I Got Google Banned From My School

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  • I got google search banned from my school for a really dumb reason...and also got myself banned from the computers, but that time it wasn't an accident :'D I was a weird kid
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  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 Pƙed 6 lety +8711

    I always disliked the SafeSearch crap, but my school board crossed the line when they blocked CoolMathGames

    • @msremnant5576
      @msremnant5576 Pƙed 6 lety +407

      Ayyy lmao THOSE MONSTERS!!!!

    • @breerhode8035
      @breerhode8035 Pƙed 6 lety +114

      Wat? 😬😬😬😬😬😬

    • @shipsarebeautiful
      @shipsarebeautiful Pƙed 6 lety +164

      One of my schools also did that. But what's even better is they also blocked Friv4School, because it's such a bad website.

    • @ExperaMental
      @ExperaMental Pƙed 6 lety +82

      Damn bro that sucks

    • @angello_cup6129
      @angello_cup6129 Pƙed 6 lety +84

      Omg same dude! They banned it from our iPads!

  • @ir0ncat_
    @ir0ncat_ Pƙed 4 lety +2675

    Teacher: *WHAT IS THIS?!*
    picture: literally just a chicken
    Chipflake: *a b r e a s t*

  • @kcedwards3243
    @kcedwards3243 Pƙed 2 lety +154

    Chip has really came a long way since 4 years ago. The art style is definitely noticably different from the newer videos. Great job chip.

  • @xXSimplySammyXx
    @xXSimplySammyXx Pƙed 3 lety +92

    We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.

  • @drawingdragons4097
    @drawingdragons4097 Pƙed 3 lety +1577

    “WHAT IS THIS?”
    “Err.. a breast.”
    Chip you are such a character.

  • @LemonAid2k
    @LemonAid2k Pƙed 4 lety +2716

    Tip for Wikipedia: replace the "en" in the link with "simple" to simplify the wiki page and make it a bit less complicated

  • @mihael64
    @mihael64 Pƙed 3 lety +47

    I accidentally destroyed every single computer in my school by uploading a multiplying gile to the shared server

  • @forevermystified9248
    @forevermystified9248 Pƙed 3 lety +70

    This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway.
    One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches.
    So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.

  • @RoyaltoonzHD
    @RoyaltoonzHD Pƙed 5 lety +1500

    My schools logic:
    Other kid: Looks at inappropriate stuff *gets a warning*
    Me: Listens to music while on task
    *gets banned*

  • @evilhedgehog2598
    @evilhedgehog2598 Pƙed 5 lety +1326

    My friend and I accidentally searched up "dik dik" when spamming a laptop.... And..
    I found out that Dik Dik is a type of deer LMFAO thank the lord.

    • @simp9876
      @simp9876 Pƙed 4 lety +42

      Its also an Afrikaans word 'fat fat' XD

    • @orepainium8584
      @orepainium8584 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Dave Capps You are the dummy here. Afrikaans is a language!

    • @saltpepperratzz94
      @saltpepperratzz94 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      What's a Dik dik? DEER! ;-;

    • @DustDaAnt
      @DustDaAnt Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Beuh

    • @aitsf
      @aitsf Pƙed 4 lety +3

      AngelWolfi and friends well it’s a Dutch word lmao-

  • @Raven_VII
    @Raven_VII Pƙed 2 lety +25

    Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took CZcams videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.

    • @ImAnArtistMate
      @ImAnArtistMate Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

      8 YEARS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL??????????
      I ONLY HAVE 3
      I FEEL SO BAD FOR UUU

    • @Pixelated127
      @Pixelated127 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

      @@ImAnArtistMate He prob meant that he was in the 8th grade

  • @mayoo3614
    @mayoo3614 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    "WHAT IS THIS"
    *points at chicken*
    "uh...a breast?"

  • @bananerz354
    @bananerz354 Pƙed 4 lety +1402

    at my school my friend avoided getting caught so long that he listened to a full 10 hours of shreksophone

  • @yes-pu9zs
    @yes-pu9zs Pƙed 5 lety +1494

    Our teachers hate Wikipedia.
    Every time we research they always scream *”AND DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA.”*

  • @southernpennsyrailfan8579
    @southernpennsyrailfan8579 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up “funny pictures of black people.” For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasn’t in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, “character harassment.” So for the rest of the year we weren’t allowed to use google.

