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  • @ineverknew5331
    @ineverknew5331 Před 4 lety +6110

    Bruh I spawned as a Spider in The Philippines and some kids took and forced me to fight other spiders that are way out of my weight class

    • @niedodwyaneanthonye.7727
      @niedodwyaneanthonye.7727 Před 4 lety +549

      Some kid just Spawn camped my family

    • @genethemineman
      @genethemineman Před 4 lety +239

      @Justinmatthew Perez Those ai are just more toxic as a ML player.. More toxic than the tarantula

    • @pker3293
      @pker3293 Před 4 lety +84

      The spawn protection is necessary and the devs need to take it into consideration

    • @ultra990yt9
      @ultra990yt9 Před 4 lety +32

      Shit. Samon will be buffed soon.

    • @Jahwie
      @Jahwie Před 4 lety +87

      Asia got a huge nerf with the a new virus class.

  • @snaper0218
    @snaper0218 Před 3 lety +6842

    There's this glitch where when a spider main bites a human it turns into spiderman, really weird bug hope the devs fix this, very op for humans...

    • @eternalkino34
      @eternalkino34 Před 3 lety +271

      Yeah the dev be chillin
      Dont make him come down here punk

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 Před 3 lety +604

      It ain’t a glitch, it’s an Easter egg.

    • @hallamhal
      @hallamhal Před 3 lety +193

      As if humans weren't broken enough

    • @mr.eldritch1589
      @mr.eldritch1589 Před 3 lety +221

      That glitch is a myth! It only exists in fan-games...the Spider-Man glitch is to outside what herobrine is Minecraft!

    • @rickastley7756
      @rickastley7756 Před 3 lety +80

      Tip for spider mains: spend 200 eveloution points on the move "summon 100" when you get damaged and you're on less than 5 health you can use it and it will summon 100 small spiders that can freak the human out so you could run (you can also use it to troll players when you kill you cause it automatically gets used when u die)

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 Před 2 lety +2291

    Social spider: AOE
    Tarantula: Tank
    Funnel web: DPS
    Jumping spider: * _boing_ *

    • @n0k148
      @n0k148 Před 2 lety +103

      and cute eyes to entice the target

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor Před 2 lety +21

      What does AOE mean again?

    • @AnAngryMarauder
      @AnAngryMarauder Před 2 lety +59

      @@TheIndoraptor area of effect

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor Před 2 lety +29

      @@AnAngryMarauder Thank you very much. I finally found the answer thanks to you. Have a good day

    • @AnAngryMarauder
      @AnAngryMarauder Před 2 lety +7

      @@TheIndoraptor you as well

  • @Fackunator
    @Fackunator Před 2 lety +908

    I had a partnership with a tarantula player. She was a bit dumb at times, but I always ensured to get her XP with my grind. We shared server for 9 years, but unfortunately she disconnected from the game earlier this year. Miss you, Sammy

  • @hiddensoh223
    @hiddensoh223 Před 4 lety +1777

    i was a spider main until a Human NPC stepped on me so i did my special move and spawned like 1000 spiders

    • @czarthetsar2968
      @czarthetsar2968 Před 4 lety +177

      That was you?

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy Před 4 lety +114

      i hate u

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 Před 4 lety +32

      Mother friker, well atleast i was hiding and camping without them noticing me :) *i was the water spidah and catching peaple that where closer to the lakes!! get noob peaple who where playing as tiny ground types near me.* (well it was my first time playing so i might be an absolute idiot :))

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 Před 4 lety +6

      There aren’t any NPCs...

    • @Kargalagan
      @Kargalagan Před 4 lety +37

      @@microTrash28 maybe cashiers are NPCs, since I don't notice any feelings from them

  • @yangrichardd
    @yangrichardd Před 6 lety +5731

    Toxicity Level: LoL Players and Competitive Hanzo Main 😂

    • @dkpsyhog
      @dkpsyhog Před 6 lety +248

      When you see a chart with a lot of words in a TierZoo video, you've gotta read them to find the obligatory Easter eggs XD

    • @vishnugautam8590
      @vishnugautam8590 Před 6 lety +9

      Y.Rich I saw that that was hilarious

    • @steveslothstorm1155
      @steveslothstorm1155 Před 6 lety +140

      Also we get to be the bottom on the list

    • @WyandWombat
      @WyandWombat Před 6 lety +37

      I loved the cheetah on the glass cannon effectiveness chart. Poor buggers :D

    • @EpicFishStudio
      @EpicFishStudio Před 6 lety +8

      venomancer from dota can't even compete in this!

  • @KhaledQara
    @KhaledQara Před 3 lety +304

    jumping spiders are actually really smart players. Their intelligence seeks the highest out of all the other builds in the game. They’re strategists who optimise the most out of the least amount of effort. They can take out opponents 2 or 3 times the size they are. I mean honestly almost all spiders are smart players, they know how to use their environment well even though they’re blind most of the day.

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude Před rokem +6

      i once saw a video of a jumping spider that attacked its prey around an obstacle by flaring its legs out like a sail to catch a crosswind

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako Před rokem +11

      Only Ogre spiders get blind during the day. Not all spiders.

    • @dmorgan0628
      @dmorgan0628 Před rokem

      They've survived many meta's man.

    • @KhaledQara
      @KhaledQara Před rokem

      @@StoutShako you are correct.

  • @christofferhenriksen7631
    @christofferhenriksen7631 Před 2 lety +441

    5:47 i paused to see what spiders were the most toxic and saw lol players, so fucking true 😆

  • @jamesmasonaltair1062
    @jamesmasonaltair1062 Před 3 lety +3371

    Jumping spiders were correctly placed in A tier. However, their intelligence rating should perhaps have been a little higher. Had a girlfriend who had some as pets and I swear those little things recognized her. I'm not afraid of spiders, but don't really want them crawling on me either, but these jumping spiders actually seemed to show a limited kind of dog-like affection for her. They often rode around on her during the day when she was at work and just out and about. They were actually pretty cool little creatures.

    • @Octavian999
      @Octavian999 Před 3 lety +598

      they're also easily the most adorable of all spiders

    • @infxted9087
      @infxted9087 Před 3 lety +445

      You are definitely right. I can't remember what documentary I was watching but in it the researchers believed the jumping spiders to be the smartest in the whole insect kingdom. They use their eyes to communicate with each other I guess.

    • @meltedyakkystick3891
      @meltedyakkystick3891 Před 3 lety +302

      One time I was trying to catch a jumping spider in my house and I swear it was looking straight at me the whole time like it knew something was up

    • @SpaceOddity8
      @SpaceOddity8 Před 3 lety +161

      There's a really good book, Children of Time, about how Jumping Spiders were left to evolve on another planet and became an extremely intelligent species based on what they already had going on with them.

    • @StrictlyDeft
      @StrictlyDeft Před 3 lety +98

      Oh yeah, a lot of the jumping spiders are very smart but one in particular is big brain genius the Portia Jumping Spider. They are often nicknamed spider hunters

  • @denmark5354
    @denmark5354 Před 5 lety +4081

    The fear debuff from spiders needs a serious nerf. I'm so glad that most spider mains don't play all that much on European servers.

