A Guide to AUSTRALIA
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- čas přidán 17. 12. 2022
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Thanks sm for 100k btw
So proud of your success! Hopefully with your fame you can claim asylum and escape birmingham
When guide to SERBIA? No more TROLLING!
i subbed when you were at i think 40k or less
why wasnt u watchin the final u gay or sm?!?!
Guide to Serbia plis))🇷🇸🇷🇸
Fun Australian history fact: there was an outlaw in the 1800s who wore a full-ass suit of iron plate armour during a gunfight against the police. It worked.
What a based man. Was he born in Tessaloniki and lived in Gary as well?
Iron man before iron man
@@mooniethegoofy true lol
Except he forgot wear armour over his legs. The cops shot his legs then arrested and hanged him.
@@Gigachad-dv8pu rip iron man
As a Vietnamese who watched a Bollywood adaptation of Crocodile Dundee at 6 yo this is 100% accurate.
Please give me the name of this NOW
@Adrians Cehins I thought he was from Dundee
@Adrians Cehins no, crocodile dundee is BOLIVIAN and anyone who says otherwise is a LIAR and does not acknowledge the TRUTH
As a Vietnamese fellow, i can confirm this Vietnamese friend spoke fact 👌
@SuperHK. Santo & Johnny - Sleep walk is the original
Fun Australian Fact: c**t is a traditional greeting on the same line as bro, sir and every other word in the English language
What is "C**t" ??
Sorry im from Indonesia and i don't know that.
Very true.
@@Keeping_things_real. yeah nah yeah nah
It is unless you are applying it to a c**t, then its an insult (though a non gendered one).
When in Australia its important to remember that all c**ts are c**ts but some c**ts are c**ts and woe betide anyone who confuses the two.
As an Australian, I can confirm.
As a verified Australian I can confirm that this video is utilized for the basis of most of our History lessons in High School.
In Australia utilised is with an s not a z, same with summarise and some others.
As a New Zealander I am proud of being Australian
At least you know your countries place.
sniper tf2 be like:
Mr Mundee?
Kiwis are just bargain bin versions of Aussies.
we dont talk about what happened to old zealand
As an Australian this is very accurate, except putting fairy bread at the bottom of the tier list, fairy bread is a god tier food
Sausage rolls are pretty fucking excellent. That and the public transportation is most of what I miss of living in Perth.
@@KnivingDispodia idk to me store bought sausage rolls don't taste that great, but homemade ones! that's where it's at
timtams are good and so are sausage rolls
@@soapmaker9000 When Britain will never master the meat pie and the saussy roll like we have
Same with Tim tams
As an Australian, this is the ultimate travel guide to Australia
👍🏽 😂
I love this video, my boss is Australian so I can understand his country better 😂
When I was a kid in Melbourne a entire f***ing kangaroo broke through our window and walked into my parents room at night I then heard my mom screaming from downstairs and the kangaro got scared and ran out the broken window that was the most traumatic childhood experience
😂😂
oh man
nah, we just had a possum get chased by the dog through the entire house then stop panting on the wall of the loungeroom. Put a towel over it and then put it outside; it then proceeded to complain loudly from the top of a gumtree for the next hour.
😂😂😂
This guy really learned how to make geography work
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
@@hectordoyle4843Kafal Sviri
@@hectordoyle4843 Down Under - Men at Work
@SuperHK. sleep walk
@SuperHK. no problem
As an Aussie, you nailed it, I don’t even think Australian CZcamsrs can sum up Australia this well
Are you a greek diasporoid lol
We don't drink Starbuck in Melbourne though. Starbuck kind of failed here. Local coffee shops are thriving and cannot be displaced by some American BS. Where can you even find a Starbuck in Melbourne. The city?
@@TemplarX2 wdym💀 I go to Melbourne all the time and every single Starbucks is packed to the brim
@@GoblinZen Maybe the city where everything is packed. But the suburbs no.
@@stratospheric37 nope, best mate is and he got me down the Byzantine rabbit hole
Bro idk how you get so accurate with these. Like who knows about Altonas air quality except for us West siders.
