If The World was actually in real time

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  • čas přidán 21. 10. 2020
  • Author: 岑寂轮回
    Source: www.bilibili.com/video/BV18Z4...
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  • @kekyoin1148
    @kekyoin1148  Před 8 měsíci +352

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    • @lakimbo
      @lakimbo Před 7 měsíci +15

      no

    • @WiktorKazmierczak-bg5rm
      @WiktorKazmierczak-bg5rm Před 5 měsíci +8

      But yes Dio can stop times only for 5 second
      But... When times is stopped times stop
      So 5 second actually can be 10 minutes

    • @user-yu7zt6nk1j
      @user-yu7zt6nk1j Před 3 měsíci +2

      気になったんだけどkakyoinじゃなくてkekyoinなのには何か意味があるの?

  • @snoips2921
    @snoips2921 Před 3 lety +31848

    "- Removed a glitch where DIO's Time Stop could last as long as a dialogue is played."

    • @moment-zj5qt
      @moment-zj5qt Před 3 lety +3411

      -Increased 20 meter radius of the emerald splash to 25
      -Buffed Killer Queen by adding Bites The Dust skill
      -Greatly decreased base intelligence stat for The Hand

    • @ValiTheSaltMan
      @ValiTheSaltMan Před 3 lety +1347

      @@moment-zj5qt -increased Jotaro damage from 50% death to 200% death

    • @qra7024
      @qra7024 Před 3 lety +1233

      -Patched a glitch where Jotaro could stop time for 5 seconds.

    • @lusian4758
      @lusian4758 Před 3 lety +959

      - Buffed Rohan by letting him draw in the air

    • @ValiTheSaltMan
      @ValiTheSaltMan Před 3 lety +689

      -Kakion can now be reused

  • @tacop7824
    @tacop7824 Před 3 lety +2339

    *Earth's Balance Changes:*
    -Nerfed hamon
    -Nerfed vampires resistance
    -Nerfed time stopping abilities

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 Před 3 lety +105

      - GoldenExperience Requiem patched out
      - GER patched back in
      - Programmer in purgatory

    • @xjeremygh1552
      @xjeremygh1552 Před 3 lety +22

      @@paperbackwriter1111 more like data reset

    • @gatorpog9752
      @gatorpog9752 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Matthew-gj6jf update : deleted game and working on a second version with no vampires no hamon and no time stoping

    • @minhpn5711
      @minhpn5711 Před 3 lety +14

      Nerf muscle growth.
      Buff lip size

    • @VoibbleLunchbox
      @VoibbleLunchbox Před 3 lety +24

      -Removed Diavolo
      -Removed Diavolo
      -Removed Diavolo
      -Removed Diavolo

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella Před rokem +3704

    Dio flying in a T-pose while being mangled to pieces screaming about how he's won will never not be fucking hilarious.

    • @megalucario4909
      @megalucario4909 Před rokem +14

      Lol

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 Před rokem +145

      *”I’M BLEEDING! THAT MEANS I’VE WON!”*

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 Před rokem +28

      Why is the T-pose so funny? Never really thought about how funny this scene looked.

    • @megalucario4909
      @megalucario4909 Před rokem +100

      @@CODA96 Dio flying away across the street, with beaten up so bad, and yet gloating about how all of this is his plan.....this is what is supposed to be funny

    • @Marioguy92
      @Marioguy92 Před rokem +27

      Lol same! I always imagined a what-if situation where he flew passed Joseph, which makes it even funnier. XD

  • @aldovesper1362
    @aldovesper1362 Před rokem +2538

    That one where Dio was laughing so long he wasted his time felt a little _too_ in character.

  • @Hektols
    @Hektols Před 3 lety +6200

    Not only he wastes time talking, his enemies don't even hear his gloating.

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 Před 3 lety +519

      "This is a test."
      *skip*
      "Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnarref?"

    • @gabrielkrone237
      @gabrielkrone237 Před 3 lety +83

      Well.. Jotaro does

    • @WTFproductions0523
      @WTFproductions0523 Před 3 lety +270

      “Did... Did you just skip your own monologue?” - one confused French man.

    • @inkdd1463
      @inkdd1463 Před 3 lety +116

      Dio is just monologuing to himself as a self esteem boost

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 Před 3 lety +58

      His therapist told him it would be good for him after he told him his traumatic past experiences with 'his body'

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od Před 3 lety +8281

    Logic: *exists*
    DIO: we don’t do that here.

    • @alisas2262
      @alisas2262 Před 3 lety +94

      Logic: exists
      Araki:

    • @gustavosanches3454
      @gustavosanches3454 Před 3 lety +45

      I mean, Dio did say more than once that counting how much time passes when he stops time using normal time is a tricky thing and very hard to describe. And that kinda makes sense

    • @slookipos8907
      @slookipos8907 Před 3 lety +11

      @@gustavosanches3454 another person misspelled DIO's name? bruh moment

    • @bobbyxu7704
      @bobbyxu7704 Před 3 lety +6

      @@slookipos8907 Literally no cares cares about a spelling error on the internet. Unless you pick on those for a living then what can i say

    • @Dehydratedoctopus
      @Dehydratedoctopus Před 3 lety +6

      It was once stated that JoJo's has different logic
      From our world
      So I guess that explains it

  • @alanz90
    @alanz90 Před 10 měsíci +855

    I love how Jotaro's 1 second lasts longer than Dio's 5 seconds lol

    • @scottwade1954
      @scottwade1954 Před 4 měsíci +54

      Nah. It just felt like an eternity to Dio.

