DIO: THE GENERATIONAL HATER
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2022
- Bruh took hating to another level.
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Within 10 minutes of the show, Dio:
- spits on his dad’s grave
- kicks Johnathan’s dog
- beats Johnathan in a fight
- steals all of Johnathan’s friends
- kisses Johnathan’s girl
- kills Johnathan’s dog
This is all prior to becoming a vampire/gaining a STAND, truly a generational hater
ZA RATIO
Bro no way I could take those kind of L’s from anyone, def not some asshole who’s been my new adopted brother for like 1 month….I’d have yo pull the musket or something
@@ryanmoore5237 fuck putting on pantaloons im putting on gunpowder
@@ryanmoore5237 equip your pantaloons before i polish my smoothbore little lad.
To be fair his dad was a jerk but he did love his mom
Fun Fact: Dio is Italian for "God". So when he calls himself DIO, his god complex is basically on a whole other level than it was already.
When Polnareff is at the stairs with DIO, he's looking up to God. its so cool when people point that out to you.
Diavolo means devil so in part 5, Polnareff looks down towards the devil on that one stair scene. this dude polnareff has had too much trouble in his life 😭
@@foldfoldfoldfold not only that but Giorno is Jesus because he is the son of DIO (god), he then fights and beats Diavolo (the devil). Part 5 is literally a story about Jesus fighting and beating the Devil
@@foldfoldfoldfold the devil is the last person you should look down at bro polnareff needs a break Mann 🥲
He's also named for an epic heavy metal vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The creator is a rabid music fan.
But isn’t vegeta god?
He ain't just a genetic hater, he a whole philosophical one too. He literally started a whole cult of hating the same family as him.
man deadass got himself a priest too 🗿
Blud is a racial opp
Bro made hating joestars a whole religion backed up by magic and science. Then he converted a Catholic priest to his religion. This priest then used this religion to create a new universe. Dios hate for joestars truly spans multiple universes lol
Pucci literally like "I will 'help' all of humanity ascend except the Joestars"
@@xxcridonxx7614 a multiverse level threat lmao
Bruh honestly. I think Jotaro deserves a spot on the roundtable too despite being the protagonist. Man called his own mom a b- and beat someone at their own game WHILE HE WAS LEARNING HOW TO PLAY. He put the lives of everyone he knows on the line just to bluff. The dude stopped his own heart to play dead. He’s wild.
Pucci is 10 times more disrespectful than Jotaro
@@Jmoney10000 That’s true 😂😂. Everyone in that show has some kind of disrespect in them it’s wild.
Part 3 Jotaro maybe, but he falls off in later parts. Ends up jobbing to a CD player.
WhataboutJospeh pulling out a machine gun and shooting out a crowded restaurant and blowing it up with grenades
@@tydusfma7 facts honestly. Pucci doing that pose after- **spoiler warning just in case for someone**
-Killing weather report was just straight up disrespectful. Not to mention he technically bodied the whole squad and would have won if he didn't underestimate emporio lol
Fun fact: Jonathan Joestar was the only one DIO called and acknowledged as Jojo. He may have hated his guts, but he ultimately had massive respect for the only man to give him multiple Ls
but dio won the war, jonathan only won minor fights
@@ezelegui7901 Jonathan whooped him so hard that Dio wasn't ready to fight even after 100 years of recovery. Also Jonathan saved his bloodline, which ultimately led to the birth of Jotaro.
He even got mad when Wang Chan expressed a desire to torture Jonathan before killing him. I also don't think he hated him that much towards the end because when Jonathan confronted him at his castle he confesses that he sent minions to kill Jonathan because Dio wanted to avoid killing him himself due to the fact that they grew up together and that making Jonathan his zombie slave didn't seem funnto him. However he realizes it was a weakness in him for Jonathan and decided to overcome said weakness by opting to make Jonathan his zombie.
@@ezelegui7901 To Dio those fights counted because Jonathan managed to go from someone he regarded as trash to someone who could match and equal him. Jonathan challenging and beating him also lead to Dio to reinventing his plans and pushed him to do things he never even thought about doing on his own. He even says that if it wasn't for Jonathan he wouldn't have had his vampire powers since Jonathan's interest in the stone mask and him uncovering Dio's plans to poison George is what leads to Dio using the mask on himself and becoming a vampire.
Jonathan sacrificed himself with the intention of dying with Dio and in the end Dio didn't die, but Jonathan still managed to stall him for 100 years and he manages to secure his bloodline so they would be the ones who beat DIO. Not to mention Jonathan's body is the one that sends the signal and gives the other Joestars their stands when Enya pierces it and it becomes a weakness for DIO since Jonathan's body was rejecting him.
