When someone doesn't have an opinion on Israel vs Palestine

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  • čas přidán 26. 10. 2023
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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  Před 6 měsíci +1319

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    • @enthusiastisch1922
      @enthusiastisch1922 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Checkmate_Edits Hamas is Palestine you absolute fool. That's like hating Wagner but supporting Russia before they betrayed Putin.

    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Hi.

    • @Willdroyd
      @Willdroyd Před 6 měsíci +5

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    • @dyanosis
      @dyanosis Před 6 měsíci +4

      Great choice!

    • @celinelia8127
      @celinelia8127 Před 6 měsíci +5

      sniperwoIf obviously stole all the land from vegans

  • @CockatooDude
    @CockatooDude Před 6 měsíci +17435

    I didn't know it was possible to do an Israel Palestine video while avoiding controversy, but engineers do solve problems.

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 Před 6 měsíci +211

      1. C
      2. C
      3. D
      4. B
      5. C
      6. B (only because they caused this problem and they should be the one to help fix. But of course they washed their hands of this. But they can never wash the blood of children off their hands.)

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane Před 6 měsíci

      @@ljeans531 If you’re referring to the “beheaded children” incident, it turns it war just a big fat lie that if you still believe in, it means you’re ignorance is quite possibly incurable which won’t necessarily mean you have no trace of empathy for humanity but I and many others would banish people like you from our societies to be freed from your evil that and many others like you or similar to you would bring but are unaware of.
      *I personally would prefer NPCs over inhuman aliens* (by the actual definition of the word “alien”) *like you.*

    • @JohnField-cr6tv
      @JohnField-cr6tv Před 6 měsíci +112

      Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purfews of your conundrums of philosophy

    • @IONProd
      @IONProd Před 6 měsíci +80

      ​@JohnField-cr6tv Engineers solve practical problems. For instance, how do they stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing them a structurally superfluous new behind?

    • @Code_orange22
      @Code_orange22 Před 6 měsíci

      PRACTICAL FUCKING PROBLEMS

  • @sofianedestro1364
    @sofianedestro1364 Před 6 měsíci +10482

    As a Palestinian. I really appreciate you showing the world what SSSniperWolf has done to us.

    • @Smil7001
      @Smil7001 Před 6 měsíci +229

      You mean a southern Syrian historical revisionist

    • @Naikomi95
      @Naikomi95 Před 6 měsíci

      Palestinians don't exist, it's called Arab invaders

    • @tsoofs.8440
      @tsoofs.8440 Před 6 měsíci +884

      As an Israeli, I think this is the first time I can agree with you on something

    • @frenchgirl5878
      @frenchgirl5878 Před 6 měsíci +1147

      Not ssniperwolf solving the israeli-Palestinian conflict because both Palestinians and Israeli and hate her 💀

    • @jaqenhgar
      @jaqenhgar Před 6 měsíci +65

      ​@@tsoofs.8440 💀

  • @mrcrackdonald_1
    @mrcrackdonald_1 Před 4 měsíci +1592

    I’d rather people have no opinion than uninformed one

    • @citrosthoughts7
      @citrosthoughts7 Před 4 měsíci +169

      my opinion personally is that don't carpet bomb innocent people just to get to the bad guys (then you might as well be as bad as them) and don't kill innocent children bc after you do that i could care less about what you have to say.

    • @averageuser2027
      @averageuser2027 Před 2 měsíci +50

      @@citrosthoughts7You support Israel then

    • @Ririannana
      @Ririannana Před 2 měsíci +29

      Well said ​@@citrosthoughts7

    • @citrosthoughts7
      @citrosthoughts7 Před 2 měsíci

      i support not microwaving babies.@@averageuser2027

    • @citrosthoughts7
      @citrosthoughts7 Před 2 měsíci +9

      ty@@Ririannana

  • @the_flying_airplane5335
    @the_flying_airplane5335 Před 5 měsíci +679

    I love how he consistently writes himself into a situation where I see no way to get out of it and then he somehow manages to do so lol

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 Před 5 měsíci +22

      Yeah, for half of them he just sighs and chooses the dumbest option and the response is "Thhhatiscorrect" nd they immediately move on😂

  • @GhostmareXD_
    @GhostmareXD_ Před 6 měsíci +13780

    Zach added sniper wolf to the invite to dinner question as if she isn't already standing outside the house💀

    • @Arthas30000
      @Arthas30000 Před 6 měsíci +100

      😂

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 Před 6 měsíci +614

      She's a vampire. A content vampire, sure, but still a vampire. She can't get past your door without an invitation

    • @kerbe3
      @kerbe3 Před 6 měsíci +96

      ​@@StarryxNight5Ah, an excellent point.

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix Před 6 měsíci +20

      LMAO

    • @rickynicky4443
      @rickynicky4443 Před 6 měsíci +9

      😂

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 Před 6 měsíci +13959

    This is honestly a perfect representation of what it feels like to follow the Israeli Palestinian conflict.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Před 6 měsíci +295

      So just don't follow it?

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk Před 6 měsíci +25

      real

    • @horizon146
      @horizon146 Před 6 měsíci

      @@yasininn76 go back to sniffing sharpies

    • @anongoldster9915
      @anongoldster9915 Před 6 měsíci +22

      Jeremy, the ajr fan and Brad army member is also here?

    • @lemons3703
      @lemons3703 Před 6 měsíci +630

      It’s incredibly funny how accurate it is and how unwilling people are to just admit there isn’t really a “good” side.

  • @kylebroussard5952
    @kylebroussard5952 Před 4 měsíci +321

    *This is actually what it's like trying to have a conversation with anyone who watches the news*

  • @fuwafuwa2299
    @fuwafuwa2299 Před 4 měsíci +128

    I love just how many people in the comments had the message of this video go way over their heads and are still saying "BUT WHICH SIDE YOU VOTING FOR? THE CLEARLY R I G H T SIDE? OR ARE YOU A DEMON?"

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 Před 2 měsíci +16

      It's nothing surprising. These NPCs usually lack basic self-awareness.

    • @burger-jd8cx
      @burger-jd8cx Před měsícem +3

      but you can't vote for a side

    • @spytf2-pb3yo
      @spytf2-pb3yo Před měsícem

      exactly lmao

    • @maxkozak9702
      @maxkozak9702 Před 5 dny

      In my case it's clear cut. My country officially labels Hamas as a terrorist organisation, therefore I have to side with Israel.

    • @lazerfrogstudios
      @lazerfrogstudios Před 2 dny

      “Vote” bro does nit understand the situation 💀

  • @dynad00d15
    @dynad00d15 Před 6 měsíci +2092

    the answer should always be SSSniperwolf just because, at this point, we can blame everything on her and it would't matter. She'll make an apology video and move on.

    • @zacharybenn1497
      @zacharybenn1497 Před 6 měsíci +70

      What do you mean “video”? 😂

    • @amberhide04
      @amberhide04 Před 6 měsíci +66

      as if she would ever make anything by herself without stealing it from someone else, maybe she should make an uka lele apology video

    • @SudoProxy
      @SudoProxy Před 6 měsíci +46

      Sssniperwolf died for our sins.

    • @dynad00d15
      @dynad00d15 Před 6 měsíci +20

      @@amberhide04 What do you mean by "make"? :D

    • @TheRealSuperKirby
      @TheRealSuperKirby Před 6 měsíci +12

      *apology twitter post

  • @perpetual_insanity
    @perpetual_insanity Před 6 měsíci +4242

    As a commie, I can confirm that I was forced to move to China due to my unpopular opinions

  • @codeblaze3
    @codeblaze3 Před 5 měsíci +142

    The comments: 😀
    The replies🤬

  • @Mtaalas
    @Mtaalas Před 5 měsíci +102

    You're giving perfect analogue for the whole issue here... that people have zero clue how to talk to each other and knee-jerks and loaded questions, false dichotomies and the rest are abundant.
    Humanity hates the wise and despise education and civility.

