Giorno & DIO Go to McDonald's | EPISODE 1
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Watch Giorno and Dio go to your favorite fast food place "Mcdonald's" in a lengthy episode doing all sorts of wacky stuff!
Enjoy the first episode as a new episode will come out later next year!
Again, i'm sorry if you can speak Japanese! - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Petition To Make David Productions Animate This!
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Yes
Yes yes yes yes.... YES
u heart ur own comment?... smh
yess
guacamole
Japanese: *exists*
Shitposts: Reality can be whatever I want.
It's free real estate.
kinda annoying if you can speak japanese tho
Yeah, I couldn’t tell if he went the extra mile and translated it back and fourth or not for the beginning, then realized the voices probably weren’t changed at all outside editing
@@tylerjackson8318 k
i will never forgive the japaneses
"I'm tired of waiting for part 6, I'll just make my own jojo content."
Does anyone actually have an idea of when it’ll come out
Bruh Moment don’t think anybody does but my guess is somewhere this year or next year
Insert Name delayed most likely due to coronacuntus
Cleetus lol
@@therookie6229 Probably 2021, but you can read it on Mangadex.
This is so well made I actually feel like I'm just watching a jjba reality tv show
I wonder why more anime don’t do this. A lot of anime and manga could make a ton of money if they just made all their characters go into a slice of life format. For example attack on titan jr high. It wouldn’t even be as difficult to animate as an action oriented anime.
@@couragecrusader7649 they do this but in forms of non cannon episode or fillers but jojo is he only exception
Very true
I love the “your next line is I shouldn’t have cheated on my wife” joke
I shouldn't have cheated on my wife
“I, Dio, had lived over a 100 years, but I didn’t know you could develop hair cancer.”
Josuke: so you have chosen death!
DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA
@@KallenKaslana
Okuyasu: Oi, Josuke! I decided not to die! Ain't that wacky?
Oi senpai......
@@davidhong1934 Josuke:........
He punched a bully and rearranged his face, turned Angelo into a rock, beat up Rohan and fucked his house, I wonder what’s he gonna do to dio...
"I, Dio lived more than a hundred years and i never knew you could develop hair cancer"
*that's allot of damage*
Dunkage
Nah the “alot of damage” will be dio’s existance after that roast
@@soup6381 both seem to apply
Humans shall not talk about that
*alot
10:14 *jotaro does a creepy laugh*
10:17 *INTENSE LAUGHTER*
10:19 *MORE LAUGHTER*
10:23 *insane laughter*
10:26 *absolute chaos*
The customers: tf is going on?
Sadly they didn't add more laughter
i see you watched the video as well.
4:34 lol koichi just ranting about giornos hair
I can’t wait for “Jotaro and Jolyne go to Burger King” once Stone Ocean gets adapted.
Jolyne : *fuck you dad. Why the fuck were messing around in japan and messing with dolphins instead of raising me or some shit. Fuck off*
Jotaro: *sad ora noises*
@@rainmakerr5209 Well actually she likes Jotaro by the end of Stone Ocean so.
lol
@@qwerty-bm5gx yeah but he is dead anyways
@@rainmakerr5209 jotaro isnt even jolyne's dad
jotaro's real kid is koichi
“A 15 year old kid in a blue car is *walking* around the city running over pedestrians”...
Ok
THE CAR IS THE sTaNd
He is walking intensely
Flintston's car.
SadKoala The Mediocre LMAO
@@_synthium_ yeet
Dio hugging Giorno out of fatherly love is always the best part of this edit♥️
0:32 2 years later and still doesn't fail in making me laugh lol
I just remembered this Guy now, last time ai watched him was 2 years ago
I can't wait till Jotaro finds out that DIO and Giornio put his only child in jail
i get it, jesus
tranquil_x_gacha that is jotaros only child
@@shadowprince8653 oh
Shadow Prince no koichi is
@@shadowprince8653 what about jouta
Dio broke rules of being a vampire to go out with his son, really heart-warming
Fuck the sun, he has sunscreen on
For Dio, it was entire body warming.
Isnt it just?
Your name is "A Mastermind" but i dont think you are a mastermind.
@@Eye5x5 why would I disclose whether or not i am hatching a plot to anyone?
This is editing on another level. At times it looks like it’s from the show and it’s hilarious
"I,DIO lived for hundreds of years and didn't know you could develop haire cancer"
Camera goes to Josuke
Me:Nah he fucked
Anime: Jojo Bizzare Life
Genre: Slice Of Life, Comedy, Shounen, Drama
This comment is surreal
It's part 4 then
It's *Jojo's Bizarre ADVENTURE*
this is seinen just because dio has a boyfriend who likes to play roleplay
JoJo's Abnormal Daily Routines
Voice Actor : The ones who make the joke
Subtitles : The kids who make the joke better
*the kid that said it louder
Xreexr not really. He just got some random things they said in Japanese. This was funny thanks to the creator good editing skills. Really great job there.