@@ChadBenjamin sure dio couldnt fight for another 100 years, but jonathan couldnt fight EVER again cuz the nigguh died
What I love about Dio is that unlike most villains who brood about it, Dio loves it and takes absolute pleasure in being evil. You can tell he had alot of fun during his fight with Jotaro.
until he got his wig split 😆
Skip Bayless type beat.
that's only because Dio never thought he'd lose to one of the most mega chads of all time
@im calling saulShut up
@@DafneSMG ignore ‘em
Man was a straight menace. But you forgot his coldest moment.
In part 1 Zeppeli asked him "How many innocent lives have you consumed?"
And Dio responds with what is without challenge the COLDEST Line In Anime. He says *"How Many Breads have you eaten?"*
It turns out it was enough to plow Dio's mother the night before.
Geez, that's actually similar to a moment in DBZ Abridged when Piccolo asked Cell how many people he drank, and Cell only responded, "Enough."
i was surprised 1 was only 10 eps...i thought it be longer
13. I prefer Japanese food
To be honest he was basically admitting that the whooping was THAT BAD
This man won Hater of the Year for 100 years straight, including the years where he couldn't do anything because he was trapped at the bottom of the ocean.
It wasn't vampresm that kept him alive it was sheer hatred
What I loved about the Stair Scene was the fact that DIO could've EASILY off'd Polnareff at any point. But he literally went out of his way to troll this man, JUST to flex off his power.
Lmao. Jojo was fire 🔥
FACT$!!! 😂🤣😭
Actual troll moment.
@@thegreatgamingkid8252 true
Not only that he also went to another room and bring a single couch to sit on
This Man hated so hard he convinced a priest to become god to reset the universe.
Nobody puts in the work like DIO man. DIO is what every hater should aspire to be. The end-all of hating.
He’s hate incarnate. Just pure hate.
The only one that rivals him is Stinkmeaner
@@ChimpBoi493 And Major Tanya.
@@ChimpBoi493 Stinkmeaner, The Hateocrasy, Tanya (whose last name I can't spell), Zamasu, and Eobard Thawne. Only ones that rivals him on that. In terms of pettiness then only he and Thawne are the pettiest.
Dio legit stop time just to go down and move him back then go back up like none happen 3 more times
DIO hated a family bloodline so much, he became a part of it out of pettiness... He literally went from taking Erina's first kiss to taking Jonathan's balls. I can't be the only one to see the homo-erotic undertones, right? I mean, DIO is legitimately a weird-ass reverse yandere at this point.
I wouldn't be surprised if Dio was honestly beating Jonathan meat
Brought a new meaning to “I want that ass”
perspective really does create curious ideas
I never even thought abt it that deep…killing him wasnt enough he took his seed too😭
I think DIO is canonically bisexual from what I’ve heard. I could be wrong though.
Dio is truly a one of a kind villain. One of the few who actually enjoys being evil and also admitting it himself. Also everything he does is just so extreme for no reason like stopping time to obliterate a cat lmao.
Fr. He didn't even have to be evil, he just chose to be lmao. His dad may have been an ass but he could have easily decided to not follow his wishes and be a better person but he said "nope, rather be a menace" smh
@@murasakino101 fr even part 3 dio looked like a good guy on a few parts 😂
@@789ine true lmao.
The revers flash loves him
Dio honestly probably called his stand “The World” because that’s how large his hate was for jojo 😂
Yes
yes
Nah, that shit was universal
@@ITSARATDUDE multiversal, even
Nah it's bigger dude his hate for JoJo must be beyond outerversal or some shit
The fact that Dio is racist to a specific bloodline is just so menacing
tobirama: am i joke a joke to you?
Breaking News Angry and crazed British man harassing and fighting Japanese teenager!
@@therealwhat2647 tobirama still had a somewhat understanding reason. uchihas had the sharingan, and they were one of the two forces in war and about to cause a coup detat.
Dio just hates the Joestars cuz they rich and he's not. lol
@@rumi1970dg🤓🤓🤓
@@meliodasjames3712 hey wat dat supposed to mean use words not emojis
“You JoJo girl? He been looking a little happy lately and I DON’T LIKE THAT A BIT” that killed me, that is peak black air force energy. He hates Jonathan so damn much he can’t allow him to have one ounce of happiness
To top off the baby scene, after the first thing a zombie eats, they regain their consciousness and control of their body for a good minhte. So after she ate her baby, she saw that she killed the baby. Dio is mad fucked up.
How do we know this? I’m on part 6, but I don’t remember them saying that. Was it a Manga Only thing?
