Trump's National Abortion Ban Stance, Biden's Student Debt Plan: Late Night's News of the Week

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Komentáře • 255

  • @jamesomahoney2181
    @jamesomahoney2181 Před měsícem +29

    Trump is on trial.. where are you?

    • @tylerkeller8869
      @tylerkeller8869 Před 27 dny +2

      @jamesomahoney2181: Excellent question. Apparently they didn't get enough time off during the strike. Poor rich people. Must be hard having to go to work every day. Or not.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 26 dny +1

      Yes! Where is Seth and Stephen.

    • @yvettemontalvo7991
      @yvettemontalvo7991 Před 26 dny

      Honestly, I was just thinking about this just now and how since he came back from covid lockdown Seth hasnt been the same. He doesnt wear a suit and his bits are more angry then funny as of late. Then he started the pod cast with his brother which he plugged every night for weeks until people started to complain about it. I think he's ready to give up his cushy gig as late night host and move on. To me it just seems his heart is not in it anymore, dont be surprised if he announces that hes leaving to pursue "other interest" like Trevor Noah did and now Trevor (much like Seth) is doing a pod cast.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Před 26 dny +3

      ​@@yvettemontalvo7991you haven't been watching Corrections, have you?
      I think Seth looks like he's enjoying himself a lot more now

    • @yvettemontalvo7991
      @yvettemontalvo7991 Před 26 dny

      @@phelan_pt I respect your opinion, but mine still stands.

  • @charledenne7613
    @charledenne7613 Před 28 dny +13

    Seriously wtf is up with the schedule at late night? If you’re on vacation, cool. But how hard is it to post a 5 second video saying you’ll be on break?

    • @TheFamousRleon
      @TheFamousRleon Před 28 dny +5

      I know it’s not that hard. He did appear on Jimmy Kimmel last week, but that was it. No mention of spring break or anything. Smh it’s not even hard to announce it.

    • @ashleyaronson2114
      @ashleyaronson2114 Před 27 dny +1

      For real though

  • @mlrdh
    @mlrdh Před měsícem +12

    Finally! Thanks for calling a lie a lie. I hate these euphemisms!

  • @nanookdan
    @nanookdan Před měsícem +118

    Seth is a gem, we need late night now more than ever

    • @bennychapman3354
      @bennychapman3354 Před měsícem +3

      Could not have said it any better than that.
      Thank you!

    • @donnabryant3915
      @donnabryant3915 Před měsícem +3

      Yes. This

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Před měsícem +1

      Yes agree 😊😀

    • @essiebessie661
      @essiebessie661 Před měsícem +3

      We need it all day, all night, all week.

    • @EddieRod
      @EddieRod Před měsícem +2

      I wouldn't say more than ever. He did that during Covid. Now he's needed just as much as we want him, which is a lot, but not MORE than we needed him in 2020.

  • @briandoe5746
    @briandoe5746 Před měsícem +19

    That last dog joke was terrier......

  • @shannonhudson4702
    @shannonhudson4702 Před měsícem +27

    You're on hiatus AGAIN?!

    • @theguywhosright9110
      @theguywhosright9110 Před měsícem +2

      It's pretty goddamn excessive if you ask me

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 Před měsícem +2

      Really, it seems like Seth has been on hiatus almost as much as he has actually been on the air lately. What a time to be off as well. I notice that he is starting to sometimes get fewer views on ACL, his biggest draw, than some of the other late night hosts’ corresponding segments.

    • @JasonDeline
      @JasonDeline Před 27 dny

      This week too??

  • @deannafidalgo3218
    @deannafidalgo3218 Před měsícem +6

    You killed it tonight. It. Was a great show.

  • @bethrubanka4362
    @bethrubanka4362 Před měsícem +15

    The Lord's chicken...Mike Pence

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Před měsícem +15

    "My mom was such a B" 😂🤣🤣

  • @jkap34
    @jkap34 Před měsícem +38

    "Wow! There goes Biden's chances of winning Alabama" such a great joke.

