Kanye, MGK Cringe, Jordan Peterson's Family Comes For Me - Off The Rails #24

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  • @timothyk
    @timothyk Před 2 lety +4194

    Ian is a Kanye encyclopedia so glad he can provide his services to the show whenever Ethan needs them

    • @snewtron1
      @snewtron1 Před 2 lety +207

      Fr and you can tell he genuinely loves talking about it

    • @idiot200
      @idiot200 Před 2 lety +34

      do they even talk about kanye except the first few minutes? if so can i get a time stamp

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety +25

      hey ian what do you think about being considered a Kanye encyclopedia by Tim K??

    • @jonathanquezada1578
      @jonathanquezada1578 Před 2 lety +7

      Fuck No, ian was a fan, bow hes turning to a modern day media slave. Let Ye be himself

    • @lisama4903
      @lisama4903 Před 2 lety +14

      Where’s the Kanye bit??

  • @spockmandia
    @spockmandia Před 2 lety +1686

    Ethan: says "Idris Elbis" like ten times.
    Also Ethan: "Well, the verdict is still out."

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza Před 2 lety +804

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:00 - "twindler swindler"
    16:38 - prince impersonator
    18:00 - mobility scooter
    21:12- idris elba
    23:02 - skiing fail
    26:01 - bossalina
    29:22 - incel
    32:33 - machine gun kelly
    52:02 - butter girl
    59:15 - zach’s twitter
    1:24:17 - LOTR series
    1:47:54 - butter buddies
    1:54:03 - fresh & fit

  • @roxanneparsons8237
    @roxanneparsons8237 Před 2 lety +830

    Ian repeatedly trying to explain the Zach Twitter guessing game absolutely had me dying 🤣

    • @CH-jj8wk
      @CH-jj8wk Před 2 lety +21

      Ikr I can't believe Ethan just didn't understand it

  • @spyscy
    @spyscy Před 2 lety +1238

    The skier just ragdolling down the mountain while Dan and Love are like “no, he’s fine” 💀💀💀 newest rent-free image in my head

    • @frankmaney7209
      @frankmaney7209 Před 2 lety +41

      I died every time Ethan said he persevered! Dying right now

    • @roxyhart5692
      @roxyhart5692 Před 2 lety +2

      Who was he? What is his name?

    • @frankmaney7209
      @frankmaney7209 Před 2 lety +18

      George McQuinn:) with piece and love. "He's okay."

    • @roxyhart5692
      @roxyhart5692 Před 2 lety +5

      @@frankmaney7209 Thank you! I know he's okay, thankfully, but I also wanted to send the video to a friend lol

    • @frankmaney7209
      @frankmaney7209 Před 2 lety +3

      @@roxyhart5692 I got you! Lol thought you were upset at first. But that's a good idea I wish I had the snippet of that part with them commenting about it.

  • @kristeamarie
    @kristeamarie Před 2 lety +3085

    ian needs a raise every time ethan asks him anything about kanye from now on

    • @jjm0537
      @jjm0537 Před 2 lety +121

      5% increase, every time.

    • @johnascialpi5247
      @johnascialpi5247 Před 2 lety +17

      @@jjm0537nice the 5 percent lol

    • @daltonjones8591
      @daltonjones8591 Před 2 lety +39

      Lol Ian has provided context/insight into Kanyes antics like maybe twice in the past 3 years. Idk why it's always so difficult to get him to speak in general lol like he used to do standup for crying out loud! Idk I just really like it when he contributes and want him to do it more

    • @madiaittama7704
      @madiaittama7704 Před 2 lety +27

      @@daltonjones8591 THANK YOU. Oh boo hooooo it’s so hard to offer a few words of input on a fucking podcast that you work on.. poor ian it’s so cool and funny when he refuses to answer when his boss asks him a question!!

    • @baysavicious
      @baysavicious Před 2 lety +4

      *And he’ll take that 5%*

  • @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317

    Zach’s whole personality:
    Keto
    Rock n Roll
    Joker Brain
    Pooping

    • @michaelaelizabethx
      @michaelaelizabethx Před 2 lety +11

      and Incel

    • @tylerclarke5591
      @tylerclarke5591 Před 2 lety +10

      @@michaelaelizabethx he quite literally has a girlfriend of two years.,..

    • @GimmeMoreSourCream
      @GimmeMoreSourCream Před 2 lety +23

      @@tylerclarke5591 you can be misogynist and have a girlfriend…

    • @lauracorrero2016
      @lauracorrero2016 Před 2 lety +7

      @@tylerclarke5591 the same one he bragged about because she was a pornstar??

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 Před 2 lety +2

      @@GimmeMoreSourCream they replied to the person who called him incel.

  • @cameronschmit6472
    @cameronschmit6472 Před 2 lety +320

    Love how Ethan is physically INCAPABLE of pronouncing "tinder swindler" lmao

  • @jameswoodsist
    @jameswoodsist Před 2 lety +1818

    Dan: "absolutely not thats disgusting i refuse to eat butter rn."
    also Dan: "i want to be a butter buddy :3 "

    • @BronzeBellaBria
      @BronzeBellaBria Před 2 lety +8

      Lmfaoooo

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo Před 2 lety +10

      N’aaw. What a bean. 😚

    • @JenehIsUber
      @JenehIsUber Před 2 lety +9

      Dan was like a puppy today, so energetic I love it

    • @Lookhowwow
      @Lookhowwow Před 2 lety

      Isn't he Vegan?? Or Vegetarian ??

