When aliens find out that some people don't believe in them
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I love the entry to this video
Alien does not exist
Cause there is only 1 earth
If we found a titanium in the pyramid I would believe in aliens but there is no titanium. Therefore alien does not exist
I love the content bro. Whats the song in the intro kinda catchy.
Well the pyramids were created before Isaac Newton invented gravity so the weight of the blocks wasn't an issue back then
Exactly
I think they are talking about the wrong Earth
Plus , before the invention of gravity everyone could fly !!
Moreover, team work can make the dream work.
Not to mention money didn't even exist back then so the workers worked for free
@@apoapsisrocketsupplies1063 you solved slavery
it's so impressive what this man can do with just a green screen and his sick sense of humor
Fr
Was going to comment similar thing lol, can't agree more
The only thing funnier than having Zach in a red t-shirt as the Devil would be if he had a third eye sticker on his forehead for aliens!
@@IsaiahRichards692 But not a pretty sticker with a picture of an eye, just, like, a piece of yellow sticky paper with an eye crappily drawn with a blue pen.
@@yanagelfand4337 This is what makes Zach so legendary
It’s easy to forget this guy is a real engineer
What? I didn't know that
Wait fr
@@OOOFSTAR1234 Yes, he is.
@@RaraGris Yep he has a whole STEM channel, it’s called Zach Star
oh right, I forgot for a moment😂
"Do you know how messed up that is"
"Slavery?"
"No, not giving ME credit"
we saw the vid
@@neelumnawab5415 whats yo point
@@evanepic3599 that they are repeating whats exactly in the video
@@neelumnawab5415 I don't think you get it
@@ZeroMiner15 nothing to get because they are repeating the video
I’d be pretty offended if I built a building and someone was like “yeah cats and dogs built those” like really what is it that easy?
Whaaat! You're comparing human slaves to cats and dogs?
Gasp!
@@JatPhenshllem moving those rocks to human slaves back then was what glass artwork is to cats and dogs now, so yes I agree with the comparison
@@JatPhenshllem no, just humans in general, I reckon. In the first scenario, aliens are the more intelligent species than humans hence the misunderstanding. Now for it to be an analogy where humans are the more intelligent species, you need to use an example of one which is not as intelligent. Hence cats and dogs.
Guys, Jat was just joking... 😐 Sigh...
It was simply slave dogs and pulley systems
I like how aliens are just people but with sunglasses lol
And immortality
Only one has sunglasses
@@L0L246 the other one took them off
@@0m4r21o my bad then
Basically aliens from Godzilla?
Just when you think humans couldn't get any dumber. Truer words were never spoken. Stonehenge laser tag 🤣
The only thing funnier than having Zach in a red t-shirt as the Devil would be if he had a third eye sticker on his forehead for aliens!
might be a good game of laser tag i mean not like other areas would be funny to see irl
I was waiting for a flat earth comment, moon doesnt exist or “thing” didnt exist b4 “person” theorized it into existence. Like gravity and suddenly we cant fly anymore things r heavy. 🤣🤦♂️ wasted opportunity 😏
Props to the guy that translated everything the aliens said into English and to the cameraman in the space recording this without the aliens knowing.
Actually it was a dashcam. They do ridesharing sometimes and some people try to scam them. They have to keep video evidence to make sure they don’t get prosecuted. They also have it in case of a spacecraft accident
@@wieldylattice3015 why would they post there own existence on youtube
@@end_musix1636 Mate its bloody aliens you expect me to understand their antics?
They actually speak English. yk, the British empire had a huge influence
Those paparazzi get bolder and bolder
“Wait isn’t Zuckerberg from our planet”
I’m dead
Hahaha....it all makes sense!
@@whywasacornnamedafteracorn7613 3:52
@@ndiyakholwamqamelo5073 "makes sense but not really."
no, hE is hUmAN
“Yeah aliens building a giant pyramid is a conspiracy but a fucking circle must be the aliens, where’s the consistency?”