    • @-.CosmicCode.-
      @-.CosmicCode.- Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +1

      Wait was it EVERY boy? Or just the ones who did bad

    • @southernpennsyrailfan8579
      @southernpennsyrailfan8579 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +1

      Every boy in the class. Only a few did it but all the boys in the class got in trouble@@-.CosmicCode.-

  • @ZenithSolsticeYT
    @ZenithSolsticeYT Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +4

    My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning CZcams and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.

  • @VoodooGMusic
    @VoodooGMusic Pƙed 4 lety +537

    Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books.
    Teacher: "sleep"
    Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia.
    Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"

  • @DwanAnimation
    @DwanAnimation Pƙed 4 lety +736

    There was an “inappropriate” ad on cool math games and the entire school got banned

    • @progect3548
      @progect3548 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      BluLite Animations what was the ad

    • @DwanAnimation
      @DwanAnimation Pƙed 3 lety +57

      Progect. I think it was one of those dating sites. Keep in mind they had to ban anything that a primary kid couldn’t handle

    • @perhapsawhitemale8144
      @perhapsawhitemale8144 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@DwanAnimation
      who said we couldn’t handle it?

    • @DwanAnimation
      @DwanAnimation Pƙed 3 lety +43

      @@perhapsawhitemale8144 I mean what they think a kid couldn’t handle. When a kid sees something inappropriate they don’t think “I wish I didn’t see that” they think “I hope my parents didn’t see that”

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@DwanAnimation Ya that's pretty much how that goes

  • @LegoOnyx27
    @LegoOnyx27 Pƙed 3 lety +23

    Chipflake got banned from the laptops.
    But not the computers.
    *Proceeds to bing in an entire gaming PC*

  • @TheGrandIllusionist
    @TheGrandIllusionist Pƙed 2 lety +7

    This reminds me of my school. The sensor thing is so bad that the teachers can rarely get into their own lessons. Kahoot is randomly banned on some of the computers. On others, random sites are banned. Bad stuff still gets through. About half of the stuff that’s banned is stuff we need, and half the stuff you do NOT want Highschoolers to have access to is available. And don’t even get me started on the internet


  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 Pƙed 4 lety +643

    We had no Safesearch and we had no teacher in the room and we had about 70% males around 14.
    And we didn't get an assignment, we were told to 'practice' blind typing.
    Within 4 minutes, we were all gasping at Murat's screen, on which a woman was intercoursing with a dog on the streets in a far away country. I don't know, I learned a lot of scary things in those hours, nothing about computers though.

    • @slurb2961
      @slurb2961 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      0_0

    • @Laserkitten
      @Laserkitten Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Widdekuu91 LMAO, hilarious

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Pƙed 4 lety +34

      @@goldenpants1239
      :P I'm Dutch, haha, it seemed like a logical word to me xD

    • @lvxxify1476
      @lvxxify1476 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      In our informatics class, we worked with PowerPoint and Kacper putted a Gif in his presentation where was a man and a woman, the man rotated with his Tail XD

    • @syilversyk
      @syilversyk Pƙed 4 lety +3

      That's hilarious lmfao

  • @aminuteinlife9503
    @aminuteinlife9503 Pƙed 4 lety +591

    Our school didn't really have a "child friendly" search engine. So we kept looking up the sex dictionary. And the teacher was actually okĂ© with that cause it was "educational" 😂. We had an very open minded teacher

    • @lionberryofskyclan
      @lionberryofskyclan Pƙed 4 lety +9

      a minute in life UM.

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK Pƙed 3 lety +52

      You had a pretty cool teacher, if I had tried that I would’ve been crucified.

    • @mysticallily3128
      @mysticallily3128 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      That is just the best teacher I all of existence

    • @aoisora3529
      @aoisora3529 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@roc-noK Why is this funny

    • @meatball7669
      @meatball7669 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      They probably didn't think it was educational, they probably jusst wanted to look at breasts without getting in trouble

  • @traxxis2389
    @traxxis2389 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    Ah yes, what a "normal" intro song...
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO SONG I HAVE HEARD!

