam Chakravorty DUDE HOW TF DID YOU KNOW????? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 NO JOKE MAN I can't sleep
its 11:50pm now here in Philippines lol
1:50 am in Guatemala
Steve finally visits Pripyat. Enters an abandoned grocery store. Sees an unopened can of food. This is still intact. Opens the can begins eating.
“You know even though this can was to expire back in circa 1989 and was exposed to radiation it still hasn’t lost its flavor. I’m tasting small notes of cesium 125.”
The packaging on the MRE looks like it came from that era. So that’s why I came up with the Pripyat reference.
Steve have you ever come across any Soviet 1980s MREs?
Just wondered if they exist and what exactly were they? I have seen the reproduction WW 2 era Soviet stuff with the pea soup block etc. I’m just curious what if anything existed during the Brezhnev era?
Do you taste metal?
Rated 3.6, Not great, not terrible.
Noice, lets get this onto a tray
Opens can with can opener. "Nice hiss."
One of the biggest reasons I enjoy Steve's videos is in order to be a proper taste test reviewer you can't have any dislikes when It comes to food. Ive never heard or seen Steve say "I dont like this particular food so I'm not going to try it". Nope, if its edible Steve is going to clear the thing. You keep making videos and we will continue watching!
Shit ive seen him eat things i didnt think were edible
Shit ive seen him eat things i didnt think were edible
Which to me is a blessing and a curse.
Organs are a straight no go to me so Liver and Brain is absolutely disgusting to me.
But I'm glad that Steve is able to eat it no problem and give a good opinion on it.
@@hunterallen4231 i can understand where your coming from but if you ever get over it liver is soo good whether its breaded and fried or pan fried with onions and gravy its great
@@bambon6184 I love fried livers! Especially with hot sauce, a pickle, and between 2 crackers. It's crazy that back in the day they would feed it to the kids because they didn't waste and they were considered the throw away parts. Now it's like a delicacy in the South
I just watched a grown man eat a Russian mountain ration for 28 minutes
And I don't regret it
Same here and it's 1:12 in the morning lol
Nice!!
Yeah when you finally come to hat realization you question your time spending skills
lol 1:05 where i am
'you coming babe?'
'yeah just gonna watch 17 more hours of Steve get this out on to a tray'
Weekend Warrior Nice
*"nice"*
Wow I actually laughed out loud
Nice... Nkay.
Yeah, buddy!
That pink drink was a fiber supplement lemonade, russian metamucil basically. Compensates for the complete lack of vegetable matter in this MRE. That and the apricot bar keeps your poop good.
(Potatos dont really count as vegetables, its more like bread that you grow in the ground)
“Bread that you grow in the ground” is the best way I’ve seen anyone describe potatoes
That is the most Russian way I’ve seen anyone describe potatoes.
@Romemaster I was going to say the same thing. Really good description. I'll remember it, along with all the other weird stuff taking up space in my head. 😅
potato actually has a pretty high fiber content
@tuanthanhtran6919 probability in the skins, but most people cut off the skin.
The green headed matches are supposed to be waterproof and windproof. The straight waterproof matches will be blue and the regular matches will be red. There's also a different color for the strike anywhere matches. All of the colors vary on different countries though so it could be different from my experience.
Yea its different. Usa waterproof matches are often red with a coating, but ive seen green ones here to but they werent made in America, just imported
I came here looking for your comment, thank you.
Green is for Armour piercing matches
@@gonxalonazi hahahah
Why not just make all matches waterproof and windproof? I'm sure the cost difference would be marginal.
MRE: *has fruit bar*
Steve: it’s beautiful. *sheds man tear* perfectly sweet. Mhhh the undertones of raspberry and strawberry. I can really taste it. Every bit. Perfection. Godly. Sacred. I love it. Perfect.
Nice
"What a dessert item!"
You need to get a man that treats you like a MRE fruit bar.
MRE: gets placed in a tray.
Steve: *N I C E*
"that's decadent"
My girlfriend - "I ran a mile and made breakfast this morning. What about you?"
Me - " I watched a guy eat a MRE for a half an hour."
TamexStrange it's obvious who made the better choice there haha
Johnny Bravo indeed
At least you have a girl friend...
A mile? That was the warmup for another 5 miles or something, not?
