I really like how calm he remains. A "standard" youtuber would have had a dumb scarface as thumbnail with a red arrow and the title "I nearly blew my hand off!!! *dumbemoji*"
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today we'll be finding out if this Philips 8' florescent light bulb can withstand an impact from a high velocity hunk of hardened steel."
"As you probably expected, the florescent light bulb was no match for the hunk of steel flying at a high velocity. In any case, that's all I have for you today. If you do have any questions or comments about this, please put them below. If you like this video and would like to see more like it, please subscribe. And as always, have a nice day. Thank you."
@@stillwater62 Nah, i agree he was surprised by the force but thats about it, its normal for your body to react that way besides he said he expected it.
jack rihley To be fair he did say he expected this to happen eventually and it’s pretty common for something like this to explode under the conditions he put it in.
As a professional safety guy I always appreciate the steps you take to ensure your safety. Thank you for pointing out your PPE so others will know to copy that aspect of the experiment as well.
this was my first LPL video before many many others, in my quest to decide on what bike locks would be best, and it's just nice to come back to, full of gratitude for all i've learned since from LPL. also, if you have a bike you love, go with kryptonite, you will sleep better.
i did think its probably punched a hole in the roof the part we didnt see *bang happens and loud farting noise* *checks underpanta* lpl: "yes, it would appear with the shock of the explosion i have soiled myself"
I remember when those locks came out, never had one, but considered, didn't live where I needed it. I expected this, but not near so shatteringly, and definitive. I work in metal as a machinist, all the time, fifty years, never seen a lock like this before. Thanks for showing it. I know what I need now.
@@myredute I think the point is that thieves prefer subtler, more quiet things, than an angle grinder, screaming at 18mm of hardened steel, twice (if I understand correctly, you have to cut both sides of the lock in order to get it to open, they won't turn around). If the thieve has an access to the lock, and time and possibility to use an angle grinder - there's literally no way anything can withstand that kind of assault. It's not really the sword-armor situation anymore))
@@TheWinjin Makes no difference. If a thieving arsehole wants to steal your property, it's gone, no matter what you use. The whole idea is quickness of the action & if it can be done quickly although with a bit of noise, the cops will take their sweet-arse time no matter what happens!
@@TheWinjin The lock tested is apparently the old version, distinguished by the oval piece of black plastic at the bottom, instead of the more squareish one on the newer version. The newer lock has a construction that prevents turning the shackle pieces, but I _think_ they could be turned in this older lock.
but more importantly, the handcuffs they have currently on me. i will be showing you how disastrously terrible these handcuffs are by picking them with my food tray
"But I was still able to pick the lock on the medicine cabinet where they keep all of the good shit. So I gave myself a shot or two of Demerol and sutured my wounds and slipped out the back door".
That was freaking awesome, though I must say that I believe the side forces exerted by the twisting of the shackle are actually what caused the cutter to fracture. Had the shackle been mounted so the cutter was held straight, I think it would have faired better.
@@Sparkeycarp That's really not related to the shackle twisting between the blades. Try watching again - it definitely was not staying straight, which put sideways pressure on the blades.
Yes, it added bending forces on top of the normally expected force. But I think the outcome would have been quite similar even if there hadn't been any twist.
@@perwestermark8920 Not to mention, if someone brought a pair of jaws to cut a lock off of a bike, I doubt they'd bother to clamp everything down to ensure that it was square.
LPL, you can prevent alot of the blade damage by having a precision Gib set made for the slide to minimize the deflection. As it is now the slide has too much clearance that allows the blades to deflect, bind up and chip.
Yeah, these were also beaten by a much cheaper (and slightly thinner) OnGuard luck last week, though the blades only turned to chowder rather than exploding.
Definitely want to say thanks for LPL. A coworker of mine has a firearm with one of the locks in a video that was easily taken apart with a Lego. Kudos for helping educate and keep everyone safe.
This was likely the hardest way to break this lock. There are going to be much easier ways. Assuming picking would be a lot easier. Also, in the same way you open this lock, lifting up the u-shaped metal; keep it locked, but get something to apply pressure to try to pop it out of place while still being locked.
@@CostcoDunkin zip disc on an angle grinder will always be much more effective on steel this thick, and the lock body itself is just as hard as the shackle. Picking this lock is also pretty hard
Hadn’t seen this one before. That explosion was a shocker. I hope didn’t get hurt by the broken light. Great video! I should check out more of these older ones.
Anonymous Kryptonite is owned by Allegion, same parent company that owns Schlage, Von Duprin, Cisa, Dexter, Falcon, and a bunch of other lock, door, and access control component brands. Allegion trades on the NYSE as ALLE
I ride really valuable vintage bikes in San Francisco, and for the past 10 years or so, this is the lock I've trusted to keep 'em where I left 'em. So far, so good.
