When your religious friend ends up in Hell with you
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Now we need "Satanist but somehow wound up in Heaven"
This is a great idea
heaven is reserved for:
-drug fans
-atheists
-satanists
DEWIT
The ultimate troll.
Lessago
Imagine being omnipotent and getting bribed with just 20 dollars
Hey man this economy is tough on everyone and $20 is $20.
Hes omnipitent, he could just make 20 bucks out of thin air
@@achaeanmapping4408 what about inflation man
@@zaikox4042 inflation of creating 20 dollars is so minimal you wouldnt even notice.
@@zaikox4042 Our currency is already going to the shit, 20$ wont make it any worse
The protagonist roasting the hell out of his religious friend without fearing consequences or social norms now that he’s in Hell is the very definition of ‘I’m already in jail, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?’
People really need to learn the definition of the word definition.
And *you* need to learn to comprehend jokes, my man.
@@littlemoth4956 I think you need to learn the definition of a hyperbole
hell
@@littlemoth4956 Yeah, what the others above me said.
"Thought shalt not walk around with stick up ass" we need that for every religion
This is already in Christianity. The 2 Great Commandments are all about this actually. But it is also important to understand that we are commanded to call out evil when we see it because God is also about "Justice" so people that do wrong to others will be "punished". Too many people to today now accuse people that call out evil as having a "stick up their ass" and that is not the case. We go by "God's Definitions" not human ones... which have a habit of "changing" over time... sometimes to the literal "opposite" of what they originally meant. Like "love"... the definition of love today is now completely opposite of what it means in scripture.
@@CD-vb9fi Hail to the fallen prince, have a wonderful day and get that stick out of your ass.
@@CD-vb9fi Matthew says don't judge lest you be judged. As far as calling out evil/sin, the bible uses the term brother in almost all of these versus, as in members of your church or same faith, not someone of the "world". 2 Timothy does say when teaching but this still must mean in their own faith as it would contradict many other versus if it was not. Most prominently 1Corinthians 5:12 and a dozen other versus in Matthew. Basically the whole newest portion of the bible insists it's followers not walk around with stick up butt. But they do it anyways.
@@CD-vb9fi"god" was made up by humans, so every one of "gods" rules are human rules
@@Scotty-vs4lf Can you make up a less obvious lie? There are no humans that made up the Two Great Commandments.
There is a reason ALL of "The Law" hangs upon them. I will give you a couple of basic reasons.
#1. Love God with all heart, mind, and soul.
Plot twist : God sent the atheist guy in hell because he was good and this was his true heaven
Nah, thats a projection of himself. God gave him the powe to astral project into hell for another $20
Nah, fr, you don't know what you said.
@@niccolopaganini1782 i am saying , that if many people had the opportunity to fuck with a friend , they would temporary go to hell
@@niccolopaganini1782 the hell you on about?
@@niccolopaganini1782 what are you talking about its a joke
I was expecting God to call the non-religious friend and ask him when he's coming back to heaven to play Poker.
Why do you think God accepted the 20? He was playing poker with the friend and got 20 bucks in debt. The friend then agreed to absolve that debt(by giving God the 20 to pay him back with) if God sent the religious one to hell
Sorry I had to ruin the 666
@@jaminblizz hoo
@@randywa
So virtuous of God.
ye
This is actually sadly accurate. A lot of “Christians” are going to end up in Hell because of the “I did everything right” line
Simply because they didn’t repent
@@voidl3s246didn't repent, cause they were cuntw
@@voidl3s246 Repent? Did you think that's an option? God said that he'll forgive your sins, but what sins specifically?
He's omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient. If he's all that, then why give that vague requirement?
@@cye2310 all of them if you repent
3:31... *YOU PAID GOD 20$ TO SENT ME TO HELL!?*
"THE BOYS"
I'd like to say that's probably not his actual friend, but is, in fact, his hell.
Wow, that's deep. Like, hell deep.