Yup. Me too
One of the few channels you can go video surfing through and still find the same legendary quality from years ago. The legend that is Steve.
That cherry drink is a fairly common drink in Post-Soviet countries. I used to buy the cherry and pear one when I lived in Kazakhstan. It's definitely more sugar than fruit but I think the aftertaste is what I enjoyed the most.
What's it called? I wanna buy some.
@@fredfry5100 kisel’
Is it though? I'm 36 and i've never encountered it in the wild. In my youth it was Yupi and Zuko. Nowadays i've never encountered powdered drinks.
@@fredfry5100 Never trust a 10-character chinese username... that shit is like a full paragraph
@@user-od8vx2ei9g I still wanna know the name of the drink.
This guy could do a review of a moldy 1000 year old mesopotamian corn nugget and make me hungry
Jordin Taylor I think he actaully has. And liked it.
LMFAO
totally. hungry atm
Mesopotamian would be 3000-4000 years 1000 maybe byzantine or Serbian
I spent all of last week helping my friend with her first grade class, prepping everyone for Summer vacation. The cafeteria was cleaning out all of the food, so lunch time was quite the "experience"...Pretty sure I encountered a Mesopotamian something or other......
Steve is the kind of guy that will eat all his rations before deployment
I would too..... They're fucking delicious.
lol
Connor Vaughn some of them.
Lol
Lol
Dinner parties at his house must be fun. Everyone gets an MRE from a different country lol
You sit down with your buddies and draw the brain pate ration
@@wally9935 "Dont want the brain pate ration? Here's a 1987 Veggie Omelet MRE for ya."
I'd go to Steve's for dinner in a heartbeat, that would be so cool
He looks across the table at you as you open a pack of crackers and says, "nice hiss" looking into your eyes.
@@spleenforsoul I dunno. Having the, basically, MRE counterpart of Bob Ross look me in the eyes and say "Nice hiss." while opening a pack of crackers might get me a bit hot under the collar. I mean, no offense or intent to gross out here, but I don't know if my monkey brain could handle it without neuron activation.
Smith: "Hey I got lobster ravioli with reese's sticks! Vlad, what'd you get?"
Vlad: "Pig brain raisin cereal."
Lol, best comment. Pig brain. Jesus...
they legit just saved the scraps for the troops, never change Russia
I don't know where the hell did Steve come up with the translation, but that's not what it says on the package at 3:08.
"Мясной паштет" is literally translated as "meat pate" that usually is comprised of mostly ground meat, some liver and vegetables (onions, carrots etc).
@@thematrixdll That is what they want you to believe Comrade. Mission: a very success. That is pig brain, raisins and little bits of more pig brain Ivan.
@@rocketassistedgoat1079 Believe whatever you want, Joe - that's an incorrect translation, presented in the video.
There's something funny about including a tiny little plastic knife for opening packages in a ration designed to be eaten by men with very large, very sharp knives.
And occasionally hatchets
or sapper's shovels, yeah they keep these sharp af aswell
Knife can be dirty in mountain conditions.
They give it to you for the occasion that you left your huge knife inside some enemy lol😀
David Hong you wouldnt bash it with a hatchet would you
Breakfast
1) The first thing you opened is "Rice porridge" branded "Slastyona" ("Sweet tooth").
2) Minced sausage has a warning "Better to eat cooled".
3) There are no "brains" in those "brains paste". They are "Meat paste" (red package) and "Liver paste" (brownish package).
4) Chocolate is branded "Officer's" (adjective).
5) "Crackers" branded "Army's" (yes, we like to use adjectives as brand names) are actually "galety" - french "gallets" aka "pilot bread", "ship bread", "hardtacks".
5) "Maiskiy" (adjective from month name "May") tea is a commonly available middle-to-low class item.
Lunch
1) Nutbar is branded "Charge" and is made of prunes, apricots and nuts.
2) This brand of processed cheese is a commonly available item.
Dinner
1) "Beef porridge" is "Pearl barley porridge with beef".
2) Two leftover bags are "Rice stew with meat" and "Wheat porridge with meat".
