Artorias of the Abyss is actually easy, guys.

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  • čas přidán 27. 05. 2024
  • The journey continues into the abyss as I grant many people's wishes to prove myself or whatever.
    Music in this video in order:
    - Dead Rising 2 - Fortune's Delight
    - Dark Souls - Four Kings
    - Dark Souls - Iron Golem
    - OMORI - World's End Valentine (Touhou Style Arrange) by JerryStuff - Ro - • OMORI - World's End Va... (Channel: / @jerrystuffro )
    - Dark Souls - Kalameet
    Timestamps:
    0:00 - Previously on "Dark Souls is EZ"...
    0:38 - Plus means Easier
    2:01 - Sprint for the Dorkvessel
    4:02 - The Abyss Awaits
    5:00 - Artorias the Scrubwalker
    6:00 - "Manus" porque tiene manos grandes
    7:11 - Knighthood's Highest Calling
    #darksouls #artorias
  • Hry

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  • @JustSomeMemes
    @JustSomeMemes  Před 2 lety +1101

    Happy holidays, friends.

  • @taylorgoldman130
    @taylorgoldman130 Před 2 lety +6336

    I like how Fromsoft awards the player for defeating one of the hardest bosses in the game with a ring that just makes the game harder lol

    • @uninconnu5844
      @uninconnu5844 Před 2 lety +1140

      ''Congrats, you just killed the hardest boss of the game in easy mode. Game difficulty is now selectable in the equip tab''

    • @redgarlicbred6228
      @redgarlicbred6228 Před 2 lety +592

      It takes out a ring slot as well, out of your TWO slots! I got the calamity ring and immediately thought to myself, "what person would willingly wear this who isn't a challenge runner?"

    • @GunlessSnake
      @GunlessSnake Před 2 lety +453

      Apparently, the main creator of the series is in fact a self-admitted masochist and wanted players to experience pain and frustration with joy like he did.

    • @uninconnu5844
      @uninconnu5844 Před 2 lety +204

      @@redgarlicbred6228 I think I have a theory : When you get the Calamity ring in DS3, the description calls it a symbol of dragon worship, passed down amongst the most fervents, who believe it to be a sacred duty. So I wonder if, maybe, there could have been something planned for it in the DS1 covenant that is led by a literal dragon. After all, we know for a fact that they couldn't really finish Izalith in time, and that's a main area, so I wouldn't be surprised if an area that brings so little and is as far from the main path as Ash Lake also had some things that couldn't get implemented in time

    • @listener709
      @listener709 Před 2 lety +138

      The real price for the boss fight is in his tail wich is even harder to cut lol

  • @jesustyronechrist2330
    @jesustyronechrist2330 Před 2 lety +1882

    Havel: Symbol of poise.
    Artorias: "Who's in the front cover of the game...?"

    • @zerodestiny2899
      @zerodestiny2899 Před 2 lety +130

      a black knight 🗿

    • @Elutai
      @Elutai Před 2 lety +74

      oscar is on the cover of mine?

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Před 2 lety +38

      Poise ain't got dung pies on backstabs

    • @TurkicGigachad
      @TurkicGigachad Před 2 lety +9

      I think Artorias is so easy with giant armor and black knight sword

    • @johnadams9514
      @johnadams9514 Před 2 lety +42

      Different cover art for different regions lol. Oscar on the NA and JP versions, black knight on the EU version, and Artorias on the updated Prepare to Die edition

  • @arizonaranger921
    @arizonaranger921 Před 2 lety +2076

    Ah yes, Havel's Gucci set. The ultimate "I'm tired of your BS" armor

    • @luloski2741
      @luloski2741 Před 2 lety +75

      The only way to play dark soul on easy mode. We love to see it

    • @JetStream0509
      @JetStream0509 Před 2 lety +26

      @@luloski2741 that and pyromancy

    • @JamesDM4
      @JamesDM4 Před 2 lety +22

      @@JetStream0509 spells in general make the game so ez.

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 Před 2 lety +58

      @@JetStream0509 You mean sorcery. With pyromancy you still have to get fairly close

    • @thememeilator2633
      @thememeilator2633 Před 2 lety +10

      When i got havels armor in DS1 i thought it would have way higher resistances but it didn't and inwas disappointed

  • @oscartanyimboh3743
    @oscartanyimboh3743 Před 2 lety +498

    are we not gonna talk about the bass boost with every single boss attack

  • @NamelessKnightt
    @NamelessKnightt Před 2 lety +148

    I like how he stopped dying once he realized rolling was a thing.