  • @cheez4208
    @cheez4208 Před 6 měsíci +1758

    You don't invite SSsniperwolf to dinner, she just shows up on your door step live streaming it.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj Před 6 měsíci +42

      That's why you invite her. If you actually wanted her there then there's no drama, no point in streaming it. She'll just show up with a bottle of wine and you'll have a good time talking shit about other streamers.

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Před 6 měsíci +52

      Nah if you dont want her there then invite her, she'll say she'll come but then ghost you 💀

    • @Namelesswhirl
      @Namelesswhirl Před 6 měsíci +34

      @@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Win Win

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Bro you gonna serve her a lawsuit for not paying her half of the bill, and she gonna takes home all the left sausages that ain't yours.

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername That one only works if you're terminal and it's your last living wish to meet her

  • @PickedUpABounty
    @PickedUpABounty Před 6 měsíci +4116

    Still a more intelligent conversation than you would have with any politician in DC

    • @bruhstandler
      @bruhstandler Před 6 měsíci +29

      Funny cause true

    • @superkingoftacos2920
      @superkingoftacos2920 Před 6 měsíci +88

      8 or 9 of them have a good grasp of the situation. The other two hundred want those people kicked out for being too educated and too empathetic to the children being set on fire, but still.

    • @NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy
      @NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy Před 6 měsíci +35

      ​@@superkingoftacos2920yeah, Hamas should stop hiding behind civilians like cowards.

    • @rerite-oy4xu
      @rerite-oy4xu Před 6 měsíci +16

      ​@@NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy hiding... not hiding... a killer is a killer, and the one who justifies it is not so different.
      i dont think you need to read a book to relize that yet here we are

    • @kazzz2765
      @kazzz2765 Před 6 měsíci +2

      My guy you wouldn’t be able to tell israel from ukraine on a map even if ur life depended on it lmao

  • @FactsArentFeelings
    @FactsArentFeelings Před 3 měsíci +35

    "To avoid losing my job," as someone who doesn't have social media, and barely uses my phone, I've just recently heard about this as well. I can imagine thinking something like that, lmao.

  • @HorrorCritical
    @HorrorCritical Před 3 měsíci +112

    This is basically why I avoid talking about the Israel-Palestine conflict debate

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 Před měsícem +22

      Moral of the story. It's ok to not have an opinion. We only have limited time in our lives, so we don't have time to CARE about everything.

    • @CrustaceanAllergyEnjoyer
      @CrustaceanAllergyEnjoyer Před měsícem +11

      ​@@hebercluff1665as long as no one supports death, all is ok

    • @TT-qz9ri
      @TT-qz9ri Před měsícem +5

      @hebercluff1665 I used to think like this but you'll change once it's you or your people being the one in conflict

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 Před měsícem +22

      @@TT-qz9ri i never said we should care about nothing. I said we can't care about everything. It's obvious that I would develop an opinion if that conflict involved me or my loved ones. Generally, it's most productive to put your attention on problems that are within your sphere of control or influence. Worrying about things that are happening thousands of miles away is a waste of time because my opinion isn't going to change anything, and no one's really going to care about my opinion.

    • @WatchmyPlaylist.
      @WatchmyPlaylist. Před měsícem +2

      There's no "debate" here. One side invaded the other in 1948. That Is the one who is in the wrong. The end.

  • @Tmb1112
    @Tmb1112 Před 6 měsíci +3331

    “Can I get a 50/50”
    Immediately drops the only two good answers 😂

    • @buckbucker8020
      @buckbucker8020 Před 5 měsíci +32

      A. Final answer.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat Před 5 měsíci +296

      I know the obvious answer was C Vegans. Because while it is a perfectly fine lifestyle choice it is just silly as a religion.

    • @conget
      @conget Před 5 měsíci +29

      ​@@FakeSchrodingersCatEspecially when there are some vegans who keep stomping meat eaters

    • @jormungardwe
      @jormungardwe Před 5 měsíci +18

      Both A and B, final answer

    • @buckbucker8020
      @buckbucker8020 Před 5 měsíci +20

      @@jormungardwe Absolutely halal and haram at the same time.

  • @DaMeowster
    @DaMeowster Před 6 měsíci +4767

    I'm Israeli and this is really funny. You don't have to have an opinion about everything, and even if you do have one. Always remember that in both sides there are civilians that don't agree with their governments and they just want peace.

    • @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792
      @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792 Před 6 měsíci +292

      100% couldn't agree more

    • @speedycheese790
      @speedycheese790 Před 6 měsíci +622

      This is such a copy paste comment that completely negates the fact that Palestines people and government never chose this war. Idk who told you that the government of Palestine wanted this, when Gaza is basically a concentration camp
      Edit: A lot of morons have been replying thinking that becuz HAMAS retaliated, they wanted this war. First off: HAMAS is a terrorist force that controls Gaza, not a legitimate government. They have risen to power becuz Israeli occupation since the 1960s. And second: The Israeli occupation is exactly why these wars started. Becuz Gaza has been turned into a concentration camp

    • @DaMeowster
      @DaMeowster Před 6 měsíci +1

      I mean they elected Hamas in Gaza. But I agree that was many years ago and it doesn't represent what people there want today. But you can't ignore the fact that the current government in Gaza, Hamas, wanted and started this war.@@speedycheese790

    • @passion9809
      @passion9809 Před 6 měsíci +345

      Of course an israeli wouldn't think the world needs to stand with them as it already does .
      Israel dropped 13 kilotons of force on gaza in the last 2 weeks , for comparison's sake hiroshima was 15 kilotons of force.
      So please understand that the palesteninans are much more desperate that the israelis for the world to stand with them

    • @thecouncil3580
      @thecouncil3580 Před 6 měsíci +326

      @@speedycheese790 are you for real?

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Před 5 měsíci +32

    His blank stare after each question is my spirit animal.

  • @alexdurain3753
    @alexdurain3753 Před 5 měsíci +148

    It’s amazing because this shit just gets more convoluted the more you learn. I feel like I’m watching to brothers fighting over who gets the house, and they keep killing the mediator.

    • @user-ns3uw2xn6s
      @user-ns3uw2xn6s Před 5 měsíci

      emphasis on brothers cuz their ancestors literally are . please help save any lives by boycotting (search BDS movement). not forcing though dont worry

    • @polarpunk8861
      @polarpunk8861 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Honestly facts man

    • @user-ns3uw2xn6s
      @user-ns3uw2xn6s Před 4 měsíci +2

      feels like a sci-fi film ngl, dunno how the palestinians are living through this distopiya...

    • @zerog1037
      @zerog1037 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Thts wht happens when it spans over so many years. Each side taking their turn to commit atrocities with the latest attack being considered terrorism and not Palestinian as an escapegoat

    • @MyIndieGameDevJourney3818
      @MyIndieGameDevJourney3818 Před 3 měsíci +3

      well you can have any opinion you want but the facts is that this war isn't Israel vs Gazans its Gazans and Israel vs Hamas(i mean have you read what Hamas did to Gazans all those years well lets just say its not for the weak of heart)

  • @mockingjay_2397
    @mockingjay_2397 Před 6 měsíci +799

    "Who's in this audience"
    *pans to crowd of SS officers*

    • @ObaidFaisal
      @ObaidFaisal Před 2 měsíci +32

      Then turns back to see Hitler asking the next question

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Před měsícem +5

      And that group of students from the Ivy League schools

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 Před měsícem

      @@AmethystEyes Do you know how many Jews attend and work at the Ivy Leagues 😂 anyone who was stupid and racist enough to say this would never work again

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec Před 20 dny +1

      Amin al Husseini sweating bullets:

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Před 6 měsíci +596

    "can I phone a friend?"
    "no"
    "don't I have a lifeline?"
    "yes, but you have no friends"

  • @jackalenterprisesofohio
    @jackalenterprisesofohio Před 5 měsíci +18

    I suppprt Ohio's rights to the Holy Land.
    What do you think we have been fighting Michigan for?
    Asbestos?