A good friend of mine coined the phrase 'If you manage your circle of friends properly, you don't need any enemies' :D
Nah.. it's definitely a friend, the devil you know is sometimes worse then the one you don't, I'm going to hell with nothing but 20s and a list and whiskey to laugh my fucking ass off
Indeed. I like that perspective. Solid.
@@jwn5 still not a friend
Love the enthusiasm despite the fact that he too is in FUCKING HELL
He's actually in Hell's private suite on his off hours, his job is to taunt the Christians who got sent to hell
Well yeah but it is really just a state of mind, you know? I mean hell is what you make of it.
is hell really is that terrible? after all, it does appear to have WIFI in it, and you can contact god whenever you want.
The atheist is in his natural habitat. He is having the time of his afterlife.
@@idaniluz652 yeah but is it good WiFi or like McDonalds WifI?
"Thou shalt not walk around with stick up ass." Book of Zach, 00:50
I almost died from laughing at this, I did not see that lunch line coming oh my god
Conundrum: Zach is a total Star, but that gives me the Urge to recommend YT-Channel; at least Science-Channel (like Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave, Planarwalk, Veritasium) but that makes some mistake me for a Bot. So the more desire i have to reach many people and share Science-Fun, the less i reach?
moral of the story: don't worry about where you will end up in the afterlife. if you don't like where you are, just give god 20$ to change this.
Ooooor......if you're not sinning, Jesus died for nothing 😅
So long as your buried with 20 dollars
bribery💪
Literally the Church during the holy Roman Empire lol
That's how the egyptians did it.... and middle ages catholics...
"by making him go to Bible camp, you practically aborted his childhood..."
Ouch
Considering I was that child, I feel seen. lol
@@adrianloveslucius oof
Gonna be honest, the one I went to was really fun.
I understand that my experience is far from universal. And it’s really sad that this is the case. I’m sorry :(
Damn y'all lucky you got pizza parties and christian music concerts/plays. I got raped and had to waste my childhood knocking on peoples' doors.
@@querube78 …Oh
I… don’t know what to say. That’s so horrible…
2:54 Sickest god to ever exist
What’s funny is that I think sending someone to hell for being stuck-up might actually be somewhat in-line with parts of scripture
"there is a god who I met the other day"
Zach is excellent at referencing his past videos
Which one is that from?
I think it’s the, god is a bro one?
He's creating a multiverse
It's actually a foreshadowing for the bribe at the end 👀
@@aidenmann6190 the Z-Starverse
Knowing that this guy also has a mathematics dedicated channel is so confusing
How is that? It's better than politicians acting as if they are self-proclaimed experts on science don't you think?
For me it's the opposite haha, I follow his main channel and every once in a while I remember this skit channel exists and it just makes me love the guy even more
That shows that being nerdy doesn't equate being boring
What's the channel name?
@@holyknight9507 it's just "zach star" i think
0:09 "Who I met the other day"
Oh the foreshadowing is great. Didn't notice that joke until finding out about the bribery. Love your videos!
"You remember the seventh commandment?"
"Thou shalt live a little"
💀☠💀☠💀
Great how lighthearted this channel is; reminds me of Logicked, Prophet of Zod, Sir Sic and maybe Hbomberguy. But unfortunately, we do live in a Decade where Christianity radicalizes itself. But the Telltale Ahteist covers it with Humor, so i have no Qualm about recommending him to Zack's fans too.
Especially the WHACK-Coverage like his videos about Kat Kerr.
Remember when he said that the 7th commandment is "Thou shalt live a little," implying that he should've cheated on his wife? Well, as it turns out, the 7th commandment is "Thou shalt not commit adultery," so that's a pretty hilarious easter egg 😂😂
Plot twist: The babysitter wasn't 18 yet.
@YJG You can, but I'm well outside the 18+ only jurisdiction.
There's another layer to it. Apparently one of the bible editions/King James one had an infamous printing error that read as "thou shalt commit adultery" instead, being known as "the wicked bible". Zach knows his lore
Covet means to desire, it's not a physical act.