Ey thanks man
Burns My Britches yes green is strike anywhere
probably cost and the increased risk of unwanted combustion when you have a bunch of strike anywhere matches together. Something like that I reckon (I don't actually have a clue, i'm just guessing here)
Something about Steve is very reminiscent of Snake in MGS3, constantly asking how stuff tastes. All of his reviews are almost identical in tone to the way Snake reviews the Colt M1911 he recieves from Eva. "The slide's been polished to a mirror sheen..." is equivalent to "Mmm the cracker has a beautiful creamy undertone, reminiscent of shortbread, really complements the oliy pungence of the cheese spread, similar to some Lithuanian ration cheese but a little more creamy"
If you radio the survival expert after catching or eating an animal either Snake or the other person will do a Steve like review too.
STEVE IS BIG BOSS CONFIRMED 😱😱😱
I can see why he has been able to reach 2M subs. And I hope he continues to be successful. It’s rare to have such unique but wholesome content on this platform that can sometimes be a toxic cesspool. Never change Steve. This was 7 years ago, but even in your recent videos, you remain sincere & charismatic.
I totally agree, that's exactly why I donate to his patreon. You can't beat Steve1989!
I wonder if he even owns a set of plates? I imagine you open his cupboards and its just steel trays stacked together.
@@6236003 Good observation.
Nah, it's just one tray and a pile of moist towelettes
*opening the cupboard filled with steel trays*
Nice
It's the same one every time, he spends an hour scrubbing it down, nice
"Is dinner ready babe?"
"One sec"
*slides a meal into a heating pouch*
Pate or pashtet
Contents include:
5% meat
95% mistery
True :D
My wife is from Bosnia and Argeta is a pretty good brand.
@@briandavenport8971 you haven't tried sljeme pashteta
And it's always delicious
still good af tho
MRE's remind me of when my dad lost his house and he said "Were going camping". We camped in San Bernandino mountains for about 6 months stocked up on canned food.
Just as we were running out of food, some prisoner firefighters who, if i remember correctly, were also camping, gave us a massive bag of snacks and some MREs. After scraping by on spam and cornbeef hash, it tasted better than anything I'd ever had in my life. The blueberry cobbler MRE was like fine dining.
What happened after that?
@@danromodawent back to LA area and lived in a homeless shelter on skid row for about a year and a half with my mom(available women's and men's shelters were seperate and far away).
Got horrible foot fungus from bas hygiene, wearing the same shoes for over a year, and walking all day every day(mom loved to walk). Luckily there was a drive one day we stumbled across, where they took care of homeless peoples feet. Probably would've ended up with gangrene if it wasn't for that.
After the homeless shelter the courts did a reassesment of how fit she was as a parent. I hadn't been in school for almost a year so I was put in fostercare and lived at a number of different homes, eventually I was lucky enough to end up in a fosterhome in a nice community with million dollar homes(SoCal, so not a mansion or anything, just a really nice house). I then lived happily ever after. OK there is more to the story but I could be here typing all day lol
@@Okay4mee damn, you could write a book. Glad you’re doing well!
I concur with the above commentor, you should write an autobiography. It would certainly be interesting and I'd like to read that.
Glad your doing well , that story is a tear jerker , would love to hear more from both ends of your life
"You can still eat some pretty old chocolate. Trust me." You, of all people I know, I will choose to trust with that.
I have spent the last two hours watching a man eat MREs. And I have to work in 4 hours. Well... Some more videos won't hurt
Me too!
Nice
Let's get those videos out onto a tray. Nice.
You are my idol
Go to bed son.
I don't know if I've ever heard someone speak so passionately about wetnaps before.
Justin Kroboth I love, LOVE moist towelettes, they feel so GLORIOUS upon my sweet ass.
Watch.
Intriguing, but highly disturbing.
I gotta say, the package everything came in looks very useful: shaving bowl, keeps things off a wet ground, handy storage container and one wonders if you couldnt just fill it with hot water and create a large meal communally.
I watched all of his videos already so I am currently rewatching the classics
Thank god the coffee that spilled wasn't Instant #2 or steve would've probably busted a vein.
PenisWonky instant coffee type 2 is delicious
THE HORROR
😭😭😭 Truth!
Good one
SPRAY DRIED
Russian MRE should be a big can with a smaller can inside which has an even smaller can within a small can which contains the 10-gram biscuit.
lol
😂 that's good
24 Hour Russian Nesting-Doll MREs? Brilliant!
And a shot of vodka
Nice
Most rations if properly packed and stored,experation date doesnt really matter.openened a US ARMY MRE in the field in Germany back in 00 or 01,when I cracked into th M&Ms,found out I won tickets to the 85 Olympics on the inside...
