Stardust Crusaders - ROAD ROLLER DA! [BD 1080p]

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  • @ghinetrares3118
    @ghinetrares3118 Před 5 lety +966

    0:10 "Stealth is optional for this mission"

  • @commandertorres
    @commandertorres Před 6 lety +3266

    The fact Dio used 9 seconds just to find a road roller to beat up Jotaro os fucking hilarious in it of itself

    • @justdelta2335
      @justdelta2335 Před 4 lety +294

      He literally could've killed Jotaro, but NO, IM DIO, I GOTTA GET A FUCKING ROAD ROLLER

    • @ahsank.
      @ahsank. Před 4 lety +147

      That's why it's " Bizarre "

    • @thisnicemice4412
      @thisnicemice4412 Před 4 lety +48

      Litlle did he know that The Road roller was in he's ass

    • @xone_mi
      @xone_mi Před 4 lety +49

      well he spent about 3 seconds throwing it so he actually found one in 6 seconds somehow

    • @lavenzavantas
      @lavenzavantas Před 4 lety +23

      He actually spent 7 seconds finding it and bringing it back to Jotaro

  • @GiggusChaddus
    @GiggusChaddus Před 2 lety +314

    Dio's the only villain in all anime to stop time just to get a Road Roller to kill someone

    • @Baised-_-Rin
      @Baised-_-Rin Před 2 lety +13

      You gonna try and use talk no jutsu on him Naruto?

    • @primisoda1400
      @primisoda1400 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Baised-_-Rin I mean if dio doesn't submit then he's dead

  • @N_Tertainment7
    @N_Tertainment7 Před rokem +646

    isn't it crazy how Star platinum, a stand that can destroy diamonds, and the world, a stand equally as powerful as it, could not destroy this road roller while punching at the same time. Like whoever made this road roller deserves a raise, man made the most indestructible vehicle in existence

    • @SentientOrang
      @SentientOrang Před rokem +169

      Tbh, this all happened within a span of 3 seconds and jotaro did some decent shredding on the wheel. Remember, Diamond may be the hardest material to ever exist, but if enough pressure penetrates through, it will simply shatter whereas Steel is malleable and would mostly be bent or warped out of shape instead of being instantly shredded into pieces

    • @evryatis9231
      @evryatis9231 Před rokem +1

      *Company

    • @thedastardlylizard5944
      @thedastardlylizard5944 Před rokem +4

      Must’ve been Truck’Kun

    • @famous-monkey
      @famous-monkey Před rokem +31

      you've got to remember that a diamond is yeah very hard but it is not tough at all it can be easily broken well not maybe but pretty easy so don't forget that next time you say something like this btw I learned this when I was like 5 from whatever theory/ mat pat and yes I am young at least right now btw I'm not telling you my age obviously because that's private

    • @boloblade2
      @boloblade2 Před rokem +12

      Steel is stronger than diamond and can bend when hit while diamonds shatter upon getting impacted like that.

  • @trescribe1
    @trescribe1 Před 3 lety +1905

    Pixar lamp when it sees the letter I :

  • @lightsidesoul
    @lightsidesoul Před 3 lety +746

    The funniest thing about this attack is the fact that DIO either knew where he could find a steam roller on short notice, or he plants them all over the city of Cairo so he can have a crazy attack.

    • @madinahussein1372
      @madinahussein1372 Před 3 lety +44

      But it took him 7 secs to get a road rollerp

    • @Sadnessiuseless
      @Sadnessiuseless Před 3 lety +3

      @@madinahussein1372 vampire speed

    • @Jack574.
      @Jack574. Před rokem +3

      @@madinahussein1372 Faster that it’d take either of us to find a roller coaster and throw it at someone

  • @DTheAustralian
    @DTheAustralian Před 7 měsíci +145

    the best part is that it's as random in context as it is out, he really does just whip out a fucking road roller out of nowhere lmao

    • @techno8229
      @techno8229 Před 6 měsíci +9

      that's literally the reason i came back to this video lmao

  • @noobie124
    @noobie124 Před 7 měsíci +142

    "Haha you flinched! "
    What bro was throwing at me:

  • @theogone9460
    @theogone9460 Před 4 lety +10251

    Just imagine Dio taking his time to find a road roller

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe Před 4 lety +1145

      Dio: *I WILL FLATTEN YOU JOTARO, YOU WILL BE A BLOODY STAIN ON THE ROAD*
      Also Dio: a road roller will be appropriate for this, I think I saw one a few blocks away, I’m glad they are fixing that old road lots of potholes.

    • @marcushernandez4521
      @marcushernandez4521 Před 4 lety +120

      ROAd Roller DA

    • @chickenbox1103
      @chickenbox1103 Před 3 lety +41

      Lol

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 Před 3 lety +124

      In seven seconds.