@@wardelljordan1199"thou shalt not covet" is a different sin.
"Thou shalt not commit" is the action.
The editing is getting even better, Zach really is turning into a qualified comedian as well as a qualified teacher
Yep, apparently he's created separate communities without even trying. There's tons of subscribers here that don't know about his original STEM channel.
@@nathanwhite704 I think CZcams recommended this channel because I watch Ryan George and Calebcity. didn't know about the STEM videos, now I'm gonna go look for them, thank you!
@@mausm7534 His STEM channel is awesome. He does in depth comparisons of various fields. I started following Zach Star years ago when his channel was called Major Prep. He helped me to pick Computer Engineering as my major :)
@@nathanwhite704 that's awesome!
@@mausm7534 ayy i watch ryan george and calebcity too. absolute legends
0:15 The video when parents walk in:
1:15 “Oh my god”
... maybe that’s why he’s in hell
The funniest part about this is, an atheist met God, and quickly found out that God was easily bought, but instead of changing his mind, and buying his way into heaven instead, he just got his friend sent to hell with him.
Part of the Bible (as opposed to other parts because it's the most self contradictive book ever) describes heaven as a place where everyone spends every moment worshipping God and signing to him and doing nothing else, so yeah, sounds more like hell to me than actual hell. I'd take a pass on that for sure.
@@gamingelementalist6725 oh man, that sounds terrible. Get me as far away from that place as possible, thank you very much
@@Chuckkills burning for eternity is much worse just saying...
@@stalkyjohnson4081 honestly, I’ve heard both. And they sound equally bad. Difference is, I get to sleep in on Sundays if I take the former option 🤷
@@stalkyjohnson4081 What could I said, physical torment or mental torment it is.
This made me thinking about "When you're religious but God still hates you". He clearly would send you to hell for not living up to his standards
Ironically, there's a passage in the Bible which tell folks to Not Be Religious - on account being Religious is putting high standards no one could live upto.
And another which tells don't force ones own Religious standards on other or use God's teaching as a weapon or to spread hate.
Imagine a world if the folks who call their self a child of God ( of their choice) acceslly read the book they try to shove down other people's throat.
Edit: And yes, God dislike people like this; so your statement above rings true.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven "And yes, God dislike people like this"
how could you possibly know this to be true.. This seems like something you dislike, so you are assuming God feels the same way. Do you even know if God can like or dislike something? If he created it all, and has ultimate power over it all, then it should all be liked.. and if there is only liking, then the distinction seems meaningless.
@@akunog3665 There's are passages in the Bible that covers " Being Lukewarm" , " Being a Follower of God to feel more important/special than anyone else", "A False Follower", and " Using your anoint for power, greed, or pride". So Yes, there are several pages that Proves God dislike these type of people and view them as false followers and people who might twist his teachings for Thier own benefit.
And if you're going to ask "Why would God allow a person do something that he would dislike" it's on account he gave everything he made "Free Will"
Edit: I have nothing against folks who are like this, far from it. It was simply sharing a bit of info that backs up the Person's above original comment.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven I see, so you know God from the bible. So, the first hurdle is to come to terms with how we know the Bible to be the inerrant word of God. This is probably where the hang up is. I am not sure we do have free will, but that's also a separate debate.
Thanks for pointing toward your knowledge, it is interesting to be sure that it's warned against in the Bible.
@@akunog3665 Very well put and correct. These passages/teaching are also in Quran and Torah - since they all fallow the same God , but differ in how it view Jesus, have a few more or less Prophets, how Family dynamics work, and how they see their Relationship with God.
And how most see it - God gave Free Will to everything to how many would fallow him and how many will leave the Kingdom for small gains.
Some even say God gave Us "Free Will" to see how his New Creations would turn out. On account he was betrayed by his Angels that he gave "Little Will" to.
I'm not religious, but this is gold.
