Stephen Uses Trump's Global Warming Logic Against Him
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- čas přidán 2. 01. 2018
- Stephen fights fire with fire. Or in this case, stupid argument with stupid argument.
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No one did die on a plane in 2017. But an Asian man did get the crap kicked out of him by airline officials. I suppose Trump wants to take credit for that too.
TheReal008Zulu
"I just want to say, Crooked Hillary kicked that man from China off the plane, not me"
Many folk died last year on planes. Do some some fact checking before believing bs.
TheReal008Zulu trump ordered that beating...
ZER0 its an actual statement. No one died in a plane 2017.
Not one Trump has any legitimate claim to.
We're still alive in Canada! A little worried about you guys though...
The Burrard Street Journal we know
More than a little.
yeah we can actually HANDLE the cold up here....and we don't shut down because of it....LOL I still love you tho Stephen...
Hello fellow maple syrup drinker
Dear Carey, I have to take issue with you. From Canada, we can see that Americans with half a brain are still Trump supporters. You must be an American with a whole, fully functioning brain (and heart) and we Canadians love you and pray for you but are also scared to death for you.
It's cold in my freezer, I guess my central heating isn't working. #trumplogic
Melodic Great analogy! 😁👏👏😁
Not surprising that Trump can't tell the difference between weather and climate. He can't even tell the difference between weather and whether.
And don't forget 'wether'. (As in 'bell-wether')
Gotta love a good grammar joke... God, I wish it were a joke. He ain't getting any smarter.
KingOfMadCows - or indeed his arse from his elbow.
You live in Alaska? Please stay there. You're far too manly for us "wusssies." Whatever that is.
"I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not."
It was -45c in Winnipeg on New Year's Eve, our ball had to be amputated due to severe frostbite sustained during the 10 second countdown.
Eureka! -45 should be the new nickname for our 'dear leader Kimchi'! Or to REALLY confuse him, let's just start calling him Absolute Zero! Who's with me here?
Maggie Rezac Nega-Scott Pilgrim vs -45 Nega-Death Battle! My $'s on the comic book character over the living cartoon.
ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ ᖴᗴᒪᒪᗩ: I'm going to start anew propaganda called "Global Cooling"! Seems about right.
Diwas Upadhyay: LOL! God punishing? I see you have no knowledge of the Bible. Once the second coming of Christ is upon us, then, and only then will the punishment of God be upon the world. Judgement day. Tell me this... If humans have caused "global warming" within the last thousand years or so... how many thousands of years will it take for "man" to reverse the way this entire planet operates? If you know anything about God then you would know that this world will be destroyed and no "man" will stop it! SMH
Love the way you said 'our ball had to be amputated' 😂
President so ignorant he doesn't know the difference between climate and weather. How utterly humiliating for America.
This is America, where the ignoranuses are entitled to representation.
Sort of normal, PT. I'll list of what I mean:
Nixon
2 Bushes,
1 Clinton (saved form a second)
Trump
Obama, was smart but he Admits he's actually a Republican.
Poison !Toad ... the whole Republican party thinks the same and so do most of their supporters. Tres sad.
It's fine, neither does about 70% of the populace
Grand Solar Minimum?
Why aren't we being prepared by these puppets?
Winter is coming. It means to stay awhile.
Yeah, no deaths. Just a LITTLE beating and dragging.
He goes out of his way to take credit for 0 deaths on planes, but never congratulated the pilots or credit them for flying safely, though not every crash is their fault, but never recognized how dangerous their job is and finds a way to make it all about him... I guess he's trying to distract himself from all the mass shootings in the US in 2017 because by his logic, he's responsible for that as well, especially being he attacked Obama consistently on Twitter for not keeping are country safe because Obama was "soft", so all the domestic shootings were all Obama's fault. Trump always went out of his way to point that out, but I guess he has no reason to mention it now, if it makes him question his leadership because he's never wrong...he's a genius.
Brain of *Negative Thinkers*
This means Trump is also responsible for the railroads.