He reminds me so much of my husband. 15 years together and never even heard him raise his voice. Actually when hes upset, his voice gets lower and he almost mumbles. He always remains calm even in the most dire situations. He taught me that when you panic, you lack the ability to think clear and fast. So after 15 years, I have trained myself to remain calm in most situations. People think we are such cruel parents because when our daughter falls, we dont run to pick her up like everyone else. We stay calm and ask her if shes ok. We learned that if we start panicking, she will cry. But as long as we dont react, she will get back up and keep going. As a result, our daughter is the toughest kid out on the soccer field with the strongest kick in the league.
No, the 'face' mask is to protect his head and neck, faces aren't real, they are lies told to us by the government, just like the moon landing and that the earth is round
LPL: (calmly) I've been expecting this for a while, which is why I outfitted my home with the best fallout shelter on the market. Let me show you a few security concerns I have about it though.
Well it seems like this home cannot survive a simple nuclear attack, and that's why this is a home to avoid. In this case, that's all I have for you today...
This is my favorite video of yours now, I've never seen a lock force you to grunt on a brute force attack and Jesus how that cutter exploded was perfect. If only it was harder to pick these locks maybe combined with a hard to reach position on the keyhole and a motion alarm this lock could prove to be worth it
@@alphaforce6998 Science is the name of a subject? Name: "a word or set of words by which a person or thing is known, addressed, or referred to. " In any case, I think you took what the OP was stating in humour a little too literally.
@@AvatarOfBhaal Science is a term that describes a methodical process of evaluating phenomena in our natural world. That is not a name. Stupidity masked as a joke, used to convey toxic ideas "subliminally" is neither funny nor humorous.
to lock like this, it does not matter at all. when it is tough it is tough. yet attacking old beaten lock, and the old beaten lock takes the victory, it is only points of honor for Kryptonite.
[shows clean lock] this is you brain [shows dirty lock] this is your brain on drugs [applies hydraulic cutter and a piece flies up] this is what heppens when you OD on drugs, any questions
Kryptonite lock: shatters hydraulic bolt cutter blades capable of generating multiple tons of force Ottolock: $75 lock that is cut in 2 seconds by a cheap pair of tin snips
@Crockett Does it? I found this lock for LESS than the ottolock on Amazon. Listed right now for $71. Save $4 and be immune to tin snips... seems all around Ottolock got shamed HARD.
the ottolock and the NY krypto lock are meant for two totally different purposes though. if i'm commuting, running errands, or having longer durations of non supervised lock-ups, i use my kryptonite u-lock. i have the ottolock too now which i've used for a couple years and i bring it around when i'm on a training ride and its really just used on short stops that last a few minutes.
@@rh5563 how do you know how many bulbs broke? How do you know the mercury content in this model? The risk may be small but I would rather be safe than sorry
@@linuszarrouk2004, listen Bill Nye, that’s like saying we are all doomed because of the tens of active volcanoes that are erupting at this very second. Take the loss buddy. Carry on.
@@linuszarrouk2004, your original comment said that the “room was filling with gas.” The amount of mercury vapor in negligible at best. Like I said, take the loss and carry on.
"I'd like to report that my lower jaw has just disintegrated and I am now missing a few teeth due to the amount of force applied to the cutting blades. However, I am pleased to report the shackle of the lock seems to have held up. I would rate this as a successful test."
Im sorry but hands down the best comment section i have ever seen. Practically every comment makes me chuckle. Very positive community, love too see it.
Thanks for discussing your safety preparations! I would also recommend a vice to hold the cutter in place. You can control the direction of failure better that way as well.
Those cutters put out 12 tons (24,000lbs) of force. I was apart of the marketing team that designed and first sold these cutters. They are actually hydraulic rebar cutters. We made these cutters, aswell as a smaller design the YQK-70 with its chassis used for wire crimping. The small version can put out 12,000lbs (6 tons) of force about half as much as the rebar cutter. You can get a mini one to put in your pocket, and change out the crimping end tool with the rebar cutter end and get a small concealable hydraulic mini bolt cutters. We eventually after several prototypes, sold the patents for the rebar cutter and wire crimps to the Chinese.
Hey LPL not all face masks are actually impact rated and meant to be worn with saftey glasses. Make sure you read the label. It has cost more than one person their eye.
Good point. The high-velocity impact of the fragmented, sharp, hardened alloy blade can penetrate non-ballistic face shields. These tests are useful, don't get me wrong, but one may consider doing these tests within a see-through "ballistic box" for safety.
I think it was to protect against the glass that would inevitably fall when a fluorescent light tube gets shattered. cuz I don't think many things could withstand an impact of that amount of force. also if he was standing right I think he would have been standing there is no physical way that blade could have hit him.
Not to mention even if it protected his face and eyes, that shattered blade came out with such force that you'd probably still be heading to the hospital due to the blunt-force trauma.