"Dude, I thought you believed in god, what are you doing here"
"Well, turns out it's one of the other 3000"
Here's an alternate take on this : the religious dude would end up in hell anyway because his of his pride of being so "holier than thou" attitude when alive meanwhile atheist dude just got his own personal hell that he's sharing his hellish afterlife with his most hated friend for eternity. The $20 thing are just God messing with both atheist and religious dudes.
that god is not god, it's the devil disguised and everyone is in hell and he is playing with them pretending to be god
Pride isn't mortal sin but that would get ya to purgatory for sure
@@madlyfwipp9511 well he is ommiting the fact he is christian by not acting like one should, he is difamating christianity effectively
@@bag.a.6465 There are always bad Christians difamiting the church. It makes stigma spread like wildfire.
@@bag.a.6465 Seeing the rest of the skits, yeah no, thats just god.
Wait...... The creator of EVERYTHING past, present and future accepted a bribe of 20 bucks. That's it 20 bucks
He respected the audacity.
Times are tough, man.
20 dollars is 20 dollars bro
He probably would've done it for 3.50
Yes? You literally see him do it
I was expecting more of the "religious friend was an ass to min wage workers, and a sick to waiters during Sunday lunch" but that ending was pretty funny 😂
The Hazbin hotel is going to have a client
“You paid God $20 to send me to hell!?”
*Ah yes finite loss but infinite gain*
Cccccccall back!
so much to gain
Pascals wager
Pascal's Trolling
“Did you and Cathy abort any potential children? Do you think maybe you should have? Like with Trevor?”
I feel attacked. But not aborted. Maybe I should have been.
Lol I feel the same
Genuinely though, it's a bad idea.
Its never to late to abort.
Imagine being named after a GTA character
What that hell are u doing Trevor i thought u were killing some bikers in the desert not going to Bible camp
"Why did you send me to Hell ?" "Because you are the punition of your sinner friend. just preach him for eternity".
0:37 lol
3:13 oh man
3:32 nahhh
1:31 lmao
1:40 LOL
2:08 ok
It kinda feels like if you’re only doing good things for fear of ending up in hell, you’re gonna end up in hell
Some christians I’ve met have some pretty dubious morals, like asking how atheists/agnostics can be good without the fear of hell looming over them. Like why do you need the threat of torture to be a nice person 😭
@@thebuilder5271 true dat
That's a common thing that's discussed among Christians. You don't want to do good out of fear of punishment or desire for reward. You want to do good out of love for God and love for other people. You want to do good for the sake of doing good.
@@thebuilder5271 Yeah, I've concluded some of those people are actually psychopaths or at the very least Sociopaths. They themselves don't actually have Morals and need to be threatened to abide by societies Morals. Without God. These people would absolutely be terrible people.
Well ya
"Remember peeps, cheat on your wife and heaven is guaranteed for you."
-Sunglass Bro God
As long as she's hot
- Sunglasses Bro God
What if your wife is as hot as it gets? If you really got a jackpot with her? Would cheating on the best option would send you to Hell, because “wtf is wrong with you”?
Don’t actually cheat on your wife though.
That’s adultery, one of the worst sins.
@@Iso20227 No sin is worse than another according to the bible. A sin is a sin.
@@SchizoVoices Is that an excuse ?🤔🤨
To every religious dude who find this offensive: Do you think good doesn't have a sense of humor? Of course he does! He made YOU!
Yeah but God probably doesn’t laugh when people are straight up mocking Him to His face :/
@@sebastianordonez2252 So you're saying god isn't all powerful and all knowing?
I have a since of humour and god made me in is image, so he has one too
Oh man, imagine if god had learned English, the possibilities...@@aestheticmirror9257
This is kinda underrated actually xD
I needed a good laugh. Thank you for posting this
Plot Twist: The friend paid God $20 so they can spend eternity with their best Bro.
So wholesome.
And I'm sure they're going to have a "Hell" of good time together.
Paid. Not payed.
@@Ishmachiah Thanks, my phone autocorrected it to "Payed" on account that is the nautical sense past tense for Pay. (So It didn't flag it as a mistype.)