Oh hell naw
@@portal-master-1023 he's second guessing that shit because when Dio tested the mask on the guy he bump into he lost control
That stair scene was literally him freezing time, picking him up, putting him at the bottom of the stairs, going up up the stairs then posing just to unfreeze time to do the shit like 4 more times. PETTY ASF
You unoriginal asf
same with the car taxi scene
i think it makes more sense that he just sent his stand to do it while he stayed at the top of the stairs
@@bolonhesa843 his stand is his sould so dio still did it
@@gekozilla7339 yes but actually no
Underrated hater fact:
Dio didn't even need to steal the family fortune. He was graduating as the top student at his university with a LAW degree. He would've been rich dawg he just tried to rob George for the fun of it.
Absolute menace
Honestly. Top grad students were so rich then that he was already successful if he didn't have hatred.
But he's built different though.😂😂
Honestly. Top grad students were so rich then that he was already successful if he didn't have hatred.
But he's built different though.😂😂
Menace 😭
Why villains hate the mc:
Frieza: Because of their race
Aizen: He has great potential, too great
Yhwach: They disrespected my people
Dio: It's funny lol
You know, that stair scene is more impressive when you realise he had only a few seconds to; walk down the stairs, pick up a whole man, put him down even further down the stairs, rush back up to the top, and get back in the exact same pose you started in. Mad props to DIO for this.
And the fact he head only 5 seconds (I think) to do that was just wow😭😭 dawg wasted 5 seconds to do that so many times😭
Had*
I think his Vampirism allowed him to somewhat capitalize on the time he had, allowing him to do things even Jotaro couldn’t do with the same amount of time.
He might have used The World to help him with that but then again DIO is the type of guy to do that himself
He made hating and pettiness a skill
You gotta admire Dio. He found what makes him happy in life and pursued it. We should be more like him. Bro said imma dedicate my entire life and make a cult off of hating one dude’s entire bloodline and you know what. He succeeded. Follow through people. Follow through.
If he or Kira Yoshikage had ever desired world peace they could have done it in a year.
best part is not only did he succeed in his goals he found love and died knowing he set his plan into motion (atleast in the manga)
@@recitationtohear explains what
And got a his sneaky link priest to end the universe
@@wolfmastermind8831 Its a bot
Probably what makes Dio as an above-and-beyond baddie is that he didn't even need to become a vampire to hate. He just looked at the concept of it, and said, "...Yeah, that's a bonus."
Dio could only beat the joestars with the power of friendship.
@@therook6198 Hence Pucci's near victory.
@@concept5631 tbf pucci did beat the joestars of his universe but ultimately got counter ratio'd by a child
@@bltfireburstAU True
@@bltfireburstAU And the funniest part about that is that Pucci could've avoided the counter ratio by not stopping the reset early to flex on and try to kill said child because he was the only one left from the old universe other than him. Now the reset got negated and Pucci has a case of being erased from existence.
11:35 this part had me screaming 😂, also the fact he didn't even finish the trial of black force energy and dio was already at the round table should say some.
Where is that clip from?
Fax where is it fron
From
@@javonwright7668 8:33
10:09 made me laugh
Johnathan: This is my dog
Dio: You mean that WAS your dog
This man himself caused 80% of all the issues faced the entire series. Even in death he's still a true troublemaker and hater
I'd say thats more towards 90 to 95%.
Though technically Diavolo takes some major Ws in that regard since he discovered the Stand Arrows and gave them to Enya who used them on DIO
Yup
@@emblemblade9245 by that mean, it's Kars who had the most influence.
Vamp masks are confirmed to be the source of all problems in jjba parts 1-6
With the mother and baby, Dio literally just went. “Oh, sure I’ll spare your baby. Just cause you asked ever so nicely. But will YOU spare your baby?”
And that’s honestly almost even more brutal.
It's also one of the most horrific scenes in the series too.
Yes
Ep
It still gives me goosebumps till this day
Bro he was just being nice and sparing the baby
it's a joke
the munching noises when she ate the baby had me straight phasmatic
Same (・_・;)
What the hell does that mean? 💀
@@mynameisyoshikagekira949search it up
Dio: “Somebody call PETA!”
Why?
Dio: “So I have somebody to relate to with our shared passions!!”
I love to believe DIO prepared everything to troll Polnareff. The lighting, smoke, and even the conveniently hidden chair.
Or he stopped time to get the chair from wherever he had it
@@TheCrimson44 i can't tell if DIO having every planned exactly or DIO realizing mid trolling that sitting in a chair would be so funny is funnier
@@bigpoggers6507
All of those things at once.