As an australian, I can confirm this is a very in-depth and truthful guide. Please come back to this video if you are lost in the Outback
to live in Australia u just need to memorise the spiders attack patterns
yes.
Ahhh yes
No?
I barely get any spiders where I live
@@BlueWormyYT you're clearly not in Australia
@@whythehandletho I'M IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA 😡😡😡
as a Russian who once visited Finland i can confirm this is accurate
I’m an Aussie and I agree
A kangaroo tried to fight the Russian embassy in Sydney once.
@@pangotango06 serves putin right
@@cruze_the he was defo ready to catch hands.
Finland what the fu
As an Austrian, I can confirm this is accurate!
As an Australian. I've never seen a more informative, and so accurate video such as this. Good job mate
as an Australian who once visited Queensland I can confirm this is accurate
as an Australian who lives in Queensland i can say this is accurate
@@professionalhater.xo. oh wow
@@professionalhater.xo. same!
As a queenlandian that lives in queensland. i can confirm, my grandma has a mullet
@@professionalhater.xo. yes.
As a Victorian, you absolutely nailed it. Yesterday was 39c, today is 20c. It might change in 10 minutes, who knows? Certainly not us born and raised here.
U can do it because Australians are the strongest in the world second only to the russians
Damn I'm Tasmanian btw you guys got it rough during COVID-19
@@Birds4lifeAnya People are still protesting against lockdowns here. There are no lockdowns, wtf are you complaining about.
@@andymccormack4526 Ikr? haha
love that this comment was 3 weeks ago yet it happened today and yesterday also.
we all know Bunnings snags are a S (completly bussin')
As an Australian I can say this is pretty spot on. The "lovely" Perth summer one was a classic.
Summer? Fkn inferno 😂
helping all Australians to get the $3000 from the government you are not being asked to invest or pay for anything
Then a great white swims down the swan river an kills some fucker in a vineyard
Nah but Melbourne's weather is so relatable Iits either so hot that you get a heat stroke or it's so damn cold that you get a ear ache and ghasp for air if you try to do anything
I live in Perth and it's very accurate. PS Australia should have kept the White Australia Policy.
As an Australian sho lives in somewhere, this seems to accurately reflect on the life of an Australian.
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
@@hectordoyle4843 Down Under - Men At Work
Cool which state I live in Tasmania
As a convict, I can definitely say that the soap dropping scene is 100% accurate.
As an Aussie I will be sharing this as an accurate down to earth guide to Australia, especially victoria weather damn that is accurate
The Big Lez Show is made by an australian artist and pioneer, this series changed my life and it is on youtube. One grand achievement of the australian people!!!
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
@@hectordoyle4843 kaval sviri
@@breijol cheers bro
The Big Lez Show is Australia's most significant achievement
@@ebinecksdee9872 1. holden
2. big lez show
Geopold: Puts all Australian food in F tier.
Lamingtons: I would like to have a word with you after class.
The pies and timtams too
Pavlova
@@rasso4978 god, pavlova was made by kiwis
He also put vegemite in F tier the uncultured bastard
@@bujubra2594 that’s controversial opinion
Perfect. I’m going to Australia in Dec to study and work and I’m gonna use this as my Australia 101
As an Australia, I can confirm that in Victoria the weather goes to 30 (Celsius) one day and the next it’s 10 degrees (Celsius). It’s intense but I’m used to it, I’ve had American friends ask me if there’s a problem or so,etching with the weather. NOPE
This is a nice summary of Austria!
Luckily we dont have them here😅😂😂
All the best from austria 🇦🇹🇪🇺
@Sanctus Paulus 1962 🙄🙄dont you know that hitler was german and motart austrian
😂😂 i am joking
A guide to Argentina pls!!!!!
@@shawn8297 💀
@Shawn based
Demonitized due to too many bad mustache man references.
You sure you want that roast?
@@pottertheavenger1363 (I am british)
Mad respect for the TNSW track haha. This is such a well done video wow
Great work & so historically accurate.
It's a good thing I will have this video to guide me when I don't go to Australia.