1 more like it will be 699!
@@_justice570 I want to make it original
Это гениально! Очень качественный монтаж и потрясаюшая задумка!
Успехов автору!😄
no way русский человек в комментах инглиш видевы
@@user-mx9pk5tg3qПотому что ХАРДБАСС в начале привлекает русскоговорящих как зов природы
@@user-mx9pk5tg3q, во-первых автор из России, а во-вторых в видео дохрена отсылок на русскую культуру, чего только стоит Джорно, пьющий водку под хардбасс
On Father’s Day, Dio is able to withstand the Sun
"a fifteen year old boy is walking around and running over pedestrians" *interesting*
Death knight isn’t that what 15 year old boys usually do on grand theft auto?
@@MisanthropyTEC yeah but I don't think they walk and run over pedestrians. That's not how the Mafia works.
He's the mafia boss he can do as he pleases
@@neverunknown1236 oh shit yeah he's the head of the Mafia. Guess that is how the Mafia works. LMAOOOOO XD
Oh you have seen nothing then... ;)
This is.... Transcendent. You've taken JoJo shitposting to a level where it's actually content
📆
Impossible!
Very high quality content
@Death i love this s--t
S-h-i-t
6 days 1.1k likes?
You sir know good comedy
I like how casually Dio just sits at the back when they are about to crash
"Why does this lady have cannons installed on her head?" Had me dead 🤣😂
Jotaro couldn’t find his dad, so he had to go with Joseph. That’s kinda sad
But remember that Jotaro IS a father and should be spending time with Jolyne.
Solid Liquid you do realize that that current jotaro didn’t have a child
69 likes
I have the (worst)best dad
No cause there is no anime footage of jolyne that’s why Johnny and gyro look terrible
I love how koichi is insulting Giorno in the background, when Giorno is talking to dio in the police station.
Bloody Stream is also silently running while they are at the counter in McDonalds.
CODA then random anime music
Ky P he is dramatic XD
*nods*
Ive never seen a prostitute with that many holes
Dio’s plot armor must’ve been active because he was standing in broad daylight
I actually prefer this Giorno more than in Golden Wind, I like how much emotion he shows, unlike in the actual anime
Its actually scary how well this video is edited
Your everywhere
@@XXGGDylanRuan hes not there real one
@@commentsectionpolice8038 ik
BOI HAVE I SEEN U BEFORE
You mean Menacing
Sun:
DIO:
Sun: ...
DIO: having Father’s Day, just burn me later
Sun: fine just this once
lol
Didn't noticed.
Bragon God forgot
Maybe Giorno made Dio resistant to sun light with his life giving powers.
@@TheLegless101 indeed.
I never knew that vampires can walk out in the sun now. *im looking at you DIO*
This is the BEST JOJO VID ON YT
Try jojocraft too
Fun fact: Death 13 can kill Giorno easily because he always has a dream
Kono giorno giovanna ni wa yume ga a-
Death 13:La Li Ho
Stolen
@@adrypvp wdym
ThisIsOnce
Stolen
@@gabrielangelorvalmores8212 how is this stolen, i came up with this from playing jojo eyes of heaven
Japanese people: "You can't just cut and paste random voice clips and change the subs
Subtitles: *reality is anything I want it to be*
Some stuff still was right tho
haha subs go brrrrrrr
The one time "Your next line will be..." shouldn't work🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*makes a joke about giorno's hair being canons*
*me audibly wheezing for some reason*
Subtitles:
“THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT”
Dio:
“JAPANESE JAPANESE JOSEPH JAPANESE”
So much Likes and no comments lol
Here im add one
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA = love you, son
I speak fluent Dio
It means “ Joseph’s blood is suitable just like I thought.” 😂
I, Giorno Giovanna, will have a dream while waiting.
ur pic is kakyoin noriyaki
Look like he changed it before I am here
I, Giorno Giovanna, am having a dream while in a food coma.
I wanna go home...
Kono DIO da!
this was literally so fun to watch i love it, wish i saw it sooner
I love how you pulled random audios from different scenes of the show
Therapist: Don’t worry, part three Giorno isn’t real and can’t hurt you.
Part three Giorno: 7:20
Damn boy HE THICC
*HE BE LOOKIN REAL THICC*
@Death stfu you don't understand the joke
Goat Herder Don’t*
@@Yamajat dint tell him
Non-Japanese People: this is really cool
Japanese People: wtf are they talkin bout
Edit: Oi Josuke, look at how much likes i got!
Ironuniverse 1230 which one?