    • @terrancebettencourt-in7xg
      @terrancebettencourt-in7xg Před měsícem +5

      Alabama is stuck in the 1800s literally

    • @hemlockVape
      @hemlockVape Před měsícem +1

      The price of delegating education to the poorly educated.

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před měsícem

      You think Alabama is stuck in the 1800s? Arizona just decided that a civil war era law is still on the books, and enforceable, when it wasn't even a state yet when the law was enacted.

    • @Shawn-gr5ww
      @Shawn-gr5ww Před 27 dny

      @@Ducky69247laws against theft were in place when the U.S. was still a British colony. Don’t see you complaining about that.

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před 27 dny

      @@Shawn-gr5ww I don't expect you to understand it, bud. Not if that's your comeback.

  • @mickedanielsson
    @mickedanielsson Před měsícem +7

    Costco sells gold bars?!?! (🇸🇪 here).

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před měsícem +1

      Yeah, Americans love gold. Especially in bar form. I'm kidding, it's probably for retailers or something, we do actually like middlemen here for some reason.

  • @shawnhawkins33
    @shawnhawkins33 Před měsícem +19

    Sending us strong signs? That's when Jeff Foxworthy points to MTG and says, There's your sign.

    • @jodyjm13
      @jodyjm13 Před měsícem +6

      Bill Engvall, not Jeff Foxworthy.

    • @charlesstebbins7207
      @charlesstebbins7207 Před měsícem +1

      Jeff Foxworthy is the "You Might be a Redneck" guy. To be fair, this also applies to Marjorie Taylor Green.

  • @meganatkinson1593
    @meganatkinson1593 Před měsícem

    THANK YOU SETH ET AL

  • @swirlinember1974
    @swirlinember1974 Před měsícem +7

    Please refrain from using the new pics of mr, Cheeto, it does nothing but help him. His morning makeup job and pro photographer running around to get the best pics to share with world is helping him . . Ugh.

  • @elainesarni5275
    @elainesarni5275 Před měsícem +3

    You're taking another week off? When night show comedians get popular, they forget the viewers who made them stars and take off more and more time. No regard for the viewers who brought them fame

  • @Ducky69247
    @Ducky69247 Před měsícem +6

    I'm getting really fucking tired of the week-long breaks every third week. I need my closer look.

    • @JasonDeline
      @JasonDeline Před 27 dny

      Looks like two weeks this time..

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před 27 dny

      @@JasonDeline noooooooooo why'd you have to remind me

    • @JasonDeline
      @JasonDeline Před 27 dny

      @@Ducky69247 😬😬😬sorry! 🫣

    • @distractionb
      @distractionb Před 25 dny +1

      @@JasonDeline every time! feb, mar, apr. he's like a contractor that does half a job then disappears.

    • @JasonDeline
      @JasonDeline Před 21 dnem +1

      It wouldn't be so bad if they posted the schedule for the year somewhere.
      Is he off this week too???

  • @lilsmart805
    @lilsmart805 Před 21 dnem +2

    It's been 2 (two) weeks... Where's Seth? I miss his closer look😢😢😢

  • @theguywhosright9110
    @theguywhosright9110 Před měsícem +8

    How many vacations and hiatuses do you TAKE in a year? You're off the air more than you're on the air. The rest of us have to work, like, all the time. The least you could do is show up and tell your jokes when we get home.

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie Před měsícem +1

    This week was excellent

    • @andylast1898
      @andylast1898 Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/GgTxGw1nG64/video.html&ab_channel=ABCNews%28Australia%29

  • @ashleyaronson2114
    @ashleyaronson2114 Před 27 dny +2

    I'm confused because CZcams keeps indicating that new content has been posted but when I come here there is nothing new. And I'm hoping we're not being geo-blocked again

    • @micheller.
      @micheller. Před 24 dny +1

      Same. I’m still recovering from last time!

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 Před 21 dnem +1

      I don't think it's a location-blocking thing, no new uploads in the US either.

  • @Whatpricethefaerytale
    @Whatpricethefaerytale Před měsícem +14

    Seriously? You had the superman comic selling for 6 million and you pass on the chance to call Clark Kent the new 6 million dollar man?

