Atheists vs Christians after we find out we're in a simulation
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As a programmer, this is a laugh. Very nice idea. Islam says hi you infidel hihihihihi!
Price of it is….
Jesus loves you guys
you fcked my mind dude xd well done ! lmfao
Can't believe he found a way to make everyone right and wrong at the same time.
There should be a philosophical term for it
Almost as if it could be applied to a binary notation that was both true and not true unless observed?
@@neiana I think I know what to call it, "Schrodingers Cat"
Wow this is the most likes on a comment Ive ever gotten
@@f22araptor22 Schrodingers God
Christians: Told you there was a creator.
Atheist: his name is Kevin and we're literally a school project.
Still a creator
Damn didn’t know you watched the video too
Never said we weren’t
Scientologists be like
still created.
6 days? Thats rookie procrastination, i did my end of semester paper in 5 hours and it actually went well
5 hours? Try 10 minutes, and that Includes the time it takes to send it in 😂
But does your paper include the creation of sentient human beings?
@@christophersuto3263 We ain't that complicated man.
Some people work better with a lots of preparation and taking their time, others work better under extreme pressure and leaving things to the last minute.
Try an engineering Bachelor's thesis in 72 hours... also went well (to my surprise)
Didn’t know that I was gonna get an existential crisis from watching a comedy video
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@@jamessirot854 :D
“He was doing the lords work”
“He was doing his senior project”
Had me dead
*Imagine, if you died right now; where would your soul go for eternity? Was everything you ever did, without purpose, and never really mattered; or will you just stop existing, after you draw your last breath? Think about this carefully, it is the most important question of your life. There is only one chance to get it right, and it is in this lifetime. Do not be deceived: God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. Heaven is real; place of eternal bliss, peace, joy, and perfection. Hell is real; place of eternal suffering, torment, despair, and agony. You’re going to spend your eternity, in one of those places. God's will is, that nobody would perish. One day; each and every one of us, must appear before The Judgement Seat of The Holy Righteous God, and to give an account, how we have lived our lives. The only way to get to Heaven is, if you’ve never broken any part of The God’s Law, in other words, if you’re without sin; and every single one of us have sinned, and fall short of The Glory of God. Not one person, who’s not born again from above, of The Holy Spirit of God, and is still in their sins; can not inherit The Kingdom of God; for the wages of sin is death, and eternal damnation: Our sins separates us from God. It is appointed for every single person, to die once: After that; comes The Judgement, of The Holy Almighty God.*
*But The Heavenly Father in His love and mercy, sent His only begotten Son; Jesus Christ, to atone for our sins: He left Heaven’s Throne, was God in flesh, conceived by The Holy Spirit, born of a virgin; lived a holy perfect life, while being in same temptations as we are, yet without sin; was condemned unjustly to death, although being innocent; was beaten, mocked, flogged, and crucified on the cross, and gave up His life and Blood willingly on our behalf; for there is no forgiveness of sins, without the shedding of blood: But Christ; The Spotless and Unblemished Lamb of God, The Final Perfect Sacrifice once and for all; took the punishment of our sins on the cross, sacrificed Himself for us, and paid the sin debt in full; past, present, and future; so we can be forgiven of all our sins, and be redeemed back to God; after the fall in Paradise, by satan's tempting; through The Holy Precious Blood, which Jesus shed on the middle cross at Golgotha; in His everlasting love, towards every single one of us.*
*If you truly change your mind from your unbelief towards The Lord Jesus Christ, The Holy One of Israel; and believe, have faith, and trust, with all your heart; that Jesus Christ of Nazareth, The King Messiah; The only begotten Son, of The one and only True Living God; was crucified on the middle cross at Golgotha, died on the cross for our sins, was buried, rose from the dead by God’s power on the third day, according to The Holy Bible, and by faith receive Him as your personal Lord and Savior; through The Holy Royal Blood of The Lord Jesus Christ; you will be saved, and are born again from above, of The Holy Spirit of God. Every sin, that weighs down your inner being; even the ones, you never dare to speak of; will be forgiven. Change your mind from your unbelief towards The Lord Jesus Christ, believe The Gospel, follow The Lord Jesus Christ; and you will spend your eternity in Heaven, with our Holy Almighty God; where is no more death, sorrow, pain nor crying.*
*John 3:16 - For God so loved the world; that He gave His only begotten Son, (Jesus Christ); that whoever believes in Him; will not perish (in Hell); but have everlasting life (in Heaven).*
*John 14:6 - The Lord Jesus Christ; said to him: ''I am The Way, The Truth, and The Life: No one comes to The Father (in Heaven); but by Me.''*
*John 6:47 - (The Lord Jesus Christ; said to them:) ''Most assuredly, I say to you: He, that believes in Me; has everlasting life.''*
*John 3:3 - The Lord Jesus Christ answered; and said to him: ''Most assuredly, I say to you: Except someone is born again (from above, of The Holy Spirit of God); he cannot see The Kingdom of God.''*
*1. John 5:12 - He, who has The (only begotten) Son (of God, Jesus Christ); has (everlasting) life: And he, who does has not have The Son of God; has not (everlasting) life. **_(Religion or churches, is not what saves us: Salvation is a Person; our Lord and our God: Jesus Christ. We have connection to The Father God; through His Son, Jesus Christ; in The Holy Spirit. It is not about being outwardly religious: It is; that everyone of us, would have a personal relationship with God.)_*
*The Book of Acts 4:12 - Nor is there salvation in any other: For there is no other name under Heaven given among men, (only The Lord Jesus Christ), which we must be saved.*
*Romans 10:9 - That if you confess with your mouth, The Lord Jesus; and believe in your heart, that God has raised Him from the dead; you will be saved.*
*Romans 10:13 - For whoever calls on the Name of The LORD (Jesus Christ); will be saved.*
