Elden Ring is actually easy, guys.

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
  • While I was busy pulling my hair out with accounting, statistics, and final year implementation project courses, I somehow managed to slap this trainwreck of a video together. I hope you guys like it.
    Music in this video in order:
    - Dark Souls - Gwyn, Lord of Cinder
    - Elden Ring - Main Theme
    - Marvel vs. Capcom 2 - Carnival Stage
    - Metal Gear Solid 2 - Tanker (Detection/Alert/Evasion)
    - Elden Ring - Margit, The Fell Omen
    - Sonic Mania - Flying Battery Zone Act 1
    - The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Boss Battle 1
    Timestamps:
    0:00 - Modern problems require outdated solutions
    1:02 - Baby Steps
    2:24 - A Wandering Buffoon
    4:25 - No Tarnished Allowed
    6:12 - Guidance From A Familiar Voice
    7:47 - El Peor Caballero
    10:29 - Margit Fell Down The Stairs
    #eldenring #fromsoftware
  • Hry

Komentáře • 605

  • @wind369
    @wind369 Před 2 lety +1681

    The fact you survived with out ted says a lot on how far you have come

    • @kidcarnage417
      @kidcarnage417 Před 2 lety +27

      Technically ted gave him some guidance but that about it so yeah he came a long way but I’m not so sure if he is at the same strength as ted just yet.

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 Před 2 lety +2

      How Dare you Cast Ted away

    • @SixxWolfZx
      @SixxWolfZx Před 2 lety +5

      Who ted

    • @kidcarnage417
      @kidcarnage417 Před 2 lety +10

      @@SixxWolfZx The cat in his monster hunt vids

    • @Thenoisendadark
      @Thenoisendadark Před 2 lety +3

      Ted was actually playing....

  • @pikmin125
    @pikmin125 Před 2 lety +1459

    Marogt: "Put these foolish ambitions to rest"
    JSM: "I'm a college student..."
    I think that's what Margot meant.

  • @aroanii
    @aroanii Před 2 lety +812

    The day has finally come for the Tarnished Christian to take over The Lands Between and he already beat the game in a 12 minute video. Incredible.

    • @TheTyrantAussie
      @TheTyrantAussie Před 2 lety +7

      Dats a lot of damage

    • @fishie00
      @fishie00 Před 2 lety +6

      Not even distortion2 can beat the time

    • @adriancanete6668
      @adriancanete6668 Před 2 lety +6

      Speed running world record

    • @rikudo282
      @rikudo282 Před 2 lety +1

      It's funny... I'm reminded of when I summoned the prophet Moses lol no joke, guy made a mage sorcerer build and modeled it after Moses 🤣

    • @-Snakekiller-
      @-Snakekiller- Před 2 lety

      @@fishie00 sure? XD...8.56min...cough..

  • @Fiishe
    @Fiishe Před 2 lety +135

    I like how Elden Ring encourages exploring because Margit is such a tough fight if you fight him without seeing the surrounding areas first. For instance there is an item called Margit's Shackle that you can find that will restrain him once during his first phase making the fight much easier.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath Před rokem +2

      The shackles work on all grafted enemies.

    • @tobiest9622
      @tobiest9622 Před rokem

      I still haven’t found that item

    • @Fiishe
      @Fiishe Před rokem

      You get it from Patches

    • @MrKingTayor5443
      @MrKingTayor5443 Před rokem +3

      I went straight to him when I started got my ass whoop for the first 20+ time and refused to farm 😅

    • @jordyn5193
      @jordyn5193 Před rokem

      Exactly glad I whipped out everything before him. Killed him my first try cause of this

  • @ridwanshaleh1332
    @ridwanshaleh1332 Před 2 lety +357

    3:02 this part got me laugh so hard
    When you'd expect him to draw a sword in a fight, then it's actually a trumpet to call troops

  • @axisignition
    @axisignition Před 2 lety +241

    At last, hes playing elden ring.. hope you have a wonderful time playing this game

  • @getfisted4563
    @getfisted4563 Před 2 lety +89

    I haven't even watched the full video yet but 3:46 absolutely SENT me 😂😂

  • @DarkRavenCH
    @DarkRavenCH Před 2 lety +84

    Ted able to communicate in different games is lit

    • @amcroak
      @amcroak Před 2 lety +2

      such a surprise seeing you here lol
      i like ur genshin content btw :>

  • @ShapeshifterOS
    @ShapeshifterOS Před 2 lety +419

    So who’s going to tell him he hasn’t fought a major boss yet?