  • @cobraTateTopG420
    @cobraTateTopG420 Před 5 měsíci +117

    The best part about it is when he asked an opinionated question and says "thats correct" sums it up pretty good 😂😂

  • @TheXasTube
    @TheXasTube Před 6 měsíci +3571

    This is a perfect example of good political satire based on a complex topic.
    Not siding, not condemning one side, makeing fun of those people that sit on the side and only talk bullsheet.

    • @Dwurogowy
      @Dwurogowy Před 6 měsíci +322

      Proudly neutral about genocide.

    • @ThisPersonIsARe
      @ThisPersonIsARe Před 6 měsíci

      @@DwurogowyProudly neutral because both sides are *FUCKING EVIL.*

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 Před 6 měsíci +329

      This is not a complex issue. Palestinians have been living in apartheid without control over their own lives for 50+ years. Hamas is just a scapegoat.
      The only solution is for Israel to give Palestinians their land and respect their right to self-determination. Israel can stay, just re-establish the old borders. They can be so nice as to aid the Palestinians in establishing a democratic government because Hamas has stopped all elections and democratic processes.
      But the occupation has to stop, plain and simple. It's on them. They have set the rules, and they have the backing of the fucking U.S. military. They are the only ones who can end it.

    • @MultiArtStyleTWT
      @MultiArtStyleTWT Před 6 měsíci +196

      @@inafridge8573 Both sides are for from perfect, so it is a complex issue

    • @OneFingerYT
      @OneFingerYT Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@Dwurogowy I'm all for it.

  • @Bidmartinlo
    @Bidmartinlo Před 6 měsíci +374

    Who has 'the most dibs' over the land of Palestine? Answer: THE ROMAN EMPIRE!

    • @jofujino
      @jofujino Před 6 měsíci +26

      But the aliens got there first.

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii Před 6 měsíci +17

      So the Czechs?

    • @saturnisgay69
      @saturnisgay69 Před 6 měsíci +9

      WRONG it’s ants

    • @gramthn
      @gramthn Před 6 měsíci +11

      *the canaanites

    • @somegirl4631
      @somegirl4631 Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@gramthn
      The cananities married the Israelites dude 😅

  • @FrogLehane
    @FrogLehane Před 5 měsíci +16

    I genuinely laughed out loud, nice one! Good amount of absurdity without losing the topic, rare to see.

  • @thestra247
    @thestra247 Před 4 měsíci +24

    This is like a gameshow from George Orwell's 1984

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před měsícem +1

      It's too bad that Orwell didn't think of adding a chapter like that in his book althoug he added other cool tv-entertainment though.

  • @Trip_Fontaine
    @Trip_Fontaine Před 6 měsíci +2896

    I love how this is somehow transgressive and wholesome at the same time. This is a well-crafted example of how to create comedy about a very sensitive political issue without taking a side.
    EDIT on 4/25/24: This video and my comment were made very early in the war before we knew how far Israel would go in its gen*cide. I would not be so praising of someone taking a neutral stance on Israel/Palestine today.

    • @NukeCloudstalker
      @NukeCloudstalker Před 6 měsíci +12

      This is not transgressive at all lol.

    • @Trip_Fontaine
      @Trip_Fontaine Před 6 měsíci +87

      @@NukeCloudstalker You don't know America if you think that dude, no offense. :-) You could be fired from half the corporate jobs in this country for sharing this with your coworkers tomorrow. Not saying it's transgressive to my way of thinking. Just was saying it's transgressive to society's way of thinking. That's the way the word is usually used.

    • @cyberdemon6517
      @cyberdemon6517 Před 6 měsíci +88

      im with palestine and israel should ceasefire
      however they can attack hamas all they want because hamas is killing innocents as well; the real victims are (and lets be real always were) the civilians

    • @absent-mindedchaos7636
      @absent-mindedchaos7636 Před 6 měsíci +11

      ​@@cyberdemon6517YES Exactly ❤❤

    • @cubeofmars291
      @cubeofmars291 Před 6 měsíci +22

      ​@@cyberdemon6517Damn. You're the first reasonable person I've met in the comment section that supports Palestine. I respect you.

  • @b1oodzy
    @b1oodzy Před 6 měsíci +1292

    I don't know how but Zach Star's neutral face expressions fit absolutely anything.

    • @CajunGator
      @CajunGator Před 5 měsíci +12

      It's kind of like how something that is only mildly funny at best is hysterical when you're in a situation where you aren't supposed to laugh.

  • @mcb187
    @mcb187 Před 5 měsíci +30

    Ok, so as someone who took 20th century modern history, and who had a teacher from Iran… as soon as the Israel-Palestine thing started, this is what class felt like. Basically, the class asked, and the teacher basically started teaching another class because we kept bugging him. After that the class pretty much went off the rails and the final was basically “since we didn’t really talk about half the stuff we were supposed to, write me a paper explaining what your interpretation of the middle eastern conflicts are. There are… almost no wrong answers. Just try and I’ll pass you.” That teacher was chill AF and tbh I learned a lot about what exactly is going on… and now my family thinks I’m weird because I don’t agree with American interventionism anymore. A+ teacher, would recommend.

  • @thesenegalesegoat
    @thesenegalesegoat Před měsícem +9

    As a muslim this has gotta be one of the funniest videos ive watched in a long time 🤣

  • @scottwhitman9868
    @scottwhitman9868 Před 6 měsíci +2577

    While I totally respect that this is a complex issue that involves many factors, It is actually incredibly simple and anyone who doesn't hold my exact beliefs is evil/ incredibly uneducated

    • @Davinmk
      @Davinmk Před 6 měsíci

      you are entirely wrong because one facebook post i saw told me the other side did nothing wrong and your side is evil, i now have to call you an idiot

    • @ghosthunter0950
      @ghosthunter0950 Před 6 měsíci +484

      Well yes it is simple. people don't know shit about how cooperative the Israeli and Palestinian population are. The only groups to blame are the extremists from both sides. the Israeli far right, Hamas and the Islamic Jihad among other similar organizations and their supporters that are feeding into each other.
      1) Israel isn't going anywhere. you can't justify displacing millions of people just because it happened before.
      2) Israel stops its shit behavior towards Palestinians like evictions settlers and cracks down on settler violence more seriously(they already do... sometimes though). the Israeli left has been working on this for decades but every time there is a terrorist attack, which there were a lot of, their efforts go kaput.
      3) Palestinians turn on terrorist organizations like Hamas.
      4) borders wise, both sides have to come with a mindset that they're gonna compromise something. but I would somwhat favor Israel because they've built an actually functional country and host plenty of Arabs which is far from symmetrical on the other side.
      I'd also like to add, I'm an Arab Israeli, and the hatred from the Palestinian side is just appalling. they've indoctrinated their people to hate unconditionally. the same kinda goes for the Israeli far right, but the scale between the two is completely different, it's much worse on the Palestinian side from what I've seen.
      Either way, the entire conflict is beyond moronic imo. if you took a couple of regular people that actually want to collaborate and put them in power they'd solve it the next day, I'm exaggerating a bit but you get my point. we already have plenty of collaborative facilities set up. you just have to shut the extremists up.

    • @abjectmadness1111
      @abjectmadness1111 Před 6 měsíci +110

      @@ghosthunter0950Ur super wrong and also wrong

    • @nejsonsvejson9861
      @nejsonsvejson9861 Před 6 měsíci

      I don't agree with your opinion, evil person!@@ghosthunter0950

    • @thebermuda99
      @thebermuda99 Před 6 měsíci +175

      @@abjectmadness1111 at least give an argument his first point was 100% correct

  • @theroundtable6371
    @theroundtable6371 Před 6 měsíci +3258

    Me personally I think we need to add a category "Do you support Israel or Palestine, or do you think the US should just invade the world" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
    Edit: I'm now officially funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @colonelarmfeldt8572
      @colonelarmfeldt8572 Před 6 měsíci +213

      Instead of Israel or Palestine, choose the third option: Kingdom of Jerusalem.

    • @8is
      @8is Před 6 měsíci +342

      @@colonelarmfeldt8572 The third option should be: "The *Christians* gets all of the Holy Land"

    • @PREDATORNINJA2
      @PREDATORNINJA2 Před 6 měsíci +136

      New age crusades let’s goooo!