Australia is basically what you get if Birmingham became an island
oath
An entire continent of Brummies 😱
Gives Birmingham a bit too much credit
and then gave it a few centuries to evolve
As a Serb, I say 0:39 is fire... Underrated channel!
Geopold's "guide" videos might just be the best thing since diced head
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
@@hectordoyle4843 porn
The only problem I have is the fact that you failed to include Sydney in that list of 'Starbucks loving, watered down San Francisco' list. Other than that, completely accurate.
Nobody from Sydney goes to Starbucks lol
Didn't Starbucks get shut down, permanently. San Francisco is accurate though, especially up on Oxford St.
I never met a single Aussie who didn’t despise Starbucks
I've seen like 1 Starbucks ever and there were people in there who looked like tourists and only that
As An Aussie I See This As An Absolute Win
The conversation is so relatable 😅
2:34 remember this simple phrase “Australia is not a food chain, it’s a free for all”
I live in Australia and this video is 100% accurate. Good job geopold, you get a free sausage in bread
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
@@hectordoyle4843 king von no flaws
Yeah give him the Bunnings snag mate
sausage sizzle daaaaaard hell yeaaaaa
I only go to Bunnings for the snag and bread plus over priced can. I don't even step foot inside 😂
Very nice guide. Really accurate.
As an Australian, I give this guide +30 social credit
As an Australian who has only ever lived in the NT (the forgotten ones) I can confirm these stereotypes about all the other parts of Australia are accurate
You are indeed the forgotten ones
@@AnnoyedHarpy6 I hadn't heard of this 'NT' until I read the comment.
@@organicmechanic5150 doesn't really surprise me. The only real things they are known for is Uluru and Japan bombing the territory's capital
@@AnnoyedHarpy6 I went to Alice Springs once, yeah nah
As a Katherinian who grew up on National parks in NT and QLD, we do not speak of NT… the strangest creatures are the bipedal hairless onions
As someone who lives in Perth where it's summer right now, I can confirm the accuracy of this video. Also did you guys know Tame Impala is actually just one person but when he plays live he gets a band haha cool fact right?
Its not even full summer yet, once the end of January kicks in, I'm already making plans to stay indoors as much as possible. Poxy Perth summers 🤣
Perth is cold in comparison to other places and i have lives in Perth for 14 years
@@BananaBoy-bm4xz 🆒
@@BananaBoy-bm4xz what other places? Venus?!
@@smashlee6181 yes Venus!😄
As an Australian, I'd like to add on:
Only Aussies can F with the wildlife. We're trained professionals who ride kangaroos to school, fight using spiders like they're beyblades, and talk to each other on the kookaburra-phone
Also, we're automatically gifted with the C-word pass
When I was kid living in Darwin, me and my family went down to Mindil Beach to have a picnic and there was a fucking 5-6 metre fat fucking croc just chilling near the entrance. It actually made the front page of the newspaper so that’s a pretty cool memory.
As someone from Sydney thank you for accurately separating ‘us’ from ‘them’
The world should separate from them. The USA would be a utopia
You only have like 1% of them in your country so you’re lucky
2:26 i know where you fucking live mate
The song at 0:18 is dead weight by svard
I'm Australian and I will say this is pretty accurate
As an Albianian living in Serbia and watching this from Sudan i can confirm this is 100% true.
As an Australian, this is 100% correct.
No joke, I'm Australian and love this.
Except for the food
@Tony-theGreat yeah, basically all Aussie foods are better than anywhere else in the world (apart from Vegemite, tis quite shit.)
@@1718djh dont you dare slander vegemite
@@WerionAU its just mah opinion
as a greek in australia this video and your greece video are the 2 most accurate representations i have seen
One of the most accurate australian history recaps
As a Spanish that has never stepped on Australia or anywhere 5000km near it I can confirm this is accurate!