    • @ozlemerdogan2
      @ozlemerdogan2 Před 3 lety +70

      Mr. Rice *Im never financially recovering from this*

  • @domekanov4681
    @domekanov4681 Před 3 lety +215

    imagine how much fun this scene was to voice record

  • @overforker2623
    @overforker2623 Před 2 měsíci +73

    “He dropped a fucking road roller on him, then got punched in the shin so hard his fucking soul exploded. Most bizarre shit I’ve ever seen.”

  • @siomai6739
    @siomai6739 Před rokem +62

    After this anime I can never take road rollers seriously every time i saw one

  • @ConcealedWeaponry
    @ConcealedWeaponry Před 4 lety +12600

    Jotaro: *Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me*

    • @ConcealedWeaponry
      @ConcealedWeaponry Před 4 lety +323

      @Fenix is a guy on the internet that's literally what Za wardo means in English

    • @fernandocortez1783
      @fernandocortez1783 Před 4 lety +114

      This is extremely sly tho

    • @twiphe4375
      @twiphe4375 Před 4 lety +71

      Somebody once told me, *Berd was gonna steal a comment.*

    • @jobro1957
      @jobro1957 Před 4 lety +56

      @@twiphe4375 When you replied that you forgot that you stole a reply

    • @pyrophobia133
      @pyrophobia133 Před 4 lety +33

      I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

  • @highprice6939
    @highprice6939 Před 5 lety +296

    So Dio stopped time, flew away, grabbed a steamroller, flew above Jotaro, and slammed it onto him. This is why I love this show

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D Před 5 lety +32

      In just *9* *seconds*

    • @airbornezombie7655
      @airbornezombie7655 Před 5 lety +15

      @@D00DM00D 7 actually

    • @kyurenga4665
      @kyurenga4665 Před 5 lety +3

      he can summon it thats his main ability lol

    • @nahemiasalbo5927
      @nahemiasalbo5927 Před 5 lety +8

      @@kyurenga4665 thats johnatan's stand [ STEAMROLLER ]
      Power: C
      Range: E
      Durability: A
      Precition: B
      Potential: C

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 Před 5 lety +7

      @@nahemiasalbo5927 Dio actually can use Jonathan's stand. It was the hermit purple like stand he used for a spirit photograph. Seems that is the default stand of hamon users

  • @pepino4203
    @pepino4203 Před 7 dny +19

    the fact it took dio only 7 seconds to find a ROAD ROLLER is genuinely impressive

  • @Harmonica821
    @Harmonica821 Před 3 měsíci +57

    I would like to remind people that this is the final showdown of the part.

  • @blankstare71
    @blankstare71 Před 4 lety +791

    Imagine how fast he was to get a road roller and bring it back in 7 seconds

    • @EE-wx3qg
      @EE-wx3qg Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @zombie.200
      @zombie.200 Před 4 lety +91

      7 seconds in the jojo universe is 2 minutes

    • @dethmemed
      @dethmemed Před 3 lety +4

      zombie you mean any anime?

    • @zombie.200
      @zombie.200 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dethmemed jojo only

    • @someangrypotato7197
      @someangrypotato7197 Před 3 lety +26

      Lol he’s just desperately trying to find something, “aw damnit where’s something I can throw at Jotaro oh GODDAMNIT- hey look a road roller.”

  • @vibexwolf3144
    @vibexwolf3144 Před 4 lety +397

    0:10 What the dinosaurs actually saw before they all died

  • @albertopicone9393
    @albertopicone9393 Před rokem +66

    The fact that he unnecessarily said road roller IN ENGLISH while smashing him with a road roller is the reason why Dip Brando is the ultimate meme lord

  • @exceed344
    @exceed344 Před 5 dny +20

    Admit it, this isn't your first time here...

  • @zombossin
    @zombossin Před 3 lety +665

    E confirmed?

    • @yets0
      @yets0 Před 3 lety +13

      Law degree?

    • @zombossin
      @zombossin Před 3 lety +11

      yes...

    • @zombossin
      @zombossin Před 3 lety +9

      law degree...

    • @NothingDaThing
      @NothingDaThing Před 3 lety +44

      @@yets0 yes he wanted to become a mother fricking lawyer in phantom blood

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 3 lety +6

      @@NothingDaThing well he didn’t want to become a lawyer but he got a degree

  • @Shetty404
    @Shetty404 Před 3 lety +248

    0:12 That sounds effect of the road roller hitting JoJo is so good, it sent shivers down my spine.

    • @rexzark5555
      @rexzark5555 Před 3 lety +8

      I can't feel my spine

    • @kerai7711
      @kerai7711 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rexzark5555 this is definitely me when road roller😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🚜🚜🚜🚜

  • @carlo.489
    @carlo.489 Před 3 měsíci +75

    Every time my brother’s asleep and I have to wake him up, I blast this video at full volume and punch the pillow on him repeatedly

  • @EHH246
    @EHH246 Před 2 lety +36

    Construction Worker: (to Supervisor) I keep telling you, the steamroller just disappeared right in front of my eyes! I don't know how it ended up on the bridge all banged up!

