If Jotaro knew he could stop time from the beginning

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  • čas přidán 2. 08. 2020
  • They only met Polnareff because the plane crashed
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  • @dankbidoof
    @dankbidoof  Před 3 lety +6097

    I used "I'm dehydrated AND a danger to society" from 0:13 as a shirt design my-store-11687677.creator-spring.com
    Edit: Añadí subtítulos en español [CC]
    Edit 2: French subtitles by Nex added
    Edit 3: Polish subs by Nartuz
    Edit 4: Russian subs by Tenebris
    Edit 5: Japanese subs by Anonymous

  • @OddishSupremacy
    @OddishSupremacy Před 3 lety +18951

    Jotaro: Why didn't you tell me you could stop time?
    Star Platinum: You never asked.

    • @Gamer_Oni927
      @Gamer_Oni927 Před 3 lety +1801

      Star Platinum would've just said Ora

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 Před 3 lety +552

      @HoVee *Ora-Ora as stated in a nagging wife's tone*

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 Před 3 lety +185

      @@IRON_KING_KNIGHT you like your own comment stfu kid

    • @mozzen3517
      @mozzen3517 Před 3 lety +53

      @@capybara9521 Its actually cringe cause he copied the comment.

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 Před 3 lety +77

      @@mozzen3517 2 people can have the same idea you don’t know he copied smh

  • @Cuboniix
    @Cuboniix Před 3 lety +17606

    Worst Timeline: Polnareff gets turned into a goopy monster because of DIO's bud and never avenges his sister, keeping loyal to DIO.

    • @chrirox4265
      @chrirox4265 Před 3 lety +2104

      But iggy live happily full of dogs biatch

    • @alfonsoespinoza8846
      @alfonsoespinoza8846 Před 3 lety +2418

      *SPOILER WARNING FOR PART 5* He also can’t help giorno and the gangstars so do they just die to the villain

    • @tanyslp6426
      @tanyslp6426 Před 3 lety +812

      @@alfonsoespinoza8846 well if dio died this early there is a high chance giorno wasnt made yet
      Edit: Thank you all for the likes and replies i now know that Giorno was born before stardust crusaders and feel like an idiot.

    • @tuskact4871
      @tuskact4871 Před 3 lety +1077

      He was born before stardust crusaders.

    • @eriikrobles9495
      @eriikrobles9495 Před 3 lety +360

      @@tanyslp6426 he born before stardust crusaders

  • @hayond656
    @hayond656 Před 2 lety +19796

    I love how Jotaro assumed his stand ability was just to punch really hard for like 95% of the entire part

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 Před 2 lety +4952

      To be fair it worked pretty well for that 95% I wouldn't have questioned it either

    • @deezreez154
      @deezreez154 Před 2 lety +2086

      Kinda wish he figured it put earlier so kakyoin didnt have to die, kinda wanted to see him in Vento Aureo or diamond is unbreakable

    • @BeniTheTesseract
      @BeniTheTesseract Před 2 lety +529

      @@deezreez154 he... was in diamond is unbreakable... he killed the main villain...

    • @MixxC
      @MixxC Před 2 lety +1744

      @@BeniTheTesseract i think they where referring to kakyoin, not jotaro

    • @BeniTheTesseract
      @BeniTheTesseract Před 2 lety +196

      @@MixxC oh

  • @sussy-auditor893
    @sussy-auditor893 Před 2 lety +3577

    Star platinum gives jotaro foods and drinks.
    Jotaro: *EVIL SPIRIT*

    • @johnnyjacksted6528
      @johnnyjacksted6528 Před 2 lety +249

      @Roger Loe
      Star Platinum: protects Jotaro from bullies
      Jotaro: *Evil spirit*

    • @gonfreecss9868
      @gonfreecss9868 Před 2 lety +99

      Star Platinum didnt gib him drinks xD

    • @lenduyo8657
      @lenduyo8657 Před 2 lety +71

      He said star platinum doesn't give him drinks.

    • @keithplays1184
      @keithplays1184 Před rokem +35

      When you realize that also means he called himself evil

    • @sussy-auditor893
      @sussy-auditor893 Před rokem +2

      @@keithplays1184 fr

  • @_.kerushi._9329
    @_.kerushi._9329 Před 3 lety +7614

    Imagine if he couldn't stop time and he just shot himself in the first episode

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs Před 3 lety +951

      His mom would seek revenge from DIO cuz he made her son think he could survive a bullet and gain the fighting spirit and determination to wield her stand.
      PLOT TWIST: the vines in her stand represent the flow of fate and her stand ability is to control time and fate in any way with the flowers on the vines.
      TL:DR:
      DIO gets rekt even more and even sooner than before.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs Před 3 lety +295

      Best part is that other timelines and universes exist in jojo so it is canon (unless Im wrong)

    • @J0yceJ0star
      @J0yceJ0star Před 3 lety +390

      @@No-yr9rs , you are right

    • @hermanmunster4607
      @hermanmunster4607 Před 3 lety +285

      As long as Diavolo dies, it's cannon

    • @jackcrocker5308
      @jackcrocker5308 Před 3 lety +16

      nah chief And a gold star

  • @pryt0n180
    @pryt0n180 Před 3 lety +3218

    Fun fact: Star Platinum knows how to stop time and Jotaro doesn't.

    • @tazionuvolari8142
      @tazionuvolari8142 Před 3 lety +132

      Like a dead loop what do Gold Experience Requiem

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 Před 3 lety +207

      That would make sense during Stardust Crusaders until the final fight. There has been times were Star Platinum (I know he has light speed) has used stop time for at least one second, which would make sense with parts like the Egypt Water stand fight. It is similar to part 4 when Jotaro barely dodges Josukes punch and dodges to safety

    • @bachi7951
      @bachi7951 Před 3 lety +97

      its actually true tho.. before ZA LEGENDARY RODO ROLLAH DA star platinum was so fast because he stopped time without jotaro even realizing

    • @akyioup4636
      @akyioup4636 Před 3 lety +11

      It's just like koichi and echoes

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir Před 3 lety +60

      So kinda like Trish and Spice Girl, but Star Platinum’s too Jotaro to tell Jotaro about it

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Před 2 lety +4166

    For the entirety of part 3, Jotaro canonically thought his Stand ability was just punching really hard

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 Před rokem +329

      no it was STAR FINGER

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 Před rokem +75

      ​@@boygenius538_8did he just make up that as an ability then?

    • @koalaberrie
      @koalaberrie Před rokem +196

      @@haddy106 it's probably something to do with hamon, since jotaro described it as concentrating energy into the finger, and that's basically also how zoom punch works in hamon

    • @t-posekoichi2752
      @t-posekoichi2752 Před rokem +77

      @@koalaberrie not really, zoom punch works by dislocating your arm or something iirc

    • @user-jb9nz2fs2u
      @user-jb9nz2fs2u Před rokem +7

      @@haddy106 he explains it in the anime

  • @onepiece013
    @onepiece013 Před 2 lety +1804

    And since they didn't meet Polnareff, he never found out about the Arrow, and didn't help Team Bucciarati. So Diavolo won in Part 5

    • @LuizJacom10
      @LuizJacom10 Před 2 lety +24

      Yes.