*Romans 8:1-2 - Therefore; there is now no condemnation to them, who are in Christ Jesus; (who are born again from above; of The Holy Spirit of God): For the law of The Spirit of life, in Christ Jesus: Has made me free; from the law of sin, and death.*
*Romans 5:1 - Therefore, being justified by faith: We have peace with God; through our Lord, Jesus Christ.*
*Ephesians 2:8-10 - For it is by grace, you have been saved, through faith; and that not of yourselves; it is The Gift of God: Not of works; so no one can boast. For we are God’s workmanship, created in Christ Jesus; for good works, which God has prepared beforehand; that we should walk in them. **_(According to The Holy Bible: Salvation is completely, entirely, and 100%; by belief, faith, and trust, in The Lord Jesus Christ, by His mercy, and His finished Work of The Cross; God sees us worthy in Christ. Not one of us have lived, and will not live completely sinless; even after being born again: Only The Lord Jesus Christ lived a perfect sinless life, and fullfilled The Law perfectly. We can not earn salvation by our good deeds, and we are not kept saved by our good deeds. God has given us free will, how faithfully we want to follow Him. Forsaking sins is absolutely God’s will, but sometimes it can take a long time, and if we continue to live in sin on purpose, and intentionally: We will reap, what we sow; but God is yet merciful, and longsuffering. Even if we are bound by alcohol, drugs, lust, homosexuality, or any other sin; but we believe, have faith, and trust, with all our heart and soul in Jesus Christ, as our Lord and Savior; We don’t have even the smallest fear Hell; but access to Heaven, thanks to our Lord, Jesus Christ: For Christ’s Holy Divine Blood, has washed all our sins away; and we have been sealed, secured, and sanctified eternally, with The God’s Holy Spirit of promise; which quarantees our inheritance, of The Kingdom of The Merciful, Holy, Almighty God. Belief, faith, and trust, in The Lord Jesus Christ + nothing else = Salvation.)_*
*Titus 3:5 - Not by works of righteousness, which we have done; but according to His mercy: The Lord Jesus Christ saved us; by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of The Holy Spirit.*
*Romans 5:8 - But God demonstrates His great love toward us, in that; while we were still sinners: The Lord Jesus Christ died for us.*
*Isaiah 1:18 - ''Come now, and let us reason together. ''Says The LORD (Jesus Christ: The Merciful, Almighty God): ''Though your sins are like scarlet; they will be as white as snow: Though they are red like crimson; they will be as wool.''*
*1. Timothy 2:5 - For there is one God, (God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob), (Jacob = Israel), and one Mediator, between God and men: The Man Christ Jesus. **_(There is only one God, in three different Persons: The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. This is called; The Holy Trinity, or; The Holy Tri Unity. There are not three different Gods: But only one God; in three different Persons.)_*
*The Book of Revelation 1:8 - (The Lord Jesus Christ; The Lion of Judah; said:) ''I am The Alpha, and The Omega; The Beginning, and The Ending.'' Says The Lord God: ''Who is, and who was, and who is to come: The Almighty.'' (The King of Kings, and Lord of Lords: The Most High God)*
*1. Peter 5:8 - Be sober minded, be vigilant: Because your adversary; the devil, (or satan, which means; accuser, or adversary); walks about, like a roaring lion: Seeking; whom he may devour.*
*John 10:10 - (The Lord Jesus Christ; The Prince of Peace; said:) ''The thief, (satan), does not come; except to steal, to kill, and to destroy: I have come, that they may have life; and that they may have it more abundantly.''*
*Ephesians 6:12 -For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood; but against principalities; against powers; against the rulers, of the darkness of this world; against the spiritual forces of evil, in the heavenly places.*
*Isaiah 41:10 - (The Lord Jesus Christ; The God of The Heavenly Armies; said:) ''Do not be afraid; for I am with you: Do not be intimidated; for I am your God: I will strengthen you, yes; I will help you: I will uphold you, with My righteous right hand.''*
*Isaiah 54:10 - ''For the mountains may depart, and the hills may be removed: But My unfailing love for you; will never be shaken: And My Covenant of Peace; will never be removed.'' Says the LORD; who has mercy on you.''*
*The Book of Revelation 22:12 - (The Lord Jesus Christ: The Maker of all, and everything; that ever exists, that has ever existed, and that will ever exist: The Holy Almighty God; said:) ''And, behold; I come quickly, and My reward is with Me: To give every man; according, as his work shall be.''*
*The LORD bless you, and keep you; The LORD make His face shine upon you, and be gracious to you; The LORD lift up His countenance upon you, and give you peace; In Jesus Christ’s Holy, Royal, Merciful, All Powerful, and Mighty Name, Amen.*
@@HalleluYAH7 thanks for the manuscript, but I honestly don’t plan on reading it.
Perhaps consider shortening or providing resources instead of full manuscripts to spread your message. I don’t identify myself as a Christian personally, and I’m sure there are several others who share similar stances.
Anyway, much love and joy my friend
Always annoying when it’s obvious there are other posts but one just isn’t showing. What was the gist of the manuscript?
@@skycastrum5803 it was probably removed for spam. It was a really long post quoting the Bible and spreading biblical ideas. It was like 12 paragraphs long and had nothing to do with the video.
@@-nivek6489 just curious..... What verse did the person quote?
comparing biblical events to crunching a school project out last minute is so genius
@@tiagocosta8483 If you’re mentioning darkmatter2525 you can’t ignore the one where this concept about god having a god is also made. I can’t spoil who’s the “top god” there though. ;)
@@secretiveplotter1474 👌👌
@@tiagocosta8483 It's called "Power Corrupts"
Genesis 1:1 -
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Christians have always believed that reality was a simulation.
We are in a created environment, the product of God's voice. The universe is not base reality, it is a dependent reality.
And it's very similar to a simulation in the sense that we cannot exist apart from God.
Things Jesus said:
"The world hates me because I testify about it that it's works are evil"
"Don't be surprised when the world hates you, it hated me first"
"If any man looks at a woman with lust he has already committed adultery in his heart with her."