Lol
That's an amazing story. I hope you kept those tickets as a keepsake or conversation piece.
i think some people dont realize this is a really good joke
That's very impressive given that there was no 1985 Olympics
@@FecklessFroghopper j
I enjoy Steve's reviews, but I always end up feeling hungry! Even when it's a 100 year old ration. 🙂
It’s horrifying to think that I’ve watched like 6 of these videos today and it feels like it’s been like 15 minutes
Lol
Same lol
Watch it on 1.5x to save some time
@WhenMarshmellowsAttack Bo There's no Skyrim wiki.
Brings girl home
"Alright let's get you on the bed"
"Nice"
Lol nice one and when he takes her panties off she hiss.. Nice
Alright lets get you guys onto a bed.
Nice.
Hahahh1h1h1h1hahaha
"Okay, so we're gonna start the sex off right, with a little bit of foreplay."
Nice 😂😂
Steve knows how to present, detail similarities and differences between numerous countries MRE rations. It’s always an interesting view with many MREs old and new. Nice going Steve!
i love how "rock or something" is the actual instructions on the us mre
"It's extremely rare"
*Eats it*
mm nice
What’s he gonna do with it? Fuck it?
@@snipergames4565 lmfao
Jree chill hr won't have relationships with a rare piece of food it gonna moldy theee so he obviously gonna eat it
snipergames 456 nice hiss
I always laugh when he says "Nice!"
Dunno why but it's great. Your videos are also brilliant man never stop these are a great part of history wether current or past!
where can you buy this
ItzFusion mc ebay
I keep seeing the detective on South Park going, "Niiiice."
He even said "rice" at 9:26 and it still sounds funny :D
Admiral Ackbar Nioce
Your videos are such a comfort watch Steve, thanks for making so much content to enjoy over the years!
i love the fact that i can watch any of this man’s videos and they are in the exact same format every time
Don’t fix what ain’t broke, yeah? Thank goodness this isn’t network teevee…
kinda funny, he describes the food well enough that I can kinda tast it. Food network doesnt do that shit.
food network gave me diabetes.
food network is a lie
that moment when spetznaz emergency rations is better food than what you have on a day to day basis
It has way more calories though. MRE food isn't meant to be an everyday diet.
Combat diets are more demanding than an average persons day to day requirements.
+dondoes969 yeah because the calories provide energy for troops to use in situations
+Z In Chains still probably healthier than what i eat
from my experience they will be chock full of sodium and calories, two things that arent bad when you sweat all day and eat a meal or two max, but if you had that a few days in a row... say goodbye to your bowels.
#tankerthings
I can watch your Russian MRE videos over and over . I love the food and have one on the way. Steve your the guy! 👍🏻
Re visiting your videos after several years, always enjoyable and informative Steve, you manage to make the viewer feel as if we are also tasting and smelling the rations, nice ! 👍🙂
I have no idea how i ended up here, but im staying.
great vids btw
I am wondering the same thing for about a month now...
Welcome to the club!
Same here...
Same lol
I don’t understand why it’s so delightful to hear you say, “nice! Ok” when you get everything on the tray but it makes me SO HAPPY.
Uhm, it's "nice, allrye, mm'kay!".
What the correct words?is it "okayyy ,nice in casee"?
Lol Wayne's World
It's oddly satisfying 😀 like watching a Bob Ross video!
Imagine we all get deployed to WW3 and you're eating with your squad and this guy pulls out a camera and starts reviewing his MRE.
What even is this comment lmao
Fun fact about these Barley dishes that seem to be common in Eastern European ration packs……The ancient Roman soldiers disliked barley so much that it would be given to soldiers as punishment. A soldier that was being punished was given barley instead of wheat.
Well, what can we say, Romans just had bad taste 😝
Maybe the bread was just THAT good
I'ma start a restaurant that just serves mre's. All from different countries
I'd be a customer!
Hire Steve to be the chef.
Gray wolf NICE!
@@5dancingisraelis535 I get the joke haha funny funny but really a good idea
You would actually make some good money like that yoo
my russian co-worker with his experience on russian rations (this was a joke at his unit, he was stationed at the black sea)
-Starshina, What kind of meat is in these rations?
*Yes! meat! Good meat
-But what kind?