    • @dillpickle59
      @dillpickle59 Před rokem +26

      And then immediately started dying again against Kalameet when he forgot shields were a thing lol

  • @Muncherino
    @Muncherino Před 2 lety +701

    My favorite part is when you tried to superman dive the dragon breath like in monhun.

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 Před 2 lety +24

      The emergency dive is the strongest tool in any Hunter's kit. I won't blame the man for having his Hunter instincts kick in, this is MH old gens levels of bullshit.

    • @meathir4921
      @meathir4921 Před rokem +2

      @@fernando47180 Really? I thought Kalameet was quite easy compared to Monster Hunter elders

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 Před rokem

      @@meathir4921 I haven't played the DLC, so, I can't really say much on that

    • @bishopalexander9164
      @bishopalexander9164 Před rokem

      @@meathir4921 Yeah honestly I think any average hunter could obliterate a chosen undead based on the monsters they fight on the daily.

    • @devrimbulbul9524
      @devrimbulbul9524 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@bishopalexander9164lore wise nope

  • @burnoutcat2387
    @burnoutcat2387 Před 2 lety +723

    Solaire secretly being Ted makes so much sense it's scary

  • @CaribouTitsMcGee
    @CaribouTitsMcGee Před 2 lety +859

    Fat rolling bosses, the gentlemen’s way of playing Dark Souls.

    • @kaspersaldell
      @kaspersaldell Před 2 lety +49

      That's midrolling clearly you haven't played DS1

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Před 2 lety +19

      @@kaspersaldell ah yes, assume someone hasn’t played the game because they got one thing wrong.

    • @kaspersaldell
      @kaspersaldell Před 2 lety +48

      @@ninjafrog6966 In this case, yes

    • @cristiansantander4003
      @cristiansantander4003 Před 2 lety +28

      @@ninjafrog6966 The most important thing in the game* (besides sun praying)

    • @Slender_neet
      @Slender_neet Před 2 lety +8

      @@kaspersaldell clearly you haven't touched grass in a while

  • @Connorthecatsdad
    @Connorthecatsdad Před 2 lety +2270

    True story: I didn't realize the version I downloaded included the DLC until I was in NG+3.
    It was the worst 80 hours of my life

    • @SantiagoDunbar33
      @SantiagoDunbar33 Před 2 lety +75

      just found out the same thing only its just NG+1 still gonna be a good time though

    • @thememeilator2633
      @thememeilator2633 Před 2 lety +75

      The DLC is hands down the better part of the game by comparison to the main game

    • @DeftGaitJameson
      @DeftGaitJameson Před 2 lety +60

      The DLC is really tuff on new game plus and up. Manus is tuff but Kalameet was hands down the hardest for me! His fire and dark damage combo is crazy!

    • @kenbastards
      @kenbastards Před 2 lety +21

      Lol, same. First time I went to dlc I was on Ng+3. Didn't even know there was a dlc. Got my ass whooped

    • @Vandalgia
      @Vandalgia Před 2 lety +27

      Gotta give a huge props to Miyazaki, people are playing this game not just within one playthrough, but mostly play it through more than 3 times. I discovered the DLC myself when I was on NG+1, and I got tired of the game only after NG+5. This is a solid game right here.

  • @Filtiarin
    @Filtiarin Před 2 lety +853

    Damn he actually went through the depths and blightown again. Respect. Personally after my first playthrough I just took the shortcut from new londo ruins because blightown and depths are traumatising

    • @waltuh11121
      @waltuh11121 Před 2 lety +56

      I go to the depths to fight the Gaping Dragon

    • @koalachan6029
      @koalachan6029 Před 2 lety +11

      @@waltuh11121 yeah me too

    • @aguafria9003
      @aguafria9003 Před 2 lety +12

      I kinda prefer going through normally sometimes

    • @soulreaver6546
      @soulreaver6546 Před 2 lety +48

      Honestly, blighttown isn't bad and I actually like it, unlike tomb of the giants

    • @koalachan6029
      @koalachan6029 Před 2 lety +44

      @@soulreaver6546 ahhh the classic swamp simp... it's kinda ur fault we have a swamp area in EVERY SINGLE FROM GAME!

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx Před 2 lety +705

    My man actually beat Manus without even using the pendant. Absolute fucking unit.