    • @jkmunchy3942
      @jkmunchy3942 Před 2 lety +182

      Diavolo would've never thought of the arrow on his own + I'm not even sure if Giorno would be born in this situation

    • @tjrobertson9064
      @tjrobertson9064 Před rokem +257

      @@jkmunchy3942 Giorno was born 4 years before the events of Stardust Crusaders, however one thing that stands out is the first point. The one who actually recovered the requiem arrow was in fact, Polnareff, so my guess is it just remains unknown until someone magically finds it, and I doubt it would be Diavolo.

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 Před rokem +52

      @@jkmunchy3942 what? how the fuck is dio dying like 47 days earlier than what he dies in the manga erase giorno's existence?

    • @danurkresnamurti3598
      @danurkresnamurti3598 Před rokem +52

      I think avdol will replace polnareff role. Avdol is the mind of group and wiser one. Also resoucefullness joseph chose him.
      Avdol journey on the west side and jotaro together with kakyoin in east side and will be on part 4 🤐😢😭.
      Also egypt person will be nice on italy culture and call back about ww2 joke.

  • @battlecheetah260
    @battlecheetah260 Před 3 lety +4490

    that moment when adbul has been training for years to master his stand of fire and some kid can stop time lol

    • @theaaa2791
      @theaaa2791 Před 3 lety +150

      Wait I thought his name was avdol

    • @skrystelle
      @skrystelle Před 3 lety +90

      @@theaaa2791 it can be spelled both ways

    • @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote
      @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote Před 3 lety +108

      @@theaaa2791 the japanese alphabet doesnt have a “vvv” sound but the original Egyptian name does (I assume, I mean I technically don’t know but why else would they change it to a v?), so in the manga they’d write “Abuduru” (approximately pronounced “ah-boo-doo-roo”) or something and the translation could be interpreted as “Abdol” or “Avdol” or whatever.
      As I’m writing this I’m researching more and it appears they do have a letter for foreign “v” sounds but the common person may pronounce it “b”(?) Or maybe like a Spanish v in that it sounds like a b and v hybrid. Likely depends on the individual saying it.
      Oh and I guess he’s a reference to a singer named Paula Abdul.

    • @theaaa2791
      @theaaa2791 Před 3 lety +5

      @@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote uhh what?

    • @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote
      @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote Před 3 lety +40

      @@theaaa2791 Basically his name is “Abuduru” in Japanese, but when you translate it you could interpret it as “Avdol” or “Abdul.”

  • @minolamycat91
    @minolamycat91 Před 3 lety +3308

    "For some reason it keeps bringing me Doritos but never a drink..."
    Star Platinum is my spirit animal.

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. Před 3 lety +12

      @Barbare4032 if there was none then explain the doritos where there are doritos there is mountain dew and das a fact but what if its because star platinum is allergic to mountain dew.

    • @notveryartificial4486
      @notveryartificial4486 Před 3 lety +10

      During the Darby fight he finally got one

    • @muhmemedvevo9430
      @muhmemedvevo9430 Před 3 lety +13

      Thats why he called it evil spirit at first

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. Před 3 lety +1

      @Barbare4032 then that shop was doing something wrong

    • @LoopsBird
      @LoopsBird Před 3 lety

      Same

  • @ImranKhan-mv9io
    @ImranKhan-mv9io Před 2 lety +978

    Dio can stop time: literally no one besides 1-2 people know that he can stop time.
    Jotaro can stop time: Every vilain, every stand user, really everyone knows he can stop time

    • @maciejtrojanowski8665
      @maciejtrojanowski8665 Před rokem +330

      to be fair, Dio made some effort to hide his ability, like trolling Polnareff on stairs. None sane person would think, that he actually stops time, moves Polnareff down and goes back. Perfect troll and genius strategy from Dio

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 Před rokem +104

      @@maciejtrojanowski8665Well, it’s not like Jotaro announced his ability to everyone either.

    • @justinguyos5476
      @justinguyos5476 Před rokem +114

      How would anyone know Jotaro could stop time? It is not exactly an ability you could figure out by seeing it. Jotaro does not sound like the chatty sort to announce it either.

    • @syna6622
      @syna6622 Před rokem +74

      @@justinguyos5476I know it’s not canon, but in eyes of heaven the jojo game, jotaro literally says “star platinum the world, i stopped time”. It’s a funny scene cause of how DIO never said anything about his stand power

    • @DonovannnYahir
      @DonovannnYahir Před rokem +10

      But no french man and no part 6 help no turtle😢

  • @0renan829
    @0renan829 Před 2 lety +286

    I love how that means that dio would be just going through his days and then time will randomly stop because of jotaro

    • @earthisadonut879
      @earthisadonut879 Před 2 lety +8

      Not rlly he wouldnt be able to move in them yet so it wouldntnhqppen

    • @baconjimmy557
      @baconjimmy557 Před 2 lety +35

      @@earthisadonut879 no he would, he gets the same 2 seconds that jotaro got when fighting DIO in stopped time

    • @earthisadonut879
      @earthisadonut879 Před 2 lety +4

      @@baconjimmy557 No not rlly since jotaro got the timestop because he was in danger dio wouldnt be he would just be chilling

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed Před rokem +10

      @@baconjimmy557 doesn't Dio get the amount he can stop time with like if he can stop time for 5 seconds then he can move in frozen time for 5 seconds

    • @nathenielsasuman9587
      @nathenielsasuman9587 Před rokem

      @@earthisadonut879 wouldn't stopping time have a worldwide affect and dio who had 2 seconds of time going into jotaro stopping time and so did jotaro, jotaro didn't know he could move in Dios stopped time at first untill he tried moving
      So why would dio not be able to do the same and goddanm Im wasting my time I should dkdnwijsnejdjd fcudj fuckit

  • @ailingstar8856
    @ailingstar8856 Před 3 lety +4039

    "I'm dehydrated *and* a danger to society."
    Comedy gold.

    • @amoghganpati1744
      @amoghganpati1744 Před 3 lety +20

      Story of my life

    • @weirdchamp4601
      @weirdchamp4601 Před 3 lety +5

      I missed that, had to go back and see it for myself 😂

    • @stinkymetalhead200
      @stinkymetalhead200 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm a danger to society

    • @amoghganpati1744
      @amoghganpati1744 Před 3 lety +2

      @@stinkymetalhead200 Thanks to COVID, everyone’s a danger to society in their own special way

    • @stinkymetalhead200
      @stinkymetalhead200 Před 3 lety +3

      @@amoghganpati1744 yeah but im dehydrated... do you even realize what that does to society? i truly am the lowest scum on Earth

  • @DiaboTatuado
    @DiaboTatuado Před 3 lety +23644

    The plane would crash anyway, Joseph was on it

  • @TheyhateSosa
    @TheyhateSosa Před 2 lety +323

    Love how no one commented “But dio can move in frozen time for a second” he was hardly aware that he could stop time at this point

    • @ionix831
      @ionix831 Před rokem +51

      No . he actually said it when he was fighting jotaro in his mind that he found out his ability months ago like 6 months soo

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 Před rokem +16

      thats about 4 months, being generous 3, so he hadn't been able to train it properly yet, the longer it is the more he can train it for

    • @ionix831
      @ionix831 Před rokem +3

      @@theonetruefusion8533 dude . he did train and actually know how to stop time . BUT sometimes even if u can move in stop time and when someone else stops time u don't feel it . the only moment u can move inside someone's stopped time is if u actually WANT TO and if ur stands feels pursued by the ennemy . also he is dio bro he can stop time no excuse .

