Horrible Histories - Stupid Deaths - James II

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  • čas přidán 27. 04. 2012
  • (Sorry for the frequent flashing throughout the video, I have no idea how to fix this problem. Sorry for any problems this caused.)
    Another stupid death, with James II, king of Scotland (died 1460).
    From Horrible Histories (Series 3, Episode 3).
    (C) Lion Television and BBC
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  • @tscream80
    @tscream80 Před 4 lety +158

    0:27 - "James I, James II, James III. Not very imaginative of you Scottish royals."
    Well, considering how many Georges have been King of England...

    • @tomfitzpatrick7335
      @tomfitzpatrick7335 Před 4 lety +6

      The Jameson times

    • @darrynmurphy2038
      @darrynmurphy2038 Před 4 lety +33

      Just wait till you hear about a kingdom called France

    • @finn4012
      @finn4012 Před 4 lety +5

      Darryn Murphy I hear Luis wasn’t a very common royal name

    • @elladunham6518
      @elladunham6518 Před 4 lety +31

      There have been 7 James of Scotland and only 6 George's of England. Although there have been 8 Edwards of England so all in all they're both as bad as each other lol.

    • @danieldelrosario7447
      @danieldelrosario7447 Před 4 lety +12

      Or Alfonsos in Spain, though technically Alfonso XII and XIII were the only ones of their name who reigned over all Spain.
      It's because they traced their royal lineage from the Principality (later Kingdom) of Asturias.

  • @usr2134
    @usr2134 Před 10 lety +102

    "Well... At least he didn't call it James..."

  • @epicmemeboi3503
    @epicmemeboi3503 Před 4 lety +35

    "Over two copies sold"
    New York Times: BESTSELLER!!!!!!!

  • @GHHHHJKKKKK
    @GHHHHJKKKKK Před 10 lety +78

    This video had more information than Wikipedia on James II.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Před 2 lety

      @David Ritchie If not for the Hanovers, would you be King of Scotland?

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx Před 10 lety +11

    In 1449, nineteen-year-old James married fifteen-year-old Mary of Guelders, daughter of the Duke of Gelderland. She had numerous royal ancestors such as John II of France and John of Bohemia. She bore him seven children, six of whom survived into adulthood. Subsequently, the relations between Flanders and Scotland improved. James's nickname, Fiery Face, referred to a conspicuous vermilion birthmark on his face which appears to have been deemed by contemporaries an outward sign of a fiery temper.

  • @mudbloodsanddemigods
    @mudbloodsanddemigods Před 11 lety +49

    I ADORE Mat's Scottish accent. My fave after his French and Pirate. :))

  • @vivianarojas40
    @vivianarojas40 Před 11 lety +32

    I love the conversations he has with the skeletons. XD

  • @tamrinto
    @tamrinto Před 3 lety +6

    Moral of the story: when someone tells you to take cover you TAKE COVER!

  • @YooTuba
    @YooTuba Před 12 lety +44

    I'd buy a copy of "Death's Big Book of Baby Names" for my coffee table!

    • @AccidentalNinja
      @AccidentalNinja Před 4 lety +8

      It'd probably be the most complete book of names as he has met everyone.

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas Před 9 lety +23

    His laugh is priceless XD

  • @BoyGeorgeFanply20
    @BoyGeorgeFanply20 Před 9 lety +22

    mat's scottish accent is just too cute

  • @jackholmesdiscovereranglos7891

    Cannon made from Flanders and have thick metal hoops prevent the barrel from splitting.
    I know what the Cannon of James the 2nd meant. A Tree Cannon. Mythbusters addition. The ammo was rocks and the rock caused the cannon to split

  • @KrisWorld1806
    @KrisWorld1806 Před 11 lety +13

    1000 Ways To Die: The Junior Edition

  • @deloufu
    @deloufu Před 12 lety +6

    I love that line "NEXT."

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Před rokem +2

    "dying to see 'The Lion' in action" I see what the writers did there.

  • @Miss65boo
    @Miss65boo Před 12 lety +9

    He didn't name the cannon James - too funny!

  • @Waelser93
    @Waelser93 Před 12 lety +7

    They should do Count Adolph of Neuenahr and Moers...died when he entered a pouderhouse smoking a cigar^^

  • @chelsearicotta955
    @chelsearicotta955 Před 4 lety +5

    "Don't worry! My leg won't blow off from this cannon! I'll be fine-" (Blows up) 😱*dies*

  • @liz2saintvideos
    @liz2saintvideos Před 4 lety +4

    Guess ol Jimmy went out with a bang

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Před 2 lety

      From a Belgian gun.
      Ironically, FN has made some great guns over the years.

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx Před 10 lety +2

    James II (Middle Scots: Iames Stewart; 16 October 1430 - 3 August 1460), who reigned as king of Scots from 1437 on, was the son of James I and Joan Beaufort. Nothing is known of his early life, but by his first birthday his twin and only brother, Alexander, who was also the older twin, had died, thus making James the heir apparent and Duke of Rothesay.