@@xxXthekevXxx there's scientific research showing that screaming does actually help to blow off stress and reduce perception of physical pain (which is why we moan/scream when we get hurt). The fact that he didn't (audibly) flinch when the piece of steel flew off is kind of impressive, though he did say that he was kind of expecting it already
That would be interesting but not very relevant. The point here is to use a tool that a would be thief would employ to destroy the lock and steal a bike.
@@scootergeorge9576 I knew that but it would still be rather fun to see something happen like this. That's what I was saying when I agreed to the above statement and the other comment.
Those cutters put out 12 tons (24,000lbs) of force. I was apart of the marketing team that designed and first sold these cutters. They are actually hydraulic rebar cutters. We made these cutters, aswell as a smaller design the YQK-70 with its chassis used for wire crimping. The small version can put out 12,000lbs (6 tons) of force about half as much as the rebar cutter. You can get a mini one to put in your pocket, and change out the crimping end tool with the rebar cutter end and get a small concealable hydraulic mini bolt cutters. We eventually after several prototypes, sold the patents for the rebar cutter and wire crimps to the Chinese.
This was amazing. On a smaller scale this is what happened to my friend using this sto get through an American Lock brand padlock. Their steel shack is so hard to shot sparks and shrapnel everywhere
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The cutter blade didnt explode, the hitman sent by Masterlock just missed his shot.
They really can't seem to get anything right.
Also, underrated comment 👍🏻
What else do you expect from Master lock?
I second the previous comment, highly underrated and very funny.
outside the window, hiding in the bushes, the sniper says: "dammit"
Comment of the year
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"As you can see, the fluorescent light was defeated quickly by this low-skill attack."
Freaking hilarious
underrated
some hard sharpened blades should have done the work? or for sure a hi hi rev rotating blade covered of diamonds powder?
I am DYING. 😂
@@GaetanoCrisci could also probably use dynamite or perhaps put the key in the lock and rotate it clockwise
“ One is binding, a pump out of two, Explosion out of three, and we’ve got this fluorescent lightbulb open.”
Thank you.... I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Hilarious...!
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not sure "hooded sweatshirt" is the OSHA specification for protection against high-velocity metal shards, but I failed the bar exam.
I do know he didn't get a "slash resistant" hooded sweatshirt!
Or kevlar for that matter.
we wear kevlar aprons for high velocity WOOD
he didn't say what the "hooded sweatshirt" is made of. plate armor and chainmail? :3
So did the hydraulic cutter.
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and, today, I'm going to be showing you what I think is a major security flaw in fluorescent lighting systems."
You can apparently break into the glass without picking the electrodes.
Lmfaoooo
Nice one
@You've Just Been Triggered RIP ears
said no one
1:31 "got a click out of 1"
🤣👏 That's the best comment on here!!!!!!! Cheers 🍺
Fuckin kek'd m8
Actual good one
Haha nice.
I died laughing to this.
I really like how calm he remains. A "standard" youtuber would have had a dumb scarface as thumbnail with a red arrow and the title "I nearly blew my hand off!!! *dumbemoji*"
Agreed. Love that this guy doesn't even show his face. Pure knowledge and straight to the point.
on top of that his videos are 5 minutes max.
just nice concise and straight to the point.
no 20minutes of talking or ads or irrelevant information
So true 😅
Professionals have standards.
And would be rewarded by the algorithm for it.
That "Okay!" followed by a chuckle is the most emotion I've ever heard LPL.
I'm amazed more people haven't commented on the fact he showed some emotion.
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today we'll be finding out if this Philips 8' florescent light bulb can withstand an impact from a high velocity hunk of hardened steel."
Lol, made my day, good one
Dead 😂
You get an internet for that one. Classic.
"As you probably expected, the florescent light bulb was no match for the hunk of steel flying at a high velocity. In any case, that's all I have for you today. If you do have any questions or comments about this, please put them below. If you like this video and would like to see more like it, please subscribe. And as always, have a nice day. Thank you."
I laughed WAY too hard when that happened! X-D
I love how LPL’s calm voice STILL doesn’t falter after a sharp piece of metal *rockets* into a glass light and shatters bits of it everywhere.
We never see him talk...is it just dubbed over? Expertly editing out the girly screams? 😅
I'm sure if we got a shot of his pants they'll be brown and dirty from all the shit that piece of metal scared out of him.
I did hear some sort of adrenalin from his voice
@@Raymuk Yeah his voice had a bit of a nervous giggle at the end of that sentence.
@@stillwater62 Nah, i agree he was surprised by the force but thats about it, its normal for your body to react that way besides he said he expected it.
that was a heck of a lot more eventful than your typical lockpicking lawyer video. that shatter was incredibly satisfying I dunno why.
