ZA WARUDO in real seconds

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  • @morganstedmanms
    @morganstedmanms  Před 3 lety +10981

    9M views have passed! Invincible! Immortal! *STAND POWER!!!*

  • @adityatiwari306
    @adityatiwari306 Před 5 lety +52378

    I paused the video. And dio cannot move within my stopped time

  • @AK-es9dn
    @AK-es9dn Před 4 lety +28044

    10 year old me: "Can I have the controller?"
    My brother: "Yea, just gimme a sec."
    10 year old me: "One second has passed."

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg Před rokem +1445

    I like to imagine that DIO actually thinks everything that he says during Time Stop, and that it all just happens really fast in his head, and that it only appears to us that he’s talking because it looks more appealing.

    • @fabloko8925
      @fabloko8925 Před rokem +134

      Yeah that combined that i think that some dialogue is just for the sake of explaining the scene and "its not canonical" makes that the monologues make more sense

    • @SMTDDR
      @SMTDDR Před rokem +73

      That's not just Dio and time stop. That's all anime, like maybe Naruto when someone falls for a fake and they do a whole explanation of the attack & fake out before getting punched.

    • @erwinkruger9988
      @erwinkruger9988 Před rokem +7

      that's why anime adaptations of manga mostly suck

    • @Luiz-qe7hk
      @Luiz-qe7hk Před rokem +25

      Talking is a free action, doesnt take time, they could talk 15 minutes and 1 second could have passed, thats just to make the history telling be more compalling and interesting, its just the rule of cool or history telling convenience. You can see, after dio killed that woman in the jewelry shop, he healed himself and his clothes, even tho he shouldnt be able to "heal" his clothes, but thats just history telling liberty, something made just to be cool or not drag unnecessary contradictions, the author uses of these without needing explaining just bc he doesnt really need to, just history telling convenience

    • @afikanto4126
      @afikanto4126 Před rokem +1

      In the manga thats exactly what they're doing.

  • @wawacat5336
    @wawacat5336 Před rokem +256

    I freaking love how Johnny Joestar understood that The world stops time, when Diego first time used it, BUT FOR STARDUST CRUSADERS IT TOOK ENTIRE SERIES

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger Před rokem +57

      Kakyoin died for something a rat took only five minutes to figure out

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 Před 10 měsíci +60

      (4 months late) but they only saw anything related to his stand when they actually got to him, it's not like he was using it for the entire series in front of their faces

    • @Wumbo_Sloth
      @Wumbo_Sloth Před měsícem +11

      Johnny only figured it out right away because he dealt with Mandom's time shenanigans. I am sure it the crusader's dealt with a time stand previously they would have figured out DIO's ability right away.

    • @mrspiffy8587
      @mrspiffy8587 Před měsícem +9

      1 year late to the conversation, but it really only took them one evening to figure out DIO's stand. Polnareff first encountered DIO on the stairs at sundown. The coffee shops were still open during Jotaro and DIO's fight, so it wasn't too late

  • @strawberrymilky15
    @strawberrymilky15 Před 5 lety +22605

    *Dio talks for like 5 min straight*
    "4 seconds have passed"

    • @LBPS
      @LBPS Před 5 lety +1024

      thats how ZA WARUDO works for him. lol

    • @stanczyk03
      @stanczyk03 Před 5 lety +935

      DeluxeElias ikr, the secret of the world is actually that has long has DIO keeps talking, the Time will stopped

    • @veridiumundaunted7978
      @veridiumundaunted7978 Před 5 lety +621

      Talking is a free action moving is what makes the stopped time start moving

    • @BigGeekEmpire
      @BigGeekEmpire Před 5 lety +30

      @@stanczyk03 lmaoooo

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 Před 5 lety +84

      So can freeza also use za warudo like in his fight against goku on namek

  • @varunnigam7389
    @varunnigam7389 Před 3 lety +11897

    DIO: "5 seconds left"
    Also DIO: *reads the whole Bible*

  • @moselzag5451
    @moselzag5451 Před 9 měsíci +74

    I love that JoJos follows the ancient ruins roleplaying game rule of "talking is a free action" to this degree

  • @user-qc8so1zk5r
    @user-qc8so1zk5r Před 7 měsíci +184

    5〜9秒が戦闘においてどれほど大事で十分な時間かがよくわかる…

  • @itsyaboimason7069
    @itsyaboimason7069 Před 4 lety +5521

    Dio: Ha ha lol u cant move in stopped time time to die
    Jotaro: *twitches finger in stoped time*
    Dio: *CONFUSED WRYYYS*

  • @morenamia2659
    @morenamia2659 Před 4 lety +4061

    Normal people when seeing someone fall from very high: *SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL*
    Normal people in jojo: *Haha lol*

  • @therealsilverking4802
    @therealsilverking4802 Před 2 lety +77

    Dio: ZA WARUDO allows me to stop time for 5 seconds, but during that time I can talk for a full minute as a free action.
    Jotaro: So its NOT the same type of stand as Star Platinum.

  • @rohankishibe6433
    @rohankishibe6433 Před rokem +198

    I think DIO can talk as long as he wants, but has only 5 seconds to actually achieve something.

    • @danielmaugh2027
      @danielmaugh2027 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Therefore, Dio can freeze time for even longer than his limit, Right?

    • @WeirdSaiyan
      @WeirdSaiyan Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@danielmaugh2027 Not necessarily, seeing as standing still doesn’t count as an action (not only that, but he’s monologuing like hell, especially on the move, so we’d have to assume that he processes stuff at a faster rate than a normal human)

    • @TheFurruWasTaken
      @TheFurruWasTaken Před měsícem +4

      Talking is a free action in Anime. It doesnt count towards the time actually taken in canon. A character can spout the entire works of shakespeare in five seconds if they wanted.