    • @mattieonutube273
      @mattieonutube273 Před 2 lety +6

      Just use crest shield. >:p

    • @ToxicSoul03
      @ToxicSoul03 Před 2 lety +70

      >uses full havel set allowing hit ignoring
      yeah what a unit

    • @Marasma
      @Marasma Před 2 lety +146

      i also killed manus without pendant because chimp gaming here didn't know about it

    • @ivanlagayacrus1891
      @ivanlagayacrus1891 Před 2 lety +72

      What pendant

    • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
      @JimmyPizzaDelivery Před 2 lety +7

      @@Marasma
      I, three, have also beat the shit out of Manus without realizing that a pendant for this sucker existed.

  • @thegk-verse4216
    @thegk-verse4216 Před 2 lety +312

    Artorias is the only boss I never raged on, or even felt the slightest negative feeling toward, even with quite the number of deaths.

    • @noth1ingoriginal535
      @noth1ingoriginal535 Před 2 lety +31

      Artorias' only problem is that his hitboxes are bs sometimes

    • @scitheme3831
      @scitheme3831 Před 2 lety +11

      In darksouls 3 the only boss I raged on was the lothric fight since I was running a sorcerer build I could kill Lorian easy but not lothric.

    • @boaz7028
      @boaz7028 Před 2 lety +23

      artorias became so easy when i realised i should stagger him out of the powerup and not just... let him power up lol

    • @BigfootUnibrowMan
      @BigfootUnibrowMan Před 2 lety +4

      I found him not that hard actually, 100 shield and Black Knight Ultra and I got him on my second try. Would have got him on the first but I got greedy with my final hit. Manus on the other hand...

    • @thememeilator2633
      @thememeilator2633 Před 2 lety +3

      In every fromsoft game i find at least one boss that i have fun fighting and dying against. DS3 it was Gael/Both Gundyrs, DS1 it was Manus/Artorias/Sanctuary Guardian, BB it was Orphan/Gherman.

  • @Freyria13
    @Freyria13 Před 2 lety +83

    "Black Knight's Halberd is the strongest in the game"
    Cristian: Hold my bonk stick

  • @KumieZoomie
    @KumieZoomie Před rokem +61

    After beating DLC and running into adult Sif guarding Artorias's grave, and Sif recognizes you as the one who saved them, and then fights you anyway...
    SADDER THAN ARTAX DYING IN THE SWAMP

    • @sir_wigglesalot4091
      @sir_wigglesalot4091 Před rokem +6

      He doesnt want what happened to Artorias to happen to you or anyone else! Even if he has to kill you

    • @casual0014
      @casual0014 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Bro can i ask u something?

    • @KumieZoomie
      @KumieZoomie Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@casual0014 you just did.

    • @casual0014
      @casual0014 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@KumieZoomie thank you so my something is: so if you have to kill sif to get the ring[covanent of artorias]to enter the abyss and kill four kings to end the game,,, how some guys kill sif AFTER the dlc and artorias? :|

    • @KumieZoomie
      @KumieZoomie Před 10 měsíci +2

      @casual0014 you don't have to beat the game to access the Artorias Of The Abyss DLC

  • @S.A.F.T.I
    @S.A.F.T.I Před 2 lety +184

    Seeing you use the great club fills me with a joy normally reserved for things like my last playthrough of Ds3 where I beat Midir and Gael before the Abyss watchers.

    • @redtailcoatenjoyer6797
      @redtailcoatenjoyer6797 Před 2 lety +12

      DLC before main game players(and me);
      (Shakes hand)Brother

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 Před 2 lety +4

      Gael can be cheesed with poison and Midir is only tough because he has a ridiculous amount of health and constantly moves around so you have a lot more time to make a mistake then other bosses.

    • @Alex-K94
      @Alex-K94 Před 2 lety +4

      @@MrGhosta5 Yeah but midir is easy if you chase him down. If you force him into close combat He wont do his range attacks. Just stay under his head and you have an easyer time. Also you get the poise break which gives you a crit on his head for like 5k damage.
      In my Lucatiel cosplay run I almost got him on first try. I loved that build. Light armor and one of the best GS in the game. Destroyed him in my second try.

  • @Ronin03
    @Ronin03 Před 2 lety +95

    Kalameet be acting like Fatalis' skinny son

  • @simonbastianelli5540
    @simonbastianelli5540 Před 2 lety +276

    You should try to cut Kalameet’s tail. Now that’s a challenge !