Giant pyramid made from stone blocks that weight more than a bus: nah
Crop circle that could be made by two guys with a drone and a tractor: ya
Imagine thinking people who believe in one thing you think is stupid MUST also believe in everything else you think is stupid, these are different groups of people and only a miniscule portion of them believe in both
I never skip the sponsors segment. It is so well integrated. They better be paying you extra dollars for this integration.
For real. I always try to let sponsor spots play on every channel I give even the tiniest damn about supporting ... But I sure as hell multitask/often mute/don't watch for most of them. This guy is definitely in that tiny highest echelon of creators (the members of which are nearly all comedy sketchtubers) who make sponsor spots I actually watch.
Same here, I don’t think I’ve ever skipped one since I found out his were so funny and well pitched.
Nah I still skip lmao.
But nobody likes sponsors unless it’s grian
ive skipped them all, are they actually funny?
"They would waste resources to build Pyramids instead of sewage systems"
I thought the entire point of this was that we were idiots.
wdym??
@@starmaroad1194 the entire video essentially hinges on the same joke. that the aliens thinks humans were soooo dumb because we didn’t believe aliens exist.
The punchline being.
They have been saying how dumb human is but that line imply that they still thought we should be capable of realizing pyramid was a huge waste of resource in ancient time. Somewhat contradictory to the rest of the videos.
Besides the ancient Egyptians belived that their pharaohs we're the literal incarnation of Osiris god of death. You know the guy who oversees what happens to your soul and how you spend the rest of eternity. I'd want to win points too. So having my slaves build a massive monument before we decided slavery was bad? Yeah I'd go for it.
@@larue4842 Yeah, same tbh. Gotta curry favour with the Gods where you can, and giving the God of death both a fuckton of sacrifices (slaves) alongside the construction of a giant tomb and temple sounds like hitting two strike craft with one bolt gun.
were?
Cranes..or pyramid consultants or SNICKERS..you know..the 3 most essential things to build a pyramid 👌
I mean, people often forget the importance of SNICKERS in pyramid construction.
Snickers!?!? You actually believe that conspiracy theory?! Wake up, sheeple! Only Red Bull™ can give the several ton blocks the wings they need to counteract gravity and strength to the workers to push the blocks in place. In fact, all of Giza would've been a Pyramid Utopia if it wasn't for the Great Red Bull Drought of 2500BC.
😂
You can't build a pyramid when you are hungry
Oh. So that is why my pyramid turned out weird. Hope no one misinterpreted my Sir Basil’s Cathedral.
I like the idea that Aliens are just trolling us because we're that dumb
Seems legit
Completely believable.
Imagine if an alien is reading this right now
The aliens know to pass by Earth as fast as possible. If the ship breaks down don't stop they have to keep going.
We are actually trolling them. We know the aliens did but we keep writing articles anyway so they have to come back and build more cool stuff for us to look at.
Instructions Unclear: Ate a Snickers and Now Have a Pyramid
How did you do that? I had to sit on the crane and eat the snickers and i only got half a pyramid.
@@joevollbach4099 you needed the pyramid consultant to eat the snickers
@@Mysteryo-tm7pt FUCK! Of COURSE, i forgot to hire the consultant! Might have been helpful when i was trying to sit on that damn bird too.
I also now have a pyramid, but it came out the wrong hole :(
Know what though? Stonehenge IS a great laser tag arena. Nothing too fancy, just some good, circular laser-slaughter.
The more I think about it the more I want to play laser tag at Stonehenge. Simple design with multiple layers.
"Are they morons?"
"Yes. We've been over this."
Critically underrated. No matter how good people see this line, it will always be underrated
The truth usually is. :)
Agreed
This is the best line ever and nothing could ever be any better
Definitely one of most true lines ever
This whole video put a smile on my face, but when right guy said crop circles could actually be human made and THAT'S the one "we" think is actually made by aliens instead of the other "not possible" ones, that nearly destroyed me 😂
Since his set is so simple, I bet a lot of people think they could do it too, but I doubt many will achieve the same level of comedic gold. Always love your content!