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 Před rokem +1

      @@ionix831 what?

    • @ionix831
      @ionix831 Před rokem +1

      @@theonetruefusion8533 what?

  • @tgesquad584
    @tgesquad584 Před rokem +15

    fun fact: this video title spoiled me that jotaro can also time stop, but it didn't stop me from getting surprised when he moved in stoped time when fighting dio

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia Před 3 lety +1328

    Pretty wild to think that a random Stand User whose fight didn't even last the whole episode is the reason Part 3 is 48 episodes instead of, like, 12.

    • @DBK_Productions
      @DBK_Productions Před 3 lety +121

      Yea it’d only be like 17 episodes if not for Tower of Grey

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide Před 3 lety +64

      i mean, the final fight was 4 episodes. so the part would be like 7 or 8.

    • @DBK_Productions
      @DBK_Productions Před 3 lety +5

      @@stuckonaslide 14

    • @dragoonthegamer5289
      @dragoonthegamer5289 Před 3 lety +51

      @@stuckonaslide I mean, DIO would still have a shitload of lackeys to throw at them while they fumble around in Cario looking for his house + Enya would still be in said house and she’d get like an episode, too. So it’d probably be closer to sixteen to eighteen.

    • @spazzmaticus9086
      @spazzmaticus9086 Před 3 lety +67

      I mean that is the whole point of the tower tarot card, it represents a massive obstacle or setback on a journey.

  • @blackspy8331
    @blackspy8331 Před 3 lety +17276

    Imagine dio going "So it's the same type of stand as The World"

  • @StagFiesta
    @StagFiesta Před 2 lety +54

    I love how Polnareff never shows up implying they either just skipped him or Jotaro immediately kicked his ass

    • @OR56
      @OR56 Před 6 dny +2

      Plane never crashed, they never encountered him

  • @ill_hex8103
    @ill_hex8103 Před 2 lety +22

    Enya T-posing has me deceased.
    Also, literally best ending since we can go into Part 4 with all of the Crusaders alive.

    • @andrewaigalew
      @andrewaigalew Před rokem +4

      Polnareff becomes a deformed amalgamation of a thing because of Dio's death pre-Flesh bud extraction.

    • @OR56
      @OR56 Před 6 dny

      except Polnareff

  • @gamesternator6134
    @gamesternator6134 Před 3 lety +3983

    Sadly this would also mean that Polnareff would never appear and so can't Iggy

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon Před 3 lety +3162

    But now... Polnareff is sad. And also, you know, all the stand users are terrorizing the planet and hiding.

    • @UwU_Slayer
      @UwU_Slayer Před 3 lety +207

      So the plan is: CRASH THE PLANE PICK UP POLNAREFF GET ANOTHER PLAIN

    • @marcgarciacomas4491
      @marcgarciacomas4491 Před 3 lety +129

      Polnareff is now like okuyasu's father.

    • @epicgamingrevolution2935
      @epicgamingrevolution2935 Před 3 lety +59

      Dont the stand users all have flesh buds for the most part and its explained in part 4 they all mutated or some weird shit after dio got dusted but not really?

    • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
      @SchneeflockeMonsoon Před 3 lety +104

      @@epicgamingrevolution2935
      Nah. Some just worked for DIO for fun. A few were paid. Some believed in him. Only Polnareff and Kakyoin were budded.

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 Před 3 lety +47

      @@SchneeflockeMonsoon and okuyasu's father

  • @jojo._.586
    @jojo._.586 Před rokem +30

    I love how much trust DIO put into Tower of Grey that he would crash the plane

  • @sodaju1ce423
    @sodaju1ce423 Před 2 lety +87

    Technically this is accurate cause dio didn’t know he could stop time for awhile, that’s why he could only stop time for like 6 seconds at first, tbh Time Stop is one of the few stand abilities that can actually be trained/enhanced without a stand arrow, beetle arrow, or the path of heaven

  • @demonkiller8000
    @demonkiller8000 Před 3 lety +7993

    Sucks about Polnareff, though...

    • @Lava_Lazy
      @Lava_Lazy Před 3 lety +478

      he still looking for who killed his sister

    • @A_itsar
      @A_itsar Před 3 lety +612

      @@Lava_Lazy nah he be like okuyasu dad if he still has that thing in his head

    • @No-pl8qu
      @No-pl8qu Před 3 lety +63

      @@A_itsar yea

    • @kasnov8956
      @kasnov8956 Před 3 lety +97

      that's in the anime but in the manga, I think he didn't have the flesh bud

    • @timli3883
      @timli3883 Před 3 lety +160

      but at least the speedwagon foundation guys be alive

  • @selkrasouza6262
    @selkrasouza6262 Před 3 lety +8210

    Imagine them still taking 50 days to find Dio’s mansion while in Cario just because Iggy wasn’t there to find it.

    • @notoriousDIP
      @notoriousDIP Před 3 lety +268

      T R U E

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 Před 2 lety +365

      Rip polnareff

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 Před 2 lety +240

      @@filipbitala2624 Filip Bitala you're right because what happened to Okuyasu's dad would happen the same thing with Polnareff

    • @Sarghe420
      @Sarghe420 Před 2 lety +49

      Rip almost everyone of the stand users

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 Před 2 lety +60

      It’s a pretty big ass castle. How many of those are in Cairo?

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 Před rokem +9

    What I’ve always wondered is why there was a bunch of beer, magazines, and a boom box within two meters of his cell for Star Platinum to grab

  • @Slipy61
    @Slipy61 Před 2 lety +7

    Oh my gosh, I didn't realize just how much of the journey happened because that plane crashed XD

  • @ymanuelehernadez8558
    @ymanuelehernadez8558 Před 3 lety +2355

    "So it's the same type of stand as the The World."

    • @ShuraEssays
      @ShuraEssays Před 3 lety +74

      That's cursed

    • @Galletita284
      @Galletita284 Před 3 lety +16

      👀

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 Před 3 lety +45

      Oh I'm approaching you without running away i will pummel you jotaro!
      I can't beat the shit out of you without you coming closer.

    • @tjrobertson9064
      @tjrobertson9064 Před 3 lety +4

      Not anymore ig. Seeing as it doesn't exist anymore lol.

    • @redsusoverparadise2700
      @redsusoverparadise2700 Před 3 lety

      @@ShuraEssays Try watching Stardust Crusaders OVA, it's there.

  • @Quaporu
    @Quaporu Před 3 lety +29970

    Real title: Jotaro speed running stardust crusaders

    • @ark1476
      @ark1476 Před 3 lety +817

      Glitchless Any%

    • @GeraldY.
      @GeraldY. Před 3 lety +282

      WR

    • @szuieka
      @szuieka Před 3 lety +415

      Hey, Dio. Wanna see me speedrun? ...Stupid Bitch.

    • @thermophile1695
      @thermophile1695 Před 3 lety +139

      Does the timer run while time is stopped?