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 Před 25 dny

    Supreme Court hearing yet Seth still got his head on a couch cushion.

  • @Imhexed
    @Imhexed Před 28 dny +1

    I'm going through Seth withdrawals

  • @SarahAndTheWMB
    @SarahAndTheWMB Před měsícem

    Ugh, the heart wrenching remembering that Corrections is over when hearing the Irish accent.

  • @mzimmerman1988
    @mzimmerman1988 Před měsícem +1

    Should of just let Wally host the show, he already does a lot of heavy lifting .

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 Před měsícem

      Or maybe do what Kimmel sometimes does during his summer absences (e.g., Andy Samberg, John Mulaney) : let another comedian do at least something. It isn’t like Seth doesn’t know other comedians. Too bad The Daily Show doesn’t provide one of its rotating hosts out, sort of like substitute teachers.

  • @penelopegreene
    @penelopegreene Před měsícem +7

    I'll defend Seth's Irish Jury wearing Eclipse Glasses. How else could they hide their Irish Beer Goggles... ☘️

  • @ernestlizer2147
    @ernestlizer2147 Před měsícem +7

    The lords chicken!!!¡

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus Před měsícem +5

    I was trolling all the spambots in one of your vids while listening to reactors absolutely fall apart over the latest ep of X-Men '97, and CZcams hit ME with a warning. While all those spam posts are still up, and their accounts still active. Priorities guys. I did get to make a Miley Cyrus joke thou...

  • @jamesomahoney2181
    @jamesomahoney2181 Před měsícem +2

    I got called for jury duty.. as a proud American, i was extremely happy to do my Duty... and see your show taping.. my wife informed me "Seth is on another vacation ".. so i had my dr. Write up a pass on Jury duty... due to my bone spurs..

  • @meme-tg6hr
    @meme-tg6hr Před měsícem +1

    Ooo. All zingers. Spot on.

  • @noreenconstantine4612
    @noreenconstantine4612 Před měsícem +2

    What happened to trump's "Art of the Deal" skills?

  • @MannAusNapalm
    @MannAusNapalm Před 27 dny

    Did you seize to produce the show since there's no corrections scheduled on thursday and you're missing out on the feedback? - plz don't, the jackals will always be out there to let you know what you missed or spelled wrong or how graphics purposely (

  • @vedaholyber5977
    @vedaholyber5977 Před měsícem +1

    Taskmaster is my favorite show also!!!

  • @gordonreichert9995
    @gordonreichert9995 Před měsícem

    I'm mourning corrections hard. 😢

  • @Romka07
    @Romka07 Před měsícem +4

    You take more breaks than Congress

  • @bettylynne7364
    @bettylynne7364 Před měsícem +3

    Aquaman, ya burnt

  • @finndelgardo8407
    @finndelgardo8407 Před měsícem +5

    Enis P.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před měsícem +2

      I wish Google translate worked with pig Latin.

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@jkap34pig latin would be "enispay"

  • @edj_25
    @edj_25 Před měsícem +2

    This whole week the show is on Repeat. The Late Night website says. So No new show till next week.

  • @annebennett4101
    @annebennett4101 Před 26 dny +2

    Dude is always on hiatus

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden Před 26 dny

    2 weeks so far. You ever coming back? Another strike? Wtf? Usually people say something before vacation, so it must be some emergency

  • @EzraSisk
    @EzraSisk Před 25 dny

    So is that it for corrections?

  • @guyvandenbroeck8405
    @guyvandenbroeck8405 Před měsícem

    If Trump would bring the non-affordable pizza in a pornmovie then would that be a Pizza Fungi? The topping won't be in royal proportion! It's like you're not going to expect salami in that box!
    I would produce the mycellium out of this skit!

  • @heathered105
    @heathered105 Před měsícem

    I don’t know if anyone told you, but the Republicans in Arizona used one of your memes to punctuate their… That’s the end of abortion point.

  • @user-ly5qi9zb5t
    @user-ly5qi9zb5t Před 28 dny

    Denmark, Norway ...... OR Slovenia! classic Seth.