    • @kx175
      @kx175 Před 2 lety

      @@Lookhowwow he is vegan I think….

  • @TaylerJones
    @TaylerJones Před 2 lety +3145

    it’s actually horrifying visiting the fresh and fit youtube channel as a woman. the entire comment section is just weird incels agreeing with everything they say. it’s scary to think there are so many people out there that share such a disgusting mindset.

    • @siouiouioui
      @siouiouioui Před 2 lety +324

      watching content like that is so jarring and fucks w my mental state heavily. I even avoid videos making fun of those types of ppl.

    • @saphirejess
      @saphirejess Před 2 lety +178

      I second this comment 🖐😳 it's really scary how many men will treat a female badly if they were to enter a relationship. It's sad when u have to be so careful with your heart and love to make sure u don't end up with someone like those peeps.

    • @mimi2613
      @mimi2613 Před 2 lety +140

      It's a bunch of 17 yr old young boys . And they block every negative comment they see.. they blocked me completely. None of my messages post.

    • @uuuuuuuuiiiiiii
      @uuuuuuuuiiiiiii Před 2 lety +139

      It’s insane. And it’s not like it’s a minority population that buys into their stuff… it’s a massive portion of men today who are so enraged at their inability to smash that they obsessively belittle women to make themselves feel bigger

    • @Rooooxy
      @Rooooxy Před 2 lety +50

      @@siouiouioui saaame that’s why I don’t want them on the show. I won’t watch the ep

  • @sparksflylove
    @sparksflylove Před 2 lety +632

    Just for the record, as a woman that has broken up with men before, if their response would just be “okay” I’d just be relieved that it didn’t escalate to tears and/or violence

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 Před 2 lety +3

      You like horses huh

    • @ccalvinn
      @ccalvinn Před 2 lety +22

      @@Artofficial1986 wyd bro?

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ccalvinn what

    • @ccalvinn
      @ccalvinn Před 2 lety +18

      @@Artofficial1986 🗣️📢 I said what're you doing bro? With your first reply.

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ccalvinn talkin bout horses with this stranger

  • @amandabeltran1914
    @amandabeltran1914 Před 2 lety +212

    Ethan: "wiping is optional"
    Also Ethan: *confused and disgusted about guys having skid marks in their underwear*

  • @no-wun
    @no-wun Před 2 lety +1043

    “if hitler was still alive..” their confusion & zach explaining himself had me in tears

    • @Pamelalrene
      @Pamelalrene Před 2 lety +97

      The way he said it 😂 The tone sounded like he was longing for him. I was just as confused

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d Před 2 lety +11

      @@Pamelalrene The mobility dude most screamed: "Get out!!!" And "This is a private building!" He didn't say the word "Germany" though as Love said, although said "I will kill you" several times.
      But Zack's Hitler comparision fits especially well because he said: "You dirty dooky dago."
      (I know that the racial slur "dago" refers to Italians, but the slur he used refers to Middle Easterns. It just rhymed well in English lol .... And I think the German sentence was even a bit more offensive than my translation.)
      Edit: ok I just listened again and I'm actually not 100% sure what he is screaming except the word "dirty", but he could have said the racial slur.

    • @Taylaaaaa562
      @Taylaaaaa562 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Pamelalrene lmao funny thing is I knew exactly what he meant when I heard him 😂😂.

  • @rebecccarobin
    @rebecccarobin Před 2 lety +1021

    zach is literally captain obvious lol. ethan: "wiping is optional". zach: "but if u dont wipe ull have poop in ur butt". im crying

    • @errohaze2683
      @errohaze2683 Před 2 lety +140

      Zach's himbo energy brings a lot to the show.

    • @katm4774
      @katm4774 Před 2 lety +6

      this made me fully giggle

    • @asliceofky4649
      @asliceofky4649 Před 2 lety +12

      @@errohaze2683 himbo is such a great word omg 😂

    • @vexial97
      @vexial97 Před 2 lety +18

      Yo I'm high as shit rn reading these comments and I just learned a new word bro that the damn women use for men. 😂😂 Himbo. As a metrosexual straight man that can add his view on a mans appearance without feeling "gay" I understand and have seen a few "himbos" in my life. Mann... what an interesting word. Thank you to whoever said that shit... himbo... I gotta remember that one. And I'm not one. I just think the word is interesting.

    • @majamanadotexe744
      @majamanadotexe744 Před 2 lety +40

      @@vexial97 himbo: typically big beefy men with the brain power of a gerbil running on a wheel. Typically also also lgbt/POC ally/feminist but not in a super informed activist way just in a “well you should be nice to everyone, duh” kind of way. That niceness is what separates the himbo from like the beefy joe rogan types

  • @yana8353
    @yana8353 Před 2 lety +149

    Zach’s Hitler joke about the wheelchair man was so awkward😂 Everyone was like wait what did he mean by that!? Lmaoo

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 2 lety +7

      Zach is such an interesting fellow

  • @sc00byp00h
    @sc00byp00h Před 2 lety +109

    dying at the Olympic snowboarder just sliding away limp as hell and they're like "yeah he's okay" while Ethan is like "he doesn't look okay"

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine Před 2 lety +1213

    Now I could be wrong, but I feel like being unable to look a woman in the eye is whatever the opposite of beig an "alpha male" is.