Edit: I promise I'm not a time traveler.
I like your thinking (◠‿・)-☆
God would never, ever be bribed like that.
What if you wanted to go to Heaven but God said...
*how could you not make a move on that babysitter*
Bro imagine being an annoyingly good person for 70 years just to get curved at the pearly gates for staying loyal
@@izzyzoldyck7391 Being loyal is not a bad thing. Just saying that so the mentally ill people reading this recognize it is just a joke and not try to justify cheating.
@@nullbeyondo lol bro chill out. Cheat on who ever you want. It’s not a big deal
@@noirekuroraigami2270pfffttttttt
jesus christ the freaking editing.
'You paid God 20 dollars to send me to Hell?"
Lmfao.
He won, but at what cost
$20
Andrew Jackson
Fully worth it
As a Christian, I find this ENTIRE skit faaaaar more funnier than it should be!
@Promses2Keep
This guy often makes content in which he sort of scoffs at Christianity, he depicts “hell” as being comfortable, he depicts God as a scoffer, etcetera.
Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really don’t mean this as a personal attack or anything, but I worry about watching this channel and his videos, because they seem to be nearing or actually committing blasphemy in many respects.
You may do whatever you will with this reply, I apologize if it seemed like I was telling you what to do or anything like that, but I just wanted to give you something to consider.
May God give you wisdom, and may your faith and repentance persevere to the very end of your life, and may all the things you do be to the aim of glorifying God and with the expectation of the rewards of Heaven. God loves you.
@@computergamescritical6917 agree with you brother.
@@computergamescritical6917 Thank you, and I truly do appreciate your concern and your comments.
I know this young man is completely irreverent, but I find his videos hilarious *because* I know they're not serious. I see them in the same way as classic movies like Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part 1," specifically the scene where "Moses" comes down from Mount Sinai declaring the Lord has given the people the Commandments, but he has THREE tablets, for a total of FIFTEEN. As he's speaking, declaring, "The Lord has given us fifteen..." he accidentally drops and shatters one of the tablets, looks down, then corrects himself midsentence and continues without missing a beat..."TEN! Ten Commandments!" It's funny, but it's not mean or spiteful. That's the same way these videos are.
It's just a joke. It's okay to laugh sometimes.
@Promses2Keep
Thank you for replying.
I know what scene you’re taking about, I personally don’t find that to be objectionable as some do, since it doesn’t contain profanity, a “peaceful” depiction of hell, or a sinful depiction of God, as this video does, but that is merely my personal view.
Lead your life according to your best discernment, and peace be upon you.
@@computergamescritical6917 I personally see it as a satire as he plays around with how ridiculous christianity can often sound. I don't think he's making fun of christianity itself
Remember guys, it’s not a sin if she’s hot. The boys in hell told me so.
Discovering this channel on a depressing Thursday is one of the major highlights of my life!
Thank you for doing this! ❤🔥
Knowing your skits I saw the god thing from a mile off and im still cackling.
God is not your friend, joke with your friends not with God don't love it
@@pppoo7878 you're such a baby, honestly if the bible is god's book, it would have been the original version that was lost to time, and copies made after that are twisted by the lies of humans, it'd be funny if a crap person like u ended up in hell for reasons you didn't foresee
"Doesn't matter if you're a sinner, doesn't matter if you're a saint!! Noone wins!"
You hath earned by extreme respect.
Best comment
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Ayyy Lucifer quote!
"I did everything right" _and that was your first mistake!_
This song rocks so hard. Your other stuff is good too but I feel like this is truly great. I thibk if you guys keep practicing the skys the limit. Please don't quit!
Plot Twist: The other guy isn't actually there, he's just part of the Religious guy's hell
I kinda suspected that I guess
I love his friend he's so annoyed
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
This earned a subscription. Not even a huge sketch comedy fan, but the dialogue sounds like it's out of a Hollywood tier comedy. American pie or something. Died a couple times.