    • @x3woots
      @x3woots Před 2 měsíci +10

      13 seconds in total

    • @BloxxyMemes
      @BloxxyMemes Před měsícem +11

      5 seconds was around the time he could stop time for (in part 3)
      he could stop time for 1-2 seconds in part 4 because of lacks of training

    • @tyranttensai
      @tyranttensai Před měsícem +9

      @@BloxxyMemesno, it was because he hadn’t stopped time in ten years

    • @BloxxyMemes
      @BloxxyMemes Před měsícem +10

      @@tyranttensai same thing tbh, he didnt train his TS in 10 years

  • @Ammiad
    @Ammiad Před 6 měsíci +670

    I love how 2:27 implies that his failure caused him to just permanently have an aura of sadness around him

    • @bluesyrupgc4224
      @bluesyrupgc4224 Před 2 měsíci +38

      “Dio is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness”

    • @T1DAL-RUSH
      @T1DAL-RUSH Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@bluesyrupgc4224STOP NOT KURAPIKA

    • @user-om2kq9wr9d
      @user-om2kq9wr9d Před 2 měsíci +1

      Poor, poor Dio

    • @daisy12pinkanime85
      @daisy12pinkanime85 Před 22 dny +2

      ​@@T1DAL-RUSH Some parts of Hunter x Hunter really reminded me of Jojo lol

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Před 6 dny

      Jotaro: **ORa!** *I WAS TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR Kars EXTENDED WARRANTY EXPIRING!*

  • @derekg5006
    @derekg5006 Před 3 lety +2367

    Jotaro: *literally just walks away*
    DIO who spent ages looking for a road roller just to miss

    • @ichigokaze7823
      @ichigokaze7823 Před 3 lety +55

      HFTF vibes right there

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 Před 3 lety +30

      What about the construction workers the next day?

    • @scarecrow5848
      @scarecrow5848 Před 3 lety +10

      @@bestpriest2224 they're fine.

    • @MAR19980
      @MAR19980 Před 3 lety +2

      well roadrollers would crush human for sure

    • @errorcode1249
      @errorcode1249 Před 3 lety

      A road roller huh? I've only heard of a roada rolaaaa da

  • @mariogutierrez2961
    @mariogutierrez2961 Před 3 lety +3311

    DIO: Stops time and laughs for 5 seconds
    Jotaro: attacks after 5 seconds
    DIO. N A N I ?!?!?!

  • @asharpiesniffer7553
    @asharpiesniffer7553 Před rokem +1970

    For those who don’t know, the reason why dio’s time stop seems to last longer than it’s supposed to is because araki had so much detail in the original manga that couldn’t be captured in the actual timeframe.

    • @unvato1625
      @unvato1625 Před rokem +296

      Ye, it's hard to represent stopped Time in static drawings

    • @confused4069
      @confused4069 Před rokem +124

      Also we are seeing this from their perspective

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 Před rokem +256

      Nah, it's because talking is a free action

    • @crisscross2844
      @crisscross2844 Před rokem +45

      In universe reason I think is that it’s just for shits and giggles and it’s actually MINUTES not seconds but Im pretty sure that’s wrong

    • @ctts9946
      @ctts9946 Před rokem +71

      @@crisscross2844 if it was minutes pucci… and jotaro would destroy the entire part 4

  • @therosrex5488
    @therosrex5488 Před rokem +7706

    I love the modern adaptation of Jojo, but this makes me think of how well the old OVA handled Dio's timestops. Dude would literally just disappear mid-frame, and pop up somewhere else. The way it was portrayed was legit scary at times.

    • @kirby89000
      @kirby89000 Před rokem +1173

      I often think about how that the ova was the best adaptation of the fight because of how scary dio is portrayed like you say. He moves mid dialogue appearing somewhere else shows he is good with the ability.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Před rokem +487

      Is Dio supposed to be scary, though? He's an over the top, fabulous~, body builder in spandex, with an orange coat and baggy pants, covered in green hearts.

    • @kirby89000
      @kirby89000 Před rokem +740

      @@SakuraAvalon is a creature that feeds on blood whose only weakness is sunlight or the destruction of his physical fighting spirit not inherently scary

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Před rokem +277

      @@kirby89000 In a world where people can catch bullets at point blank range, punch trucks into submission, strike down a guy moving at the speed of light, turn anything into a bomb and heal a person blown up into pieces by punching them rapidly?
      No, not really.

    • @shawnscientifica6689
      @shawnscientifica6689 Před rokem +298

      @@SakuraAvalon Everyone can't do that in Jojo, Jotaro is indeed terrifying to normal people and even to other stand users. He had the strongest and fastest stand up to that point. And it's not like any of this was easy, Jotaro had to go all out to get this fight in his favor and then by sheer luck it was he could also control time or he'd be dead.