    • @RogerTheil
      @RogerTheil Před 5 lety +270

      That's why you play a build with high courage and practice your stomp.

    • @denmark5354
      @denmark5354 Před 5 lety +233

      @@RogerTheil Kinda pointless when there are some spider mains that have invested extra points evolving their exoskeleton trait. Stomp all you want, the darn thing takes minimal damage.
      And you forget that certain debuffs nullify other skils, traits and stats.
      Arachnophobia specifically nullifies everything related to bravery, and depending on the intensity of the debuff, it can also lower mobility to 0.

    • @RogerTheil
      @RogerTheil Před 5 lety +128

      @@denmark5354 oh yeah I hate those players. Talk about an annoying playstyle to fight against. The stomp and twist combo is the only thing I've found that works against them.
      True, some players get hit hard by those randomized debuffs. Idk how the devs think it's fair, but I guess it's one of those sneaky nerfs they give some humans just because they know it's WAY too time consuming to quit and reroll over something like that.

    • @haydnadkins5007
      @haydnadkins5007 Před 5 lety +130

      Since I'm in the North American I not as lucky, but at least I'm not playing on the Australian server.

    • @TheDudlydude
      @TheDudlydude Před 5 lety +35

      You can gain resistance to that debuff through research. Very few spiders can bite you let alone kill you and most bites attributed to spiders are the fault of other household pests.

  • @mr-cactus1519
    @mr-cactus1519 Před 2 lety +117

    There’s a hidden spider class:
    The Halloween Decoration.
    It disguises itself as an actual spider despite being made of cheap fabric. Not to mention, any human players who’ve completed the “Adult” achievement will not receive any fear debuffs from its presence.

    • @froggygamerboy4
      @froggygamerboy4 Před 2 lety +9

      It basically has inf hp, it dosent die unless if it goes in a fire place or smth

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 Před rokem +1

      There are adult humans who have the Arachnophobia flaw, which definitely get a fear response on these, though it only works if they are caught unaware

    • @toddfox2229
      @toddfox2229 Před 4 měsíci

      Also spiders hide in cities so they hide as these

  • @DUWANGlai_kangyi
    @DUWANGlai_kangyi Před rokem +20

    I think I accidentally found a cheat to immunize myself to the creepy factor, because to me spiders are adorable af

    • @GospodinSlav
      @GospodinSlav Před 9 měsíci

      Bro I hate hax users, they make their lure 3x brighter than mine! They RUIN my day!

    • @amelinadebritobelchior8399
      @amelinadebritobelchior8399 Před 7 měsíci

      Same

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Před měsícem

      Honestly they look like sticks except for tarantulas and they are adorable

  • @thattobithough7115
    @thattobithough7115 Před 6 lety +7440

    Just noticed that TierZoo is also a German word and means Animal zoo. Nice thinking or legendary luck

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 Před 5 lety +456

      i would like a response to this

    • @deleted6792
      @deleted6792 Před 5 lety +111

      I bet it luck

    • @niklasmitfussl2639
      @niklasmitfussl2639 Před 4 lety +303

      The german word for "Zoo" isn't zoo itself, it's "TIERGARTEN". The more you know

    • @soupsoup4245
      @soupsoup4245 Před 4 lety +516

      @@niklasmitfussl2639 ... Does that mean kindergarten means children zoo?

    • @af6462
      @af6462 Před 4 lety +251

      @@soupsoup4245 It's more like animal garden and kid garden, but pretty much!

  • @Toopoo_
    @Toopoo_ Před 3 lety +1509

    “Spiders are the creepiest creature”
    *Every deep ocean predator ever wants to know your location*

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 Před 3 lety +105

      That's mostly just the lighting in their server that makes them creepy, they can look pretty derpy in plain view

    • @Cimsage
      @Cimsage Před 3 lety +73

      Still scary if you see a squid bigger than you in light or dark

    • @notamemberofilluminati8382
      @notamemberofilluminati8382 Před 3 lety +39

      Just turn up brightness lol noob

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Před 3 lety +18

      @@blahthebiste7924 The snaggletooth would beg to differ. Also the goblin shark.

    • @ok-mn1we
      @ok-mn1we Před 3 lety +6

      Spiders are normal like everything else
      Even "the creepiest" ocean predator

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf Před 3 lety +107

    Just imagine the horror of a true eusocial spider build....

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. Před 2 lety +19

      Dont give them ideas

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 Před 2 lety +16

      @@BobThePenguin. ya…
      DO
      NOT
      GIVE
      THEM
      IDEAS

    • @lordicarus8807
      @lordicarus8807 Před 2 lety +3

      Have you watched the movie Arachnophobia?

    • @Johncornwell103
      @Johncornwell103 Před 2 lety

      There is already a spider like that in a sense.
      It's a type of jumping spider in SE Asia.
      In multiple studies it has shown to have it's own form of communication that it only uses with members of it's species.
      It also has been observed to actually have higher intelligence than almost all mammals other than primates, dolphins, or whales. When hunting larger targets it will actually throw rocks as a form of distraction, use previously caught small insects as bait etc...

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla Před 2 lety +6

      @@Johncornwell103 well that doesnt make it Eusocial. Eusocial would be as if a group of spiders gained a hive mind and effectively formed a governmental system, with specialized variants within their own species alone.

  • @sarkzar
    @sarkzar Před 3 lety +42

    for people asking about the goliath bird eater- they're just big tarantulas, and funnily enough nowhere near the most aggressive. Bird eaters, like other tarantulas from the americas, are a lot less aggressive than ones from asia or africa, and make good pets (provided you have a basic idea of what you're doing).

    • @GospodinSlav
      @GospodinSlav Před 9 měsíci

      Imagine playing on terrestrial servers.

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Před měsícem

      the Bird Eater is very interesting. i learned about them in school

  • @rougetoad4937
    @rougetoad4937 Před 3 lety +1432

    5:47
    Toxicity level: League of Legends player
    You’re goddam right

  • @andrewanderson3016
    @andrewanderson3016 Před 4 lety +1931

    I’d love to see a video on the microbiological builds.

    • @BRDoriginal
      @BRDoriginal Před 3 lety +35

      Not necessarily. animal builds have immune systems. Unless you help your host somehow, it will attack you. Plus you have a short lifespan to gain experience.

    • @octopushands6923
      @octopushands6923 Před 3 lety +36

      I'd make a dick joke but I think that would be low teir move

    • @jens-eriksvrke2343
      @jens-eriksvrke2343 Před 3 lety +7

      Dude there are so many groups to tier, I think it would have to made as a list by playstyles

    • @fredriddles1763
      @fredriddles1763 Před 3 lety +9

      Call it "glass of water" meta; cover all the microbes that are normally found in a glass of water!