It look easy but it's not
Idk I think it'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Ryan George did it
@The Scarlet Slayer then do it
@@gabe8168 Chill bro. It was a reference to Ryan George like i said. You should check him, he and Zach uses the same template for this comedy style. But while Zach focus into the punchline, Ryan focuses more into his delivery. Basically if you like Zach, you probably will like Ryan too.
I love how aliens that could probably nuke the whole planet are afraid that they're going to get caught making crop circles. lmao
We are a nature preserve so there is a massive fine and sometimes even jail time if the galactic federation finds out you have been interfering on earth.
Lmao "NAH THE PYRAMIDS COULDNT BE ALIENS BUT CROPS?"
I swear Zach's videos are the only ones where I don't skip the ads.
The segues to then are top notch
You should check this guy called the Nostalgia Critic on Channel Wwesome. His ads are hilarious and really well integrated too. Except for the charity shout out at the end I never stay for them.
And ryan george
Okay, Zach Star is one of the most talented men I've ever seen. He can take any topic no matter who it offends or who disagrees with it and make literally EVERYONE laugh at his skit!
@lemonssssssss4 even the aliens
who is offended by the pyramids?
EVEN the fkcn aliens are laughing at this. "Why arent they giving Me credit?
The crop circle is so great when you watch the old farmer with a metal wire hanging off his hat looped in front of his eye so he can keep in perfect position when making straight lines.
- You know how messed up that is?
- Slavery?
- No, not giving me credit.
The thought of aliens use to just scare me but now Im kind of hoping we find some so maybe they can help us try to fix this planet...
"Jesus Christ. You guys still have war? What is wrong with you?"
@@mockingjay_2397 ikr lol
Unfortunately it would turn out more like South Park where they view us and then determine we are not worthy and force us into Seclusion
@@mockingjay_2397 U.S. Army General: "Even if a person doesn't want to start s**t with anyone else, they need to be able to defend themselves just in case anyone else wants to start s**t with them."
Yeah, they can help us fix amplified climate change and give new medicines and new tech etc. Etc.
And we give them some of our tech/creations/ideas in return
Create an information trade
It was Zach. He used teamwork to make the dream work, now let’s go build another pyramid!
" the earthlings managed to get one thing right" 🤣🤣 got me there
Suddenly this video feels more historical then comical
I do just want to stress that at least in China, emperors do tend to spend an incredible amount of resources and time to build graves for them selves. An example would be a grave that was built over 38 years and takes up 3 millions cubic meter of space. It was dug into the earth and are hiden so people don't just do bad things to your dead body. This is the same guy that united China and built the great wall.
Yeah but the pharaos put huge pyramids over their tombs so everyone knows were they are
"Are they morons?"
"Yes. We've gone over this."
Ahhh humanity. Can't live with it, can't drown it in the river. Well, you can TRY but they punch... really hard... ow.
He never ceases to amaze me with how well he always blends the sponsorship into the sketch. Just awesome!
the idea of every conspiracy theory being real means that aliens did all the cool stuff
3:54 “isn’t mark Zuckerberg from our planet?”
“Yeah, he was my neighbor until we went on that earth trip and decided to stay” 😂😂😂
Dude, if I was a marketer, you'd hands down win.
As for Aliens... for sure they'd be laughing at what we repeatedly do millennia after millennia.
Great shit
Why do people think aliens are any better than us
@@mohammedfaheem9437 Good question. imo it's unrecognized tech/skills that historically amazes humans. This amazement of someone having something useful (neat) we don't have or understand leads to a self belief they are smarter/better. One might feel envy, idolatry and other emotions. It's not that they are better or smarter, just that they have developed knowledge and skills further than we have currently (if they exist).
This is a typical phycological condition our species has but is really no different than and educated Nobel prize Phd and a 1st grader, no better, just more time and accumulated knowledge (hopefully wisdom too... knowing how to use the knowledge in a way that doesn't cause harm).
