@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 hear* if you wanna be a bad human at least spell correctly edit: he corrected it, still kinda rude of him to not let people use the comments as intended
I can tell yall are kids with no jobs. Weekdays are the best days, u can have more days off and stores don't close at 6 like how they annoyingly do on Sundays. The world just keeps on moving
This skit is definitely a classic full of hilarious off brand jokes. I have seen this more than 15 times and still can't stop looking at this blooper. Incredible script.
Everything: is terrible Tournament of failure: proceeds to be the diamond in the rough. Steven: “I’Ll TaKe FiVe” Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes!!!
I'm fking 💀 Man you get me Everytime. Commenting Everytime I laugh until I get to meet Steven and thank him for his awesome content and shake his hand. It's on my bucket list.
“BIG HAAAARD!?” Him saying that while trying to keep a straight face but cracking up while saying it, it broke me 🤣 I forever love this channel and Steven’s humor 🙌🏻❤️
“We got 5-Day Depression.”
“ThEy CaLlEd WeEkDaYs!”
Killed me and also very true
I laughed so hard at that one
Me to
Yep
Cool
LMAOO
“You got Froot Loops?”
_“We got Vegetable Lines”_
😁
Plot twist they're just veggie sticks
In Poland we have Fruity Froops
Berry rings
....
"We got 5-Day Depression."
Big mood.
"They called WEEKDAYS!"
The mood isn't complete without the follow up.
*Big Hard
Should have said 10 hour burst
“You got Quaker Oats?”
“We got Jacobs nuts”
Bro got me rolling on the floor💀😂😂
💀
Bro my name is Jacob so yea it scared me lol
I will send you to Jesus 🤬 💅 💋 🩴
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jacob Nuts
Sounds creamy though 🤤.
"You have Hersheys"
"We have He/Him's"
I'm dead after that one
I already knew that one
@@Filed149 🤓
You asf : 😐
@@Filed149 help
@@foxlp5595 I assume that was intentional.
“You got Gatorade?”
“Yes we got crocodile help”
Totally the help we needed
I almost didn't hear or read the video, thank you.
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 hear*
if you wanna be a bad human at least spell correctly
edit: he corrected it, still kinda rude of him to not let people use the comments as intended
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 People tend to recite shit that makes an impression upon them, nothing wrong with that.
But the help we do not deserve
Gator-Aid 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Not Microsoft, BigHard 😂😂😂😂😂 what really made me lose it was Steven trying to hold it in.
He really took the last offer to torture Steven💀💀💀
steven universe fans rn
Tournament of faillllures
"Surely you have Hershey's"
"We have He/Him's"
I just love the twists
Loved this one too lol
Glad it's not a real thing
@Dem boi..What?
@@Fenrizetwists = straights
cuz yk, get it...
Wouldn’t it be him he
" We got tournament of failure "
**Inner asian parent wake up*
- I'll take 5
😂
Relatable
1.3k likes 2 replies? lemme fix that
I'd play that game
1.9k likes 4 replies? Lemme change
The iconic “ I will send you to Jesus” 😂
Never gets old
“You got cheerio’s?”
“We’ve got sad w’s”
Underrated comment
😂😂🤣
Sad w is my winning streak,
“You got League of Legends?”
“Nah we got Tournament of Failures”
“Give me 5”
I’m dead 😂
I bet he's giving the game to his son in the future 😂😂
Technically it's the same 💀💀
I like how he adds these new bits in these off-brand videos, makes it not repetitive
@@nihar0701 how is it the same
@@ThroughTheDespair we are failures
"Tournament of failure" I'm dead 💀
Man im dead
👁👄👁
i’Ll tAkE fIvE *pulls out wallet*
You know who else is dead?
The failures.
I knew that is like this game
@@PrismaticEnergy The Scots in the next aisle will peak around the edge and shout, "Tryin' tae ootdo us, are ye? We'll take fifteen!"
"We got tournament of failures"
"Nah i already have him"
“Koala detour” KILLED ME!!!!! 💀💀💀
"We got 5 day depression"
"Those are called weekdays"
That was smart ngl 👌
you mean Mondays and alone in life.
@@mistylover7398 #edgy
@@UrMom-ty7mw yo mum
I DIED LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAH seriously tho
"Tournament of failures."
"I'll take 5."
I love that!!!
So his son could play with his friends which are also failures.
