I Got Google Banned From My School
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 15. 01. 2018
- I got google search banned from my school for a really dumb reason...and also got myself banned from the computers, but that time it wasn't an accident :'D I was a weird kid
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I always disliked the SafeSearch crap, but my school board crossed the line when they blocked CoolMathGames
Ayyy lmao THOSE MONSTERS!!!!
Wat? đŹđŹđŹđŹđŹđŹ
One of my schools also did that. But what's even better is they also blocked Friv4School, because it's such a bad website.
Damn bro that sucks
Omg same dude! They banned it from our iPads!
Teacher: *WHAT IS THIS?!*
picture: literally just a chicken
Chipflake: *a b r e a s t*
A chicken breast
A cock
@@osmarfreitas8646 a rooster
A chick and she thicc
I get it now
Chip has really came a long way since 4 years ago. The art style is definitely noticably different from the newer videos. Great job chip.
We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.
Legend
âWHAT IS THIS?â
âErr.. a breast.â
Chip you are such a character.
Yeah, this is smol brain time.
Yes
Furry*
lmao
Witty response, epicly quick.
Tip for Wikipedia: replace the "en" in the link with "simple" to simplify the wiki page and make it a bit less complicated
thank you so so much lmao
Omg this is cool as
Modern problem requires modern solution
:o
Sour
I accidentally destroyed every single computer in my school by uploading a multiplying gile to the shared server
i dont how this dosent have more likes and replys lol
This is just plain epic
This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway.
One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches.
So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.
@anya boufa 8-9???
I hope it was Momo from Avatar
OH GOD I AM HAVING FLASBACKS TO SECOND GRADE. Exact same thing happened to me!
My schools logic:
Other kid: Looks at inappropriate stuff *gets a warning*
Me: Listens to music while on task
*gets banned*
Lol kinda mine too
Basically the same
Yep
Too true
Way too True.
My friend and I accidentally searched up "dik dik" when spamming a laptop.... And..
I found out that Dik Dik is a type of deer LMFAO thank the lord.
Its also an Afrikaans word 'fat fat' XD
Dave Capps You are the dummy here. Afrikaans is a language!
What's a Dik dik? DEER! ;-;
Beuh
AngelWolfi and friends well itâs a Dutch word lmao-
Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took CZcams videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.
8 YEARS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL??????????
I ONLY HAVE 3
I FEEL SO BAD FOR UUU
@@ImAnArtistMate He prob meant that he was in the 8th grade
"WHAT IS THIS"
*points at chicken*
"uh...a breast?"
at my school my friend avoided getting caught so long that he listened to a full 10 hours of shreksophone
My god
Heâs a legend
All hail your friend
Someone at my school put that on the smartboard at study hall
Cool profile picture
Our teachers hate Wikipedia.
Every time we research they always scream *âAND DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA.â*
Same
Same
That's because it can be edited by anyone, they don't trust the info being true.
Ikr
Same but I use it anyways since it's literally tHE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN FIND WHAT YOU NEED >:O
I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up âfunny pictures of black people.â For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasnât in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, âcharacter harassment.â So for the rest of the year we werenât allowed to use google.
Wait was it EVERY boy? Or just the ones who did bad
Every boy in the class. Only a few did it but all the boys in the class got in trouble@@-.CosmicCode.-
My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning CZcams and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.
Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books.
Teacher: "sleep"
Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia.
Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"
bloogle
Bloogle lol
Is he a girl?
@@MrDonut-ch8dr No
@@MrDonut-ch8dr their non binary
There was an âinappropriateâ ad on cool math games and the entire school got banned
BluLite Animations what was the ad
Progect. I think it was one of those dating sites. Keep in mind they had to ban anything that a primary kid couldnât handle
@@DwanAnimation
who said we couldnât handle it?
@@perhapsawhitemale8144 I mean what they think a kid couldnât handle. When a kid sees something inappropriate they donât think âI wish I didnât see thatâ they think âI hope my parents didnât see thatâ
@@DwanAnimation Ya that's pretty much how that goes
Chipflake got banned from the laptops.
But not the computers.
*Proceeds to bing in an entire gaming PC*
This reminds me of my school. The sensor thing is so bad that the teachers can rarely get into their own lessons. Kahoot is randomly banned on some of the computers. On others, random sites are banned. Bad stuff still gets through. About half of the stuff thatâs banned is stuff we need, and half the stuff you do NOT want Highschoolers to have access to is available. And donât even get me started on the internetâŠ
We had no Safesearch and we had no teacher in the room and we had about 70% males around 14.