    • @ahhhndy
      @ahhhndy Před 2 lety +108

      It always the men who think they’re hard as fuck who can’t acknowledge a women. So fucking weird, it’s like when you go meet your boyfriend friends and there’s always that one guy who won’t look at you out of “respect”…naw that’s small dick energy.

    • @uuuuuuuuiiiiiii
      @uuuuuuuuiiiiiii Před 2 lety +2

      Right you are

    • @Maryroselan
      @Maryroselan Před 2 lety +50

      If you look closely at that interview, whenever he'd "look at her" he was looking at the corner of the room 😂 what an incel

    • @Alyssa-jk6ud
      @Alyssa-jk6ud Před 2 lety +3

      beta LOL

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 2 lety +11

      100% 😹😹😹 mommy issues

  • @GP-jo8gw
    @GP-jo8gw Před 2 lety +388

    he doesn't even have to speak, i can hear Ian's dread in the air whenever Ethan brings up ye and says "Ian, thoughts?" lolllll

  • @jaashlock18
    @jaashlock18 Před 2 lety +224

    Zach making fun of mgk for being mega cringe is hilarious since they have almost the same energy.

  • @xxdiamond_eyes
    @xxdiamond_eyes Před 2 lety +257

    Normally I really wouldn’t want the fucking fresh&fit clowns to come on my favoritee podcast, but I know it’ll still end up being hilarious as long as Ethan, Dan, and Hasan are involved.

  • @Kentama
    @Kentama Před 2 lety +352

    Anyone else think it's creepy how MGK has committed to memory a list of famous musicians and their underage girlfriends?

    • @YoungFraggle
      @YoungFraggle Před 2 lety +33

      Y E S

    • @amandapalmer7671
      @amandapalmer7671 Před 2 lety +16

      Hey kinda like Trisha on her old podcast dish with Trish. 🤮

    • @gothicxromantic
      @gothicxromantic Před 2 lety +45

      He had his defense PREPARED… tryin real hard to justify it lol

    • @ek5772
      @ek5772 Před 2 lety +4

      i’ve seen that clip so many times and i’ve never thought of this. good god🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @BronzeBellaBria
      @BronzeBellaBria Před 2 lety +2

      Yep

  • @Sarurah
    @Sarurah Před 2 lety +1086

    AB gets a look in his eyes whenever they talk about nerd shit 😂 he's soooo holding himself back to not scare them off 😂😂😂

    • @rebecaforz
      @rebecaforz Před 2 lety +5

      lmao

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 Před 2 lety +50

      he barely survived Hila’s wrath when he was hired lmao poor AB

    • @saleatseggs
      @saleatseggs Před 2 lety +7

      @@sheridan7475 huh?

    • @dm_1236
      @dm_1236 Před 2 lety +21

      @@sheridan7475 lol and he gets mad at Lena for not standing up for herself...

    • @edwardiris58
      @edwardiris58 Před 2 lety +4

      Timestamp

  • @tigglesart
    @tigglesart Před 2 lety +66

    Love staring at the camera and saying "he definitely did not die" made me laugh so much.

  • @aphrog649
    @aphrog649 Před 2 lety +46

    fresh and fit makes me so uncomfortable and sad as a woman, but hearing zach absolutely lose it at “picking coconuts in barbados” made me die laughing

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani Před 2 lety +1858

    Imagine if the Tinder Swindler becomes Ethan’s next lawsuit for trying to get him booted off Cameo 😂

    • @gjmarkjesse1324
      @gjmarkjesse1324 Před 2 lety +51

      Highly possible. That POS is litigious AF.
      The Tinder Swingler that is.

    • @carterpitbull7366
      @carterpitbull7366 Před 2 lety +7

      He’s not in the US so it would be near impossible for him to sue Ethan

    • @chriswood922
      @chriswood922 Před 2 lety +11

      Im sure Ethan wouldnt care and wouldn't mind do take that Idiots money cuz I'm sure he dont have a bunch of money to just throw atta lawsuit like Harvey Weinsteins bitch Ryan where Ethan just gave media facts and his own criticism towards the crook.

    • @Nicoletta222contessa.castle
      @Nicoletta222contessa.castle Před 2 lety +33

      Trishas next hubby

    • @chriswood922
      @chriswood922 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Nicoletta222contessa.castle they definitely deserve each other

  • @beoneOone
    @beoneOone Před 2 lety +570

    Dude.. Dan is such a good co-host. Love the back and forth between him and Ethan.

  • @MicahBuzanMUSIC
    @MicahBuzanMUSIC Před 2 lety +69

    Off The Rails never fails to make me laugh while simultaneously depleting whatever hope for humanity I once had.

  • @christi-annswanson9698
    @christi-annswanson9698 Před 2 lety +40

    Ian’s quick camera switch to Love when Ethan said “FIKA matter?!” And the way Love looked straight at the camera was perfect comedic timing. I love this crew so much.