  • @misellus3931
    @misellus3931 Před 4 lety +15910

    i can just imagine DIO pausing time, running down the stairs, moving polnareff quickly down the stairs, yet gently enough that it doesnt hurt him, then quickly running back up the stairs to hold the same pose, then when time resumes, DIO's actually breathing really hard while being tired as fuck because he had to do all that in like 4 seconds purely to flex

    • @deathgodqmb
      @deathgodqmb Před 4 lety +1421

      hes a vampire he doesnt get tired

    • @MrMan-jy6xl
      @MrMan-jy6xl Před 4 lety +1109

      What if he moved Polnareff from distance using stand?

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Před 4 lety +978

      @@MrMan-jy6xl The World is still a close-range stand. Or, to put it another way: "I can't convince you this staircase is endless without getting closer."

    • @mat_s245dlc
      @mat_s245dlc Před 4 lety +317

      @@danniluxgarbe429 actually the world's distance is 10m Wich are enough

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 Před 4 lety +110

      @@mat_s245dlc EFFECTIVE range bitch, which is 1-2 meters

  • @kei5985
    @kei5985 Před 5 lety +13635

    Imagine pausing the video and dio still moving

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 Před 5 lety +957

      I don't need to. It really happens. I tried to start it again, but then Jotaro paused it at the same time I played it.

    • @cronchy4580
      @cronchy4580 Před 5 lety +429

      Id fuckin *_YEET_* my phone into the void

    • @pakacha8999
      @pakacha8999 Před 5 lety +149

      *" W T F "*

    • @u3534
      @u3534 Před 5 lety +58

      Shogun S that would be trippy

    • @VoidKyun
      @VoidKyun Před 4 lety +68

      @@cronchy4580 you called

  • @soapybread
    @soapybread Před rokem +13

    Man this takes me back, I remember getting into jojo all that time ago and watching these videos religiously. I really need to watch jojo again

  • @LLLLoooOOOOlllll
    @LLLLoooOOOOlllll Před rokem +31

    Все переводчики:серьезно озвучивают. Два Русских Гения:

    • @user-ng9ie6ov6y
      @user-ng9ie6ov6y Před 12 dny +1

      Эти субтитры просто огонь

  • @tansioeluan4786
    @tansioeluan4786 Před 3 lety +5202

    DIO: "I can stop time for 5 seconds!"
    **proceeds to talk for over a minute**

    • @eyad5212
      @eyad5212 Před 3 lety +256

      talking is a free action

    • @pinkwooper5129
      @pinkwooper5129 Před 3 lety +19

      Indeed

    • @lyramedici216
      @lyramedici216 Před 3 lety +6

      LMFOAHDIWNS

    • @karatheshapeshifter1784
      @karatheshapeshifter1784 Před 3 lety +19

      Anime logic

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 Před 3 lety +75

      @@eyad5212 I'm convinced that that is true, and the time thing is more accurately described as "how far DIO can move during that time is how far he can move in stopped time", or something similar.

  • @jackgrieco3192
    @jackgrieco3192 Před 3 lety +9947

    I love how at 4:17 he stops time without saying "ZA WARUDO!", which means he doesn't have to do it, he just loves to say it every single time

  • @user-INUNANNDAKEDOMONKUALU

    0:41のときのDIOの顔好き

  • @siokara
    @siokara Před 5 měsíci +8

    一番待ってた編集方法だ、ありがとう。

  • @axl7u740
    @axl7u740 Před 4 lety +5300

    THE WORLD: No
    *ZA WARUDO: YES*

  • @parkourpanda1981
    @parkourpanda1981 Před 4 lety +6368

    *Remember when he used to play rugby with JoJo?*

    • @mislamgsu
      @mislamgsu Před 4 lety +81

      Yes

    • @deronseh1291
      @deronseh1291 Před 4 lety +144

      That was part 1 and its with Jonathan

    • @awkwarden4
      @awkwarden4 Před 4 lety +142

      Pepperridge farm remembers

    • @Deatgodx
      @Deatgodx Před 4 lety +301

      I remember they played rugby not football.

    • @Ic3peaKxd32
      @Ic3peaKxd32 Před 4 lety +45

      @@Deatgodx rugby is also called american football

  • @mikejackson800
    @mikejackson800 Před rokem +2

    This video makes awesome sense to me now. Thank you who made this.

  • @cheelobom7766
    @cheelobom7766 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Simply, the best subtitles in my life... : [FARTING SOUNDS] , [REVERSE FARTING SOUNDS]

  • @MK-dr7dx
    @MK-dr7dx Před 5 lety +9049

    You missed the part when DIO stops time long enough to put on lipstick.

  • @micah2455
    @micah2455 Před 4 lety +2461

    DIO: No you can’t just ignore my signature ability to stop time by moving!!
    Jotaro: Haha finger do brrr

    • @mhzack499
      @mhzack499 Před 4 lety +65

      Should've been :
      DIO : Nooo you can't just take The World name and make it yours
      Jotaro : Haha, Star Platinum The World go brrr

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva Před 4 lety +1

      @@mhzack499 Star Platinum! The World!*

    • @xavierk9047
      @xavierk9047 Před 4 lety +7

      @iron ore Please don't woosh me but I'm pretty sure he's talking bout Jotaro's finger twitching during time stop

    • @beastmaster7156
      @beastmaster7156 Před 4 lety +1

      Haha hands go ora ora

    • @LEEKO0001
      @LEEKO0001 Před 4 lety +1

      @iron ore bro, chill

  • @Crimsxn_K1ra
    @Crimsxn_K1ra Před rokem +29

    fun fact: at the beginning, dio was able to stop time for only 3 seconds just like how star platinum got its own time stop ability.
    but dio lately said this:
    "as soon as my neck began to heal, now i can stop time for 5 seconds."