As an Australian I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Best guide ever mate 👍🏽
As an Australian, i can say that I enjoyed this very much
As an English Australian, thank you so much for this!
convict*
@@leopinty5103 fucking based
Omg thx for the likes
@@user-sz2tw2or9s don't confuse the d*mb c*nt with all those words
@@user-sz2tw2or9s i think that's a joke
I DID NOT JUST SEE YOU PUT TIM TAMS IN F TEAR. OH MY GOD
Australia food is basically prison food
Chips with Ice cream bruh.
make sense
It literally is prison food
Best quality prison food.
its copied from UK so its self explanatory.
As someone who has lived in Perth for almost 20 years, this is deathly accurate
The Chats in the background is the best part.
IM ON SMAOKAO
2:24 I can kinda understand the rest but Tim tams are the best biscuit in the universe and fairy bread hit hard at birthday parties as a kid
as someone from perth it is a honour for someone to acknowledge our existence
As a Canadian, I can confirm this is accurate
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
As a Canadian where's your hey!.. hey!
Fun fact, Australia had a war against emus and lost, there was 1 injured
I demand a guide to Argentina and france after that world cup final,man am still shaking
What’s the song in the background at 0:38
@@hectordoyle4843 the one that starts after that time?
its down under- men at work, if not i have no idea what your on about
@@pl0mp648 the song at 1:20
@@hectordoyle4843 no idea then mate
@@pl0mp648 I think Hector's a half bake mate or maybe a sh*thouse clueless troll
As a mexican who listened land down under, this is accurate
as an australian, this is very accurate
good job mate
The scream paired with the food ranking is comedy gold
if anyone is wondering the jungle/dnb track at 0:13, its Baraka - I'll Be There (1994)
exactly what I was looking for
@@kaelist2400 glad i could help!!! glad someone was wondering :)
@@mysteryY2K Thank you sirrrr
As an Australian, I could actually understand 0:03
As someone from West Sydney, I can confirm
CANBERRA IS SUCH A CRUSTY ASS PLACE XD
Ikr I'm also assie
As an Australian I can confirm that is how all 14 year olds from Adelaide talk
As somebody from Perth i 100% agree with everything
As an Aussie who does not live in any major cities can confirm that this is 100% accurate
Fkn hell, don’t tell me u live in central aus
I HATE LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK NOWHERE BUT ALSO THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN SOME SHITHOLE CITY
@@bujubra2594 you know Australia has a coastline right
@@originalsusser i know. I live here.
@@bujubra2594 yer I already figured that, I could tell from your fluoro safety shirt & purple work hat
As someone who grew up in South West Sydney, your description of Western Sydney is perfect 🫠
My condolences
Isn’t diversity wonderful?
Thankfully you have like 2% groids in your whole country and you’re not ajungle like the USA yet
incredible travel guide
i had a full boxing match with a kangaroo once.
As a Aussie this is all 100% true and how we are taught in school
As an Australian, it’s so good to finally get some recognition and stuff I can actually relate to.
maybe more about the eshay brahs?
I love how some of Australia is literally just opposite America
As an Australian, I can confirm that we do indeed have snakes in our pants.
As a person who was born in Australia and has lived there their whole life, I can confirm that spider sizes are usually exaggerated. They usually only get to the size of a car, sometimes a house.
as a north korean living in mongolia and increasing its gdp daily , i completely agree how similar Australia is to this video
As someone who has lived in NSW almost her whole life, I see this as an absolute win.
this is art at it’s finest
As a current Australian citizen, this is 100% accurate, especially the food
As a Egyptian living on Jupiter I can comfirm this is 100% accurate.
not the timtams and vegemite bro those are actual fire😭😭😭
that tier list if fucking criminal. Beef pie, fairy bread and vegemite is beyond S
*As a Aboriginal from Australia (that lives in qld), I can comfirm this is completely accurate, and that Australia is a absolute hell hole*
I really like how he make a slander like he has live in the country for 50 years and i love it
You have done well mate it's cool & you will get views😂
12 stout street had me thrown lol. good edit
As an Australian who lives in Australia, this video is very accurate
2:48 Ayo wtf that’s literally me
As an Australian I can confirm everything in this video
At 1:28 , this is literally so funny,the transition is literally just gold