1 second from every episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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If anyone's wondering why some clips are longer that 1 second its because I counted using DIO time
bro that would make them shorter
Why is there no Kira saying *HAYATO* :)
Editing level : DIO
Ah yes DIO time , the woke freeza time
@@firippu5866 You have no idea how many compromises I made lol
1:14 Jotaro be like: S T A R S U C C
"1 second later"
Jotaro: *Bridge*
I mean he has to let all the excess energy out after taking a breath that huge.
le lenny jotaro really said “🌉”
@@starfalco13 I felt that
STAR BRIGDU
That's normal I don't know wtf your talking about
I love how everything here is high energy and loud and then there's just one second of calm peaceful jotaro bridge
+
Break time
*To be continued!*
Salaam alaikum!
The moment I read this my video went silent and all I see is jotaro just being a bridge 😂
1:08 I love how all these intense punches and fight scenes happen and then seconds later it's just *Bridgetaro*
then after the bridge is just
*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*
Jotaridge after all of those intense moments has the same energy as replying to a walltext with 🗿
Every time joseph, jotaro, josuke, giorno, and johlyn beat ass I get so happyyyy
one minute it's him literally burning to death, next minute it's 🌉
Then it just goes right back 😭
3:46 this part with giorno is so perfect
*Soccer players when you simply look at them be like*
@@OmegaM3TE0R as a soccer player this is true lol😂😂😂
@@Tony_162 stop calling it soccerrr
@@breakpointanimz2391 I live in a country where we call it soccer and I known it as that for my whole life so I will stick with it
@@OmegaM3TE0R soccer? Suck her
At 3:46 it looks like Giorno is writhing in pain due to Abbachio’s manly touch
Abbacchio can kill a man one a single touch
That's why Diavolo had to kill him first.
Tusk be like
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 t o u c h m e p l e a s e A b b a
This is the ability he didn't get to use on the boss
I love how Stardust Crusaders was total MADNESS and then there was just
*J o t a r o B r i d g e*
and back to chaos.
Yes
jotaro fridge
1:15
Then oras and laughs then kakyoin screams by a stand that want to give him his saliva
EXACTLYYYY
4:28 i don't know why, but that clip of polnareff trying to escape king crimson kills me so much
3:46 Giorno: Has his chest touched
Also Giorno 1 second later: *Seizure noises*
People that didn't watch JoJo:
What a weird show.
People that watched JoJo:
What a weird show.
People who see memes of jojo: What a weird show.
AirWick 007 Jojo: What a weird show.
thats not true at all i watched jojo and its not weird at all its one of the best
@@ibrahim2300 it's a jojoke
@@ibrahim2300 it's still good, but you can't deny it's a weird show
I love how it starts out as fairly sane for about two or three seconds and then a frog gets punched and everything goes completely insane.
You just explained part 1's plot
U mean, bizzare
Everybody gangsta till the frog gets punched
Königstiger everything chill til the frog gets punched
@@user-ww4gz7wx4t Bizarre
SPELL THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD RIGHT FFS
3:46 this scene goes so well lol...
Football players after being touched
Ladies and gentlemen, after three years I can finally say I recognise each of these segments after having watched every episode. I am genuinely proud.
Bizarre adventure indeed
Congratulations! Good job 😂
It took you three years to finish jojo?
@@yumrice1016 some people do take breaks while watching anime
@@rinasedits took me like 1 month
@@yumrice1016 pra mim demorou uns dois meses , contando com a temporada da Jolyne
Almost all scenes: * super intense screaming
Jojo bridge: complete silence
1:16
It feels like an awkward moment
its like an "uhh"
Of course. At a place of worship I expect nothing less
Then straight to an ORAORAORAORS
1:16 what if we kissed
on the jotaro bridge
I have to say, your comment is 10 times more og than mine and deserves more love
What if we lay
On polpo bed
@@BeetleBones1870 jk jk
*_unless..😏_*
😳😳
The next thing you'll say is... "Nah jk.... Unless..."
0:44 footage of kars playing the guitar then moments later unlocking the secrets of the universe then turning into stone
0:39 he will be missed
Joseph: NIGERUNDAYO!