  • @danjohnson6800
    @danjohnson6800 Před měsícem +5

    trump stands leaning so far forward so his big belly isn't the main thing we see.

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 Před měsícem

      Perhaps it’s the grotesque belly dragging the body forward… gravity and all 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @user-in9qo3fs6g
    @user-in9qo3fs6g Před 27 dny

    When I played Risk a lot in my younger days, I always like "Ukraine." Perhaps it's a "Park Place" that we're buying from Russia? Love, Don xoxo

  • @tenkloosterherman
    @tenkloosterherman Před měsícem

    #45 has become addicted to losing. How sad can you become?

  • @ThoughtsOnLanieLane
    @ThoughtsOnLanieLane Před 22 dny

    I'll never forget the day I became a jackal.

  • @mariyamwaniki
    @mariyamwaniki Před 27 dny +2

    2 weeks? In April? A week in March, a week in February, 2 weeks in December, damn that's a good job. Miss you all tho

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u Před měsícem +2

    Seth on vacation AGAIN 🤬

  • @cm14un
    @cm14un Před 24 dny

    I think Seth's water broke and he's having a baby. His wife had been lobbying for him to pitch in more.

  • @stooge389
    @stooge389 Před měsícem +1

    Hey Alabama could be doable if we really tried

  • @Dee010s
    @Dee010s Před 22 dny

    "Detectorists"

  • @heathered105
    @heathered105 Před měsícem

    I’m offended for you. That the Republicans used your meme. But what are you do… PS you’re the best.

  • @PiquantAppealing
    @PiquantAppealing Před 24 dny

    I've gotta take a little time
    A little time to think things over
    I better read between the lines
    In case I need it when I'm older
    This mountain, I must climb
    Feels like a world upon my shoulders
    Through the clouds, I see love shine
    Keeps me warm as life grows colder
    In my life, there's been heartache and pain
    I don't know if I can face it again
    Can't stop now, I've traveled so far
    To change this lonely life
    I wanna know what love is
    I want you to show me
    I wanna feel what love is
    I know you can show me

  • @martinlye2748
    @martinlye2748 Před měsícem +3

    Trump is weird? What a surprise that he does not know how to be in a fast food place.

  • @SeducerRomeo
    @SeducerRomeo Před 23 dny

    Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
    Love is in the air, every sight and every sound
    And I don't know if I'm being foolish
    Don't know if I'm being wise
    But it's something that I must believe in
    And it's there when I look in your eyes
    Love is in the air, in the whisper of the tree
    Love is in the air, in the thunder of the sea
    And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
    Don't know if I feel safe
    But it's something that I must believe in
    And it's there when you call out my name
    Love is in the air
    Love is in the air
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Love is in the air, in the rising of the sun
    Love is in the air, when the day is nearly done
    And I don't know if you're illusion
    Don't know if I see truth
    But you're something that I must believe in
    And you're there when I reach out for you
    Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
    Love is in the air, every sight and every sound
    And I don't know if I'm being foolish
    Don't know if I'm being wise
    But it's something that I must believe in
    And it's there when I look in your eyes
    Love is in the air
    Love is in the air
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, love is in the air
    Love is in the air
    Love's is in the air
    Love's is in the air
    Love is in the air
    😍😍😘😘
    💖💖💖

  • @TRINI333
    @TRINI333 Před měsícem +4

    Even if Ukraine did give up some land to Russia, there is no guarantee that Russia will stop at that.

    • @delta5297
      @delta5297 Před měsícem

      The existence of democracy in Ukraine is a threat to Putin's regime, so yeah Putin won't be satisfied until he's conquered the whole country.

  • @EgonRamsom
    @EgonRamsom Před měsícem +1

    Hello Irene and vice president🎉

  • @vickiep4217
    @vickiep4217 Před 24 dny

    Whats happening!! I get notification that there's a new video but nothing!! I'm not on social.media so cant see anything relevant on a basic search. Are videos not in the uk anymore?!