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird Před 2 lety +58

      [during his attack where he flies toward you] DOOOOODge to the left then doooodge to the right, then he'll slam that tail, then you hit the tail, then you get that tail for yourself!~

    • @Peng010
      @Peng010 Před 2 lety +37

      Tbh, i never died to kalameet.
      Not even once. Untiill i discovered the obsidian gs.
      I died 17 times trying to cut that stupid tale!! Kalameet is ez but that is tough

    • @jaimeg6780
      @jaimeg6780 Před 2 lety +17

      Cutting his tail off made me want to commit soy beans many times 🙃

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 Před 2 lety +6

      I've cut that thing off by accident several times by shooting him in the face with Crystal Soul Spear. On the ground, walking towards me as I back pedal.

    • @SuperKILLINGMASTER
      @SuperKILLINGMASTER Před 2 lety +3

      @@Peng010 same, I only died once because I was trying to get his tail, relatively easy boss imo.

  • @rokahn
    @rokahn Před 2 lety +205

    I find it mesmerising to see how people struggled with Kalameet, it all comes down to builds. If you are fast rolling this fight becomes soooo much easier. Without it and having to tank Kalameet hits it becomes so much more difficult.

    • @hydrasent563
      @hydrasent563 Před 2 lety +21

      The whole dlc is easier if you fast roll

    • @boaz7028
      @boaz7028 Před 2 lety +3

      queue me just standing under kalameet with black iron armor spamming r1 tanking through his hits and beating him first try lol

    • @darkwraithgareth4100
      @darkwraithgareth4100 Před 2 lety +7

      Yes, indeed. I defeated Kalameet naked and with my bonk.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 2 lety +2

      @@darkwraithgareth4100 yep, kalameet us a boss best fought deprived...

    • @speinz9430
      @speinz9430 Před 2 lety +4

      And I was thinking I just got lucky or it was because I was using my 5+ black knight sword. I never knew it was because I wasn’t fat rolling.

  • @dustinstuckey7419
    @dustinstuckey7419 Před 2 lety +36

    Sif jumping backwards during the Manus fight is definitely a mood.

  • @afsanabilkis5439
    @afsanabilkis5439 Před 2 lety +146

    We all can rest knowing Ted is in the darks souls lore

  • @oscarguevaraf778
    @oscarguevaraf778 Před 2 lety +56

    Thing: *exists*
    Cris: It's actually ez guys

  • @humbleheathen69
    @humbleheathen69 Před 2 lety +92

    You can feel the pure hate for the black dragon fight. We all have that one or handful of bosses we despise with an unhealthy passion. You can feel the hate of this beast. Now it will make a fine pair of boots for the journey ahead.

    • @river7874
      @river7874 Před 2 lety +10

      DS2, the Executioner's Chariot. For whatever reason that is easily my worst boss fight. I can roll through Smelter Demon and his Blue variant all day with ease. Hell, I even managed to get Alonne's secret death animation. But the Chariot just gives me fits despite the fact that it's an easy boss.

    • @humbleheathen69
      @humbleheathen69 Před 2 lety +3

      Took me a few days but I guess I blocked it from the trauma. FUCK THE KHAN MAYKR in doom eternal. Really enjoyed myself up to that point, died 20 times said fuck it Bloodborne is easier than this boss! Then went and beat kos instead.

    • @alduinthetyrant5225
      @alduinthetyrant5225 Před 2 lety +5

      I didn't know anything during my first playthrough of dark souls. I had bad stat allotments, half upgraded weapons, and a bullheaded resolve to keep going for bragging rights with my friends. The end result was me doing fifty - one hundred damage a swing and fighting artorius for two weeks, and boy did he piss me off. Subsequent playthroughs and better game knowledge have made me enjoy his fight quite a lot, but first playthrough artorius was my bane.

    • @humbleheathen69
      @humbleheathen69 Před 2 lety

      Fuck me shoulda figured but didn't mean this to contain solely DS bosses. But to contribute, Sister friede was a major bitch-n-ahalf. On the flip side I managed to beat maria in BB first try to the chagrin of my Lil bro watching me and giving pointers.

    • @alduinthetyrant5225
      @alduinthetyrant5225 Před 2 lety +2

      I didn't know we were including brags as well. I pissed off my friend by beating manus on the first try after my grueling artorius fight.

  • @Tadek7777
    @Tadek7777 Před 2 lety +138

    you know, if you kill asylum demon without running away, just like at the start of the game, you could get his hammer (sorry for my bad english)

    • @monkewithearrings9535
      @monkewithearrings9535 Před 2 lety +28

      Compared to half of the non-coherent babble I hear from some CZcams comments this makes way more sense. Only like two or so words that could’ve made this better

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 2 lety +8

      Honestly, you're doing well. There's a few places where your grammar could be improved, but other than that you're fine.
      And yeah, that's the earliest way to get the demons great hammer, but you could also just trade a sack to Snuggly for it once you reach the depths.