Kars: 🗿
Yo, Kars
Yo Kars🗿
Yo, Kars
Yo, Kars
Yo, Kars
skipping 10 seconds of the video is just skipping 10 episodes
“I erased time, and leapt past it”
*Kingu Krimison*
Za World
@@baybalman2295 KINGU CRIMSON NONORIUKU
em no i mean any times the cut have like 4 secs xD
CRIMSON KING
1:49 polnareff achieved heaven
Speeedwagooon 0:22
Hol Horse gets punched 1:08
Rohan gets punched 2:46
Josuke cries 2:48
Fugo throws a fit 3:42
Mista cries 4:31
1 second of every JoJo episode is 4 minutes and 43 seconds
*The JoJo fanbase is cursed*
When I see it it had four likes
Just off by one. It could have been great
RIP Mista
Mista is lucky that it's not one second longer
King crimson took the last second
Abbaccio: *pokes Giorno*
Giorno: *F U C K I N G D I E S*
Sykopath03 Digiorno
3:47
You are welcome
This is Abbaccio greatest dream
That wasn't me
I swear on my life that wasn't me ;-;
@@giornogiovanna1056 you SURE
We need an extended version including part 6
Same!
0:22 Bro deadass turned into hisoka 💀
1:14 Idk why but i love How everything is so loud and it’s suddenly just
*Jotaro bridge*
and then loud again
J O T A R O B R I D G E
Stolen comment
Lol
@@darkercartierrrrr *It all makes sense now*
@@naranciabeingnarancia518 やれ やれ だぜ
1:24
"I'm going to build Polnareffland!"
"Yes I am!"
*I* *don't* *think* *there's* *an* *accident*
There are no accidents,
-Master ooagway
yEs i aM
You've just made my day better lol
I know what I said
3:24
Hayato:*looks at Kira*
Kira:detonate
I like how 2:39 requires zero context. Just a person wearing 90's pants trampling on a yellow chicken while screaming "YAAAMOOOGAAA!"
"PERSON"
1:10-1:15
*All scenes show dramatic explosions, screaming, fighting, etc*
Then it just shows Jotaro planking in complete silence.
And then its so funny they are laughing
Jotaro bridge
And one second later *ORAORAORAORAORA!*
JOTARO BRIDGE! JOTARO BRIDGE!
Planktaro
King Crimson watching the JoJo franchise be like:
"it just works"
king crimson requiem be like
Wha-
@@JahgotMoney25 GER said no it doesn't
Also, WHA-
WHA-
4:30 I still cant get over mista making that face
Technicaly it was trish with all of the mind swapping stuff
@@szymonwrobel7010 yeah, I know but its mista's body after all so I said mista :)
2:17 It’s just funny how Dio stops time then next second he’s calmly asking for his leg
0:44: Kars casually playing leg guitar.
1 sec later: B E C O M E S G O D
Another second later:Nigerundayo!
Another second later:Died
^ 1 second later :
Jotaro : jeez this dream
Then, suta purachina kisses haierofanto gurin
Viv Nov
if i got to hold Lisa Lisa's legs, i would probably feel like i became god too
The nigerundayoo is too op
3:46
Jesus Giorno, calm down! He only poked you.
When you are fighting with your sibling and you poke them slightly hard
@@yehudashayer7828 That is the best reasoning ever. Thank you. :)
@peridoritos 1208 Football* you peasant
I forget was the one where he was rolling on the floor from the purple haze episode?
Neymar Jr.
1:03 how perfected timing
“I don’t understand why women can’t talk to me”
Also me when a woman approaches to me: 0:48
Jotaro *Bridge*
Jotaro *Bridge*
JOTARO *Bridge*
JOTARO *BRIDGE*
*JOTARO BRIDGE*
June 160th like
What about we kiss?
I love how each part of JJBA just becomes increasingly confusing without context
I can confirm bc I’ve seen everything up to around stardust crusaders ending and I have no clue about what the hell’s going on in episodes after
Even context didn't help...
Please mister president im only 14
@@sovietraccoon3569 I don't want to turn into a rock please grant the fruit
1:22
HOW DID YOU SELECT LITERALLY THE BEST PARTS OF EACH EPISODE THO😭
2:27
POV: You go for a walk in London
Abbacchio: (touches Giorno)
Giorno: (rolling on the ground in pain)
Ahhh i put the same coment 14 minutes late :c
Basically, every major league soccer game
Giorno turned into Neymar
Sounds pretty right to me.
Would’ve been better if it played the scene of his face when initially receiving that poke.
Just the awkward second of Jotaro being a bridge is absolutely golden
Then Dan died
Seeing Jonathan handshake with dio is so weird
0:44
the best for me is 1:22
o r o
Gold expirience
3:24 detonate!
Okuyasu: no
0:43 that noise he made absolutely killed me
Psychologist: jotaro bridge doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Jotaro bridge: 1:15
I need asmr jotaro bridge
What makes this funny is that he can because its jojo smh
The funny thing is that it goes from yelling, to a solid second of the sound of water trickling, and then back to yelling.
