Matteo Lane Learns How To Make Risotto
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he's multilingual, he can cook, he can sing, he's funny, and he's cute too like what else...
He's a visual artist as well. Sometime's God gives with both hands, no?
He can draw so well......I miss those beef stocks I would buy in Italy
He melts my hetero heart.
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He's kind, creative and witty...
Elena walking out after Matteo compared her risotto to kraft mac n' cheese sent me LMAO
She was like "either he needs to leave or I will" 🤣
“Now we have to wait for the pan to sing”
_faintly “there can be miracles, when you believe”_
It’s 5:45am and I’m starving and sleep deprived 🥲🥹✌🏻
Me pausing the opening to tell my cat it looks like fancy kraft mac&cheese... then being validated later is what i needed before work. Thanks!
Your cat 😹
Matteo:"It does look like Kraft Mac and Cheese."
Elena:🚪🚶♀️
I fell tf out 🤣
I've never eaten Mac and cheese. Never understood its draw. I guess something all they could afford, or too lazy or busy, and comfort food. Gross!
This I might try.
@@acebilbo don't yuck somebody else's yum.
@@acebilbo don’t knock it til you try it. I mean Kraft isn’t that good but there’s some amazing mac n cheese out there
As a Milanese I loved how typical this all sounded: I've always measured rice in "fists", 2 for the pan too! When I told my German friends that was the way we measure ingredients in Milan, they butted back: "do you eat much more when your husband cooks, then?"
The point is that things are measured proportionally, who cares if overall it’s a tiny bit more food.
I just had a Jimmy Neutron type brain blast… my wife is Italian, and I just realized why I have had a crush on Mateo since I saw him, and it’s because he is the male version of my wife 😂😂
Loving Pietro at 9:09 with his roll up, looking like a philosopher
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The things that I would do to reach a point in time where I'd make this myself without burning down the house....
I am envious. This looks AMAZING!
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Hells Kitchen contestants would beg to differ about risotto being difficult 😂😂😂
Not only does this look delicious... But, the Italian language is just BEAUTIFUL...
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can we cook with her again? i loved how organic she is and her accent too
I love watching people cook and explain the recipes, the fact that Matteo did a video like this, is just the cherry on top. He is fantastic and this vid was just 💯 fun 💕
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We use " stunat' " in Naples/Campania region to describe someone distracted, absent-minded, confused
How you can tell she is from northern Italy; she bought the South Tyrolean butter :D Grazie per la ricetta! Never was brave enough to make Risotto allo Zafferano myself.
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About the "stunat" thing, I think that many italian-american expressions are not necessarily in standard italian, but more in some dialect (often from the south of Italy). Here in Naples for example we could very easily say "Mi sento tutto stonato/stunat" and it means something like "I feel fuzzy/dizzy (or more specifically tipsy/drunk, if you say it after a few drinks). It's funny to see how all these sayings and phrases mashed toghether when they "arrived" in America :)
Anyway, nice video as always!
This is the cutest thing EVER! I love Italians. All the way with love from Sydney Aus.
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Matteo your channel makes me so happy I’ve had a really challenging year but growing, thank you for your hilarious standup and pasta “cook w me” videos
I love all this! When we cook for people we like, the taste is even better, that's the main spice
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What a gorgeous dish! So much time and care put into a lovely dish of risotto.
What a great way to unwind after a hectic week! A glass of wine, a lesson on cooking risotto, and Matteo! Thanks for sharing this experience! Much appreciated.
Favorite bit so far is when she scolds him for stirring to brusquely
The fact that y'all are wearing matching outfits
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wow people smoking around the dinner table, what a throwback!
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is it so bad? Isn't wood oven food or barbecue a bit more intense in that sense?
3:02 "two fists for one person"
"Oho... well!"
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Currently visiting Milan and I had this at a restaurant. Now I have the recipe! Great video as always!
Another much appreciated video to warm my heart and inspire my cooking. I really loved how absolutely Not-staged her homey cozy kitchen and home looked. Seeing another home that is lived-in ❤is so comforting.
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I studied Italian in university and I'm LIVING with the Italian conversations!🤩🔥💪🏼💖
theres something about kitchens that look like this that bring a sense of warmth to my heart... it looks LIVED IN and used and comforting i love it
I literally love you Matteo don’t ever change
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Love your cooking shows.
Thank you for this recipe videos. The meals I've made with your videos have become family favorites in my home
lol, even that abomination made by nick?
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We need the recipes king!!
this isn't where i thought your career was going matteo but i praise the lord for it anyway
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Stunatu (Sicilian for "stonato", in a secondary meaning used to describe someone who smoked too much weed...) applies to someone english speakers would describe as "dazed" or "confused"
Lo usiamo pure in Calabria.