"Unless you eat my body and drink my blood you have no life in you"
"Those that believe the Son have eternal life, those that do not obey the Son will not see life but the wrath of God abides on them"
"Unless you believe in me you will die in your sins"
"Unless you repent you will likewise perish"
Fun fact, if we ever reach a height of technology where a completely realistic simulation of the universe is possible, then the odds of us being in a simulation are pretty much 100%.
So because we can make a simulation perfectly, it means we must be in one too?
@@Puggylord316 i mean statistically yeh
@@superbros5794Not really, who there can't be an infinite loop of simulations, there has to be a real world somewhere
@@bruhmoment3478nut the chance we are a real world will be like 1 in inf which is why i said statistically yeh
No, at that point the world would be a real world.
As an atheist, I'm laughing so hard at this😂😂😂
See you on Level 63
Same
As a Christian I am laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂
same
Same
I can’t even tell you how frustrated I would be if this really is the afterlife lol
Edit: Warning the replies are extremely toxic 😬
I mean everyone is right sooo...
Same lol
I guess we'll just have to wait and see
Oh...oh man are you in for it lol
@@RedBloodAura death is when the test finished and when we can go through the answers. Hope you picked right or guessed right :p
Man made me laugh and gave me existential crisis at the same time.
Agreed this was both shockingly deep and simultaneously retarded… in a humorous way 😂
so realisitc thought!
I know right? omg... I'm dying..
Yep
Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps
Love the emphasis on "above the clouds" even though that is the layman stereo type and not what gets talked about at all lol. Great video.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 why was this replied onto my comment exactly? More importantly you need to work on your preaching style as truth or not leading with needing to repent sure sounds like a conqueror and not a shepherd to people. Also knowing when and where is a good time to do it. That is IF you actually care at all about bringing more people to the light of God that is. If you don't then you are yet another holy hypocrite.
@@benjaminfrost2780 I care about you Benjamin
God through the Holy Spirit has shown me several things relating to the afterlife with the purpose of convincing people like yourself. Stuff like Heaven and Hell, Angels, and evil Spirits the Lord Jesus (not worthy at all), a miracle happened to me that saved my life (thank you God) & so much more. I am more than happy to give further details.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I am not asking for your personal story. Your youtube name and picture chosen and saying you have been chosen to convince people like myself....."stuff" is so vague. No thanks. Unless you can reply with what "people" I am like by your own words and be completely accurate. I am not interested in fakes. Pretenders that use religion to get attention, power, influence, or money are a dime a dozen in the world and make it that much harder to bring people to the actual faith.
@@benjaminfrost2780 I wouldn;t waste my time if you weren't worth every second because you arre a valuable human being made in God's image. I want to shake your hand in heaven and say you made it, Jesus loves you and wants to save you
This is the best simulation hypothesis comedy skit i have ever watched. You are good!!!
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 You can just say you hate people
@@mane53017 I don't hate you if i hated you i wouldnt preach
If I knew you were in the way of incoming traffic id pull you out of the way. Likewise, if you were in a burning building, I’d pull you out as well. What you don’t realise is your soul is on fire hence the preaching. The word of God is offensive to you right now but once you become a Christian you will realise the awesomeness of God and what love really is.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363Great reply!
"It's still a creator."
"It's fking Kevin."
"He was doing the lord's work."
"He was doing his senior project."
This was so funny to me for some reason and I watched this part like 20 times XD
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you
God does not owe us more evidence for his power other than the gigantic Planet full of amazing creatures on which He has placed us.
He does not owe us more instructions than those that he wrote in the Bible.
He does not owe us more warning than that which is provided by everyone's conscience before they take any action.
Surrender while you can.
Yeah…. No. The simple and obvious answer is if life wasn’t possible in this beautiful ball we wouldn’t be here to assign it to some nonexistent god. Don’t spend your life devoted to some fantasy because it’s all you get. Whether that concept terrifys you or not.@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 I accept the punishment. Anyway, I can't avoid it, so let's do this. I still have the "moral high ground"
@@conundrum60690 Just answer the questions, please?
I don't debate the obvious.
If the planet full of amazing creatures is not enough evidence for you. Then your problem is not an intellectual one, it's a moral one.
Let's make a religion out of this. Let's call it the hierarchical quantum deity existentialism.
Technically you can’t be wrong following this religion so sign me up 🤣
"you can make a religion out of thi-"
*"no don't"*
I'm ALL ABOUT Deep Quantum Subjective Reality Manifestation Mechanics: QM
@@Boiled_Pizza YES
Where do I sign?
"Different folders! That's like different universes!"
"never said it was all the stuff was the same universe"
*He has a point*
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
Yeah, someone should look into that… 😂
Amen!
@@CarbonatedCondensation God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
@@isheworthy
Make sure as a you are a repentant Christian. Read the Bible daily and pray often throughout the day, the devil is trying to make lukewarm Christians everywhere.
If you tell everyone that you are a mechanic but day in and out, you do the work of an accountant are you truly a mechanic? No, you are an accountant. Likewise, a Christian by name who lives contrary to Jesus’ teachings by living sinful/worldly is not a real Christian
as an atheist, I think us and religious people would agree that this is the most unsatisfying resolution for the existential question, like, what do you mean everyone was right?!?! my instincts are all screaming "this is unfair"
but tbh ngl, you made me laugh a lot, also, you gave me an existential crisis XD
There are actually atheists that believe we're in a simulation.
I'm atheist and I don't find it unsatisfying, I would rather just not call these creators gods because there's no moral attachment, they're just in control of a powerful tool. So in that way, religions would be a misunderstanding of the actual situation but at the same time not completely wrong
Kevin creating a simulation that has actual ai that is sentient and only getting a B- is the most realistic part
Yeah that tracks, if AI was incredibly easy to generate due to the progress made on that particular plane of existence it would be the least impressive part of the simulation
Isn't all AI sentinent? I mean our thoughts are just electrical impulses after all.
