Dark Souls is actually easy, guys.
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- čas přidán 23. 10. 2021
- This is it. The Dark Souls video I should've made months ago. I teased this video so hard that it will probably be disappointing more than anything. I tried hard to make it worthwhile, I'd appreciate if you could leave a like.
Music in this video in order:
- A Brand New Start - TrackTribe
- Bloodborne - Blood-starved Beast
- Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (by Mozart)
- Metal Gear Solid - Encounter
- Dark Souls - Ornstein & Smough
- Dark Souls - Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight
- Sonic Unleashed - Werehog Battle
#darksouls - Hry
I made a dark souls video, guys.
P.S. After reading some comments, I think I should address some things:
- 8 months ago, I did some polls on games I wanted to try. What I meant by "try" was making videos for my channel. The games listed were games I like.
- This is not a blind playthrough. I have played dark souls before.
- I haven't played Dark Souls in a couple of years, so I thought it would be cool and fun to play it again and make a video about it, like my Dragon's Dogma video.
- I was not dying on purpose, I'm just bad at most games.
- The only Soulsborne game I haven't played yet is Demon Souls.
- I should've made it clear before I posted this video that I'm not new to dark souls, that's on me.
- I apologize to the people who thought I was playing for the first time and the people who thought I was faking it. I wasn't trying to trick people, I just wanted to make a dumb fun video.
Nice
Noice
Naisu
I've never seen someone do 2 of my favorite games almost in unison
Epic
He started with a bonk, he finished with a bonk.
Epic.
epic club bonk
@@jessicadraper1935 Club Bonk. If you know, you know. You know?
@@encinoman903 i know right
Bonketh
It does a ahit load of dmg
Gravity is one of the strongest enemies in these games
the strongest enemy*
@@criarinobr2682 I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure its enemies (plural) because when saying "one of" I am referring to the larger group of enemies in dark souls. Also "one of the strong enemy" sounds a bit awkward to say but I really don't know
@@pieguy5323 that's not what I meant lol
*Vietman Flashback of DS2*
The greatest ennemy of these games
Naaah, I beated it first try
That feeling when I died by common enemies more than by bosses.
playing ds3 rn and this sums up the experience 😭
Nah that's pretty normal honestly.
@@emily-ee2lk dude I’m plays ds3 rn and I feel that
"Brightown"
@@jstgamer2553 Random hollows: * *jumping backstabing multiple combo attacks while running at you with perfect tracking* *
Most bosses: "Hey buddy do you want a heal break? I'll just stare at you while you sip"
Was laughing the whole way through, but part of me lost it even more when it hit me that you picked the class that just has a stick, and you had the option of a hundred different weapons, but you found bigger stick and said "yes"
same
Stick
Yabba dabba do! Bambam!
yea the ultimate bonk weapon
@@duskshade520 what the fuck Google translate translates yabba dabba do to praise the beast
The fact that Solaire's lightning spear staggered Gwyn is just euphoric
Gwyn: You dare use my own spell against me -Potter- Solaire?
@@guifire9747 Solair is such a cool dude, being so helpful :>
@@goofball7289”if I didn’t know any better I’d say you had feelings for him”
Haha ignore that.
Me, at the beginning of the video: Why is he using a dumb club?
Me: at the end of the video:
Damn, clubs are dope
unga bunga stick > Any weapon in DS Trilogy
Never underestimate the bonk squad.
I see you have converted to a fellow pancake connoisseur
As a Dual Wielder (DS 2 &3) or a Riposter in DS1 there's nothing I fear more than these Cavemen.
@@colbyboucher6391 black knight halberd is the holy weapon
Bonk Stick is actually a God Tier Weapon. Also I like the fact that you kept the music of the boss for Ornstein and Smough. Climax of the game tbh.
That two handed R2 is garbage tho, way too slow for both PvE and especially PvP.
It is truly incredible how in 1 run he went from getting completly abused by taurus demon to parrying gwyn big bonk only
A truly masterpiece
This is definitely art
It wasn't his first time playing though, he already posted a comment saying that he already beated the game, he just died that way because he's bad at the game and had bad luck.
@@arturosandoval8862 spoken like a true souls veteran
I just started Dark Souls 3 and I died to that scaly ice beast at the start like 5 o 6 times, but I did Gundyr on my first try
@@joschmo4497 vort is easy stay under his nuts
You can watch darkkmane "A glorious video about beating dark souls" It is the same as this.
But anyway, I like how he is wearing a mage armor while using the great club, Unjolly co-operation of armor and weapon.