And we didn't get an assignment, we were told to 'practice' blind typing.
Within 4 minutes, we were all gasping at Murat's screen, on which a woman was intercoursing with a dog on the streets in a far away country. I don't know, I learned a lot of scary things in those hours, nothing about computers though.
0_0
Widdekuu91 LMAO, hilarious
@@goldenpants1239
:P I'm Dutch, haha, it seemed like a logical word to me xD
In our informatics class, we worked with PowerPoint and Kacper putted a Gif in his presentation where was a man and a woman, the man rotated with his Tail XD
That's hilarious lmfao
Our school didn't really have a "child friendly" search engine. So we kept looking up the sex dictionary. And the teacher was actually okĂ© with that cause it was "educational" đ. We had an very open minded teacher
a minute in life UM.
You had a pretty cool teacher, if I had tried that I wouldâve been crucified.
That is just the best teacher I all of existence
@@roc-noK Why is this funny
They probably didn't think it was educational, they probably jusst wanted to look at breasts without getting in trouble
Ah yes, what a "normal" intro song...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO SONG I HAVE HEARD!
4:22 I hope there was mostly pictures of chicken breasts
Should have exited out of the page and cleared your search history before the tattle tale and the teacher got back.
Pinkie? Weird finding you here. Hello! I love your videos.
Hi pinkbunnygirl43 I love ur vids!! đ strange that ur here but...your a human too! So... any ways hai!
hi pinky i never thought you will be here but hows your day going?
And didn't it say they where 4-year-olds?
thewronggelato no
Wow, I am in LOVE with your accent. You can tell me whatever story you want, I'll listen to it hahaha
Memes aside, I love your style, please keep it up!!!
ITS TAH AMAAZING WAT UP
I have a British accent but im austraila xD lol
TheAMaazing are we all from the DOWN UNDER
Stroy Twin- Minecraft I have a Canadian accent and I'm Canadian XD lol
omg loved the rap battle video u did with Tim Tom
Chipflake: (Searches up something inappropriate)
wait why do I hear boss music?
Teacher: (kicks down the door)
Itâs really cool to see how much your art style has progressed in these years! Also, your new voice sounds great for you.
In seventh grade someone had the bright idea to google their full name and see what comes up. Naturally, everyone else had to try it. Thatâs the day I came to the traumatizing realization that I share a name with a popular porn star :D
I like the new style, and that introâs pretty great too.
reedflower101
I found out I have the same name as a side character on a British sitcom. (My real name that is, not my online pseudonym. Near as I can tell, I am the only one crazy enough to come up with this.)
I'm still laughing about this omg
Same thing with me
reedflower101
I share a name with Irish Whiskey lmao
I got somebody who said that TWERKING WAS AN ART.
Someone : Hey Chipflake what's your artstyle?
Chipflake: *YES*
you deserve a like
you deserve 91
What
@Lost Amount Wat... WAT???
@@ThiagosToons he deserves 474
I got in trouble for searching up penny wise in 5th grade, because one of the boys I hated told on me while the other students were fine and made jokes.. he was a party pooper ._.
This is why I love you chip. I love your videos of childhood stories and stuff like that.
kid chip: typo
google: shows something mildly offensive
teacher to google: so you have chosen death.
took me a long time ro understand this
Yea cuz people don't know how to write a proper paragraph
There is always that one kid that snitches
and its meeeeeeeeeeee
=(
Poptart x3 that one kid is always my little brother
Poptart x3 *cough* that one girl that tells everyone's secrets then they tell everyone else *cough*
If they was on tha streets they would get they asses popped
I had to print 10,000 sheets to another school using their network saying bad things before I was never able to touch a school computer again. Tip of the iceberg.....
one time in school a teacher sent an email to a kids family about his poor performance in school. turns out, they did an oops when sending it to the correct person and everyone in the curriculum (teachers families and students) ended up receiving that email.
**Teacher storms in**
*Teacher: WHAT IS THIS?!*
*Chipflake: Uhh... Itâs a breast?*
Nixmhii I was wondering what she THOUGHT IT WAS.