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 Před 4 lety +751

    I don't know what's more funny, the fact that Dio spent 7 seconds to find a road roller to beat the shit out of Jotaro or him screaming *"ROAD ROLLER DA"*

  • @moodyblues510
    @moodyblues510 Před 2 lety +426

    Honestly as much as people meme this it’s actually pretty smart move on DIOs end the road roller would act as a buffer between him and jotaro allowing him to attack jotaro as much as he wants without being open to a counter attack plus it’s overwhelming having to deal with the road roller DIO and The World all at the same time honestly pretty strategic move

  • @wokeuplikedis1500
    @wokeuplikedis1500 Před rokem +37

    One of the most outrageous attacks in anime

  • @galazy_x1261
    @galazy_x1261 Před rokem +36

    A small but pretty cool detail in 0:45 where you could see when Jotaro stops time on the 9 second mark (Open captions)

  • @Animentary
    @Animentary Před 4 lety +914

    This is why jojo is the best anime ever created. He could literally attack him with a knife or a punch or whatever, but in the middle of the battle he went to find a road roller to crush him with it. GOD I LOVE JOJO

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro Před 4 lety +99

      Construction worker: "I'm sorry, you what?"
      DIO: "It's a long story, but I just need this right now."

    • @The_Instigator77
      @The_Instigator77 Před 4 lety +27

      You forgot the most important thing. Incest milf vampire story

    • @moisessaunders947
      @moisessaunders947 Před 4 lety +20

      Jojo’s is a masterpiece

    • @bobthemexican8192
      @bobthemexican8192 Před 4 lety +62

      That was actually a pretty smart move. If you pay attention to the fight before, you can see that DIO is actually afraid of engaging Jotaro in close quarters combat, because Star Platinum matches The World's strenght and can easily kill DIO or severy wound him with a single punch (like he crushed his head before DIO sucked Joseph's blood out). Road roller here serves two purposes here - to distance DIO from Star Platinum's range and to crush Jotaro with its weight.

    • @moisessaunders947
      @moisessaunders947 Před 4 lety +5

      Bob the Mexican yeah man

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 Před 5 lety +279

    Imagine being some random construction worker doing overtime and suddenly your road roller flies away and these two buff dudes in strange clothing start punching it while yelling absolute nonsense

    • @amon7119
      @amon7119 Před 5 lety +51

      They're in stopped time

    • @mac1991seth
      @mac1991seth Před 5 lety +94

      @@amon7119 That's even better. You're chilling out on the construction site and suddenly your road roller disappears, only to be found X blocks away, messed up beyond repair.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 Před 5 lety +11

      And you're just kinda hanging in the air for a couple seconds before falling as it disappears from around you

    • @twiphe4375
      @twiphe4375 Před 4 lety +2

      @@strionic770 or you're still literally in the road roller, but a gay vampire killed you in stopped time.

  • @gam30ver23
    @gam30ver23 Před 4 měsíci +80

    Jotaro was woundering what bro was charging up (kamehameha? Resengan?) nah fly over to a fucking construction site and find a steam roadroller and throw it at him

  • @megapizzaplex-
    @megapizzaplex- Před měsícem +59

    the voice actors went CRAAAZY in this scene

  • @d.rochelle9576
    @d.rochelle9576 Před 4 lety +280

    Me at 17: Having to do college, and pay debt.
    Jotaro at 17:

    • @searchfilters
      @searchfilters Před 4 lety +24

      finish college at 17?

    • @grug2713
      @grug2713 Před 3 lety +1

      @@searchfilters he said do are you dumb

    • @socksboii3848
      @socksboii3848 Před 2 lety +1

      @@someangrypotato7197 not in England. They go to college at 16. How do I know? Well I just watched Tommyinnit talking about him going to college at 16

    • @itzrobinhere9797
      @itzrobinhere9797 Před 2 lety +1

      Jotaro at 17: has a “fun” adventure

  • @spongewart607
    @spongewart607 Před 3 lety +618

    My question is how did DIO find a frickin' steam roller in 7 seconds?

    • @sekirosage3976
      @sekirosage3976 Před 3 lety +106

      It’s Jojo’s anything bizarre can happen

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 3 lety +56

      @@sekirosage3976 Especially on an adventure

    • @myskrillaa
      @myskrillaa Před 3 lety +57

      it’s not a stream roller, it is a ROAD ROLLA DA

    • @jkjkjkssb270
      @jkjkjkssb270 Před 3 lety +9

      In JoJo : 7 second= 10 minutes

    • @zagoat9384
      @zagoat9384 Před 3 lety +6

      Its a damn cartoon, now shut up
      - Every Mother in the world

  • @crownlessking6436
    @crownlessking6436 Před 2 lety +37

    The greatest weapon in anime history

  • @DrTrayCreeper
    @DrTrayCreeper Před 10 měsíci +31

    I imagine around "5 seconds have passed" Dio is getting really stressed because he cant find a road roller anywhere.