  • @danishjordan5081
    @danishjordan5081 Před 3 lety +2459

    Giorno: *Are you winning dad?*
    DIO: **Literally gets Oblirated**

  • @koelee
    @koelee Před 2 lety +41529

    DIO wasting The World by laughing the entire time is such a DIO thing to do.

    • @persikbasin7049
      @persikbasin7049 Před 2 lety +1715

      He could kill jotaro because he had no time movement left, but he seduced jotaro mentaly

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 Před 2 lety +171

      agreed

    • @No_maidens29
      @No_maidens29 Před 2 lety +173

      The other idiot thing
      Why kill the others
      WHEN YOUR TARGET IS THE JOESTARS AND WHY DIDNT YOU RUN TO THEM TO SAVE REAL TIME

    • @bricky7
      @bricky7 Před 2 lety +909

      are u going to ignore the fact that while trying to kill kakyoin, he stopped time just to take off his fucking cape

    • @twil1ghtt
      @twil1ghtt Před 2 lety +148

      @@No_maidens29 U call I, DIO, an idiot?

  • @fffffplayer1
    @fffffplayer1 Před 5 měsíci +147

    I love the idea of Dio constantly wasting his time stop seconds and getting stomped throughout the fight, but never learning and repeating the same mistake again and again.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Před 6 dny

      He only ever wins one fight and it's in Eyes of Heaven in the Jojo Multiverse 💀

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 Před rokem +407

    I like how talking doesn’t pause time for DIO, but when Jotaro does it it works, and then he actually does beat DIO in less than a second.

    • @thexatronantch
      @thexatronantch Před 4 měsíci +15

      tbf the video was if THE WORLD was in real time not if TIME STOPS were in real time

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Před 4 měsíci +8

      ⁠@@thexatronantchwhenever jotaro uses time stop in part 4 he says “Star platinum: The world!” Implying that it is, fact, covered by “the world”

    • @DikshitSukhdeep
      @DikshitSukhdeep Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@stargazer1998 what if Jotaro casted Star Platinum: Bites the Dust 🤔

    • @rquantum7754
      @rquantum7754 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@thexatronantch basically if dio doesnt attack with hes stand time doesnt count thats why he was counting while throwing knifes he was attackıng but if he wasnt attackıng only walkıng talking it doesnt count its not for flex or anything being cool its just facts dio was throwing knifes and counting time everytime the world opens and closses and stops counting and starts again ı thınk only if hes stand out hes time starts counting thats my theory

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 Před měsícem

      @@stargazer1998 This fight is from Part 3 tho.

  • @tedhinklater3203
    @tedhinklater3203 Před 2 lety +17365

    plot twist: DIO couldn't actually stop time and everyone just stopped moving to humor him

  • @bruhyougotthebeef3525
    @bruhyougotthebeef3525 Před 3 lety +3305

    This is like watching one of those “Every Failed Quick time event” compilations

  • @Redeadhunter
    @Redeadhunter Před rokem +81

    Dio dramatically taking off his cape only to get fucking annihilated by Emerald Splash in the first thirty seconds is the funniest shit I have ever seen

    • @ThysaniaAg
      @ThysaniaAg Před 4 měsíci +5

      My favorite part too 😂 he definitely didn’t deflect that Emerald Splash

  • @josukehigashikata2990
    @josukehigashikata2990 Před rokem +313

    DIO is like that one kid in school who believes he can stop time and everyone freezes for 4 seconds to make fun of him, and jotaro is that one kid who has no patience for him

    • @genericedgyinternetuser4930
      @genericedgyinternetuser4930 Před rokem +27

      Oddly specific. I take it such a thing happened to you?

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@genericedgyinternetuser4930Fr, no way this never happened

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Před 7 měsíci +26

      i like when people do unbelievably specific "oh guys remember when X happened" and it has never happened to *anyone*

    • @DerUberStern
      @DerUberStern Před 4 měsíci +10

      Dude if I were that kid and everyone played along like that, I wouldn't feel made fun of, I'd feel like the coolest kid in the class

  • @justin289
    @justin289 Před 2 lety +12128

    DIO's logic
    1 second has past...
    1 min later
    *2 S E C O N D S*

    • @justin289
      @justin289 Před 2 lety +71

      @jacknom 21 lol

    • @phantomkg4869
      @phantomkg4869 Před 2 lety +417

      Not trying to ruin the joke but I think dio moves faster when time is stopped. He can do 5 minutes worth of things in 10 seconds.
      That or he can’t count

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels Před 2 lety +341

      I believe that in anime logic, them talking to themselves actually realistically only lasts for less than a second as they're actually just thinking to themselves aloud, and the talking is so the audience can also hear it.

    • @justin289
      @justin289 Před 2 lety +53

      @@Snavels hmm that actually makes sense

    • @justin289
      @justin289 Před 2 lety +36

      @@phantomkg4869 this makes a lot of sense too

  • @ade.3673
    @ade.3673 Před 3 lety +4647

    Alternative Title: Dio failing every QTE since he ain't using cheated controllers.