  • @pipkingdom
    @pipkingdom Před měsícem

    Seth! 😂

  • @scottsymonds1950
    @scottsymonds1950 Před měsícem

    love y0u man

  • @vshewett4333
    @vshewett4333 Před měsícem +1

    💚Oscar the Grouch 💚

  • @Eliteswanteverything
    @Eliteswanteverything Před měsícem

    Former President SkidMark..more like 😂

  • @lisazonfrillo9674
    @lisazonfrillo9674 Před měsícem +1

    Florida 😂

  • @WettfeetOtterton
    @WettfeetOtterton Před 29 dny

    Pushed from a ghost!!! 🤣🤣🤣 2 funny

  • @suzidelarue5344
    @suzidelarue5344 Před měsícem

    Who's a lunatic

  • @drez3787
    @drez3787 Před 29 dny

    Hey, I just want to say that if you win the Democrat's new fundraising thing of being flown to Delaware for you and a guest to have ice cream with Joe and Jill Biden you should invite Seth as your guest. Please. Wait until everyone has ice cream in hand and then start with "So about Gaza..."

  • @loganlux2135
    @loganlux2135 Před měsícem

    Has anyone told Seth that he looks like a young hugh grant? I don’t mean actually hugh grant when he was younger, but look at a recent picture of older hugh grant and imagine him younger. That’s Seth. idk I just randomly saw a picture of hugh grant and thought woah Seth got old but it wasn’t him. .

  • @me_and_me_
    @me_and_me_ Před 21 dnem

    Perhaps New Dheli must be better than the places i mentioned here on the previous comment,, i mean all of them. Less poverty, less violence, a more civilized place, with a very organized and Strong urbanization for example, i'm just saying this because you folks enjoy traveling there a lot, so?

    • @me_and_me_
      @me_and_me_ Před 21 dnem

      Anyways, long story short, about the vacation experience, i think that this is what the glamorous, chic and famous multimillionaires or celebrities down here like to call the: "THE NEW YORK CITY " "EXPERIENCE".
      From the previous comment i mean.

    • @Look_At_My_Picture.
      @Look_At_My_Picture. Před 21 dnem

      Careful with the leviathan pal, it might actually pay attention on YOU!

  • @Skaldenwolf
    @Skaldenwolf Před 26 dny +1

    why you even have social media or the community post if you NEVER Inform us why there is no post for 12 Days in the mids of a pres. trial

  • @MesmerizingDelightful
    @MesmerizingDelightful Před 23 dny

    I saw you dancin' out the ocean
    Running fast along the sand
    A spirit born of earth and water
    Fire flying from your hands
    In the instant that you love someone
    In the second that the hammer hits
    Reality runs up your spine
    And the pieces finally fit
    And all I ever needed was the one
    Like freedom fields where wild horses run
    When stars collide like you and I
    No shadows block the sun
    You're all I've ever needed
    Babe, you're the one
    There are caravans we follow
    Drunken nights in dark hotels
    When chances breathe between the silence
    When sex and love no longer gel
    For each man in his time is Cain
    Until he walks along the beach
    And sees his future in the water
    A long lost heart within his reach
    And all I ever needed was the one
    Like freedom fields where wild horses run
    When stars collide like you and I
    No shadows block the sun
    You're all I've ever needed
    Ooh babe, you're the one
    And all I ever needed was the one
    Like freedom fields where wild horses run
    When stars collide like you and I
    No shadows block the sun
    You're all I've ever needed
    Ooh babe, you're the one
    And all I ever needed was the one
    Like freedom fields where wild horses run
    When stars collide like you and I
    No shadows block the sun
    You're all I've ever needed
    Ooh babe, you're the one
    😘
    🤩💋💝

  • @jstone247
    @jstone247 Před 27 dny +2

    Hey Seth, were are you?

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows Před 26 dny

      Why can't you tell the difference between were/where? My question is far more important than yours btw

    • @jstone247
      @jstone247 Před 26 dny

      @@MadAboutBrows a simple typo.
      What a petty person you must be.

  • @bcx1138
    @bcx1138 Před 27 dny

    where the f* is the seth meyers show?

  • @shaynasolitt6987
    @shaynasolitt6987 Před měsícem

    How about a Trump Parody to the tune of "It Wasn't Me," by Shaggy

  • @frequency280
    @frequency280 Před měsícem

    Do you dislike him?