    • @breadsticks1655
      @breadsticks1655 Před 3 lety +8

      Bacteriophage top tier. It has a great matchup against most bacteria and doesn’t even effect humans so they don’t get killed by them.

  • @damcmadlad2975
    @damcmadlad2975 Před rokem +12

    Another thing to consider is that both the tarantula and the jumping spider have the lesser known ironically cute perk which was shadow dropped in the 21st century update of the game where some players of the human build provide support to them in a similar way cats and dog players are supported

  • @xxx-ff9gw
    @xxx-ff9gw Před 3 lety +66

    Wow, you can literally hear how much he has improved over the years

  • @jesusdiscipledon1499
    @jesusdiscipledon1499 Před 6 lety +860

    I’m a megaflora mane. A huge tree to be exact. I’ve been alive for over 973 years, in March. Through a millennia of collecting Xp passively I have leveled up beyond the wildest imaginations of many other players. As I begin to share my stor.....
    *chain saw noises*
    Oh fuck.....

    • @drago9000
      @drago9000 Před 6 lety +16

      Sinbad from Shazam A DIS Chanel Movie lmfao

    • @InfernoPower
      @InfernoPower Před 6 lety +5

      Sinbad from Shazam A DIS Chanel Movie Lol

    • @RavagersPrey
      @RavagersPrey Před 6 lety +50

      *Titanic Flute music plays

    • @brycethorner
      @brycethorner Před 6 lety +64

      Man sorry bro, sometimes you just get picked off by a hard counter.

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel Před 6 lety +8

      git gud

  • @bot6935
    @bot6935 Před 5 lety +1787

    spider-man should've been SSSS+ tier
    -Genius
    -Fought a mad titan
    -Human disguise

    • @thebrainman4045
      @thebrainman4045 Před 4 lety +16

      If he fights someone with a slipper then spiderman is screwed

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 Před 4 lety +27

      He's not a Spider in Disguise though. He's a human that adopted some spider-like qualities.
      Rather, what you're looking for is Spiders-Man. A single 's' in difference. But a major change in play. Spiders-Man takes "Co-op" play to a whole new level. It's a colony of tens of thousands of spiders working together to imitate Peter Parker. Complete with even occupying a suit and filling it to resemble a humanoid.

    • @Rbandzz.23
      @Rbandzz.23 Před 4 lety +2

      I NEED SUBS its morales thats a common latin american last name, common in america too.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 Před 4 lety +1

      @@LeviathanTamer31 damn I didn't know spiders-man was a thing.
      I guess my original D&D character isn't actually all that original.

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 Před 4 lety +9

      @@kamikeserpentail3778 What're you talking about? You made a new character without any source that you recognized as being similar. That's plenty original, not to mention in what way you took them since then.

  • @iranenor6965
    @iranenor6965 Před 3 lety +124

    6:29 okay at least give them higher intelligence, they can literally map out a plan to get to their opponent. if that isnt at least 70 intelligence idk wtf is lol

    • @SagaDraws
      @SagaDraws Před 2 lety +1

      I mean spiders have an IQ of 1.8 sooooo

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie Před 2 lety +47

      @@SagaDraws “Hm yes give the spider a written IQ test”

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie Před 2 lety +1

      @Pleoryo ikr

    • @RIPMMC
      @RIPMMC Před 2 lety +11

      Yes but he went over the fact that jumping spiders have excellent vision, mapping and planing, especially for a tiny 2 cm being
      In the rest of the clip he showed of it attacking the other spider, you see the jumping spider spot the web from afar, then scanning its surroundings and coming up with an attack plan (and of course it comes up with some splinter cell style stuff)

    • @n0k148
      @n0k148 Před 2 lety +3

      the jumping spider deserves S+ tier just for its coot litol eyes

  • @dominiczibuda5232
    @dominiczibuda5232 Před 2 lety +23

    Beetle tier list, please. The strongest animal relative to it's weight is a beetle. They have some crazy builds too

    • @raistlin3462
      @raistlin3462 Před rokem

      Insects have already been covered.

    • @raistlin3462
      @raistlin3462 Před rokem

      @@theboredsaint
      "Vile comment, long time forgotten..
      Arise, arise by annoying powers...
      And stalk this channel once more."

  • @mvttFPS
    @mvttFPS Před 6 lety +5120

    lmao the idea behind this channel is pure genius and I can't believe it hasn't been done before, or hasn't been done well enough to get attention

    • @bass283
      @bass283 Před 6 lety +58

      Sly
      Casually explained sort of does it like this, though he doesn't do history

    • @clearlyanartistanimations6915
      @clearlyanartistanimations6915 Před 6 lety +29

      My friend and I were joking around with the idea way before the channel was even made. We called it Life 0.52. Called the presidents Admins and all other crap. :/

    • @someonethirsty1957
      @someonethirsty1957 Před 6 lety +14

      The idea came from casually explained. He released a video with the same idea and suddenly other people start doing it as well.

    • @bluedott8177
      @bluedott8177 Před 6 lety +6

      Yeah it needs to be a game

    • @kyle1267
      @kyle1267 Před 6 lety +13

      We need to have an actual game tho

  • @McKeelix
    @McKeelix Před 5 lety +1889

    Jumping spider has a higher INT stat than pictured. It's important to have high intelligence in order to successfully calculate the kind of risks they tend to take. I would argue that they're a low S.

    • @secondrate4926
      @secondrate4926 Před 5 lety +237

      I would have to agree. Jumping spiders also have some of the most intelligent hunting strategies in the spider guild. They actively change their hunting patterns and maneuvers to optimize EXP gain. Data miners are still just figuring out the depth of their hunting capabilities. :D

    • @manfredking
      @manfredking Před 5 lety +129

      Sammantha Mitcham absolutely, its important to remember that a small brain doesnt necessarily mean less potential max intelligence, and when it comes to jumping spiders, there are even builds that put so many points into intelligence that they can navigate hazardous environments by memorizing the map layout, hunt players out of their direct line of sight, mimic other builds’ behavior to infiltrate enemy bases, and even process remarkably high levels of visual data for their size, letting them recognize much larger entities as player models instead of just part of the map!

    • @LilacDownDeep
      @LilacDownDeep Před 5 lety +44

      Especially if you include the Portia members of the Jumping Spider community, who are very intelligent and fierce hunters.

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries Před 5 lety +2

      That's not from intellect, probably just second nature. It's the same with cats tails

    • @manfredking
      @manfredking Před 5 lety +65

      Clay Soggyfries the most common use of the word “intellect” is to describe the ability of something to adapt and deduce information from its environment. the improvisation and planning skills shown by the portia genus are by any definition a sign of intellect. they act differently based on what resources they have available, they exhibit a sense of object permanence, and they are able to alter their plans partway through if need be. thats not muscle memory or pure instinct. thats the ability to learn. aka, intellect.