"Stu stunatu"
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i'm ngl it's so cool to see you travel places like italy! I'm living vicariously
Risotto is my favorite dish to cook!! I almost died when I had it in Milan last summer! Amazing ❤
#Gay #Risotto absolutely has me dying
I like these cooking shows with you.
This should be on tv 📺
Wow she is GORGEOUS!
Risotto is my all time favorite dish to make.
We need a travel/cooking show produced/hosted by Matteo
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OMG another cooking video YAY! Luv, luv, luv, it looked so amazing. Have a wonderful day. Cheers from Australia ❤
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I would like to try this! I have only had saffron one time and it was in a paella and the saffron flavor was extremely strong. I didn’t care for it at all because the one flavor was so overwhelming. But this seems like a better mix of flavors and you said the saffron flavor was light.
Her English accent switches back and forth from an Italian accent to American Midwest
My "signature dish". Learned it exactly that way from my Grandma in Locarno, Italian part of Switzerland. For vegetarians, there is no big harm if you do it with a vegetable broth. The only difference in the family, we put additionally two rosemary sprigs during the cooking process, then take out most of it once it is finished. Why? Because Grandma said so...
You can really tell Mateo really respects her and wants her to approve of him.
My late husband's grandmother was from a small town near Milan. She taught me to cook Italian dishes. She made risotto with chicken broth, carrots, celery and onion. She would stuff chickens with it and roast them. Delicious. It looks delicious with beef broth and saffron, too.
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I grew up eating risotto at least twice a month and now I make it for my family just as often. Another northern dish I grew up eating is polenta which I also make about twice a month. Yum!
The fisting joke 😂
Okay so I definitely had to make this after watching this. 💚 💙 💜
"two fists for one person" literally screaming
Dammit, now i'm hungry.
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YUM!!!! Looks soooooo good
Matteo aint visiting Olive Garden ever again after this trip.
I've only ever made risotto to make arancini. Totally worth it.
I love these videos. I’m going to make this. Also, I’m shocked that I can remember and understand bits of the Italian I learned in college.
I love this. How quaint
Love you Mateo
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Love your comedy Matteo! She’s cute
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Awesome clip Matteo.
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Elena is so lovely! Lei è fantastica!
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I need to Get me italiano gurl😂 they be cooking
Oh yes love that color. When the rice is that color you know it will be good, but speaking about Spanish,puerto rican food in my experience 🤩 paella especially, or yellow rice with chuleta, omg😭
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She is so adorable
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After a very long time living and cooking, why haven't I tried to cook Risotto? I will do this damn thing!
Riscotto I have a great memory of that, I was on my honeymoonm ironically in Milan (one of many spots my husband & I went to), I had a mushroom riscotto at this resturant where our server added the parm to my plate by adding the riscotto on the cheese & lettting it combind together then she added it to my plate. So delicious my only regret is that neither of us had our phones to take the video but we have the memory.
Please.... risotto!
In Milano you should've ordered Risotto alla milanese.
@@robertoegosum1501 once my husband and i can go again, will do!
@@cristinaluchetta6702 omg I'm sorry I just saw I missed spelled it :(
@@tommypaton2445 Yeah, but please just have whatever you want. I just meant to point out 'Milanese style Risotto" is typical of the place.
Mmm! I like risotto, and for me, the best part of making it is 'la mantecatura' - the final enrichment with butter and cheese... Stunning! Saluti da Toronto 😘👌
she is gorgeous
dont stir it like you play a..... Matteo LOL
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Yum!
Please release a cookbook.
lovely video 🥰
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We had this risotto a lot when I was younger (I'm Swiss). My mother used to make it in the pressure cooker, though, which is much faster :D
Yes, faster but not the correct traditional way
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Im glad to see my future husband enjoying his time. 😩
we always say stunod! 😂
now I want to try making one too
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*Rezotto* - long cut - *allow* - long cut - *sufferanow*
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This looks so good!!! I do wonder how Italians meet their macros for the day though... where's the veggies/protein???
All looks absolutely amazing, but what is that orange red soda? 😛
That’s my mothers risotto, my favourite! 💛
KRAFT EVERYONEEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
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Bella
Did she salt that broth like the sea?!?! That’s always how we begin things here.
Crap, now I’m hungry
Totally crushing on her right now
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Risotto approved 100%, a true milanese one. Next time try with ossobuchi
I love you so much, Matteo.
Thanks for the fun videos, love. ❤🌈🙏
I'm a gay Italian too!
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Armmmms!! 🤩🤩
Matt McItalian.
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Stunad, short for Stonato...of course Americans have always been clipping words 🤣 I learnsomething new everyday!
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