  • @TheAg2661
    @TheAg2661 Před 2 lety +490

    Oh my God LOL that snowboarder scene had me dying with Dan laughing saying he was OK

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 Před 2 lety +17

      That was so fucking funny they were all insisting he was fine when clearly he was not at the moment 😅 glad they showed his IG post. It would’ve been headlines if someone actually did die during an event - like I think it happened a few years back during one of the mono/bobsled events

    • @lysszahner9446
      @lysszahner9446 Před 2 lety +12

      Try this again..
      It was the happy wheels victory that got me 😅

    • @BannanaAnna12
      @BannanaAnna12 Před 2 lety +11

      The little bumps make it look like he turned into a snake slithering down the hill.

    • @xairosaenz2073
      @xairosaenz2073 Před 2 lety +1

      he's skiing, on skis, he's a skier.

    • @xairosaenz2073
      @xairosaenz2073 Před 2 lety

      @@BannanaAnna12 its called mogul skiing, check it out on youtube its wild

  • @laluna333
    @laluna333 Před 2 lety +593

    a fun segment would be getting all of y’all birth chart readings and having an astrologist go through them. Knowing everyone’s skepticism 😂

    • @jessicacollins4042
      @jessicacollins4042 Před 2 lety +11

      Lol that would be fun

    • @kimjunghoon02
      @kimjunghoon02 Před 2 lety +15

      As cool of a concept as this is, it's unfortunately only relevant to a smaller fraction of the main audience. That would be dope to see for members only content tho!! It might make Zac more superstitious

    • @laluna333
      @laluna333 Před 2 lety +23

      @@kimjunghoon02 True but i think it would be entertaining for everyone, for skeptics and those who believe in it. They always have good feedback or stories in response!

    • @katieundercover
      @katieundercover Před 2 lety +15

      im begging them to do this

    • @johnascialpi5247
      @johnascialpi5247 Před 2 lety +1

      I always thought ian was a capricorn, Ethan was definitely a Gemini or cap, and Hila would be like a pisces or cancer.

  • @taylormorgan1987
    @taylormorgan1987 Před 2 lety +76

    Zach continuously saying “Beeper” instead of Pager has me rolling

  • @Vegas2332
    @Vegas2332 Před 2 lety +58

    MGK is a fucking creep, always has been.
    I live in a smaller city in Canada, and always thought it was weird he'd perform here at small bars fairly often. Then I started hearing how he sleeps around with highschoolers when he's in town...
    Kinda brushed it off as people hating, but after looking into him, and seeing him consistently make comments like he does here. I wouldn't doubt if there's more truth to the rumors than I initially thought. Also wouldn't doubt it if that's one of the reasons he was always going to smaller places like here.
    It's especially gross/disturbing that he holds these opinions while having a 12 year old daughter too, yikes!

    • @Carterfiless
      @Carterfiless Před 2 lety +7

      Gross af. I wish they went more into depth about his suspect clips. It’s a long ass list of horrible shit he said with a straight face.

    • @Vegas2332
      @Vegas2332 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Carterfiless Yeah, they could honestly do a whole Content Court on him with how much history he has saying nasty shit.
      Pretty surprising he hasn't been "canceled" yet. Not like that would do anything though, canceled people tend to do pretty well regardless of controversy 😕

    • @helenf.7221
      @helenf.7221 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Vegas2332 i feel like ppl don’t care about him enough to cancel him. Whenever i see him or hear him i pass it off as noise

  • @Sarahnjack
    @Sarahnjack Před 2 lety +450

    I will forever love Ethan hating on the tinder swindler

  • @dermetaller15
    @dermetaller15 Před 2 lety +145

    This coconut in Barbados dude always cracks me up when he starts talking. He's like a sentient vegetable that somehow learned how to speak.

  • @stephaniemack5975
    @stephaniemack5975 Před 2 lety +15

    There's still a payphone in my old Hood. I'm actually impressed that 1. A LOT of ppl still use it & 2. The phone company recognizes the need for a working phone for those below the pov line.

  • @1point521
    @1point521 Před 2 lety +52

    I found Dan saying 'He's fine' way funnier than I should have

  • @sarahquitadamo1143
    @sarahquitadamo1143 Před 2 lety +137

    Ethan referring to machine gun Kelly as “MKG” really was my personal favorite moment of this live

    • @conklaved7242
      @conklaved7242 Před 2 lety +2

      I Just barely noticed he switched the "K" and "G"💀

  • @aaronalquiza9680
    @aaronalquiza9680 Před 2 lety +286

    Hila's Payday 2 soundbites are a goldmine lol

  • @JackieAC1
    @JackieAC1 Před 2 lety +23

    “Just thinking about coconuts in Barbados” is the new “delete me from this conversation”

  • @babybellecheese9946
    @babybellecheese9946 Před 2 lety +15

    the skier sliding down the mountain unconscious and ethan saying “yeah he’s fine…” and then making the council update him immediately made me laugh til i cried. so funny.

  • @gothicxromantic
    @gothicxromantic Před 2 lety +568

    That girl on the Fit & Fresh podcast is the epitome of a pick me girl… so much internalized hatred for women. She’ll agree with anything men say even if it’s blatantly incorrect. Embarrassing.

    • @peepeepoopoo8498
      @peepeepoopoo8498 Před 2 lety +57

      she definitely has daddy issues or something

    • @TheRenaeKate
      @TheRenaeKate Před 2 lety +35

      While I agree that their views are disgusting, I hold issues with the pick me term. It's implying women can't have their own shitty opinion. It's misogynistic within itself. ✌

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Před 2 lety +2

      THANK YOU!! I was cringing, that was difficult to watch😬 the 2nd hand embarrassment was very very real.