    • @rehobalint1100
      @rehobalint1100 Před 2 lety +57

      Margit is a major boss

    • @SetariM
      @SetariM Před 2 lety +14

      @@rehobalint1100 Lol no.

    • @rehobalint1100
      @rehobalint1100 Před 2 lety +18

      @@SetariM hold on my previous reply was wrong, I thought it was another comment.
      How is he not a major boss? You have to fight him to progress with the story

    • @ShapeshifterOS
      @ShapeshifterOS Před 2 lety +53

      @@rehobalint1100 You don’t actually. You can just go around the castle.

    • @rehobalint1100
      @rehobalint1100 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ShapeshifterOS what?

  • @stormhackvideos
    @stormhackvideos Před 2 lety +55

    I can't begin to tell you how excited for lunch I was today when I saw that you released a new video for us to watch. Its always a pleasure to watch some of your quality content!

  • @diremiralis6799
    @diremiralis6799 Před 2 lety +201

    Nice to see him play without Ted carrying him through the whole game.

  • @Andres33AU
    @Andres33AU Před 2 lety +10

    That was a wonderful journey!
    I also like the evolution of your fighting technique, the first time you fought Margit, your rolled backwards, away from his magic hammer, but it hit you.
    Then, when you revisit him, you roll towards him, missing the hammer strike, and perfect timing. It's beautiful!

  • @millermcgraw1
    @millermcgraw1 Před 2 lety +24

    Blessed be the voice of Ted, for his wisdom will guide us to sick moves and clutch saves.

  • @theblackperl
    @theblackperl Před 2 lety +49

    I just noticed now that the wolf summon is called "lone wolves" but it's a pack of 3.... nice fromsoft

    • @dr3amless345
      @dr3amless345 Před 2 lety +16

      It means they were lone wolves but now they're together, which makes the group stronger than a regular pack of wolves

    • @loafofbrave
      @loafofbrave Před 2 lety

      What's wrong with it tho

    • @dre4363
      @dre4363 Před 2 lety +8

      They were cast away from their pack hence them being called “lone wolves”,it says that in the description

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama Před 2 lety

      @@loafofbrave Lone means they are alone... There's three, you get it.

    • @loafofbrave
      @loafofbrave Před 2 lety +11

      @@DevilJhoMama They're three Lone Wolves. What's so hard to understand in that phrase? You sure you guys passed your English classes? If asocial people gathered in one place, does that take away their trait as asocial?

  • @egziverpendlebury2431
    @egziverpendlebury2431 Před 2 lety +7

    Power stance greatswords with quickstep? Uhhh, yes. Yes i will be stealing this build for my next play-thru thank you very much.

  • @CrusaderEm
    @CrusaderEm Před 2 lety +12

    I'm convinced the trees are the hardest thing about the tree sentinel fight.

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda Před 2 lety +52

    3:57 seen that coming from a mile away and still laughed. They gifted us with such memeable dialog.

  • @thatguyoverthere395
    @thatguyoverthere395 Před 2 lety +37

    Lol I don't remember Margot being this tanky, but you've restored my faith in the jumping attack. I never used it once even up till my ng++ run.

    • @forminlo
      @forminlo Před 2 lety +5

      The jump attack is so good if you use it as an opener. Against a lot of small enemies it does a ton of stature damage and you can just riposte them after that. Even trolls in my STR playthrough get staggered after 2 jumping attacks and a light attack with my Zweihander. The only thing that does more stature damage is a fully charged Heavy Attack or some Ash of Wars.

    • @Ladiesman-wi2tm
      @Ladiesman-wi2tm Před 2 lety +2

      Jump attack is so effective in elden

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama Před 2 lety +1

      Bro what, may as well say you haven't tried ashes of war or guard counters, it's a new mechanic that destroys some enemies. This game plays very differently from dark souls so you must be a damn god to have beaten the game easily without it. Unless you were pulling your hair out idk.

    • @Project_ACE
      @Project_ACE Před 2 lety +2

      He will start with higher HP pool if you summon Roger.