Lol
M8, thatâs clearly a chicken
That a ckicken
Chicken breast XD
*looks back at child hood*
-thatâs a lot of damage-
Leena Kasmi *_-memes-_*
Leena Kasmi subbed to you for slytherin
Mr. Purple thank you :3
That joke almost got you a chance to be president
Bones Cartoons *h a h a, ik*
Lmao, found this video in my recommended and I already love your awsome content! You earned a sub from a random guy!
I got those little spinny chairs banned from my school from twirling around in it and i accidentally slapped a student in the of the head so yeah i could relate to this
My school bans:
Cool Math Games
Wikipedia
Wiki Fandom
Roblox
Also once some kid got into google once and renamed the high school to: âGay Nightclub for Teensâ wtf
Edit 9/26/20: My school made the fricking news I just want to graduate and get out of here now
My school bans all other search engines that aren't Google
LOL
Oh shoot
WOWđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Bruh just rename school to "H.E.L.L." and *BOOM* ,done~
Teacher: WHAT IS THiS?!?!?
Chipflake: a breast?
Teacher: oh alright then, carry on
Yeah
Teacher: why are you searching stuff like that?
Me: education purposes
Now thats science
*S T I L L C H I L L*
he is my dad stay away
I got banned from using the water dispensers in my school.I punched the thing too hard and the thing collapsed like a Jengga puzzle tower.
I always have SafeSearch enabled but still there's these innocent websites that redirect you to "Hot singles in your area"
This happened to me twice
âA breastâ
M8, Thats clearly a *chicken*
A chicken breast ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
A chicken breast đ
@@RandomNameLastName811 me
she most likely used a chicken because she will break the rules of youtube by putting a breast there
marie hawthorne
M8, itâs clearly a joke.
Wooosh
When I was in primary 7 we were allowed to use the iPads to research something. (I forgot what we were meant to do) And these three boys were looking up *female parts*. Unfortunately the teachers had an app to check what was on the iPads screens or something so the teacher checked our screens and they all showed up on the smart board. Including the gross stuff. The boys parents got phoned to come to school and take them home immediately.
Lmao
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" Female parts " đđđđđđ
Holy crap so those spy apps teachers use actually exist? Holy crap that could end up pretty badly in privacy invasion.
@@tamixx89 that's because it IS privacy invasion.
Random story time:
In 4th grade our teacher was nice enough to let us play on the computer,but it was a math game..
There was an option to draw on the screen and this group of four kept laughing,so the teacher checked on them.
It turned out one of them drew a âCheetoâ
(Not gonna say the real word for it)
Then they all got their computers taken away for a day.
2:33 that "what" is so amazing
One time in my college induction day,, a classmate searched âFrench Cutâ but accidentally put an ânâ after the âuâ
Putting it delicately,, it didn't end well for him ":)
I died of laughter reading this comment XD
XD
OUCHHHHHH
Oop
my mouth went like this immediately: đ€
In my school, when I was in grade 7. We were given our own laptops that we can take home. All ours. Our school was apparently extremely rich.
Wow. Like a millionaire school?
@@NoobtasticRX My school is like that as well. They're not ours to keep, we can only use them until our senior year, and if we want to bring them home we need to pay an insurance fee. They never really monitored anything we did (I have a shitton of games on mine) which is probably why OP said "all ours."
WHERREE???
Same in Tn USA
Plot twist:the teachers can see you search history
My brother got Wikipedia removed from school I think lol
This intro will never get old.
(Iâm crying itâs so good I havenât watch you in a year-)
I got banned from school computers for printing 500 papers that say *Ok this is cool*
Edit: Iâm not unbanned intill highschool đ
LOL đ
LEGEND
Madisyn Hampton ikr
That is the most beautiful thing Iâve ever heard... And btw we havenât ever been allowed to print things, we always had a teacher do for us.
Cyrus Person Iâm in middle school my elementary wouldnât let us print anything
the teachers at my school are legit triggered because we find a way around every ban
Kierstii saaaaame
Once somebody at my school hacked the computer server
And rickrolled all of us
The internet will always find a way :P
The school staff at my school thinks I hack through the safe search I guess because even when I'm blocked I find my way around it lol
@@Futuremotions_112 Absolute madman
somebody in my class searched up the middle finger
âIâm researching handsâ
2:07 lol the hyperlinks
banning google: Not reasonable.
banning you from computers: Reasonable
XD
XD
I do have a story,here it goes:
When i was a 11 years old kid whit not that much of knowing,i searched xxx,it was the worse thing i ever done
I was traumatized.
tHaT sUrE wAs a BaD MoVie bUt NoT tHaT mUcH
DONT SEARCH IT UP
Oh SHI-
I thought it wouldnât be that bad
I was wrong
Punctuation marks don't replace spaces!
hi Chipflake! I really like this video, its cool and i really like the art. But I have a few questions:
1. How long have you been an animater/drawer?
2. Are you inspired by anyone? If so, whos your inspiration?
3. What app do you use to draw?
4. Is it okay if i do some fanart for you?
Those were some questions I have/had. You dont need or have to answer these. Im just curious.