  • @PANAKA33-4
    @PANAKA33-4 Před rokem +45

    DIOなんとか早く済ませようとしてるの草

  • @Jaybi_Haider
    @Jaybi_Haider Před 5 lety +14531

    This guy was born to voice Dio.

    • @emreyigit4122
      @emreyigit4122 Před 5 lety +492

      He also voices a dude in super dragonball heroes lmao

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Před 5 lety +414

      He also voices SIX different characters in Fire Emblem Heroes

    • @galacticdunny
      @galacticdunny Před 5 lety +469

      Jibran Haider He also voices the Beast Titan in AoT

    • @Avarice0918
      @Avarice0918 Před 5 lety +281

      He also voices Deadpool

    • @chrxsv
      @chrxsv Před 5 lety +131

      & Shinsuke Takasugi from gintama

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick Před 3 lety +8746

    It’s nice to see that what DIO does is possible in five seconds without all the monologue.

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id Před 3 lety +755

      Hey, it's what we've been saying it from the start. In Jojo, talking is a free action!

    • @zumarock181
      @zumarock181 Před 3 lety +278

      @@Unknown-hb3id I like to think it's in his head

    • @JumpyYT
      @JumpyYT Před 3 lety +94

      Easy, just stop time in stopped time to monologue

    • @yashva8372
      @yashva8372 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/1_Exc_GuVG0/video.html

    • @caspercat4915
      @caspercat4915 Před 3 lety +32

      Talking Is a free action.

  • @user-nq7hu2ro6q
    @user-nq7hu2ro6q Před 7 měsíci +4

    編集が天才過ぎる😮

  • @user-fz5us9it5e
    @user-fz5us9it5e Před 7 měsíci +17

    スタンド性能でも身体性能でも勝ってるDIOが承太郎に負けるの最高すぎるな

    • @aa-kf5rg
      @aa-kf5rg Před 7 měsíci +2

      まぁ怒らせてるからね

  • @alien-probeunit4649
    @alien-probeunit4649 Před 5 lety +2328

    3:45 after witnessing his best friend and grandfather be gruesomely killed, jotaro only now comes to the conclusion that Dio is dangerous

  • @crimsonneen
    @crimsonneen Před 4 lety +5304

    I like the fact that dio's pants also regenerate

    • @notryan213
      @notryan213 Před 4 lety +409

      The pants have vampire powers too lol

    • @Defaajaasli_
      @Defaajaasli_ Před 4 lety +284

      Even the pants and shirt turns into dust

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 4 lety +82

      DIO's clothes operate on video game logic, like in the X-Men: Origins or Deadpool games.

    • @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502
      @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502 Před 4 lety +44

      Maybe without them he wouldn't look that badass lol

    • @sapotheo4515
      @sapotheo4515 Před 4 lety +98

      DIO creates clothes out of his own cells, they are part of his body. Trust me Araki totally said this

  • @Korovalski
    @Korovalski Před rokem +5

    4:17 when dio stops time quietly it much more terrifying because normal he would scream out "ZA WARUDO!" and people expect it but when he stops time silently they won't be expecting it

  • @Russkiychel1488
    @Russkiychel1488 Před rokem +21

    Отдельный респект челу, который делал субтитры

  • @jorhanwinchester_2579
    @jorhanwinchester_2579 Před 5 lety +4573

    *_Nothing can Deflect the Emerald Splash_*
    Everybody beats Kakyoin's Emerald Splash

    • @Local_Bastard
      @Local_Bastard Před 5 lety +215

      ok one thing, no other stand user except dio or vanilla ice at that time couldve survived the 20meter emerald splash(jotaro could not stop time at that point so not even he couldve)

    • @timmy71002
      @timmy71002 Před 5 lety +97

      @@Local_Bastard the ultimate stand user. VANILLA ICE

    • @Local_Bastard
      @Local_Bastard Před 5 lety +32

      @@timmy71002ice ice baby

    • @andrewpenn1145
      @andrewpenn1145 Před 5 lety +122

      Technically, no one deflected the emerald splash. Gray Tower dodged it, Star Platinum blocked it, technically, The World was the only stand to truly deflect the emerald splash.

    • @TetusyaFuyu
      @TetusyaFuyu Před 5 lety +21

      @@andrewpenn1145 The sun deflected the emerald splash

  • @spooks256
    @spooks256 Před 5 lety +3840

    This is like that one kid on roleplay fights that always cheats and doesnt die

    • @jar_knight
      @jar_knight Před 5 lety +69

      FR

    • @nisio7320
      @nisio7320 Před 5 lety +680

      "Uh, you stabbed me through my head but you missed the important part of my brain, so I'm still alive"

    • @pees_in_ur_ass
      @pees_in_ur_ass Před 5 lety +83

      Nisio
      Tru
      Also they’re always dodging like wtf

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 Před 5 lety +137

      @@nisio7320pity for you, you missed all my vital organs
      Me: (gasps) ALL OF THEM?!