  • @kingcrimson201
    @kingcrimson201 Před 7 lety +132

    Love how he screams it like it's some sort of secret technique. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zero60133
      @Zero60133 Před 7 lety +24

      That's what makes it so funny and awesome.

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 Před 6 lety +2

      Maybe dio already use it before i cant Believe just pick the first heavy thing he saw.

    • @japaneseambassador3562
      @japaneseambassador3562 Před 6 lety +10

      Dio: "Shit, I only have two seconds left..." *Looks at the steam roller in slow motion.*
      *A fraction of a second later.*
      "IMPROVISATION DAAAAA!!!!"

  • @CWojcieszak
    @CWojcieszak Před 7 lety +361

    Somebody should have told Jotaro the world was gonna roll him.

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u Před 7 lety +32

      and they won't stop comin, and they won't stop comin, and they won't stop comin, and they won't stop comin'....

    • @bakpao653
      @bakpao653 Před 7 lety +35

      He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed....

    • @Kingjustin1019
      @Kingjustin1019 Před 7 lety +3

      ZA WAURDO was gonna ROAD ROLLA DA him anyway.

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 Před 2 lety +44

    This is badass
    Stupid
    Awesome
    And just so Jojo

  • @Squid_kid632
    @Squid_kid632 Před 4 lety +365

    Let's all agree that this scene is ridiculous in the best way possible

    • @rebel4life449
      @rebel4life449 Před 4 lety +30

      It doesn’t get any more extra than trying to crush your enemy to death with a steam roller!!! XD

    • @NorielBenMiel
      @NorielBenMiel Před 4 lety +22

      @@rebel4life449 *Road Roller Da

    • @MOARELDENRING
      @MOARELDENRING Před 4 lety +19

      Well it IS a BIZZARE adventure...

    • @cun9172
      @cun9172 Před 3 lety +7

      I was about to like but theres 69 likes dont wanna ruin it

    • @someangrypotato7197
      @someangrypotato7197 Před 3 lety +10

      It’s even better since DIO sound literally so excited like “DAMN IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOLER WITH A ROAD ROLLER THIS IS GONNA’ BE GOOD!”

  • @telepmor878
    @telepmor878 Před 3 lety +188

    Imagine a person being in the road roller while all that is happening.

    • @landonhalloween4586
      @landonhalloween4586 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @x.sapphireanimelover.x
      @x.sapphireanimelover.x Před 3 lety +6

      Time is stopped they can't see it

    • @s.a.o9816
      @s.a.o9816 Před 3 lety +21

      @@x.sapphireanimelover.x well exactly they would find themselves upside down multiple blocks away from their initial position with blood underneath and two buff dudes fighting

    • @Spower2.0
      @Spower2.0 Před 3 lety +5

      He would have been stuck between
      *MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!*
      And
      *ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*

    • @mr_box1264
      @mr_box1264 Před 3 lety +2

      Maybe DIO already yeet him

  • @aol8166
    @aol8166 Před 2 lety +22

    I love how he name's it as a new attack lol

  • @volnus2251
    @volnus2251 Před 2 lety +31

    Araki looked out of his window, saw a road roller working on the street road. I believe Thats how he came up with this lmao

  • @queo4733
    @queo4733 Před 4 lety +294

    Jotaro: *defeats Dio*
    Kars: floating endlessly in space

  • @vulkanxl
    @vulkanxl Před 6 lety +109

    The road roller was his actual stand. The world was just a disguise. The colors match up.

  • @cryinghydrogen8443
    @cryinghydrogen8443 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Takehito Koyasu's voice is LEGENDARY!

  • @demiurge2763
    @demiurge2763 Před 2 lety +27

    The road roller is the real champ for withstanding all of those punches.

  • @SkurVux
    @SkurVux Před 4 lety +388

    Sometimes I wonder what goes on in dios mind like he stops time a couple seconds just to get a road roller

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 Před 4 lety +81

      His goals are beyond your understanding

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 4 lety +22

      He Just wanted something really heavy to smash jotaro with

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 Před 4 lety +30

      He searches for something big, goes back to Jotaro to announce the time passed, goes back to searching something, and there it is a ROAD ROLLER

  • @es10_
    @es10_ Před 2 lety +119

    Imagine being a construction worker, Building a road, then your road roller suddenly vanishes, Then you have to explain it to the contractor

    • @vmp.0
      @vmp.0 Před 2 lety +10

      Lmao dude

    • @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386
      @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 Před 2 lety +26

      "What do you fucking mean it just *disappeared* ??"
      "I swear boss, it just vanished!"
      A few hours later and they are still confused as fuck about how in the hell their Road Roller managed to crash in a bridge.

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 Před 2 lety +1

      Then you see on the news that it was suddenly in the middle of a road.

  • @ericaugusto4296
    @ericaugusto4296 Před 2 měsíci +38

    So Dio pulls a road roller outta nowhere and transform into an attack. This is the most random but awesome attack ever. Damn!