In the face a catastrophic failure, his calm narration never skips a beat. I want him as my lawyer (and locksmith)!
*shards or metal fly into his flesh, making him bleed out profusely*
LPL, calm as ever: As you can see, the lock held up nicely in this scenario.
Yea. What the fuck? All hell just broke loose in your office and not even a gasp or a jump? Is this man a human?
However, my arm did not hold up so nicely. I will be back after a quick trip to the hospital.
jack rihley To be fair he did say he expected this to happen eventually and it’s pretty common for something like this to explode under the conditions he put it in.
Conspiracy theory: He did the voice over later, after he had a few hours to calm down.
In my next video, we'll see how the gates of heaven hold up against todays technology.
Forget about the cutters, Rex's lock looks like it's already survived some kind of nuclear holocaust.
The guy must have lost the keys, or his bike fell into disrepair.
Hahaha
Eh, it's just the rubber coating. It doesn't take much to affect that.
Or he left it in a sewer
Well considering the amount of wildfire in CA this year, it isn't that far fetched :D
As a professional safety guy I always appreciate the steps you take to ensure your safety. Thank you for pointing out your PPE so others will know to copy that aspect of the experiment as well.
LPL when a bullet whizzes by his face: “hm, interesting.”
Today on lock picking lawyer, I'm going to pick this hydraulic cutter with a Kryptonite bike lock, FAST.
Funniest thing I’ve read all day
#BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You win the Internet!
Hahaha
I had to look at this twice
In Soviet Russia lock lock picks lock picking
Bolt cutter: * literally explodes *
LPL: * takes a sip of coffee * "hmm... I guess it was too much pressure"
😂😂🤣😅 Yeah, I guess it didn't have anything to do with the lock at all... just how much pressure he put on it.
Write that down...
for science.
It's virtually impossible
Lpl is chill
But there is some adrenaline in his voice.
Mrs. LPL : “What was that?!”
LPL: “ Nothing dear, everything‘s fine, just… Just stay over there…”
this was my first LPL video before many many others, in my quest to decide on what bike locks would be best, and it's just nice to come back to, full of gratitude for all i've learned since from LPL. also, if you have a bike you love, go with kryptonite, you will sleep better.
LPL: Honey I am going to the basement for a few min.
WIFE: ok.
2 min later a shard of steel rockets through the floor of the kitchen.
WIFE: *sighs*
She answers to "Mrs LPL"
@@PaulMansfield LMAO
i did think its probably punched a hole in the roof
the part we didnt see *bang happens and loud farting noise*
*checks underpanta*
lpl: "yes, it would appear with the shock of the explosion i have soiled myself"
@@olibob203 "we have a small stain on one, a wet patch on two"
@@PaulMansfield love it😂😂
LPL: Now let's head down to the garage, where locks go to die-
Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit: Hey I'm locking here!
2020's top underrated comment.
nice one
✅
RIP Ratso Rizzo.
Yous call that a cutta? Yous not from here.
I remember when those locks came out, never had one, but considered, didn't live where I needed it. I expected this, but not near so shatteringly, and definitive. I work in metal as a machinist, all the time, fifty years, never seen a lock like this before. Thanks for showing it. I know what I need now.
Dude, your calm demeanour and objectivity matched with palpabol tension and minimal editing makes your videos bloody fantastic.
This is Kryptonite's best ad for this lock!
Yes!
Shame you didn't show the Makita lock destroying angle grinder at work..............gone in 10 seconds.
@@myredute I think the point is that thieves prefer subtler, more quiet things, than an angle grinder, screaming at 18mm of hardened steel, twice (if I understand correctly, you have to cut both sides of the lock in order to get it to open, they won't turn around). If the thieve has an access to the lock, and time and possibility to use an angle grinder - there's literally no way anything can withstand that kind of assault. It's not really the sword-armor situation anymore))
@@TheWinjin Makes no difference. If a thieving arsehole wants to steal your property, it's gone, no matter what you use. The whole idea is quickness of the action & if it can be done quickly although with a bit of noise, the cops will take their sweet-arse time no matter what happens!
@@TheWinjin The lock tested is apparently the old version, distinguished by the oval piece of black plastic at the bottom, instead of the more squareish one on the newer version.
The newer lock has a construction that prevents turning the shackle pieces, but I _think_ they could be turned in this older lock.
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today, I'm going to be showing you my hospital bed and eye patch."
but more importantly, the handcuffs they have currently on me. i will be showing you how disastrously terrible these handcuffs are by picking them with my food tray
"But I was still able to pick the lock on the medicine cabinet where they keep all of the good shit. So I gave myself a shot or two of Demerol and sutured my wounds and slipped out the back door".