"The reason you're in hell is because you made over 6 figures which is God's cutoff for being rich. Sorry bro it's written right here that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to get to heaven."
If you make more than 10000 dollars a year you are basically 1% in my country so a lot of people are going to hell
"What if she's hot.....ON GOD?"
I died laughing 😂
I can't wait for the international videos. This is going to be insane!
I dont know what exactly i was expecting coming into this video,but ienjoyed what i got
"Is there some commandment that says 'thou shall not walk around with stick up ass?'" Yes! Pretty much all of Matthew chapter seven! The wording is actually pretty close, and it does involve sticks being in places they should not be.
Is there some commandment that says "Thou shalt not bribe god to send thine enemies to hell"?
@@Anonymous-df8it Deuteronomy 10:7 directly states that it would be ineffective, at least.
@@legendsofmichael4315 What does it say?
“You go to church everyday but dont realize when one of his miracles is sitting on your couch without a bra”
Okay fine you've made me nearly piss my pants like, three times. I'm subscribing.
The end was so good I had to subscribe
Friend: Pays god $20 for other friend to hell.
You: Angry at friend for doing it.
Me: Wondering where that money go before you meet god!
Plot Twist: The friend payed $20 so they can spend eternity with their best Bro.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven xD
would love to see an “Atheist in heaven” skit and the christian went “WHAT THE FU-“
I'm sure they would react to the authoritarian Kingdom of God much more viscerally than any Atheists there.
This gives old CZcams vibes and its amazing
“I’ll keep him in hell it seems to be what he wants”
Best thing I’ve heard all week
You're not true friends unless you can shit on your friend for being in the same situation as you.
1:28 I've handed him this bbbbbbbeautiful babysitter. lmfao
0:01 the earliest timed comment here
0:00
“I did everything right” and therein lies the problem
Lol that’d be so funny to see the religious hypocrites down there.
Agreed don't confuse us with religious hypocrites
The religious hypocrites are so prevelant it's Annoying I s saw a Christian the other day say "I'm gay but I'm Christian " those are two contradicting things I also hate people who are like "kill all gay people" like Christans are supposed to love everyone but hate the sin they do being gay is a sin but we still love gay people like how you can love your alcoholic uncle but not support him being a alcoholic
@@Bacon2000. you mean different religion
@@spicyshizz2850
No just religious hypocrites
Regardless of religion
The fuck is a religious hypocrite
Zach has evolved into appearing onscreen with another person... himself
I mean, considering how bigoted, racist, sexist and abusive super religious people usually were (some even still are), I’m not surprised if most of the population of hell was actually the same people who believed they were going to heaven.
To be fair most people think theyd go to heaven/not go to hell when infact they are qualified to lmao.
@@peppr115 Sensing alot of prejudice from this comment.
@@peppr115 yes we all do deserve punishment which is hell
but we sin against god and he has the power to forgive those sins
just like how you can choose to not press charges
itsa just the way he forgives is through jesus
@@peppr115 jesus willfully took your punishment on himself
and thats why god forgives through jesus
@@peppr115 Jesus had to suffer because an all good God needs to have justice on sin which is an extremely serious and wicked thing in his eyes. God coming down to suffer in our place shows how far from evil and how gracious our God is.
Dude you're like totally throwing off the vibes of my pearly gates...
On that “lying” thing, yes, actually, presumption is a mortal sin.
So what you’re telling me is that assuming someone does something or that something will happen is grounds for eternal damnation?
@@EnigmaEnginseer no it specifically refers to presuming God’s forgiveness
@@drigondii does this also include presuming God's damnation?
@@brook_angel presuming one's own damnation is the sin of despair.
I believe that is also pride.
"Who am I to judge"
-God
This is fucking genius
what dose a straight person and god have in commen?
$20 is $20.
1:55 at least he accepts his past
this makes sense considering almost every single religion says that if you don't believe in that religion you go to hell meaning if the Muslim religion is correct then all Christian and Jews go to hell and vice versa
Pretty sure he has at least one video concerning the whole “turns out the answer was X is the right religion.”
