New Worst Apology Just Dropped
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5:51 cat appearance
6:01 cat disappearance
6:08 cat reappearance
6:12 cat disappearance
6:16 cat rereappearance
7:04 cat abduction
7:33 cat liberation
8:08 cat voluntary exile
8:24 cat rerereappearance
9:29 cat final moment
17:07 cat secret moment
Thank you good sir
thank you
cat
Uhhh, meow?
Thank you
Really, thank you slop viewer
3:53 pyro had to bring in his dog for his apology, this truly is the worst.
5:46 AND his cat. Truly a bad man.
7:46 ANNND his girlfriend, we don’t sympathize with bald people pyro, stop trying.
paid actors
Unless your name is Dr Evil and you have a cat You’re basically from Austin Powers movie.
7:46 woman jumpscare warning for pyro viewers
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
Let’s be real: she’s not his girlfriend, she’s his fat furry commission artists
“I make up a random address, usually somewhere in Birmingham, to make them look worse”
lmao
FeMC fan alert
wild take
lmao
I live in Birmingham, and I agree, it’s terrible.
@@callmerandom-sp5mx im so so sorry man
the fact that neon insults someones dad for working at walmart is crazy, i feel bad for the son
the people that work at the distibution centers make actually good money so idk what the problem is
@@niallp753Ego. That's the problem.
@@niallp753 nah that's the minimum salary
@@zeryt_1957 they make 30$ an hour so idk what else to say
7 minutes commentary, 10 minutes cat cameo
cat was more entertaining than any pyro vid
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
Cat
@@Beanzopsif you do that enough you’ll inflate and the pyro monster will come after you
And dog background character
Start: 00:00
End: 17:13
Thanks for the clarification, I thought it ended at 10:43
Thank you 🙏
Your a legend
Thanks king
THANK YOU I WAS SO BORED
who needs subway surfers when you got a cat coming into frame every 2 seconds - my concentration has never been greater
Dog appears 3:52
Dog Hop 3:53
Dog comfy 3:57
dog full comfort 6:58
dog disapears 9:53 0/10 needs more dog
snek
We need more cat appearances
@@NoMercy095dog too
dog hop
Neon shouting threats at someone is so hilarious.
it's equivalent to a Jack Russell behind a gate barking at someone walking by.
It’s that squirrel that bites your toe in bg3 turned human.
Pretty sure Jack Russells were bred for hunting, so this is a bad comparison. Its like a Toy Poodle Barking at someone walking by while being behind a gate
It's ironic that he got annoyed at something he would do
@@Ganvy Sorry, I'll try and write a better comparison for you next time
Dude threatens Gorlock but I'm sure Gorlock would just crush him to game end
"I blacked out" So he has no control over his temper, he meant everything he said and has said when trying to hurt people. His apology is bullshit. He absolutely doesn't care about anyone but himself.
When he said KSI was the black version of him, that should have gave it away
Whomp whomp you act like you personally know the kid and also why are you butt hurt over another kid that started the whole incident I get that he’s a kid but at the end of that none of this even matters at all he doesn’t know you and you don’t know him
@@LumpKingDLO shut up.
@@LumpKingDLO just because someone uses swears doesnt mean theyre butthurt. It means they dont have a big vocabulary. You must be on the spectrum to be able to misread someone like this.
@@yrn_ing keep being a white knight of the internet, I’m sure you’ll get bitches someday 🤣🤣🤣
the most surprising thing about this is finding out that kick has community guidelines
The duality of pets:
Sleepy dawg
Chaotic cat
Pyro now has to make an apology for removing the cat.
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
Agreed
@@Beanzopssir, as a TOTALLY NOT FEDERAL AGENT, you should stop
@@Beanzopsso do i!!! it makes my insides all tingly, i love it!!!!
He already has toxoplasmosis
00:00 - start
1:00 - one minute in
12:52 - some random time in
Hhhhh
🎯💯❗❗❗
God you’re so sexy… this is making me feel so good… holy shit… your words are making me feel so… *increadible*…
thanks
Thanks mateeeee
Shit like this really depresses me. We are really in an era of the internet where people are getting successful off being absolute garbage human beings. And young kids are actually getting influenced by it. This shit is gonna be so damaging
Some random address in Birmingham now gets constant death threats thanks to Pyro, and they have no idea why 🤣
“My Response to Fat Pyro”
Ofc you watch pyro
Who
@@FullAutoWitchI have an IQ of 310
Bro what are you doing here😭
Imma just say what we're all thinking...would smash
He’d never drop his security guards and actually fight someone then pay 1k when he loses. Little worm.