@@peterroberts5788 I think he did a video on a "secure" cabinet for school or hospital storage
@@beepfd LOL @ food tray
That was freaking awesome, though I must say that I believe the side forces exerted by the twisting of the shackle are actually what caused the cutter to fracture. Had the shackle been mounted so the cutter was held straight, I think it would have faired better.
I doubt it. It did not hardly nick the shackle as he showed you when he stripped away the coating.
@@Sparkeycarp That's really not related to the shackle twisting between the blades. Try watching again - it definitely was not staying straight, which put sideways pressure on the blades.
Yes, it added bending forces on top of the normally expected force. But I think the outcome would have been quite similar even if there hadn't been any twist.
I have the same thought
@@perwestermark8920 Not to mention, if someone brought a pair of jaws to cut a lock off of a bike, I doubt they'd bother to clamp everything down to ensure that it was square.
LPL, you can prevent alot of the blade damage by having a precision Gib set made for the slide to minimize the deflection. As it is now the slide has too much clearance that allows the blades to deflect, bind up and chip.
“i’m getting a lot of resistance here...”
*silence*
**B A N G**
**GLASS COMES RAINING DOWN AS A BLADE GOES FLYING**
“...okay.”
That's incredible! Its like we watched the SAME video! How'd you do that?
Michael Persico wow you really are that kind of person...
💥, 🤯*
*That Was Awesome
@Michael Persico Stop trying to act if you are some kind of pillar of society. Comedy is subjective, leave them be.
:D
If Kryptonite PR have any sense they should be lining up to get this video in their advertising. That was seriously impressive.
Well, the lock weighs more than 2kg, no wonder it’s strong.
@@Mike-oz4cv weighs more than my bike haha be quicker to cut through the frame
@@MSecYT Your bike weighs 2kg? what bike do you have lmao, the lightest good bike I can think of weighs around 5/7kg
5/7 kg? That’s both really light and a really odd fraction.
@@mrchok127 Could be a unicycle. Or one of those tiny little bikes clowns ride. :p
I love how hardened steel shatters like glass, showcasing its crystalline nature.
Glass isn't crystalline though >.>
@@questgivercyradis8462 I never said it was. That is why I differentiated glass from crystalline.
God that was the jumpscare of a life time considering how calm your vids are
Wow it's refreshing to see a lock finally win
Chris Galore check out his last one, also a win.
Yeah, these were also beaten by a much cheaper (and slightly thinner) OnGuard luck last week, though the blades only turned to chowder rather than exploding.
Just wait till he get his plastic explosives license lol. It will happen one day
Thermite also works
Hydaulic Cutter: *Explodes*
Me: *OH MY WTF HAPPENED I HOPE HE IS FINE*
LockPickingLawyer: _Oookayyy_
Davis Schina that’s what I was gonna say
Lawyers
yeah. cool that he stay so calm.. no wtf no oh my god.. just oookay.
Like he said: He expected to see something like that at some point. And unlike a moron, he was prepared.
@@soulzzplaysgames Hey you can now lol
Definitely want to say thanks for LPL. A coworker of mine has a firearm with one of the locks in a video that was easily taken apart with a Lego. Kudos for helping educate and keep everyone safe.
1:20 - Me holding my phone away from my face with the OSHA approved safety squints while watching
lmao holy shit that was awesome, i can see the kryptonite CEO's CFO's and all the O's grinning from ear to ear right now
More likely linking the video from their web site and raising the price just a little...
This was likely the hardest way to break this lock. There are going to be much easier ways. Assuming picking would be a lot easier. Also, in the same way you open this lock, lifting up the u-shaped metal; keep it locked, but get something to apply pressure to try to pop it out of place while still being locked.
.......and calling up the guys at Master with an endless loop laugh track
@@CostcoDunkin zip disc on an angle grinder will always be much more effective on steel this thick, and the lock body itself is just as hard as the shackle. Picking this lock is also pretty hard
They must be like "YES, WE FINALLY WON THIS MF LAWYER"
Citadel armor: hoody, gloves, and face mask.
@@000YellowFang000 That's how the Old Corps did it.
@@000YellowFang000 Funny... I can't find anything under OSHA about "safety squints".
You must be Zorro.
safety hoodie
But was it a hi-vis hoodie with reflective stripes?
(1:59) LPL: Let's take a look upstairs.
me : (i'm more interested in take a look at the ceiling.. ) 🤣
Hadn’t seen this one before. That explosion was a shocker. I hope didn’t get hurt by the broken light. Great video! I should check out more of these older ones.
Alternate video title: "Jaws dislocated by a girthy shaft"
Hugely underrated comment.
"Jaws dislocated by thick, hard shaft..."
Tiny jaw struggles with thick, black shaft.
That’s why I love the internet
Jaw*
1:31
When 1 gets a click out of you instead...
In Soviet Russia...
@@ussessexcv-9189 Lock picks you...
Everything does you.