What do you think?
@@kennethhicks2113 It is a good answer
@@mohammedfaheem9437 Happy New Year and keep helping to educate (= encourage thinking and questioning and communicating honestly)
Dunno why, but hearing that the rocks were about 2.5 cars made the whole pyramid pulley thing more believable.
I think the most impressive thing in your videos is how you intergrate sponsors. I don’t think I’ve ever NOT skipped a sponsored segment until this video. Respect.
I keep forgetting that this guy is an engineer. This dude has an awesome sense of humor.
Sometimes I think Zach makes his videos around the sponsors
This is what you get when you download a new background and totally LOOVE IT!
"eyee Know!"
Zack out here proving scientists wrong
don’t worry aliens i believe in you 💕
SMOOTH AF TRANSITION TO THAT MORNING BREW ADVERTISEMENT! lol ❤
These are the only ad sections I never skip. They’re so well integrated with the sketch, and there are usually some bonus jokes in them too!
Giant pyramid made of 2.5 ton bricks- humans.
Giant stone slabs made of stone that isn't naturally found at that location- humans.
A simple pattern in crop fields-aliens.
Yep, makes total sense.
Sounds legit
the alien song kinda fire
Ya, is there a full version of it?
@@RockstarDoctor1 yesable - an alien in love
The way this guy can seamlessly edit a conversation with himself is pure talent.
Zach star, the only person that can straight up make fun of my opinion and have me laughing the whole time lmfaooo
This is the best Space Documentary video on youtube. Thanks Zach!
" Good to know they also believe your Stonehenge structure was also built by people. "
" what"
" yeah it says right here. You didn't know?"
" no, what the fuck" gasps in alien.
"I clearly built Stonehenge for laser tag!" 🤣🤣
I will now forever believe Stonehenge is alien laser tag
I like how Zach can just say that they’re aliens and everyone just goes with it
If the whole video was just you vibing to that song I would not be mad 😂😂😂😎
This is even funnier now
Aged like fine wine😂
I like the idea that aliens were pranking us for thousands of years just for the hell of it lol
“Stonehenge for laser tag”
Truly a more advanced race.
00:00 That was a really cinematic opening.
the probability of aliens not existing somewhere in the universe is actually extremely low, however the further along a species gets the more likely they are to go extinct E.G. the likelihood of a species reaching the point of universal travel is incredibly low and humanity is included for example, disease, volcanic eruption, war, asteroids, low birth rates and more can all be factors that prevent us from ever reaching this stage.
its because we need human test subjects.
like we would advance even faster, heck maybe even modify out dna to have longer lifespans, generate nutrients within our bodies, cure cancer, cure backpain, cure cavities, and become immune to diseases.
but apparently “every human lives matter” this is what is slowing us down.
@@stego- I was thinking why not use the worst criminals in the world as test subjects, I mean no one will care what happens since they deserve it unlike animals and the studies would become more accurate
Welp, fingers crossed we live in the universe where some species gets to that level :/
@@Colossal-Red you should,be absolutely fucking shitting yourself
No matter who you are, Zyzz will always believe in you, and you in him. Keep grindin' brah, we're all gonna make it
Tf
FUARK
I needed this 1 year later
This video was absolute gold!
I was howling with laughter the entire time and that says a lot when I do it to all your other videos! This one might be one of my favourites!
The Egyptians were very impressive and they honestly should be given more credit than they already have been given
its a joke
To be fair, if aliens existed, they wouldn’t be able to even contact us
When I say contact I mean physical, not messages
Dude... The acting and visuals on this one are actually fantastic. Love this so much! You're getting better every video.
You missed a perfect opportunity to mention that the latitude of one of the great pyramids shares the exact same digits as the speed of light
"Truth seeking dumb****s." Absolutely hilarious 😂
Alien in love- yesable
Man that is on my playlist now.