    • @mollyo2407
      @mollyo2407 Před 2 lety +3

      @@peepeepoopoo8498 wonder why 🤔

    • @gothicxromantic
      @gothicxromantic Před 2 lety +59

      @@TheRenaeKate that’s a fair point for sure. But I do think there’s a difference between women with their own shitty views (which of course happens) and women who say things specifically to impress men (which also happens). There are a lot of women who take this anti-feminist “I’m not like other girls, I’m one of the boys” persona and shit on other women not because it’s their actual views, but because they want to impress men. It does happen. I use to do it in middle school. Most women grow out of it. Some don’t.

  • @CrissyDanielle
    @CrissyDanielle Před 2 lety +1710

    This whole time I’m wondering why Ethan looks so different and it’s cause he’s shaved 😂

  • @LazyQahnaarin
    @LazyQahnaarin Před 2 lety +164

    Zach's the kind of person that would eat a handful of dirt thinking it'll make him look cooler.

    • @InterloperIll
      @InterloperIll Před 2 lety +3

      What does this even mean?

    • @ashhgetdatcashh
      @ashhgetdatcashh Před 2 lety +16

      Never liked Zach. Only thing he's good at is those soundbites, but recently, he's been slacking.

    • @worshiptributee
      @worshiptributee Před 2 lety +9

      Then say "it's not that bad" and pretends he likes it

    • @CannedCam
      @CannedCam Před 2 lety +1

      Go easy on Zach. He’s like 22

  • @NicolePalmervlogs
    @NicolePalmervlogs Před 2 lety +43

    I’ve never seen Ethan so quick ⚡️
    Zach: can I get a drink though?
    Ethan: Sam! Can you melt some butter!

  • @wastingtime7249
    @wastingtime7249 Před 2 lety +223

    Holy shit, Zach putting his name in almost every tweet had me DYING 💀😭😂😂

  • @lore3923
    @lore3923 Před 2 lety +100

    “It was late”
    “It was 7 in the morning”
    “Yeah and I hadn’t slept yet!”

  • @samdalfthegray4495
    @samdalfthegray4495 Před 2 lety +39

    AB always has great points! "The Quartering wants Lando to be the only black guy in the entire galaxy, and Darth Vader's voice..."

  • @tomieilamo
    @tomieilamo Před 2 lety +82

    1:58:07 "People that were considered liberals ten years ago are now considered conservatives"
    Yeah, if you have same views for ten years that is what happens. That is literally how people become conservatives.

    • @Gooslie1
      @Gooslie1 Před 2 lety +18

      Picking coconuts in barbados 10 years straight 😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @thomasbuchovecky171
      @thomasbuchovecky171 Před 2 lety +3

      Sometimes. I was a Republican until I was almost 30 and then I realized my views were incompatible with a changing world.

  • @wassup9hiya
    @wassup9hiya Před 2 lety +143

    Zacks tweets are gold and are giving me 2010-2015 twitter vibes

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 2 lety +3

      COMPLETELY

    • @turducken77
      @turducken77 Před 2 lety +3

      Zach’s tweets remind me of the things I tweeted in high school circa 2012, so you’re spot on bestie 👍🏻

    • @ashsawyer558
      @ashsawyer558 Před 2 lety

      Agreed! They're good vibes

  • @michellev8475
    @michellev8475 Před 2 lety +182

    The XXXTenacion soundbite was so well timed, yet so underrated here 🤣 Ethan mispronouncing words will always be my favorite.

  • @scottrichardson6864
    @scottrichardson6864 Před 2 lety +12

    “Who even likes Ethan?” Ethan: *Getting 1 million views per podcast*
    Fresh and fit: *getting 144,000 views*

  • @osakijenu
    @osakijenu Před 2 lety +6

    2:24:45
    "careful"
    "what?"
    "you're implying that he's a sexual predator"
    "yea!"
    "well you don't know that"
    "yea i do"
    ethan and dan's dynamic fucking crack me up 😂😂😂

  • @Billibab
    @Billibab Před 2 lety +81

    58:32 Dan and Ethan have such brother vibes, when Ethan is so into everyone doing something, if Dan goes along with it, everyone else will do it too. Love your dynamic, love that Dan can't say no to Butter Buddies😭😭

  • @ccanderson01
    @ccanderson01 Před 2 lety +150

    “I have no more thoughts” made me laugh way harder than it should’ve

  • @jessicajalbert3262
    @jessicajalbert3262 Před 2 lety +30

    Ethan is becoming more dad every episode and it’s killing me 🤣

  • @djsarazen
    @djsarazen Před 2 lety +47

    Dude this was one of the funniest off the rails ever lmaooo

  • @218SerenaH
    @218SerenaH Před 2 lety +77

    "This is a clan meeting" LOL. I literally laughed out loud.

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels Před 2 lety +547

    I know I joined the stream at the right time when the crew is discussing whether wiping is optional

    • @kiaraeshi
      @kiaraeshi Před 2 lety +6

      omg so did I LMAOOO

    • @cowetareserve
      @cowetareserve Před 2 lety +2

      Spoiler alert jeeeez

    • @GP-jo8gw
      @GP-jo8gw Před 2 lety

      it's a box of chocolates here lmaooo

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures Před 2 lety +1

      WIPIN IS FER LIBRULS!!!