Iâve only watched three of your videos and Iâm already obsessed
For some reason I find it adorable how you say "What? That's not what I searched for!" at 2:33
Same.
True
Moonfire121 same
Same!!!
emaS
Research in the computer room? Ahhh heck yes! Those were the days :D
actually, where I come from, we still do XD....sometimes...rarely...
Tank Bank what do you mean? Kids still do research on computers.
Catz&Dogz4life But do you have a room made for just computers in your school?
Yesh
For elementary peeps
Tank Bank hai
This got recommended this 3 years later for me
âThat makes their necks seam retractableâđ
I was doing a project about Egypt (I did all the work btw) and my partner searched Sphinx. He spelled it wrong.
Long story short many pictures of old women wearing nothing but bras and spanks appeared on the screen and everyone still talks about it to this day
Oh.
I got shrek banned once. Good times.
How?
Dingus Cornsquat Lel
Dingus Cornsquat your profile explains why ;-;
How?
OH, Oh, oh...đ«
Mate Iâve been watching you for ages and your my fav CZcamsr
My two friends and I got changing the school iPad wallpapers banned for every grade. Suffice to say we were not innocent.
AHH THE INTRO IS EVERYTHING AHHHH ITS AMAZING
The title has me hooked already, also love the new style
Thanks man
next time i get to actual school, I'm blasting dream speedrun music on the computer and sprinting out of the class
North Korea : *bans everything*
Some random school in England : hold my beer
i once browsed a .kp website
It's the DPRK Geographical domain
I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.
they could've just ripped those pages out đ
How old were you at the time?
Banning Google : WTF is wrong with you teacher?!?!
Getting banned from laptop: I do it everyday
Conclusion: Use your phones kids
Why would a school ever ban Google? That's so stupid. That's like saying "A pedo used candy to entice kids, so we need to ban candy." Sure some f***ed up people do that, but that's not even a fraction of a percent of candy sales. So you'd be enacting a ban of something completely innocent because you saw a single isolated example of it being used for an unsavoury purpose. The logic is so bafflingly stupid I'm surprised this ever gets suggested. Yes, I concede that Safe-Search is extremely ineffective and yes. That's down to Google being lazy.
Wanna know how Safe-Search on Google works for the most part? The owner of a website and domain has to tell Google if their site is NSFW or not. That's it. They're not even under any obligation to be honest about it. And of course domain owners don't want their sites to be hidden by Safe-Search so the overwhelming majority just say that it's SFW. At that point everything on the site it marked in the system as Safe-Search Friendly and will show up in Google Searches even with Safe-Search on Strict.
@@GabbieTheFox Just like Gun Control.
I too have the ability to tell stories without once opening my mouth
Damn 5 years already, I remember watching this on a Sunday night, after playing Roblox and Mario 64 on my emulator while eating chips and xhilling with mom
Every website except for Typingclub, Khan Academy, and Zearn is banned from my school computer.
Protest by not doing work
@@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul YES
That sucks.
@@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul Better yet upload 20 viruses to the schools router so it spreads across the school
They banned Kahoot? My math teacher is constantly asking me if I want to participate in those despite me saying no every single time.
"What is this?"
"A breast" OwO
I'm laughing so hard rn
Meh TO XDDDDDDD
UMMM CHICKEN?????
that's a CHICKEN
Chicken breast heh
Chicken breast... Yummy..... đđ
Just found your CZcams Channel. I like your art style!
NO WAY YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SUBTITLES!?
Theres always that *one* Kid who doesnt just laugh at the joke and Moves on but just *has* to tell the Teacher
Chip was a good, innocent child. Then she saw a breast picture on Wikipedia. This sole event is what led her to ride a moped to class, join a moped gang, and snort crushed PopRocks candy while chugging CapriSun pouches. Chipflake was never the same again.
So remember kids, computers are evil and you should never use the internet.