"Wait, wasn't Mark Zuckerberg from our planet"
It is mathematically impossible for there to be no alien life anywhere in space. Saying Earth is the only planet in the universe to support intelligent life is like taking a tiny shot glass of seawater and saying the only life in the ocean is only located within that shot glass.
This is top level BS.
Hold up what does math have to do with this.
And then u realise its even more exaggerated than that
Not impossible, per say, but most definitely unlikely. However, they would likely be only so far ahead of us, and possibly behind in terms of technology.
@@barkerbarks2537 The likeliness is unknowable, therefore any guess must be wrong.
pyramid colsultants is such a cool little callback
if you were trying to convince me that aliens were real, you did it.
Hi I really like your sketches! also I'm one of those you don't pick up on "subtle" hints 😂😭
4:33 not zach calling his own sponsor fake
"Wait until they hear about the connection between kangaroos and crop circles."
-other aliens watching from highway patrol.
They're also creating a vr headset that kills you if you die in the game
@Zach Star HImself 🤣🤣🤣needed this so bad today, a good belly laugh... you are so funny. I am so glad you have made this channel as well as your main. Keep up the great work!!
New Conspiracy. Zach is an Alien. ❤️
This is awesome. Thank you Zach for your gift of bringing joy)
I love how snickers was listed as one of the useful things
We could only hope that aliens are this chill.
I always love when you dance to songs in your videos. It just feels like so much fun.
The Zuckerbot part during the sponsor was hilarious XD
But little do you all know, the commander of all "alien" factions (they're native to earth, they terraformed it) is who we know to be the "Almighty."
Also, they built the pyramids after the flood as a monument of new beginnings, but then the evil "gods" overtook Egypt.
The real question here is why that alien has an email address (He said it in middle of the sponsor)
2:56 Exactly! They didn't have Netflix so they were bored out of their minds! A couple hundred pyramids later, they had enough 👀.
They didn’t have toilets 🚽 Or Netflix!!! I love how those are in the same sentence
Idk who built these damn pointy things but if humans build them as a toumb I would understand. They haven't invented sewage system yet to want to build it, whilst the pyramids were just like big triangle homes. And also 5000 years ago the Egypt was an empire, they always wanted to build massive things, they were the coolest guys on earth.
As a fellow Earthling who uses Morning Brew, I agree. It is pretty cool 😁
I need more of this
ad placements in these videos are perfect!
Unironically this makes more sense than the slaves making the pyramid
It literally doesn't.
@@AllDayDavis You really think, slaves building totally meaningless pyramids just because their parasitic leaders had tiny ducks, makes more sense than, someone in the nearly infinite multiverse figured out how to travel between stars?
It's totally possible that slaves builded the pyramids, but that's a so damn stupid achievment, even the aliens are making more sense.
@@attilakovacs6496 agreed
@@attilakovacs6496 It's more likely than someone finding out how to travel between stars, then decided to travel to our planet specifically, then decided to spend their effort building.. a giant pile of rocks shaped into cubes, and somehow doing all of this without leaving any other trace of their existence. They also somehow managed to do it without any stories of the pyramids falling down from the sky being passed down through history - you'd think that would be a bit more of a memorable event for the Egyptians living there that there would be stories about it happening.. but apparently not, I guess the idea of giant alien pyramids appearing out of thin air was just too mundane for the people living there to leave any record about?
God be like “first time?”
Extraterrestrial inteligence is an element of American mythology.
Much love from a Catholic Christian in Brazil.
That was a great perspective I loved it long time.
Hello Zach, I wanted to tell you that I love your style of comedy so much! I have watched every single video on this channel (except the budget maverick because of spoilers) and will continue to do so. Keep up the good work!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This reminds me of what I've been hearing about the annunaki from planet Nibiru. 12 foot humanoid beings said to have technology so advanced they were mistaken for gods and caused many things throughout human history. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but it would explain a lot of things.
Man I opened YT and saw a Zach episode and my day was made.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!