@@peacebuddha96 if you meant conscious then yes? (We humans still don’t know what is consciousness)
@@peacebuddha96 is it
@@MorNloR yes I ment conscious. Is sentinent something else? I'm not an English native
This is basically the plot of the book Unsong. In it, reality is a simulation created by an archangel named Uriel, who created Levitical laws of the Old Testament in order to optimize the simulation's performance - because it turns out that certain random acts, like boiling goats in their mother's milk, creates a lot of strain on the hardware on which the universe runs for some reason.
I love that book. Another part is humans can say commands out loud to turn on cheats and stuff, but it's in an ancient language AND in a programming language of some kind, so they just have people spout the ancient language at random until they find a new command.
The server has A strict no lag machine policy.
So those random acts are edge cases which might lead to bugs which is why they're prohibited? That's hilarious I need to read this
@@cewla3348 hahaha
That sounds like a really good book I'm going to look for it on Kindle now 😂
* Can you give me the author's name please?
The funny part about the Mormon thing, is what you described as the reality in this video is literally the infinite regress theory in Mormonism that a good 80% of Mormons believe. That God has a god, and him before him etc etc. Forever. And that our purpose is to become like him by becoming perfect (through Christ) and have our own creation. Pretty out there
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 praise be to flying spaghetti monster, and pasta be upon you, for he was boil for three days to only rizen again on the third, to vanquish spoiled grain and deliver us from hunger, splish splash
@@cellophane6338 To you it is funny but to me it is serious
People underestimate hell, it is bad because it is separation from God. In a vision I was shown a person who claimed to be Christian but started fornication (premarital sex), He died relatively young and went to hell forever (1 Cor 6:9). God’s holiness means He will not coexist with sinners forever therefore Repent (Luke 13:3) and have a relationship with Jesus.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 do you know what everything has in common it's death from people to stars in the sky everything in the universe will come to an end I find joy in my life because of the people I know the places I have seen and the knowledge I have attained, I don't need to fear death or the the afterlife because I'm a good person but if you need a safety net that's fine for you, may the flying spaghetti monster give you strength in your trying times, splish splash
@@cellophane6338 Jesus said everyone has sinned and therefore there is none good but Him who is sinless/perfect. Your sins will take you to hell
Demons come out in the name of Jesus therefore Jesus is God
WHO GETS ALL THE ATTENTION?
Evil is against good, which religion or God is attacked the most? Whose Name gets taken in Vain? There are 2 million gods yet Jesus is attacked the most, why do you think that is?
Rev 1:18 I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore. Amen. And I have the keys of Hades and of Death.
As a non religious but Spiritual this is Gold Mine for me. 😂
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Yikes.
@@TokuNorthyikes, yes. True... Also yes.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 yeah, obviously your god out of 6000 other deities is definitely the real one, even though there's no evidence, let alone evidence that there even is a god to begin with.
@@SmitePlayz_ What yearis it? 2025 AD
God through the Holy Spirit has shown me several things relating to the afterlife with the purpose of convincing people like yourself. Stuff like Heaven and Hell, Angels, and evil Spirits the Lord Jesus (not worthy at all), a miracle happened to me that saved my life (thank you God) & so much more. I am more than happy to give further details.
Literally one of the smartest skits he's made
I was about to say that. Brilliant and still quality comedy
lol we both commented the exact same thing, nice
Yeah this is really really good
all the components of this joke are old material on the level you'd see years ago from somebody like DarkMatter2525
They're all the smartest skits he's made.
“Guess we were right”
Nailed the confidence in the first sentence
Edit: y’all just need to make up and kiss in the replies
Oh the smug. I can feel my grandmother saying that
An atheist calling people smug. What a joke.
@@Mars20231 not atheist but do I wish I was...knowing that death is nothing seems nice. But typical zealot assuming I’m atheist.
@@jackashmore I wasn't taking to you, my bad.
@@Mars20231 I mean. Both atheists AND religious people are smug as hell, and stubborn as hell. Both love to inject their beliefs wherever they can, whenever they can for no reason without being asked. You can see this with the numerous random comments that tell you to "fear" or "repent" God or whatever bullshit they spew, and the many atheists that just feel the utter need to tell you that they don't believe in God as a response to those comments.
Assuming both sides aren't equally bad in that regard is what the real joke is.
The hint on floor 42, hilarious 😂 love these videos.
Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back.
God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Genuine question. Why doesn't God like it when you use His name in vain? If He's all-powerful, I think it wouldn't matter to Him.
@@DoomRutabaga Because He is God He commans some respect, your parents have authorty over you and thus command respect from you, God is infinitely greaater than your parents and commands infinite more respect
I was not ready for this analogy.
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
I love how this feels both teasing and respectful at the same time
Because he nails both responses pretty much perfectly. Most theists *would* go "see I told you faith is worth it" and atheists would totally go "No please shut up this is just you interpreting mundane stuff as divine again!"
It's a pretty good reflection on two fundamentally different ways of seeing the world. Maybe the atheist is more specifically a materialist in this case.
I’m just glad he didn’t go for the low handing fruit that we all he coulda done with Joseph Smith. Granted we don’t see him as God or worship him (cause we’re Christian) but I get using his name to clearly show that he’s talking about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
It's really great since I can laugh at it while not having my beliefs insulted
Got a Jesus ad before watching the video.
I agree, for what it’s worth I am a devout Protestant Christian. Far right conservative, and still really appreciate this.
As a Christian, if I find out we live in a simulation, my first reaction would be: "Can I dodge bullets?"
Mine would be “What do I need to do in order to get my own personal punchy ghost, rebellion ghost, or pocket animal-themed god?”
@@therealchaosguy
YES.
You won’t have to.
i would request access to some mods
@@therealchaosguy"Well first you gotta stab yourself with an arrow thats 100% ridden with std's OR fuse with the miracle kid's nutsack or another part of his body. Next you gotta either shoot yourself in the head, accept the fact that you are a little bitch, or rip your damn face off"
I would say the last one is Pokémon, but I'm not sure so I'll leave it be.