  • @m0nst3r_.
    @m0nst3r_. Pƙed 3 lety +8

    4:22 I hope there was mostly pictures of chicken breasts

  • @pinkbunnygirl43
    @pinkbunnygirl43 Pƙed 6 lety +1864

    Should have exited out of the page and cleared your search history before the tattle tale and the teacher got back.

    • @Moonlitclovers
      @Moonlitclovers Pƙed 6 lety +42

      Pinkie? Weird finding you here. Hello! I love your videos.

    • @borys161
      @borys161 Pƙed 6 lety +16

      Hi pinkbunnygirl43 I love ur vids!! 😍 strange that ur here but...your a human too! So... any ways hai!

    • @AFK_Dyalkai
      @AFK_Dyalkai Pƙed 6 lety +7

      hi pinky i never thought you will be here but hows your day going?

    • @thewronggelato3889
      @thewronggelato3889 Pƙed 6 lety +7

      And didn't it say they where 4-year-olds?

    • @bobaparadise9419
      @bobaparadise9419 Pƙed 6 lety +1

      thewronggelato no

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing Pƙed 6 lety +3546

    Wow, I am in LOVE with your accent. You can tell me whatever story you want, I'll listen to it hahaha
    Memes aside, I love your style, please keep it up!!!

    • @redskyspace2677
      @redskyspace2677 Pƙed 6 lety +8

      ITS TAH AMAAZING WAT UP

    • @stroytwin-minecraft2187
      @stroytwin-minecraft2187 Pƙed 6 lety +17

      I have a British accent but im austraila xD lol

    • @slippyy6742
      @slippyy6742 Pƙed 6 lety +5

      TheAMaazing are we all from the DOWN UNDER

    • @slippyy6742
      @slippyy6742 Pƙed 6 lety +2

      Stroy Twin- Minecraft I have a Canadian accent and I'm Canadian XD lol

    • @Jackaloper
      @Jackaloper Pƙed 6 lety +2

      omg loved the rap battle video u did with Tim Tom

  • @HoneybunVRC
    @HoneybunVRC Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Chipflake: (Searches up something inappropriate)
    wait why do I hear boss music?
    Teacher: (kicks down the door)

  • @BenTheFren
    @BenTheFren Pƙed rokem +3

    It’s really cool to see how much your art style has progressed in these years! Also, your new voice sounds great for you.

  • @Reedflower
    @Reedflower Pƙed 6 lety +3326

    In seventh grade someone had the bright idea to google their full name and see what comes up. Naturally, everyone else had to try it. That’s the day I came to the traumatizing realization that I share a name with a popular porn star :D
    I like the new style, and that intro’s pretty great too.

    • @wattsisnaim8111
      @wattsisnaim8111 Pƙed 6 lety +161

      reedflower101
      I found out I have the same name as a side character on a British sitcom. (My real name that is, not my online pseudonym. Near as I can tell, I am the only one crazy enough to come up with this.)

    • @Chipflake
      @Chipflake  Pƙed 6 lety +423

      I'm still laughing about this omg

    • @interestedbee5389
      @interestedbee5389 Pƙed 6 lety +35

      Same thing with me

    • @cartmanpilled
      @cartmanpilled Pƙed 6 lety +41

      reedflower101
      I share a name with Irish Whiskey lmao

    • @mehspacedorito
      @mehspacedorito Pƙed 6 lety +54

      I got somebody who said that TWERKING WAS AN ART.

  • @zelzmiy
    @zelzmiy Pƙed 4 lety +848

    Someone : Hey Chipflake what's your artstyle?
    Chipflake: *YES*

  • @bloomzdiary
    @bloomzdiary Pƙed 3 lety +9

    I got in trouble for searching up penny wise in 5th grade, because one of the boys I hated told on me while the other students were fine and made jokes.. he was a party pooper ._.

  • @Who-cares15
    @Who-cares15 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    This is why I love you chip. I love your videos of childhood stories and stuff like that.

  • @silviamills5218
    @silviamills5218 Pƙed 4 lety +253

    kid chip: typo
    google: shows something mildly offensive
    teacher to google: so you have chosen death.