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Před měsícem +4

      At least in the manga, it was shown there's a construction work nearby

  • @Somersalsa
    @Somersalsa Před 3 měsíci +57

    0:33 my GOD those screams are so well delivered Takehito Koyasu truly is one of the most legendary voice actors ever

  • @futuf2265
    @futuf2265 Před 6 lety +316

    Dio - Teacher
    Road Roller - Surprise Exam
    Jotaro - Me

    • @user-op9qj5sb6t
      @user-op9qj5sb6t Před 6 lety +19

      Futuf star platinum - internet in my phone.
      Za warudo - low internet traffic.

    • @lynk172
      @lynk172 Před 6 lety +11

      0:22

    • @toxikk5393
      @toxikk5393 Před 5 lety +2

      Do u kill teachers after exams?

    • @BasedHabibi
      @BasedHabibi Před 5 lety

      @@toxikk5393 lmaooo

  • @kharllouf1847
    @kharllouf1847 Před 4 lety +631

    This fight is incredible.
    It makes absolutely no sense, but it's incredible.

    • @RennnyWHAT
      @RennnyWHAT Před 4 lety +18

      Thats what makes it good xDD

    • @Red-Rocket221
      @Red-Rocket221 Před 4 lety +2

      No sense?

    • @jevd1770
      @jevd1770 Před 4 lety +21

      @@Red-Rocket221 Regardless of syfy powers, the laws of physics are broken like shards of glass.

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 Před 4 lety +31

      @@Red-Rocket221 DIO and Jotaro randomly gets the ability to fly in the early and middle of the match

    • @Red-Rocket221
      @Red-Rocket221 Před 4 lety +3

      Dioxide but he never flew, if you pay attention you can see star platinum punch the ground and stuff

  • @Kazuhira2249
    @Kazuhira2249 Před 2 lety +23

    I just love how their punches sound like a goddam bomb going off

  • @joegover9452
    @joegover9452 Před 7 měsíci +28

    Dio- "The automobile is a great invention, when I was a kid there where horse carrages."
    Also Dio- "ROAD ROLLA DA!"

  • @daveTHEdirty
    @daveTHEdirty Před 5 lety +71

    I think the best part about this scene is how he screams it like it was a practiced technique

  • @thegamerjarod2469
    @thegamerjarod2469 Před 5 lety +157

    Jojo:"Somebody Once told Me The World Was Gona Roll me."

    • @vaclavbastl500
      @vaclavbastl500 Před 5 lety +6

      That is more accurate than it should...

    • @haaslegato
      @haaslegato Před 5 lety +4

      HOLY FUCK THATS GOOD

    • @trees1922
      @trees1922 Před 5 lety +4

      “The world”
      “Roll me”

    • @isausage6866
      @isausage6866 Před 4 lety +1

      This is underrated!!!

    • @twiphe4375
      @twiphe4375 Před 4 lety +1

      Probably one of the most creative jokes I've ever seen...

  • @jawaherimohammed7955
    @jawaherimohammed7955 Před 7 měsíci +25

    The raw enwrgy in this scene is unreal

  • @HahahaTryAgain
    @HahahaTryAgain Před 2 lety +24

    The fact that he was elbowing it and not actually punching it is such a Chad move

  • @serbiandude4213
    @serbiandude4213 Před 3 lety +209

    0:10 :how teachers give homeworks

  • @kibordplays6109
    @kibordplays6109 Před 5 lety +621

    “Mature Blonde guy absolutely pounds barely legal teen on a bridge”

  • @ericfisher9513
    @ericfisher9513 Před rokem +72

    i can just imagine dio looking at the steam roller and smiling saying oh he gonna love this!!!

    • @videocee
      @videocee Před rokem +1

      Lmao
      Awesome profile pic

  • @ValkynShade
    @ValkynShade Před rokem +32

    i swear even when you watched this with context, you're baffled at how fucking random Jojo is

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Před rokem +5

      What even is the context of a two stupidly jacked men in ridiculous clothes and one grabbing a steam roller and slamming it on top of the other

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 Před rokem +2

      @@rusty7984 ok I might have a simplified way to explain, the blond one with the lipstick starts a rivalry with the other one’s great grandpa to steal all there wealth because his upbringing made him a psychopath that hates Ritch people,
      Uh he becomes a vampire and gets his head cut off, then his severed head grows tentacles and decapitates the black haired ones grandpa and steals the black haired ones great grandpas body,
      Two generations later dio has the ability to summon this muscular ghost that can stop time and everyone in his blood line know has superpowers
      Since he has black haired guys grandpas body that includes black haired guy’s family so black haired guy and his friends go on a journey to stop blond guy because blond guy poisoned black haired guys mom and he needs to kill dio to stop her from dieing and he also needs to stop blind guy from sucking a bunch of peoples blood and killing them cause he’s a vampire and concurring the world and stuff cause he wants that to.
      I thought I would be able to simplify into one sentence dang it

  • @ZeldaEd123
    @ZeldaEd123 Před 7 lety +208

    Be honest, you can't see a steamroller anymore without shouting that.