I mean isn't league of legends just that?
@@NormalThe7th indeed.
I didnt understand this one can someone explain please?
@@Hyxperion625
League = Tournament
Legends = Failures
League of Legends
Tournament of Failures
"Koala Detour"
Man it's even worse than now 💀
BIGHARD the logic on that one still has me laughing
“The one next to the Target?”
“Oh you mean the Bullseye?”
Both the same tho XD The target dog is called "Bullseye" XD
@@ryujinhansAt Bullseye, the dog's name is Target
@@hamburger2430 it should be a cat
"You got quiznos?"
"We got Answeryes."
"You got Best Buy?"
"We got Worst Sell."
"You got GameStop?"
"We got MovieGo."
"MOVIEGO?!?!?!?!?"
"I will send you to Jesus."
“You got applebees?”
_”you mean meat ant?”_
"We got 5-day depression."
"Those are called weekdays."
That hit way too close to home.
7*
"You got Microsoft?"
"We got nanosmooth"
"What da hail"
I can tell yall are kids with no jobs. Weekdays are the best days, u can have more days off and stores don't close at 6 like how they annoyingly do on Sundays. The world just keeps on moving
@@throwaway7403 you ok man? Not even the weekends??
Genius!
This skit is definitely a classic full of hilarious off brand jokes. I have seen this more than 15 times and still can't stop looking at this blooper. Incredible script.
“We have Tournament of Failures”
“I’ll take 5” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Thats bighard”
He’s trying so hard to hold in that laugh💀
i was searching for this and finally i can laugh in peace 💀
It's should be "macro hard"
Cuz micro and macro
lol
Nah it would be macrohard
@Gonk droid Vevo So? Macro means huge
“We got tournament of failures”
“I’ll take 5”
Lol
He's buying a whole team
Give me your entire stock!!
I’ll take 2 oh wait i already have some… MY FAMILY
@@Vatronn no not lol. It is Tof
The "BIIIIIIGHHARRRRRD!!!???" and "KOALA DETOURRRRRRR????!!!!!!" gets me every time😂😂
"I will send you to Jesus." Is one of my favorite lines ever.
"that's big hard"
"BIGGGGG HAAAAAAAARRDDD"
*B r u h I'm dead* 💀💀💀
I'm dead🤓
That’s why Microsoft sucks… it’s too micro, and it’s always soft.
You should have heard the part when he says "Jacob's nutz"
nah, we got "big heart"
The way he laughed when saying it😂
The way he nearly broke character when he said "Big Hard" sent me to Jesus.😂
did this big hard come with black ?
Same bro 😂
@@SourthernerPilgrim I'll make it black
Bro it was 10/10
Nice call back!
"We've got tournament of failures "
"I'll take five"
I'm done🤣🤣
The way he said"BIIIIGG HAAARD!!!!" got me good😂😂😂😂😂
“You got Quakers Outs?”
“We got Jacobs Nuts”
Had me dying 😂
same
My name is Jacob so as soon as he said it my mind said *wtf*
@@Encore5121 did you get your nuts back?
@@Encore5121 lol
My brothers called jacob and I started thinking dirty
“You got Lay’s?”
“Yeah, We got Sit’s.”
You got Crocs?
Yeah, we got Gators
U got Pringles
Yeah we got Kracks
@F my favorite 😈
yeah we've got Stand's
@@star80doessdastuff 🤨🤨📸
LoL is actually a tournament of failures 😂
THE 'KOALA DETOUR' IS WORTH A NOBEL PRIZE FOR COMEDY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"You Got Quaker's Oats?"
"No, But We Got Jacob's Nuts!"
I literally Diedd 🤣🤣
I was looking for the inevitable "Jacob's Nuts" comment. Best one out of the lot.
@@animuszen136yh same
@@animuszen136same!!!
Same
Literally? Sorry to hear that, how did you come back from the dead?
"It's called 5-day depression."
"That is called WEEKDAYS!!"
😂😂
Weak days do sound like depression
This is fr the only good short on the platform that I have laughed at
Mountain dew in 4k was something I didn't expect to see
Everything: is terrible
Tournament of failure: proceeds to be the diamond in the rough.
Steven: “I’Ll TaKe FiVe”
Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes!!!
That fits on so many levels that it's incredible.
Chef's kiss
Petition for Steven to make this a reality:
Is.... That an old dunkey reference...?