  • @itzshortie9481
    @itzshortie9481 Pƙed 6 lety +400

    There is always that one kid that snitches

    • @dakwota3221
      @dakwota3221 Pƙed 6 lety +3

      and its meeeeeeeeeeee

    • @dakwota3221
      @dakwota3221 Pƙed 6 lety +3

      =(

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 Pƙed 6 lety +2

      Poptart x3 that one kid is always my little brother

    • @qlitzer1542
      @qlitzer1542 Pƙed 6 lety

      Poptart x3 *cough* that one girl that tells everyone's secrets then they tell everyone else *cough*

    • @mmmmm3699
      @mmmmm3699 Pƙed 6 lety +1

      If they was on tha streets they would get they asses popped

  • @anotherguy9402
    @anotherguy9402 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I had to print 10,000 sheets to another school using their network saying bad things before I was never able to touch a school computer again. Tip of the iceberg.....

  • @thefoxsocks0207
    @thefoxsocks0207 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    one time in school a teacher sent an email to a kids family about his poor performance in school. turns out, they did an oops when sending it to the correct person and everyone in the curriculum (teachers families and students) ended up receiving that email.

  • @dimiiswife
    @dimiiswife Pƙed 5 lety +906

    **Teacher storms in**
    *Teacher: WHAT IS THIS?!*
    *Chipflake: Uhh... It’s a breast?*

  • @sombra2082
    @sombra2082 Pƙed 5 lety +337

    *looks back at child hood*
    -that’s a lot of damage-

    • @Renegade_7274
      @Renegade_7274 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Leena Kasmi *_-memes-_*

    • @mr.purple5040
      @mr.purple5040 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Leena Kasmi subbed to you for slytherin

    • @sombra2082
      @sombra2082 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Mr. Purple thank you :3

    • @kzoo8268
      @kzoo8268 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      That joke almost got you a chance to be president

    • @sombra2082
      @sombra2082 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Bones Cartoons *h a h a, ik*

  • @zorconix7546
    @zorconix7546 Pƙed 2 lety

    Lmao, found this video in my recommended and I already love your awsome content! You earned a sub from a random guy!

  • @thisisnotmyhandle364
    @thisisnotmyhandle364 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I got those little spinny chairs banned from my school from twirling around in it and i accidentally slapped a student in the of the head so yeah i could relate to this

  • @beanman4531
    @beanman4531 Pƙed 5 lety +724

    My school bans:
    Cool Math Games
    Wikipedia
    Wiki Fandom
    Roblox
    Also once some kid got into google once and renamed the high school to: “Gay Nightclub for Teens” wtf
    Edit 9/26/20: My school made the fricking news I just want to graduate and get out of here now

  • @moonchild6619
    @moonchild6619 Pƙed 5 lety +610

    Teacher: WHAT IS THiS?!?!?
    Chipflake: a breast?

  • @mylaarcena8977
    @mylaarcena8977 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I got banned from using the water dispensers in my school.I punched the thing too hard and the thing collapsed like a Jengga puzzle tower.

  • @TheDankBoi69
    @TheDankBoi69 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I always have SafeSearch enabled but still there's these innocent websites that redirect you to "Hot singles in your area"
    This happened to me twice

  • @UnknowingNeko
    @UnknowingNeko Pƙed 5 lety +382

    “A breast”
    M8, Thats clearly a *chicken*

    • @fart360
      @fart360 Pƙed 5 lety +30

      A chicken breast ( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      A chicken breast 😎

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@RandomNameLastName811 me

    • @mariehawthorne3464
      @mariehawthorne3464 Pƙed 5 lety

      she most likely used a chicken because she will break the rules of youtube by putting a breast there

    • @UnknowingNeko
      @UnknowingNeko Pƙed 5 lety +2

      marie hawthorne
      M8, it’s clearly a joke.
      Wooosh

  • @child9836
    @child9836 Pƙed 3 lety +227

    When I was in primary 7 we were allowed to use the iPads to research something. (I forgot what we were meant to do) And these three boys were looking up *female parts*. Unfortunately the teachers had an app to check what was on the iPads screens or something so the teacher checked our screens and they all showed up on the smart board. Including the gross stuff. The boys parents got phoned to come to school and take them home immediately.