  • @bearyroger
    @bearyroger Před 2 lety +18

    Right when i was rewatching Dark Souls is actually easy, perfect timing :)

  • @douglasbullet6456
    @douglasbullet6456 Před rokem +4

    4:00 That's the best battle cry I've heard in my entire life 😂

  • @Freyria13
    @Freyria13 Před 2 lety +82

    Cristian: Alright, I'mma go now
    Ted: Not looking like that you won't!
    After some grinding
    Cristian: How about now?
    Ted: Yas bitch, slay! 😁

  • @I3uddzo
    @I3uddzo Před 2 lety +13

    Crazy to see this channel as big as it is, considering its Just Some Memes after all.
    Seriously though, keep fighting the good fight brother. Almost died to a rat watchin this.

  • @fryingpansexual7211
    @fryingpansexual7211 Před 2 lety +7

    You videos are truly something special, and I love your style, it feels really funny compared to other channels like yours. Great job dude👍

  • @dbazookaman
    @dbazookaman Před 2 lety +9

    Worth the wait, every time.

  • @emprahtherocket8175
    @emprahtherocket8175 Před 2 lety +6

    Oh yes. Ooh Elden Ring. It sweetly sings to me...

    • @emprahtherocket8175
      @emprahtherocket8175 Před 2 lety

      5:14 No, of course not. That's the second boss.

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly Před 2 lety

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Elden Ring💍 🥵💦

  • @itsallstartfromyou
    @itsallstartfromyou Před 2 lety +5

    grats on ending your final year project. welcome, the lowly tarnished

  • @morrow6992
    @morrow6992 Před 2 lety +7

    I expected guidance from a familiar voice to just be "Whats going on everybody cowboy here"

  • @rioku678
    @rioku678 Před 2 lety +2

    Always great to see a vid from you man

  • @asdergold1
    @asdergold1 Před 7 měsíci +2

    When Margit does the sword + hammer swing, wait half a second a roll into his back from your right. You get at least a free light attack from that.

  • @thatnoctutnallizard4600
    @thatnoctutnallizard4600 Před 2 lety +4

    OMG YESSSS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION

  • @CanyonsandCrests
    @CanyonsandCrests Před 2 lety +5

    what an absolute chad, powerstancing greatswords to put Margit's foolish ambitions to rest

  • @MegaGeewee
    @MegaGeewee Před 2 lety +9

    Can't wait for a part two, especially considering what can happen in Stormhill right after Margit.

  • @GoodHunter89
    @GoodHunter89 Před rokem +1

    Dude i love your Videos, you are the kind of CZcamsr who definitely deserves more subscriptions.
    Keep going.

  • @cyanphoenix1414
    @cyanphoenix1414 Před 2 lety +5

    Interesting choice playing Melenia's theme for Margit's fight. It fits him oddly well. Nice video as always man

  • @blockerentaringa
    @blockerentaringa Před 2 lety +1

    The detail of the Sonic 3 OST, it's simply, perfect.

  • @thedocumentsofanjanathtame6531

    I've wanted to play this for a while now, thanks for the preview

  • @Monascha
    @Monascha Před 2 lety +3

    Congrats on 100k man truly deserve it!

  • @madarayahiko
    @madarayahiko Před 2 lety

    I was waiting for this. Finally it's here. And as always nice work. Keep it up my guy

  • @metalzeromh6833
    @metalzeromh6833 Před 2 lety +3

    This Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak leaked footage looks pretty good

  • @MBtooth
    @MBtooth Před 2 lety +2

    Love the editing Papa, keep it up!

  • @ZenithMod
    @ZenithMod Před 2 lety +3

    You did it, you are now John Elden Ring

  • @aproudbaguette3605
    @aproudbaguette3605 Před 2 lety +2

    Welcome back sir !

  • @WesleyFiles
    @WesleyFiles Před 2 lety +2

    Dual Great Swords with quickstep is something I didn't know I needed to try.

  • @mohamadashrafsazali7042
    @mohamadashrafsazali7042 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for the video. I love it!

  • @greymoonz1
    @greymoonz1 Před rokem +2

    That MGS music was *chef's kiss*

  • @quinnherelol12
    @quinnherelol12 Před 2 lety +12

    Haven't played it yet but it looks like so much fun
    I hope you're having a fun time playing it and have a good rest of your time :)

  • @Myke_Alpha9
    @Myke_Alpha9 Před 2 lety +1

    2:37
    Aaaaah. Hearing MGS2 music brings joy to my heart💙 Specially when its use in something not Metal Gear related.

  • @christianmccoubrey1692
    @christianmccoubrey1692 Před rokem +1

    This style of video is unreal new to the channel sick stuff

  • @FireLordVahn
    @FireLordVahn Před 2 lety +3

    Laughed several times. Great video as always 👏

  • @rob_ky0216
    @rob_ky0216 Před 2 lety

    I really enjoyed this. well done !