@@ussessexcv-9189 in Soviet Russia lock gets a click out of you
omg i just died reading this xD thank you good sir take your like
my man please be as safe as possible. love the videos. take care.
"This is the lock picking lawyer, and I'm now going to change my underwear."
A hoodie, face mask and gloves is exactly what I wear too when I am out and about “testing” locks 🤫😇
Riotlight your a gangster
Wow so cool. I bet you smoke cigarettes too
@@ganjamonn4988 please FFS USE GRAMMAR
Y O U A R E ***
NOT
YOUR
@@thatdeathstepguy8719 If you want to see correct grammar and spelling, read books not internet comments.
Gold!!! 😀
That lock company’s stock has just gained 30% due to this video
Really?
This couldn't be a better ad lol, once I saw LPL struggling to break it, I went to amazon and bought it right away
Nah they are big already they don’t need this video to help.
Anonymous Kryptonite is owned by Allegion, same parent company that owns Schlage, Von Duprin, Cisa, Dexter, Falcon, and a bunch of other lock, door, and access control component brands. Allegion trades on the NYSE as ALLE
You mean the lock stock?
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And two smoking barrels.
Always thought I was subscribed, and now I am! Great content as always!!
I ride really valuable vintage bikes in San Francisco, and for the past 10 years or so, this is the lock I've trusted to keep 'em where I left 'em. So far, so good.
BANG.
"Okay."
Calmest man in the world.
I like to imagine that off-camera he had a silent freakout of epic proportions to balance his amazing houston calm.
This man is chill
Engage safety squints
Keep your clam in a clamp.
Damned AvE fans.... Keep your stick on the ice.
Hey uncle bumblefuck 😂😂
Keep your lock in a vice.
Keep your tick in a spice
Love the reference to proper safety gear.
I love your bicycle chain and lock videos You just don't know how much your videos help us You are the best thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
He reminds me so much of my husband. 15 years together and never even heard him raise his voice. Actually when hes upset, his voice gets lower and he almost mumbles. He always remains calm even in the most dire situations. He taught me that when you panic, you lack the ability to think clear and fast. So after 15 years, I have trained myself to remain calm in most situations. People think we are such cruel parents because when our daughter falls, we dont run to pick her up like everyone else. We stay calm and ask her if shes ok. We learned that if we start panicking, she will cry. But as long as we dont react, she will get back up and keep going. As a result, our daughter is the toughest kid out on the soccer field with the strongest kick in the league.
@Gun Slinger why should they? they seem perfectly fine to me
Just make sure to differentiate when they want help and when they need help
dammit as i read this post LPL voice was in head and read it as he would narrate hes videos lmao
lol his
Definitely a sign of a serial killer. Sorry, but your husband is living a double life.
This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today I’m going to show you a easy trick on how to remove fluorescent lightbulbs without even touching them.
I feared for your safety. Nice to learn you were prepared!
That was awesome. My favorite video so far.
Doesnt want to break new bike lock, breaks hydraulic cutter instead 🤣
Only the blades, which are able to be changed out
And light bulb
Jdog _ Unchained hopefully cutting a robber's artery in the process
Eh, you can get those for 5 bucks off of wish.com
@@phuturephunk The arteries or the blades? 🤣
“And it is for this reason I wear a hooded sweatshirt, gloves, and a face mask”
Wait, LPL has a face?
nah, he put a face mask over the gloves for added protection
Nope, he uses a face mask to hide the fact that he has no face.
And here I was, thinking that he was just a sentient lock picking kit. :(
No, the 'face' mask is to protect his head and neck, faces aren't real, they are lies told to us by the government, just like the moon landing and that the earth is round
If he does he doesnt show it. He didnt even show his face in the video he was in with braille skateboarding
A truly explosive video. Bravo~
Glad you stayed safe!
[797] light bulb DEFEATED by hydraulic cutter is what the name should have been
This is a true testimony of the durability of the hydraulic mechanism of the cutter! Epic!
Light bulb _opened_ by hydraulic cutter? 'Defeated' is too emotional for LPL.
@Abysmal Horrors oh shit i messed up
Luckily LPL doesn't do clickbait titles.
*LPL's home gets nuked, causing a massive fallout with lots of dangerous radiation*
LPL: *okay*
"As you can see, my front door's lock held up nicely."
...one is binding...
Yiff in hell
LPL: (calmly) I've been expecting this for a while, which is why I outfitted my home with the best fallout shelter on the market. Let me show you a few security concerns I have about it though.
Well it seems like this home cannot survive a simple nuclear attack, and that's why this is a home to avoid. In this case, that's all I have for you today...
This is my favorite video of yours now, I've never seen a lock force you to grunt on a brute force attack and Jesus how that cutter exploded was perfect. If only it was harder to pick these locks maybe combined with a hard to reach position on the keyhole and a motion alarm this lock could prove to be worth it
As expected awesome video
Very educational
thank you for almost dying in the name of science
Remember, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down!