*filled with proteins, very good for health
-Beef? pork? duck?
*eating meat makes you strong
-What are you not telling me?
And the joke was to keep finding cynical excuses to avoid saying what meat it was
That’s hilarious! 😂
rat meat
Rats ? 😂😂😂
What kind of meat is in that can?
yes
It literally says "Pork and Ground Beef" on the can... Cute story I guess, if you can't read Russian...
Putin: ("You see? This American man can eat expired Russian rations from 2015. What are the soldiers moaning about?!")
@@samster2294 Sarcasm .......
@@matthewmuise5138 mres lasts more than that btw
Canned stuff can last a year more than it's expiration date if stored properly
Anyone else notice that Steve tends to go heavy on Breakfast and light on Dinner when doing these 24 hour Rations?
Definitely. Personally, I would go heavy on dinner and light on breakfast/lunch, because climbing/marching on a full stomach can suck.
Its better for the video format.
Гуляш и каша
“Probably some stewed beef and barley in here”
Incredible guess
))Слишком невероятные сочетания для иностранцев. И,как мне кажется,слишком натуральные продукты...
He’s pretty smart
@@nikitasavchenko1478 Когда по поводу кофе прозвучало "Найс", то сразу стало ясно - куплено)))0
Шпион)))
cukka blyaaat
That pearl barley porridge(you did not liked) actually was one of the main food in Soviet Army. Everybody hate it)) And we gave it a lot of slang names like "shrapnel". But if it well cooked, it has nice taste and smooth texture, it is very cheap and healthy.
Some quotes: "Barley played an important role in ancient Greek culture as a staple bread-making grain as well as an important food for athletes, who attributed much of their strength to their barley-containing training diets.
Roman athletes continued this tradition of honoring barley for the strength that it gave them. Gladiators were known as hordearii, which means "eaters of barley."
I'm not sure if this kind of discourse is implied in modern army diet in Russia, but young privates still eat it a lot.
I would +1 this comment if I was on my computer. Thanks for the input.
Just do not forget that fiber (which is a lot in this mess) cleanses the intestines and contributes to its good performance, allowing almost completely digest food and get out of it the maximum calories.
did not liked...))
Не сказал бы, что ее все не любят. У нас ее называли болты
Thanks for the awesome info
He can taste bay leaf?! He has truly ascended
Hello I am a Russian and I wanted to say the the Spetsnaz uses the spare one to heat up the 1 meal then use the other one to heat up the last 2 meals.
Why the 1 green match?
@@bennickell8477 the green mach it you had any brain cells or a brain at all you would k ow the one works if its wet the other one that are red are kept somewhere else so the dont get wet
@@inserthenamehere8744 Not sure why you need to be rude I was just asking. Even Steve didn't know. Plenty of other countries do things differently. And plenty of people answer questions without being an ass.
Great narrator. You can be blind and still appreciate the content.
“Even then, you can still eat some really old chocolate... trust me.” I definitely trust you. 😂
Right! We've all seen Steve consume some old chocolate.
How did I know this would be the top comment
If Steve tells you it's edible, it's probably edible.
I mean I found some new bars of baking chocolate (big slab ones) in my grams cupboard from the 80s or 70s when packing her stuff up.
Since they looked clean and fresh I tried it and it was really good (even tho it was baking choc).
That stuff got eaten :)
That emoji means "...not"
Not one part of this ration initially sounded amazing to me but you made it look/seem/sound so appealing I'm impressed!
Russian MREs are my favourite!! They seem to have more food than other rations, and such a variety of food. I love how many pates and spreads they contain.
It would make sense to have more food than most, 90% of the time they operate in artic conditions
They are probably issued one per day vs the 3000 calorie ones the US forces get 3x a day.
"You can eat some pretty old chocolate." Words from a man who knows.
Willy Wonka?
When Steve said "trust me" after that, I totally did.
@@johnchalleen3278 Nazi chocolate
@@yaz2928 oof
@@mort7987 nazi chocolate probably got some pervatin or some shit in it
Steve is probably one of the most perfect human beings out there, you could probably put him in an elevator that's gotten stuck with 5 other people and he'll be the reason they stay calm until they get out.
Lmaooooooooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So trueeeee
"Cool elavator, good music. Nice."