Well let's also not just skip over the fact that the last time someone was recorded in this statistic as dying was all the way back on February 12, 2009.
www.forbes.com/sites/danielreed/2016/12/28/in-the-last-7-years-you-were-more-likely-to-be-run-over-by-a-car-than-to-die-in-an-airline-crash/#47239a9b428a
Not to take away from your statement, because you’re right, but commercial pilots are not working a dangerous job. They’re safer than a limo driver. It’s objectively more difficult (what with the z axis) but the statistics say it’s a much safer job
Asif A - at least he HAS a brain. Trump is actually taking credit for no plane crashes in 2017, and you're OK with this?!?
Man, it's great to have you back.
Jub Jub lol do us a favor and don't reproduce.
Stephen your videos always make my day a little better every time I'm watch them i can genuinely say I'm glad to have you back LOL
Agree, this makes putting up with the fat orange Whales diaper filled Rants from cousin's eddies full shitter. The scary situation a 71 year old CHILD suffering from Weenie DEW and access to Nuclear Codes. WW3 the battle of the Fat Asses, NK and their infant, and Us and our orange Whale out of his element.
Challenger revived Kh you kids are just mentally challenged. Grow up
Great to see you back, cheers from an Aussie fan.
Clip Order:
1. New Year, Old President
2. Mr. Nice Tyrant
3. Robo-Trump
Doing the world a favor. Thank you.
Skip To My Lou : why do you do this?
Thank you for doing all of us a favor
Phyllis Arringtion - why not? It helps get the clips into order. What's the big deal?
Wrong! At least now the titles are:
1. Stephen Uses Trump's Global Warming Logic Against Him
2. Kim Jong-Un Wants To Be An Olympian
3. New Footage From Disney World's Hall Of Presidents
Someone needs to take Twitter away from trump
Triple Infinity : oh yeah. It's so very embarrassing that the Potus often addresses national and world issues via Twitter. What kind of world leader does that? He's like a teenager. It's scary. I'm afraid for our country.
Triple Infinity
Or the Chump out of Twitter...
Taking Twitter away from Trump would destroy him!
Someone needs to take America away from Trump
And trump out the white house and into a Senior citizens home
As a Tulsan, I am confused at the sudden excitement regarding my city.
Eh, I'll take it. Need some excitement around here.
Sam E tulsa, oklahoma?
ashley parry yep
Trump's tweets shows he's not playing with a full deck.
I don't think it's ever been full
Good point!
Don't worry, ANY MINUTE NOW, Melania's going to start to pay attention to Donald again and realize how badly his tweets have been undermining her anti-bullying campaign. Boy is SHE going to be upset....
Yup.... just wait...
any minute now...
He only plays one card, the Joker.
Joker: (chiefly US) An innocent looking clause insidiously introduced to cripple the effect of a bill or document.
Knave: (n) A dishonest or deceitful man, a rogue.
Or the 2. In trump’s case, ‘deuce’ is pronounced ‘douche’.
Man am I glad to see Colbert! Finally some comic relief from this crap news
Welcome back, Stephen.
The world is getting weirder day by day.
We tried twitter is making billions off the non-billionaire
I want Trump to tweet about a hundred "dots" it'd be fun to watch Colbert say so many dots
😂🤣
Thank God! I feel normal again 🙌
Raquel Velazquez: Liberal democrat "satire" news makes you feel normal???? Eeeeek!
My god a few days without your videos feels like yeaaaaaaaars. Good to have you back stephen and crew! Happy new year folks!
midnytblossom102 ... much like a year with trump
The DOT DOT DOTS are back!
Will Trump also take credit for some of the worst disasters America saw, from Hurricanes to forest fires and that Mexican earthquake, or its only the good things that matter and the rest are fake.
Puerto Rico still without fake power.
I lost another sock in the dryer. Could it have been...the Deep State?
*music sting
Bob Miller : bahahaha
My carpets have never been so spotless. Could it be...the Deep Clean?
Bob Miller everyone know it suck gnomes
2:07 As a Canadian I can confirm there is no life up here. I’m not even alive I’m just the ghost of a very articulate beaver.
California: “Let’s go to the beach!”
East Coast: “We have to look directly into the sun to keep our eyes from freezing over.”