The next Thanos Car, along with Ball Monokuma
What if we kissed ... on the Jotaro bridge ?
1:15
Jotaro: Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.
Well it all started when a dude couldn't drive
@@novelkarslol5296 When a goddamn horse slipped on some rocks
@@blokvader8283 when my great great great grandfather mistook a smuggler as a hero
AND ITS BETWEEN TWO FIGHTS SO ITS JUST SILENCE 💀💀 WE LOVE BRIDGE JOTARO
Well to tell you how i got there i have to take you back a 100 years,
*Proceeds to start the jojo series*
2:45 is lined up so well
1:06 me looking at the toilet after my dad just used it
3:47 When you lightly push your brother in an argument
Your brother:
For the longest time I thought you meant Fugo falling into those juicy boobs.
BeniSama well, you’re kinda right
Cmon man why you have to do that that’s true
Who's my brother
3:46
3:47
Apparently Giorno doesn’t take being poked lightly.
No one, absolutely no one
European soccer player: 3:47
He's ticklish.
@@Kingsiegek also neymar
@@Kingsiegek No.
@@scottchaison1001 YES!
2:09 I'm soo weak 😭 🤣
I never knew how funny silver chariot requiem getting tripped was
3:46 Abbachio: Pokes Giorno’s tiddy
Giorno: Rolls on the floor in pain
He might just be ticklish.
Soccer players be like
Abbachio proceeds to laugh his ass off.
The one kid in school who overreacts when they get hit in dodgeball
@@hugosoto3237 I don't get it.
1:13 the transition to jotaro bridge was sublime
I was looking for the perfect word to describe it. You found that word.
bridgetaro
It's just all this chaos then for a solid second we see Jotaro being a bridge in absolute silence.
What’s crazy is this is probably the most accurate representation of the entire series for a new watcher.
Like, you could legitmately rewrite the entire series from just the context of these clips and still have it make sense.
0:09
OHHH MY GOOOD
"Hey baby"
AAAAAAAAAA
0:49 Kars instantly becomes Jotaro
Just one more like
@@belowaveragegorganda5115 done, 69 😭
@@yarajafar8398 639
769
815
"Requiem is the most powerful form a stand can possib-" 4:32
YES I DEFEATED A REQUIEM WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stop bullying Chariot, he's been through a lot.
I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this
God damn underrated
Literally the best comment
3:46
Getting touched by that one pink frog is like..
Kars: *touches lisa lisa's leg*
Also kars a second later: *ASCENDS*
S1 Jojo: Who are you?
S2 Jojo: M E M E
S3 Jojo: Weird
S4 Jojo: Strange
S5 GioGio: B I Z A R R E
S5 GioGio: G a y
S3 JoJo: Joseph x Abdol
S6: *F I S H*
S7; Jesus
S8: who?
4:04
Diavolo: KINGU CRIMISON NO-
Narancia: eh? HUH?
Proceed to kick diavolo
Yeah, pretty sure that *is* how King Crimson works
Narancia is so cute in that scene, it hurts my heart...
Alex Baldwin it’s just the jo bro curse
3:13 was so good 😂😂
I forgot why i love this show so much. Thanks for reminding me
3:38 “It’s a Minecraft Girl”
Thanks, I can't un-hear it now
Lol 😂
I heard it once, rewatched the clip, and didn’t hear it
I hear “It’s like Minecraft Burning”
I hear "its a minecraft curseee"
1:34
Kakyoin: *Gets eyes slashed*
Star Platinum: AAAAAAAAA
No
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He’s really angry about that
Star platinum is me
Lol
no ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:20 the random explosion got me gifgling
The perfect cut from absolute chaos to *bridgetaro* is amazing
Abachio: Pokes Giorno's chest
Giorno: *FUCKING DIES*
@@thisisfleurdelis FBI would like to know your location
Purple haze : _touches his chest_
Giorno : *Dies a brutal death*
Soccer players
@@ShutUpNickk why that joke
just why that one
¿e҉m҉o҉n҉È it’s appropriate
2:33 *When you wanna have a bro moment but your girlfriend is a control freak*
Ok
LOL
Maybe she's just angry that the third bro complimented his bro's mum but not her.
Josuke literally said: "She has a point." when Yukako said Koichi was really cute. Maybe she thought he was after Koichi's affections too.
@@megashark1013 You mean she's about to scream "NOHOMO!" at them?