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout Před 3 lety +52

      @@szuieka *Wrong choice of words.*
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  • @Kati1958
    @Kati1958 Před 2 lety +8

    Incridible how jotaro guesses his stand ability first try

  • @_CertifiedHoodClassic
    @_CertifiedHoodClassic Před 3 lety +2140

    This would work, but both the jojos and dio have one common flaw: they can’t help talking before attacking

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 Před 3 lety +45

      Not true.
      Sometimes they talk *while* they're attacking lmao

    • @_CertifiedHoodClassic
      @_CertifiedHoodClassic Před 3 lety +5

      @@elijahpadilla5083 So true

    • @zenixvampirchik652
      @zenixvampirchik652 Před 3 lety +18

      @Gabriel 2020 it's passive ability of the world and start platinum
      By talking about how cool/smart you are, or how dumb/mistaken enemy is, you can pause the timer of time stop

    • @yuzurubrijer4556
      @yuzurubrijer4556 Před 3 lety +2

      Also Dio: *Instantly kills Nimrod without a word*

    • @toppingsplease
      @toppingsplease Před 3 lety +3

      I wish some anime can just have fights without talking just like any normal person
      Edit: unless someone is chanting a spell ofc

  • @HanyaApel8671
    @HanyaApel8671 Před 2 lety +10403

    Jotaro : "Okay so, what ability do i have?"
    Star Platinum : "Ora."

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol Před 2 lety +635

      Jotaro never learns he can stop time because he thinks its only ability is to ora

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 Před 2 lety +763

      @@weelolol to be fair
      that single ability carried jotaro through every single stand fight until dio

    • @vicentevillarroel5178
      @vicentevillarroel5178 Před 2 lety +46

      @@imperialguardsman5726 yes

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 Před 2 lety +260

      @@imperialguardsman5726 Even against Dio this ability carried him till the road roller part

    • @saltboy7931
      @saltboy7931 Před 2 lety +84

      @@vivelespatat2670 well also the fact that he could move during stopped time

  • @Thephoenixofgaming
    @Thephoenixofgaming Před 9 měsíci +4

    Polnareff turned into a vicious creature since he still had the Flesh bud in his head

  • @imsonny_1
    @imsonny_1 Před 2 lety

    the animations are smooth. the cleanest editing i have ever seen. well done!

  • @xehanortjostar6728
    @xehanortjostar6728 Před 3 lety +6399

    “I’m dehydrated and am a danger to society” has got to be one of the best one liners ever lol

  • @zantheman1791
    @zantheman1791 Před 3 lety +14034

    Even if Jotaro killed tower of gray, I feel like Joseph would still find a way to crash the plane

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Před 3 lety +1264

      With Joseph's luck? Jotaro killed Tower of Gray and Gray Fly went flying into the plane's controls, knocking out the pilots.

    • @thestoopidiot870
      @thestoopidiot870 Před 3 lety +887

      Plot twist: he manages to crash it on DIO'S mansion

    • @danielkang1560
      @danielkang1560 Před 3 lety +35

      @@neoqwerty it's a fucking joke dude

    • @johnchina5276
      @johnchina5276 Před 3 lety +325

      @@danielkang1560 he also made a fucking joke dude

    • @mohammadshazan490
      @mohammadshazan490 Před 3 lety +199

      @@danielkang1560 yup his luck in battle tendency is just amazing and in stardust he's just crashing planes Half the time

  • @sidplayzz64
    @sidplayzz64 Před 2 lety +5

    this is how part 3 could have been so short if the plane didn't crash

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 Před 2 lety

    Fun video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @kirbydirby8063
    @kirbydirby8063 Před 3 lety +7805

    This is criminally underrated

  • @sussi_gamr2538
    @sussi_gamr2538 Před 3 lety +2554

    JOTARO: I’m possessed by an evil spirit
    Star platinum just trying to make sure he is comforted: sad ora noises

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 Před 3 lety +77

      Star Plat is evil cuz he only gets him doritos

    • @Astro_weeeeee
      @Astro_weeeeee Před 3 lety +104

      No one questions how star platinum ever gets the stuff when he is a close range stand

    • @snekeater980
      @snekeater980 Před 3 lety +58

      @@Astro_weeeeee the food store is on his right beyond the wall

    • @haIIucin0
      @haIIucin0 Před 3 lety +9

      @Santiago Sosa White Snake could move 50 meters but Made in Heaven had a range of like 1-2 meters, at least from what I remember.

    • @keshte380
      @keshte380 Před 3 lety +40

      @Santiago Sosa No, Star Platinum range is wide but the fighting range is limited thats why

  • @helpmeget1ksubs681
    @helpmeget1ksubs681 Před rokem +2

    I just remembered this video and I knew I had to come watch it again.

  • @kovakedward
    @kovakedward Před rokem +1

    Dankbidoof thanks for the subtitles. It would be a real pity if i couldbt show this to my friends since they speak french and im the only one who speaks english fluently. They need to see this masterpiece.

  • @gotnukes5319
    @gotnukes5319 Před 3 lety +2734

    Welp, polnareff didn't avenge his sister and turned into a green blob just like okuyasu's dad did.

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 Před 3 lety +501

      Which means KINGU CRIMSON Ruled the World And Giorno Dies

    • @gotnukes5319
      @gotnukes5319 Před 3 lety +277

      and now a gay priest is fighting diavolo cause he killed his boyfriend(dio)

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 Před 3 lety +161

      If Dio died early then Giorno and his 3 brothers won't even exist. Trish dies and Fugo won't leave.

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 Před 3 lety +13

      @@xshadowx32hd66 Yed, that's what i'm saying.

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 Před 3 lety +68

      @@vreikezen8268 Diavolo's bizarre adventure

  • @jjjbj5965
    @jjjbj5965 Před 3 lety +5376

    Star platinum: *gives Jotaro food*
    Jotaro: *I must be possessed by an evil spirit*

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. Před 2 lety +276

      When you put it like that, it's kinda funny how Jotaro thought it was an *evil* spirit, unless he said "Yokai" in Japanese, in which case it makes sense

    • @Guuuun_
      @Guuuun_ Před 2 lety +161

      Only evil cuz he doesn't get the existing dorrito-mountain dew combo so no M O I S E N

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 Před 2 lety +130

      @@James.D.B. He says "悪霊", which is "Akuryou", which is "Evil Spirit".

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. Před 2 lety +19

      @@vandagylon2885 Ah ok, thanks

    • @icecreamchief5417
      @icecreamchief5417 Před 2 lety +20

      @@vandagylon2885 Do we know if speedrunner Jotaro still beat those punks half to death with Star?

  • @danielmaugh2027
    @danielmaugh2027 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Plot twist: the canon Jotaro Kujo would have told parallel Jotaro about stopping time

  • @twolyy
    @twolyy Před 3 lety +5831

    I love how at the end even the camera man gets frozen in time

    • @hollowsid9623
      @hollowsid9623 Před 3 lety +38

      Lol underrated

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer Před 3 lety +134

      Even the all powerful Cameraman cannot resist ZA WARUDO

    • @derekhofstetler3998
      @derekhofstetler3998 Před 3 lety +61

      @@SuperIntenseGamer STOP RUSSIA: ZA WARUDO
      When Jotaro says Star Platinum, it sounds like stop Russia, I am not being political.

    • @untiff7169
      @untiff7169 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SuperIntenseGamer za warudo means the world and he uses star platinum bruh

    • @nietak1410
      @nietak1410 Před 3 lety +6

      @@untiff7169 Wait a minute.. The world The world..?