With Dio, that's all possible, and that's the beauty of it. It isn't just a matter of interpretation. Those are all valid conclusions, that's the kinda dude Dio is.
We are forgetting one of Dio’s biggest hatin ass moments in history, that I don’t think any other member of the round table has done
HE HIJACKED THE OPENING AND RAN JOTAROS’ FADE DURING IT
This 100% yes!
Facts
True and that started the whole trend of the main villian hijacking the opening. Hell, Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls took notes from Dio when he hijacked the opening with the Weirdmageddon opening.
I remember when i first saw that i was like "Yo wait hol up"
Bruh I forgot all about that 😂😂
The fact that Dio father look like what Uncle Ruckus wanted to be is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Dario and Uncle Ruckus would probably be drinking buddies. 😂
@@vanguardtrainer924considering the fact that Dario was a British man alive in the 1800's id say his views would align with uncle ruckus's views pretty well
8:23 here’s a fun fact; he didn’t actually control the women, the whole point was that SHE specifically did it on her own “will” without him in it
Part 3 DIO does one thing that so many other main villains don’t do: he makes sure to double tap the protagonist. Granted, it didn’t work, but at least the attempt was made.
FR
Cuz Dio got 100 years to reflect on his L
@@superpro1thomas858 because DIO learns from Jonathan’s mistakes
@@samuelbradley3369 so this means Tony Stark is a jojo reference
Ok tbh Dio was so arrogant in part 3. He could've killed Jotaro earlier if he wanted to.. but no we wanted to have fun monologuing. Like come on, Jotaro is stil human, just slit his throat with your knifes.
i love how he makes dio's dad sound like uncle ruckus
it was so funny
bro looks like uncle ruckus too 💀💀
@@reigensolos uncle rukus father:
Uncle Ruckus before Revitiligo.
That part absolutely killed me
I wish you'd talked about how disrespectful Erina was after he kissed her!!! Rinsing her mouth out with muddy water--man, I love strong females, and Erina is top tier for her time.
Unspoken rizz
@@idiot-gv5wpspoked 8th gear rizz
A girl who is that faithful to her man, who ends getting her first kiss taken away by a random stranger, would rather rinse her mouth with mud water than endure a kiss from another dude. Yep, that’s definitely a strong woman for real
@@jbalmy03I'm pretty sure Erina knew who Dio was. He publicly humiliated Jonathan and went around ruining his reputation. But the point still stands, Erina was savage.
@@jbalmy03if only women were like that in real life
I literally stopped functioning as a human for a sold half an hour when he made that woman eat her baby.
Fr like people be like oh he’s so misunderstood 😢 he’d bea good dad but WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! Completely unprompted
@@di7209 "That's her kid, not mine."
- DIO, definitely.
@@Demonboy007
"please, spare my child!"
"I'm gonna. But I don't know if you will"
DIO was so petty and just loved messing with people. Man really stole Jonathan's body, tormented his future generations, and ensured that his legacy would at least be left in ZA WARUDO even after he was gone. He literally stole a steamroller and pretended like he made a new attack. Nobody does it like DIO
DIO is responsible for the events of every single part of the og timeline, my man didn't just ensured his in-universe legacy, the JOJO's franchise as a whole just happened because of this man's presence and gravity, it's part of his legady. A real 30 year old pretty famous manga with god knows how many chapters and big influence in japan's parody culture and comedy is a fictional character's legacy
this fictional man has so much black air force energy that he influenced the real world, characters whose powers are "being 11th dimensional and capable of deleting anything from existence with mere thought" weren't able to do that
@@Drip_Wooper might as well name it DIO’s bizarre adventure
@@Drip_Wooper only the og jojo universe happened because of Dio, not the whole franchise.
When you realize, Dio basically had himself or the world to carry polneraff from the stairs back to the ground nonstop, for shxts and giggles.
mans getting assaulted by the bots
@SaneOffLittleKids *SILENCE, BOT.*
" HAHAHA, YES! IT'S MORBIN' TIME! " -Dio Brando
A bisexual man who turns himself into a vampire to haunt and torment a family for generations is literally the plot of this show
The part that gets ne with the staircase scene is that you know DIO had to have pracriced that shit. At that point he could only stop time for a few seconds, so he had to put a throne in a room near enough to grab while time was stopped. Not to mention the effort to perfectly move Polnereff a step down the stairs and move back into his stance. DIO is somethin else man.
I thought he could just use the world to fly off and grab one, same with moving polnareff, given his stand is tremendously faster than him.
If it wasn’t a anime everyone would have died, but literally unlike the stone ocean ending.