2:28
Okuyasu: *Your mom is totally hot*
Crazy diamond: *D O R A !*
4:43 Joseph: So son this is how our bloodline started
1:13
INTENSE FIGHT
*B r i d g e*
BACK TO ACTION
pinoche
Loo
HAAGHHA
And then our reaction
b r i d g e
1:12-1:17
Hol Horse: deepthroats his own hand
Star Platinum: sucks a stand like a vacuum cleaner
Jotaro: I AM BRIDGE
Absolute perfection.
1:19 epic launching jotaro
Also sp: beating steely Dan
The gang: Laughs cause of peepee poopoo
You forgot ORA ORA ORA ORA
@@idk7922 he did
Good grief
Kars: uses lisa lisa’s legs as a guitar
Also kars: I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING
These clips show the full and intricate nature of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, honestly its beautiful and heartbreaking. This is so beautiful
1:15
reject humanity, return to bridge
Underrated
Omg underrated 😂
Bridges together strong
1:18
And rekt people
2:10: One of the most heartfelt, sad, and emotion scenes in all of JoJo, and arguably manga ever.
2:11:
LMAO
I agree, certainly the saddest death that never happened
Daniel Příbrský well it kinda happened but it didn’t
2:12 really touched me tho
@@brightestbiscuit3918 quite literally
The handshake Polnareff and Kakyoin did out of nowhere was so good. In a perfect world, they would add that to Helldivers 2
these clips made me realize how chaotic and funny this anime is lmao
1:14
I just love how it’s absolute chaos, *jotaro bridge* and then absolute chaos again
Yeah, copy the comment
A A
Bruh what comment
@@Aiko_63194 jataro lmao
Jataro xd
j a t a r o
3:46 how I hit my brother vs how he acts
Narancia make Golden experience Challeng
Aye I’m ur 100 th like
@@pedromemesbr87777 If you think about it Narancia's death was foreshadowed in Giorno's fight with Koichi where Giorno sits on the tree like how Narancia was impaled on the iron fence while he was in Giorno's body
2:33 as well
0:21
Anyone else loves the way how he said
"Speedowa *GON* "
0:43 is amazing!
0:44 kars plays lisa lisa guitar and discover all the secrets of the universe
Then gains immortality
oh my god.. he got the leg knowledge
This causes Joseph to run so he doesn't turn into a rock in space like Kars.
And the secret of universe is - drumroll please - *JOESTAR FAMILY'S SECRET TECHNIQUE*
@@hopeofhumanity4721 but he thought its stupid so he ignored it and turned into a rock as a punishment
“How to get your friends to watch Jojo’s part 1-5 “
and they're like: *i am interested*
And that's why I'm sending it to the group chat.
@@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops don't ur gonna spoil it
@@yungdabmaster69ripx86 They aren't wanting to watch it anyways! I'm doing my best here.
@@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops shuiit faaax my best friend said it was trash but when he got to battle tendency he loved it
Please we need the updated version with Stone Ocean. We are waiting for you! Thank you so much my friend.
i'm personally a fan of the transition between the end of part 2 and the start of part 3 just being 2 thuds with big text on them
which is followed a whole 2 episodes later
0:22
*“s P e e e D w A g Ö U n”*
It sounds french
I always get a craving for spaghetti and garlic bread when I hear it
Speedweed
*screech* -ARU!
@@damienkane5589 what
We really do need a "one-hour of calming Jotaro bridge lofi hip hop music" video
1 hour of jotaro slaving himself to steely dan so he wouldn't hurt his grandpa
czcams.com/video/OrKl6dRp08U/video.html
@@slvt4legion498 OH MY GOD
Lmao
Yep
The crazy part is this is more in context, than the actual show.
*3:45* perfect transition💀
JoJo: **weird and confusing without context**
Also JoJo: **weird and confusing with context**
J o t a r o b r i d g e
@@lainn5210 .
I felt that
4:02
0:35
when someone makes a 69 joke
DavidCrypt nice
@Dark Pink Cow nice
69 likes
69 likes
I think i not do it later
He forgot the classic HAYATO moment.
the pure silence when it cuts to Jotaro being a bridge ,
0:44 Kars: **touches leg**
0:46 Kars: **A S C E N D E D**
0:50 Kars: **rock hard**
Let's get back to work tomorrow.
To be fair, those are some real nice thighs.
Awaken, my fetishes
And gets rock hard
2 seconds later *is rock hard*
1:34 Star Platinum screaming in pain for Kakyoin was truly heartbreaking
1:37 Jotaro then turns to excessive chain-smoking in an attempt to deal with his grief
He sound like a buff aztec warrior lol
SHIP CONFIRMED
Oof
Oof
3:38 this is one of the best moments