    • @customization9510
      @customization9510 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Lmao

    • @chiefchepa187
      @chiefchepa187 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      👁👄👁

    • @thebossmongars9651
      @thebossmongars9651 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      " Female parts " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tamixx89
      @tamixx89 Pƙed 3 lety +24

      Holy crap so those spy apps teachers use actually exist? Holy crap that could end up pretty badly in privacy invasion.

    • @Vanaxy
      @Vanaxy Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@tamixx89 that's because it IS privacy invasion.

  • @SmoreTheStinkySilly
    @SmoreTheStinkySilly Pƙed rokem +2

    Random story time:
    In 4th grade our teacher was nice enough to let us play on the computer,but it was a math game..
    There was an option to draw on the screen and this group of four kept laughing,so the teacher checked on them.
    It turned out one of them drew a “Cheeto”
    (Not gonna say the real word for it)
    Then they all got their computers taken away for a day.

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    2:33 that "what" is so amazing

  • @your_artist_mijo_64
    @your_artist_mijo_64 Pƙed 3 lety +303

    One time in my college induction day,, a classmate searched “French Cut” but accidentally put an “n” after the “u”
    Putting it delicately,, it didn't end well for him ":)

  • @neutralknight.6862
    @neutralknight.6862 Pƙed 3 lety +501

    In my school, when I was in grade 7. We were given our own laptops that we can take home. All ours. Our school was apparently extremely rich.

    • @NoobtasticRX
      @NoobtasticRX Pƙed 3 lety +16

      Wow. Like a millionaire school?

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 Pƙed 3 lety +44

      @@NoobtasticRX My school is like that as well. They're not ours to keep, we can only use them until our senior year, and if we want to bring them home we need to pay an insurance fee. They never really monitored anything we did (I have a shitton of games on mine) which is probably why OP said "all ours."

    • @mehellolmme310
      @mehellolmme310 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      WHERREE???

    • @cloudthefluff7998
      @cloudthefluff7998 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same in Tn USA

    • @callumhall7442
      @callumhall7442 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Plot twist:the teachers can see you search history

  • @Purple-ishblue
    @Purple-ishblue Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +2

    My brother got Wikipedia removed from school I think lol

  • @Carnotauriskeratin
    @Carnotauriskeratin Pƙed 3 lety

    This intro will never get old.
    (I’m crying it’s so good I haven’t watch you in a year-)

  • @Mrgaminggod101hater
    @Mrgaminggod101hater Pƙed 5 lety +739

    I got banned from school computers for printing 500 papers that say *Ok this is cool*
    Edit: I’m not unbanned intill highschool 😂

  • @Jaded_Mara
    @Jaded_Mara Pƙed 5 lety +232

    the teachers at my school are legit triggered because we find a way around every ban

    • @antboykl1349
      @antboykl1349 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Kierstii saaaaame

    • @Futuremotions_112
      @Futuremotions_112 Pƙed 4 lety +35

      Once somebody at my school hacked the computer server
      And rickrolled all of us

    • @electrenator5601
      @electrenator5601 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      The internet will always find a way :P

    • @thatguyisafly2939
      @thatguyisafly2939 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      The school staff at my school thinks I hack through the safe search I guess because even when I'm blocked I find my way around it lol

    • @customization9510
      @customization9510 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Futuremotions_112 Absolute madman

  • @too-many-choices
    @too-many-choices Pƙed 3 lety +3

    somebody in my class searched up the middle finger

  • @vitin3817
    @vitin3817 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    2:07 lol the hyperlinks

  • @irrelevantloser2857
    @irrelevantloser2857 Pƙed 6 lety +143

    banning google: Not reasonable.
    banning you from computers: Reasonable

  • @user-pf7qz3gv9v
    @user-pf7qz3gv9v Pƙed 4 lety +176

    I do have a story,here it goes:
    When i was a 11 years old kid whit not that much of knowing,i searched xxx,it was the worse thing i ever done
    I was traumatized.

  • @cat5889
    @cat5889 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    hi Chipflake! I really like this video, its cool and i really like the art. But I have a few questions:
    1. How long have you been an animater/drawer?
    2. Are you inspired by anyone? If so, whos your inspiration?
    3. What app do you use to draw?
    4. Is it okay if i do some fanart for you?
    Those were some questions I have/had. You dont need or have to answer these. Im just curious.