If you beat Dark Souls 1 with keyboard/mouse, youre ready for everything in the world... like doing taxes
i beat DS1 with mouse & keyboard but still cant do my taxes :(
I did ds1/2/3 ans sekiro ( all boss and mini boss) with keyboard/mouse :'
i play ds1 with keyboard only
@@sushanthkv6561 why?
@@sushanthkv6561 same
It all makes sense. Ted is Solaire, it right in front of us the whole time. Solaire is just an anagram for Ted.
Doesn't that mean ted dies tho, unless you do the thing to save him
@@jasonarreguin1047 heroes NEVER die!
I didn't know he could pull up like da baby :0
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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Honestly the best DS1 montage I have ever seen. Great editing and was laughing the whole way through. Really captured what it is like to play the souls series. Bravo!
You see I didn't realize bringing the Taurus demon to the roof would give you more space to fight him. That's. Eye opening.
I just use the winged spear and pine resin him. His attacks usually swing overhead for the first part so stick to his legs and give his balls a good zapping
you dont even have to do that just fall on his head with an attack 4 times
@@GraphixHurricane i did that after lol. Just thought he jumps up there but didnt think he could stay up there.
I love how Pinwheel didn't even get a 'Defeat boss' title card because he was practically just a normal enemy.
He is just a normal enemy
literally you have to run past like 6 pinwheels on the way to nito
Dark Knights in the undead burg are more dangerous
good
That Anor Londo archer bit always gives me that feeling of awful that, even years removed from Dark Souls 1, gives me incredible secondhand frustration.
I hate that corner you have to go around with the silver knight in the way, I call it the 'bloody angle.' I got SO angry on my first play through when I got to that point cause I died over and over and over and over and over again. It still gives me PTSD to this day.
You can just use a greatshield and ignore their arrows basically.
Also the ring of fog and slumbering dragoncrest ring make it so the left one won't see you and the right one won't until your next to them making it also very easy.
@@shadebinder9969 its my at least 4th playthrought and every time i near those bridge i get a headache.
But on my latest one i just use the fog ring and boy i laugh like a maniac when i cross the brige
I’ve never had too much trouble with them but it comes down to how you react. If you play defensively you’re more likely to get hit. This is one of those times it rewards you for being aggressive. Once you get close enough to the right silver knight the left one can’t shoot you. At that point kill the right then if you’re confident kill the left but be wary the left one can be more dangerous.
2 Poison arrows on the left one while he shoots the overhang while you stand in bridge with railing, boom, when he bleeds out same strat on the right one
8:10 No way he left immidiately. Nobody leaves this room immidiately.
You're right you gotta "kill" the illusion first
Binoculars time!
Common L comment, sigma males only seeking for Solaire
I'm only here for the lordvessel, chosen undead needs that teleportation
@@doktorj4k4lkee I'm only here for death, pain and suffering
This video funny as hell but the way you synced O&S theme with Ornstein landing at 5:49 is fire
So Ted can just casually hop through dimensions, understandable.
Was it ever a question? Ted is unbreakable
I remember playing my first darksouls game on the X360(Darksouls II) and I was like "Oh it's a knights and dungeons game" little did I know things are going to escalate from 0 to 100 in just mere seconds
You poor bastard, welcome to the club...
I remember my mom getting dark souls as a gift for me and my brothers when I was a kid. She got it because she thought the cover was cool. Us kids pretty much had to replay games over and over back then as money was tight and we barely had games so we were excited to try it out. The excitement quickly turned to cries of having her take it back to get a new game lol. Funny, now I'm a huge Dark Souls fan and I've even thanked her for introducing me to it and it's a fond memory now. She even plays games and she will be playing elden ring now and experience the same inevitable defeat as I did when I was a kid.
DS2, you’re nuts! 😂 I had to start with DS1
The one thing in this video that stood out to me is that those archers will never NOT BE THE BANE OF EXISTENCE.
The way you timed mozart to end right as the O&S cutscene was some legendary editing. Gave me serious vibes.
Haha I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that.
As a dark souls veteran this was both funny as hell and painful
Yeah, it was painful to see how he started with one of the worst classes and keep using the shitty Club, the Reinforced Club it's a direct upgrade, only cost 350 souls and can be bought from the Undead Merchant in Undead Parish, at least he replaced it with the Great Club.
Never self claim the title "dark souls veteran" 😂 fucking incel neckbeard
Firebombs to kill Asylum Demon AND Taurus Demon was painful to watch.