  • @imsubbingtoeveryonethatsub1110

    I like your content man keep it up! 🔥

  • @archie2038
    @archie2038 Před 2 lety +2

    Yay, Kakiyon lives!

  • @KarmaStar
    @KarmaStar Před 3 lety +4579

    Unfortunately, Polnareff never got his flesh bud removed, so when DIO died, he turned into an amalgamation like the Nijimura father and part 5 was never completed :(

    • @KyokaSuigetsu623
      @KyokaSuigetsu623 Před 3 lety +685

      More like Part 5 ended with Diavolo becoming unstoppable.

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 Před 3 lety +346

      @@KyokaSuigetsu623 technically yea, it's pretty much obvious that polnareff is going to be like that, and if it was, then not only he should feel bad for not avenging his sister, but he would have to suffer the same fate as the nijumara father too :(

    • @KyokaSuigetsu623
      @KyokaSuigetsu623 Před 3 lety +55

      @@fireelighting8610 damn, that's harsh tbh.

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 Před 3 lety +153

      @@KyokaSuigetsu623 yea, I mean can you imagine? I hate to break it, and we do love our great crusader, but if he hadn't met jotaro, he would unfortunately not get the help to turn back, he would pretty much be stuck like that, this time, without an adventure, no stand users that could help and so on so, I mean nijumura father had some chances like josukes healing or even giorno, but non of that goes to polnareff, but let's be glad that non of this happened right?

    • @KyokaSuigetsu623
      @KyokaSuigetsu623 Před 3 lety +10

      @@fireelighting8610 definitely

  • @x0thermicharge884
    @x0thermicharge884 Před 3 lety +1333

    "would stopping time be a stand ability?"
    'W H A T'

  • @iforgor2682
    @iforgor2682 Před 2 lety

    Tbh this is is the first video ive watched from jono when i still couldnt understsnd it,now i know what kind of amazing episodes it has

  • @thehuntman7007
    @thehuntman7007 Před měsícem +2

    He never knew he could stop time because he never said "star platinum: the world"

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N Před 3 lety +4510

    Avdol and Kakyoin: *don't die*
    Iggy: *doesn't even get called up*

    • @undineablefestival9768
      @undineablefestival9768 Před 3 lety +569

      Polnareff: *blob noises*

    • @mishaweaponsguy484
      @mishaweaponsguy484 Před 3 lety +152

      @@undineablefestival9768 pucci:angry trying to get heaven noises

    • @capitalo1226
      @capitalo1226 Před 2 lety +83

      Polnareff: au revoir.

    • @archilarkania7203
      @archilarkania7203 Před 2 lety +82

      Everything would be the same. They will call Iggy to assist them in battle against the greater number of stand users. After the plane didn't crash Dio will guard his mansion with all the stand users. They will still encounter Polnareff before Dio. Only difference is that the battles against secondary characters will happen at the same time and it will be the true chaos.

    • @SlainByTheWire
      @SlainByTheWire Před 2 lety +27

      Poor Iggy, he just wanted to get hot bitches.

  • @dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106
    @dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106 Před 2 lety +2917

    Would make sense if Jotaro said "There's nothing in THE WORLD that you can do to get me out of this cell"
    then he would start asking why they are frozen

    • @rainier7400
      @rainier7400 Před 2 lety +222

      Absolute gold

    • @stormynight4856
      @stormynight4856 Před 2 lety +267

      @@rainier7400 *fighting gold*

    • @vardip4876
      @vardip4876 Před 2 lety +37

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @lahiruerangafile
      @lahiruerangafile Před 2 lety +92

      Or he'd feel the pause because dio is stopping time with the world

    • @mapes2572
      @mapes2572 Před rokem +11

      @@rainier7400 i understood that reference

  • @dannytwitch3276
    @dannytwitch3276 Před 2 lety +5

    😂 that one alternate dimension where Jotaro just knew he could stop time.

  • @kitten.5906
    @kitten.5906 Před 2 lety +4

    Tbh, i feel like star platinum itself actually already know how to do it himself because sometimes stands have their own conciousness or smthing, like for example, echoes act 3 can talk, like actually talk and have a conversation with the stand user or maybe golden experience requiem, when he used return to zero and explained about its power e0, he said even giorno himself the stand user dont even know about it so its probably the same as star platinum, he knows but he just doesnt tell joraro about it lol, so... yeah idk ehh

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 Před 2 lety +3679

    "I'm dehydrated and I'm a danger to society!"
    Jotaro is a true gamer

  • @gyro6202
    @gyro6202 Před 3 lety +747

    Imagine he did this entire time and acted like he couldn't.

    • @RidaRyokoShaBeacoNofHope
      @RidaRyokoShaBeacoNofHope Před 3 lety +142

      That's actually a theory making the rounds right now. Jotaro could always stop time, he just either did it subconsciously, or knew he could do it and used it very, very subtly, so that Dio would never find out he could do it.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před 3 lety +62

      Considering the prison scene, he had the power but wasn't entirely aware of it.

    • @rabbitjack1990
      @rabbitjack1990 Před 3 lety +10

      Thats what I think that actually happened duing part 3.

    • @akoya5139
      @akoya5139 Před 3 lety +57

      star platinum knew, but jotaro did not

    • @Wishhuhhh
      @Wishhuhhh Před 3 lety +29

      @@rabbitjack1990 it's happened when he fought a blind stand user
      But in prison Sence it's clearly star platinum's speed
      Star platinum is faster then LIGHT (source manga)(chapter 6)

  • @sanvera2477
    @sanvera2477 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Here's what would happen, IN MY OPINION, if Jotaro figured out how to stop time much, MUCH earlier.
    Jotaro lands in jail for roughing up some kids with Star Platinum. While he roughs up the kids, unable to control Star Platinum, SP stops time and continues to beat the ever-loving shit out of them. The kids get knocked out, and the police take him away after arriving on the scene. Jotaro goes with them willingly.
    Jotaro spends some time in jail, and his stand steals some amenities for him because Jotaro still can't control him. Star Platinum steals the items by stopping time, reaching out of the bars, grabbing an object, and throwing it under Jotaro's bed. Jotaro's mother goes to visit him alongside Jotaro's grandfather. His grandfather, Joseph, brings a friend named Avdol after some rumors of Jotaro magically stealing items from the guards and prisoners.
    Avdol asks Jotaro about the rumors, and Jotaro tells him about a ghost that can freeze people and steal their belongings to give to Jotaro. Avdol tells him about stands and names his stand Star Platinum. The guards shout at Jotaro to leave the cell because his stay is over, and Jotaro refuses. The officer tries to enter the cell but magically gets teleported back outside when he enters. So, freaked out, the officer runs away.
    Joseph tells his grandson to get out of the cell, but Jotaro glares at him and remains stubborn. Avdol asks for permission to use force, and Joseph agrees. Avdol tries to force Jotaro out of the cell, and a fight ensues. Jotaro seems to stand completely still, yet Avdol flies back immediately after attacking Jotaro.
    After this, Joseph questions him, "Wait, you said your stand freezes people? How strange, because you didn't bring out your stand, yet Avdol flies back every time he approaches you," Joseph starts to think. "Hey," He says, "Your ability is stopping time. I've figured it out." Jotaro doesn't care and states so. He makes it clear that he refuses to leave.
    They give up after some time, and Jotaro remains, unable to be removed by law enforcement.
    Joseph comes back to visit Jotaro, telling him that his mother is sick and that Jotaro should see her. Hesitantly, and after some bickering, Jotaro finally leaves his cell. At her house, Joseph reveals that the family enemy DIO is behind his mother's sickness and locates him using spirit photography.
    They buy tickets to a plane and board it for Cairo, Egypt. On the plane is two stand users: Noriaki Kakyoin and Gray Fly. DIO sent them to assasinate Jotaro. Using Time Stop, Jotaro immediately kills Gray Fly. Kakyoin shoots Jotaro, but Jotaro recovers and knocks Kakyoin out. They discover Kakyoin has a flesh bud, and Star Platinum removes it with awe-inducing precision. Noriaki Kakyoin joins the team to repay them for saving him from DIO's control.
    They arrive in Cairo, but the crew has no clue where to look for DIO. DIO is likely quite a bit more inconspicuous due to knowing one of them is a time stopper. (DIO can sense Time Stop due to his ability to see into stopped time.) There will be more local stand users, and the story might have them stay in Cairo for a long time until they eventually find DIO and kill him, having to face quite a few stand users before they do so. It will resemble part 4 in a way.