  • @tinktweet8836
    @tinktweet8836 Před 9 lety +8

    "Over 2 copies sold" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx Před 10 lety +3

    James was a politic, and singularly successful king. He was popular with the commoners, with whom, like most of the Stewarts, he socialized often, both in times of peace and war. His legislation has a markedly popular character.

  • @mikebrzostowski2266
    @mikebrzostowski2266 Před 3 lety +2

    1:36
    “The Loin bit you”

  • @sisterlygamers6498
    @sisterlygamers6498 Před 9 lety +45

    Death, can I get a book for free? My mum would kill me if I bought anything online.

  • @deeehi3
    @deeehi3 Před 10 lety +12

    I don't know what Death is talking about. England had 8 Henrys and 8 Edwards.

    • @SG-1-GRC
      @SG-1-GRC Před 3 lety +1

      Scotland had no gaps between the 6 Jacobite Kings (6 King James one after the other with Mary in between 5 and 6). Some might find that a bit unimaginative but certainly also very impressive.
      England only managed 4 Georges in a row and I note there were gaps between some of the Edwards and the Henries.

    • @Wilk32
      @Wilk32 Před 2 lety +1

      6 George’s too, 2 James’, 3 Richards and 4 Williams that’s all the multiple ones I can think of
      Ps: just remembered there was 2 Charles’

    • @deeehi3
      @deeehi3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Wilk32 2 Elizabeth and 2 Mary

    • @Wilk32
      @Wilk32 Před 2 lety +1

      @@deeehi3 yes! Forgot about them they were Mary and Elizabeth Tudor, and Mary daughter of james ii, and our present monarch Elizabeth II. Also I forgot to mention two Charles’

    • @deeehi3
      @deeehi3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Wilk32 its ok, Charles II is my favorite and I forgot about him too.

  • @s-a-r-a-h
    @s-a-r-a-h Před 3 lety +3

    hearing Scottish people say "hoops" is my favorite thing

  • @TheBritishCrumpet
    @TheBritishCrumpet Před 12 lety +2

    the flashing is a bit annoying but that didnt bother me much lol thanks for the upload :D!!!

  • @kirkman667
    @kirkman667 Před 11 lety +2

    with thick metal HUPES.

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx Před 10 lety +1

    Curiously enough, James held no other titles while Duke of Rothesay. On 21 February 1437, James I was assassinated and the six-year-old Duke of Rothesay immediately succeeded him as James II.

  • @eamonquinn5188
    @eamonquinn5188 Před 3 lety

    I just love HH. I don't look out for it as it is children's TV but if I'm flipping channels and there it is, then lucky me.

  • @ponyonoodles6568
    @ponyonoodles6568 Před 4 lety +3

    "Over 2 copies sold!"

  • @kjellhl1975
    @kjellhl1975 Před 11 lety +2

    if you think scots are bad on royal names then think twice, Denmarks royal line went on from 1400s like this Christian I, Hans, Christian II, Fredrik I, Christian III, Fredrik II, Christian IV, Fredrik III and they kept this going for 500 years until the last 2 which was Christian X and Fredrik IX but since they now got a queen /Margrete II) she is the first 1400s who was not named either Christian or Fredrik.

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond Před 11 lety +2

    Thanks!

  • @janeanderson887
    @janeanderson887 Před 11 lety +1

    Meaning that he ate so much food at once he died, not that he chomped down on his feet.

  • @justsomeonewhopopsupeveryw1444

    This wouldn’t be funny if Death wasn’t making hilarious comments

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond Před 11 lety +2

    Thank God for that!

  • @musicgal365
    @musicgal365 Před 12 lety +1

    At least he didn't call the cannon James!

  • @katee2940
    @katee2940 Před 4 lety

    That cliffhanger though...

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 Před 3 lety +1

    I want that book!

  • @JohnnyWolfblood
    @JohnnyWolfblood Před 11 lety

    ...okay I need to search that right away...

  • @dukes0916
    @dukes0916 Před 11 lety +4

    Ah Ha Ha! Really!?! Never heard that historic factoid! Thanks! (I guess you could say 'they gave him enough powder to blow himself to hell'!)

  • @tomfitzpatrick7335
    @tomfitzpatrick7335 Před 4 lety +1

    The lion bit him🤣🦁

  • @beverleelamb6556
    @beverleelamb6556 Před 4 lety +1

    Simon said Doodoo, doodoo. Lol

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx Před 10 lety

    He does not appear to have inherited his father's taste for literature, which was "inherited" by at least two of his sisters; but the foundation of the university of Glasgow during his reign, by Bishop Turnbull, shows that he encouraged learning; and there are also traces of his endowments to St. Salvator's, the new college of Archbishop Kennedy at St Andrews. He possessed much of his father's restless energy. However, his murder of the Earl of Douglas leaves a stain on his reign.