  • @DaveParker-jr2im
    @DaveParker-jr2im Před 27 dny

    Mindy the real fool

  • @TheSpookydog
    @TheSpookydog Před měsícem +1

    One word: GUTFELD!

  • @Kim_Jong_Un1254
    @Kim_Jong_Un1254 Před měsícem

    Hey guys..... guys.......guys, has anyone seem that latest TV series from Amazon, Fallout or something, guys...... guys...... guys....., let me tell you a little secret, it wasn't Vault-Tec, it was me.

  • @jackiesantangelo6610
    @jackiesantangelo6610 Před 26 dny

    Seth is out doing his stand-up thing - instead of where he belongs which is talking to us. He's making bank on the comedy tour, I looked at the tickets - out of my jackal den. A far cry from Bedford NH - but he's earned every moment. We're just sulky because we miss him.

    • @vickiep4217
      @vickiep4217 Před 25 dny

      I keep getting alerts on subscriptions that there's new content. Thought there was a fault or they'd stopped showing stuff in the UK. Does anyone know for sure? 😢

  • @me_and_me_
    @me_and_me_ Před měsícem

    Mayday.....mayday....mdayday.... internet shi.thole has blocked me.
    mayday

  • @primaldonkey
    @primaldonkey Před 25 dny

    Welp. Guess Canada has been locked out of this channel again.

  • @goodfoodair
    @goodfoodair Před 25 dny

    💖

  • @user-qq9be4my5l
    @user-qq9be4my5l Před měsícem +7

    Qoohh Seconds in HI!!😅

  • @kirkw1740
    @kirkw1740 Před měsícem

    I just noticed when Seth gets exasperated he kind of naturally does his Australian accent. czcams.com/video/l9OWygBsfug/video.html

  • @theguywhosright9110
    @theguywhosright9110 Před měsícem

    Stop taking fucking vacations

  • @poopiemcpoopnfart2303
    @poopiemcpoopnfart2303 Před 27 dny +1

    Take your time bud. Just like your audience does when you pause for applause.

  • @tami4peace23
    @tami4peace23 Před měsícem

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288

    The joke about the Bronx River is completely inaccurate. The comeback of the Bronx River is an environmental success story built upon years and years and years of clean ups and community involvement and interface with science. The beavers, the turtles, the wildlife returned some years ago. Maybe Seth's writers can visit and see for themselves. It's easy. Take the 2 train, and you can see the Bronx River on display on your way to the entrance to the Bronx Zoo. Or take metro north to the Botanical Gardens; the Bronx River runs through the massive Botanical Gardens. Or Google. Really, the recovery of the Bronx River is a very well documented story. The 1970s called; they want the ugly hurtful ignorant Bronx joke back. Be better, Seth.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před měsícem +1

      It.
      Was.
      A.
      Joke.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Před měsícem +1

      @@Tao_Tology Not all jokes are funny. The Bronx and the Bronx River are not jokes.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před měsícem

      @@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 😅
      It.
      Was.
      A.
      Joke.
      Just like aaalllllll the other ones im this video (that you let slide)

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Před měsícem +1

      It is an offensive joke that is not funny; wasn't funny 50 years ago either. I guess the goal of comedy writers is to write jokes that are not funny.

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing Před 22 dny

      @@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Are you the Bronx River?

  • @IrresistableDelicious
    @IrresistableDelicious Před 26 dny

    Dammit, CZcams is deleting my accounts again, something to do with a pre-nuptial agreement, or something, i gotta tell you folks these clauses are not easy, i dunno if i have enough luv to give to CZcams, CBS, or NBC, it's just too much luuuuvv

    • @YummyYummy-fq7pf
      @YummyYummy-fq7pf Před 26 dny

      Me too, i have so much luv to give, but will it be enough fo CZcams, or the clauses in the contract? I Just don't know?

    • @Henry-dm9ll
      @Henry-dm9ll Před 26 dny

      I'm feeling a lot of luv here, aren't you guys?