His son is a tournament of failure
"You have league of legends"
"We got tournament of failures"
"I'll take 5"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finnaly i found this comment
@@RedGhost2008 bruh same
Bruh
@@luffy-taro4347 bruh same same
@@lucaselias9824 bruh same same same
'Tournament of failures' got my ribs in stitches 😂😂😂
Steven you murdered me with Mountain Veiw😅😅😅 What the Hail???
“You got Hershey’s”
“We got he/hims”
Got me dead on the floor
Copied
@@Dankcully1231 it’s copied? Sorry, didn’t notice. I just found it hilarious
*"BIIIIIIIIIG HAAAAAAARD????"*
Neightbors: "wat da hail?"
Wat de hail
KOALA DETOUR?! 💀
"You got Sprite?"
"We got Emojis."
“We got tournament of failures”
“I’ll take 5”
😂😂😂😂
"You got Quaker Oats?"
"We got Jacob Nuts."
I was not expecting that lmao.
That's funny thing here, one of them
my name is jacob.
help me
@@nameless...................... same here dude.
@@Coolskeleton95644 "You got 5 hour energy?"
@@PANdora95Flowers "We have 5 days depression"
😂😂😂😂 Please don’t stop the series
"we got jacob nuts" got me going hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
"We got Tournament of Failures."
"I'll take 5" 😂😂😂
Would legit be something to give as Gift
@@michaelcross4112"do you have the good nurse?"
"We have the bad doctor"
I think this is the right name for this game
@@jakubbaniewski798 what game
@@Funnicatt72 league of legends
5 day depression
Isn't that weekdays😂😂💀💀
A bot stole your comment and has more likes. Big L
Augh
"WHAT THE HAIL THEY CALL WEEKDAYS" that goes hard LIKE BIGHARD😂
“Jacob’s *nuts* “ 💀
"surely you got Hersheys"
"We got he/him"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀💀-
Genius
i was waiting for someone to say that
They would probably be called himhe's if they're following the naming convention
Oh my god I feel so stupid. I should not have needed to see it written out to understand it LMAOOOOO
@@BittersweetOptimism Lol same it took me a while to process it
“We got 5-day Depression.”
“IT’S CALLED WEEKDAYS.”
I’m dead 💀💀
Lol
Sameeeeeeeeeee
Started it over after that just to hear it again before I finished the clip
"Hey you got StevenHe? "
Nah we got *StevieShe*
The way he was trying to say
*”BIGHARD”*
without laughing made me laugh 💀🤚
"Jacob's nut"
"5 day depression"
💀 I'm done dude
Merchant bob XD
And he said it's called weekdays lmao
and the way he says what da hail!!!!!
He couldn't hold a straight face while saying "big hard" 😂
nobody laughs at Jacob's nuts
i i lost it at at big hard 😂
@@RBLXandVlogswhat about "Koala detour"?
“We have Jacobs Nuts” lmfao😂😂😂😂
I love these videos so much I can’t hold in my laughter 😂
“I will send you to Jesus!”
*I swear it never gets old.* 😂
yea
I thought he was also going to tell some other alternate name of Jesus. Like no we don't have Jesus but xyz
Ture
I will send you to jesus
Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
“Tournament of Failures.”
“You must have my son as DLC, no?”
do you have my son has the main character?
I must be the final boss. (Cuz I am I huge failure in life)
“We go tournament of failures”….. I’ll take Five.😂😂😂😂😂
you got Quaker Oats we got Jacob Nuts?!
“I will send you to Jesus”
“Oh hey Zesus”
No it’s Jesuspicious
@@-Rush-no it is Jeinnocent
@@-Rush- no it’s gee sis.
My brain tried to tell me that says "Zeus"
It failed because I didn't even see a word. Just a handful of letters.
I'm pissed off at my missus bit after hearing that 🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me
"Oh that's not Microsoft it's BIG HARD"
Had me wheezing 🤣 😂
@@borisslavchev1328 what shows me?
BIIIGG HAAAARRDD
The opposite of Microsoft office is macrohard onfire
Even he couldn't not laugh.
The vibrato lol
you should make one where the customer asks for the ripoffs only and the cashier only has name brands
You got 5 hour energy?
We got 5 day depression
Got me dying 🤣
"They're called *Weekdays* "
I need “We got 5 day depression”
I have that every.day- erm. 5 days i guess
“You got league of legends?”