  • @ajgarcia9879
    @ajgarcia9879 Před 2 lety +13

    “Mike I swear to god” 😂😂

  • @bedroombunny9529
    @bedroombunny9529 Před 2 lety +13

    I definetly zoomed the browser window out to less than 50% while watching this video. I despise spiders but your videos are so educational that I knew I was going to learn something new even if it was about something I wish didn't exist, and I did. I did not know that there are Spiders that use their webs like air pockets and that's actually kinda of cool.

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Před měsícem

      But theyre just a circle with 6 legs

    • @bedroombunny9529
      @bedroombunny9529 Před měsícem

      @@Levascus Demonic circles with too many legs.

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Před měsícem

      @@bedroombunny9529 You have to remember that spiders, every arthropod and snakes fear you as much as you fear them

    • @bedroombunny9529
      @bedroombunny9529 Před měsícem

      @@Levascus Doubtful, they don't freeze, struggle to breathe, and feint upon seeing me.

  • @elietheshark1497
    @elietheshark1497 Před 4 lety +1712

    If jumping spiders aren't S class I'll be very put out
    Damnit.

    • @Rowantg
      @Rowantg Před 4 lety +81

      I'm more disappointed by the relatively low int score the jumping spider got.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Před 4 lety +35

      I don't think he was giving out bonus points for being cute.

    • @AliciaSmiles947
      @AliciaSmiles947 Před 4 lety +40

      I was dissapointed he gave them such a low intelligence considering Portia Fimbriata the most intelligent spider, which is a jumping spider. Although I don't necessarily want them to be S class. I wished he would have gave their intelligence better stats.

    • @Cy-ee4fr
      @Cy-ee4fr Před 4 lety +7

      I have arachnopobia
      I clicked the video
      Got scared
      ....
      Don't know what i expected.

    • @rowandowler511
      @rowandowler511 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah the fringed jumping spiders also don't kill mates, as well as being the smartest.

  • @ADAJ342
    @ADAJ342 Před 3 lety +2428

    Other spiders: nooo you're a spider, you're suposed to camp
    Jumping spider: haha, spider go jump
    Wolf spider after seeing this meme: Am I a joke to you?

    • @dhruvaingale8718
      @dhruvaingale8718 Před 3 lety +77

      Imagine complaining about someone *not camping*

    • @cavendor5286
      @cavendor5286 Před 3 lety +63

      Ha ha spider go
      *YEET*

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 Před 3 lety +39

      Spider go *_nyooom_*

    • @redheadpeperjack9569
      @redheadpeperjack9569 Před 3 lety +31

      Ha ha tiny spider go boing

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 Před 3 lety +41

      @@dhruvaingale8718 , to be fair.
      If you have an entire class KNOWN for camping and then you go right ahead and make and anticamping build on that same class you Know you're gonna get some weird looks.

  • @klaw2749
    @klaw2749 Před rokem +4

    I think this tier list deserves a remake since it's 5 years old. I just watched the insect tier list which was amazing. I think, perhaps, even instead of a new spider tier list, maybe make an arachnid one? It's not that this video is bad, I just think that there's many interesting spiders lacking from the list, not to mention the many kinds of arachnids most people don't even know about.

  • @christianrichardson7541
    @christianrichardson7541 Před 2 lety +2

    pregnant spider sitting on your living room floor: intimidation stats max, fight capability like nothing

  • @mellowdium1334
    @mellowdium1334 Před 5 lety +456

    Australian servers have a lot of spider mains, surprisingly

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei Před 4 lety +11

      Don't you mean UNsurprisingly?

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby Před 4 lety +34

      Yeah but Australian server is pretty filled with meme players. Like from what i know, about 90% of the overall player population there has some kind of wacky meme build like Kangaroos and Emus. Even the Humans have pretty meme builds there.

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei Před 4 lety +28

      @@B.Scruby Emus are OP. They pwned humans in the 30s.

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby Před 4 lety +13

      @@MrHarumakiSensei Hahaha yeah, i saw that pinned thread in the E.M.U Boards, saying how the Guild Leaders of the Human Faction decided to declare a Guild War against the Emu Mains for invading territory. Suffice to say, funniest thread i have ever seen in that Board, all the Emu mains were just spamming "Kekekekekekekekekekekeke" for about 120 posts.

    • @michaelscott8567
      @michaelscott8567 Před 4 lety +3

      @@B.Scruby The Emu. The only thing to defeat the Australian army.

  • @desu38
    @desu38 Před 6 lety +607

    I heard the first spider main was a human player named Arachne who was well known for the decorative items she crafted. She claimed she was better at crafting these items than the mods, so Athena, one of the mods at the time, challenged her. Arachne won with a tapestry that mocked the mods, so Athena set her race to spider in anger. She even gave the spider its signature crafting ability just to rub it in Arachne's face.

    • @deckpats
      @deckpats Před 6 lety +70

      I can't believe she only god a 3 day ban with no further punishment for that. God needs to choose his staff better. Changing a player race manually is illegal in the Buddhist faction, and normally leads to perm banning or permanently changing a player's race to an F-Tier lightweight class such as a Canadian Soldiers. They're an insect class that live for 2 days and then die immediately, which automatically sets someone back to a best a Mouse/Rat class.

    • @bradleyprimeau8663
      @bradleyprimeau8663 Před 6 lety +13

      Middle-Aged Robloxer is funny as that was I'm gonna have to get all patriotic for that Canadian soldier thing. Have you ever looked up why the Whitehouse is white? It used to be called the presidents mansion. It was painted white to cover up the burn damage that remained after they repaired the structural burn damage. Who burned it down? Soldiers from the then named dominion of Canada. Have you ever heard the story of the tin pot navy? At the start of one of the world wars (can't be assed to remember which right now ) Canada had 6-ish ships. *FUCKING 6*. We finished the war with roughly two-HUNDRED captured enemy ships and enough constructed ships to make us the third largest naval power at the time. Canada's standing military may not be impressive, but when we need to go to war it gets impressive. REAL. FUCKING. FAST.

    • @MyLittleCreator
      @MyLittleCreator Před 6 lety +15

      Well said. There is a reason Canadian soldiers were used as shock troops during ww1, and constantly positioned were the fighting was the fiercest.

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 Před 6 lety +36

      No, Athena was jealous of the fact that Arachne actually was better than her (rather than claiming to be),
      it was a nearly identical case with Medusa (Whom managed to make a better looking avatar than that one Mod.)

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 Před 6 lety +22

      Aphrodite! That was her name! Jealous bitch.
      The real kicker here is that even after the forced change Medusa still looked better.

  • @thelightbulb6657
    @thelightbulb6657 Před 3 lety +7

    fun fact about black widows:
    one time my dad burned a black widow's egg sack and it smelled like fresh smores

  • @ogpukas1864
    @ogpukas1864 Před 2 lety +7

    4:27 imagine having a crazy good regeneration ability just for it to be used to be destroyed

  • @victorzimm
    @victorzimm Před 3 lety +964

    the scariest thing about the brazilian wandering spider is it's aggression, once you're in their turf, they will lock you as a target and attack you

    • @somesaykosm8081
      @somesaykosm8081 Před 3 lety +89

      Don't forget about the... side-effects.