You never mess with a man who dedicates himself in the art of the hater 👀
I always loved that scene once we learned Dios power. Cause I was like “the audacity of this man to unlock time control and then use it just to drag a motherfucker back down the stairs”
bro just imagining dio running up and down the stairs is funi asl
Dio for sure is the biggest opp in anime history, he decided to dedicate his entire life as an immortal vampire to tormenting the joestar family just for shits and giggles.
Don't forget that thier blood actively made him stronger
Plus he also indirectly affect those who don't deal with him. Like Jolyne deals with someone who worshipped Dip. Also Jonathan's son was killed by a zombie created by Dio
@@dorianpage9593 yeah, literally eveyone had to dealt with DIO on some level, my man basically controlled the entire "Stand user market" for as long as he was alive, every single stand user or stand user related event that happened in the 80s was allowed or stopped by him, shit didn't happen without DIO knowing it, pretty much all the stand-users alive at that time period knew who he was and proceeded to tell his tale, my man was gaining followers after death with only 4 years active. Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 had DIO in them somehow, Death wasn't enough to kill the man, his hatred and pettiness continued
@@Drip_Wooper don't forget part 7 Diego as Dio
Don't forget he even had alt universe versions of himself(Diego) to fight the alt universe versions of the joestars(Johnny)
This man rlly managed to make 2 Phineas and Ferb references in an anime black air force's video. This man requires a level of black divinity beyond that of a mere CZcamsr.
I know 1 was when Dio was falling, but where was the other?
@@redninja00780:38
11:06 just to give you guys some quick math:
1889-1983 is 94 YEARS. DIO Was in that underwater ship buried alive at sea for 94 years! nearly a century! damn!
The passion in his voice whenever he did “THE RATIO” is priceless. And the “ITS NO USE YOU FELL OFF!” Yo 😂😂😂
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ZA RATIO!!😭
LMAO
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DIO’s hate for the Joestars is so strong, he managed to fuck with them even after his death.
Also, Tanya (& now DIO) should be in the High Court.
True
This man doesn't care
@@rizkuda The High Court is at 0:44, with no Tanya yet.
And considering how Part 6 ends, he kinda got away with it too…
bro kid buu destoryed littearly everything ever
For real though, George really set up the Joestar lineage to suffer at this man's hands because he couldn't see Dio was a bastard. Like how did he think the dog ended up in that furnace lol.
Dio really said: "Fine I'll spare the baby, but will YOU spare the baby?"
So you finally put the 100 year old bisexual vampire who swore his entire being to torment his adoptive brothers bloodline just because he was salty. If that ain’t a hater, I don’t know what is.
The craziest part is that he added several members to that bloodline with intentions to destroy the bloodline and one of them winds up becoming a Jojo protagonist
Man was born with Haterade in his veins and chose violence just because it amused him. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the malignant narcissistic sociopath of anime
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.dd
@@staysolidshades254 god is fake
@@staysolidshades254 Muhammad>Jesus
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@@legogaymer3608 Lit my dude 👌😎
I think Jotaro also deserves consideration for the high court of Black air force energy, Jotaro scared Dio to high hell so bad that he jumped away from Jotaro at a slight movement, then refused to get close and lost because of it and put the roller in the way of him and Jotaro as his final attack, once Jotaro entered Dios realm mans folded
Also he beat the shit out of Steely Dan with MFL punches for 3 whole manga pages
15:31 THE ZA RATIO GOT ME DYING OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As CJ said in his “Beyond Scared Straight: Jojo Edition” vid. Dio be like “I wake up, breathe and hate. You know what I hate? Those damn Joestars”
Dio's hate is really crazy
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I bet dio was like oh damn it I forgot to bring the chair ZAR WORLDO and then proceeded to grab a chair really quickly
22:10 This would be the PERFECT line for an abridged version of JoJo 😂😂😂
The passion in his voice shouting "THE RATIO" was great to hear 😂
*THE RATIO*
"THE WORLD"
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6:47, 9:54, 15:26, 16:21, 17:12, 19:06, 19:38, 19:46, 21:14, I love how much energy he’s putting into his impression of Dio. He sounds like he’s having just as much fun voicing him as Dio is tormenting the Joestars and other people in general.
and also at 16 mins
16:18
Dio is cool I can't blame him
19:46 have yall ever watched Norbit lol
@@djdukes1228 that moan tho..
Dio don't take L's. He takes *lives.*
Gotta love how he uses his knees and elbows during fights highlighting his aggressive fighting style. Man arrived at some stranger's house and instantly knee'd the dog upon meeting, what a hero.
When Jotaro said "It's crusading time" after kakyoin's death it brought tears to my eyes😢 Truly one of the moment in anime history
Wtf is a 'momment'?