  • @MK-zs1md
    @MK-zs1md Před rokem +461

    教訓:皆さん、時間を大切にしましょう♥️無駄使いは駄目♥️

  • @StarPlatinum7912
    @StarPlatinum7912 Před 9 měsíci +85

    This makes dio’s screaming much more pathetic and crazy-looking, instead of cool and threatening. Very interesting!

  • @violetshadowstone5250
    @violetshadowstone5250 Před 3 lety +4496

    This whole video is an immortal vampire forgetting he can't count

  • @Nap-1
    @Nap-1 Před 3 lety +16181

    When you unlock a boss as a playble character:

    • @hel1140
      @hel1140 Před 3 lety +1157

      When the boss that has 20 semi health bars get to be an unlockable character and is weaker than the starting character:

    • @Nero_PR
      @Nero_PR Před 3 lety +426

      When the Playable Boss has a totally different move set.

    • @OGPepsiman
      @OGPepsiman Před 3 lety +236

      Lego games in a nutshell

    • @Sanjikun01
      @Sanjikun01 Před 3 lety +27

      @Player i was looking for this and im not disappointed lmao

    • @mosaadytboi7707
      @mosaadytboi7707 Před 3 lety +4

      @Charlie Juan yes I umlocked it

  • @ElloMoto875
    @ElloMoto875 Před rokem +347

    1:45 by far my favorite moment 😂

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 Před rokem +95

    The most powerful thing about about Dio isnt his stand, or his fighting prowess.... its his ginormous ego.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Před rokem +12

      I mean, his ego is partially how he amassed a bevy of Stand users, so it worked up until he kept shoving them into the Stardust Crusaders’s faces and made it possible for them to kill him.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Před 6 dny

      Eyes of Heaven increased his ego so much it shot Over Heaven and into Existence Erasure. 🤣

  • @astralastrid4150
    @astralastrid4150 Před 3 lety +2742

    Alternate title: The world but if talking wasn't a free action

  • @Unclearrain
    @Unclearrain Před 3 lety +6980

    Dio like:
    What? Actual logic??? My worst enemy!

    • @Jason10101
      @Jason10101 Před 3 lety +100

      ah yes yes

    • @shadowisbizarre
      @shadowisbizarre Před 3 lety +69

      @@Jason10101 a yes bomb reverse go brr

    • @kirwai8691
      @kirwai8691 Před 3 lety +59

      If the where able to have a full 5 second conversation about killing eachother in real time they be talking damm fast

    • @xyuraatzy6361
      @xyuraatzy6361 Před 3 lety +12

      Hm

    • @zaholykrusedar1459
      @zaholykrusedar1459 Před 3 lety +19

      Nah nah, must be:
      Actual logic? My only weakness!!!

  • @hayden.A0
    @hayden.A0 Před rokem +50

    3:15 is hilarious to me, it's as if Dio had a voice crack out of sheer shock XD

  • @jrs4753
    @jrs4753 Před rokem +73

    Dio using his entire time stop just to laugh is so in character

  • @crusaderjess
    @crusaderjess Před 3 lety +17769

    Imagine this:
    Polnereff is at the stairs, Dio only has five seconds, *time begins to move again and Dio is just holding Polnereff like -_-*

    • @caustic5131
      @caustic5131 Před 3 lety +585

      Someone pls make this!

    • @nen5356
      @nen5356 Před 3 lety +514

      @@caustic5131 pow czcams.com/video/F22-sB65O8I/video.html i made it

    • @cursedbutter
      @cursedbutter Před 3 lety +51

      I’m the 69th like of this comment

    • @caustic5131
      @caustic5131 Před 3 lety +27

      @@cursedbutter *nice*

    • @caustic5131
      @caustic5131 Před 3 lety +21

      @@nen5356 well done!

  • @ThrasherDBS
    @ThrasherDBS Před 3 lety +6347

    "Dio fucks up the quicktime events in cutscenes."

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 Před 3 měsíci +7

    0:31 I appreciate that you even help Dio out by removing wasteful shots here.

  • @jirehdelatonga2888
    @jirehdelatonga2888 Před rokem +47

    I love how it looks like one of those old video games when you aren’t fast enough in timed situations

  • @Kdot2468
    @Kdot2468 Před 3 lety +2626

    The world: DIO QUICKLY YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECO-
    DIO: I need talk

    • @hogan_property
      @hogan_property Před 3 lety +65

      And muahahahaha and wryyyy

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 Před 3 lety +30

      The World: wow you iDIOt
      *let's sta platjina win*

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 Před 3 lety +4

      @@discharm210 oh? Your approaching me?