    • @thymos6575
      @thymos6575 Před 6 měsíci

      @@colonelarmfeldt8572 hell nahjews be spitting on Christians lol

    • @IdekPhoenix
      @IdekPhoenix Před 6 měsíci +190

      "YEAHHH BABY WE NEED THAT OIL" 🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸

  • @gwenstacy3033
    @gwenstacy3033 Před 4 měsíci +46

    I literally don't know what opinion to have because one source tells me Israel intentionally kills/tortures civilians and the next tells me Hamas does. One source says Israel stole Palestine's land and the next says the land has always been in dispute, Israel has been there for ages and only got officially recognized in the last century. One person on the internet says "genocide" and another says "self-defense." EVERYONE uses emotionally charged words (usually with no credible sources or logical reasoning) and simultaneously says, "That's just the facts! If you don't agree, you're a horrible person!"
    I care about this conflict. I care about Russia vs. Ukraine. There are so, so many horrible things happening around the world that should be noticed but aren't. It pains me to know that people are suffering so horrifically.
    The problem is, I can't do a damn thing about most of it.
    "Stand up for a side! Show them the world stands with them!"
    Well damn, there's so much misinformation I can't pick a side. And while I recognize the value of moral support, my random voice on the internet holds no weight either for the people at war or for our government in the US, so ultimately, my opinion is meaningless in this case.
    "Donate money, food, clothes or you're a bad person!"
    Okay, but there's a homeless schizophrenic down the street who runs around half naked. There's children in Africa dying of thirst. There's women who have been forced into prostitution in my own city and who have escaped who NO ONE gives a shit about - and the supplies drop off for their shelter is close to me. I have a friend who can't walk much and is suffering from horrible health issues, mostly caused by the abuse she endured as an innocent child.
    These are people who are close to me, who I can give directly to and know it won't get lost, money won't be siphoned, etc. I have no problem sending resources to civilians in any war. The problem is, I only have so many resources myself, and there are so many wars and terrible things that I can't possibly help everyone. So I try to help where I can, in the ways I think will be maximized and I can have the greatest positive effect.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad Před měsícem

      This is genius and the best opinion I have heard in this topic (cue the people saying you are wrong and one side is objectively wrong) I’m sorry about your friend tho

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 Před měsícem +7

      That's the thing. The fact that there is this much wildly opposing viewpoints should already be evidence as to how complex an issue this is.
      Also, yeah, I find it very funny how Westerners will seem to care about literally any other issue in the world other than the ones going on in their own country.
      Everything you're seeing about "do this thing to support Palestine or else you're a bad person" or anything similar is literally just classic bullying tactics. Ignore it. Moreover, the people trying to make it out as if it's just "good vs bad" as if this is some kind of anime are ignorant, plain and simple.

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad Před měsícem

      @@allgoodnamestaken6002 I think we would be friends

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec Před 20 dny

      And who again has "millitary training" at 15yrs of age? Why do the IDF keep arresting teens with bomb vests?
      Maybe there wouldnt be so many dead children, If you did'nt Chuck your own blood and flesh into war, cause "ze jews are uppidy again" and your pride in Amin al Husseini allying to Hitler

    • @ellotheregovna401
      @ellotheregovna401 Před 11 dny

      I appreciate this thoughtful, measured response. You’re right in many ways; there is a lot of work that needs to be done in our own communities as well.

  • @CommandoZTT
    @CommandoZTT Před 3 měsíci +8

    Israel vs. Palestine doesn't mean Jews vs Muslims.

    • @formerlygavin
      @formerlygavin Před 3 měsíci

      And I wish people could understand that, but they're too stupid

    • @goldenmosquito4093
      @goldenmosquito4093 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Ehh both sides are incredible religiously motivated so it’s easy to confuse the two

  • @Maria.Mariaa
    @Maria.Mariaa Před 5 měsíci +2199

    as a palestinian,the horrors vegans and sniperwolf have inflicted upon us need to be talked about more,thank you for showing this to the world.😟

    • @emerginiyt
      @emerginiyt Před 5 měsíci +82

      ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST 😨
      IT WAS THE VEGAN AND SNIPERWOLF FAULT THE WHOLE TIME

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis Před 4 měsíci +47

      i heard Sniperwold doxxed the hamas tunnels...

    • @noneadinone
      @noneadinone Před 4 měsíci +36

      As a vegan Israeli I can confirm

    • @even_cooler_name_w_israel
      @even_cooler_name_w_israel Před 4 měsíci +1

      DONT LET THEM KNOW@@ppsarrakis

    • @mixmenmix
      @mixmenmix Před 4 měsíci

      YOOO????@@ppsarrakis

  • @noahgolan603
    @noahgolan603 Před 6 měsíci +1266

    can i say, as someone going through this war and struggling with depression over the last few weeks, this really made me laugh. thank you.

    • @raisypaisy5020
      @raisypaisy5020 Před 6 měsíci +122

      You shouldn't have to go through this I wish nothing but the best for you, stay safe Noah 💐

    • @sheepbakovich9886
      @sheepbakovich9886 Před 6 měsíci +14

      which side tho

    • @kingtachalla6181
      @kingtachalla6181 Před 6 měsíci +92

      ​​​@@nettaboyar9870and you repeat brainwashed points lmao both sides have been doing this long before you and I were born there is no Disney version of this war like you want it to be , that's the issue with my fellow country men they try to visualize the war from the perspective of an Disney movie or marvel such a bad way of looking at reality , you can finds videos of both sides celebrating and cheering "erm I didn't see them" only if you want to

    • @tayar3797
      @tayar3797 Před 6 měsíci

      @@nettaboyar9870 i wish life was as black and white as you potray it.

    • @dragonsman4733
      @dragonsman4733 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​​@@nettaboyar9870 it's not all the Palestinians. It's the Hamas, the Palestinian terrorist group, made up of people also indoctrinated with what you said. Both sides just want to be rid of the Hamas, as the terrorist group has killed Palestinian people. Such as when they shot a Palestinian hospital, and blamed it on the Jews to try to get America to ally with them.

  • @aesthetix3398
    @aesthetix3398 Před 5 měsíci +9

    I'm so glad I realize I don’t need to have an opinion on this, people will get mad and offended but that is their problem.

  • @mustafaali6223
    @mustafaali6223 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Love the clip man. I'm gonna share this with everyone I know. Which is a very small list. It's actually just me, my brother and some guy who says he's our long lost cousin. I think he's a liar and saying this just so he doesn't have to pay rent. I know I can just show it to both of them now since they both are looking at screen but I'm gonna use twitter anyways just because it makes me feel like I know some people.

  • @Dominic-he7sg
    @Dominic-he7sg Před 6 měsíci +1209

    There's a difference between not having an opinion, and being hesitant to share that opinion because it's way too nuanced and you are surrounded by the passionate supporters of one side.

    • @Poland4life
      @Poland4life Před 6 měsíci +76

      if youre on the internet you have unlimited access to the information, so not having an opinion is just being too lazy to trouble yourself over something that isn't affecting you

    • @onlinecommentator2616
      @onlinecommentator2616 Před 6 měsíci +266

      ​@@Poland4lifeWhy should anybody trouble themselves over it if it doesn't affect them?

    • @Poland4life
      @Poland4life Před 6 měsíci

      @@onlinecommentator2616 because it's the right thing to do. if you don't care about other people you are an absolute piece of shit. and at some point these things will concern you

    • @error-try-again-later
      @error-try-again-later Před 6 měsíci +217

      Whenever I hear people complain about how their friends "don't care about politics" they're always the type of person who is so fucking obnoxious about their opinions that this is 100% the case lmao

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun Před 6 měsíci

      ​@error-try-again-later lol true, I care what's going on and I have _some_ opinion, but ultimately do not care because it's usually some power hungry dick measuring contest with guys who seriously need chill pills

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Před 6 měsíci +419

    Without exaggeration this was me at work, guy asked for my opinion, told him I didn’t have enough information to form an opinion. Proceeded to then tell me that there are no opinions only facts Even suggesting that both sides shouldn’t kill innocent people triggered him to a primal level lol.