    • @adre5283
      @adre5283 Před 6 lety +15

      zeldaed123 IKR out my school there doing construction and theres a road roller 😂i could not stop thinking a Dio just on it hitting it lol

    • @user-or8ql3fe5v
      @user-or8ql3fe5v Před 5 lety +6

      Of course not.

  • @duckfilms5812
    @duckfilms5812 Před 6 lety +158

    Only in Jojo's does something ridiculous become an intense moment

    • @cerberustamer
      @cerberustamer Před 6 lety +24

      duck films I believe you mean B I Z A R R E

    • @duckfilms5812
      @duckfilms5812 Před 6 lety +24

      Metalodon my bad, this is Jojo's B I Z Z A R R E Adventure

  • @Reyydoesnotend
    @Reyydoesnotend Před 2 měsíci +54

    ROAD ROLLER DA WRYYYYYYYYY MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!

    • @Duzk7
      @Duzk7 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @JaxonLake953
      @JaxonLake953 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'll smash you flat!

  • @_elfiera_
    @_elfiera_ Před 2 lety +41

    I don’t get why people criticize this anime a lot… This is a Master Piece 🥶🔥🌶

  • @e.b9996
    @e.b9996 Před 5 lety +523

    Imagine being such a badass that you stop time during a fight and get a road roller just because you can.

    • @airbornezombie7655
      @airbornezombie7655 Před 5 lety +22

      Imagine being such a badass u punch it away?

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 Před 5 lety +26

      Its not dumb DIO has a high risk of getting his ass kicked if he fought head on and using a road roller will guarantee his victory if Jotaro can't stop time

    • @bonj214
      @bonj214 Před 5 lety

      Sounds like Tuesday to me

    • @fortnitebanana9634
      @fortnitebanana9634 Před 4 lety

      Mista Hunter I mean, considering he has like a million knives AND laser beams, it was pretty dumb.

  • @dima_briefel
    @dima_briefel Před 3 lety +86

    0:25 Turn in 2x and relax

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel Před 3 lety +6

      DADADDADADADADADADADDADADADADDADADADADDADADADADAADDADADADADADADADADADDADADDADASDADADADADADADDA
      *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
      DADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADA

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel Před 3 lety

      @@Heebeej *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @breakind0wnigga
    @breakind0wnigga Před 2 lety +30

    "Dude, I'm deadass! This dude really stopped time just so he could bring a bulldozer to a fistfight"

    • @TheGhostofSparta9
      @TheGhostofSparta9 Před 2 lety +4

      its a road roller bro cmon he litterally screams what it is

    • @yontbg1581
      @yontbg1581 Před 2 lety

      Bruh a bulldozer? Read the video title

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 Před 2 lety +41

    "Seven seconds have passed" seven seconds into the video

  • @youtb-user
    @youtb-user Před 3 lety +663

    Actually DIO could defeat Jotaro if he use that whole 7 seconds to beat up Jotaro instead of lookin' for a road roller

    • @Frightmarelordofthenightmares
      @Frightmarelordofthenightmares Před 3 lety +66

      Then he would be in ORA ORA range so he used the road rollar to block it

    • @youtb-user
      @youtb-user Před 3 lety +33

      @@Frightmarelordofthenightmares Jotaro can only move for 2-3 seconds within stop time

    • @Frightmarelordofthenightmares
      @Frightmarelordofthenightmares Před 3 lety +33

      @@youtb-user still

    • @datpisidukmv2819
      @datpisidukmv2819 Před 3 lety +54

      @@youtb-user He was able to punch a hole in dio's stomach in one second, so three seconds and dio's a goner if he was in ora ora range

    • @JS-bl8fn
      @JS-bl8fn Před 3 lety +47

      I think people fail to realize, at the end of the fight star platinum was way faster and stronger than The World,in the last episode when they exchange punches SP always comes on top, so in those 2-3 second Jotaro could easily beat Dio

  • @GinKoSenseiorKuro
    @GinKoSenseiorKuro Před 7 lety +131

    I like how he screams Road Rolla as if it's some sort of special attack

    • @giuseppepentangelo1521
      @giuseppepentangelo1521 Před 7 lety +32

      Tsuki Aura in fact,It's a special attack

    • @MCDMarsgodihatehandles
      @MCDMarsgodihatehandles Před 7 lety +13

      Yeah, he's got it as a super in the arcade fighting game

    • @lofnforseti8447
      @lofnforseti8447 Před 7 lety +13

      Not just the arcade fighting game, it's in the All-Star Battle, disappointed it isn't in Eyes of Heaven though. Would Road Roller Johnny on a horse.