    • @lordfenix17
      @lordfenix17 Před 2 lety +2

      @@theapexsurvivor9538 you can W H A T

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 2 lety +7

      @@lordfenix17 kill the chefs in the depths to get a sack, take it to undead asylum and find the nest on the cliff near the where the crow picks you up (the one that has the cute dialogue, not the one where you curl up). Drop the sack and quit out, once you come back, there'll be a demon's great hammer in the nest instead.

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 Před 2 lety

      just take the black fire bombs as your starting item and chuck them at him.

  • @TheCain91
    @TheCain91 Před 2 lety +22

    "Manus porque tiene manos grandes" me ha pillado con la guardia baja.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Před 2 lety +42

    Artorias took me seven attempts, even though I had him completely figured out by my second run. He REALLY punished the greedy, and I only pulled it off because I got a lucky stagger when he only needed one more blow. That was a fantastic boss, though.

  • @izalethdemi9243
    @izalethdemi9243 Před 2 lety +62

    Great use of World's End Valentine, always happy to hear Omori music. Also solid with Manus, dude's terrifying on NG+.

  • @korokseed1619
    @korokseed1619 Před 2 lety +71

    The ultimate power team when it comes to Fromsoft games is definitely Artorias, Gael, Ishin, and Orphan.

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 Před 2 lety +6

      Now fight all four at once, for true pain

    • @sudowoodo5826
      @sudowoodo5826 Před 2 lety +1

      For me it’s Manus,Gael,demon of hatred, Orphan and the blue dragon in demon souls

    • @JP-mr1hn
      @JP-mr1hn Před 2 lety +9

      The Ivory King is the best boss in the souls trilogy and I will not tolerate this slander

    • @soulreaver6546
      @soulreaver6546 Před 2 lety

      @@JP-mr1hn abyss watchers

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 2 lety +4

      Cries in Sir Alonne

  • @mopses
    @mopses Před 2 lety +58

    You not only did the dlc, but you did it in ng+.
    You madman.

  • @The_Chair_Man
    @The_Chair_Man Před 2 lety +14

    Artorias is easily my favourite fight in dark souls, I love the lore behind the dude and everything

  • @JD-zp4vn
    @JD-zp4vn Před 2 lety +25

    3:32 Right in the Iron’s *Golems*
    Also that last battle with Kalameet, dam stress inducing and satisfying to watch at the end

  • @Biorocker97
    @Biorocker97 Před 2 lety +43

    You killed Kalameet without the tower shield cheese. I was waiting for you to say screw it and use it but you didn't. Kudos to you, sir!

    • @MegaGeewee
      @MegaGeewee Před 2 lety +4

      Tower shield cheese?

    • @tamonowo247
      @tamonowo247 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MegaGeewee Guessing it had enough physical and dark absorption for Kalameet to do basically no damage

    • @Biorocker97
      @Biorocker97 Před 2 lety +7

      @@MegaGeewee If you run an upgraded tower shield Kalameet basically does 0 damage to you. He goes from one of hardest hitting enemies in the game to a flailing toddler.

    • @resin2092
      @resin2092 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tamonowo247 there is no dark damage in ds1

    • @tamonowo247
      @tamonowo247 Před 2 lety

      @@resin2092 Well, been a while that I played DS1, magic absorption then?

  • @Mindflood18
    @Mindflood18 Před 2 lety +24

    My comment didn't make it into the video, but thanks for playing the DLC. Love that you had to start over, comedy gold. Great vids, keep it up.
    Edit: Ted isn't actually Solaire, Ted and Greg will assume whatever form is necessary to carry you through whatever challenges you face. That said Ted does prefer the Solaire persona.

  • @Antonete2005
    @Antonete2005 Před 2 lety +3

    7:10 I must be falling asleep, because that turn gave me the impression that I was dropping my mobile phone

  • @artisticatblues
    @artisticatblues Před 2 lety +9

    When the bass drops in the Abyss: 6:32

  • @lightninggaming016
    @lightninggaming016 Před 2 lety +7

    That miss when kalameet had a smidge of health would made me quit lol

  • @connerreid3579
    @connerreid3579 Před 2 lety +3

    10:38. The bonk heard round the world.