Probably the best comedy sketch I’ve ever watched, I think this is the first vid of yours I’ve seen but I’m subbing already
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
You somehow rode the line perfectly between the 2 main characters being half right. The genius of it is the athiest is coping with the wrongs he's noticing, and the christian is reveling in the rights. Beautiful representation of the doubters vs. believers dichotomy.
its not that deep bro its just a skit
But the christian is also coping with being wrong? I don't get ur comment, the christian was also wrong
@@Splinter-ge9pf The Christian was only wrong in the semantics, the big ticks were all there. The atheist was re-thinking his entire life. This comment perfectly sums up this video's ability to make both Christians and atheists happy, as it panders to both side's beliefs simultaneously. Quite ingenious.
It would have been so funny if he said “oh just me, myself, and I” when asked if it was a group project
"So you could say you're a Trinity of one?"
@@11Survivor exactly
Lmao
LOOOL
Oh that's a good one, missed opportunity.
This skit landed about two deviations farther from the prime worldline than I expected.
So we’re now at deviation 42 with 69 bifurcations
I,ll inspect it when im done here on earth for this portion of this iteration. Or if i got payed maybe sooner.
Seriously though, a lot of more introspective religious sects develop this sort of idea, oftentimes accompanied with the idea that only the top level of reality has "the whole picture" amd everything below it is stuck with it's own incomplete lens to see the world through
" This skit landed about two deviations farther from the prime worldline than I expected. "
That sounds like a quote from something/somewhere...
If so, from where?
Steins:Gate?
Hands down one of Thee Best videos I’ve ever watched. Funny, informative, and affirming. New subbie❤😂
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
Loved the “Earth created in 7 days” references
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
Zach is the best theologian alive 😂😂😂😂😂
*in history
Low standards dude
Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps
@@cosmictreason2242 it was a joke
true dat
@@luisandrade2254he says the same thing in every reply section, I wouldn’t worry about it
As a Christian this is the best skit I've ever seen
And as an Atheists, I have to agree!
@@themanwithaplan5425 as an agnostic the level 63 had me dying and i agree as well 😂
Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps
@@cosmictreason2242 Don't mind me, just testing if you're a bot or if you actually went through the effort of typing this under so many comments exactly the same
@@cosmictreason2242 religion itself is God with extra steps, same with a Sim. but the problem is, theres a world outside the simulation therefore if the "real" world is out there who created that world?
As a Christian, I was a bit scared the video was going to just make fun of us but I found this pretty funny in the end 🐸
Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back.
God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell.
He made fun of everyone including himself for coming up with the idea so it's good
@@mandarinablue8438 Look ill share something personal. I’ve personally seen Jesus (Not worthy), Heaven and Hell. Hell is worse than what you think (I was shaking after that experience), and Heaven is better than what you think. I have also received a personal healing miracle, I can go into details if you want. This is how God works. If you give Him the benefit of the doubt, He gives you more and more. Would I spend even 2 minutes preaching if I had an ounce of doubt? (I’ve experienced way too much)
@@mandarinablue8438 I have had both Heaven and Hell experiences I can go on for a long time so here is the short form.
Hell: I was taken there and saw one skeleton in the left and many skeletons on the right facing this one skeleton, they were there for idolatry and fornication, and the background can only be described aa destruction. 2ndly I saw a girl on earth on the same bed as a guy and she kissed him on the cheek (implying a unlawful sexual relationship), the girl died and went to hell and fire consumed her entire bod but there was some skin left over , I remember thinking “at least she has some skin drooping from her face” and then more fire came and consumed her skin
This is the funniest video I have ever seen
And it's 9 minutes?!?
AND IT JUST KEPT GETTING FUNNIER!
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
this is confusing on so many levels, i love it. it couldn’t be a simple never-ending line, it has to have plot twists-
On so many levels indeed 💀
Am confused tho... lvl 63 had no creator... then who made 62 and below?
@@cherrydragon3120 Nothing ... as per the atheistic understanding of events? 😄
man i hated it when judas betrayed the speedrunner
@@cherrydragon3120 lvl 64 maybe
If he managed to make an entire simulation, in 6 days, solo
He's pretty much God in my book
Still a dick for throwing Ted Cruz into our simulation
He used Chat GPT
@@aaddiis45021 ChatGPT statistics are so interesting... how they skyrocketed when the school year restarted...
I wonder what students use that software for :)
alone*
...in C
That was literally one if zue best meta jokes i have ever seen, üls cpntinue making such great content
Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back.
God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Brotha i myself believe in god but can you pls explain the context of your comment to my original comment because all tze stuff that your yapping about is like generell knowlegde which i know.... so whats your point ?
@@yubel. My point is Repent or perish
God through the Holy Spirit has shown me several things relating to the afterlife with the purpose of convincing people like yourself. Stuff like Heaven and Hell, Angels, and evil Spirits the Lord Jesus (not worthy at all), a miracle happened to me that saved my life (thank you God) & so much more. I am more than happy to give further details
I swear i hadn't seen anything this creative in years💯💥😂🔥
I love how Christians and Atheists are coming together and loving this skit
Well a lot of us have come been coming together in the past 6 years being sick of this new woke left in the west😅 I actually have more christian friends than I did before, and a lot less atheist friends😅
@@sohrab_solheimSo this is how the peace ends
'apes together strong'
@sohrab_solheim congrats you just created a divide.
Not another atheist vs Christians fight always remember the boys can beat anything if e all unite
This is some Rick and Morty level stuff. Somebody should call Adult Swim and give this man a job there.
It's a simulation, inside simulation, inside another giant simulation, _INSIDE_ a simulation!
it's good but not rick and morty level lol.
@@MorbiusBlueBalls yeah true, these skits have better continuity lol
Nah, this is some Xavier Renegade Angel shit.