    • @cuentaabandonada9849
      @cuentaabandonada9849 Před 7 lety +5

      id pay a million dollars to see that

  • @Eclipsor767
    @Eclipsor767 Před 4 měsíci +47

    bro didn’t find the road roller it spawned💀

  • @SuleimanPS
    @SuleimanPS Před rokem +43

    "Hey Bob"
    "Eh?"
    "Where did our Road roller go, we still haven't finished"
    "Uhhhh, you know, the flying bi vampire took it"
    "The WHAT?

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark Před 4 lety +89

    0:33 that is HANDS DOWN the best VA I've ever heard. Jesus

  • @Ragga-br6sr
    @Ragga-br6sr Před 4 lety +151

    The most random moment in anime history

    • @vanllia8
      @vanllia8 Před 3 lety +13

      The second will be when goku defult dances on top of all for ones body in the middle of the ocean

    • @Ragga-br6sr
      @Ragga-br6sr Před 3 lety +8

      @@vanllia8 i just had that CRISPY image in my head

    • @morenove5882
      @morenove5882 Před 3 lety +1

      @@vanllia8 sounds like torture dance

  • @Visxyia
    @Visxyia Před rokem +39

    If you watch closely Dio actually uses his elbows to barrage

    • @Bendy785
      @Bendy785 Před rokem

      See I thought that was a well known fact

  • @MetaNiteFM
    @MetaNiteFM Před rokem +30

    I know it’s kinda funny this fight ends with a steam roller but imagine how terrifying that actually had to have been for Jotaro, especially with Dio cackling like a fucking demon over him

  • @moisesfreire6408
    @moisesfreire6408 Před 2 lety +98

    Dio's voice actor give his all in the last two episodes. Like, the man scream his soul out for Dio. Kudos.

    • @alanciafana6238
      @alanciafana6238 Před 2 lety

      what about this dios voice czcams.com/video/5-VDF8UtiCY/video.html

  • @anthonyaiello2098
    @anthonyaiello2098 Před 5 lety +85

    I have to give props to DIO, Jotaro probably didn't expect him to throw a fucking steamroller at him in the middle of the fight.

  • @Teri866
    @Teri866 Před 2 lety +25

    0:25 I like to watch this part on 144p

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 Před 2 lety +31

    You've been hit by
    You've been struck by
    0:10

  • @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007

    0:03 "Six seconds have passed"
    0:07 "Seven seconds have passed"
    0:34 "Eight seconds have passed"
    0:47 "Nine seconds have passed"

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před 6 lety +15

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa Před 5 lety +6

      *Good job Araki.....he doesn't know time*

  • @WaluigisWharadise
    @WaluigisWharadise Před 4 lety +140

    Unpaved roads: *exist*
    Construction workers: 0:10

    • @coolps321
      @coolps321 Před 4 lety

      😂 Why did I laugh so much at this stolen comment

    • @ngrjordi2352
      @ngrjordi2352 Před 4 lety +6

      Why did people always said stolen comment? What's wrong with that? ARE THERE ANY COPYRIGHT FOR COMMENTING ON CZcams?

    • @gamersfun98
      @gamersfun98 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ngrjordi2352 THANK YOU

    • @ngrjordi2352
      @ngrjordi2352 Před 4 lety

      @@gamersfun98 you're welcome

  • @Lightnatural
    @Lightnatural Před rokem +34

    0:33 incredible voice acting, gave me chills everytime.

  • @Omnisgamer32
    @Omnisgamer32 Před 3 dny +20

    0:25 when i find that one fly

  • @Pablo-vm5eh
    @Pablo-vm5eh Před 3 lety +640

    Me:throws a peanut at my younger brother
    How he explains it to mom:

  • @user-sj8xt5lt8l
    @user-sj8xt5lt8l Před 4 lety +122

    Dio = Disney.
    Road Roller = Star Wars Rise of Skywalker.
    Jotaro = Star Wars fans.

  • @DomOfSin666
    @DomOfSin666 Před 5 měsíci +48

    0:14 one of the only moments where Jotaro shows real fear. This and the knives definitley gave him some PTSD

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack Před 5 měsíci +10

      We know for a fact the knives gave him PTSD, the Part 6 dub had him screaming his fucking lungs out.

    • @Grievous_Nix
      @Grievous_Nix Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@GlitchanBlackalso, if we remember that one time Kira called him useless AND talked about the time on his watch…

  • @naterivers6107
    @naterivers6107 Před 2 lety +24

    The single most memeable minute in all of anime.

  • @orangejoe4999
    @orangejoe4999 Před 5 lety +52

    I wish I watched this show before seeing all the memes. The utter shock from seeing someone pull out a steam roller in the middle of a fight would generate enough hype to power at least one city block in NYC for an hour.

    • @diogo3535
      @diogo3535 Před 4 lety

      *I've only saw the "Kono Dio Da" and i later watched the anime, and... my reaction to this was: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK? *LMFAO**

  • @Ammi553
    @Ammi553 Před 6 lety +138

    Somebody once told me The World is gonna roll me...