Mary Dawson both
When u hear smth and the subtitles say smth didferent
@The Nova renaissance just make sure not to focus on what the character say and read the sub and you will enjoy it 😄
@The Nova renaissance same bruh that man said "十三歳" i was like bruh and some parts kinda made sense but not fully
This is a masterpiece a well done job 👍
Why is this wholesome?
This is the best shitpost ever. Here is the worst shitpost i have ever seen btw: Dio and Jotaro vs Star Platinum and The World
Dio screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYY when his son crashes his car after having a mental breakdown is my new favorite thing
You forgot the part when his son says it’s Dio’s fault
0:36-0:48 Excuse me gentlemen, but I'd like to have a word with you.
MUDO Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo
MUDO
Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora
@@asepkurnia9546 your Muda are useless
this is probobly like a fever dream for anyone who speaks japanese
It’s beyond that.
Giorno: “Have you saw the boss”
Dio: Too slow too slow!
Japanese people: wut
Lmao if you know you know
it is.
I'm japanese and that's true
" a 15 year old kid in a car walking around the town running over pedestrians " 💀
i watch this till the end. all i can say is that this video is exactly what goes in my mind whenever i'm sleep deprived
Language: Japanese
Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever I want*
Like Downfall padory too
Yare, yare daze...
Subtitules: Hola.
i dont like spanish help 😭
What about Italiano?
Me : This can't be so random
Okuyasu in the first 10 seconds : Oi Josuke I think I forgot how to breath again
When u realize okuyasu is a part skipper
But he doesn't need lungs, he's not a hamon user
He can’t use hamon
Two of my favorite anime, amazing work
One of the greatest vids of all time
Can't believe someone is animating part 9, even before the manga comes out
SaDVeC oh god, this is totally possible with Made In Heaven
That's not part 9
It's a spin off
As long as diavolo dies, It's canon.
@@adamdimitri2562 You're right
Everyone knows that Part 9's JoJo will be Shizuka
SaDVeC but Araki said he isn’t going to return to the original universe
“I, Dio, had lived over a 100 years, but I didn’t know you could develop hair cancer.”
*Top 10 lines before disaster*
The fuck does 'deserter' means ?
*disaster
@@kakateboi42 you got it
@DIO DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARAAAAAAA
That's how corona came around
I need more of Dio and Pucci, it's far too cute
What a great and good edit of yours
I like how you made Jotaro truly look like a teenager.
The lack of sleep is pretty teenager tho
@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 can you the the muda muda thing
@@simeonsimeon9903 and the korega requiem da part too pls
No
Uhmmm gold experience why did you use the requiem arrow without my permission?
This guy's editing skill is beyond what mortal mind can achieve
25 years later I will have the full season of Dio and giorno goes to McDonald
ohh yeaa
yeahhh
Lol y e s
yup
I saw this video when it was new. Pretty much just got into JoJo for real now. Hits way different.
Dio became such a good father, he even stopped burning up in sunlight and got himself some bright-ass windows
I can only imagine the whiplash a person who speaks Japanese would go through understanding the spoken lines while also reading the English subtitles.
*"That's not what they say, what the fuuuuuuuck! LMFAO"*
That’s me and my brain has to deal with two different lines at the same time lol
Same as the germans with hitler rant parodies
I seen Japanese subtitles with english audio shitpost
im having a stroke reading and hearing too things because I'm Japanese its hell
This is so high quality, how is this free?!
it's not. it took a part of my soul
@@BragonGod you can take everything after part 2
Yeah, people should probably support him on patreon right
Don't give him idea-
@@asfadanny i can give him head
this guy reached to over heaven and is a truly golden experience
The conversation he has with pucci is on another level “pulls out meat scepter”-DIO
dio became such a good dad that he learned to walk in the sun
You mean "mother"
He is a guy.
@@limhoeykhen4146 Not Cool
@@limhoeykhen4146 wut?
Ahhhh yes Dio can walk IN the sun
So he basically went to space to just go IN the sun
We have
-Thus spoke Kishibe Rohan
-Purple Haze Feedback
-Deadmans Questions
And now
-DIO and Giorno go to McDonalds
And putting koichi in jail
+ Over Heaven and Jorge Joestar
@@Ryan-cr4dr please don't remind me of Jorge Joestar
@@wariothemilkman 36 Kars on Mars
Also we didn't forget pucchi and dio becoming a family
this is truly a work of art.
Please make a part 3 i need it this is so good
The quality is so high, this should declared as a monument of mankind.
The start of Ep2: Josuke: Wtf did you say about my hair?!!!!