    • @tisvana18
      @tisvana18 Před 6 měsíci +74

      Hell, I have an opinion (albeit one that could be swayed with more info, I admit freely I don’t have enough info), but I won’t share it. It’s neither my place nor anybody else’s business. Real humans are dying, I can’t change it, but they’re dying and suffering regardless. That’s not water cooler chat, that’s a tragedy and my opinion doesn’t matter at the end of the day.
      The only people whose opinions matter are politicians, and the people whose lives are directly involved and effected, because anything else is just people using pain to amuse themselves and start an argument.

    • @keylimepie3143
      @keylimepie3143 Před 6 měsíci +81

      "guy asked for my opinion"
      "Proceeded to then tell me that there are no opinions"
      Then why did he even ask for an opinion?

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 Před 6 měsíci +96

      ​@@keylimepie3143to pick a fight most people just want confirmation of their own opinions or just fight with those that show the tiniest of disagreement

    • @Monitice
      @Monitice Před 6 měsíci

      @@stevejones69420 the bigger ape, wants to be bigger and therefore asks 'smaller apes' to confirm is biggerness and assert the bigger ape title that the bigger ape thinks has.

    • @CajunGator
      @CajunGator Před 5 měsíci

      More like they spent all morning thinking about it after reading social media on the toilet. Because it's so complex of a topic their head just keeps doing circles. They then think about some of the more extremist takes and start to have mental arguments around it, so that when you first have a conversation with them, they've already been having a mental back and forth for at least 2 hours prior. In general, we need to be better at breaking negative feedback loops where we can't break the cycle of thinking about something all day.@@stevejones69420

  • @readyfreddie1256
    @readyfreddie1256 Před 3 měsíci +22

    3:55 this is just how jk rowling names her characters

  • @Little_Horus
    @Little_Horus Před 4 měsíci +9

    4:20 onward was the most intelligent sequence of every air wave in the US. WOW

  • @smilehd3917
    @smilehd3917 Před 6 měsíci +142

    Damn, read it as Isreal vs Palpatine. I need to go back to bed.

    • @le13579
      @le13579 Před 6 měsíci +46

      Now there's a Star Wars sequel worth seeing.

    • @calandianvahaz-lw6co
      @calandianvahaz-lw6co Před 2 měsíci +2

      lol

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Před měsícem +2

      The crossover possibilities are endless, now I want to see Indiana Jones sneaking around the Death Star and using his bullwhip to cross that room where Luke and Leia kissed, or Captain America punching some storm troopers and charging through them with his shield. Hell, you can replace the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi with Hobbits!

    • @boomer8760
      @boomer8760 Před měsícem +2

      Haha me too i read it Israhell vs Palestine

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad Před měsícem

      @@boomer8760just shut up ur not funy

  • @motivationenjoyer9830
    @motivationenjoyer9830 Před 6 měsíci +945

    As a russian, i laughed my ass off on the conclusion

    • @blebikkun
      @blebikkun Před 6 měsíci +26

      ХАХАХАХ ТО ЖЕ САМОЕ, Я ДАВНО ТАК ПРИЯТНО НЕ СМЕЯЛСЯ

    • @yenotov462
      @yenotov462 Před 6 měsíci +13

      я сам удивился пхахахахаха

    • @Davinmk
      @Davinmk Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@blebikkunxaxaxaxa ?

    • @irener.3849
      @irener.3849 Před 6 měsíci +18

      ⁠@@Davinmk Translation: hahahaha. Or bwa-ha-ha-ha. In Russian alphabet sound H is written as X 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 Před 6 měsíci +17

      You are allowed jokes in Russia?

  • @tempacid
    @tempacid Před 3 měsíci +22

    wow this is the only comment section about Israel vs Palestine that I haven't seen people fighting in, damn!

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind Před 2 měsíci

      The comment sections of the news channel TLDR Global are also quite civil compared to the shit show pretty that can be found pretty much every else when it comes to this topic.

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 Před měsícem +1

      About that...

  • @christiandean1099
    @christiandean1099 Před 4 měsíci +7

    This has my sides splitting! I couldn't stop laughing lmao!

  • @redred7702
    @redred7702 Před 6 měsíci +191

    Actually though. Remember, not everyone need to be an extremist. I’d say have at least some opinion and thoughts on important issues such as this, but only AFTER you feel as if you’ve been educated on both sides. Often times, there’s A LOT MORE than 2 sides.

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 Před 6 měsíci +12

      This particular area has at least 10 peoples that could make a claim for this land. We are actually only seeing the surviving 2 groups because the others were killed and driven off.
      You are correct, there are way more than 2 sides.

    • @lovejumanji5
      @lovejumanji5 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@georhodiumgeo9827. How about an anti war extremist ……..lol. Or I’m a peace extremist ! Tagged you for hopes my comment is actually seen . Sin- sor- ship is off the charts

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv Před 5 měsíci +2

      Who would you invite for dinner??

    • @QuantumNeutrino
      @QuantumNeutrino Před 5 měsíci +1

      Just add a more realist question... Do you want to have an opinion or do you want to continue to have a paycheck...? That IS of course depending on who you rub shouders with!

    • @APP-hm6bf
      @APP-hm6bf Před 5 měsíci +1

      Did you know that one side says that only their side is right??

  • @simplesimon8255
    @simplesimon8255 Před 6 měsíci +279

    Zach's deer-in-the-headlights look after each question gets me 😂

    • @Beth_OMette
      @Beth_OMette Před 2 měsíci +4

      we are gonna need an answer...

  • @CactusJack60
    @CactusJack60 Před 5 měsíci

    Seriously thank you for this.

  • @shawnabrody8325
    @shawnabrody8325 Před 2 měsíci

    This is hilarious! Thank you so much!

  • @JRCSalter
    @JRCSalter Před 6 měsíci +517

    Honestly, I know so little about this thing that for me to even attempt to form an opinion would be disastrous.

    • @erezsolomon3838
      @erezsolomon3838 Před 6 měsíci +85

      W stance; based opinion

    • @Elad_S69
      @Elad_S69 Před 6 měsíci +151

      thats totaly ok, the problem is with people who take a side without actually knowing the facts

    • @ffreeze9924
      @ffreeze9924 Před 6 měsíci +43

      I’d recommend checking out the two Andrew Callaghan videos on this. He visits a pro-Israel and pro-palestine rally and asks people in attendance questions and interviews two relevant experts. He does a great job at not pushing a particular narrative deliberately. I personally think that the situation isn’t _that_ complicated, and people who say that are trying to make you scared of attempting to educate yourself. If you want a complicated geopolitical situation, research the Iranian hostage crisis 😉

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Před 6 měsíci +9

      The correct answer is São Tome and Principe

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Před 6 měsíci +2

      🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹❤

  • @AntonSuprun
    @AntonSuprun Před 6 měsíci +160

    That audience lifeline was so funny

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie Před 6 měsíci +6

      Right?!?! Like how did 6 million audience members pick the same answer?

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Před 5 měsíci

      because no one cares about veganism - that's why@@postbunnie

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@postbunnie
      They shared a train of thoughts

    • @johnfrank602
      @johnfrank602 Před měsícem

      @@wintersoldier164that’s outrageous

  • @eloweez8798
    @eloweez8798 Před 5 měsíci +2

    i lost it at the "most dibs" question plssss

  • @derBene
    @derBene Před 5 měsíci +3

    It has been some time since I laughed this much. Thanks. 😄

  • @GrayShadowOfNight
    @GrayShadowOfNight Před 6 měsíci +471

    Having to have an opinion when it's a complex situation with a lot of factors that you do not have the mental space OR time to research ... Leads to so many people spouting so much bullcrap
    I really hate the pressure. Let me be quiet. I'm 100% uninvolved in the situation and do /not/ know what's actually going on over there

    • @sincerelynotme3522
      @sincerelynotme3522 Před 6 měsíci +87

      Yeah and don't want to be like these celebrities who just be saying shit and not actually caring and end up looking like a dumbass because they're not fully aware of what's going on. The situation didn't just happen overnight and is way too complex to say if there is a bad guy or a good guy. I just feel bad for the civilians who have nothing to do with the conflict.