    • @dragonhollZ
      @dragonhollZ Před 2 lety +5

      I joined when Ethan said “can someone get some Ragu and sticks of butter?” And was so confused hahaha

  • @bejitafangirl
    @bejitafangirl Před 2 lety +8

    Fresh and Fit is so stupid. They are complaining that Marvel has become “woke” but Marvel, especially the X-Men comics, has always been about fighting for equality with strong female leads shown and all races. Those guys obviously never read the comics as kids. I would also argue that not all of the males have always been super masculine. Kurt (Nightcrawler) is a super popular character, he is not tall, he is not overly masculine, his fighting style is not the typical masculine way - his fan base has always been strong because he is so interesting and relatable to people. So I would argue that Marvel was waaaay ahead of the curve.

  • @sosteph713
    @sosteph713 Před 2 lety +6

    23:32 i'm dying
    Dan: Yeah he was fine though
    The skiier: 💀

  • @emilywhite9880
    @emilywhite9880 Před 2 lety +180

    I’m picturing Ethan and Zach “talking outside” all I can imagine is two squirrels on a picnic bench enjoying their coffee and ciggy

  • @jadethompson4510
    @jadethompson4510 Před 2 lety +140

    I can just hear Hila screaming from her office while watching Ethan talk about actually getting the butter.. lol

  • @streeturchin915
    @streeturchin915 Před 2 lety +19

    Lmao! Ethan having to clarify he meant woody Allen would die of old age before the lawsuit came to fruition.Ha he immediately realized it sounded like he would have the guy whacked

  • @starlitasmr
    @starlitasmr Před 2 lety +26

    MGK is the epitome of the male version of pick me energy

  • @toweringsequoias1590
    @toweringsequoias1590 Před 2 lety +67

    the talking fish saying "the coconuts in barbados" thing had me crying xD

  • @lilliankidd2359
    @lilliankidd2359 Před 2 lety +81

    “coconuts in barbados” homie literally has ZERO thoughts in his head

  • @wezlee117
    @wezlee117 Před 2 lety +4

    Zach definitely snorted the crystal light packets at the lunch table in middle school

  • @emmasturge8133
    @emmasturge8133 Před 2 lety +112

    I actually laughed out loud and almost dropped the dish I was washing when Ethan said that the angry German fellow in the wheel chair is straight out of Wall-E 🤣🤣🤣 too accurate

  • @loudgrape28
    @loudgrape28 Před 2 lety +853

    The funny thing is that you can argue Disney virtue signals for the sake of profit, but they COMPLETELY miss the point. Disney is not woke. Every year they announce their “first gay character” and it's a ten second background appearance. Then they completely sideline Finn from star wars, a black character who had amazing potential and photoshop him to be smaller on the poster for the Chinese release. The list goes on. They follow the money and will pivot to whatever makes them more, which is the real issue here. Anyways, I’ve got to go to Barbados bye.

    • @Clipzilla42
      @Clipzilla42 Před 2 lety +38

      Not only that, Finn isn't even on the Chinese poster...

    • @kingofthebis1068
      @kingofthebis1068 Před 2 lety +21

      Tell Rihanna to write the album

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy Před 2 lety +71

      People falling over themselves to call Disney an ally for "allowing" Loki to be "genderfluid" when they just gave him one vague line that probably went over most people's head. I saw the meltdown on Twitter, watched the scene, and was so confused. Is this what we call representation now? A token throwaway line or character that can be cut from conservative global markets? Come on.

    • @FreakyFreakyBaby
      @FreakyFreakyBaby Před 2 lety +17

      @@Clipzilla42 exactly, they don't 'follow money' - they follow the biggest stakeholder and market, China. fuck the CCP

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 Před 2 lety

      But so does every company that's Disney-sized... Doesn't Disney own a town?

  • @szsa1926
    @szsa1926 Před 2 lety +18

    Ethan keeps grilling Fresh and Fraud. Love it , we want more of that

  • @brit.annica
    @brit.annica Před 2 lety +19

    Dan is giggling so much this episode, love him so much!!

  • @fignew
    @fignew Před 2 lety +294

    “you openly racist freaks, this is a clan meeting” this is why we need h3 😂 call em out ethan 🙏🏻

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 Před 2 lety +4

      Isnt H3h3 the racist though? Hes the one that dropped the N bomb lots and laughs at all the unvaccinated minorities dying of covid.

    • @tylerclarke5591
      @tylerclarke5591 Před 2 lety +9

      @@martymcfly88mph35 80 hate comments bro your life is SO SAD

    • @fignew
      @fignew Před 2 lety +3

      The difference is that h3 has decided to learn and grow from that stage in his life. it’s harder to admit your wrongs and move forward and if we were to pick on everyone who try’s to be a better person this world would have no hope. the important thing now is that even in the public eye he has chosen to admit his wrongs and be better and because of that i’m sure more ppl have been able to grow their perspectives as well

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 Před 2 lety +7

      @@tylerclarke5591 80? No way it's that high. I only started disliking H3 recently, when he started making fun of poor minorities dying of covid with his champagne socialist buddy Hasan. These people dont trust the government and Big Pharma for good reason. Most of my comments have been positive until recently. You'd think a person that literally met his wife at a Holocaust museum would know better than to say dumb stuff like "just trust the government bro" lol. Like, what? Him and Hasan hate the working class so much, its gross.