    • @discharm210
      @discharm210 Před 3 lety +33

      The World: Okay, now you can stop time for 8 second, use it wisely and kill Jotaro quickly
      DIO: Well, let me search for a roadroller first

    • @justinytheninja9628
      @justinytheninja9628 Před 3 lety +5

      At least he got to kill a cat

  • @qtaro-7097
    @qtaro-7097 Před 3 lety +7341

    Dio: *stops time and laughs for 5 seconds
    Jotaro: *attacks right after 5 seconds
    Dio: *N A N I??!!!!*

  • @kentaki283
    @kentaki283 Před rokem +41

    2:15 this is hilarious 😂

  • @ThaProd1gy
    @ThaProd1gy Před rokem +27

    I honestly like how dio isn't really worried about killing the jojos....but was more focused on flexing Jonathan's body with his vampire blood

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone Před 3 lety +33860

    Plot twist: DIO was still disoriented from being in a coffin for 100 years, and so he lost all sense of time and nobody's corrected him about the length of seconds.

  • @22neosiriwongwattana12
    @22neosiriwongwattana12 Před 3 lety +5073

    DIO must stop wasting his time.

    • @Eren-ki1dc
      @Eren-ki1dc Před 3 lety +274

      Actually he is not wasting any time because he stops time

    • @lens_the_martyr
      @lens_the_martyr Před 3 lety +311

      DIO must stop wasting his stopped time.

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 Před 3 lety +32

      @@lens_the_martyr ZA WARUDO

    • @dapurple3394
      @dapurple3394 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Eren-ki1dc you're Genius👍

    • @Eren-ki1dc
      @Eren-ki1dc Před 3 lety +32

      @@lens_the_martyr he cant waste any time in stopped time because there no time in stopped time

  • @bunn_y
    @bunn_y Před rokem +92

    i like how you cut certain parts to be forgiving but DIO still took too much time

  • @darkstudios693
    @darkstudios693 Před rokem +170

    2:48 Dio looking like Giorno's hairstyle.

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE Před 3 lety +2423

    I love how Dio wastes his 5-9 seconds every time with useless dialogue while Jotaro literally speed kicks his butt in literally less than a second.

    • @justbny9278
      @justbny9278 Před 3 lety +24

      @Ult Divine Spinning Soft Tusk Over Heaven Requiem he did crack his skull once though, Dio couldn't even do that and it's impossible Jotaro would survive it

    • @everburnerfish
      @everburnerfish Před 3 lety +48

      "I barely have enough time to get to kira" *timestops* "Koichi you really area reliable guy we should go on a date some time wait nevermind you're like 14 ok maybe i should kill kira now nah nevermind imma just eat dinner first what should i get to eat maybe thaf new italian place no i think I'll just cook oh yeah gotta kill kira" a summary of the end of the Bites the Dust arc

    • @friendliest_boi9261
      @friendliest_boi9261 Před 3 lety +1

      Speedrun tactics

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx Před 3 lety +6

      @@everburnerfish that feel when Jotaro’s time stop in part 4 is shorter because he’s barely used it in 10 years and something something difference between a 17 year old body and a 27 year old body but it took him like an hour to learn time stop and he didn’t even try to train it to get back up to where he was

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 Před 3 lety

      Fax no printer🖨

  • @washada
    @washada Před 3 lety +6228

    Dio might be a vampire, but he’s no Count.

  • @BokuGaKiraDa_
    @BokuGaKiraDa_ Před rokem +24

    DIO: "I can stop time for even longer!"
    The creator: "5 Seconds"

  • @belabordeaux1037
    @belabordeaux1037 Před rokem +7

    0:45 is the most underrated part imo. Home boi just rolls up and floors him!

  • @solarboi4979
    @solarboi4979 Před 3 lety +3330

    "it wont even take a second to finish you off"
    -accelerates time

    • @Johsther
      @Johsther Před 3 lety +270

      Star Platinum: Made in Heaven!!

    • @deadlykiss8697
      @deadlykiss8697 Před 3 lety +139

      @@Johsther .Apparently then Jotaro said "So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum..." for Pucci... Yeah it makes sense.

    • @tinapi2026
      @tinapi2026 Před 3 lety +46

      Ah yes, Star in Platinum

    • @jarofbread1175
      @jarofbread1175 Před 3 lety +34

      Made in Platinum sounds pretty cool

    • @25.aohoangminh70
      @25.aohoangminh70 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Johsther no, star platinum: made in the world

  • @magicfibre
    @magicfibre Před 2 lety +9633

    Ngl, stopping time for the sole purpose of laughing at your opponent for the entire duration is one hell of a power move

    • @tabien888
      @tabien888 Před 2 lety +272

      Outstanding move

    • @solankiminal210
      @solankiminal210 Před 2 lety +34

      @@tabien888 power move

    • @retrogorilla6523
      @retrogorilla6523 Před 2 lety +58

      Same energy as the kids playing Fortnite

    • @washada
      @washada Před 2 lety +90

      The best part is that they'll never know about it.

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void Před 2 lety +10

      im the fifth comment. you're welcome mista.