  • @emishimaru-sama6449
    @emishimaru-sama6449 Před 2 lety +4

    8:34 Surprised you didn't make a Monster Hunter relatable reference there >.>
    [Cuz that's so relatable D:

  • @liamwiedl931
    @liamwiedl931 Před rokem +2

    "i must be a lord of cinder because it burns when I piss"- John darksouls

  • @AV524
    @AV524 Před 2 lety +8

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from the Kalameet fight, it’s that if this happens (9:55), and Kalameet is about to slam down his tail, you roll right to avoid it.
    It works 9/10 times and gives you to chance to do damage to his tail.

  • @coffeecrispy2673
    @coffeecrispy2673 Před rokem +4

    3:27 IS THAT IRON TARKUS I SEE? AND THEY'RE FIGHTING IRON MARKUS

  • @tiopyrosy9051
    @tiopyrosy9051 Před 2 lety +5

    4:06 you're going to Brazil

  • @thelastcheetomaster6954
    @thelastcheetomaster6954 Před 2 lety +26

    Man this guy's editing always makes my day

  • @Vandalgia
    @Vandalgia Před 2 lety +4

    Dude's just persevering through Kalameet with fat roll and pancake beater. That deserves mad respect.
    The first time I played Dark Souls, I cheesed the entire game with Havel's Set and shield with Demon's Greataxe and when I play through DLC, I was like, "Nah I can't do this shit with this kind of playstyle. I have to be able to roll and dodge" and changed my set into a lighter one and try to beat the game with roll.

  • @aosomnissj4585
    @aosomnissj4585 Před 2 lety +8

    "dark souls is easy" that's what i was saying untill i got to ng plus myself ,it's a nightmare to 100 level players ,especially 4 kings .

  • @kinkykoala7870
    @kinkykoala7870 Před 2 lety +5

    ...
    The editing is hella fire (PUN INTENDED) also huge respect for maining the bonk stick the entire time, my god (HH/hammer main here d: )

  • @kevgmei
    @kevgmei Před rokem

    I'm actually so proud of you for sticking through Kalameet and learning your way through the fight from max derp to winning through mastery! GGs; I love the adventures that a good struggle can bring us through!

  • @jasikshaw9309
    @jasikshaw9309 Před 2 lety +19

    Fun fact: lore-wise we only ever fight 4 bosses with intact, full-powered souls. Manus, Kalameet, Gwyndolin, and the Bed of Chaos. (Although BoC is kinda debatable)

    • @Marasma
      @Marasma Před 2 lety +5

      and Kalameet gets shot by a giant arrow on his wing if you fight him the regular way, so unless you didn't ask help from the giant and killed him while he was flying, you don't fight his 100% form

    • @Gnomikon
      @Gnomikon Před 2 lety

      I would say, that Gwyndolin could be even stronger, if he was an adult god

    • @Marasma
      @Marasma Před 2 lety

      @@Gnomikon wym if he was a adult god? so we kill a kid/teenager?

    • @Gnomikon
      @Gnomikon Před 2 lety

      @@Marasma basically yes

  • @phigg7788
    @phigg7788 Před 2 lety +3

    Ive never played this game but the gift of this holiday is a vid from you! Happy holidays!

  • @mrkruzjr
    @mrkruzjr Před 2 lety +3

    Im glad I cane across this channel recently for this lol! Great video

  • @mr_joke8165
    @mr_joke8165 Před 2 lety

    This is the best dark souls video I've ever seen in my life .... really enjoying your videos keep going you're the best

  • @mrswoose220
    @mrswoose220 Před 2 lety +7

    As a man who's recently completed DSR, the most infuriating thing I had to experience was fighting Manus in NG++ and trying to cut off Kalameet's tail. Those two shitters are the bane of my existence

  • @NamelessKing1597
    @NamelessKing1597 Před 2 lety +9

    If you pump stam and carry weight enough he actually is, just time your dodges and play aggressive. Then again I played DS3 before DS1 so my ptsd from Gael helped a lot.

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 Před 2 lety

      I just cheesed Gael with poison.

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 Před 2 lety

      @@MrGhosta5 I mean I used poison on him too but I just buffed the drang hammers with it and used the weapon art between dodges. It was awesome, it was like we were dancing.

  • @ongabonga4378
    @ongabonga4378 Před 2 lety +4

    I like to think that the greatclub is Havel's spare for when he misplaces the dragontooth.