Science is not a name and it's not a flag or banner to rally under.
@@alphaforce6998 Science is the name of a subject?
Name: "a word or set of words by which a person or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.
"
In any case, I think you took what the OP was stating in humour a little too literally.
@@AvatarOfBhaal Science is a term that describes a methodical process of evaluating phenomena in our natural world. That is not a name. Stupidity masked as a joke, used to convey toxic ideas "subliminally" is neither funny nor humorous.
@@alphaforce6998 I bet you're fun at parties.
0:40 on the left a band new lock, and on the right is a lock after 6 weeks of doing meth and living on the streets
to lock like this, it does not matter at all. when it is tough it is tough. yet attacking old beaten lock, and the old beaten lock takes the victory, it is only points of honor for Kryptonite.
Кристиян Александров - I had to read your comment with a Russian accent in my head.
Mountaindew
Yep! Most homeless meth junkies buy the best bike locks for their stolen Huffy’s!!! 😂🤪
[shows clean lock]
this is you brain
[shows dirty lock]
this is your brain on drugs
[applies hydraulic cutter and a piece flies up]
this is what heppens when you OD on drugs, any questions
Yea but his bike didn't get stolen, that's the important part.
The sound of the light shattering really has something hilarious about it. It's the PERFECT sound.
I'm impressed 👏.
Going to feel better about leaving my bike.
Today on lock picking lawyer, I'm going to be cutting this hydraulic cutter with a bike lock.
😂😂😂
Someone's been playing lock-paper-cutters.
Kryptonite lock: shatters hydraulic bolt cutter blades capable of generating multiple tons of force
Ottolock: $75 lock that is cut in 2 seconds by a cheap pair of tin snips
But remember, these videos are clearly edited! /s
@Crockett Does it? I found this lock for LESS than the ottolock on Amazon. Listed right now for $71. Save $4 and be immune to tin snips... seems all around Ottolock got shamed HARD.
the ottolock and the NY krypto lock are meant for two totally different purposes though. if i'm commuting, running errands, or having longer durations of non supervised lock-ups, i use my kryptonite u-lock. i have the ottolock too now which i've used for a couple years and i bring it around when i'm on a training ride and its really just used on short stops that last a few minutes.
@@chickenpoodle i wish you luck with those short stops, mate
Javier Charlier
"shatters hydrologic bolt cutter"
It's spelled "hydraulic", not "hydrologic".
This is why safety glasses are always worn by me when using any tool...! Thanks, keep up your awesomeness and go enjoy some nature today...
Dang, that was one heck of a shattering. At first I was wondering what the heck was that explosion. Nice test. It got my attention, brother. 👍🏽🙂
*tool literally explodes and shatters a light above his head*...
And as calm as ever: "Ok, well it looks like this blade shattered"
If you think about the room filling with poisonous gas in that moment it's less funny
@@linuszarrouk2004, there is not enough gas in one light bulb to do that. Why even make such an absurd comment?
@@rh5563 how do you know how many bulbs broke? How do you know the mercury content in this model? The risk may be small but I would rather be safe than sorry
@@linuszarrouk2004, listen Bill Nye, that’s like saying we are all doomed because of the tens of active volcanoes that are erupting at this very second. Take the loss buddy. Carry on.
@@linuszarrouk2004, your original comment said that the “room was filling with gas.” The amount of mercury vapor in negligible at best.
Like I said, take the loss and carry on.
"I'd like to report that my lower jaw has just disintegrated and I am now missing a few teeth due to the amount of force applied to the cutting blades. However, I am pleased to report the shackle of the lock seems to have held up. I would rate this as a successful test."
@@pkdude5334 🤣🤣
🤣 This comment wins.
Gold
Im sorry but hands down the best comment section i have ever seen. Practically every comment makes me chuckle. Very positive community, love too see it.
Thanks for discussing your safety preparations! I would also recommend a vice to hold the cutter in place. You can control the direction of failure better that way as well.
Vise
Your reaction, or lack of, to this, is ABSOLUTE GOLD!
LPL: honey I'm heading to the garage
(Couple of minutes later she hears a explosion)
Honey - LPL what the F have you done now!
@@l33pul
"I was getting a click outta 1."
@@DinnerForkTongue nothing on two
@@sipherys1961 binding on three
that zombies player click out of 3
easily the best ad for that lock i've ever seen
Those cutters put out 12 tons (24,000lbs) of force.
I was apart of the marketing team that designed and first sold these cutters.
They are actually hydraulic rebar cutters.
We made these cutters, aswell as a smaller design the YQK-70 with its chassis used for wire crimping. The small version can put out 12,000lbs (6 tons) of force about half as much as the rebar cutter. You can get a mini one to put in your pocket, and change out the crimping end tool with the rebar cutter end and get a small concealable hydraulic mini bolt cutters.