  • @gayliljaehyun
    @gayliljaehyun Před 2 lety +2

    i was like where tf is polnareff but then i realized they would have never met him or iggy 😭

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon Před 3 lety +6337

    1:27 I thought that was real

    • @frostyashs
      @frostyashs Před 3 lety +148

      Ahhh The Horizon is a jojo fan i see

    • @Zinkaai
      @Zinkaai Před 3 lety +69

      Verified comment but don’t has a lot of likes? Let me help u.

    • @chadcat
      @chadcat Před 3 lety +20

      the horizon

    • @hongkongshitposter
      @hongkongshitposter Před 3 lety +5

      lmao

    • @derkater5489
      @derkater5489 Před 3 lety +62

      Me too
      It scared the shit out of me, since I watched it during the night

  • @gaburieru5087
    @gaburieru5087 Před 3 lety +3504

    Why did avdol did not burn the house its daylight

  • @protocol.5981
    @protocol.5981 Před rokem +2

    I just realized that Polnareff would never escape DIO's control
    and maybe have the same fate of Okayasu's dad :(

  • @issacnewton6943
    @issacnewton6943 Před 2 lety

    The fact that this is 1 year ago is crazy. It feels like only yesterday I watched this.

  • @TK-ok9th
    @TK-ok9th Před 3 lety +951

    0:39 *and at this moment, they realized they weren’t the main character*

  • @arbitrationengine803
    @arbitrationengine803 Před 2 lety +5668

    On a small note, jotaro finding out he can stop time early also means he'd have time to become more proficient in it's use.

    • @gabriel_nadal
      @gabriel_nadal Před 2 lety +322

      If that was so in part 4/6 he'd be able to stop time for more seconds, but instead, he only stops time for 2 miserable seconds...

    • @ryanvo6955
      @ryanvo6955 Před 2 lety +524

      @@gabriel_nadal isn’t that because he stopped using time stop for a while?

    • @mas7rreaper126
      @mas7rreaper126 Před 2 lety +390

      @@ryanvo6955 yes and also partly due to the fact that he’s a human unlike Dio who was a vampire

    • @gabriel_nadal
      @gabriel_nadal Před 2 lety +248

      @@ryanvo6955 Well, that and his age, DIO can only improve his time stop because he's a vampire and has a lot of energy.
      Bruh, the other guy already said that...

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 Před 2 lety +137

      @@gabriel_nadal His age isn't really that much of a factor in Part 4. He's only 28 then after all.

  • @atoucangirl
    @atoucangirl Před 7 měsíci +2

    damn, in the actual anime/show that beetle actually carried so hard for Dio

  • @randomperson7231
    @randomperson7231 Před 2 lety +2

    Jotaro: Stops Time
    Dio Reading a Book: What the fuck
    Dio shortly after: Oh no-

  • @justadolphin2645
    @justadolphin2645 Před 3 lety +6737

    I love how avdol is still alive.

    • @RandomGGs
      @RandomGGs Před 2 lety +706

      ANd they didnt meet polnareff

    • @davethebss
      @davethebss Před 2 lety +315

      @@RandomGGs which has probably met a sad fate according to comments

    • @CheesyMemes099
      @CheesyMemes099 Před 2 lety +127

      @@davethebss wait does this mean that giorno wasn’t born

    • @akuaku9252
      @akuaku9252 Před 2 lety +267

      @@CheesyMemes099 Dio could have done the deed before they arrived.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před 2 lety +169

      @@akuaku9252
      Wasn't Giorno born before stardust crusaders

  • @p1inkdragonyt176
    @p1inkdragonyt176 Před 3 lety +1763

    Alternative title: If Jotaro could type “Gay” on his gps

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames Před 3 lety +73

      i think you meant to say "BItch"

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames Před 3 lety +5

      @@vreikezen8268 must be fun having such a dry ass humor

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 Před 3 lety +5

      @@bitterjames I love ruining people's life

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames Před 3 lety +18

      @@vreikezen8268 ruin yours for a change

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 Před 3 lety +3

      @@bitterjames Sure, I will.
      Edit : k i did it with research.

  • @lasarousi
    @lasarousi Před 2 lety

    The scatman sounds after beautifully placed.

  • @hastalavistawhopper9914
    @hastalavistawhopper9914 Před rokem +1

    tbh idk if i like the simplicity of the stands from parts 3-5 better then the complicated stands from parts 6-8. Dont get me wrong there are a ton of stands from those parts i love, including whitesnake, tusk, ball breaker, scary monsters, d4c, wonder of u, weather report, and soft and wet. but i kinda find a certain charm to the simplicty, instead of having a stand thats ability is "the stand name is paisley park, and i can do guidence:
    Paisley Park's primary ability involves assisting individuals significant to Yasuho in finding and reaching destinations more expediently, or escaping perilous situations. Paisley Park has for example manipulated a phone's GPS application[4], the results of a web search engine to enhance the efficiency of her investigations[5] and instigated a chain of events allowing Yasuho to bypass security clearance through mistaken identity[6]. Paisley Park can also separate from its user and go far away to help another ally in nee].
    When Yasuho discovers Paisley Park for herself, it displays time-limited choices on her cellphone or laptop[8]. After selecting an option, the Stand provides her with the item she asked for which then comes in handy later. For example, the choice of flashlight results in Paisley Park giving it to Yasuho, which then illuminates the location of something else she ends up needing a few minutes later. The Stand offers a choice whenever Yasuho needs to solve a problem, despite whether or not she's aware of what's going to happen, but doesn't act when Yasuho is too slow to choose.
    Memory Influence
    Paisley Park was shown several times to refresh another person's memory, which would lead them to do something that'll end up helping the user. This was shown among other times when Paisley Park traveled to Josuke from a very far distance to remind him to call Yasuho.
    Electronics Manipulation
    Although it mainly resides in her cellphone, Paisley Park enables Yasuho to interact with various electronics at a level beyond humanly possible.
    Manipulating the event data recorder of Jobin's car
    Paisley Park can hack into various electronic devices with ease and use them to help Yasuho in her investigations or any other activity she is focused on, bypassing any security they may have. For instance, it could break into the data servers of the local police to identify Dolomite by linking a tooth to medical records and dental prints[9]. It can also travel through computer networks from Yasuho's mobile phone in order to interact with other systems without being near the hardware. This particular ability is portrayed as Paisley Park going through endless corridors full of doors and breaking locks. At a more basic level, Paisley Park can delete/wipe files such as images or videos from other people's phones if Yasuho wills it[10]. Paisley Park also seems to be able to "copy" certain technological abilities. For instance, she is shown using her hand as an X-Ray to find the pieces of rock in Yasuho's face.
    Shapeshifting
    Paisley Park can freely change its shape. It can shift from a three-dimensional humanoid form into a flat, shadow-like figure, or even a formless puddle. This ability isn't limited to shape alone, as it was able to turn its head into a globe, changing usual road map symbols into the map of the Earth, and then into a map of the town. so yeah those are the abilities of my stand, if you think its too complicated then go fuck yourself.
    I kinda like that the part 3 stand ablilities are "Uhh, the stand name is magician's red, and i make fire. yeah, thats it"
    what does this have to do with the video? idk