Nice! We get to press the emergency button. Quite rare. Can't wait to see what equipment they bring in. Nice!
*elevator opens* Steve: ah N I C E
4:18
I've actually seen this video years ago, but forgot about this. I got a 24h Russian MRE, it's gonna expire in about 6 months so I figured I'd eat it. I thought the 3 sets of moist towelettes were for washing your hands before and after each meal...so I washed my hands with russian utensil cleaner 3 times? Good thing it was spaced out over 2 days. My skin feel fine though.
Thanks for being you man! Appreciate ya!
*4 years passes
CZcams algorithm: *“It’s time.”*
Ok
Yes amk
Bro for real
The mysteries of the almighty algorithm
Ибо грядёт. :-)
This man would have his mind blown by a four star restaurant.
CALEBMAESTRO tru dat 😂😂😂
Idk you expect good food going to restaurants its a real surprise when something taste good coming out of a MRE
"Waiter, please tell the chef that the hiss was really nice"
While the Michelin review is the premiere restaurant review service, it is not the only one that people use. And some of those others go higher than three stars. So, yes, there are four-star restaurants, Miklo Velka.
"this wouldn't even last 20 years in storage, get it out of my sight"
Steve visits the ruins of Pompeii
Sees the old bread.
Alright let's get this on to a tray
Nice!
I believe matches with a green head are strike anywhere matches, while the red requires the strip that's usually included in the packaging.
@@KeksimusMaximus Oh okay. I haven't had an mre. Just some experience with strike anywhere matches.
I thought they were waterproof? Unsure
Damn Russia trying to feed a whole village
They're learning
@blackrave404 facts
Best mre.
No just one American
@blackrave404 that quiet a good description of a russian man
As weird as it may sound, I really enjoy watching this guy review MRE's and rations, to me it's very relaxing .
Same here. I am pretty sure most of his fans have no previous interest in rations, either.
Nope, neither did I tbh but once you start watching, it's very interesting
+Luke Adamson Search "ASMR"
Tony Bamanaboni Steve isn't some retarded chick whispering in our ear though.
It's his voice calming lol
I’ve had a few mres in my life but never have searched for them on my phone. Don’t know how you came up as a recommended channel but really love your energy and knowledge. Earned a sub from me!
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Why I keep watching your videos?
Every time I end up hungry as hell
P. G. do like me, bro, watch them during your lunch!
Spell Heart Exactly! They make the experience that much more ... *IMMERSIVE* (insert creepy old person noises here)
Дмитрий Абрахманов haha =)
Rations just look delicious for some reason, its like a fetish.
Jeremy Lim - It's like McDonalds.....sounds like a good idea until you finish eating and get that "Why did I just eat that feeling".
P.G - I'm so hungry I just ordered pizza.
you're like a stoned solid snake. awesome
nice!
not bad
snarekick a weapon to surpass metal gear *takes nanobong rip*
I like dirt lmfao xD
+snarekick You mean regular solid snake? LMFAO
One of my favorite SteveMRE videos.
A pleasure to watch.
'its just the coffee it could have been worse'
Say that to the soldier in freezing temperatures who has been waiting all day for a cup of hot coffee. Thats the kind of thing that drives a soldier to go postal
The sounds in these videos are so fucking satisfying to me, I feel like I'm at a full state of relaxation and happiness.
ASMR. :)
the crinkling of the packages sounds amazing lol
Lol chill out
You should try watching asmr videos
its called asmr
Archaeologist discovers meal in thousand year old tomb. "Too bad it's so old" his friend says "otherwise I'd do a report on what it's like."
The archaeologist reaches for a phone. "There's a guy on youtube. I'll make the call."
:D
Send money or else
Send instant type 2 coffee or else
Send instant type 2 coffee or else
Send instant type 2 coffee or else
*Opens tomb* nice hiss
Please keep making content bud you enter our homes through our phones and we are all greatful, but your old content is also very rewatchable you deserve any and all success this channel brings good luck bud
This has to be the best Russian MRE to ever exist, Hands down
Dude, your videos have a therapeutic value. I usually get out side at least every 30 minutes to have a smoke, but I've been watching you eating MRE's for the past 1 1/2 hours, like wtf. Nice.
I have noticed that as well!!
Boys. Start vaping. I haven't had a smoke since October.