I knew you couldnt leave Ted behind, this is all in the same universe, the only difference is this is death simulator
Love how the final strike on ornstein saved solaires life he was on deaths edge
I like how Laurel & Hardy get to keep their actual boss music because they are that much of a boss.
I'm way too used to the space jam remix
i had no idea you could summon solaire anywhere near that many times i thought he could help on like 1 or 2 bosses only. real mvp of that game
Solaire can be summoned in.
1. Bell gargoyles.
2. Gaping Dragon.
3. Ornstein and Smough.
4. Centipede Demon.
5. Gwyn. (If you don't let him get the sunlight maggot.)
I think that's all of em.
You probably were hollow when you fought most of the bosses and didn't notice, that's what happened to me my first playthrough lol. I didn't realize that the summon sign only shows up when you're human and I ended up fighting most bosses solo🤦🏾♂️
@@x0hopeless0x51 if you let solaire die you deserve to fight every boss alone anyway.
@@KingENDLESS I would just quit then re summon rinse and repeat
If you used summons; you didn't beat the game.
Only true Dark souls players know the 1st and most important rule. Always hit it from the back.
Elden ring was my first soulsborne game and i know that
@@travisscott3050 we all do brother, its in our blood now.
That's an important lesson in life too if you don't want children 😶
By the way, I do believe parrying and reposting does more damage
it s a rule of king's field
The lore comes full circle. Kind of like a ring. The Elden Ring.
For a dark souls fellow it is very satisfying to watch a new player understand the local memes, instantly attack Lautrec when first meeting him and save Solaire.
Earned a sub
It makes me smile when I see blind fresh run of Dark Souls. I did a lot of the same stuff here on my first play through lol (like accidentally messing with Lautrec before getting his quest line, etc)
Maybe I'm too suspicious but killing the first boss without running out, attacking Lautrec so he doesn't kill the firekeeper, parying Gwyn and saving solaire on a first (while going for the tail of Seath with a club) doesn't sound like a "blind" run to me . Or maybe he's just gifted
@@reason3208 Also getting the ring to fight four kings without dying to the abyss 3 times… or maybe that was just me
@@madrex512 I'm really into lore and stuff so I knew about the ring in my first playthrough (still forgot to equip it and died tho)
I actually let Lautrec kill Anastacia so i can get the dingy set and the Favor set and returning Anastacia's soul restores her ability to speak.
He said he's played the game before though lol.
What make this video so entertairning even after rewatching it is the rythme and how well the music are put in term of timing, clearcly quality content
Thank you very much for this video. You basically showed my entire first characters life, And all the deaths as well
The zoom in for each "You Died" absolutely kills me. Well done.
This man really went through the whole ass game as a str build wearing ROBES even after being in THE SAME ROOM as the best armor in the game lmao AND ALL WHILE USING THE EAGLE SHIELD
that's the most "new player" shit I've seen in a while, it's adorable
ALSO >no dlc
:(
armor is mostly aesthetic, unless you go to the extreme of physical defence like giant's and Tarkus' armor. For my last DS1 deathless run I used wanderer clothes for the entire game just because they looked cool.
He also summoned solaire at the final boss, I think it's pretty obvious he is not a new player at all. I think he was just fashion soulsing tbh.
@@Crumpeter1 bruh nobody who isn't brand new gets mogged by taurus
man didn't even know about the plunge attack
@@ZonsoAvalune nah man he was probably gonna 1v1 the fuckin nerd in the thunderdome ring
If all your videos are like this I say thank you! Just subbed. I love the dark souls series. I look forward to your other videos!
I just love the way the action matches the rythme of the music. Or maybe it's the other way around. Anyway, nicely done
The timing of the hits to the down beats of the music is so satisfying
4:55
Dude the sounds the character makes... It almost seems like he's enjoying it lmao
Who doesn't enjoy playing DS 😅
So, so many memories of countless deaths in every area you went through. Had such good times with this, playing day 1 with my buddies, reading on early forums along with the community (which was small at the time) trying to figure out what the hell to do. Was one of my favorite experiences of any game to this day.
I found your channel thru this video and laughed so fuckn much, I was cheering you on and absolutely giggling my heart out the entire time. Had to share to my other dark souls player friends, absolutely incredible work! I love it!