  • @johnthefool8462
    @johnthefool8462 Před 3 lety +1237

    The plane will crash cuz there was "4" crusaders there.

    • @aceybaby8647
      @aceybaby8647 Před 3 lety +39

      You just had to bring that one up didn't you 🤣

    • @dumworks3440
      @dumworks3440 Před 3 lety +30

      Damn that mista and his trick XD

    • @cringekid07
      @cringekid07 Před 3 lety +26

      Four crusaders AND Joseph on the plane?

    • @abdulhaleemdomado3132
      @abdulhaleemdomado3132 Před 3 lety +1

      Bad luck

    • @Leeec1
      @Leeec1 Před 3 lety +8

      @@cringekid07 3 Crusaders and Joseph In the plane, they didn't met polnareff and iggy

  • @LuvzToLol21
    @LuvzToLol21 Před 3 lety +3861

    For real though, one of my favorite parts about JJBA is how characters can do so much with so little. You've got crazy-ass Stands like a mf that turns into gas, or a literal shadow which makes you age in reverse, and Jotaro mops the floor with them using just his wits and a really buff guy who punches good.

    • @makaron369
      @makaron369 Před 2 lety +177

      punchy ghost

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 Před 2 lety +3

      lol

    • @Nyandola
      @Nyandola Před 2 lety +75

      Who knew he could sweep the floor with enemy stands when he got a punchy ghost

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 Před 2 lety +205

      Hell, for the shadow guy, Child Jotaro without a stand was enough to take him down.

    • @Nyandola
      @Nyandola Před 2 lety +22

      @@pengmaeda9908 The younger Jotaro is the stronger he is B)

  • @parth6615
    @parth6615 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine when he shot the gun
    and star platinum was out getting him doritos

  • @danielbrinton6750
    @danielbrinton6750 Před 2 lety +2

    It makes me so sad to think of the wasted potential on kakyoin he is slowly becoming my favorite character

  • @tsaicin
    @tsaicin Před 3 lety +837

    "Why is a stag beetle on the plane?"
    "Oh gross, ill get it"
    *Jobin is angry*

    • @twistedmelodysama9603
      @twistedmelodysama9603 Před 3 lety +5

      69 likes

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 Před 3 lety +5

      Spoiler for jojolion
      *Jobin is dead*

    • @Royozo-nh5tq
      @Royozo-nh5tq Před 3 lety +4

      @@ingenuity23 well joshus info isn't that reliable so

    • @tsaicin
      @tsaicin Před 3 lety +4

      @@ingenuity23 well joshu said he was gonna do an equivalent exchange with him so he would be alive.

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 Před 3 lety

      Hey guys is the ac working, i coulda sworn it isnt usually this hot.

  • @Rexunion
    @Rexunion Před 3 lety +4918

    Jotaro: If I can shoot a gun point blank at my face and star platinum is fast enough to catch it, I wouldnt be surprised if hes fast enough to manipulate the flow of time. So fast as to even *stop* it
    Star platinum: *nervously sweating*

    • @Sweet_Lord
      @Sweet_Lord Před 3 lety +404

      Star Platinum: *nervous Ora*

    • @itstoasty7089
      @itstoasty7089 Před 3 lety +195

      Jotaro: Yare yare, my stand will make fights boring…

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 Před 3 lety +69

      He also could've been waiting to catch it, but Jotaro didn't notice. But, if that's not the case, isn't it that Jotaro isn't affected by time stop? it's HIS stand after all

    • @user-zo5ge3dn4o
      @user-zo5ge3dn4o Před 2 lety +60

      Star platinum: don’t put me on the spot, we can’t let the viewers till like 30 episodes later

    • @mindbent.
      @mindbent. Před 2 lety +10

      doesnt star platinum move at the speed of light though? i remember reading that somewhere

  • @naannes
    @naannes Před rokem +2

    Bro you forgot DIO can still move in Jotaro's stopped time. Or maybe DIO was just so shocked that he didn't even have time to react LOL

  • @not_anymore
    @not_anymore Před 2 lety +2

    "I'm dehydrated AND a danger to society" will never not make me laugh

  • @MilkyRicee
    @MilkyRicee Před 3 lety +705

    Careful you might run out of budget

  • @danielmendez9674
    @danielmendez9674 Před 3 lety +1106

    Jotaro: Wait if you told me I could stop time my friends wouldn't be dead
    Star Platnium: ora

  • @Not_Xpert
    @Not_Xpert Před 2 lety

    My new favorite video

  • @adequatequality
    @adequatequality Před 2 lety +1

    The season would've literally been like 5 episodes if they just got a private plane from the start and bought some fake coach tickets from the airline to fool the pursuers.

  • @ScarletEmber64
    @ScarletEmber64 Před 3 lety +4150

    Sucks for polnareff to not avenge his sister
    BUT HEY,
    Kakyoin's alive
    ok yall seem to be misunderdstanding what's gonna happen to certain characters
    -Iggy wasn't added to the team, so he most likely stayed in the cage avdol put him in
    -Polnareff would lose his head squid, but he won't turn into a green mush like the Okuyasu's dad, because Ok's dad sold his soul to DIO, while Pol just got a forehead squid
    -The entire DiU plot is able to stay the same
    -And most of Vento Aureo would also stay the same, but Pol would be replaced by Kakyoin or Avdol (most likely Kak)
    -Stone Ocean won't change either

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw Před 3 lety +303

      advol too, iggy probs too

    • @ashii_ii
      @ashii_ii Před 3 lety +115

      @NeonPipeline And I think pucci would get revenge and part 6 would still happen.

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw Před 3 lety +27

      You both make good points.

    • @mcsneezelaloop4922
      @mcsneezelaloop4922 Před 3 lety +80

      God damit, out of all the deaths in jojo, Kakyoins hits different.

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw Před 3 lety +45

      @@mcsneezelaloop4922 hmmm, depends, ceasar hits hard too

  • @hisnameisjohn4602
    @hisnameisjohn4602 Před 3 lety +595

    Jotaro:speedruns part 3
    Araki: No, this isn’t how you are supposed to play the game!