    • @neththeobnoxioussponge8929
      @neththeobnoxioussponge8929 Před 5 lety +80

      this is basically every fight in battle tendecy

  • @larusin6728
    @larusin6728 Před rokem +6

    люблю таких людей которые делают хорошие субтитры и качественный контент

  • @user-jw5td9qi4p
    @user-jw5td9qi4p Před rokem

    キャラクターの1部の台詞を雰囲気だけのものか頭によぎった思考だと考えると、結構違和感無い出来上がりですね。
    思えば短時間でめちゃくちゃ考えながら戦ってるなぁ。

  • @primalgiratina6991
    @primalgiratina6991 Před 5 lety +1637

    Dio: pulls out multiple knives
    Jotaro: how does he come up with all of this
    Also Jotaro: *ima stop my own heart real quick*

    • @fleeplayTV
      @fleeplayTV Před 5 lety +60

      runs in the family.

    • @nathanpixelkid
      @nathanpixelkid Před 5 lety +115

      He inherited Joseph's skill of planning... wait I'm thinking of when he tried getting into a german military base by crossdressing...

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton Před 5 lety +81

      Jonathan: *Saves himself from falling to his death by stabbing a wall with a spearhead.*
      Joseph: *beats god with string, a biplane and a volcano*
      Jotaro: *fakes his death by stopping his heart.*
      Josuke: *wins a fight without fighting*

    • @nathanpixelkid
      @nathanpixelkid Před 5 lety +6

      @@justinjakeashton the one who stopped his heart was Jotaro, not Jonathan

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton Před 5 lety +5

      @@nathanpixelkid I knew I made a typo somewhere.

  • @thedarkonegaming9293
    @thedarkonegaming9293 Před 4 lety +1874

    Dio: *ZA WARUDO*
    The World: 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

    • @rebornyamato4871
      @rebornyamato4871 Před 4 lety +33

      That's 10 seconds. Dio only went up to 9.

    • @izuki773
      @izuki773 Před 4 lety +18

      @@rebornyamato4871 He actually said 10, then Jotaro said it was 11, when he stopped time as well.

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 Před 4 lety +12

      Dubstep fart

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 Před 4 lety +5

      *Za Hando is literally shaking and crying

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 Před 4 lety +5

      Сергеев Денис
      「止まれ、時よ」
      Or “tomare(i) toki(w/y)o”
      Letters in parentheses are up to interpretation

  • @Void14396
    @Void14396 Před rokem +7

    3:54- субтитры: пердëж

  • @whitetrashwrestler8643
    @whitetrashwrestler8643 Před 6 měsíci +1

    God this video is actually so satisfying lmao

  • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
    @IBeforeAExceptAfterK Před 7 lety +8942

    The World's true power is to stop time for as long as its user is talking, plus a few extra seconds for the occasional dramatic pause. Sadly, neither DIO nor Jotaro ever realized this.

    • @petervilla5221
      @petervilla5221 Před 7 lety +1632

      If only Speedwagon had such a stand.

    • @MaskJackal100
      @MaskJackal100 Před 7 lety +325

      I before A except after K I actually thought this was literally the case. Like maybe the time ticks down only when they move excessively. Would be a lot better if it said it outright though.

    • @Icarusblade123
      @Icarusblade123 Před 7 lety +296

      I before A except after K I think of it as a Dungeons and Dragons turn. Talking is a free action while moving in a direction counts as an actual action.

    • @Divisaw666
      @Divisaw666 Před 7 lety +410

      jotaro realized that during the final battle with kira. 2 seconds my ass.

    • @Kishy
      @Kishy Před 6 lety +7

      haha legend

  • @richardsorgo8600
    @richardsorgo8600 Před 6 lety +6853

    Dio: I will use my five seconds to boast whilst I explain my plan to your frozen, irresponsive body

    • @azamayenna5946
      @azamayenna5946 Před 6 lety +28

      Richard Sorgo 😂

    • @chevalmongole6566
      @chevalmongole6566 Před 6 lety +289

      Monologue is more use for manga where the characters talk in their heads but the anime keep this because is cool x)

    • @dude8554
      @dude8554 Před 5 lety +73

      Thats bizarre

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 Před 5 lety +23

      Funny thing is it was only 4 seconds.

    • @catchamp1880
      @catchamp1880 Před 5 lety +35

      I mean, you get to monologue and not get your plan compromised, so like, thats a double win

  • @user-ix8wh2nw6y
    @user-ix8wh2nw6y Před 2 lety +3

    Дио говорит зэ ворлд и звук времени мои сутрибы:*звук пердежа*

  • @cgw9u586
    @cgw9u586 Před rokem +49

    Si *Dio* pudo encontrar una aplanadora en menos de 9 segundos... entonces no hay nada que sea imposible en la vida para todos nosotros XD

  • @aname4141
    @aname4141 Před 4 lety +1251

    Everybody’s gangster until DIO says “5 seconds have passed”

  • @kubikim
    @kubikim Před 4 lety +2037

    Dio's final time stop was actually 11 seconds though. Jotaro even says so.
    "Dio, It's been eleven seconds. I guess that's your limit now."

    • @doodlebro.
      @doodlebro. Před 4 lety +149

      i suppose it's the amount of time DIO could *MOVE* in stopped time, but not the amount of time he could hold time stop for... but Jotaro breaks all logic, he *LEARNED* how to move in stopped time, increased it up to 4-5 seconds (since they were *INTENSIVELY* clashing) and then learned how to *"Suta Purachina, Za Warudo!"*

    • @philycheesesteakrequiem4634
      @philycheesesteakrequiem4634 Před 4 lety +104

      Naw naw it’s like this. So time resumed at the 9 second mark. The. Star platinum stopped time. Which is 5 seconds in his prime. And with jotaro he can move for 2 seconds. So basically he can move thru for 11 seconds with both his and star platinum’s timestop

    • @federicomacias1946
      @federicomacias1946 Před 4 lety +28

      @@philycheesesteakrequiem4634 Just watched the episode and couldn't get it.
      So Dio's limit to move in the timestop is 11 seconds, Jotaro used the ninth second to timestop again so he could avoid the road roller and could mantain it one more second?