I eat the cotton candy from my walls 😎
He got his shit rocked once actually
Not to do the "haha bro how are you mad" bit, but if I saw that actual Fallout ghoul of a child trying to insult me from behind a bodyguard, I'd actually burst out laughing. He's so pathetic
@@86pp73"actual fallout ghoul of a child" bro this is a once in a lifetime insult
@@groudongamer3178he isn’t wrong either, he really looks like a ghoul 💀
“An eye opener for me, my eyes” taps his forehead
Love the new setup and very chill video format keep it up 🤍
Using a cat for sympathy wont fix this trainwreck of an apology
I eat the cotton candy from my walls 😎
@@Beanzops i eat the asbestos
This same man has spammed this same reply across the comments, I think he might have actually ate some insulation 😅
@@Will-cy7hhits a bot
5:51 kitty enters 6:01 kitty leaves, 6:08 kitty comes back :D 6:11 kitty leaves for good, you're welcome
Edit: 6:14 kitty comes back :3 7:05 kitty gets abducted :'(
Edit 2: 7:32 kitty comes back once again 8:08 evil pyro kicks kitty out truly a pyrolive moment
Edit 3: 8:24 kitty fights back 9:08 ksi and n3on jumpscare
Edit 4: 9:28 kitty's tail visible on camera 9:29 kitty gone for good this time for real truly peak pyrolive content
important comment
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
“Gone for good” wow this is about as emotional as when a Marvel superhero dies
You forgot 17:08 aka Kitty secret moment.
Comments like these should be mandatory in every youtube vid with a cat in it.
came for the apology
came for the cat
stayed for the cat
I saw the co founder of Kick in chat encourage distribution of CP so you did the right thing with that deal 😂
The cat really increases the quality, like before the cat the video was shit but with the cat it becomes S tier
"the video was shit" i love that line so much
The cat is goated
Pyro got that pinterest girl "aesthetic" going on in the background
Thank you, literally no one is mentioning the background.
Nah that's too clean also dog there
He’s setting the mood with them candles and romantic lighting
Bro got that lofi background
probably because that's his gf's house
“Don’t drink out of my water!” *pulls a water bowl up instead of a mug* missed opportunity there pal
I love the fact you have a cat and dog living in peace together
The notti bop is a dance made by 41. Notti got killed by a rival gang member who stabbed him in self defence in a subway in NYC, and the dance of someone putting their knuckle back and forth on their stomach means getting stabbed while leaning back. DD Osama (like any brother ngl) is obviously pissed that this happened and released a lot of songs that tribute his brother, including a response to "Notti Bop" by 41.
bro seeing DD Osama just randomly pop into the video was a whiplash moment for me
@@tanxyrogue847 yeah like 5 seconds before he mentioned DD Osama I was like "wtf is that DD ?" 😭
ian finish the video yet how we get to ny drill🤣
@@tanxyrogue847imagine seeing this comment before finishing the video like I did lmfao💀
theirn kind needs to learn how to behave they're animals in public and a bunch of snowflakes
11:02 “this was an eye opener for me” *taps his head*
his eyes are so far apart he looks like a damn hammerhead so it was actually pretty accurate imo
His chromosome is extra extar
*taps eye* OW!
absolute bell end
xqc is looking weird in 2024...
I cant stop watching the open flame candle next to a bundle of dried plants in the background
I never want to wish physical harm on anyone, but god damn this kid needs some kind of physical and mental reality check. I would love to see the video if there ever is one of him being thoroughly humbled - To reply to some of the comments. Any time this guy has been in any serious situation it always seemed staged. Like I said, I don't want to wish harm on anyone, but this guy and Jack Doherty are going to get themselves seriously hurt when they eventually do this to someone with nothing to lose. They act like everything they say and do have no consequence and one day someone is going to really hurt them. Had someone acted to me the way they do to people back when my fiance took her life last year I would have lost control on them. Not saying it's justified, but they don't know what's going on in some people's lives.