  • @stephenjohn2131
    @stephenjohn2131 Před 2 lety +9

    I offer you an accord.
    Sees the actual car accord lmao why didn't i think of this?
    He is back!!!! Loved all the videos you made about every game you played! Keep it up! :)
    Just kidding, focus on your college and put these foolish ambitions to rest! :P

  • @TheCoolerHKR
    @TheCoolerHKR Před 2 lety +7

    I’ve been waiting for him to play Elden Ring but now here it is

  • @Scarlight_JB
    @Scarlight_JB Před 2 lety +5

    Can’t wait to see “Malenia is actually easy, guys” show up in my subscriptions a couple weeks from now

    • @10sansari
      @10sansari Před 2 lety

      "let me solo her"
      Lmao you called it

  • @ravelordnito478
    @ravelordnito478 Před 2 lety

    LETS GOOO THIS IS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FORRRRR

  • @MrCoolinschool
    @MrCoolinschool Před rokem

    I just want to say thank you for opening my eyes to the possibility of a dual greatsword playstyle

  • @Max_Charb
    @Max_Charb Před 2 lety

    Hey man, loved the montage!

  • @ikari3678
    @ikari3678 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how you put mgs music hehe

  • @Noiredz
    @Noiredz Před 2 lety +2

    I just laughed when Ted called your bs out for not exploring. Great vid mate, keep it up!

  • @a_level_70_elite_raccoon

    You are just BULLYING those enemies with those powerstanced greatswords. Love to see it!

  • @plumbus7253
    @plumbus7253 Před rokem

    Keep up the good work just came across your vid really inspired me to save up for elden ring but I also found your video y
    Really funny thank you

  • @Muncherino
    @Muncherino Před 2 lety +3

    i also dual wielded that claymore the second i got it lmaooo

  • @prismatic4689
    @prismatic4689 Před 2 lety

    Quality content as always my friend

  • @MozzyTheMoose
    @MozzyTheMoose Před 2 lety +1

    Ayyy, a fellow power stanced big weapon jump L1 user... the names a working title. I've only ever seen 1 other person do it. It's honestly a criminally underrated technique. I have 2 colossal hammers myself.

  • @DELMQR1
    @DELMQR1 Před rokem +1

    Well done video, I haven't laughed this hard in a minute!

  • @MsBastard91
    @MsBastard91 Před 2 lety +36

    So, you've killed 7 bosses? You truly almost beat this game, only 75 left ahead)

  • @paulomadelacerda2770
    @paulomadelacerda2770 Před rokem

    that's the beauty in Margit. it fucks you up and you start exploring until when you remember him you 10-hit him

  • @jasonlobo2350
    @jasonlobo2350 Před 2 lety

    Using MGS ost, now i love your channel more

  • @johnschrab6129
    @johnschrab6129 Před 2 lety

    Congratulations! well done!

  • @majinvegeta9280
    @majinvegeta9280 Před 2 lety +4

    If Margit told me to put my ambitions to rest one more time I was gonna go through the TV. I had more trouble with him than morgat,Mohg and really any boss and I've fought a lot

    • @heyu2395
      @heyu2395 Před rokem

      Especially his later form

  • @Febrezeaire
    @Febrezeaire Před 2 lety +6

    I must be 12, because the echo farts on death still kill me 😂

  • @taladon6420
    @taladon6420 Před rokem

    The dual greatsword moveset looks sick

  • @blemmigan4148
    @blemmigan4148 Před rokem

    Accord morphing into current is the best thing i've seen in elden ring, laughed like maniac

  • @dregnoff9361
    @dregnoff9361 Před 2 lety +2

    The Accord joke got me gud

  • @tankmh4468
    @tankmh4468 Před 2 lety +1

    I've been looking forward to this...

  • @anjuanyourhero694
    @anjuanyourhero694 Před rokem +1

    YOU got me at 3:42! that was too good!

  • @bigb7788
    @bigb7788 Před 2 lety +2

    Congrats on 100k

  • @christophercruz1513
    @christophercruz1513 Před 2 lety

    Love the channel

  • @NeonSushiii
    @NeonSushiii Před 2 lety

    I'm glad you did this by yourself. Ted's back needs a break

  • @Shrimpin_Needles
    @Shrimpin_Needles Před 2 lety +2

    Dude im really hoping for your success! Hopefully this hell you call "College" gives you a break soon ❣️ love your content bro even if i cant watching all of them.