  • @Uncoltrolablecat
    @Uncoltrolablecat Pƙed 2 lety

    I’ve only watched three of your videos and I’m already obsessed

  • @Moonfire121
    @Moonfire121 Pƙed 6 lety +305

    For some reason I find it adorable how you say "What? That's not what I searched for!" at 2:33

  • @TankBank
    @TankBank Pƙed 6 lety +1700

    Research in the computer room? Ahhh heck yes! Those were the days :D

  • @amberprichard1762
    @amberprichard1762 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    This got recommended this 3 years later for me

  • @GentlePugYT
    @GentlePugYT Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

    “That makes their necks seam retractable”💀

  • @thisismyusernameidk
    @thisismyusernameidk Pƙed 3 lety +95

    I was doing a project about Egypt (I did all the work btw) and my partner searched Sphinx. He spelled it wrong.
    Long story short many pictures of old women wearing nothing but bras and spanks appeared on the screen and everyone still talks about it to this day

  • @itsthephenom
    @itsthephenom Pƙed 6 lety +397

    I got shrek banned once. Good times.

  • @Chiken___
    @Chiken___ Pƙed 2 lety

    Mate I’ve been watching you for ages and your my fav CZcamsr

  • @tessmella573
    @tessmella573 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    My two friends and I got changing the school iPad wallpapers banned for every grade. Suffice to say we were not innocent.

  • @louiseduccini1085
    @louiseduccini1085 Pƙed 6 lety +80

    AHH THE INTRO IS EVERYTHING AHHHH ITS AMAZING

  • @2Edgy4ThisPlanet
    @2Edgy4ThisPlanet Pƙed 6 lety +123

    The title has me hooked already, also love the new style

  • @_TheMushroomMan
    @_TheMushroomMan Pƙed 3 lety +1

    next time i get to actual school, I'm blasting dream speedrun music on the computer and sprinting out of the class

  • @alfiewhitson7726
    @alfiewhitson7726 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    North Korea : *bans everything*
    Some random school in England : hold my beer

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      i once browsed a .kp website
      It's the DPRK Geographical domain

  • @Sratruce
    @Sratruce Pƙed 3 lety +121

    I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.

    • @TlnpotGaming
      @TlnpotGaming Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +4

      they could've just ripped those pages out 💀

    • @Eaten_squid_cake
      @Eaten_squid_cake Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +3

      How old were you at the time?

  • @prinxd
    @prinxd Pƙed 5 lety +212

    Banning Google : WTF is wrong with you teacher?!?!
    Getting banned from laptop: I do it everyday
    Conclusion: Use your phones kids

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Why would a school ever ban Google? That's so stupid. That's like saying "A pedo used candy to entice kids, so we need to ban candy." Sure some f***ed up people do that, but that's not even a fraction of a percent of candy sales. So you'd be enacting a ban of something completely innocent because you saw a single isolated example of it being used for an unsavoury purpose. The logic is so bafflingly stupid I'm surprised this ever gets suggested. Yes, I concede that Safe-Search is extremely ineffective and yes. That's down to Google being lazy.
      Wanna know how Safe-Search on Google works for the most part? The owner of a website and domain has to tell Google if their site is NSFW or not. That's it. They're not even under any obligation to be honest about it. And of course domain owners don't want their sites to be hidden by Safe-Search so the overwhelming majority just say that it's SFW. At that point everything on the site it marked in the system as Safe-Search Friendly and will show up in Google Searches even with Safe-Search on Strict.

    • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
      @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory Pƙed 4 lety

      @@GabbieTheFox Just like Gun Control.

  • @leafyztar
    @leafyztar Pƙed 3 lety

    I too have the ability to tell stories without once opening my mouth

  • @mlgsnip3rv291
    @mlgsnip3rv291 Pƙed rokem +1

    Damn 5 years already, I remember watching this on a Sunday night, after playing Roblox and Mario 64 on my emulator while eating chips and xhilling with mom

  • @KalamariHydra
    @KalamariHydra Pƙed 3 lety +94

    Every website except for Typingclub, Khan Academy, and Zearn is banned from my school computer.