@@nateroo1486 As a R&M fan, I could not agree with you more.
This was amazing!
ANDREW TATE BEING THE LITERAL TOP G KILLED ME
Well ofc he is 😂 he's the top g
@@YTmakesDumbUpdates he's a small minded man, not a top anything. There are better examples out there, Tate is a clown.
As an agnostic, thank you for creating the one video I am simultaneously angered by, entertained by, and apathetic towards all at once.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
As an atheist, same
This video is technically saying there's no Christian's God, but also saying the universe isn't full of void and classical science. But simulation theory is supported by science so.
As an agnostic atheist, I agree
@@pugorilla8848 No it’s not.
"part the red C code from the rest and then see what the issues were, then all the bugs were swept away and the good code was free to be executed"
this is actually genius
@Max Hatton its not
@@maxhatton626 how? It's literally THE RED C.... RED.... SEA....
@@sandpaperunderthetable6708 confidently incorrect
God parted the Red Sea after swarming Egypt with bugs (and other plagues) so that His people could be free from slavery.
@@nateman10 Me too. I was expecting Holy C to appear, but oh well.
Woah so many twists and turns, excellent video!
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
Man, you are simply great! Thank you and keep up with your amazing work!
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
You, sir, deserve a medal. Your work is fantastic.
I wouldn't say a medal - definitely a very nice contract to enable these to continue.
@@rianmacdonald9454 indeed, with lots of money
That was the most convoluted and absolutely balls-to-the-walls simulation theory I’ve ever seen.
This feels like the kind of thing I would've thought of when I was little and doing school
@@catpoke9557 you are still little and still doing school
Yeah, kind of blows your mind
I wasn't expecting to enjoy this video as much as I did.
That was fucking brilliant. Subscribed.
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
“Jesus Christ…”
“Somebody call me?”
As a Christian, I found this to be a very funny video. 10/10.
Same 😂
me too
1 thousandth like mate
You’re lost
@@anikidshenanigans3129 ?
Honestly, this has to be the best way to make a funny skit about religion without pissing anyone off or denying their religion
"we're all right and also wrong!"
"everyone is wrong go fuck yourselves lmao"
This fundamentally violates many aspects of Christianity, but yeah
AAAAAAGGHHHH IF JESUS IS AT 2ND LVL YOU SAY ALLAH IS MORE IMPORTANT?!11111!1!1!1111
Please, do not take this comment seriously... i really feel like i have to write it's just a joke...
Of course it does… explain how/why you think that
Best video i wacht today keep up the good work
B-
0:10 it reminds me so much of chandler
I like how both of them are both right and wrong at the same time. Also, the atheist guy bombarding "god" with questions is the most relatable thing ever - I mean, if there's a conscious idea behind the creation of our world, it raises a lot of questions. But if the creator really is a procrastinating sleep deprived student, it actually explains a lot😅
Explains the fuck of the platypus
lol this just depicts atheists as stupid neanderthals and christians as ridiculously smug.
привет русская.
The argument falls more towards the atheist side than the theist one. The ONLY thing a theist would have correctly predicted is there being a creator but that's it. There would be NO afterlife, god would NOT exist in the sense they predicted and atheism is just a lack of belief in any kind of creator because there is no evidence, but this would be the evidence. Then there is the fact that just because we were simulated, doesn't mean they are so now you need to find out the origin of their existence. The simulation fallacy is that a simulation cannot be simulated by another simulation to infinity, there MUST be an origin point in which everything was birthed with NO creator so atheists win even if we are in a simulation.
Besides, in a simulation, our purpose would be to entertain our creators meaning all the "moral" teachings preached by religious people are complete nonsense because they would be going against "god's" ideals because it is far more likely that they'd enjoy watching chaos and destruction over lovey-dovey peaceful sh*t. That stuff gets boring quick and is not fun to watch. Would you rather play a game with action, combat, an engaging story etc or play a f*cking moral game where nothing happens and all the characters are nice to each other?
Yeah... Atheists win this hands down. We did it guys.
Здрасте товарищ человек
This guy got a B- for creating a universe of sentient AI’s.
But couldn't get them to behave properly and still very buggy.
@@OmniscientWarrior yeah i know some of them still come out black,i hope they patch that up in the next update.😇
Well he rushed the project. I mean, he couldn't get the AI's to coexist peacefully, the simulation is rife with bugs, it takes so much computing power that half of the AIs don't get enough resource while some was allocated too much, and etc etc.
@@exalted7906 get yo racist a-
@@monsterousreal it is what you call an ample amount of tomfoolery on the internet
That was awesome lol. It could probably be an entire short film!
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
I’d be ok if we were in a simulation
It’s could be tbh
The Andrew Tate joke had me breathing out hard through my nose.
Kinda expected after "top God" was a good one
I need context for Andrew Tate
@@motherfuckingenterprises7436 He's a dude who thinks of himself highly, is totally mysoginistic and exploits women for money, he does have money but he got it through questionable means. He tried to make a cult like following and was in a couple podcasts . He got banned from social media for it. The bugati joke refers to the fact that he won't see you as equal if you aren't as rich as him.
@@KingShado69 Thanks!
Also, fuck that guy.
@@motherfuckingenterprises7436 so Andrew Tate is called the top G by his uuuhhh fanbase. Zack’s joke of Andrew Tate being top God is based on him being the top G thing
This skit genuinely made my day. I'm still processing how funny and creative it is.
I've watched this video countless times and I still laugh as hard as I did the first time.
Its so perfect on so many levels
This is the best skit istg
"B minus."
"Wow! Strict teacher."
As someone who had tough professors in college and still has nightmares about being a university student I can relate.
Nah we deserve a c+ at most lol
@@spinylogo3750Cmon man that's too harsh, at least add one more plus
@@OneNamelessHero beat me to it by 3 weeks care for some Java
@@spinylogo3750 C++, and we have a deal.