Anai congratulations you got the joke
but.. u r, right now xD
ThatGuyWhoCantSing hahaha XD u are so funny
ThatGuyWhoCantSing oh nu
Oh you are the guy who was mentioned at 0:29 right?
Oh.... No....
"Peecock"
oh no...
NU, PLS, DON- *runs to the bathroom*
Tristin Moss iiiiiiiiii
Roton Meah ewww
Oh for fucks sake. Don't be a prude about a natural function.
This is my first time watching this channel, but i love the intro!
What I think of this story is 10 Bing and 3 Googles out of 19 burritos
Lmao there's always that 1 kid who's a sheltered snowflake in your class. I googled "model" and I was looking for a solar system model in the 3rd grade. Welp I got images of swimsuit models and honestly thought if I scrolled down far enough I would find what I was looking for....... yeeeeaaaaahhhh some kid was offended and reported me. Got detention for a week. đ
FlightlessBird good times
FlightlessBird ouch
Those kids were the most annoying people ever. Like even if you're not trying to look for anything bad and something mature happens to come up in the results they tell the teacher on you. Here's an idea: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS :,-D
I recall how back in school, safe searches were frustrating beyond measure. You try to search for something simple for a school project and you keep getting this stupid page that says "Can't Go there". Chatrooms (remember those?) were also banned cause one time a girl said hello in this one chatroom and some one sent her a bunch of naked pictures.
My whole primary school when the teachers banned cool maths games : so you have chosen death
Intro is so amazing! And the story was pretty funny too lol. I love the style you're going with! Keep up the great work Chip!
Kid unplugs school computer
CZcamsr:
THIS ONE KID BROKE THE INTERNET(Storytime)(Not Clickbait)
I ALMOST DIED (GONE WRONG) (SHE DID WHAT?)
ONE KID BROKE A 2K SCHOOL COMPUTER
I CANNOT BELIEVE MY FRIEND DID T H I S TO THE SCHOOL COMPUTERâ SPARKS EVERYWHERE đ±đ±ALMOST DIED
kid breaks 200K school computer.... (WATCH UNTIL THE END)
I found this channel and watched like a minute of your vid and now i loven ur channel
Pure innocent beanđ€Ł I love that
His teachers: EEEEEEEEEE
my teachers: Meh
My teachers when I wear a hoodie: EEEEEEEEE
teacher when bully is beating the shit out of a kid: Meh
teacher when the quiet kid punches the bully once:
*_R E E E E E E E_*
r e l a t a b l e
You know the EA Sports E meme?
My school has hoodies on it's uniform lol
Chip is a they just sayin:)
Roblox is banned in my school, but not Happy wheels.
edit : i just came back to this comment a year later to relize theres 1.4k likes. thats amazing.
edit2 :this comment is 2 years old wow
edit3 : roblox is still banned but LUCKLY HAPPY WHEELS IS FINALLY BANNED, or it got banned like 7 months after i commented this ever.. idk why i even edited this.
edit4: damn bro this comment is probably my first comment LOL
roblox is banned in my school too.
the only things we can do during free time is play games on brainpop
Penguh yeah, same ;-;
Mr. Bucket this might be weird but 100 % know why itâs banned
screen recorders are banned in the 4th grade ict room (where i go for ict) and every other one from the 1st - 5th grade ict room because of âprivacyâ. if you want a screen recorder on a school laptop then you have to install some old archive of hypercam from 1997 or 1998 or bring a usb from home with bandicam on it.
Well Roblox is banned from my COUNTRY
Right about at the 2:20 mark is where I am gonna watch that tomorow to wake up more from possable awardees that I could feel
Certified âoopsie daisyâ moment
i literally told my friends to shush and stop what we were doing so we could watch this XD
the true mastery of computer rooms is opening a Wikipedia page on whatever you were supposed to be researching.
Then puttting a game in the other tab and constantly switching back to the Wikipedia page at lightning speed every-time the teacher passes by. STEALTH LEVEL 100.
Frostadoodl
this is so me lol
LMAO SAME I DID IT TODAY
try alt tab
omg i use that!!!lol switches tab realy fast right?
LMAO WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THAT THE TEACHER WILL SEE đđđ
and I understand how u feel with the "always telling on you" kid, those people are SO ANNOYING
I keep coming back to this lol
One boy in my class was
Opening Google and p*rn poped up the teaher was screaming "Cover your eyes,cover your eyes" and that is how we found out how babies are made.