    • @TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul
      @TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Protest by not doing work

    • @spitfire8905
      @spitfire8905 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul YES

    • @Mimi-ur1ur
      @Mimi-ur1ur Pƙed 3 lety +4

      That sucks.

    • @Vanaxy
      @Vanaxy Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul Better yet upload 20 viruses to the schools router so it spreads across the school

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Pƙed 3 lety +3

      They banned Kahoot? My math teacher is constantly asking me if I want to participate in those despite me saying no every single time.

  • @crazeyt4470
    @crazeyt4470 Pƙed 6 lety +187

    "What is this?"
    "A breast" OwO
    I'm laughing so hard rn

  • @rockstarfoxy2616
    @rockstarfoxy2616 Pƙed 2 lety

    Just found your CZcams Channel. I like your art style!
    NO WAY YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SUBTITLES!?

  • @halfcarnage6259
    @halfcarnage6259 Pƙed 3 lety

    Theres always that *one* Kid who doesnt just laugh at the joke and Moves on but just *has* to tell the Teacher

  • @Guy_W
    @Guy_W Pƙed 6 lety +449

    Chip was a good, innocent child. Then she saw a breast picture on Wikipedia. This sole event is what led her to ride a moped to class, join a moped gang, and snort crushed PopRocks candy while chugging CapriSun pouches. Chipflake was never the same again.
    So remember kids, computers are evil and you should never use the internet.

  • @JadeBee206
    @JadeBee206 Pƙed 6 lety +99

    Oh.... No....
    "Peecock"

  • @-NoahChannel
    @-NoahChannel Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

    This is my first time watching this channel, but i love the intro!

  • @robertmacdougal8875
    @robertmacdougal8875 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    What I think of this story is 10 Bing and 3 Googles out of 19 burritos

  • @hinsie4268
    @hinsie4268 Pƙed 6 lety +161

    Lmao there's always that 1 kid who's a sheltered snowflake in your class. I googled "model" and I was looking for a solar system model in the 3rd grade. Welp I got images of swimsuit models and honestly thought if I scrolled down far enough I would find what I was looking for....... yeeeeaaaaahhhh some kid was offended and reported me. Got detention for a week. 😅

    • @strawberryckes
      @strawberryckes Pƙed 6 lety +6

      FlightlessBird good times

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 Pƙed 6 lety +2

      FlightlessBird ouch

    • @KeybladeMasterVicky
      @KeybladeMasterVicky Pƙed 6 lety +2

      Those kids were the most annoying people ever. Like even if you're not trying to look for anything bad and something mature happens to come up in the results they tell the teacher on you. Here's an idea: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS :,-D

  • @JaguarCats
    @JaguarCats Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

    I recall how back in school, safe searches were frustrating beyond measure. You try to search for something simple for a school project and you keep getting this stupid page that says "Can't Go there". Chatrooms (remember those?) were also banned cause one time a girl said hello in this one chatroom and some one sent her a bunch of naked pictures.

  • @spaghettibutcold7873
    @spaghettibutcold7873 Pƙed 2 lety

    My whole primary school when the teachers banned cool maths games : so you have chosen death

  • @KeyPinMaxos
    @KeyPinMaxos Pƙed 6 lety +60

    Intro is so amazing! And the story was pretty funny too lol. I love the style you're going with! Keep up the great work Chip!

  • @carltonbanks6677
    @carltonbanks6677 Pƙed 6 lety +350

    Kid unplugs school computer
    CZcamsr:

    • @claytongriffith8323
      @claytongriffith8323 Pƙed 6 lety +7

      THIS ONE KID BROKE THE INTERNET(Storytime)(Not Clickbait)

    • @KaliN521
      @KaliN521 Pƙed 6 lety +1

      I ALMOST DIED (GONE WRONG) (SHE DID WHAT?)