In the mids of a corona virus quarantine, eating my MRE, watching other people eat MRE. Enjoyment 100%
and those Stay-at-home Orders continue although I'm counted as an Essential worker so I get to work tomorrow ... with the empty store shelves lately here around Dallas-Fort Worth I enjoyed two of my MRE's for some variety.
Excellent 👌
Did the same even bought the same metal tray. Still have 3 left from the box.
1 year on it continues to go on
@Professional shit poster pretty much. I guess if it was sort-of back to "normal," that would only be in certain areas, with higher vaccination rates and so many people having been infected that the virus runs out of people to infect.
Great video Steve. Sounded like this was an especially memorable MRE.
I appreciate all the effort and care you put into your videos. Great job.
This is some MRE ASMR right here, I'm relaxed af
xD so true!
+Jorge Castillo Yup!
Kevin Vega Dafuq
Are ya stalkin' me or somethin?
I'm glad it's not just me lol. I think it's all that plastic wrap.
I think this guy lives on MREs. Eating MREs for years through. It's crazy how he has not gone insane yet.
TheNuuthei he's already insane, kinda, he's a functional psychopath
TheNuuthei that's how he gets so buff mres are the key to the gains
TheNuuthei Does mre's make people insane ?
I've just eaten US MRE #24 and I think I could live on MREs if they were not that expensive in my country
sure beats ramen packets
Also I love how Steve will take the vitamin given in the ration . That to shows dedication, not one of the other reviewers take the vitamin. Great 👍🏻 job ❤
Fast forward 5 and a half years later and Steve reviews the Ukranian MRE....this ration pack is pinnacle!!!!
Ukrainian is much better? That what you mean?
@@artemzlotnitskyi3768 just trashtalking russian stuff as usal
@@hextraheckerpecker rightfully so. Russia is trash
@@hextraheckerpecker
Last month showed us all what stuff do they really have. And it's not great, nicely saying it.
@@rightsdontcomewithpermits7073 just think, they are still eating variants of this mre that expired in 2015!
Bob Ross of MRES 😂😂
Robby Peppers Jr oml that is so true that’s exactly what I was thinking of
Robby Peppers Jr true, true
"Let's get this out on a tray... Nice!"
Sounds almost like...
"Dip it in the paint thinner... Shake it off... And just beat the devil out of it!"
Let's give this chocolate bar a friend lol
SHMUCKY tEHDINGUS if he's European he might mean a cigarette?
Steve is essentially an ASMR, MRE Food critique/unboxer/ reviewer/ experimenter
ASMRE
Isaac Aragon and a god
Perfectly discript . 🙆
He's like reviewbrah but mre's
Except most ASMR is unbearable.
Steve, going through the mre contents you reminded me to add jelly to my grocery list. Thanks! 😆
Классный сухпай, в час ночи аж кушать захотелось
I actually fall asleep to Steve most nights because he’s so calming.
Mollie every night
Mollie - because you’re his girlfriend? 😂
Mollie lol pyrocynical
You are sweet 🤗
Same
Wish they gave students these in school, I'd actually stay around during lunch rather than leaving.
Sagrotan my school chow is fucking amazing, even my old school had some decent chow, you could get a decent meal out of them if you knew how to season them
When I was in school I hated the food. Today I wish I had that food for free once a day. It was actually really good considering the small amount of money that was spent per plate.
Growing up rather poor, I was always grateful for school lunches. But I have to agree that the food we received back then was much tastier than what's handed out in school cafeterias currently.
Kalle Äger xD lmfao my schools food was shit and overpriced, 5 bucks for 1 small sandwhich
I very much enjoyed school lunches where I grew up. It wasn't weird food that was questionable like some rations or school lunches I've seen pictures of. I knew what I was eating and it broke up all the damn casseroles my mom made everyday. Idk what happened after all the damn food restrictions but before that my lunch was a highlight.
There's something so comforting about the way he says "let's get this out onto a tray. Nice."
Been subbed for a while and i still get recommended videos that are 6 years old lmao, i love it
"Fruit, nut and dark chocolate, just what I growing boy needs."
Oh Steve
These videos are so fun to watch
ikr
Nice! Mmmmm!
Steve rocks 3 years now I been watching these videos i want and need a full on documentary on this rock star of a man 🤟🤟💪
This guy is a living legend, the enthusiasm during the SS chocolate ration was golden CZcams.