>saving Solaire to help with Gwynn
you are confirmed GOAT
also
>playing the BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEECT meme in the duke's archive
i love you dude, thats like my favorite meme
It’s always beautiful to see people play this games now, I think this trilogy is a must for every gamer
Nobody should play DS2. In fact, we should all just forget that it ever existed
@@memonomoto7419 I haven’t talked about Dark Souls 2 in this comment but yeah you are right, I played it just because it was Dark souls
@@memonomoto7419 It has things that are worth playing for. Its just the awkward middle child that came out wrong, doesn't mean it shouldn't get any love.
@@memonomoto7419 i am going to have to entirely disagree, it's still a great game, has my favorite pvp of the 3, but fails a bit in PvE, and adp. Maybe give it a replay, or if you only listened to the rumors of it being the worst game ever, actually play the damn game.
@@RandomPerson-yf4ox I played it and finished it. Out of the three DS games it's the only one I never replayed. Nothing against its story but I absolutely hate the ganking. Lazy way of making the game harder, "instead of just one boss let's put several of them in one fight lolz"
Loved your edits! Especially the bonk noise 10/10
This… is priceless! 😂❤ I felt all your pain all the way through. I’m on the last bits of DS1 now.
Really cool to see you finally play Dark Souls, easily one of my favorite series of all time. 💜
Good day Bro look my Channel :D
6:35
"u pull up?"
"I pull up"
Just found your channel and I’m in love. Keep it up
Honestly this should have hit theaters I'd nominate this piece of art for an Oscar
An Oscar of Astora?
@@kristofertaft194 presented by none other than Solaire
Playing Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne first, it was definitely a shock to my senses playing Dark Souls 1 for the first time, and feeling comparatively as manoeuvrable as a Tiger Tank compared to the BT-7 that was Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne. I’ll just have to get used to it.
Explore firelink. 5 heals 4 weapons and a shield help start
Did you play ds2,whzre you have the mobility and durabilty of a roomba
As some one who played DS3, I have never reacted to anything as much as I as related to this. Near the beginning of the game I felt like a blind pig on rollar skates. The game didn't properly start for me until the bell gargoyles
@@frostyblade8842 for me it started the second i got Greirat out the cage. Shield armor and bastard.
@@fjparasite1172 Yeah that's where DS3s difficult spike levels out, but I was talking about DS1. I ran a dex build so it started proper for me once I got the twinblades, but the regular/fire Longsword helped out up till then
This is the "dark souls experience" executed at its peak: perfection
lmao, I loved you using the sonic unleashed scream during the bed of chaos fight
hilarious video~
Love it. U can see u gettin better as u go.
I'm just so proud of you for using a bonk bonk club the whole time
Bonk club is surprisingly good. Dump your points into strength and you’ll be bonking everyone’s head into their torso in no time.
So is Ted piloting a Solaire-Suit, like a mecha or.. is it more a thing with the traditional stilts n stuff?
Either way, it really makes sense! So Ted was helping me all those times too?
I've been blessed ;.;
Awesome vid!
It’s his real armour, Ted had to undergo intense limb extension surgeries just to make this video
It's a 3 kids in a trenchcoat type of thing
_Maximum pain, I must endure. Okay, here we go._
Thank you for making this so much harder on yourself then it needed to be 🤣 had me laughing my ass off the whole video, btw i subbed for this video i hope to see more awesomeness
I just read your big comment, im surprised people took it that way. I really enjoyed it and didnt think you were new or faking it. You did make some things a lot harder then they needed to be but i assumed it was either lack of game knowledge or you were going for the laughs theres nothing wrong with that you're an entertainer. For next time tho please stay close to the four kings they really do way less damage when you're basically hugging them
Oh Ted, multidimensional protector..
Guide us all through these hard times. Let this video remain monetised, and allow Memes to get through school without issue.
Thanks Ted. Amen. Meow.
I love your character development shown on this, you went from killing NPC's and falling on tauro's demon arena, to making community jokes like nerd dragon also saving Solaire and Parrying Gwyn, Git Gud my bro, nice video
Just finished DS last week. That video is so good. 🤣🤣🤣
So many memories I can relate to. Excellent!!! 👌🏻🤪
I loved the video, amazing editing couldn't stop laughing. just earned a new sub
That bitconnect scream was just perfect
Solaire and Ted are the same person, both carries your ass through the entire game.
Always love to see people beating my favorite game, also props to that amazing weapon lol, man go with bonk all the game
dude, that's so nostalgic. it reminds me how I played DS for the first time, lol. thanks!
I commend your choice of weapon and build, sir. Beautiful work. I do recommend playing through the DLC as well, it's very good!