Ah! Nothing beats coming out of a lighthearted comedy skit with an existential crisis 😅
You too, huh?
I can think of one thing: going into a lighthearted comedy skit with an existential crisis and coming out realizing it is all absurd anyway.
Hey!! Not bad! You're pretty darn close 😁💖
Usually the topic of religion forces my brain to want to get into details and argue/debate with other people who also suffer from the same thing. This video, half way through it was as if I was looking for something to grasp onto and .. I just didn't bother. I enjoyed the video, was funny. As stated, my brain works in such a way that this topic almost always causes a stir, you managed to make a funny video about it and I didn't care either way. New sub!
*edit* I sat for a good 30 seconds trying to figure out a good word choice for "almost always causes a ____" and I chose stir. Then I see the name of your channel after posting and it floored me. lol
Thank you for choosing the word STIR, that was a piece I was missing.
As a devout Christian I loved this. The way it snowballs at the end caught me off guard like 3 times in a row. 😂
As an atheist this had me busting up laughing too
@@bottombarrelbudgetfilms1854 this had me unreasonably pissed off
As an atheist here
@@amberharmsen2497 why?
Jesus loves you
@@Yuki-qs5mt maybe
As an atheist this hurts but I'm also laughing at the same time
Yea, the wise one in me wants to call some shit out. But this is not supposed to be taken seriously so...lol
It hurts because even if the reality behind the simulation was hell, the Christian’s and their egos would still pretend Satan was the true god. Just to save face.
These people are beyond delusional.
As a Christian (Latter-day Saints, no we don't worship Joseph Smith) this hurts,
But I'm also laughing at the same time.
But in a layered system would not all the gods be god?
@@Gilhelmiaint he morman
Thank you for this.
The top god part murdered me 😂😂. I’m no Atheist or Agnostic but same, Atheist. Same.
Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back.
God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363GET OUT OF HERE, YOU’RE A BOT I SWEAR TO “you just said the lords name in vain!!!!” Do I give two flying fks?
@@axelthorpe7708 I am no bot, human like you
God through the Holy Spirit has shown me several things relating to the afterlife with the purpose of convincing people like yourself. Stuff like Heaven and Hell, Angels, and evil Spirits the Lord Jesus (not worthy at all), a miracle happened to me that saved my life (thank you God) & so much more. I am more than happy to give further details.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 well ok, but don’t go around spamming the same message again, and again. It’s annoying, and people don’t like it. Also a reminder, not everyone believes Christianity. Buddaisum, Jews, Muslims and more. You are but one of the many religions, and the only annoying one that goes around trying to make people believe something they don’t want to. I have never saw a Jew or Muslim go around saying “I put all my faith in * whatever their belief is * and you should too!!!” Please do not spam messages, if you didn’t know, it is actually against the CZcams rules.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I appreciate the sentiment but I tried Christianity before my current faith, and I am happier and more at peace with my current faith as an Animist, a promise as a shaman given to me from the Heavens since birth to guarantee my people's and my family's fates now and in our future this life, next life, and every life after. Not trying to knock anyone or trash talk, but God's love here is enough for me as I interact with Him and the shamanism He's given me and my household through my birth. Not seeking a theological debate that divides. Not seeking to convert or be converted cus neither of us will. Just want to be left alone, watching comedy for a little while.
I found the "Tower of Babel" bit especially funny considering there's a transpiler called Babel that helps turn JSX code into something readable by web browsers.
That exactly what he was punning
@@assanisaidi109 no way, the guy said "No you guy said the opposite" so it must be the original bible story
That's not the main point of babel - the main point of Babel is to let you transpile modern code into more legacy-compatible code for older browsers
I just want to say, you guys are like speaking a different type language that I have no idea what the hell you guys are saying.😂😅
WHAT
I love how the Christian is just going along with it, and the Atheist is questioning everything he's ever known
Yes
realistic
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Pretty much what they would do irl. My priest says that if something was wrong whatever is right he would accept it. But I’d definitely be the atheist
Which is very strange, because atheists don't know anything about afterlife or what not and don't try to pretend that they do. Christians, on another hand, pretend that they know what would be after death and this is an important part of their identity and their hopes and dreams.
This is brilliant!
The beauty of this, is it doesn't matter if you're a Christian or an atheist... you can't really disagree with any of it 😂
Yes I can and I already did 🗿
@@AdhvaithSaneno because its a joke
@@ENDI8089Yeah you can disagree with a joke...
@@ENDI8089
Bro never heard of criticism before
@@ENDI8089 I don’t know about you but when I have emojis in my comments about thing it’s usually for joking, sarcasm or the funny (well most of the time) and so you obviously didn’t consider my comment to be a joke about those who actually disagree with the idea of the matrix but Zach put it in a way that is not to be taken seriously but just for entertainment as a sketch or parody so I was too joking or rather being sarcastic which would actually be ironic since I would genuinely disagree if it wasn’t a sketch, parody, meme or anything like those things so yeah the point is:
You need to improve your perception and think not twice 5 times *at least* before you comment something with all due respect of course.
Note: Those last sentences looks sarcastic but believe me I wasn’t but I guess it’s fair enough if you think that wouldn’t surprise because I’ll be honest (not really) I’m a sarcastic person… not really I’m actually quite diverse hehehhahaha *[Banjo Solo]*
Since you are still here for some reason: My name is in fact my actual name and I live in SAS Rogue Heros city AKA
“Jalo” The Middle of f**king NoWhere if f**king NoWhere had a capital city, this would be it and that street would be the Main Street of f**king NoWhere city. And the Lord Mayor is f**king no one, presiding over f**k all, in a place where there was no one around to give a f**k which is exactly what you asked for Captain Endio am I right….
Wait what was I gonna say to you?
Alright. Never mind. So about your life insurance extended warranty….
Here's how I think Kevin's teacher graded him.