    • @eduardolins5391
      @eduardolins5391 Před 3 lety +50

      These bitches sometimes will stand up and if they do and you dont have a teammate around you kinda fucked

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 Před 2 lety +62

      Remind me to bring a Flamethrower for when I want to go to Brazil.

    • @carnage337.
      @carnage337. Před 2 lety +50

      @@somesaykosm8081 might you be referring to extremely painful errections that last hours?

    • @zoroverse8358
      @zoroverse8358 Před 2 lety +9

      Eduardo Lins stomp on it but it usually wins the matchup thanks to intimidation.

  • @jagthecarguy4855
    @jagthecarguy4855 Před 3 lety +1281

    Btw, Jumping Spiders should have HIGH intel levels. They are extremely smart and that’s part of the reason why they’re so accurate, because they need to carefully calculate their jumps.

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f Před 2 lety +118

      Plus they can execute plans and have a memory for good hunting grounds

    • @som9ne
      @som9ne Před 2 lety +69

      Within days of being born and they are better at math than most people. Top tier spider

    • @jagthecarguy4855
      @jagthecarguy4855 Před 2 lety +21

      @@som9ne Definitely! Should be S tier all around!

    • @lestorbeeny8454
      @lestorbeeny8454 Před 2 lety +61

      There's also evidence of them running around the edges of other spider victims webs and tucking on the strings in order to make the spider react so that it positions itself more favourably to the jumping spiders optimal attack position. Quite smart

    • @giacomocasanova2893
      @giacomocasanova2893 Před 2 lety +18

      I see we here have all watched the video of Portia the adorable jumping spider

  • @funnyman4311
    @funnyman4311 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how the bark spider is just like: I swear to god man if I get back home and my web has been destroyed, I am gonna be pissed.

  • @tomlom69
    @tomlom69 Před 3 lety +4

    Thank you for the last two days of my content binging. Your channel is informational and hilarious with all the game banter. I love it 😆

  • @purple_baconhair8438
    @purple_baconhair8438 Před 4 lety +1635

    Ayo bruh where my homeboy Minecraft spider at?

    • @scorpiogamer4962
      @scorpiogamer4962 Před 4 lety +66

      And cave spiders too😂

    • @sylis7158
      @sylis7158 Před 4 lety +47

      Bruh where is Webber from Don't Starve?

    • @MilesApartofficial
      @MilesApartofficial Před 4 lety +5

      Tier zoos real name is hank venom

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king Před 4 lety

      He's on the mincraft tier zoo too op outsides spiders more balanced

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 Před 4 lety +5

      guys that mob is from a different game, dont be silly.
      unless the modders get back at it again, then they would be A tier probably.

  • @VeteranVandal
    @VeteranVandal Před 4 lety +277

    Had a Brazilian Wandering spider in my house before. We tried spooking, it didn't budge. We tried attacking it with a pole, it bit the pole. We tried fire. It didn't die. We had to stomp it with a pole 3 times and apply fire before killing it. It was too big to be left alone.
    Br wandering spiders are so aggressive you should approach them with caution. The mofos have no fear. Just hatred to everything in their path.

    • @averageisekaifan
      @averageisekaifan Před 4 lety +7

      mate there's no need to torture animals like that, a quick stomp while holding it with a stick always does the trick

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal Před 4 lety +38

      @@averageisekaifan if it was a spot with easy access...

    • @chickenbokernot2598
      @chickenbokernot2598 Před 3 lety +9

      Greedy Crustacean they deserve it

    • @sunrisespartan1765
      @sunrisespartan1765 Před 3 lety +20

      those spiders wear black air forces

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ Před 3 lety +24

      Could’ve been a hacker, there’s no way it could’ve survived that many attacks.

  • @DjayT.
    @DjayT. Před 2 lety +12

    You can hate spiders all you want but you can't deny the fact how fascinating their methods are and how much of a variety exists of them

  • @cedlec02
    @cedlec02 Před 2 lety +6

    Kinda surprised you didn't talked about the Goliath spider. Since I learned about its existence, my fear of spiders got worst.

  • @PILAVGAMES
    @PILAVGAMES Před 6 lety +3088

    The most annoying class in game right now...I hate campers

  • @TheMightyRip
    @TheMightyRip Před 3 lety +313

    That Don't Starve music is some of my favorites!

  • @swifttoplay3047
    @swifttoplay3047 Před 2 lety

    i loved the intro, i know this ones a lot older but i still come back to watch all ur videos

  • @banyani4048
    @banyani4048 Před 2 lety +7

    5:47 accurate tho I'd actually make a new more reddish color for league players.

  • @shulkthesmileyboi
    @shulkthesmileyboi Před 6 lety +645

    7:18
    _Alakazam and Little Mac._
    You, sir, have made an arachnophobe subscribe to you with a spider video. This is no small feat. Be proud.

    • @lFede64l
      @lFede64l Před 6 lety +4

      KvAt
      Alakazam = Pokémon
      Little Mac = SSB character

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 Před 6 lety +1

      And SSB stands for 'Super Smash Bros.' in case you don't know!

    • @donutguy9228
      @donutguy9228 Před 6 lety +8

      Fede 64 Little Mac was from punch out not ssb

    • @lFede64l
      @lFede64l Před 6 lety +4

      Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I know, but it's tiers we're talking about, so I thought it would be better to mention a multiplayer game.

    • @lovaloo763
      @lovaloo763 Před 6 lety

      yeaaah nigga

  • @signaturerush
    @signaturerush Před 4 lety +980

    Me:you can't defeat me
    Spider:I know... But he can
    Cockroach: *Appears*

    • @peakpettammarong2834
      @peakpettammarong2834 Před 4 lety +101

      cockroach : **flying* *Laughing** Are you fighting hard or hardly fighting >:D

    • @herrscherofsweets9583
      @herrscherofsweets9583 Před 4 lety +5

      Welp, im screwed but the herrscher of truth's quantam wasps might be able to protect me.

    • @aikslf
      @aikslf Před 4 lety +2

      Jumping Spiders and Tarantulas with flying cockroaches can deter huge groups of humans as soon as they're sighted

    • @s5701
      @s5701 Před 4 lety +3

      * activates gun ability *
      U W0t m8

    • @3dsoup147
      @3dsoup147 Před 4 lety +1

      I Did A Thing's house lizards appears

  • @victoriaasenjo524
    @victoriaasenjo524 Před 2 lety +6

    I didn’t know spider players formed teams! The guide I read said those giant webs were the result of spider players temporarily basing in trees during rainstorm events.

  • @brentschellekens4151
    @brentschellekens4151 Před 2 lety +1

    "Ah, what a beautiful morning"
    Ogre spider: *MY EYES*

  • @enorinko5222
    @enorinko5222 Před 4 lety +244

    I'm arachnophobic. I'm only seeing this 'cause TierZoo is amazing.