    • @trueboi8927
      @trueboi8927 Před 4 lety +8

      Jotaro also stopped his time during dios stopped time

    • @kubikim
      @kubikim Před 4 lety +102

      I think it went like this
      Dio smashed a steam roller at jotaro at the 7 second mark.
      He totalled Jotaro at the 8 second. mark.
      Jotaro, barely alive under the steam roller desperate to destroy DIO, stops time at the 9 second mark.
      Jotaro pushes up the steam roller and recovers his ground a bit at his 1-3 seconds mark.
      Jotaro hides to sneak attack DIO around the 5 second mark.
      Time resumes (Star Platinum)
      DIO boasts on about conquering Earth at the 10 second mark (The World).
      DIO start to freeze at around the 11 second mark (Jotaro's time stop).
      Jotaro talks to dio around the 2 second mark (Star Platinum).
      Jotaro kicks DIO's legs at the 4 second mark (Star Platinum).
      Time resumes (The World)
      Time resumes (Star Platinum).

  • @REM_zxz
    @REM_zxz Před 2 lety +63

    Спасибо русским переводчикам, было хорошо переведено, весело и душевно)

    • @jojofag6139
      @jojofag6139 Před rokem +2

      Рил перевод имба

    • @Froget123
      @Froget123 Před rokem

      Ето не перевод ето пердеж дилдо на велике

    • @REM_zxz
      @REM_zxz Před rokem +1

      @@Froget123 русский язык сначала выучи)

  • @samuelrodrigues9071
    @samuelrodrigues9071 Před rokem +7

    5:37
    DOJIMA FAMILY LIEUTENANT, TOJO CLAN
    _KEIJI SHIBUSAWA_

  • @jonathanjoestar__
    @jonathanjoestar__ Před 3 lety +2802

    i just realised, to regular people looking at the fight between jotaro and DIO, jotaro looked at DIO so hard he exploded

    • @selan3245
      @selan3245 Před 3 lety +169

      I keep forgetting that normal people can’t see stands so technically they can’t see the sword stand or the comic book guy stand thing

    • @jonathanjoestar__
      @jonathanjoestar__ Před 3 lety +117

      C H U N K Y C H E E S E no, everyone saw the comic stand and the sword stand was a physical object that made a person it’s stand.

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 Před 3 lety +21

      @Fuji Lor And they can't realize when time is stopped either dio shot by the stand arrow crafted from the meteorite alien virus the alien virus is naturally imbued into the stand arrow because it is made of some special supernatural alloy that gives normal humans and animals if they survive the stand transformation and if they are capable enough of handling a stand then they will survive the alien virus injected from the stand arrow this gives the human or animal a supernatural ability called a stand and yes some stands can stop time.

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 Před 3 lety +7

      @Fuji Lor Sorry got too overexcited DIO can actually move in stopped time for 11 seconds because they both have the same stand Jotaro can stop time for 5 seconds but when DIO drank joestar blood the maximum of his timestop is up to 11 seconds so he can move as free as well as to how long he stopped time which he can both stop time for 11 seconds and move in frozen time for 11 seconds in his flamboyant form.

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 Před 3 lety +5

      @Fuji Lor As in he can talk for 11 seconds that's why DIO wasn't completely frozen in time due to being a vampire with the same stand ability as jotaro he can talk in stopped time for 11 seconds using his supernatural prowess and the joestar blood he drank.

  • @deadbeatangel
    @deadbeatangel Před 3 lety +7005

    "I, Dio, had truly surpassed all forms of life and all Stands!"
    Kars in space: 👁👄👁

    • @cooper7958
      @cooper7958 Před 3 lety +703

      If kars knew about stands he could definitely use one and we’d be absolutely dead

    • @logankrohn1472
      @logankrohn1472 Před 3 lety +262

      @@cooper7958
      Stands are spiritual not physical, he’d still need an arrow.

    • @cooper7958
      @cooper7958 Před 3 lety +400

      @@logankrohn1472 stands can be caused by the virus present within the arrows, which kars most definitely could mimic, people can also be born with stands.

    • @logankrohn1472
      @logankrohn1472 Před 3 lety +169

      @@cooper7958
      It’s implied based on guidebooks that the pillar men’s special powers are pseudo stands. The mask is listed as a stand awakening tool. I am not very knowledgeable about this stuff.

    • @cooper7958
      @cooper7958 Před 3 lety +60

      @@logankrohn1472 I’ve never heard about that but you could very well be right

  • @getgood9244
    @getgood9244 Před měsícem +1

    Really nice to see stuff like this because it always bothered me in anime when they spend five minutes doing something and then are like “3 seconds have passed since I used my technique” like no bro it’s been 3 episodes what are you yapping about

  • @GdOfTs
    @GdOfTs Před rokem

    Love it!

  • @THEREALLILMEAT
    @THEREALLILMEAT Před 5 lety +4404

    I like how basically everyone died in this episode

  • @thesenate5913
    @thesenate5913 Před 4 lety +2173

    In all seriousness
    The 20-meter emerald splash is terrible to combat against
    But kakyoin just had the bad luck to encounter op stands and overly fast stands

    • @zombiecarnivore
      @zombiecarnivore Před 4 lety +297

      But it shouldn’t matter because no one can deflect the emerald splash.

    • @thesenate5913
      @thesenate5913 Před 4 lety +28

      @@zombiecarnivore IKR

    • @hydrogenbomber3267
      @hydrogenbomber3267 Před 4 lety +198

      If he actually used this on Jotaro in the beginning of Stardust Crusaders, it would have ended waaay earlier. Star Platinum couldn't deflect 100 knives, not to mention thousands of emeralds shot at him.