Professor Eve: Man, this has to be the most ambitious program out of the whole class Kevin, I'm impressed. Taking all the gods and making them part of the program was very daring. Unfortunately, you didn't go too deep into every layer of each age and culture in the program during your write up, and that's gonna cost you points on this.
Kevin: Come on Professor, how am I supposed to go in depth on every single age and culture, that'd take forever.
Professor Eve: I gave you the whole year Kevin, just like I gave everyone, and I only accept excuses in the case of emergencies, like how Larry had to spend months in the hospital after that accident. When did you start this?
Kevin: Last week.
Professor Eve: And there we go... seriously Kevin, you're one of my brightest students and would be at the top of the class if you bothered to manage your time. As it is, even Connelly scored better than you.
Kevin: Jenn literally just did a program of Lord Tom Cruise as a movie star.
Professor Eve: She also presented valuable information on the evolution of his career in contrast to the deterioration of the Hollywood movie star, presenting the end of an age as society relied too much on visual aids and nostalgia driven commercialism, and how so many other actors failed to reach their full potential like he did, despite having similar talents, save for a few outliers.
Kevin: You gave her extra credit for including Lord Keanu Reeves, right?
Professor Eve: Yeah, but seriously, if you spent a few more weeks on this, you probably would've had the best presentation in the class. As it stands though, good job. Come back later during your free period and we can work on this together. If all goes well, I'm pretty sure a lot of the gods will take notice.
Kevin: Cool, thanks Professor.
No, it didn’t
So, instead of a comment, you made an essay ?
Yeah, that's a D minus for you !
Just for annoying the heck out of all the rest of us !!!
Sounds about right
@@Ludovicus1769 you haven't gone to a school have you
@minecraftrobloxgamer5000
That was me being generous
Not him having earned it !
love your channel! I am new!! happy new year!
Best clip I've seen in a while
As a Mormon I actually laughed so hard when Joseph Smith was there
Joseph Smith was a false prophet nonetheless. His teachings are directly antithetical to The Word of The Almighty Yah
Who is he?
@@TheNilsbuss Founder of the Mormon religion
@@charchadonto ah, thankyou
@@TheNilsbuss He was a Heretic
If this is just a school project, that means he's not the only godlike being. He has his teachers, which may also be deities. He is one man working on this one project, while the rest of his class are working on theirs.
Which is kind of what Mormons believe.
@@natalieb6313 Imagine different universes being the project of other godlike deities.
So basically the multiverse in simulation are other projects of students while the real world is the creation of actual god in the skit
What if God gets bored and plays multiple personalities just to have fun. Well in this case, the student, the teacher and God. And to troll sentient beings.
yess he has his teacher who will decide if his project should pass or be declined so he isn't as powerful
Giga-Christianity
2:14 I would have said "Python", that would have made that joke way funnier 😂
The part where Zack tells god is in a quantum state of existing and not existing wnd showing himself flash is so genius
If God exist, then he is not bound by super position.
Don't forget the inclusion of 42. The answer to everything in Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Only unrealistic thing is that Kevin actually responded to his creation.
Bruh 💀
Well maybe he only responds to the ones that are already dead?
@@abysswatcher9172 but they dead. The dead don’t speak. Or think. Or eat. Or go to the restroom.
@@Infinite_Dimensional_Cheese Bruh... The dead clearly stored in hardrive.
@@Infinite_Dimensional_Cheese they do the last one for the 24 hours after they die
Damn, this is so amazing!!!
This concept is beautiful! XD
I feel like Keanu Reeves would’ve been THE creator of the program…..like the prophecy that was foretold.
he's probably on level 69
@@avroarchitect1793 Whoa… nice.
@@PepperJacked360 well that or 1337
The fact that he did this without offending anyone is phenomenal
Never underestimate the capacity of some people to feel offended.
@@DoloresLehmann Very true, I guess a better way to word this is he managed to offend everyone equally
People were definitely offended, he didn't cause it thought, they did. You choose when to be offended and nobody can cause you to be offended if you don't want to be. That is the whole problem right now pretending peoples feelings and offense is objective. People dont know how to act like adults and leave if you don't like something rather than trying to play the victim and get others persecuted for how you feel about something.
@@thomgizziz On the one hand, yes, on the other hand, there are words and statements that are obviously MEANT to be offensive. In such a case, I guess, if you have a good self control, you could still choose not to be offended, but I guess more often you just can't help it. It's then more a matter of how you articulate that you are offended.
@@thomgizziz lol aight, what if someone pisses on your beloved granny's grave & posts it online? not gonna be even a bit angry?
i have never seen something so accurate for a comedy sketch
Banger video
This is one of the deepest videos I have ever seen. Now I am doubting reality.
Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps
Deep thoughts with the deep.
@@cosmictreason2242 saying the same thing under every comment is just insanity with extra steps
Well, you should. Actually, we can't know anything about reality.
Kevin has to be glad that he actually made real living bots that are sentient like Zach as a christian and an atheist.
thought you were HeisenbergFam
Proud? Calm down there it's a B- at best.
Using Joseph Smith to introduce the ladder of gods was genius
see this is how you do comedy about peoples different beliefs. keeping it comical and not bashing anyone's ideals. Great job Zach loved the video.
What I've learnt from this is that everything that can, will and does exist is actually living in a simulation without being aware of it. That's a proper mindfuck
Pretty much. Like the world of Tamriel is existing in its own simulated world and they aren't even aware of it.
@@KingSolomon1111 And some beings can achieve Chim, where they have become completely aware of it and achieved godlike powers. Wonder if that is true for our world aswell?
That's also based on absolutely nothing.
@@davidmarshall3683 And Nothing = Unchanging state.
For when a Word is uttered, it is always something. The binary code of all reality is the following:
Change = 1
Unchange = 0
Look into the 7 Hermetic Principles.
It lines up with God is and always was in an ironic sort of way.
I love the Christian just smirking his way through the entire video😂
This is so frustrating but so painfully funny at the same time
😂😂 parting the Red Sea just had me in tears.😂😂