    • @sansinator0889
      @sansinator0889 Před 3 lety +14

      Araki: Does his original dio idea.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv Před 3 lety +4

      read the manga*

    • @petalsinthebreeze
      @petalsinthebreeze Před 2 lety +1

      @@sansinator0889 ?? Explain

    • @myriousGE
      @myriousGE Před 2 lety +1

      Jotaro: while then, you shouldn’t have coded in a back door for the player

    • @danielmaugh2027
      @danielmaugh2027 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Nintendo: add a patch so the player can't complete part 3 early
      Araki: Done!

  • @kamicloudss
    @kamicloudss Před 2 lety +2

    My favorite thing about this is that it doesn’t explain how they were able to find DIO’s mansion without Iggy

  • @Ceileighlynn
    @Ceileighlynn Před 2 lety +2

    If this happened I would like to see how parts 4 through 6 would have changed TBH

  • @itexplodes3824
    @itexplodes3824 Před 3 lety +253

    The alternate timeline where Avdol stays single and also alive

    • @adamdimitri2562
      @adamdimitri2562 Před 3 lety +9

      He was always single, what happened was just magnets clashing due to Mariah's stand

    • @zTrickyy
      @zTrickyy Před 3 lety +6

      @@adamdimitri2562 no he meant single by his arms when he fought vanilla ice

    • @BigCheddarr
      @BigCheddarr Před 3 lety +1

      @@zTrickyy “fought”

  • @eeenriquegabrielnegro8167
    @eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 Před 3 lety +262

    They would still have to make an emergency landing due to the old man dying mid flight

    • @irequestabuff8484
      @irequestabuff8484 Před 3 lety +2

      E E Enrique Gabriel Negro they’ll hide the body

    • @angeltrujillo2255
      @angeltrujillo2255 Před 3 lety +50

      They also still had to crash it because the pilots were already dead when the beetle confronted them

    • @diogenessilviocemartins9019
      @diogenessilviocemartins9019 Před 3 lety +8

      A flight from Japan to Egypt is pretty long, the plane would probably make a few stops regardless. Passengers would come and go, a few stand users blending among them. *Maybe* the crusaders would agree that it was too dangerous for the civilians, and would try to make their way by land. Jotaro would destroy all of the enemy stand users, except for the ones that would try to kill someone separated from him, or in a situation like Death 13, where Jotaro would still be at risk. Kinda like part 4 I guess

  • @MMeltingButter
    @MMeltingButter Před rokem +2

    a ghost that brings u doritos doesnt sound bad

  • @Gorge-mcfloyn916
    @Gorge-mcfloyn916 Před rokem +2

    I just found out something. If the plane didn’t crash, they wouldn’t see polnareff and wouldn’t be able to remove dios fleshbud, therefore making polnareff into a green glob

  • @MarkJanmelAboy
    @MarkJanmelAboy Před 2 lety +710

    Assuming that they didn't take 50 days to defeat DIO there's a good chance that Josuke will not have his haircut because Josuke will not be bring to the hospital due to him only bring sick for a short period of time, if DIO is defeated.

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. Před 2 lety +124

      It'd also mean Josuke probably wouldn't have been able to beat Rohan since he won due to being blinded by rage (Assuming Rohan could find another way to open Josuke's eyes that is)

    • @ceegee5897
      @ceegee5897 Před 2 lety +64

      @@James.D.B. If that was the case, Im pretty sure eventually Jotaro would catch on that Josuke and Co. were loosing their memories cuz of Rohan then beat his ass.
      Or maybe Rohan would still find out about Reimi eventually, get his resolve to find Kira, and then give Josuke and Co. they're memories back to help him because Kira is that much of a threat

    • @ydn13469
      @ydn13469 Před 2 lety +10

      Josuke’s backstory would’ve already happened before the Crusaders even entered the plane, so that is very unlikely.

    • @unorthodoxpickle7014
      @unorthodoxpickle7014 Před 2 lety +28

      @@ydn13469 not really, the flashback was in the midst of the near end of the 50 days

    • @ydn13469
      @ydn13469 Před 2 lety +4

      @@unorthodoxpickle7014 In retrospect, you’re right.

  • @NTS7Z
    @NTS7Z Před 3 lety +773

    1:53
    Avdol & Kakyoin: bro wtf yo jotaro chill
    Joseph: *Thats my grandson lol*

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 Před 3 lety +14

      Joseph approves this

    • @stranger342
      @stranger342 Před 3 lety +24

      Jotaro: ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez trash noob roka the world rn go cry. U gonna cry? Aww what a cry baby

    • @omgwow9206
      @omgwow9206 Před 3 lety +8

      @@stranger342 YBA in a nutshell

    • @yourlocalLoreenjoyer
      @yourlocalLoreenjoyer Před 3 lety +3

      @@omgwow9206 As a yba player I can confirm
      BTW I Main tusk act 4

    • @MC11723
      @MC11723 Před 3 lety +1

      @@omgwow9206 ikr

  • @TheNoirLegendsZS
    @TheNoirLegendsZS Před 2 lety +1

    Kakyoins and Abdul in end be like : "wait what just happened? Is over already?"

  • @StickyFingers-gu9sr
    @StickyFingers-gu9sr Před 2 lety

    I love how the avdol theme is playing in the background

  • @aquilesalves9264
    @aquilesalves9264 Před 3 lety +606

    1:51 i love how they get confused when time resumes.

    • @Aldi__130
      @Aldi__130 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah ik right

    • @BrandonBattleblade
      @BrandonBattleblade Před 3 lety +14

      Is it weird that you too have almost the same profile picture? For a second I thought he replied to himself

    • @aquilesalves9264
      @aquilesalves9264 Před 3 lety +5

      @@BrandonBattleblade its not weird, its culture
      Become Bruhify.

    • @BrandonBattleblade
      @BrandonBattleblade Před 3 lety +4

      @@aquilesalves9264 Yeah I do keep seeing some guy with a moustache and someguy without a moustache that almost have the same pics so I guess it's culture by now

    • @ninnikins4768
      @ninnikins4768 Před 3 lety

      expect joseph obviouisly

  • @kakyoindonut3213
    @kakyoindonut3213 Před 3 lety +548

    pros: this is fast
    cont: polnareff will become okuyasu father, giorno and gang will go bye-bye, they never knew about stand arrow, there is almost zero experience, and the worst of all, it will become "Butterfly Effect"

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 Před 3 lety +53

      Although another Stardust Crusader would probably fill the role of Polnareff, more than likely being Avdol due to the likelihood of Kakyoin joining the Speedwagon Foundation and going about with Jotaro, similar to Koichi.

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 Před 3 lety +43

      Giorno and the gang wouldn't go completely "bye-bye", at some point someone would discover the requim ability before Giorno fights Diavolo, because it's fate and you can't change that, also they would've probably fought Polnareff on their way back to Japan so there's still a chance

    • @jarofbread1175
      @jarofbread1175 Před 3 lety +13

      Hey, at least kakyoin, iggy and avdol won't die (probably)

    • @notangevip537
      @notangevip537 Před 3 lety +5

      Dio had his kids before stardust crusaders if I remember correctly

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 Před 3 lety +2

      @@awesomeanbar9402 I know but, if butterfly effect occurred, giorno and the boys will have another way or maybe they defeat diavolo with something else like "The sacret black Telescope" that will grand you a powerful stand,