    • @tinytin4649
      @tinytin4649 Pƙed 6 lety

      ONE KID BROKE A 2K SCHOOL COMPUTER

    • @OnoeSerika
      @OnoeSerika Pƙed 6 lety

      I CANNOT BELIEVE MY FRIEND DID T H I S TO THE SCHOOL COMPUTER⁉ SPARKS EVERYWHERE đŸ˜±đŸ˜±ALMOST DIED

    • @thisisabadchannel.stopsubs2952
      @thisisabadchannel.stopsubs2952 Pƙed 6 lety

      kid breaks 200K school computer.... (WATCH UNTIL THE END)

  • @gicneo
    @gicneo Pƙed 3 lety

    I found this channel and watched like a minute of your vid and now i loven ur channel

  • @Theriox_The_Proto
    @Theriox_The_Proto Pƙed 3 lety

    Pure innocent beanđŸ€Ł I love that

  • @stephenlaurent2997
    @stephenlaurent2997 Pƙed 3 lety +170

    His teachers: EEEEEEEEEE
    my teachers: Meh
    My teachers when I wear a hoodie: EEEEEEEEE

    • @Elias_Harrison
      @Elias_Harrison Pƙed 3 lety +11

      teacher when bully is beating the shit out of a kid: Meh
      teacher when the quiet kid punches the bully once:
      *_R E E E E E E E_*

    • @no9560
      @no9560 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      r e l a t a b l e

    • @NoobtasticRX
      @NoobtasticRX Pƙed 3 lety

      You know the EA Sports E meme?

    • @theairacobra
      @theairacobra Pƙed 2 lety

      My school has hoodies on it's uniform lol

    • @fudgeciclez
      @fudgeciclez Pƙed 2 lety

      Chip is a they just sayin:)

  • @bloxxedz8211
    @bloxxedz8211 Pƙed 5 lety +1436

    Roblox is banned in my school, but not Happy wheels.
    edit : i just came back to this comment a year later to relize theres 1.4k likes. thats amazing.
    edit2 :this comment is 2 years old wow
    edit3 : roblox is still banned but LUCKLY HAPPY WHEELS IS FINALLY BANNED, or it got banned like 7 months after i commented this ever.. idk why i even edited this.
    edit4: damn bro this comment is probably my first comment LOL

    • @HorrorPenguinREAL
      @HorrorPenguinREAL Pƙed 5 lety +58

      roblox is banned in my school too.
      the only things we can do during free time is play games on brainpop

    • @crescenteclipse8967
      @crescenteclipse8967 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      Penguh yeah, same ;-;

    • @lpslollipop254
      @lpslollipop254 Pƙed 5 lety +10

      Mr. Bucket this might be weird but 100 % know why it’s banned

    • @baragonkunfan94thesecondar60
      @baragonkunfan94thesecondar60 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      screen recorders are banned in the 4th grade ict room (where i go for ict) and every other one from the 1st - 5th grade ict room because of “privacy”. if you want a screen recorder on a school laptop then you have to install some old archive of hypercam from 1997 or 1998 or bring a usb from home with bandicam on it.

    • @anw4aar
      @anw4aar Pƙed 5 lety +13

      Well Roblox is banned from my COUNTRY

  • @hyena_playzyt6135
    @hyena_playzyt6135 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Right about at the 2:20 mark is where I am gonna watch that tomorow to wake up more from possable awardees that I could feel

  • @SauliusGamerPro
    @SauliusGamerPro Pƙed 3 dny

    Certified “oopsie daisy” moment

  • @Seven89160
    @Seven89160 Pƙed 6 lety +36

    i literally told my friends to shush and stop what we were doing so we could watch this XD

  • @Frostadoodle
    @Frostadoodle Pƙed 6 lety +325

    the true mastery of computer rooms is opening a Wikipedia page on whatever you were supposed to be researching.
    Then puttting a game in the other tab and constantly switching back to the Wikipedia page at lightning speed every-time the teacher passes by. STEALTH LEVEL 100.

  • @Excavatorzz
    @Excavatorzz Pƙed 2 lety

    LMAO WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THAT THE TEACHER WILL SEE 😂😂😂
    and I understand how u feel with the "always telling on you" kid, those people are SO ANNOYING

  • @meowdzoldaccount4872
    @meowdzoldaccount4872 Pƙed 3 lety

    I keep coming back to this lol

  • @me-vm2cz
    @me-vm2cz Pƙed 5 lety +52

    One boy in my class was
    Opening Google and p*rn poped up the teaher was screaming "Cover your eyes,cover your eyes" and that is how we found out how babies are made.