  • @nothingbutahooman8136
    @nothingbutahooman8136 Před rokem +37

    Can we appreciate the amount of work put into this, this would actually fit it in the real anime, some parts maybe not but still

  • @harshdhindsa2255
    @harshdhindsa2255 Před rokem +12

    i like the fact that they essentially just start magically flying at the end

  • @Mista_Cassla
    @Mista_Cassla Před 2 lety +4655

    Haha the part where he just laughs and runs out of time ⌛️ 🤣

  • @Kasunex
    @Kasunex Před 3 lety +5103

    If this would be canon, DIO is even worse than Okuyasu in terms of intelligence

  • @Hana_Beleth
    @Hana_Beleth Před 2 měsíci +4

    It's funny how DIO wastes his time for 5 seconds laughing and then is surprised that someone hit him

  • @MrAceAwesome1
    @MrAceAwesome1 Před rokem +14

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he used his 5 seconds to just laugh

  • @feinky8489
    @feinky8489 Před 3 lety +3796

    *Dio lost every fight without his talkshit ability*

    • @gabeastard8572
      @gabeastard8572 Před 3 lety +122

      That's the anime logic my dude

    • @hel1140
      @hel1140 Před 3 lety +179

      He wasted 5 seconds to laugh
      Hell

    • @kingjoker8399
      @kingjoker8399 Před 3 lety +9

      Not really he killed everyone without it he even killed Jonathan without it

    • @ChillPlays
      @ChillPlays Před 3 lety +13

      @@kingjoker8399 He meant in the video

    • @gabeastard8572
      @gabeastard8572 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kingjoker8399 dude Dio's ego like a an wild animal that's why he lost every time.

  • @BallsEater83
    @BallsEater83 Před 3 lety +5389

    Alternate title: dio getting beat up compilation because his time stop doesn’t last half the episode
    Edit: oh cool thanks for likes lol

    • @bill-bath9621
      @bill-bath9621 Před 3 lety +108

      Just reminding you that part 4 Star Platinum’s time stop was only 2 seconds

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody Před 3 lety +54

      @@bill-bath9621
      Jotaro ages more, then his time stop limit decreases.
      Maybe (17,18,19,20) = 5 seconds
      (21,22,23,24) = 4 seconds
      (25,26,27,28) = 3 seconds (28) = 2 seconds before reaching (29)

    • @snos69420
      @snos69420 Před 3 lety +14

      @@notso_cody u forget part 6

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody Před 3 lety +8

      @@snos69420
      Hmm

    • @jonasbelchior3668
      @jonasbelchior3668 Před 3 lety +18

      @@notso_cody In part 6 when he was about fourty his ts is five seconds.

  • @hakaishinkim7409
    @hakaishinkim7409 Před rokem +10

    Ok but why is no one taking about how funny 1:50 is😭😂

  • @sniperz5187
    @sniperz5187 Před rokem +9

    This is top tier editing and drawing Whoever made this video is a legend

  • @rifatbobos
    @rifatbobos Před 3 lety +1576

    "Your enemy can stop time"
    **Panik**
    "He can only do it for 5 seconds"
    **Kalm**
    "You are in JoJo"
    **PANIK**
    "Real seconds are applied"
    **Kalm**

    • @dc_epic123
      @dc_epic123 Před 3 lety +19

      Dio can stop time for like 7 seconds then 9

    • @snaj9989
      @snaj9989 Před 3 lety +21

      REAL SECONDS ARE APPLIED
      *Panik*

    • @electricradcliffe82
      @electricradcliffe82 Před 3 lety +42

      Literally any anime character: * gets stabbed in the heart and is about to die *
      Also them: h-how c-could it happen like this my daughter and wife are waiting for me also they probably made dinner, hmm my wife's food is so good like that time she make that Curry, wait did I leave my oven on? Well I guess that doesn't matter now that I'm going to die... Wait I didn't even hit the ground yet.

    • @HWOLS
      @HWOLS Před 3 lety +1

      @@dc_epic123 its 5 sec then 9 after he got joseph blood

    • @ayushsahu4125
      @ayushsahu4125 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣😭

  • @nuggetygoodness5485
    @nuggetygoodness5485 Před 3 lety +12427

    One year also known as a “DIO second”

  • @alanz90
    @alanz90 Před 10 měsíci +5

    So is no one gonna talk about how fire the thumbnail is?!

    • @gauche5800
      @gauche5800 Před 8 měsíci +1

      lmao if only it really happened that way

  • @jomoduggins847
    @jomoduggins847 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I can imagine someone chilling on the bridge and then you a road roller pop out of nowhere and some guy goes flying off then explodes

  • @rosebean7168
    @rosebean7168 Před 3 lety +11527

    Finally, it’s real time without dio and jotaro reading the entire bible

  • @inter1519
    @inter1519 Před 3 lety +4360

    Dio: Stops time for 9 seconds, actually takes 9 seconds.
    Jotaro: Stops time for 5 seconds,
    actually takes 10 seconds
    Dio: *Bruh*
    Edit: This comment became a warzone cause of my joke being inconsistent lmao.

  • @user-zt1oj3es6r
    @user-zt1oj3es6r Před rokem +5

    1:16
    ここ笑ってるだけで5秒終わるのホント草
    ナニィィ!!??じゃないんだよ

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "So it turns out that gloating and talking to yourself while you're on a 5 second timer is a bad idea..."