    • @matthewhamilton2913
      @matthewhamilton2913 Před 4 lety +59

      @@hydrogenbomber3267 Also less stand experience

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 Před 4 lety +15

      @@matthewhamilton2913 And don't forget that Jotaro also had to be weaker then he was in part 4.

  • @sof7641
    @sof7641 Před 8 měsíci +2

    これが本当のザ・ワールド

  • @janiairineu7305
    @janiairineu7305 Před rokem

    This actually looks good

  • @CriticalQuit
    @CriticalQuit Před 7 lety +4518

    I feel like the best way to sum up jojo time is: "talking is a free action."

    • @WordsWithHats
      @WordsWithHats Před 7 lety +216

      CriticalQuit DNDIO

    • @kayzach4108
      @kayzach4108 Před 6 lety +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @iTrivyum
      @iTrivyum Před 6 lety +57

      Using Za Warudo is a free action lol

    • @h3lblad3
      @h3lblad3 Před 6 lety +24

      That's a good way to sum up Hajime no Ippo time, too.

    • @4themyst
      @4themyst Před 6 lety +5

      Paulo Paulo yes exactly and yes its pronounced shonen

  • @blood_houndzzz2224
    @blood_houndzzz2224 Před 4 lety +796

    Dio: *stops time*
    Jotaro: *twitches finger*
    Dio: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.

    • @antivirusexe2856
      @antivirusexe2856 Před 3 lety +19

      Jotaro: (Still in stopped time) (Smirks) Sike

    • @miker0tch_
      @miker0tch_ Před 3 lety +5

      @@antivirusexe2856 NANI??

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 Před 3 lety +1

      Jotaro can only move for a moment but if he can move for a moment only once that means he can move for a moment twice too if dio had tried to kill him without realizing his fatal error star platinum would star finger his stand and tear it apart within that moment because star platinums supernatural speed is faster than the world as soon as jotaro is either 1. pissed off 2. confident to save his friends.

  • @gibslewiston8142
    @gibslewiston8142 Před rokem

    That clock ticking sound made me cry because it sounded exactly like the clock I would hear when I slept over at my grand parents

  • @justinthompson6364
    @justinthompson6364 Před 5 lety +2154

    6:21
    Subtitles: "One second has passed."
    *tick*
    Subtitles "Seven seconds have passed."
    Me: NANI?

    • @destroyercreater98
      @destroyercreater98 Před 5 lety +80

      Justin Thompson he spent his other seconds talking

    • @indrickboreale5463
      @indrickboreale5463 Před 5 lety +113

      Power of King Crimson

    • @justinthompson6364
      @justinthompson6364 Před 5 lety +48

      @@destroyercreater98 Yeah, but this is supposed to be in "real time". It should have been edited differently.

    • @destroyercreater98
      @destroyercreater98 Před 5 lety +1

      Justin Thompson so basically fast forward by a lot

    • @justinthompson6364
      @justinthompson6364 Před 5 lety +6

      @@destroyercreater98 Basically fast forward the first part a lot and fast forward the latter part less.
      Edit: Err wait, the opposite.

  • @Sare.Briish
    @Sare.Briish Před 3 lety +3594

    I love how dio called Joseph a geezer even though he's like over double his age

    • @hipehipe4606
      @hipehipe4606 Před 3 lety +147

      Ikr hypocritical

    • @GreenHairedKaiba
      @GreenHairedKaiba Před 2 lety +395

      @@hipehipe4606 out of all dio's evil deeds, it's the hypocrisy i won't stand for

    • @hipehipe4606
      @hipehipe4606 Před 2 lety +17

      @@GreenHairedKaiba no offense but I wasn't talking to you.

    • @GreenHairedKaiba
      @GreenHairedKaiba Před 2 lety +65

      @@hipehipe4606 none taken

    • @hipehipe4606
      @hipehipe4606 Před 2 lety +6

      @@GreenHairedKaiba oki

  • @r584v
    @r584v Před 7 měsíci +1

    To think he gets to say those monologues in such less time we can say that Dio's mind is way faster in processing thoughts

  • @doctornsilver3882
    @doctornsilver3882 Před rokem +2

    Dio: "I KNOW JUST EXACTLY HOW TO KILL YOU, JOTARO!"
    Jotaro: "Bet"

  • @extrajerky2940
    @extrajerky2940 Před 7 lety +2626

    Remember that part when Jotaro could fucking fly?

    • @morganstedmanms
      @morganstedmanms  Před 7 lety +401

      Would have been useful in part 6

    • @infernalbaka557
      @infernalbaka557 Před 7 lety +127

      EXTRA JERKY no but araki did

    • @NexusARC
      @NexusARC Před 7 lety +171

      I like to think his will, and anger towards DIO elevated his Stando Powas to a new level that no other villain could make Jotaro reach.

    • @TurtleGalaxies
      @TurtleGalaxies Před 7 lety +86

      I think gravity is ignored during time stop, allowing for "flight".

    • @smieltheperson5006
      @smieltheperson5006 Před 7 lety +204

      Jotaro was flying even when time wasn't stopped.

  • @TDskirvin
    @TDskirvin Před 6 lety +1162

    if you think about it, Dio took the time to pause time, run down the stairs, carry Polnareff down three steps, and then run back up in 5 seconds

  • @Rune000
    @Rune000 Před rokem +1

    Dang, the first one is just sad, played Kakoyins theme like he was gonna win and everything

  • @matteomalerba1952
    @matteomalerba1952 Před rokem

    Grazie dell'aiuto, re dei casuari!