“We got tournament of failures.”
“… I’ll take 5” 💀
I would pay Good Money to play that Sh*t. 😂
Pó-tè-to, Pó-tā-to same thing bruh 💀
Wonder if his son is one of the characters.
@@The_Galaxy_Knight probably the main charactar , rumors say you can unlock his cousin timmy
@@ahmedabdullah6779 and whoop his ass into Monday
“ yea we got Jacob’s nuts” I wonder what nuts he got💀
“Torment of Failures” 💀💀💀😂😂😂
"You got Walmart?"
"We got Ceiling Mart"
I didn't know that until now and I'm dying 🤣💀
as you should
@@daswarzenschwein what..?
@@CerbverbAnimates what
@@daswarzenschwein im sorry i just didnt get what you said.
@@CerbverbAnimates noob
"You go Stephanie?"
"We got Steven He."
edit-YOU GUYS MADE MY DAY🥺😭
Never had more than 10 likes❤
hard😂
ill take 5
Ill take 10
I’ll take all 😙😄🤣🗿
Shut up and take my money
I love ur videos they make me laugh so bad I can’t spend one day without watching u
“oh thats bighard” BIGHARDDDD!!?
"We have tournament of failures"
**stares in discomfort as well as interest**
"I'll take five-"
I lost it here.
Failure management business is gonna be booming
Ahhh yes where can i buy those?
Ill sell a failure. Thats me
Same haha
@@wanderingbufoonI I CAN'T BELIEVE IM IN A GAME!
"You got Microsoft"
"We got big hard" 💀💀💀
SUS
big hard b-
Macrohard 💀
macrohard fit better
“BEEIIG HAAAAAAARD0
"Next to microsoft..
No that's not microsoft that's...Bighard😂😂
"Big Hard" got me dying 😂😂
“Got league of legends?”
“We got tournament of failures”
“I’ll take 5”
He finally found something Steven can do 😂😂
Damn, he heard failure and thought of his son
He has 5 sons
Congrat 999 likes!
1,2k likes now.
GG boys sold to stevenhe for his failure son
"We got Jacob's Nuts"💀💀💀💀
WHO NOW-
@@JakeMC3410 Jacob's
That one make me bawl😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dirty mind activated
My name is Jacob and I am scared
"Tournaments of failures ?" I take 5 !!
Almost killed me
That "I will send u to Jesus" always makes my day😂😂😂
"you got steven he"
"No, We Got Stephanie She"
Alex she
Hxhxhxhx
"You got Star Wars?"
"We got sun peace"
@@khalief_. it's a joke, don't take it seriously
@@Funnicatt72 its a joke, dont take it seriously.
"That's not Microsoft"
"That's Big hard"
Lmao 💀
Mega tough
BigHard Doors 11 😁
Macro hard
He was holding back so hard😂 to say bighard he laughed abit
Koala Detour might be a future business name tho...
"do you have burger king atleast?"
"We have glizzy queen."
Sandwich peasant
I think that's how it was spelled
@@Hudaaaldin2047 LOL
Sounds better tbh XD
God that sounds repulsive.
Ayo
“I will send u to Jesus”
Gets me every time
Lol same.😅😂
Yes
Finally something he wanted to buy
I'm fking 💀 Man you get me Everytime. Commenting Everytime I laugh until I get to meet Steven and thank him for his awesome content and shake his hand. It's on my bucket list.
“You got Pepsi?”
“Yeah we got pepno”
You got Pepsi?
Yeah we got Pepsaw
Ayoooo esta bien
“You got pepsi?”
“Yeah we got peosi”
You got Pepsi?
Yeah we got Pepsi.
Really?
With a C.😏
No they should have Pepto not pepno
"5 day depression"
"What the HAIL, they are called weekdays"
I lost it😂😂😂
“Oh no that’s not Microsoft, that’s *BigHard* “ it took a lot of strength for Steven to say that😂
“BIG HAAAARD!?” Him saying that while trying to keep a straight face but cracking up while saying it, it broke me 🤣 I forever love this channel and Steven’s humor 🙌🏻❤️
Me laughing like the most immature 12 year old after hearing “big hard”:
😭😂
He was barely able to hold in his laugh when he said it 😂
fr tho💀
Same
Fr bro 😂😂