    • @OpwzRouge
      @OpwzRouge Před 4 lety +4

      Same here though skyrim spiders dont creep me out anymore

    • @enorinko5222
      @enorinko5222 Před 4 lety +4

      @@OpwzRouge Lucky you, i'm terrified of them

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 Před 4 lety +3

      Same. I’m in the comments to look at something else and my toes are curled up lol

    • @Chazcam_Gaming
      @Chazcam_Gaming Před 4 lety +1

      Same

    • @DOOMZEDAY
      @DOOMZEDAY Před 3 lety +2

      The less mysterious the less you fear

  • @e.a.t284
    @e.a.t284 Před 5 lety +1065

    League Of Legends player toxicity level couldnt be more accurate

  • @Keivan.Bagheri
    @Keivan.Bagheri Před 2 lety +3

    1:09 That will give him claustrophobia.......and PTSD of course :D

  • @XTYWIZZ
    @XTYWIZZ Před 2 lety +3

    Me, an arachnophobia, watching this: "Hmm yes, specing into Pyrotechnics."

  • @iamconfusion5323
    @iamconfusion5323 Před 5 lety +1029

    *mike i swear to god*
    "what? lol"
    *don't do this to me again*
    "what? this?"
    *nooooo*

  • @DeanHarper
    @DeanHarper Před 6 lety +405

    You mentioned the tarantula Hawk and it got me thinking;
    What about a video focusing on counter-builds? You know, those builds that are made as specific counters to others. Or would that be too close to the troll builds (there's a lot of overlap there, I know)

    • @gadunka888
      @gadunka888 Před 6 lety +35

      DeanHarper mongoose is an A tier counter build, best matchup against snake players and decent against other animals. parasitic wasps are the other end of the spectrum

    • @mordecaimordecai1286
      @mordecaimordecai1286 Před 6 lety +10

      DeanHarper I was just thinking that after watching a video on the tongue worm which is a worm that eats and then becomes fish players tongues which seems like a troll if I ever heard one

    • @kryzethx
      @kryzethx Před 6 lety +3

      Maybe even mentioning those certain pairs of creatures, where the prey evolves poison skin, which causes a predator to evolve specific poison resistances for it. I remember this being the reason for one of the most poisonous animals in existence.. but I forget where or what

    • @jajovicich
      @jajovicich Před 6 lety

      This is such a good idea! I would love to see something like this next.

    • @captainnyet9855
      @captainnyet9855 Před 6 lety +4

      That list would be 90% wasps though.

  • @LiberatedCastaway1
    @LiberatedCastaway1 Před rokem

    I saw the Frog and Toad book reference at the beginning. I loved those as a kid!

  • @thecontrollerofbots4099

    The way the Brazilian wandering spider just basically wrap it's arm around that weird grasshopper looking thing just straight killed

  • @kretduy6959
    @kretduy6959 Před 4 lety +866

    this had me checking my sorroundings for spiders the whole vid

    • @morningstar577
      @morningstar577 Před 4 lety +8

      Same lol

    • @yungbratz6775
      @yungbratz6775 Před 4 lety +13

      That’s why I don’t watch creepy videos

    • @andreianghelea6877
      @andreianghelea6877 Před 4 lety +14

      Same, but now I also feel like they are on my neck or arms idk i am frightened

    • @demetriouswashington9349
      @demetriouswashington9349 Před 4 lety +4

      u should not be scared because most are harmless!

    • @davide.9576
      @davide.9576 Před 4 lety +1

      Spiders are like clowns. Before the media made it 'normal' to be scared shitless of them, I'm sure people could actually have a conversation or two about them without 30 people butting in and saying "BUT THEY'RE SCARY."
      Can you just, like, avoid spider videos and leave them for people who are actually interested if you're so terrified of them, instead of clogging up the comments with "MUH SCARY SPIDERS" comments? Please?

  • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
    @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 Před 5 lety +1427

    I have severe arachnophobia why am I watching this

    • @n4rband
      @n4rband Před 5 lety +27

      Same it’s so damn hard

    • @MAX-gk5qf
      @MAX-gk5qf Před 5 lety +10

      same... I can't sleep now :(

    • @burritoclan585
      @burritoclan585 Před 5 lety +3

      Same

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 Před 5 lety +19

      Glad to know whose bloodline is weak when I start a genocide. #happyhunting

    • @dragonzee123
      @dragonzee123 Před 5 lety +3

      One shall win a hundred battles if you know your enemy and know thyself. Thats why

  • @luisdominguez2048
    @luisdominguez2048 Před 3 lety +3

    The way that certain arachnids carry their babies upon their backs is SO 🥰!!!!!

  • @annamonson212
    @annamonson212 Před 3 lety +1

    I love this video so much, even if the focus on spiders as creepy (when are they really all that much creepier than a lot of other things?) Made my heart hurt a bit!

  • @ammonoler5786
    @ammonoler5786 Před 3 lety +699

    No two words have struck so much fear with me than "social spiders"

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 Před 3 lety +81

      If evolution has something to say, they may become the first s teir spider. All it takes is the eusocial trait to mutate. Pretty much once, and even ants will be given a money run. The one problem is humans, we will likely Torch their webs.

    • @tanostrelok2323
      @tanostrelok2323 Před 3 lety +88

      Eusocial spiders: *Exist*
      Human mains: I love the smell of napalm in the morning

    • @helikopter4831
      @helikopter4831 Před 2 lety +22

      Especially the “social” part *shudders*

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Před 2 lety +5

      Can someone explain to me how is it scary that social spiders exist ? Genuinely curious.

    • @jayck7686
      @jayck7686 Před 2 lety +35

      @@Carpatouille they are afraid of spiders teams planning ambushes and tactical teamplay to eat us humans

  • @IntroSpecktive
    @IntroSpecktive Před 6 lety +7227

    I hate spiders more than anything, but I’ll watch this because I know it’ll be good

  • @ethanemerson4862
    @ethanemerson4862 Před měsícem +1

    I’d say the intelligence stat of Jummping Spiders should have been mentioned. They need to form complex plans of attack to kill other spiders that use webs.
    First, they have to observe their surroundings and calculate the best form of approach to kill the enemy web-base-using spiders, then take the risky jump.
    Second, if now route is available, they try to putt them selves on a branch above the web, then use their silk as an anchor point to lower themselves down for a sneak attack.

  • @RustyhairedAlp9575
    @RustyhairedAlp9575 Před 2 lety +3

    3:36 but... if they can unlock Usocialism... >:D

  • @theholyduck5520
    @theholyduck5520 Před 3 lety +426

    Unique among arachnids, jumping spiders also have the "Adorable" buff, which can sometimes prevent it from drawing aggro against humans. It certainly works against me, I love those little buggers.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Před 2 lety +39

      Fun fact, some jumping spiders build use humans to protect themselves from bird players and other threats to them

    • @the_epic_uploader
      @the_epic_uploader Před 2 lety +12

      most spiders have that buff imo which is actually huge humans being the absolute apex predator being the best in all forms of mobility with the best speed power and intelligence in the game having the ability to prevent aggro from them is fucking huge

    • @thejuggercat
      @thejuggercat Před 2 lety +6

      @@the_epic_uploader i know that this comment is kinda old, but that really depends on the player more than anything, specialy considering some humans get the "fearless" random trait that makes intimidation attempts much less effective while others get the "arachnophobia" random trait that makes the human more scared of even the most harmless and cute spider than something like a crocodile, meaning some humans would gladly have a spider battle summon while others would not hesitate to use the napalm tech against spiders.