    • @GamingTimothy
      @GamingTimothy Před 6 měsíci +5

      I agree

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 Před 6 měsíci +64

      100% this. Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one. Doesn't mean I want to see them all.
      The only opinion I'll share is that violence is bad actually and war sucks and I want all humans to live safely.

    • @whoistherealmonster4939
      @whoistherealmonster4939 Před 6 měsíci +16

      I still couldn't figure out what's complex about this , it's colonialism, pure and simple.

    • @seven7264
      @seven7264 Před 6 měsíci +34

      When you don’t know about the conflict, people assume that you want to know and proceed to attempt to “educate you” (indoctrinate you into their side). What
      I don’t understand is why people find it so difficult to let people not have a side. I’m not educated, I don’t want to be educated. Leave me be.

  • @caseylavender
    @caseylavender Před 6 měsíci +49

    "Can I phone a friend?" "No." "Don't I have a lifeline?" "You do, but you have no friends"
    DAMN. that one hits hard.

  • @MareeCK2409
    @MareeCK2409 Před měsícem +2

    This was very clever and hilarious. Nicely done.

  • @Sawsz
    @Sawsz Před 22 dny +7

    While I still believe Israel has fucked over Palestine (and my heart goes out for the Palestinian people)
    It is very hard to have an opinion because ppl will fuck you over no matter what you think

    • @nightsfadeaway7873
      @nightsfadeaway7873 Před 20 dny +3

      It’s rightfully and ethnically ours 😅 Be ready for people to come back after stealing their land

    • @Shaunshahriar
      @Shaunshahriar Před 4 dny +2

      ​​@@nightsfadeaway7873austrian painter wants to know your location

    • @Fine173
      @Fine173 Před dnem

      ​@@Shaunshahriar it's right on Mediterranean Sea coast

  • @andrewstich4614
    @andrewstich4614 Před 6 měsíci +377

    My father always told me opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but the trick is not to show yours to anyone else.

    • @tranquilclaws8470
      @tranquilclaws8470 Před 6 měsíci +70

      Dogs might disagree with your father.

    • @dubbyplays
      @dubbyplays Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@tranquilclaws8470 and 99% of streamers having OF + your homies when you show $20 also disagree with his father

    • @ejwillison2001
      @ejwillison2001 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I was taught the same, we’ve all got one and they all stink 😂

    • @StarPlatinum7912
      @StarPlatinum7912 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Is this a jojo reference??

    • @ExpiditionWild
      @ExpiditionWild Před 6 měsíci +1

      Truth will win

  • @zeldris478
    @zeldris478 Před 6 měsíci +41

    ''who is in this audience?'' 💀

  • @Tommyfrompeaky
    @Tommyfrompeaky Před 25 dny +2

    To be away from every conflict
    1. D
    2. C
    3. D
    4. C
    5. D 😢
    6. No not at any cost
    7. Wtf is this??

  • @livinglifeleona
    @livinglifeleona Před 5 měsíci +1

    One of the most unique senses of humor on CZcams. Zach's a genius.

  • @JesusChristDenton_7
    @JesusChristDenton_7 Před 6 měsíci +31

    "The World doesn't care about right or wrong. It's all about power. And right now, none of us have it."
    - Adam Jensen

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Před 6 měsíci +491

    I think I've "picked a side" after researching the history, but this video still resonates bc there's always someone who feels like you haven't picked hard enough 💀

    • @asmameftah7988
      @asmameftah7988 Před 6 měsíci +132

      Since you said you researched the history, I'm gonna guess you picked Palestine , which is the right side.

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Před 6 měsíci +26

      ​@@asmameftah7988Man are you Palestinees?

    • @asmameftah7988
      @asmameftah7988 Před 6 měsíci +56

      @@Anty_Praza I'm not a man + does it matter if I was or not?

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Před 6 měsíci +38

      @@asmameftah7988 Yes, your nationality matters.

    • @asmameftah7988
      @asmameftah7988 Před 6 měsíci +25

      @@Anty_Praza why is that?

  • @armageddonready4071
    @armageddonready4071 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I hate everyone equally, until you give me a reason to like you.

    • @vpxluv
      @vpxluv Před 5 měsíci

      Fair enough

  • @tiredbanana2292
    @tiredbanana2292 Před 5 měsíci +4

    The way I chuckled out loud when he said, “Sniperwolf, that is correct” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jibreeshartwork9342
    @jibreeshartwork9342 Před 6 měsíci +739

    Thank God some people understand that this conflict is so complicated that they don't have to have an opinion on it.
    Especially when they don't know anything about it...

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 Před 6 měsíci +88

      I can't speak for Zach but I think there are a lot of us that have opinions on specific issues and are very well informed on this but we refuse to take a side in black and white terms.
      It's like watching children fighting. At some point you want to send them both to time out...
      Timmy, it was wrong for you to hit Sarah with your toy truck. Sarah, that didn't mean it was OK to choke Timmy out.
      Not taking a firm stance on one side or the other doesn't equate to being uninformed. I've found the most black and white people are typically the least informed.

    • @Rainbowhawk1993
      @Rainbowhawk1993 Před 6 měsíci +54

      It’s like WW1. Both sides are fighting over something that can be seen as meaningless in the long run while all the civilians on both sides suffer.

    • @honkie
      @honkie Před 6 měsíci

      It's really not that complicated 💀 one side is going through modern day genocide and the other side is supporting it.

    • @honkie
      @honkie Před 6 měsíci +75

      ​@@Rainbowhawk1993yes except one side has way more lethal weapons than the other

    • @funwithakthechannelwherean4510
      @funwithakthechannelwherean4510 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@honkieprobably because the other is a terrorist organization lol. They're not gonna get much funding from western nations and what funding they do get they use on guerilla warfare.💁‍♂️

  • @marcusbudde1944
    @marcusbudde1944 Před 6 měsíci +431

    this was a brave ass video to make

  • @Sentient-potato
    @Sentient-potato Před měsícem +3

    This is a surprisingly neutral comment section… good jobs

  • @banda3111
    @banda3111 Před 5 dny +1

    thank you bro the amount of times i’ve been called an evil psychopath for this 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sad_and_gay
    @sad_and_gay Před 6 měsíci +27

    You made my day. After hearing non-stop about this war and the conflict, your video is like a fresh water or something, loved it.

  • @k.t.aidara3989
    @k.t.aidara3989 Před 6 měsíci +37

    the constant shade being thrown at sniperwolf was pure gold

  • @SonOfLaughter07
    @SonOfLaughter07 Před 2 měsíci +9

    it's a war and people are dying it's not a sport

    • @Y0M45U
      @Y0M45U Před 2 měsíci +8

      womp womp

    • @Muslim_Islam142
      @Muslim_Islam142 Před 2 měsíci +13

      ​@@Y0M45UYou are immature. And if you think you are funny, dead wrong.

    • @Y0M45U
      @Y0M45U Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Muslim_Islam142 sorry i dont talk to strangers

    • @Muslim_Islam142
      @Muslim_Islam142 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Y0M45U Interesting because you have done that twice now. And technically you aren't talking to me, you are chatting with me.

    • @Y0M45U
      @Y0M45U Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Muslim_Islam142 yo no hablo ingles

  • @XavierSchwartzTheOriginal
    @XavierSchwartzTheOriginal Před měsícem

    I haven't laughed this hard at one of your vids since last year. And i laughed Really Rough Zach like damn bro i wanted to laugh out loud but im on the bus and it's quiet as hell in here 🚌

  • @xjgal7702
    @xjgal7702 Před 6 měsíci +85

    Just saw you in Target, shout out for making me laugh my guy. If you see this then you’ll know it’s true hahaha

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  Před 6 měsíci +44

      This totally made my day 😂, yeah you absolutely did haha.