  • @Candy-ty3zv
    @Candy-ty3zv Před 3 lety +3805

    "2 seconds have passed"
    * 10 seconds later *
    "3 seconds have passed"
    Dio's Logic xD

    • @silcon2469
      @silcon2469 Před 3 lety +25

      XD

    • @beardieboy8458
      @beardieboy8458 Před 3 lety +147

      He lose because he didnt attend to math class when Joseph did.

    • @sadkritx6200
      @sadkritx6200 Před 3 lety +47

      Lol dio and frieza probably had a common ancestor

    • @pluggothesluggo5509
      @pluggothesluggo5509 Před 3 lety +10

      time could work however he wants when it is stopped

    • @Nah-NoNeed_
      @Nah-NoNeed_ Před 3 lety +18

      @@pluggothesluggo5509 that’s not the case. He didn’t have control over time. He could just stop it. He even said himself he doesn’t know how long for, he’s just guessing.

  • @legodude7219
    @legodude7219 Před 3 lety +12956

    Alternate title: Dio getting bullied for being an idiot

  • @gunswordfist
    @gunswordfist Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you for the subtitles and crediting them. This was the best part lmao 1:58

  • @mrdiegobrando8965
    @mrdiegobrando8965 Před 4 měsíci +2

    *stops time*
    "This feels amazing"
    *dies*

  • @gimme_eliter4k720
    @gimme_eliter4k720 Před 3 lety +6151

    Plot twist: it only stops time for how long dio thinks is 5 seconds

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 Před 3 lety +854

      DIO: *gets engrossed in a book*
      Time: *p-please, sir, it's been 3 hours...*

    • @HumanoidCrearure
      @HumanoidCrearure Před 2 lety +214

      @@hondaaccord1399
      That's a long time just reading the words:
      -Spiral staircase
      -Rhinoceros beetle
      -Desolation Row
      -Fig tart
      -Rhinoceros beetle
      -Via Dolorosa
      -Rhinoceros beetle
      -Singularity point
      -Giotto
      -Angel
      -Hydrangea
      -Rhinoceros beetle
      -Singularity point
      -Secret emperor

    • @ma-cg1il
      @ma-cg1il Před 2 lety +21

      What about jotaro?

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 Před 2 lety +320

      @@ma-cg1il for jotaro, time remains stopped until he says how reliable koichi is

    • @7UpMojitow
      @7UpMojitow Před 2 lety +24

      @@nithen8179 LMAO

  • @dehydrateddarkness3565
    @dehydrateddarkness3565 Před 3 lety +2553

    In Dio's defense: Time was stopped, so no seconds did pass

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 Před rokem +2

    You edited this really really well

  • @MARl0_MARl0
    @MARl0_MARl0 Před rokem +2

    Imagine stopping time to laugh

  • @Momothepeachh
    @Momothepeachh Před 3 lety +2808

    Dio is the type of person who would stop time just to check himself in the mirror and fix his makeup instead of actually destroying the joestar bloodline

  • @truboo4268
    @truboo4268 Před 3 lety +8051

    Dio wasted his five seconds versus Kakyoin just to take off his cape and honestly? Mood.

  • @ayncalledkam
    @ayncalledkam Před rokem +12

    If The World had realistic time stops, then DIO would still be a pretty powerful opponent, having Jotaros strength along with vamp abilities, but he would get folded if everyone jumped him.

  • @user-vp4lz8xu7y
    @user-vp4lz8xu7y Před rokem +4

    1:50から狂おしいほど好き

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 Před 3 lety +2131

    Dio would waste The World just laughing to himself in stopped time

  • @mork4466
    @mork4466 Před 3 lety +3465

    1:18 Dio literally just spent all his 5 second on laughing

  • @user-bj9zv5vg7x
    @user-bj9zv5vg7x Před rokem +4

    てめえの敗因は…たった一つだぜ…DIO…たった一つのシンプルな答えだ…………てめえは時間を無駄にした…

  • @WhO_Man_
    @WhO_Man_ Před rokem +3

    3:14 I love how dio was just monologuing then when he saw jotaro about to attack he immediately stopped talking

  • @vortechstg4091
    @vortechstg4091 Před 3 lety +6106

    I would actually love a version of Dio where he just dicks around in stopped time and gets absolutely nothing done or starts monologues and gets cut off in the middle of them.

    • @itsclawfee6094
      @itsclawfee6094 Před 3 lety +31

      @@rymaix Lol k

    • @nevzky5850
      @nevzky5850 Před 3 lety +40

      @@rymaix I'm subscribing just for that

    • @Tururu134
      @Tururu134 Před 3 lety +11

      @@rymaix you got a sub

    • @dragonmaster2453
      @dragonmaster2453 Před 3 lety +10

      @@rymaix Ah. A fellow small time animator. I’ll sub to you so I can see that video of yours.

    • @LucarioDoT
      @LucarioDoT Před 3 lety +1

      @@rymaix sold

  • @PMBlackFox
    @PMBlackFox Před 3 lety +2802

    Makes sense that Jotaro would actually use the second he had. He’s a high school student, he knows how to count.