  • @LollOl-ps4yy
    @LollOl-ps4yy Před 3 lety +557

    Every one has seen an s tier spider
    Remember that one time that huge spider was in your house?
    Def s tier

    • @markt2609
      @markt2609 Před 3 lety +33

      No that’s F true, for FUCK!

    • @barrettfenwick8028
      @barrettfenwick8028 Před 3 lety +9

      Burlington Barn Spiders.... Hell hath no imagery worse then a barn full of them... o_o

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp4733
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp4733 Před 3 lety +10

      Don’t remind me, I’m still traumatized from that huge hairy beast.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 Před 3 lety +10

      ayy the huntsman spider
      downright confused why it's not in the vid considering there are many articles about them

    • @questionfor9502
      @questionfor9502 Před 3 lety +8

      Take my advice
      DO NOT LIVE IN THE FUCKING FOREST
      Reason being spiders fall on you ( and did I mention that they can grow around 12cm in size )

  • @iIxInertiaxIi
    @iIxInertiaxIi Před 3 lety

    The poison splash for damage got me. I had to pause so I could like and comment, I was enjoying this so much.

  • @christianrichardson7541
    @christianrichardson7541 Před 2 lety +4

    the problem with the fear being valued is that the humans will attack with more irrational force than if you werent that intimidating

    • @GospodinSlav
      @GospodinSlav Před 9 měsíci

      How do you even have the sanity to play spider builds in human-infested servers?

  • @AintiTrippin
    @AintiTrippin Před 4 lety +1974

    You’ve made an error, jumping spiders are one of the smartest spiders. Should’ve put that intelligence a bit higher

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před 4 lety +261

    "mike I swear to god"
    "What? lol"
    "Don't you do this to me again"
    "what, this?"
    "nooooooooooo"

    • @QuckHead
      @QuckHead Před 3 lety +17

      NoriMori The little messages and cute clips in this video is just the best.

    • @mq9047
      @mq9047 Před 3 lety

      Of course the troll’s named Mike 😂

  • @lordtalo2062
    @lordtalo2062 Před 3 měsíci

    There was a Jumping Spider main at my High School who was pretty keen on camping the "Trash Can" Area that's so common for Fly mains.
    This Jumping Spider main had potentially the most overpowered camping spot of any player I've ever come across.
    Huge tech for any up and coming Jumping Spider Mains.
    That specific Player convinced me that Jumping Spiders can't be ranked outside of S tier.

  • @minerxen
    @minerxen Před 10 měsíci +2

    I was a bat main. I just switched to human the moment a freaking spider killed me.

  • @aidancash4555
    @aidancash4555 Před 4 lety +860

    Me: Spiders aren’t that bad.
    TierZoo: Social spiders
    Me: aww fu..

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk Před 4 lety +11

      HArvest that sweet sweet spider silk

    • @triciam930
      @triciam930 Před 4 lety +50

      Imagine taking a hike and you walk into their web and it just swarms u

    • @germangamer7377
      @germangamer7377 Před 4 lety +1

      They barely exist

    • @stealthyshadow567
      @stealthyshadow567 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh ya there’s only a few species out there, but there’s social tarantulas that can get around 5 or 6 inches in size and will live with around over 20 in one web. Fun pets

    • @el_mr6439
      @el_mr6439 Před 3 lety +15

      @@stealthyshadow567 social what?!

  • @ROYBGP
    @ROYBGP Před 4 lety +443

    "Mike I swear to god."
    "What?"
    "Don't do this again-"
    I died

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 Před 4 lety +1

      me: Man why did Mike do this again? this could end up in the two DYING! what was Mike thinking about?!
      Mike: (i don't want peaple to fear me, it's time to go)

    • @FLY1NF1SH
      @FLY1NF1SH Před 4 lety +5

      @@kaexewires7531 more like when you're playing co op and your friend thinks its funnier to fail the mission for both of you

    • @dangaspar3242
      @dangaspar3242 Před 4 lety

      Oh shit i just noticed somebody made a comment just like mine before me. (not exactly the same but yeh)
      *Guess i'll die*

  • @_blank3829
    @_blank3829 Před 2 lety +1

    love ur videos always a good watch:)

  • @superlabelgirl
    @superlabelgirl Před 2 lety +2

    The tarantula build also has a much higher size max than most other spider builds. The Goliath birdeater is a great example of how minmaxing the size spec of a tarantula build both opens up new PvP opportunities and deters most human players through sheer Intimidation.

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic Před 6 lety +1560

    Okay so most of these look terrifying but the jumping spider actually looks kinda adorable

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 Před 6 lety +159

      i only really get scared of spiders when they've got their front legs up because instinctually that means "hey big fella you better fuckoff right now y'see" but netcasting spiders are unnerving to look at

    • @Zodiacman16
      @Zodiacman16 Před 6 lety +88

      It's the eyes.

    • @evilbarrels2506
      @evilbarrels2506 Před 6 lety +83

      Nursery Web Spiders are also pretty cute, they're part of the wolf spider subclass, and despite being quite large they prefer curling into a ball and squeaking to attempt to scare away predators and only bite as a last resort. One of my sisters suffers from the arachnophobia debuff, and even she found this cute.

    • @PaulMurrayCanberra
      @PaulMurrayCanberra Před 6 lety +41

      It's partly the eyes, and partly the way they don't really look spidery - they don't have spidery spider legs. Spiders move their field of vision by adjusting the position of their retinas. When their eyes go black, that means it's looking at you. The family name is Salticidae, and there are several genera. The "peacock spiders" are salticids, and well worth a google. www.google.com.au/search?q=peacock+spider&tbm=vid .

    • @thejurassicwarewolf3300
      @thejurassicwarewolf3300 Před 6 lety +18

      i want a jumping spider as a pet

  • @boxed_in4357
    @boxed_in4357 Před 3 lety +906

    The jumping spider is actually pretty cute. Except when they jump on your face

    • @williamdunbar2449
      @williamdunbar2449 Před 3 lety +22

      Ya know, mine never tried that yet, and now Im scared

    • @rumpelstilzz
      @rumpelstilzz Před 3 lety +38

      There's a lot of tarantulas too that love jumping. One of my psalmopoeus irminia is called Jolly Jumper for a reason. I stopped counting how often she jumped on me when I opened the enclosure :D Lot bigger and heavier than any salticus or phidippus 2 cm jumping spider and not even half as smart...