    • @chasesigler9885
      @chasesigler9885 Před 2 lety +1

      @@martymcfly88mph35 yes socialists known for living capitalists and hating workers your delusional

  • @jaredpierson2390
    @jaredpierson2390 Před 2 lety +181

    The fresh and fit podcast is just the Eric Andre show if it wasn’t a joke. They make their guests so uncomfortable

  • @lotusmilano
    @lotusmilano Před 2 lety +14

    I’ve had a rough two weeks. Thank you Ethan and everyone on staff, this podcast really helps me escape/smile on my bad days

  • @patmac47
    @patmac47 Před 2 lety +11

    How did Ethan manage to start the show clean shaved and have 5 o'clock shadow 50 minutes in?

  • @beoneOone
    @beoneOone Před 2 lety +74

    The way fresh and fit boys can’t look at her… and they just stare deeply into each others eyes…… is just the most insecure thing I have ever seen. Just wow

  • @Rooooxy
    @Rooooxy Před 2 lety +175

    Honestly don’t debate those people.. they shouldn’t get any more coverage. Even if you destroy them in debate you still are giving them a platform so they still win in a sense for attention.

    • @Beelzebubby91
      @Beelzebubby91 Před 2 lety +14

      Agreed, pls don’t. I want to see more positive things, there’s so much negativity in the world. Literally bring on animals available for adoption and showcase them 😂 that would be so much better

    • @MissMaxx
      @MissMaxx Před 2 lety +5

      I agree. I really hope they don’t have them on. They don’t deserve the exposure. They are seriously deranged.. so many better people to bring on instead.

    • @xXMizzFlyPinayXx
      @xXMizzFlyPinayXx Před 2 lety +1

      Agreed too. I get where they're coming from and a lot of good meme content would come out of it, but its too much for me as a woman. They'll recap the good parts on the following podcast episode, so I'll watch that but I'm not watching 2 - 3 hours of F&F being extremely hateful, even if they are getting dunked on. I used to have a few guys who I've been friends with for many years just randomly spew those kinds of opinions out of nowhere even though they were super nice initially. It genuinely broke my heart to block them because I had so many good memories. Those two peons give me too much anxiety and disappointment to be able to just sit there and hear them disrespect black women like its nothing.

  • @BridgetteTurco
    @BridgetteTurco Před 2 lety +406

    Imagine being upset about the race of MYTHICAL CREATURES

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 Před 2 lety +1

      They must be missing chromosomes

    • @OpSecClyde
      @OpSecClyde Před 2 lety +16

      Imagine thinking you had to change the race of MYTHICAL CREATURES to be inclusive. I agree its dumb to be upset over that but the people that grew up with the story and the lore are allowed to be upset. Both sides are dumb and seem to have some mental things they should work through. Not on either side but man everyone is losing it lol.

    • @AlexMor0406
      @AlexMor0406 Před 2 lety +3

      @@joshuaaldaco8438 What are you implying? That because down syndrome people have extra chromosomes they're smarter than you? I mean I can see that... You don't know how genetic conditions work Yet are using them as an insult? Yikes! Your parents are biologically related, allegedly.

    • @OpSecClyde
      @OpSecClyde Před 2 lety +4

      @@botanicalitus4194 I don't know much about anything you just said. I also don't even care about Lord of the rings but what I am saying is those people are losers and the people that argue that they did it for diversity sake are also losers. From what I do understand is that the lore is set in the New Zealand many years ago where everyone was historically white. Again I couldn't give two shits about that or skin color in general for anyone but to argue your side and not even be able to comparand the premise of the argument is asinine. Also to say they didn't do it to be inclusive or to give into woke culture (You can believe in that and not be right wing btw for any idiot that cant comprehend that either) is also ridiculous. If you think you should change skin color of a predetermined cast you're weird. Now if there isn't any indication of color, time period or historical lore then do whatever you want and if people cry then, sure you have a case for racism. Once again, not on either side but I do see the lunacy from both sides. At the end of the day both sides are full of losers getting torn up over a mythical story lol.

    • @sophiaeagle1193
      @sophiaeagle1193 Před 2 lety +10

      I thought everyone would be upset bc the dwarf lady has no beard and the elf man has short hair..... Boy was I wrong 😬😬😬

  • @XI_frankSTAR_IX
    @XI_frankSTAR_IX Před 2 lety +7

    From the Mayonnaise Man to the Butter Boy
    The autobiography of Zach Lewis

  • @judeharrison4218
    @judeharrison4218 Před 2 lety +33

    Dan saying “Girlboss energy” would be a powerful soundbite
    edit ; ( @29:16 for easy clipping lol)

  • @dark_ranger1951
    @dark_ranger1951 Před 2 lety +139

    Dude shoutout to Sam for getting that butter and giving us beautiful choas. bless up queen

    • @jaimecohen7584
      @jaimecohen7584 Před 2 lety

      Love Sam and love that cute emoji of her! She’s a true Queen!