    • @ledderfayes
      @ledderfayes Před 6 měsíci +21

      This is a certified SSSniperwolf moment

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Před 5 měsíci

      he just showed up to talk it out@@ledderfayes

  • @canyons0ng_irl
    @canyons0ng_irl Před 6 měsíci +27

    This is the first video in a long time that has made me audibly laugh out loud. Nice work Zach.

  • @Cave4Life
    @Cave4Life Před 5 měsíci +4

    The correct answer is A.

  • @thebe_stone
    @thebe_stone Před 24 dny +2

    I hate that the size of the question box is so inconsistent.

  • @sploofmcsterra4786
    @sploofmcsterra4786 Před 6 měsíci +355

    Imagine not viewing an incredibly complex issue that is developing and shrouded in the fog of war as completely black and white while being fully confident in your opinion.

    • @us3rnam3333
      @us3rnam3333 Před 6 měsíci +75

      Genocide isn’t complex

    • @thisisme5487
      @thisisme5487 Před 6 měsíci +32

      ​@@us3rnam3333You would accept the blame and ensuing consequences of your governments actions regardless of their contradiction to your own principles?

    • @Misbah_Queen
      @Misbah_Queen Před 6 měsíci

      @@thisisme5487 Palestinians Are Arabs, And Therefore, They Do Have a Rightful Claim To The Land Of Palestine. They Have Lived There For Generations, Long Before The Arrival Of The Israelis. It Is Their Ancestral Home, a Place They Have Cherished, But Israelis, On The Other Hand, Do Not Have The Right To The Land Of Palestine, As Their Origins Home Lie In Europe, And Israelis Are Fake Jews, As They Do Not Believe In Jesus, And Israel Is Using Judaism To Take The Land Of Palestinians, As If Israel Did Not Used Judaism, Then They Cannot Even Try To Take The Land Of Palestinians, And Also Can No One See That Jews Who Try To Speak Up For The Rights Of Palestinians Are Labeled As 'Crazy' Or 'Terrorists.' It Is a Blatant Attempt To Silence Those Who Dare To Stand Against This Injustice.
      The Quran Prohibits Attacking Anyone Unless We Are Attacked First. In The Quran, Allah Says: "Fight In The Cause Of Allah Only Against Those Who Wage War Against You, But Do Not Exceed The Limits. Verily, Allah Does Not Like Transgressors." And "And If They Incline To Peace, Then Incline To It And Trust In Allah. Verily, He Is The Hearing, The Knowing." So We Are Only Allowed To Defend Ourselves If We Are Attacked By Non-Muslims,
      But We Are Not Allowed To Initiate Violence Or Aggression Against Non-Muslims, But We Are Allowed To Fight In Defense Of Our Families And Property And We Are Also Allowed To Fight To Defend Our Religion From People Who Will Attack It Or TO LIBERATE PEOPLE FROM OPPRESSION,
      However Even In These Cases, We Are Still Required To Avoid Excessive Violence And To Show Mercy To Our Enemies. Islam Is a Religion Of JUSTICE, Peace And Tolerance, And We Are Only Allowed To Fight In Self-defense Or IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS, And We Are Not Allowed To Initiate Violence Or Aggression Against Anyone.
      So, Hamas Has The Right To Fight BACK Israel TO LIBERATE PALESTINIANS FROM OPPRESSION, As Hamas Is An Islamic RESISTANCE MOVEMENT, And I Will Not Call Hamas, 'Evil' Or 'Terrorists' And Hamas Did Not Attack For No Reason, Did They Forget? Or They Do Not Know? That Israelis Was Attacking And Killing Palestinians And Taking The Home Of Palestinians Before Even Hamas Attacks Them And There Is a Lot Of Fake Information About Hamas By Israel, The United States And Their Allies, So They Can Justify The Killing Of Palestinians, So Do Not Get Fool By Them.
      For The Jews, Who Believe That Israel Is The Beacon Of 'Hope' For Jews, I Implore You To Think Again. It Is Crucial That Every One Of You Understands That Israel Is Using Your Religion, Judaism, As a Tool To Seize The Land Of The Palestinians.
      Without The Manipulation Of Your Faith, They Would Not Be Able To Exert Their Control Over The Palestinian Territories, And Why Can't You See That The Jews Who Dare To Speak Up For The Rights Of Palestinians Are Labeled As 'Crazy' And 'Terrorists'? It Is a Grave Injustice! Israel Does Not Represent The Hope Of The Jewish People.
      They Are Merely Exploiting Your Beliefs To Further Their Own Agenda, So It Is Time To Open Your Eyes And Recognize The Truth. Israel Is Not The Savior You've Been Led To Believe. They Are The Oppressors, Using Their Power To Subjugate An Entire Population.
      In a Place Known As Palestine, Christians, Muslims, And Jews Coexisted Harmoniously. It Was The 1800s, And The Region Was Under The Rule Of The Ottoman Empire. While, a Bearded Individual Named Theodor Herzl Founded Zionism, a Movement That Aspired To Create a Homeland For Jews, a Place Exclusively For Their Kind.
      World War I Came And Went, And The Allies Emerged Victorious. England Saw The Beautiful Land And Decided, "Hey, This Land Should Be Mine." Yet, Despite Colonization, It Retained The Name Palestine. The Promise Of a Zionist State Was Made By a Man Who Had No Right To The Land.
      As The Years Passed, More And More Jews Sought Refuge In Palestine, Which Was Perfectly Acceptable Until Their Intentions Turned Toward Seizing The Land From Its Rightful Owners. The Year 1948 Marked a Turning Point When Israel Forcefully Established Itself As a 'State'. Thousands Of Palestinians Were Forced To Flee Their Homes Just To Survive, Denied The Right To Return, The Right To Have a Home, Or The Right To Fight For Their Own Land.
      Israel's Expansion Continued, Forming An Apartheid State That Defied Basic Principles Of Humanity And Dignity. To Label This Situation a 'Conflict' Is Nothing Short Of Insanity. The Time Has Come To Change Our Perspective.
      One Day, Palestine Will Regain Its Freedom, So Be On The Right Side Of History
      You’re Not Antisemitist If You Stand Against War Crimes
      Don’t Be Brainwashed By The People Who Hate Palestine, And Also Don’t Be Brainwashed By The People Who Have Been Brainwashed By Israel, The United States And Their Allies, As Now You Can See For Yourself The Truth About The Story Of Palestine.
      Many Jewish People Who Called Palestine Their Home Have Now Embraced Islam. Before The Israelis Came, Muslims And Jews Lived Side By Side In Harmony. But Now, Their Peaceful Coexistence Has Been Shattered By The Aggressive Actions Of The Israeli Government.
      It Is a Fallacy To Claim That The Israeli-Palestinian War Is "Complex." In Reality, It Is a Matter Of One Party, [That Is Israeli] Unlawfully Occupying And Oppressing The Other Party, [Palestinian].
      Those Who Label It As Complex Are Simply Unaware Of The Simple Truth That This War Can Be Resolved By Israel Returning The Land To The Palestinians. The United States, Instead Of Supporting Israel's Occupation, Should Play a Role In Facilitating Israelis In Establishing a New Home In Europe. This Would Be a Much More Just And Peaceful Solution.
      I, Too, Yearn For Peace, Not War. It Is My Fervent Hope That The Israeli Government Who Is Responsible For Perpetuating This War Will Listen To The Cries Of Millions And Put An End To The Suffering. I Implore Israelis, The United States, And Their Allies To Stop This War And Seek a Just Resolution For The Sake Of Allah, Who Is Our Only One True God.

    • @memzex2918
      @memzex2918 Před 6 měsíci

      @@thisisme5487what government? Palestinians don’t have any gov that supports them they don’t have an army they don’t have shit

    • @turniue
      @turniue Před 6 měsíci

      You are a coward.

  • @bencox3641
    @bencox3641 Před 6 měsíci +111

    If I had a nickel for every-time someone calls me a commie who should move to another country, I will be able to buy my own country.