  • @kindadumb916
    @kindadumb916 Před 3 lety +1337

    Plot twist: The world lasts for minutes but Dio did not pay attention during law school

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id Před 3 lety +65

      RIP to that top student status from P1, I guess.

    • @SeeMeRowan
      @SeeMeRowan Před 3 lety +59

      Time flies when you're having fun. That or he doesn't know how long a second is.

    • @kyleramsumair1678
      @kyleramsumair1678 Před 3 lety +3

      😂

    • @around441pipissharingaytac4
      @around441pipissharingaytac4 Před 3 lety +8

      I will get wooooshed and all. I understand the joke but dio actually went for higher education and he reads books in his free time

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 3 lety +25

      @@around441pipissharingaytac4
      His sense of time is broken. After spending a century in a coffin, he can't tell the difference between 5 seconds and 5 minutes.

  • @Dennosity3
    @Dennosity3 Před 5 lety +3770

    *Anyone watching before Dio stop tim-*

  • @ochenpersona
    @ochenpersona Před 2 lety +8

    Переводчикам отдельное уважение

  • @Juan-Joestar
    @Juan-Joestar Před rokem +1

    the last one sounded so cool the how a timestop ends and jotaro's timestop starts

  • @DioStandProud
    @DioStandProud Před 3 lety +3453

    Remember kids
    It's "five seconds to act" not speak
    In case you were wondering how I, *DIO* is able to monologue in stopped time

    • @godlygecko6302
      @godlygecko6302 Před 3 lety +71

      This would be perfect if it said wondering how I am able

    • @DioStandProud
      @DioStandProud Před 3 lety +10

      @@godlygecko6302 👀👀👀

    • @keagan946
      @keagan946 Před 3 lety +6

      I’m the real DIO

    • @DioStandProud
      @DioStandProud Před 3 lety +37

      @@keagan946 No, you belong to a variety of multiverses, you are one of many. But only I, *DIO* can stand at the top.

    • @keagan946
      @keagan946 Před 3 lety +7

      Change ur name to DIO Over Heaven

  • @SHADOWNUZ
    @SHADOWNUZ Před 6 lety +3016

    "And now, without pause, my final attack!"
    *pauses time to attack*
    ...what?

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz Před 6 lety +105

      He stopped time right after his previous attack, so hardly any time passes between them.

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 Před 6 lety +77

      Josh Lefelhocz it was ironical, and "hardly" doesn't work.
      It's instantaneous for the one receiving damage.

    • @BombasticLion
      @BombasticLion Před 5 lety +5

      *my last and final attack

    • @axelb5122
      @axelb5122 Před 5 lety +4

      Za LIEedu

    • @laserbean00001
      @laserbean00001 Před 5 lety +4

      The irony. Hahaha

  • @reloadACE
    @reloadACE Před rokem

    when dio stops time, only his stand moves, time flies

  • @Pouinsano_
    @Pouinsano_ Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:21 Nah bro the subtitles are fire 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😊

  • @youexpectedausername2242
    @youexpectedausername2242 Před 7 lety +4041

    *NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH*

    • @blupengu
      @blupengu Před 7 lety +515

      more like *BELONGS IN THE TRASH*

    • @sunder6745
      @sunder6745 Před 7 lety +317

      Golden Snapple MY SHEER EMERALD SPLASH HAS NO WEAKNESS

    • @raggedyexynos6826
      @raggedyexynos6826 Před 7 lety +25

      It never hit

    • @gunswordfist
      @gunswordfist Před 7 lety +151

      EXCEPT EVERY STAND USER I HAVE EVER FACED!!

    • @NeoRidero
      @NeoRidero Před 7 lety +103

      I just love how he says that yet never fucking hits once with it.

  • @dannydorito6027
    @dannydorito6027 Před 3 lety +862

    Who see's an old man fall out of the sky and thinks " let's make fun of him."

    • @santinoamin296
      @santinoamin296 Před 3 lety +47

      finally other persont that thinks the same

    • @rooost9856
      @rooost9856 Před 3 lety +62

      i think they are meant to be drunks, i mean its late night there in the time of this fight

    • @yousefessam5235
      @yousefessam5235 Před 3 lety +34

      The real question is : "Who in the world would see an old man falling out of the sky?". I mean an old man falling out of the sky is totally normal to you, while people laughing at such a bizarre situation is extremely abnormal.....

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan Před 3 lety +23

      Believe me, try driving uber for few a months you will see all kinds of shit going down during night.

    • @santinoamin296
      @santinoamin296 Před 3 lety +11

      @@UltraNyan i need to know your experiences NOW

  • @KGTRgua
    @KGTRgua Před 9 měsíci +1

    Apreté pausa y siguió el vídeo ....grande dio

  • @XLost_LordX
    @XLost_LordX Před rokem

    I like the funny subtitles

  • @medinaalangabriel
    @medinaalangabriel Před 4 lety +673

    5:06 Dio laughing remembering how effective fire was when Jonathan tried to burn him along his house.

    • @footlover9416
      @footlover9416 Před 4 lety +19

      thats exactly what i was thinking

    • @chrisa4261
      @chrisa4261 Před 4 lety +10

      He's laughing because he could hear the vibrations of the car coming to make his escape to joestar's corpse to take his blood.

    • @greenshrex7532
      @greenshrex7532 Před 4 lety +30

      @@chrisa4261 its a joke

    • @SimplyHawa
      @SimplyHawa Před 4 lety +8

      Chris A r/woosh

    • @LiedDark
      @LiedDark Před 4 lety

      @@chrisa4261 your fucking bored

  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 Před 3 lety +1796

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that DIO found a road roller and got it all the way to Jotaro in one second

    • @kayraengel855
      @kayraengel855 Před 2 lety +106

      U mean 7 seconds?