    • @cromestone1684
      @cromestone1684 Před 3 lety +78

      I'm salty that he didn't count jotsro talking and when he does start the counter he speeds up all of jotaros movements to be lightspeed

    • @Xarros1
      @Xarros1 Před 3 lety +43

      Jotaro was in his prime and he stopped time at that moment for 5 seconds. In part 4 he can only stop it for a second.

    • @rayfoxgaming105
      @rayfoxgaming105 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Xarros1 I thought he can time stop for up to 3 sec in part 4 and that's alot consider how intelligent he is in p4

    • @amanthatchangedhisnameover7153
      @amanthatchangedhisnameover7153 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cromestone1684 jotsro

    • @guy_wh0_d0es_n0th1ng
      @guy_wh0_d0es_n0th1ng Před 3 lety +2

      @@cromestone1684 Jotaro? Nah. Its jotsro says an idiot who just bites the dust me.

  • @zengate1222
    @zengate1222 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Well, time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. He got a few good laughs out of those seconds, I'd say time well spent 👌

  • @ilia9x
    @ilia9x Před rokem +5

    in the anime, it was said that some people see moments as seconds, which is why DIO was in time stopped for so long

  • @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
    @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta Před 3 lety +3985

    In Dio's defense, he was in a box for like a century.

    • @Denzel9911
      @Denzel9911 Před 3 lety +138

      OBJECTION he was in a coffin and in my papers he knew what time it was

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 Před 3 lety +125

      @@Denzel9911 OBJECTION!
      Technically no time moves at all since TIME is stopped.

    • @Denzel9911
      @Denzel9911 Před 3 lety +13

      @@alargeredlizard3003 Hngggggg well uhhh

    • @Denzel9911
      @Denzel9911 Před 3 lety +32

      @@alargeredlizard3003 OBJECTION dio didn't get his ability till later on out of his coffin B)

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Denzel9911 OBJECTION!
      I'm talking about time not a coffin

  • @Timebound413
    @Timebound413 Před 3 lety +1778

    When talking isn't a free action.

    • @bagel4943
      @bagel4943 Před 3 lety +15

      ...

    • @tobyg5803
      @tobyg5803 Před 3 lety +18

      Just use message cantrip or trust your teammates to do the right thing

    • @runningfast206
      @runningfast206 Před 3 lety +7

      @@tobyg5803 message takes a full action too though lol

    • @Cftransport1
      @Cftransport1 Před 3 lety +2

      666 likes

    • @ElliFong
      @ElliFong Před 3 lety +3

      Yoooo D&D gangs spotted

  • @Matixelpro777
    @Matixelpro777 Před 3 měsíci +1

    DIO with a single Time Stop could kill all the Crusaders but instead he laughs and mocks.

  • @Kind-Barley-Tea
    @Kind-Barley-Tea Před rokem +5

    タクシーにおいていかれたところで笑った

  • @rurijo3169
    @rurijo3169 Před 3 lety +3913

    I mean to be fair, Dio’s a lawyer, not a mathematician

    • @emptyvending8964
      @emptyvending8964 Před 2 lety +374

      Dio Brando: Ace Attorney

    • @sort6726
      @sort6726 Před 2 lety +102

      What? lol
      You don't need to be a mathematician to know how to count to five

    • @PyroBlank
      @PyroBlank Před 2 lety +148

      Ahh, so you are objecting me? Than object me as much as you like!

    • @66ixty9ine
      @66ixty9ine Před 2 lety +24

      @@emptyvending8964 Dio Attorney

    • @siryakari34
      @siryakari34 Před 2 lety +4

      That's...true

  • @abdurrahmanalexanderramzy1029

    Its like he's failing Quick Time Events

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere Před rokem +4

    DIO greatly overestimates the usefulness of his Stand
    For 4 minutes

  • @okinob3121
    @okinob3121 Před rokem +4

    時とめ大半笑って終わってんの草

  • @urgence1271
    @urgence1271 Před 3 lety +3860

    Imagine this in part 4 lol
    Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO!
    "koichi, you really are a reliable gu-
    *_KILLER QUEEN: BITES ZA DUSTO_*

    • @FakeSnows
      @FakeSnows Před 3 lety +227

      search “Jotaro miscalculates hes timestop” theres a video like that

    • @RinkachiVilar
      @RinkachiVilar Před 3 lety +21

      @@FakeSnows his you mean :3

    • @jotarokujo6440
      @jotarokujo6440 Před 3 lety +44

      “I Jotaro Kujo however, am not.”

    • @wtfisthisbitch
      @wtfisthisbitch Před 3 lety +34

      "Yare yare daz-
      ..Oh fuck"

    • @saintsmash7481
      @saintsmash7481 Před 3 lety +2

      lets just not even say that

  • @Mike-ij4rq
    @Mike-ij4rq Před rokem +8

    3:45 missed opportunity to have the clock running for jotaro and having him cut off mid sentence

  • @itsshrimp91
    @itsshrimp91 Před 14 dny +1

    Bros whole stand was about time and he STILL aint got time 😂