    • @IrresistableDelicious
      @IrresistableDelicious Před 26 dny

      ​@@Henry-dm9ll Yeahh i am, down in the bottom, it's a funny/serious, heavy and hard feeling, so i think it's LUV like you said.

    • @Henry-dm9ll
      @Henry-dm9ll Před 26 dny

      @@IrresistableDelicious Yep, that is luv, it' something very, very, very big, but hard at the same time, and it also feels good, if you're having these feelings, you are in LUUUUUv!!!

    • @TitillatingSaucy
      @TitillatingSaucy Před 26 dny

      @@Henry-dm9ll And Luv is something so beautiful isin't it? I mean look at me, i have layers of luv to give, lots and lots of layers, get it?

  • @tami4peace23
    @tami4peace23 Před měsícem

    😂👏🏻

  • @me_and_me_
    @me_and_me_ Před 21 dnem

    So folks how YA all doin? So guys, i'm gonna take your time and tell you all my experience when traveling to NEW YORK CITY, The Glamorous and most famous city from US, so it is like this, when tourists all over the planet come here to visit this arrogant shitpile/shithole in the middle of nowhere, i always get the same praise every time, and it goes more or less with something like this:
    OMG your city is soooooo BEAUTIFUL, it''s so fantastic, so cleam, so organized, urbanized and etc..
    I just stopped to speak about this #$%$$#% because it's a refference for my story, because The US intelligence must have already locatad my, location, and said to the politicians that i am from Brazil, so long story short, when traveling to NEW YORK CITY, the city with the little heart in the middle of its name, i am not going to lie to you folks, i had the same feeling while walking in the streets of São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro, and what does that means?
    That means, i felt that i was looking to something, really, really, really, very "UGLY", but that isin't the opinion from the rest of my family,because they felt like if the place was a fantastic place, however, i don't know how or why, they couldn't see the damn rats waling on the sidewlk with us along the night, the massive number of crackheads and beggars asking some change for the tourists, or the enormous ammount of trash lying on the sidewalks, some robbery, violence, and poverty, like on that Bruce Springsten song for example? Streets of Philadelphia i think?
    I mean i'm sorry, it's just me guys, get it?
    Me and ME.

    • @me_and_me_
      @me_and_me_ Před 21 dnem

      And this was from almos 20 years ago, so it must be worse now i guess.

    • @me_and_me_
      @me_and_me_ Před 21 dnem

      Ohhh, i forgot to tell YA folks this little thing, i lie a lot too, so i told my family that the vacation was just perfect and fatastic.
      I mean, it's the feeling when you're looking to something very ugly, like a very ugly painting for example, that is different from the feeling that you have when you are looking into a very beautiful painting, it's the best analogy that i can give, i'm sorry.

  • @terrancebettencourt-in7xg
    @terrancebettencourt-in7xg Před měsícem

    The Republican party is all over the place on issues

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 Před 28 dny

    Scary if tRump gets near the White House!

  • @distractionb
    @distractionb Před 27 dny

    Just unsubscribed Seth

  • @user-in9qo3fs6g
    @user-in9qo3fs6g Před 27 dny

    Seth Meyers. You're ok if the guys and I own Boeing Corporation with the ladies from Golden Girls? It will be better if we can blame some very wonderful straight women if we don't get some Straight Guy Technical point. Don't you agree? Love, Don xoxo April 23, 2024

  • @troycul6552
    @troycul6552 Před měsícem

    She looks like she did most of the cross fit with her face.

  • @Kim_Jong_Un1254
    @Kim_Jong_Un1254 Před měsícem

    YEEEEEEEHAW COWBOY, How Ya doin? You know what i also think about that virtual reality theory of yours? Beelieve, think, or whatever, is that our overlords or gods kinda look like us, and that i'm the SUPREME LEADER of them all!!!

  • @graceepley7011
    @graceepley7011 Před měsícem

    CORRECTION: Chick-Fil-A employees make between $11-25/hour.

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 Před měsícem +2

      yeah, they're definitely still not making a lot and getting rich

  • @victoriaman117
    @victoriaman117 Před měsícem +1

    You should be sending him a royalty check. You haven't had an original joke in 8 years without that guy