  • @yamada7036
    @yamada7036 Před 2 lety +6

    9:34 You tried to superman dive there didn't ya

  • @princeking1562
    @princeking1562 Před 2 lety +3

    7:00 take that a chill wid ya grabby self

  • @mistermaxie6487
    @mistermaxie6487 Před rokem +7

    Just a reminder that FromSoft cut so many good pieces of dialogue from the Artorias boss that, in my opinion, would've elevated it to something greater with the emotional stuff.

  • @justjohn7756
    @justjohn7756 Před 2 lety +7

    Ahhh darksouls 3 is gonna be fun. Love your work man❤

  • @cronian2372
    @cronian2372 Před 2 lety +6

    If only Ted was here to shine his light upon NG+

  • @zkatt3238
    @zkatt3238 Před 2 lety +5

    The DLC is absolutely brutal in NG+

  • @knvs2931
    @knvs2931 Před 2 lety +3

    Lol'ed so much on that tail whack on the Gaping Dragon thinking it's gonna come off soon like in MH

  • @dondon5791
    @dondon5791 Před 2 lety +4

    FINALLY! MY MAN 🤝
    Welcome back

  • @vm7528
    @vm7528 Před rokem +2

    8:06 My boy chugged through firebreath here. What a lad

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    0:51 Off to a PERFECT start for a Dark Souls Game.

  • @rawwkkgranados6924
    @rawwkkgranados6924 Před 2 lety +18

    Heavy armor against Kalameet its such a huge handicap xD nice job and happy holidays!

    • @JM64
      @JM64 Před 2 lety

      Makes you wonder how bad ass Havel was in his prime fighting the ever-lasting dragons alongside Gwyn

  • @daiyousei2606
    @daiyousei2606 Před 2 lety +4

    5:00 wowowowowow touhou song!!1

  • @LouisDgm
    @LouisDgm Před 2 lety

    the absolute ***BASS*** on manus' fight, jesus christ, my ears
    great vid man

  • @ligmaballz3071
    @ligmaballz3071 Před rokem +1

    Bro these bonk sound effects make it amazing

  • @mochammadfuadhakim7731
    @mochammadfuadhakim7731 Před 2 lety +3

    Still die to manus even when TED-like sif was there ?
    Duuuuuudeeee

  • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
    @CallofDutyBlackOps28 Před 2 lety +3

    Not going to lie; the first time i fought him was an awesome trip. i had Power within (used when i got infront of him) and wailed onto him with my Zweihander. after a while when he was charging up for that AoE blast, I was still swinging away, when i realized something was probobly going to happen. ... Then i staggered him, and had the biggest "beginners luck" i've ever had in the game, and finished him off. I really love Artorias' story alot and how your character helps protect his legacy.

  • @nektarine3432
    @nektarine3432 Před 2 lety

    new upload AND it’s dark souls remastered? can’t wait to watch this

  • @WoScAn
    @WoScAn Před rokem +1

    BRO, THAT MIX OF CREEPY MUSIC AND "BONK" "BONK" IS HILARIOUSLY GOOD

  • @stevenwoods2763
    @stevenwoods2763 Před 2 lety +8

    JSM out here finishing the game again just so we get our funny video 👌

  • @kiratherenegade1561
    @kiratherenegade1561 Před rokem +3

    Manus is up there as one of the hardest bosses in the franchise simply because it feels like fighting a DS3 boss in DS2. His wombo combo is soul crushing.
    Let's not even discuss Kalameet.

    • @notveryultraguy
      @notveryultraguy Před rokem

      I have literally never lost a fight to him his damage is actually garbage and if you use this cool thing called the B button you dodge his attacks

    • @kiratherenegade1561
      @kiratherenegade1561 Před rokem +2

      @@notveryultraguy
      Billy big balls over here with his mastery of the game. Everyone bow down in awe to the man who beat Manus first try without damage in a blind playthrough!
      Don't be shocked when he beats Sekiro without ever missing a parry, in one sitting, blindfolded & without hands.

  • @kapnsomethin4359
    @kapnsomethin4359 Před 2 lety +1

    Coulndt of asked for a better Christmas present, happy holidays bro, hope all is well with you 🤙

  • @andrevaldez8106
    @andrevaldez8106 Před 2 lety +2

    Bonking Artorias with Omori music? Fantastic.

  • @DevilJhoMama
    @DevilJhoMama Před 2 lety +5

    2:30 I can't be the only one who thinks this theme sounds like ben 10, and the worst part is how many times I hear it becuase of how many times I die to the iron golem.