Seriously
He got jumped look it up
He got jumped, beat up and robbed on video.
I've seen it, wasn't that great. And it didn't work apparently :\@@saintnick8864
@@saintnick8864that was probably staged
Timestamps: 3:50 dog jumpscare 5:50 cat jumpscare 7:00 girlfriend jumpscare
All 3 are paid actors.
Didn’t ask, my content is better 😅
That’s not a jump scare u gooner
This video was amazing
I love how smart and hateful we all are
Not only a cute dog in the back chillin, but a cat as well! Hell yeah I'm subbing lmao
Bro aint no way buddy said that to a ten year old and expected not to be flamed lmfao
Every year we get an apology video worse than previous worst ones
yeah, like in 3 years the youtube apologys will be like "Im better than your poor asses, anyways buy my merch"
Idk, man. Miranda sings still has the worst imo
Minus the Verbalase apology this is true, anyways I think the top 3 are
3. So Sorry
2. Travis Scott's apology
1. hi.
I still believe that the dancing one is the worse
You like kissing boys don't you
Pyro you should try fentanyl
Fentanyl review
i agree
Bold of you to assume he hasn't
the pfp makes this 10x funnier
Twomad arc
pyros cat appearance is like when youtubers have there pets in frame during their apology video to make them look better
For someone who has chopsticks for arms, he really has a big mouth.
5:50 cat jumpscare
7:04 cat gone
7:32 cat appears again
Nothing can top the ukulele
all aboard !!!
And James Somerton's ungly crying and non stop sympathy batting
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
What if.... TWO ukelekes?
@@gtx1650max-qthe toxic gossip traaainnn
I love how half of the video is just Pyro's cat and him interacting with it
We need that cat to be more involved in his livestreams. The chat will break him from the outside, the cat will break him from the inside.
whenever i hear the phrase "this was an eye opener for me in my eyes" in the apology i cannot stop laughing
*Taps forehead*
Neon looks like if someone made a wojak in a laboratory to beat someone in an argument
you put it in words!!!
Pyro saying he hams it up for the stream but that reaction to the "man who sold the chins" dono was 100% authentic
11:00 "this was an eye 👁 opener for me" taps brain 🧠💀💀💀
Timestamps
0:00 Video starts
5:50 cat appears
7:04 cat disappears
7:32 cat reappears
8:07 cat disappears again
8:32 cat reappears again
9:29 cat disappears for the last time
17:07 cat appears for the last time
17:13 Video ends
Comment stamp:
0:00 stolen comment appears
Battleblock Theater OST stamp:
16:16 Emphasis on Scat (Secret Theme)
Best thing abt the entire vid
@@Evanz111 erm, actually, 🤓, people do video starts and video ends so mine is actually different. (and i didnt see the other comments about the cat timestamps)
@@rshtg2019 agreed, BBT is amazing
Pyor video: bad
Piro vid wit kat: gut
most literate pyro fan
@@carbono5742 bro come on, it's a 9 Year old
@@carbono5742 broo don't make fun of lil bro, that's mean man.
@carbono5742 I mean good is gut in German, so he can still be correct
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
" Nobody Likes To Be Banned on any Platform, Except Twitter " Lmaooo
Next time just ignore the cat bro, you pushing it
That’s what I’m saying. Bum ass CZcamsr
There's no way there's an apology video that can top Logan's and the ukelele
I eat the cotton candy from my walls 😎
Fr Logan’s is iconic just because of the subject matter, while Toxic Gossip Train isn’t something the average mortal would be able to come up with
@@Beanzops🥰🤤
@@BeanzopsPlease shut up, you have spammed this joke across the other comments, you’re probably a bot, but if you aren’t then please shut up
I think TGT was written by someone who has fent as a breakfast
He is victim blaming flat out in both his apology and follow up stream. Stuff like “I let a kid get to me” is so gross, whoever wrote that apology for him should be fired.
Whats wrong with saying that? Like the apology is fake but the script isnt terrible
that's not victim blaming, that's him saying he shouldn't have overreacted
If he was victim blaming he would have said "That kid shouldnt have riled me up like that, bro." Thats victim blaming. Like the comment above me said, he was stating he shouldnt have overreacted.
Props to pyro’s dog living their best life in the background.
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The best thing ever to happen is a cat jumping on the table and seeing pyro genuinely happy
Gossip Train, you’ve been dethroned!