  • @mohamedsellaim4892
    @mohamedsellaim4892 Před 2 lety +1

    Cool. its a video about full gameplay then he make it in 12. What a miracle gamer

  • @DapimpBDSD
    @DapimpBDSD Před 2 lety +1

    Quell thy ambition, you maiden-less Tarnished

  • @rubberducky4448
    @rubberducky4448 Před 2 lety +2

    next video: "I did a little grinding off camera, I'm actually just about to fight the final boss"

  • @arnauddeniger802
    @arnauddeniger802 Před 2 lety +1

    cant believe this dude just beat the game like this. legend. even videogamedunkey couldnt do it

  • @boom1367
    @boom1367 Před 2 lety +3

    That Accord joke caught me off guard LMAO

  • @650pm
    @650pm Před 2 lety +1

    I like the fact that you edited MVC2 music to this :)

  • @KajiMKF
    @KajiMKF Před 2 lety +5

    Next vid: "Malenia is actually easy, guys." ♥

  • @dantesparda14175
    @dantesparda14175 Před rokem +1

    I see Soldier of God, Rick, had mercy on you since it was your first playthrough

  • @RulerX.
    @RulerX. Před 2 lety +2

    Your videos are awesome 🤣

  • @Robot-Overlord
    @Robot-Overlord Před 2 lety +2

    Helpful tip, the circle button lets you dodge attacks. ;)

  • @EarthshakerOnamazu
    @EarthshakerOnamazu Před 2 lety +1

    good luck with cool edge my bro

  • @pangholdee8168
    @pangholdee8168 Před 2 lety +1

    if only they could let you rename the summons, then you can name all of them Ted.

  • @Mani-en9lw
    @Mani-en9lw Před 2 lety +2

    Seeing a dragón hyped jsm so hard that he started speaking spanish

  • @svenbernhagen6320
    @svenbernhagen6320 Před 2 lety +2

    Great sword dual wielding AWESOME 😎👍

  • @blueshellhater1845
    @blueshellhater1845 Před 2 lety +17

    I feel like they made some steps back with some bosses. Like th double crucible knight fight. You got esseantily O&S in a smaller arena, less thick pillars, there is no faster and slower one, both move at the same speed so they stick together.
    It's just not fun, it's frustrating.

    • @themaverick1898
      @themaverick1898 Před 2 lety

      Not fun for you. Just like this game isn't for everyone, not every boss is for everyone. Miyazaki also said bosses were designed for you to use spirit summons so 🤷

    • @sebastiantafoya3609
      @sebastiantafoya3609 Před rokem +1

      @@themaverick1898 you comment is old but my dude you are so god dang wrong that even an update fixed all fights where 2 enemies are bosses making the AI take turns attacking, originally it was programmed in a way where both of them attacked at the same time, that was a mistake, they fixed it, people who brush off all criticism saying that the game needs to be hard because git gud are brainless losers, this game was rushed as heck and every update fixes a lot of those issues, making it better and it shows how bad it was when it was initially released, get over it mr git gud.

    • @themaverick1898
      @themaverick1898 Před rokem +1

      @@sebastiantafoya3609 that's not true my guy most fights with Duos took turns besides the godskins

    • @themaverick1898
      @themaverick1898 Před rokem +1

      @@sebastiantafoya3609 also sounds like someone still hasn't gotten good 😕. I'm sorry you got less enjoyment out of $60 then I did, you can try the new saints row 🤷

    • @Gabriel-lf9rt
      @Gabriel-lf9rt Před rokem

      @@sebastiantafoya3609 you're so damn wrong with this but okay, guess someone died too many times

  • @larrylynch8113
    @larrylynch8113 Před rokem +1

    Gave you a like for the metal gear theme

  • @noomfy-mopkebab3632
    @noomfy-mopkebab3632 Před 2 lety +1

    Well done!

  • @AleXiS-nk2ht
    @AleXiS-nk2ht Před 2 lety

    Ahh yes Ted from other world, his voice gives you power to overcome any difficulty

  • @t3nngu
    @t3nngu Před 2 lety +1

    God your vids are so good

  • @lawrencecummings8534
    @lawrencecummings8534 Před 2 lety +1

    BRUH i be thinking of MGS music too when its time to stealth a squad camp

  • @harold8381
    @harold8381 Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks for your funny videos