RIP Kakyoin 😭
May his anime soul Rest In Peace 🍺
Came by this comment after the Dio morbin time, still laughing.
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@@johannesstephanusroos4969 did i spell that wrong ? Is it moment ? Or mommment ? Or mommmmmmment ? Or mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmment ?
I feel like you kind of glossed over the fact that DIO threw a man's corpse at a group of people at 7:16 so hard that the body went *through the police,* cutting them into pieces, and also broke Speedwagon's arm. He ain't even need a stand, he could have just casually walked through people lol
Ur pfp looks mad trippy the more i look at it
He kinda skipped over a bunch of stuff like how he stopped time to make polneraff go up n down the stairs and how he stopped time to get the senator back into the car
@@cianalabantot6968 Facts bro. His pfp looking mad trippy rn
Bro why does it look so 3d that's trippy as hiek
@@luvtay8804 gotta make it short enough to fit into a 20 min vid
CJ has so much more energy in this video I love it he is so invested into the anime and video production. Perfection.
10:36 best line ever made
DIO is such a menace that everything that happened from Parts 1 to 6 can be traced back to him. It takes a whole ass reboot to get rid of him.
Only for ANOTHER Dio to show up in part 7
@@WeaponXSigma *Two*, technically
@@WeaponXSigma Diego > Dio
Wait, how did Dio affect Morioh?
@@hyliansaviour9420 stand arrow
Can we talk about when Polnareff gets put back everytime he takes a step, Dio literally stops time, carries him one step back, goes back up, sits down and repeats that over and over, just to bamboozle him
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The World does it for him. The World's range is about 10 meters but the effective range for fighting is 2 meters.
so each time DIO stopped time he just sat there are let his stand do it for him
Menace? Or comedian?
22:00 "but then jotaro hit him with the...IP LEAK"
I can just IMAGINE after Dio did THIS: 8:29, The ENTIRE table is Staring at him in utter Shock and Disgust, while he has a smile on his face, Like, the ONLY character I can Imagine Not freaking out is Omni-man and even he's like "What the Actual F**k."
Like....JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL!
I mean kid Buu in all honesty wouldn't even giving shit he be laughing with Dio
@@waterpillar1977 same with Alucard
@@Fallensabre-uw7hb actually he would be disgusted alucard may be a monster but even he has limits
@@waterpillar1977 do you not know who Alucard is? Vlad Dracula Tepes of Wallachia, the same mfer who forced mothers to eat the roasted remains of their children.
@@Fallensabre-uw7hb alucard himself has shown he has limits is utterly repulsed by other vampires he would literally find Dio more of a monster then himself
Dio got his ass beat, so then he became a vampire.
got his ass beat again.
Then decided to get a stand.
AND AFTER ALL OF THAT.
He never gave up getting his ass beat.
Truly a beautiful story.
Go his ass beat
Then decided to dodge hell and create an alternate universe in his image
Bro got:
Slapped in the face by his father, Dario
His head slammed into a plate of food by a patron
Punched multiple times and defeated in a fight by Jonathan
Pushed off a railing by Jonathan
Yeeted to a considerable distance by an old man
Was getting his blood drank by the same old man(but his ass got lucky)
Got shot multiple times by cops
Got shot in the head by Speedwagon(though it missed the brain)
Got stabbed through the hand by Jonathan with a spear
Was burned by Jonathan
Was tackled and stabbed in the side by Jonathan
Was impaled through the chest with a statue by Jonathan, then he burns to ash
Was slapped in the face by Poco’s sister
His face was burned by Dire
His arm was amputated by Jonathan
He was sliced in half by Jonathan(how tf did that not kill him????)
Was punched through the stomach and disintegrated by Jonathan(but he cut his head off to keep the Hamom from getting to it, which I think shouldve killed him)
Was stabbed in the neck by Jonathan, then he was blown up(not really since somehow he took John’s body and went in the casket)
Was punched through the stomach by Jotaro, then thrown through a glass window, causing a shard to cut his leg off
Was stabbed through the head by Polnareff(which again, missed the brain)
Was punched in the head by Jotaro, cracking his head open and inflicting a fatal wound
Was punched multiple times by Jotaro, making him go flying and land next to Joseph’s body
Was punched in the hand by Jotaro. His fingers were broken but he healed that quick
Legs were broken by Jotaro
Stand was destroyed and his head and the left side of his body were blown off by Jotaro, killing the vile terrorist vampire for good
And was the strongest in every part he was in
Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you the shortest ascent in history to the round table; in a record 8 minutes and 43 seconds, the #1 hater who transcends generations just to hate, the man who did nothing but wait in a room for over 40 episodes while the protagonists busting they ass to take him out; literally hating from across the globe, the man, the myth, the legend......LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! The defunct MVP of The Round Table of Black Air Force Energy: KONO DIO DA. Pls grind your teeth together in Wrrrrrrr, and WELCOME, the face that runs the place, Dio H. Brando.