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
"i wanna say this was an eye opener for me, in my eyes" we got modern aristotle over here. someone start writing shit down
Pyro I think theres an electrical fire happening off screen, the lights keep flickering you should get that fixed
PET THE FUCKING CAT ALREADY
APOLOGISE FOR CALLING HER ANNOYING WHATS WRONG WITH YOUUU
I need one hour of Pyro interacting with the cat, it’s so adorable❤
Another me?!
@@normalperson6828 Another you?!
"what!!? my action has consequences!??" neon
Awesome video Pyro! Btw what mic are you using? Just curious
Am I the only one who thinks neon just does everything for the “bit” no matter the cost, while jack doherty is just a rich kid completely oblivious to his own actions
I think jack is just better at pretending to be stupid. Out of the two I think Jack might be the smarter one behind the scenes. That's not me saying Jack is smart, just compared to neon he is.
I think so too. Although people call N3on pathetic, at the end of the day that’s exactly why he still gets any views
He’s probably never going to have to work a day of his life. Call him what you want but you can’t call him dumb…
@@loveableheathen7441but at the same time if he ends up going against the wrong person he may never have to work a day in his life for a very different reason. I'd still call that stupidity.
@@cosmiko._ sounds like you never had to struggle for money
Pyro: yo, can I copy your apology video?
Tmartn: sure fam, but don't make it too obvious
Pyro: *Cat*
dude the cat is impressive and moments in video make it more authentic; those who are irritated - well, personal preferences are personal preferences, different and a lot
the cat interruptions lmaoo
Its like hes still with us, fly high pyro
🕊🕊🕊
These AI's are getting so realistic nowadays,its like its actually him
5:55 kitty entered the slop video
Bro i have the exact same brand of cat? I was gawking at that fluffy tail like "SOFIA?! How did you get all the way to a youtuber's house???"
"My eyes" *taps his temple*
5:50 genuinely the best part of the video XD
I eat the cotton candy from my walls 😎
I raise you with a 8:49
where chapter 3
@@jeebjorb76 Next week XD
5:55 kitty moment
7:25 This bit would've been quite over dramatic if the music from chaos; child that plays when sad stuff happens or is reflected upon, played.
Pyro waving hands around. Cat - "oh its play time"
Pyro’s setup looks so cozy dude, i know the whole bit is how much of a degen pyro and his chat are, but that’s a W to see
True
exactly
Pyro changing his location every month is like monthly redecorating of your room
But for rich people
4:03 your bupper chillin in the bg is so cute
“this was an eye opener for me, my eyes” points to forehead*
Honestly, I didn't even expect anything better from Neon... 🤣
Epic
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
Bought channel
How'd you outslop Pyro man
is this the bot channel?
That cat should be in every pyro slop video from now on, i found it hilarious.
pyro somehow makes recapping internet drama more boring than it already is, its impressive tbh
Fell off so hard had to sell his room
The cat interruption is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Why did people expect for his ban to be permanent like its kick, the platform that has its biggests streamers making women and minors flash on stream and putting their nudes in their discord , these streamers aren't banned , they even have kick's admins in thwir chat
the cat be trynna get the video to the 10 minute mark
Title: New Worst Apology Just Dropped
Subject of the video mentioned at 10:25.
The cat was trying to save us from the slop, and was terminated. So sad
"he's cultivated a fanbase that despises him, and i dont mean in the sense of how my fanbase hates me, i mean that they genuinely absolutely hate him" oh Pyro the DENIAL
Pyros fan base is like a time capsule of old internet culture
I love how his tone lightens when talking to or about the cat
Adin accidentally leaking Andrew's plan to flee romania is THE MOST Adin thing ever
That plant to the left looks like a head peaking from the side, I constantly have to look at it to just make sure it's actually a plant.
Even the cat cant stop bullying him, truly a pyro moment.
Neon is basically a new Ice Poseidon variant
"it was an eye opener for me" *taps his head
Pyro's dog chillin on the couch like he pays the bills
Fym
Wow, thankyou Pyro for finally apologising for all the slop, and for announcing your next main channel video. I'm looking forward to Petscop 2 being uploaded next week!
“YOU’RE A LOSER” as he stands behind his bodyguard lol
i did not know you still made videos, and i am very happy