Ballin Shark : like Donald looking into the solar eclipse with no protective glasses. Why oh why was he not blinded. Wait a minute. Perhaps he was mentally blinded. That would explain, somewhat, his bizarre behaviour! bahahaha 😨😨
Phyllis Arringtion lmao
Donald, you're confusing weather with climate, partner.
Brandon Davidson I wonder how trump reacts when he sees those commercials that John Oliver pays to have aired during Fox News commercial breaks.
Reading your comment backwards becomes a sobering comment to all Trumpets out there.
"Partner, Climate with weather confusing your Donald."
Exactly.
Yay, my morning ritual is complete again! Welcome back Stephen!
Welcome back, Stephen and Happy New Year!
I thought "the Deep State" was what he called New Hampshire
The 'Deep' State is obviously California, don't people visit their national parks anymore? Though I heard Arizona is trying to parlay their canyon for that title
What? Cali is the best state.
I missed you so much, Colbert.
Only toughness he has shown aviation is when they constantly have to ferry him to mar-la-go so he can not-play golf.
I've missed you Stephen!!!!!!
Oh its good to have you back Stephen
Finally! Everything's ok now.
Tulsa got a shout out , whop whoop!
Stephen's voice is going to be so wrecked from reading all of those texts.
Thx to Trump & minions we're living in the Derp State
MRTN13 this comment is a bigly win!
I tip my hat to you sir. 🕴
Haha
MRTN13 lol, yeah, if there IS a deep state, wouldn't it be republicans? They run all branches of government right now...
Isn't the spelling "Dope State"?
m. rude triggered
*_Out with the old, in with the new: may you be happy the whole year through. Happy New Year!_*
You're talking about the White House and Congress, aren't you?
I would look forward to this coming year
were it not for this dystrumpian fear
I must admit that I'm always perplexed:
what is this shit-for-brains gonna do next?
Patriotic Pepe
Pass by an elementary school?
Isn't it great? Imagine, we only need to contribute $25 each, and every billionaire gets millions in return. Trickle up rocks!
Out with the old and in with the new sounds like a creative way to say you got a new BF.
my new year resolution: watch no more depressing news except Stephen Colbert.
I'm so glad Colbert is back.
WB Late Night Staff... Thanks for braving the cold to come in to work!
Finally that deep, roiling splinter of resentment burning in our souls is coming in handy... Rage keeps you pretty warm, if the constant sweating I've suffered since Trump was sworn in is any indication.
New Message Hey !!! Colbert is back .... and so is New Message
Sucks that _Some News_ by Cracked isn't coming back. It was a nice weekly dose of sarcasm and some news.
Donkey the clown is just. it is so unbelievable how Ignorant this Guy is ,
Wanking at Melania will make you hot and bothered.
Inquisitive Cameron whatcha mean , the one with the cody guy?
Thank you for coming back!!
yeah i was beginning to think you take as much vacation as trump does.
But not as much as John Oliver. Walter Cronkite is on air with new programs more often than John, and Cronkite died in 2009.
lmao look at all the liberals that couldnt go a few days without their favorite talk host that tells them how to think
That ball joke was frickin perfect 😆😆😆
Hello from Tulsa!!! 😁😁😁
Does that make Donald the Shallow State?
Stephan ..we are all subscribed. ..love your work ..truly!. No need to remind. Were with you ..real news!
desertbluesman He obviously has no choice and doesn’t like doing it. You can hear the sarcasm in his voice & he changes what he says frequently. That speaks volumes!
I mentioned at work that the reason we're getting cold is because Trump is President. She mentioned yeah so Hell froze over. XD
Oh Colbert how I missed you so!!!!
Happy New Year! Boy, did i miss you guys!
OMG welcome back - missed you so so much - need you so much to help keep me sane ♥
Julia Connell lol
what's funny Ian? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Whoa, this show makes people sane??? Someone buy Trumpelthinskin a ticket to this show. (and tie him down, and take his phone, and tell him its really Bill O'Reilly)
LOL - oh Daniel if only it was that simple...
Stephen helps _keep_ me sane - I think Trump is beyond all help -
sides Trump probably watches the show anyway - his name comes up so much he can't resist
Welcome back Stephen.