That. Is. Perfect!👌
👏👏👏
Nice!
Nah the fact I did the wrrrrr with my teeth, top tier comment
gah damn nigga u need to be a anouncer or smthn that shi was hype af
2:23 that was just the beginning... of animal abuse..
Now that the stone ocean anime wrapped, when are we getting Pucchi on the round table? Dude successfully pulled a whole ass diavolo and won.
He didn’t win shit
I actually think Dio, if you took away all the ham or supernatural elements, is kind of a huge loser. My man seriously took sharing a massive fortune with someone else to be a personal insult and tried to ruin his step-brother's life to get it himself. After he becomes a vampire, he goes from a figurative parasite to a literal blood sucking one who still steals from others to survive. Then him stealing Jonathan's body is him saying Jonathan was better than him. Of all his weird mutant offspring, only one of them (Giorno) finds a purpose in life to fulfill while the other 3 are directionless losers who easily allied with Pucci. Ungalo is the best example of this, as he is essentially all of Dio's worst traits (sadism, hedonism, blaming others for his own fuckups, etc.) with none of the class or cool factor. What you get is a lazy, stupid drug addict who can only feel happy jamming needles in his arm or blindly destroying things.
And if you wanna get technical, Dio's kids aren't technically his and he relied on Jonathan's magnum dong to make them, meaning that Jonathan cucked him from beyond the grave.
Matter of perspective I see.
He HAD TO get Jonathan's body
So basically if you take away what makes Dio, Dio.
Dang
@@bba5454 because Johnathan's body is better than his. Could've just taken anyone's body, but he chose Johnathan's.
The fact that this demon only needed half of his first exhibit to get in the roundtable speaks volumes...
@TheNerdy Lad bro the fuck i legit saw you on infernasus video
@TheNerdy Lad it sucks
@@vizzion4520 cold truth approaches huh
If you actually take a second to understand what Dio was doing to Polnareff on those stairs you would see the level of disrespect is Godly!!!
His power is freezing time, not rewinding it
So Polnareff going up the stairs and then finding himself down again means Dio kept freezing time, stepping down to pick up Polnareff and move him back down the stairs!
And the dude ALWAYS made sure he was in his default position before going back up and taking his pose!!!
Edit: yeah he did the same for the Senator too! Actually didn’t mind leaving the car, picking him up and bringing him back to the car before sitting his ass back down
Nah he used his stand
@@Muncichaos his stand is a short range stand. It can’t move that far from him
I love it when he says curse you parry the platypus
This is the one and only acceptable use of the phrase "IT'S MORBIN TIME!".
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
@@staysolidshades254 From God's wrath or somethin'? nah bro we got Morbius to cover us, he's the reason jehova be turning his night light on when he goes to bed.
@@staysolidshades254 Satan did nothing wrong. I've read the Book of Black Arts which tells the book of Genesis from the serpent's point of view. If God is real, he is the evil sadistic one.
Fun Fact: Lucifer and Satan are different beings.
@@staysolidshades254 bro why the fuck are you botting and copy pasting across every video on youtube, real talk, less is more
Get some help
@@kennylunacy this dude is literally just a bot, dont waste your breath
Dio has to be one of the greatest haters known in anime
It's genuinely amazing how much of a hater this nigga is.
Bruh how do you get more likes than me when I'm first
Nah fr 200 years of hating is fucking frazziling
Fr
He hates for fun
I still love how DIO just slams a steamroller and then uses his elbows like THE FUCK?!
He wasn’t lyin when he said, “I’ma make yo bloodline a living hell.”
The best part about this is the fact that even Jotaro deserves to be in the roundtable of black air force activity. He ain’t a slouch either my guy.
I agree
On god never seen a slither of emotion from that guy
@@subhadrakunwar8022 ye bro would cover his emotions with his hat 🤣
Why are you everywhere??
I believe man without mustache is a advanced form of ai who watches it and makes advanced ai response
I think we should also talk about how Dio went out of his way to villanise Jonathan in front of his own father to ruin his relationship with him so he would get disowned and Dio would gain the family fortune
Petty and evil af
3 bots in a row, wow....
@@crankraz fr
ok
When the roach starts flying:
You're homie: 13:58
It gets even crazier, because Dio in the original JoJo bizarre adventures drops an oil tank truck on him
I think it was changed from the Manga because the 90s OVA didn't want people to think they were ripping off ANOTHER popular anime at the time that was massive in Japan (which is where Araki got the road roller from)
Somebody please give this man a trophy for making some of the best anime related content on the platform.