    • @arcoiriserin
      @arcoiriserin Před 6 měsíci +7

      No, brother...work, work work...harder...harder still...then one day you will be able to acheive the American dream of your own home. It's so easy to do...we're all waiting for you. And if you break down your body to take care of others for a "living" then find yourself dying in an ER with a ruptured appendix for over 30 hrs bc they're not sure insurance will pay for it...that's ok. Who doesn't love a little masochistic pain and suffering? Ps. Incidentally, any posy I make questioning the validity of the American dream or referencing how our school's goals are for us to be stupid...speak only english...find nowhere on a map, bc Rockefeller said he wanted a nation of workers, not a nation of thinkers...so far CZcams has not allowed these comments from me

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@arcoiriserin Communism could have been better but theres no chance of it after Papa USSR fell and family of communist countries that had a dream of no class oppression got betrayed.
      it is what it is.

    • @ACatt-po1gf
      @ACatt-po1gf Před 6 měsíci

      I just tell them “yeah, I do want to leave. But im stuck here with you fashies.”

    • @4skin595
      @4skin595 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Don't you mean OUR Home?

    • @adamuadamu5081
      @adamuadamu5081 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Dont you mean, 'If WE had a nickel'?

  • @mattman15
    @mattman15 Před 4 měsíci +6

    1:40. I thought you’d put Sssniperwolf in as a joke. The fact that it was an actual option got me laughing my butt off. The audience should’ve voted C.

  • @SagoDave
    @SagoDave Před 5 měsíci

    Best thing I've seen in a while. Kind of genius.

  • @Evilofhumanity
    @Evilofhumanity Před 6 měsíci +69

    1:59 *SSSniperwolf, for sure.*
    Edit: I was fucking correct 💀💀😭

  • @steffenjensen422
    @steffenjensen422 Před 6 měsíci +182

    THANK YOU!
    I'm tired of having to pick a side. We desperately need to *overcome* conflicts.
    The problem is that both sides will paint you as evil for not aligning with them which is even more difficult than aligning with one side - at least only half of all people hate you - but in reality working on overcoming the divide and being critical but faur to all parties is the most moral thing to do and we need people to speak out in favor.
    Recently I've seen this sentiment more in the public sphere and I think it might be time for us to overcome the polarization of the past years

    • @signlessnyx
      @signlessnyx Před 6 měsíci +28

      So you're a coward who thinks being hated is more important than people dying??

    • @steffenjensen422
      @steffenjensen422 Před 6 měsíci +56

      @@signlessnyx way to miss the point.
      People die because of conflict. Simply aligning with one side doesn't solve the conflict. In order to do that, we need to overcome the division in the first place but if you try that, both sides will hate and fight you so it's more difficult than simply choosing one.

    • @roadkill1172
      @roadkill1172 Před 6 měsíci +23

      @@signlessnyx Well done for proving their point

    • @signlessnyx
      @signlessnyx Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@roadkill1172 there's wasn't a meaning to that "point"

    • @leeswecho
      @leeswecho Před 6 měsíci +12

      I think what has happened is that the Information Age rewards those who act first and think later (if at all). The loudest get heard the most. On the internet, if you don't post, you don't exist. And so our collective zeitgeist is getting skewed in favor of the people who have strong opinions on everything.

  • @Londronable
    @Londronable Před 5 měsíci +3

    I can't be the only one who just thinks he's not informed enough to have an opinion, right?

    • @The_silliest_silly_
      @The_silliest_silly_ Před 5 měsíci

      yep

    • @unoriginalname3442
      @unoriginalname3442 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Informed enough to recognize what both sides are doing to civilians is fucked; not informed enough to choose a “side”.

  • @rayzain7686
    @rayzain7686 Před 4 měsíci +7

    3:01 As a Muslim I agree with that.

  • @matthewnonoo9238
    @matthewnonoo9238 Před 6 měsíci +230

    What a legend! How does this man never fail at comedy??

  • @billiem2372
    @billiem2372 Před 6 měsíci +279

    You can hate the Israeli government without hating Israeli people, and you can hate Hamas without hating Palestinian people.
    There's so much political autism out there it makes common sense an endangered species

    • @Dunger974
      @Dunger974 Před 6 měsíci +16

      Yeah war is really sad

    • @Environmental-Time
      @Environmental-Time Před 6 měsíci

      i hate all governments and terrorist organisations like hamas so…

    • @wow2031
      @wow2031 Před 5 měsíci +62

      No problem with hating the Israeli government. I'm an Israeli who Hates it. I have a problem with those who say that they are anti zionist but don't have problem with the Israelis. If you belive that the Jews shouldn't have a country at all, you do have a problem with the Israelis.

    • @billiem2372
      @billiem2372 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@wow2031 I don't know every nitty gritty detail about the politics of Israel, I just think there's enough space for everyone.

    • @wow2031
      @wow2031 Před 5 měsíci +17

      @@billiem2372 you are fine and that's a good general way of looking at this conflict

  • @leawinemoon4990
    @leawinemoon4990 Před měsícem +1

    What a genius ! I'm sooo impressed !! 🤣
    The humor has become so bland. Luckily you're here and by chance I found you. ❤

  • @bojandimitrieskimilenkovic9226

    That was actually kinda nice, I like it. Thanks 👍

  • @synchronium24
    @synchronium24 Před 6 měsíci +91

    Not having an opinion is fine. I only get pissed when people give obviously biased or uninformed opinions.

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 Před 6 měsíci +15

      When someone brings it up I know immediately if I'll be learning something new or just walking off frustrated.
      If you can see an overwhelmed expression as they start to recall centuries of history, then I know I'll enjoy an in depth conversation about a complicated history.
      If on the other hand their face takes that confident look of a fith grader that is certain of an easy question the teacher asked, yeah they got nothing to teach me. I'm going to hear opinions and platitudes until I get frustrated and act like I have to go poop and walk off.
      Such is life...

    • @s.b.662
      @s.b.662 Před 6 měsíci

      Not having an opinion is definitely not fine! This is what enables this genocide. You don't look away in the face of oppression! is not complicated once you are educated. I used to think it's complicated but then I looked into it. The opression of Palestinians started in 1948 with the massacer of Deir Yassin. Please look it up. The illegal occupation started in 1967. Hams only exists since 1987. So you see Hamas is a direct result of oppression. The occupation of the West Bank is brutal and the Blockade of Gaza inhuman. Please look up B'tselem, Breaking the Silence, Gisha and Eye on Palestine

    • @Mirage-pz
      @Mirage-pz Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@georhodiumgeo9827no such thing. They gonna bring up history to the point its actually irrelevant if you take a step back. Same thing in ukraine russia. They bring up history 1000 years ago.... its a form of distraction not to mention the logic fallcy they gonna slip in

    • @elianes5505
      @elianes5505 Před měsícem

      Aren't most opinions supposed to be biased to some degree?

  • @jlpsinde
    @jlpsinde Před 6 měsíci +68

    Great Zach!!!!

    • @ibrahimali7505
      @ibrahimali7505 Před 6 měsíci +1

      how

    • @thatoneguyPCB
      @thatoneguyPCB Před 6 měsíci +1

      the video was posted 2 mins ago but it says ur comme- whaaaa

    • @Styxied
      @Styxied Před 6 měsíci +1

      How did he post this comment before the video

    • @sandhamitizer9706
      @sandhamitizer9706 Před 6 měsíci

      Witchcraft.

    • @ForestFire369
      @ForestFire369 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@StyxiedThe video was uploaded to a private audience before it was available publically. The upload time is when it was made public

  • @local_ITA
    @local_ITA Před 5 měsíci +2

    PREACH NEUTRALITY
    PREACH NON-VIOLENCE
    PREACH NON-ALIGNMENT
    PREACH PEACE
    Dont get involved in foreign wars too much.

  • @IbokRock811
    @IbokRock811 Před 14 dny +1

    The music kills me every time 😭

  • @randomvideos9776
    @randomvideos9776 Před 6 měsíci +28

    hey he filmed horizontally like mia khalifa said to 5:17

  • @natvasch6399
    @natvasch6399 Před 5 měsíci +19

    The delay between question and answer music is the best part for me😂

  • @leephillips4402
    @leephillips4402 Před měsícem +1

    You should release this as a board game.