We eventually after several prototypes, sold the patents for the rebar cutter and wire crimps to the Chinese.
Hey LPL not all face masks are actually impact rated and meant to be worn with saftey glasses. Make sure you read the label. It has cost more than one person their eye.
Good point.
The high-velocity impact of the fragmented, sharp, hardened alloy blade can penetrate non-ballistic face shields.
These tests are useful, don't get me wrong, but one may consider doing these tests within a see-through "ballistic box" for safety.
I think it was to protect against the glass that would inevitably fall when a fluorescent light tube gets shattered. cuz I don't think many things could withstand an impact of that amount of force. also if he was standing right I think he would have been standing there is no physical way that blade could have hit him.
Not to mention even if it protected his face and eyes, that shattered blade came out with such force that you'd probably still be heading to the hospital due to the blunt-force trauma.
@@gwenc1371
Not true, the piece was light, it was not even remotely heavy enough to cause a trauma.
@@pietrotettamanti7239 a bullet is light too. Just saying
I'm impressed he didn't react or even screamed when the blade exploded
After a couple of years of tooling around in the shop you just crap your pants quietly when something goes bang...
There’s no reason to scream. What good will screaming do for you when there’s a hunk of steel in your forehead?
@jonny j I was going to say something likewise. It's why I like this channel: next to zero hype or hysteria. A true rarity these days online.
@@xxXthekevXxx there's scientific research showing that screaming does actually help to blow off stress and reduce perception of physical pain (which is why we moan/scream when we get hurt).
The fact that he didn't (audibly) flinch when the piece of steel flew off is kind of impressive, though he did say that he was kind of expecting it already
@@MrShadowmaster00 You must have had a pretty soy father.
Men don't react that way.
😂😂😂I’m still laughing!! That was your best video ever!😂😂😂
His light chuckle just got me! :D
Send to Hydraulic Press channel and let's see what happens.
It would create a rift in the space time continuum
A few words here do it do it do it do it
That would be interesting but not very relevant. The point here is to use a tool that a would be thief would employ to destroy the lock and steal a bike.
@@scootergeorge9576 I knew that but it would still be rather fun to see something happen like this. That's what I was saying when I agreed to the above statement and the other comment.
@@aaronbrandenburg2441 - Cool!
*EXPLOSION WITH THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS*
LPL: Okay.
JESUS….
That was mental…
As always, thank you for your services
Thanks for the advice mate ill buy it!
hydraulic cutter: i will make it work
lock: hey buddy, fuhgeddaboutit
EY IM LOCKIN HERE!
Now say it in Michael Scott voice 🤣🤣🤣
@@nox_luna I'm cackling right now
"As you can see, the lock...held up...nicely.........in.......this...........Then a pool of blood slowly flows across the screen.
Fluorescent lamps contain Mercury , Deadly job this lockpicking . Hope you make it through :)
Pratique, fiable et sécurisant et à un prix très raisonnable
Hydraulic Cutter: Shatters and breaks florescent lights, raining glass down everywhere
LockPickingLawyer: okay
Jaw: literally explodes
Me: screams and maybe pees a little
LPL: (relaxed voice) okay . . .
😂😂😦😂😂
AND WHAT? Lmfao
I gotta admit I nearly jumped out of my chair.
Causes mentally handicapped kids to donkey-punch their screens and yell,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!............WHY U DO DAT FO-WUH?!!" {0.o}
Those cutters put out 12 tons (24,000lbs) of force.
I was apart of the marketing team that designed and first sold these cutters.
They are actually hydraulic rebar cutters.
We made these cutters, aswell as a smaller design the YQK-70 with its chassis used for wire crimping. The small version can put out 12,000lbs (6 tons) of force about half as much as the rebar cutter. You can get a mini one to put in your pocket, and change out the crimping end tool with the rebar cutter end and get a small concealable hydraulic mini bolt cutters.
We eventually after several prototypes, sold the patents for the rebar cutter and wire crimps to the Chinese.
LPL calm and solid as a rock 'under fire', knows about guns so suppose he should be. Everybody needs him on their team. 👍
First victory for a lock that I have seen on this channel. Of course, he has already proven that he can pick this lock in about 30 seconds.
OMG ! Happy your wore your protection.
"weared" is incorrect, it's "wore". I think.
No, he's using an accent.
I wish my mom did :(
@@markifi OMG fixed ;)
OSHA would be proud...
" It's for this reason I may limit the amount of force I apply to the pump handle on the future" thought that was funny lol..
I had been on the fence about putting out the $$$ for this lock until seeing this
This was amazing. On a smaller scale this is what happened to my friend using this sto get through an American Lock brand padlock. Their steel shack is so hard to shot sparks and shrapnel everywhere