Of course
@hope why are u and other ppl spamming this same video that's not even yours...
Indeed! Hes so funny!
@@Master_vp101 Report their comment, it's most likely an alt account to prevent the main from being banned for spamming.
@@Kuromario I know, but this account and the other accounts are all made years apart and have their own videos that are completely unrelated
Okay, so DIO made an appearance. But can we talk about the crap Jotaro does? LIKE MAN CALLS HIS MOTHER A FEMALE DOG, figures out how to time stop after only ONE fight with Dio, and made his own daughter practically fatherless to be a marine biologist. Not to mention his attitude, like the insane amount of idgaf energy this man has is off the charts, forget ZA RATIO. This man can and will cancel anyone who even looks at him the wrong way. If you put DIO up there in the round table, Jotaro gotta be atleast considered.
I’d probably put either Josuke or Giorno up there, next. Jotaro’s too lowkey a good dude for the round table. Like he calls his momma a bitch, then travels halfway across the world on foot to run a fade in order to save his mom’s life?
what's the music from around 19:04 to 19:18 and, due to the pause scene, from 19:20 to around 20:00?
@@grumboflipflorp5688 josuke ain't got no black airforce energy he's just like a cool homie
Jotaro being a black airforce cant be a whole 20 min video like this more like a yt short
@@grumboflipflorp5688 Giorno is too sus and Josuke becomes a cry baby after anyone insults his hair. Next.
"Bro was going out beating cheeks, beating cheeks made Giorno, beat some more cheeks and make 3 other ugly a$$ kids" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:12 "But Hell Nah I Wasn't Into That Freaky Shit"
"That One Episode With Avdol And Joseph"
You gotta admit if DIO never became a hater the whole world would've been taken over by the Pillar Men.
@hope nah we don't
Doubt it
Cap
Speedwagon would still be on the streets and not own a big oil business. Nobody would find the pillar men.
Fate
I love how CJ puts everything into his own words. Easy to follow, understand, and damn funny. Glad for this content. Keep it up!
For real, he even gave a short summary of Dio in one of his previous videos
Summary of Dio:
I live
I breath
And I hate, but do you know what I hate the most? Those goddamn Joestars
@@Arturo-gh1on "I wake up. Breath and hate. You know who I really hate tho? Them goddamn Joestars🤬" - DIO
Bro literally created a monastery of hatred… he even got his own priest 💀
And yet, dio still had respect for Jonathan, him being the only JoJo he actually called "JoJo"
CJ is the ONLY person I can watch for hours and not get bored.
On god
Agreed
Him and synsei
fr same
My bro, you know me so well.
The fact Dio made the mom eat her own kid is just demonic and so menacing. Dio is the ultimate villain and menace and rightly so deserves to get a fast pass to the Black Force seat. The man is just a menace
11:46 this line from CJ is stuck in my head
Dio is the only one that beat a main character
Pucci
madara , aizen , dio , pucci , diego brando , funny valentine , tooru , alucard , yujiro , slade (deathstroke)
@@dinkzordb Blackbeard, Akainu, Kaido, Deadpool, Thanos, Negan, The Governor, Frieza (Black Frieza), General Shepard, Kuma, and A Rat.
@@twistedaddiction anime / cartoon wise bro but nice to name them
Jiren, Goku Black, Beerus
Dio fucking DESERVES to be in the round table man, some of the shit he’s done is just unmatched
For real, I’m thinking of all the things he has done after watching part 1 and part 4 and OH MY GOD
I thought to myself, how come this hater wasn’t in the round table of Black Air Force energy earlier? 🤣
@Mr Shaq Spamming that ain't a way.
@@Arturo-gh1on part 3*
Don't forget that was exibit A and he got the fast pass.
The hol horse scene should’ve had dio say the booty hunter phrase
The worst part about the baby scene is he gave the mother a choice, and she thought that by sacrificing herself to Dio, he wouldn't kill her child, which he kept his word on.
He literally said "yeah I'll spare him, but will you?"
Love how Dio pulls a knife on Jonathan in like the 2nd episode and throws knives at his grandson and great grandson like 100 years later. Truly a Brit through and through.
Spoiler Warning: Some *douchebag left a spoiler for part 6 in the replies, just don't read the replies if you haven't finished part 6
And his boyfriend dropped knives to his great great great great great great granddaughter.
Jajajaja
Wouldn’t be surprised if he was from London
@@kieranhouliston3065 He is from london lol
He even stabbed George…💀