    • @Apd174
      @Apd174 Před 2 lety +2

      Sam and Ian are a power couple

    • @OhhhNeil
      @OhhhNeil Před 2 lety +1

      It’s chaos

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 Před 2 lety +1

      Sam is one of my favorite cast members and highly underrated since she’s behind the scenes a lot. She’s a boss!!! All those cooking things she does for them 🤯🤩

    • @Pamelalrene
      @Pamelalrene Před 2 lety +1

      I'm a Sam and Ian simp for sure. They're both hilarious and wonderful on their own, but together it's unreal

  • @tomieilamo
    @tomieilamo Před 2 lety +13

    I didn't think you could be a poser in the boomer scene but Zach's drafts proved me wrong

  • @katiecramer6453
    @katiecramer6453 Před 2 lety +13

    Can we PLEASE get more Hila in the video game soundbites?! I LOVE THEM

  • @justjoules5615
    @justjoules5615 Před 2 lety +44

    Hila leaves for one episode, and Ethan is already chowing down sticks of butter.

  • @sarahcdubz
    @sarahcdubz Před 2 lety +143

    Ethan please do a full skit as the Tinder Swindler that was too good 😂

  • @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
    @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans Před 2 lety +40

    The LOTR thing is the same thing that happened with The Witcher show. People were super upset about black people being casted. It was so upsetting to see people hate on the poor actors and actresses. As a huge Witcher fan, I personally love the cast and think they all do an amazing job.

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 Před 2 lety +3

      I didn’t know this was an issue on The Witcher, I loved everyone in the cast. This is so crazy to me

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus Před 2 lety

      Same thing happened with GOT. and they were canon to the books!

  • @elisexoxo5430
    @elisexoxo5430 Před 2 lety +7

    “ this is a clan meeting” is how I will describe any gathering of problematic public figures from now on

  • @daviddobarganes9115
    @daviddobarganes9115 Před 2 lety +246

    Righties: "Lefties have an agenda!"
    Also Righties: "This candy is not sexy enough, there is a black man in this television show, reality is under attack"

    • @nataliecwine
      @nataliecwine Před 2 lety +18

      I thought you were talking about right and left handed people lmaooo took me a second

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nataliecwine 😂😭

  • @Woopywomp
    @Woopywomp Před 2 lety +93

    I don't think he's embarrassed about having liked Kanye. I think Ian's over him and annoyed that he's still associated or posed as the Kanye guy, especially now.

  • @fleurflower19
    @fleurflower19 Před 2 lety +12

    AB is getting so comfortable and is hilarious. Keep it up dude

  • @Pixels27
    @Pixels27 Před 2 lety +31

    Zach 'missing the 80s' is top of the line cringe, with peace and love

  • @TreeBee555
    @TreeBee555 Před 2 lety +386

    No self-respecting woman would ever give the time of day to those “F and F” buffoons.
    I’m not lacking for attention and I would never look twice at those idiots. How did that woman not see that they were not even acknowledging she was a human? Well, I guess I know, she’s Jordan Peterson‘s daughter.

    • @gandhiguerrero3668
      @gandhiguerrero3668 Před 2 lety +10

      Daaaaaamn, that was cold

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 Před 2 lety +39

      Yeah it didn’t even phase her she’s so used to thinking women are irrelevant including herself

    • @TreeBee555
      @TreeBee555 Před 2 lety +9

      @@gandhiguerrero3668 Thank you! The truth hurts.

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 Před 2 lety +2

      Have you ever seen people with different positions talk to each other?

    • @buggedmechanics3918
      @buggedmechanics3918 Před 2 lety

      Shes Canadian

  • @wheelinwanderer
    @wheelinwanderer Před 2 lety +104

    you can just see how tired you are Ethan :( we know you and hila have a whole new world you just walked into with a brand new baby. !please! rest when needed, peace and love

  • @Alec_____
    @Alec_____ Před 2 lety +14

    I love how Dan keeps saying "allegedly" when Ethan says that Woody Allen porked his own daughter, bro they have children 😭😭 they're married today 😭

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 Před 9 měsíci

      You're mixing two people up. His daughter is Dylan Farrow, who was adopted by Mia Farrow while he was dating Mia, and he had a hand in raising her. She claims that he did stuff with her. He then dated and married another person who was adopted by Mia Farrow and her lover after Mia stopped dating him. That is the person married to him with kids. You can argue that it's similar but one is more his daughter than the other.

  • @tamaratravani
    @tamaratravani Před 2 lety +3

    Yooo I was dyinggggggggg at the picking coconuts in Barbados part 😂😂😂

  • @gabihagelstein515
    @gabihagelstein515 Před 2 lety +39

    I like how dan slid the butter to ab as if it would be some sort of temptation to him 😂

  • @LatiNoble
    @LatiNoble Před 2 lety +72

    “Wiping is optional” is a banger sound bite.

  • @jengold5868
    @jengold5868 Před 2 lety +4

    "This is a Klan meeting!" TOOK ME TF OUT 🤣 Ethan we love you

  • @alexismp3087
    @alexismp3087 Před 2 lety +6

    I just noticed the “off the rails” sticker over the H3TV and it’s making me laugh way too much

  • @giandina85
    @giandina85 Před 2 lety +22

    zach should totally get the sound bite of "coconuts in barbados" and play it always when there is a moment of silence instead of the crickets ahahahaha dead air ..... coconut in barbados