  • @marcogorres3270
    @marcogorres3270 Před 2 lety +2

    Damn this chrismas present is really nice seing a man being slautered by demons humans and dragons XD Happy holiday

  • @the0ne_horned
    @the0ne_horned Před 2 lety +2

    6:06 Manus porque tiene manos grandes hahahaha good one

  • @manofsense7859
    @manofsense7859 Před 2 lety +4

    Imagine if Artorias had use of both of arms and had his great shield…

  • @olargol2284
    @olargol2284 Před 2 lety +5

    Reminded me of how my first playthrough of the ds3 dlcs was on ng+6. Friede and Gael took like 100 attempts each

    • @LuM4rex
      @LuM4rex Před 2 lety

      damn, I have the same thing, only the Midir and the nameless king xD

    • @olargol2284
      @olargol2284 Před 2 lety

      @@LuM4rex Namesless King was on ng+0 so he wasn't that bad. Midir i went full bitch mode : Millwood greatbow with morion blade and red tearstone ring with 15 ashen estus to apply tears of denial over and over again so it took like 10 attempts

  • @tahahussain3490
    @tahahussain3490 Před 2 lety +1

    He was totally trying to superman dive kalameets flame breathes

  • @elitepixel1165
    @elitepixel1165 Před rokem +1

    best dark souls youtuber ive seen so far (i subbed)

  • @halfdreamer720
    @halfdreamer720 Před 2 lety +4

    finally, someone who really understand the power & mightyness of BONK

  • @oliverh.6702
    @oliverh.6702 Před 2 lety +9

    I never knew Sif could help during Manus fight

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 Před 2 lety +2

      If you summon Sif for the manus fight he'll reconise you if you fight him after killing manus.

  • @Eshtian
    @Eshtian Před 9 měsíci +1

    The armor of the Knight Havel, made of unbreakable stone.
    The shield of the legendary Artorias, unpenatrated by all threats.
    And a big fucking stick

  • @downd.stairs9115
    @downd.stairs9115 Před 2 lety +1

    Merry Christmas to ted and that one guy

  • @sloppyjoee1087
    @sloppyjoee1087 Před 2 lety +3

    Teds voice when solaire came up is the best 😂👏🏻

  • @astrealove2247
    @astrealove2247 Před 2 lety +4

    During my playthroughs of Dark Souls I've never struggled against Kalameet, I usually get him in 2-3 tries, same thing with Manus & 4 Kings, they are bosses many seem to struggle with for some reason, but I've personally never had any issues with them.
    The bosses I do struggle with however is Artorias and Ornstein & Smough.

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 Před 2 lety

      4kings is a dps check. They're supper easy if you can rush them down but become super difficult if you don't have enough dps to kill them before more kings join the fight.

  • @theclipman9283
    @theclipman9283 Před rokem +1

    finally I found it I was looking all over for this video after I watched it

  • @mategasai5216
    @mategasai5216 Před 2 lety +1

    yea un gran video mano te admiro por lo que haces

  • @gabrielemiya4750
    @gabrielemiya4750 Před 2 lety +4

    We need a Ted Boss, it doesn't matter what game but the *LEGEND* is *SOOOOOO* powerful I'm surprised *HE'S* not the final boss in every game

  • @Rackzoom
    @Rackzoom Před 2 lety +4

    Así se vuelve a lo grande y con dark souls XD

  • @wjoming3
    @wjoming3 Před 2 lety +2

    9:00
    When you try your best but you don't succeed...

  • @iveharzing
    @iveharzing Před 2 lety +1

    Yup, I had about the same experience with the DLC, also did it in NG+, also used Havel's Set, also struggled with Kalameet.
    But then I had enough, and grabbed the Wood Grain Ring and frontflipped myself to victory. :)

  • @Chilledtiger
    @Chilledtiger Před 2 lety +4

    The Black Dragon looks legit like a pain in the ass

    • @JustSomeMemes
      @JustSomeMemes  Před 2 lety +2

      He is indeed a pain in the ass. Probably the hardest boss in the game.

  • @knightslayer6161
    @knightslayer6161 Před 2 lety +3

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS. NEXT YEAR WE PRAY FOR DRAGONS DOGMA 2 😤

  • @TheCoolerHKR
    @TheCoolerHKR Před 2 lety

    A perfect thumbnail for another dark souls new game plus video

  • @H1tman13
    @H1tman13 Před rokem

    The clunk sound on the final shot with the great club is priceless.

  • @CleopatraKing
    @CleopatraKing Před 2 lety +3

    Pro tip
    Dodge into the attack