@ieatjets you sir deserve a heart and likes for having a wonderful profile pic
@ieatjets because i can >:) here's a heart for your low effort comment
@ieatjets haha people actually think there's gonna be a part 2?
maybe who knows C:
@@BragonGod Bro this is like the best jojo fan made content i've ever seen, you make what everyone wants to see ( the characters from different parts having interactions with each other in a slice of life ) that's like.. bro i hope this is going to be continued
Like i enjoyed this video so much i wish it never ended, same feeling as watching a jojo episode i swear
@@BragonGod well this content is godlike so i think yes
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY GIORNO WAS SHOCKED AND DIO TOO BECAUSE OF DIOS CLOTHERS AT THE START
this is my favourite video on the internet
People who don't know japanese : **laughing hysterically**
People who know Japanese: **headache**
I am Japanese but hysteric
There’s a thing called mute. Just watch it while reading subtitles. Im Japanese and im never hearing this mans video the same ever again
666 like
you know where koichi said "im in a cell?!" he actually said "fifty thousandddd?!" ye
@@mos1452 500,000 I thought?
Everyone gangsta until okuyasu remembers how to get oxygen to his brain
Underrated comment
Facts
Oi, Josuke!
Isn’t he dead?
Иә
Amazing video
j'adore on ce tape des barre du debut a la fin surtout le moment avec koichi et l'agent juste en lisant les sous titre tu vois a quel point c'est le bordel🤣🤣
Fun fact: its canon as long as diavolo appears and dies
That's true lol
it is cannon because at some point diavolo will have to die while this is true.
your statement is literally useless since everything is cannon.
@@justacasualguy13 i never said it's fake but ok mate
@@sabery5496 i didn't reply to you but ok maye
@@justacasualguy13 oh, sorry then.
"I, Giorno Giovanna have experienced mcdonalds big mag."
Yes
Its still smaller than his d-
😶
So there is 2 giornos but one is not giorno but is but is just a very scuffed one
MgRonalds
7:45 *We must stay focused brothers.*
This was very well done lol
“I, Giorno Giovanna, am satisfied with my happy meal.”
:D
:DD
:DDD
::D
@@RandomGuy-hf7zd :DDDD
“I never knew you could develop hair cancer.”
*Josuke appears*
*Ｙｏｕｒ ｆｒｅｅ ｔｒｉａｌ ｔｏ ｌｉｖｅ ｈａｓ ｅｘｐｉｒｅｄ.*
Poggers,Afton. Poggers.
DORARARARARARARA
Dr: You have hair cancer
Josuke: *SHOCK* that's impossible!
Dr: Says a guy who has a litterar fighting spirit
Crazy Diamond: *angry Dora dora noises*
Kings when they want to buy alcohol but they don’t have enough money
Sounds like something my friend would say lol
You earned your self a sub
You deserve an OSCAR 🔥
Cashier:
How many burgers do you want?
DIO:
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
7 page rapid counting intensifies
Breads
6252
7
@@Fugitive685 DIO: so can I get 6252 hamburgers?
I'm not kidding, this video got me watching JoJo.
(just so everyone's clear, no, i didn't skip parts)
Same
Its Ok since its jojo BIZZARE adventure/world
Ikr
Wow lol
Oh ok
This is PERFECTION
found your channel after watching JoJoCraft, I'm definitely subscribing
6:25
DIO: says "joseph"
Subtitles: THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
Didn't expect to see you here
It's even worse when you actually know japanese. I can't read the subtitles and listen at the same time so I have to mute the video just force myself to read only the sub.
@@dragonsdream4236 I'm currently learning japanese and it certainly is quite weird reading something and hearing something else.
We meet again
Japanese: exists
Subtitles: *Reality can be anything I want*
Yes
i cant even understand what im saying
Haven’t seen this comment before... 🥱
Crazydiamond-shiningdiamond acdc-edisie its weird
“dio is a virgin”
laughing i love how some of the backgrounds are straight up just from the devil is a part timer 😭😭🫶🏾
This is the funniest video I've seen in my life
People who actually speak Japanese must be having a stroke watching this
Indeed i did
I just turned down the sound and simply read the subtitles
Koichi in the video: I'm in a jail cell!?
Koichi in actual japanese: 500,000
@@cludyskies7860 that how much it will cost to bail him out
@@roeital5504 Lmfao
DIO and giorno hugging was so wholesome
Almost made me cry
Agreeing
“almost”?
What about me
Jotaro Kujo sorry, but there is no place for you in here.
@@soluble_harbour bruh you ruined a beautiful father and son moment
This is perfection
I like how you used DIO’s “Too slow,too slow” for him saying “yeah yeah” it makes sense
“Old man! Why does this lady have cannons installed in her hair?” I am literally dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭🤣
Moo
9:55
Omgg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not old man, it's GEEGEE
KINGU CURIMSON *Donuts you*
"I, Dio lived more that a hundred years and I never knew you could develop hair cancer."
Famous Last Words.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
bingkoi *slow clapping*
Whos this fucker josuke and his dumbass hair
This is the kind of stuff I think about when I’m sitting in class