Also, a tip for the future, which applies to DS1 _and_ DS3: Spamming R1 while you are grappled by an attack will make the grapple end faster. Hopefully, this will save your life someday... Praise The Sun \[T]/
R1, L1, R2, L2. They all help. Sadly for three only a couple of grabs can be mashed out of, it not just stray demon. But in ds1? Literally anything can be mashed out of, and even if it doesn't have a special escape animation, you won't take damage after a certain point of spamming
I’ve been playing the series for years and I didn’t know that.
@@mrwolf9907 check out zulie (I think that's how you spell her name, at least) the witch's video on it, it's rather interesting. Personal favorite is the chaos eater escape. Just "ya know what? Na, I'm good, get me out"
I didn't know that
Moral of the story: If you look up an op build and watch walkthroughs the game will be much easier.
The Darksydephil method!
@@silenceundying I thought the DSP method was crank one out
I'm impressed you stuck with it. I recognized several of my own deaths in this video
This is beautiful. I don’t understand over half of the memes but this cut of gameplay is EPIC.
Currently in the middle of a broken sword ds1 run when you posted this, makes me feel better knowing I’m not alone in the struggle of dark souls
I was excited to see that you saved Solaire. Good job!
Haaa It's just so awesome that you let the Ornstein and Smough soundtrack playing during their fight! I loved the video!
This is about as close as one could get to a perfect representation of a first playthrough
Minus greatshield poking everything and eventually equipping super high poise stuff to cheese the game because hitboxes suck anyway
El momento mas esperado por toda la latinoamerica unida.
No jodas que este man hispanohablante
@@frano7172 Si lo es xdd busca videos muy abajo para q lo creas
primero si lo es segundo brasil
I was not expecting Ted to show up in this, but the ability to summon help when times are rough make this video much more enjoyable, and I think if I were to get this game I’d get the game over screen more than once every minute.
Had the urge to play this again. Thanks for taking me out of it 😊😊
MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE. This is one of the best dark souls meme videos on youtube. No fucking bullshit commentary or cringe jokes, just pure memes, i love it!
love the solaire summons
GREAT video man, laughed very hard
Hey, I'm here just to say that Blighttown in Italian is "Città infame" that means literally "infamous/flacidous city", it's pretty ironic and suited considering the place.
loved seeing your skill level progress in the first 3 minutes -- from avoiding fighting and running away from enemies, to getting perfect timing on dodges with capra demon, backstabbing, etc. i know that had to feel good.
短くまとめられてるのがめっちゃ見やすくてありがたい
Played a whole game for 1 video, impressive! Love the content :)
Finally, ive been waiting for this
Therefore praise Ted
Somehow the editing itself is funny. Also you had me the first time you played the cartoon "BONK" sound
What a bold statement to make
This is your greatest work yet. A true masterpie ❤️
My favourite use for shields is also use them decoratively 😂 nice vid man made me chuckle
11:21 I laugh uncontrollably whenever this dude comes up, the clip is so perfectly cut
I've played dark souls 1000 times and watched a million videos and this is the first time I've ever seen solaire at the gwyn fight. Had no idea, never bothered with his quest line
I got him in my first play through (just days ago). It was accidental anyways as I changed the sunlight maggot for another stuff through that nest guy "you you give soft give me warm".
I never fail to save my sunbro
Best Dark Souls video ever, I never wanted it to end 😂👏🏼
great content, I enjoyed :)
The super extra zoom in for Blighttown really spoke to me.
I will now patiently await "Dark Souls 2 is actually easy, guys." :)
Maybe the real Ted are the friends we made along the way
The real Ted is the Ted we made along the way.
I love how it starts and ends with bloodborne music ❤️❤️
Awesome editing! Sonic Unleashed music @8:12 fit very well with the rest of the video! Lol never would have thought to use that for a Dark Souls highlights video! Nice work! Song is groovy as fuck lol
This is the game where being a sado masochist really pays off
Had a blast watching you and Ted of Astoria square off against the undead, hopefully you enjoy ds2 (despite the many gripes people had with the game) and ds3
Good luck boio
I'm new to your CZcams channel, I'm a dark souls lover. I hope to see more from you, and not just in the soulsborne games.
Best ever summary of a first play through !!!!
you just shown me a 3 minute video of dark souls and that's actually my whole progress in 6 months
the other months were me taking a break for my mental health
Thank you for the video it was AWESOME❤️ but to be fair it made me laugh that a game that made nightmares for us and took a long time to complete could be shortened in 12 mins 😂