    • @geradrum
      @geradrum Před 6 lety +8

      I aint a stongest stand in a creeew.
      I was looking kinda dumb with a giant fuckin wound in a shape of an O on my bellyyy

    • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
      @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 Před 6 lety +3

      Joseph Joestar And the road roller das don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. They just- they just keep on crushing.

    • @sunsingerwarlock7152
      @sunsingerwarlock7152 Před 6 lety

      omg😂😂😂

    • @user-fh9mf2hk6j
      @user-fh9mf2hk6j Před 6 lety

      Nice one!

  • @Menen254
    @Menen254 Před 6 měsíci +22

    best finishing move in all of anime history

    • @brainless_furry
      @brainless_furry Před 5 měsíci +8

      people still watching this after 8 years is amazing

  • @rusty7984
    @rusty7984 Před rokem +95

    Can someone explain the context of two stupidly jacked men dressed in ridiculous clothes and one grabbing a steamroller and smashing it into the other one

    • @pureterror6218
      @pureterror6218 Před rokem +36

      It makes just as much sense with context.

    • @EdwardENigma-cg3kt
      @EdwardENigma-cg3kt Před rokem +50

      So basically some buff Aztec super vampires made a mask that turns people into regular vampires which they eat. The main buff Aztec wants to use a magic red stone and fill it with sunlight so he will become god and can walk in the sun. But we’ll come back to them. So there’s this British dude and his wife and they get into an accident. Some hobo saves their lives and as a result they are in his debt. Later on the hobo has a son and on his deathbed tells his son to live with the British dude who is rich. British guys son has beef with hobos son because hobo son is a bitch and possibly gay. Some shenanigans happened and the hobo kid gets his hand on the vampire mask and becomes a vampire. British dude is killed by hobo son and British dude son(now extremely buff) vows to get revenge after almost dying and seemingly killing hobo son. Saucy man with mustache appears and offers to teach British son vampire killing karate. Some shenanigans happen and British son eventually kills hobo son. Except hobo son is not dead(again) and he kills and takes British son body while he and his wife are on a cruise. However hobo son is trapped in a coffin underwater and British son’s wife escapes while pregnant and while holding a kid floating in a coffin in the ocean. Some shenanigans happen and British son great grandkid (we’ll call him Deadpool) is an adult. Some more shenanigans happen and Deadpool, his friend, his mom(the baby that British son’s wife was holding when she escaped on the coffin that was not hobo son coffin), and some nazis defeat the lead Aztec super vampire through shenanigans, vampire killing karate, a volcano and space itself. Some time passes and Deadpool’s daughter who well call milf has a kid who we’ll call Tupac. Tupac is in jail and when Deadpool and Milf tries to get him out he refuses saying he is possessed by a ghost. Some shenanigans happen and it turns out Deadpool, milf, Tupac, and Deadpool’s Egyptian friend have ghost companions with different powers. It is revealed hobo son is not dead and that his very presence is causing the manifestation of ghosts in people. Milf’s ghost is killing her and thus Tupac, Deadpool, Egyptian, and many other wacky characters get into shenanigans. After many shenanigans later they find hobo son in Egypt and fight him. Some people die and it is revealed that hobo son’s ghost and Tupac’s ghost can both punch hard and stop time. This culminates into a scene where hobo son wants to kill Tupac stopped and Tupac due to his inferior time stop abilities has to wait for the right moment to counterattack. Thus, to bamboozle tupac hobo son drops a heckin steamroller on tupac and forces him to counterattack and engage in a rowdy bout of bunching a steamroller to potentially decide the fate of the world. TLDR: just watch jjba part 1,2,3 but really fast.

    • @solo8419
      @solo8419 Před rokem +10

      @@EdwardENigma-cg3kt I’m glad I understand all of this lol

    • @Deit_Elysieu_son_ein
      @Deit_Elysieu_son_ein Před rokem +7

      ​@@EdwardENigma-cg3kt Shenanigans happened

    • @Ramen117
      @Ramen117 Před rokem

      It’s hard to explain.

  • @esponjateo5900
    @esponjateo5900 Před 4 lety +87

    how to stop bully
    google: tell teacher
    bing:

  • @FuriousRhymesT
    @FuriousRhymesT Před 4 lety +64

    Man straight up brings a fucking road roller to a fight

  • @VERGILGASM
    @VERGILGASM Před rokem +14

    I love how you can see the colors return when a dust cloud rises, and then everything goes gray again, and the cloud stops, signifying that time stopped again, but this time because of Jotaro.

  • @stungeek
    @stungeek Před 2 lety +16

    i like the attention to detail
    for example; when jotaro gets “crushed” and DIOs time stop ends, you can see the smoke from the road roller stop from where jotaro stops time

  • @ellienixon3437
    @ellienixon3437 Před 5 lety +100

    0:18
    *mash X to not die*

    • @gilang26060
      @gilang26060 Před 5 lety +2

      Ellie Nixon kingdom heart 2 final boss final phase lol