    • @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder
      @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder Před 2 lety +71

      @@kayraengel855 still impressive

    • @mikehall3976
      @mikehall3976 Před 2 lety +108

      I understand it's a big city, but I cannot see how he could move fast enough to find one and bring it back in that kinda time.
      Anyways, funny meme go brrrr.

    • @keithplays1184
      @keithplays1184 Před rokem +19

      Well he's not a vampire for nothing

    • @MakianTheWorld
      @MakianTheWorld Před rokem +20

      Maybe he threw Jotaro in the bridge and noticed the steam roller near it before deciding to stop time and throw it on Jotaro

  • @argon_king
    @argon_king Před rokem

    Epic👍

  • @ItsKayzOnYt
    @ItsKayzOnYt Před rokem +1

    Star platinium: Pause Video! Yes!!! Dio doesnt move on star platinium's pause.

  • @knightartorias8787
    @knightartorias8787 Před 5 lety +3696

    Boi that thumbnail

  • @JamesFores007
    @JamesFores007 Před 7 lety +3201

    if anime was in realtime we would have a lot less dialouge

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn Před 7 lety +422

      Yeah. In part 2 Joseph jumps in the air to kick refrences something like history, popculture or magic tricks, explains why he hates the person he is about to kick, explains his plan on how his kick is going to kill the enemy, the enemy laughs, "NANIII?", the enemy explains that he saw it coming and made a counter attack for the kick, Joseph smirks, "NANIII?", Joseph explains how his plans went even deeper and was suspecting the counter attack so the original attack was a distraction for the real attack to hit.
      Then the kick hits.
      This happens 12 times a fight with every battle.

    • @Scoutspwnd117
      @Scoutspwnd117 Před 7 lety +185

      And it was amazing.

    • @smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69
      @smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69 Před 7 lety +14

      Nikke 2800 no ragretw

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr Před 6 lety +42

      We wouldn't even know why they are fighting

    • @callmelucid6692
      @callmelucid6692 Před 6 lety +12

      You mean diolouge

  • @Drovagon
    @Drovagon Před 3 měsíci

    Getting ''this planet will explode in 5 minutes'' vibe

  • @ZovkaYT
    @ZovkaYT Před 2 měsíci +3

    Пов: ютуб тратит миллионы на субтитры.
    Субтитры:

  • @CrimsonReq
    @CrimsonReq Před 4 lety +604

    1:17 that man was correct, DIO is a really hot chick

    • @SVignette
      @SVignette Před 4 lety

      It took me until I hit the time stamp to realize the joke. But you had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @mislamgsu
      @mislamgsu Před 4 lety

      Ur right

  • @acacis
    @acacis Před 5 lety +2213

    Jotaro defeat such a op stand the World
    But lost to a RAT

    • @gokhanyildirim8557
      @gokhanyildirim8557 Před 5 lety +248

      Because in Starcrusaders he stops time for 4 seconds or 5 but in diamond is unbreakable he can only stop it for 1 or second thats what you call nerfing

    • @lonelyrobin7576
      @lonelyrobin7576 Před 5 lety +100

      hoang pek power scaling in jojos
      Dio>Jotoro>just some fucking rat

    • @zatoby6705
      @zatoby6705 Před 5 lety +249

      Jotaro didn't train his Za Warudo so its power diminished to only half a second. He trains it more later but without vampiric immortality and regeneration the burden it puts on his body prevents him from using it to its maximum potential. Dio was and still is the strongest user of The World.

    • @kyleken8383
      @kyleken8383 Před 5 lety +54

      that akari fellow certainly likes making someone awesome just to shoot them down later.
      he's done it like 3 times to me now with the recent fugo.

    • @marcelovieira519
      @marcelovieira519 Před 5 lety +27

      @@gokhanyildirim8557 Dude. In SDC, he stops time for 0.5 seconds. In DiU, he stops time for 2 seconds. Wtf

  • @ssus228
    @ssus228 Před rokem

    Субтитры с переводом это отдельный вид искусства;)

  • @user-jh5dq9vc1v
    @user-jh5dq9vc1v Před rokem

    If I have time stop ability, I would use it in the middle of every conversation to laugh like crazy maniac and explainig to people why they suck without people thinking that I am crazy maniac and douchebag. It's just supreme social ability, very good for my long-term mental health and as stress relief.

  • @morganstedmanms
    @morganstedmanms  Před 4 lety +2227

    5 million views have passed (except they actually have, thx).

  • @mou381
    @mou381 Před 5 lety +5457

    One minute passed
    Dio:" *Four seconds has passed!* "
    bruh 2600+ likes
    thank you so much

    • @8k6k64
      @8k6k64 Před 5 lety +7

      侯銘宗 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Va_n
      @Va_n Před 5 lety +88

      Me to the teacher when they're going to collect the test papers

    • @thezi9154
      @thezi9154 Před 5 lety +40

      *Hunter x hunter chimera ant arc: 7 episodes have passed*
      Knuckle: 1 minute has passed

    • @hirope8587
      @hirope8587 Před 5 lety +15

      That's the anime time. The real seconds time would literally be 4 seconds

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 Před 5 lety +49

      *THE PLANET WILL EXPLODE IN 5 MINUTES!!*
      30 episodes later
      *THE PLANET WILL EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS!!!
      *4 episodes later*
      Hey where is your ship?

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 Před rokem +1

    6:20
    "One seconds has passed"
    "Seven seconds have passed"

  • @theunfunny4133
    @theunfunny4133 Před rokem

    "I, Dio have surpassed all life forms"
    Kars: stay back brat