Hope you and your staff had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... despite still having to go into 2018 with a 13 yo for a president!!! Glad your back!!
Trump is not writing these tweets--too many big words for him......
Order:
1. Stephen Uses Trump's Global Warming Logic Against Him
2. Kim Jong-Un Wants To Be An Olympian
3. New Footage From Disney World's Hall Of Presidents
Happy new year, everyone!
Md. Abdul Ahad Chowdhury Thankyou!
Thanks!
In California it's been the hottest winter I've lived in my 30 years
That explains why I'm so cold in the Bahamas
He's back!!!!!
Thank you, Stephen, for being at least the guy who did that "Minuteman" short on "Freakazoid!" and at most being highly entertaining.
Happy new year, yay you are back...missed the show so much
Missed you Stephen
DAWT DAWT DAWT...
Let the war with sanity continue!!!!
I can assure you that Canada is still (sparsely) populated despite the appallingly cold weather. Thank-you, Stephen Colbert, for keeping us warm with laughter!
Freaking finally . What took u so long watching the news is boring without ur input in it don't go for this long again
Jub Jub Inciting someone to commit suicide only shows your desperate immaturity and lack of common sense and basic human compassion.
The Deep State vs. The Deep Shit
His Trump impressions gets me every time 😂😂
Come to the north of Canada in the winter. We hit the -30 + -40 . Been here 60 years and its still the same.
Missed you
Dr Pimple Popper
Was that a bit of "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" piano back there at 5:42?
Atal Raj Jon associates Tulsa with the South, apparently
GL! Glad you're back, Stephen!
“I think grandpas reminiscing again” 😂
Trump going to take credit for all the train crashes, too?
And take credit for double the death rate of coal miners in 2017
Cloudpiercer and his tremendous felonies.
Why not? Seems he already has. He is constantly going off track, and this administration is a train wreak.
the man is back! HALLELUJAH!
Still waiting for Trump to claim he invented the question mark.
No more DAMN vacations Mr. Colbert, jeeezus without you or Seth Myers who can i turn to to make fun of dump..err i mean trump
Yea! Stephen's back!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
huh? Cold, really? It's so palmy here in northern Europe.
Ball joke 😂🤣
Sanity is back everyone! Praise the lord!
I MISSEE YOU SO MUCH!!!
I usually don't actually laugh at Colbert's jokes but "GLUH!" had me rolling.
My morning dumps are so much better now that the show is back :)))) thank you, and I look forward to some comical relief during another dumpy presidential year
So if anyone dies in a plane crash in 2018 It's trumps fault?
No, Clearly that's because Obama allowed immigrants into our country, and the simple thought of that upset the pilot so much... he crashed. (sigh... or Sarah HuckleberryFinn will spin it just as badly)
my men Colbert is back
It's warm and dry in Southern California . . . with no chance of rain so far.
“Stay inside until June” ooooof
Happy New Year's!
AYE THE GOAT IS BACK
Soooo glad your back Stephen. Laughter is always the best medicine for all that ails us...#Trump, #Bannon, #Republican Party, #Jared, #Don Jr. #Ivanka and yep, #Eric.
The "GL" joke was so perfectly delivered I'm still laughing....thanks for helping the country keep its sanity through your comedic skills and great writers, Mr. Colbert!
Judging by the hate comments, the Trumpanzees missed Stephen more than i did lol gotta have somewhere to vent the anger over their pathetic lives 😂😂😂
Sean Rector Yep 👍 😁
Sean Rector ojhhii
He doesn't know the difference between climate and weather?
Never leave us again Stephen!! Two weeks without you I was suffering!
.........freezing cold up in Cass County MICHIGAN , the Wolverine state !
2018. The year of bringing back clean Col.
Col. Sanders?
Col. lingus
Colon. Gotta clean out all that Trump.
Col Captain
Solid first monologue of the year!
Daene Luna и мгновенно 4
"2020, you got to Tulsa, didn't ya!" Ha!
Lol it hasn't even been that cold in Canada???😂😂😂😂
"The church of what's happening now"
Vallsa remembering Flip Wilson.