  • @musicgal365
    @musicgal365 Před 12 lety +1

    What you lot need is this: Death's big book of baby names! Over 2 coppies sold!

  • @JohnnyWolfblood
    @JohnnyWolfblood Před 11 lety +1

    I wonder if making cannons out of softer metal would help them from exploding.
    Edit: After seven years of watching documentaries. Cast iron is legit the worst possible metal for making cannons.

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 Před 4 lety +1

      Well, eventually they did. Bronze was lighter and softer, and for smooth bore cannon, it's perfect. The 12 pounder Napoleon used in the US Civil War and other conflicts is a perfect example. However, its own softness makes it inferior for rifled cannons, so they had to go back to cast iron, which was the most common cannon making material of the time for a long while, until steel was available in mass produced quantities in the 1880s onward. To reduce the risk of explosions for cast iron rifled cannons of the day, in 1861, Union captain Robert Parrott devised the Parrott gun, with a wrought iron band around the base of the cast iron barrel to strengthen the firing chamber of the weapon, which undergoes the highest stress of the initial blast upon firing.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood Před 4 lety

      @@seanwhitman8353 After what I’ve learned in the past seven years since making that comment. Cast iron was used for medieval grenades because it was so brittle it’s shrapnel was ten worse than the explosion itself.
      And the Ottomans kept killing themselves with their own giant cast iron cannons.
      So yeah, I’m 100% team bronze cannon.

  • @davidjl
    @davidjl  Před 11 lety +5

    William Wallace, he was not a Scottish king but was one of the main leaders during the Wars of Scottish Independence.

  • @warwick936
    @warwick936 Před 12 lety +3

    i want that baby name book :P

  • @potatoegirl31
    @potatoegirl31 Před 4 lety

    So....Mat played yet another Stuart/Stewart!!! 😂

  • @jhibbitt2896
    @jhibbitt2896 Před 4 lety

    it's like the camera keeps blinking XD

  • @FlynnRider4
    @FlynnRider4 Před 11 lety +1

    Other Scottish king mentioned at the end was?

  • @FlynnRider4
    @FlynnRider4 Před 11 lety

    I know that. I re-watched the video and I heard the other Medieval Scot. Darn, the first time I watched this video I swore I heard king. I was probably laughing too hard to tell the difference.

  • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
    @user-gi8pk9uc7q Před 9 měsíci

    Originality in naming practices isn't really a strong suit in royal families, is it?

  • @thomasmyatt4378
    @thomasmyatt4378 Před 4 lety

    admit it we all sang along

  • @DonFixote100
    @DonFixote100 Před 11 lety

    Actually he did. Maybe you're confused about the expression. It sounds ambiguous, but it's correct. He ate himself to death means that he ate until he died. Same happens with "he drank himself to death".

  • @charlotteharrison8630
    @charlotteharrison8630 Před 9 lety +1

    A big book of baby names ?

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz Před 10 lety

    @Kjelly Lund And the current heir to the Danish throne is called...Fredrik

    • @danieldelrosario7447
      @danieldelrosario7447 Před 4 lety

      All their Kings are either Christian or Frederick, ever since King Hans died.

  • @andrewcomerford9411
    @andrewcomerford9411 Před 4 lety

    King of SCOTS !!!

  • @dw8926
    @dw8926 Před 3 lety

    Is it ok If I have a copy

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond Před 11 lety

    Don't worry, we all make that mistake!

  • @ImSoOffended
    @ImSoOffended Před 11 lety +2

    0:17 to skip the introduction if you are watching these all in a row

  • @chasepower5770
    @chasepower5770 Před 11 lety

    A CUANNUN!

  • @VineFynn
    @VineFynn Před 4 lety

    God that flickering is annoying

  • @henrywalker2131
    @henrywalker2131 Před 4 lety

    2:04!

  • @TheShadeofwar
    @TheShadeofwar Před 10 lety

    at least he didn't get killed by humpty dumpty

  • @Pixie_offical
    @Pixie_offical Před 3 měsíci

    I'm Vixxen's bro and horrible histories is wrong about that it was England and in 1702.

  • @Tricorvus
    @Tricorvus Před 11 lety

    figures that something made in Flanders would blow up in one's face. Apologies to other people of Belgian extraction.....

  • @pbandj098
    @pbandj098 Před 12 lety

    HaHa he said do do

  • @matthewlaurence3121
    @matthewlaurence3121 Před 12 lety

    What about the scottish king whom went riding on horseback at night, against his advisers recommendations.
    He road of a cliff.
    King Malcolm, I think, don't know which number, 1200s.

  • @awhecknaw123
    @awhecknaw123 Před 11 lety

    hahaha