    • @phillipusaudox9156
      @phillipusaudox9156 Před 2 lety +10

      They make great pets too

    • @MCoconut97
      @MCoconut97 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rumpelstilzz thats sounds gross

    • @rumpelstilzz
      @rumpelstilzz Před 2 lety +16

      @@MCoconut97 Nah I consider it cute

  • @wilcoxway
    @wilcoxway Před 14 dny

    Fun fact: There's a player by the name of Number16 that has the longest standing victory lap record for any spider faction of 43 years. It was a trapdoor spider build.
    Unfortunately, their longstanding run was cut short when a crow player discovered their location and dug them up.

  • @EvonneSol
    @EvonneSol Před 5 měsíci +1

    The jumping spider's high intelligence and charisma stat could boost them to S tier, particularly if they're being kept as human companions. Very few arachnids get the kind of popularity and boost from humans that they do, and they're not seen as as much of a threat because of this. In the city biome in particular they could be considered S tier, since they can navigate around more easily and are less likely to be killed by their human co-habitants. Unfortunately that does mean they share space with songbirds and pigeons, however, which would be a dangerous threat to them.

  • @xhupps2874
    @xhupps2874 Před 6 lety +251

    Is there enough information on the super secretive players on the Mariana Trench server to do a video on them?

    • @subtlewhatssubtle
      @subtlewhatssubtle Před 6 lety +37

      Some really weird shit goes down in that server, no pun intended. I swear that something like 2/3rds of the playerbase is simply trying to come up with the most horrifying result that can still swim.

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame Před 6 lety +6

      Most of those things do not even have eyes and plenty more don't have bones either.

    • @giotm4077
      @giotm4077 Před 6 lety +5

      that's probably what's happening sub, the mariana trench players are realy trying to come up with the most terrefyingly horrifying things that can still swim... and they're doing pretty gud, the only shitty thing is that since they are so god damm weird, and because of where they play, they need to basicly AFK for days on end to get any passive xp, and so it takes forever for them to reach a high level

    • @CascadianGal
      @CascadianGal Před 6 lety +10

      It is weird down there. Some old players still think the game never updated from the Great Oxygenation Event onwards. It's a weird glimpse into how players acted in past versions.

    • @gadunka888
      @gadunka888 Před 6 lety +1

      It's a horrible server to play on... DoT crushing damage permanently on, XP gains halved, low visbility, low temperature...

  • @jordontp
    @jordontp Před 6 lety +823

    10 pm : time to sleep
    4 am : spider tier list
    edit: thanks guy

  • @normalpeoplelikeme
    @normalpeoplelikeme Před 5 měsíci

    Was hoping to see the goliath bird eater get a ranking but still a great video nonetheless! It's interesting to see that you've somewhat scaled back on the stat display sometime between then and now.

  • @endodd_7742
    @endodd_7742 Před 2 lety

    There are a bunch of spider branches that have a low damage stat but are still very popular among players.
    The Tick build seems quite effective as they have no natural predators and have spread over a majority of the map.
    Also some low stat spiders are very well adapted to live in human bases. The Pholcidae branch for example also have the ability to confuse predators with their vibration skill.

  • @bm8350
    @bm8350 Před 6 lety +173

    "Mike I swear to god"
    "What? Lol"
    "Don't you do this to me again"
    "What? This?"
    "nooooooooooo"

  • @jongy
    @jongy Před 5 lety +1330

    I made a mistake clicking this

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 Před 2 lety

    up where we live in the up country Hawaii, no cockroaches, mosiqtoes or ants but we got lots of spiders. not cane or brown spiders, just little to medium size black ones(no hour glasses) that love all the bugs, we have to sweep/spray for them once a month around the outside of our house, inside on the ceilings, corners, porch because they set up fast.

  • @conchejoraff
    @conchejoraff Před 2 lety

    This is the type of content that once made YT compete against TV and now against streaming platforms.

  • @inhisglory960
    @inhisglory960 Před 5 lety +269

    Thanks, now i'm too afraid to put socks on

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier Před 5 lety +16

      QΔZ pound your socks with a mallet every morning, it makes them spider free and really flexible. Don't forget to wash out the spider bits tho!

    • @battlerifleproductions7840
      @battlerifleproductions7840 Před 5 lety +11

      Hey man, i'm a spider expert. And Black widows normally live in dark places. If your socks weren't in a dark place, then they'll be fine. Trust me, I live in Arizona where there are tons of black widows. And they are more common in the southwestern states. However one kind is found in the some of the northern states, the Northern Widow, and one kind in florida, the red widow.

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier Před 5 lety +4

      Battle Rifle Productions hey, the more you know. Thanks!

    • @inhisglory960
      @inhisglory960 Před 5 lety +1

      @Kichi Chan yeah, wear sandals when soon it'll be -30°c outside

  • @ronindrix2272
    @ronindrix2272 Před 4 lety +450

    Jumping spiders actually have a surprisingly high int score for a spider class player, I'm surprised you missed that.

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 Před 4 lety +20

      Ngl, when I started watching this video, spiders are REALLY interesting, and i thought they where just wimps without purpose, but now, i just find them Neat!

    • @monkey_is_tired9349
      @monkey_is_tired9349 Před 3 lety

      ,

    • @welshcrusade9837
      @welshcrusade9837 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah, the Portia jumping spider specifically is very smart

  • @skyhi9992
    @skyhi9992 Před rokem +1

    Tierzoo: Radio: Deploying flashbang.
    Me: GODDAMN IT THANKS FOR FLASHBANGING ME A BILLION TIMEIN THE BEGINNING

  • @mort_decai
    @mort_decai Před 5 lety +531

    Those meme inserts are hilarious.

  • @Naxela625
    @Naxela625 Před 6 lety +128

    Hey TierZoo, how about a video about the Australian server, and their propensity for very extreme builds compared to the more populated servers?

    • @tettric5370
      @tettric5370 Před 6 lety +4

      Spiders dominate the Australian meta over any other insect by far, and with the ever-growing arachnophobia debuff on humans their popularity for assassin players is only gonna get higher...

    • @JohnnyBBade-jm2mk
      @JohnnyBBade-jm2mk Před 6 lety +1

      Nicholas Schappaugh Kangaroos are a very interesting build.... Koalas fucking suck though.... One of the lowest intelligence of all the mammals, slow, weak, just overall BAD.

    • @WonderBlubber
      @WonderBlubber Před 6 lety

      Meh it's just the token tryhard server, there's always one. Just a bunch of vet players waving their e peens around.

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs Před 6 lety +1

      +Tettric Spiders are not insects.

    • @tettric5370
      @tettric5370 Před 6 lety

      +Catcrumbs I know I knoowww, wasn't thinking about that when I was writing, no need to nit-pick!

  • @IamDrDapper
    @IamDrDapper Před 3 lety +6

    Fun Fact: 3,5 - 6,1% of Human players have a significant waekness to spiders, called arachnaphobia. I'm one of these

  • @vitanecro4955
    @vitanecro4955 Před 3 lety

    I would be creeped out if this was not educational, You have such an amazing talent my dude