Well I mean Muslims, Jews, and Christians follow the same God, so not sure if those was the best three to choose from
In islam, not that simple, at a surface level, 'if you know what islam is and are invited, and refuse to accept allah as your god, and muhammad (saw) as his messenger. You will go to hell' but it isnt so simple, firstly every persons fate cant be recognised by people, it is their and gods matter. And people can be excused based on multiple factors.
We all know that only Mormons go to Heaven
No disrespect but thats the equivalent of judging a book by its cover and a clear indication of a take of someone who haven't done nearly enough research.
Now if you will be so kind enough to post a reference to that babysitter which you described in this video. I promise i wanna go to heaven
Let's see what president Jackson thinks about this.
So there's phone service in Hell apparently
Of course there is. Satan is not some kind of monster
So relatable bro 💯
I love his early 2000s vibe and humor. It's like a breath of fresh, nostalgic air 😭
1:40 ON GOD LMAO
I thought this was going to be about how unrealistically high the standards of Christianity, how you have to be absolutely and impossibly perfect in order to get to heaven, but it turned out to be way funnier.
Fun fact, it's not following the rules that gets you to heaven, it's trying your best.
@@stefanmoret5246 this
Moral of the story: "Thou shalt not bribe god to send thine enemies to hell else thou shalt live in hell with thine enemies."
the unrealistic standards?
the only standard is having faith in jesus
@@FryedCat0 I'm talking about all the puritanical a-holes that shame people for being themselves.
Conversations like this happen in my head all the time.
Bruh I can tell you really wanted to make this
2:27 That, right there, shows how prideful and presumptuous that friend was. Also, his "I did everything right" shows the same superficial misunderstanding as an atheist, that someone can just cash in brownie points by following the rules.
Yep. Literally everything you did in your life and the motives behind them will be laid bare.
I highly doubt anyone who's religious and is only doing good because they will go to heaven is actually going to heaven.
The motive has to be purely selfless. It has to come from you actually being a good person from the heart/soul.
A lot of christians and people have mistaken is that through your works, you’ll be saved. Jesus already paid the price. I think following the bible is a way we can share and honor God, not necessarily save ourselves from our sins. We are already saved, and thus we do good works to others to thank God. The bible isnt for “good people”, it’s for flawed people who wanted to make improvement to their life, and straighten themselves out. It’s christians way how to have hope despite past mistakes and have something to look up for.
Pride is a deadly sin.
@@seanhartnett79 Not as deadly as twenty bucks apparently.
Even if you did everything right you still have to pay for that one bitch that ate a fruit.
Hell truly is other people.
That punchline was so unexpected. The layers of absurdity of paying God human money for someone else's eternal torture.
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remember the video in which he Pascal wagered 20$? apparently it was more than a joke.
I can confirm as his child Trevor I didn’t like Bible camp.
I actually went to Bible camp and had a bad experience with the organizer. Apparently we the guys dorm would stay up to like 12 they would talk about girls in a rude manner. So the next day apparently one of the girls said all the guys were talking crap when myself nor my room or any room I had visited said anything. The next day the organizer who’s like 5 feet tall goes full drill instructor mode and lines every guy along the walls of the dorm and yells about how wrong it was of “us” to do that and whenever someone said that they didn’t do anything he just yelled louder. And to make this even worse we were constantly doing activities, but you could only get like 3-6 hours of sleep. Other times I went it was usually good tho, just that one time. The combination of bad management and probably a couple of liars or dumb people caused problems. It’s not all bad though. To be clear I’m still strong in my beliefs of Christ, I just didn’t like the guys who was running camp that one time.
Sounds like a lot of religious people I know.
I always find it funny how real religious types who do this stuff seem to come across as someone who thinks they are doing you a favior.
Why are you a christian out of all religions?
What is more evil then having an innocent person take your punishment just so that you can get away scott-free of whatever vile actions you might have done during your lifetime?
@@youtubestudiosucks978 i mean to be fair that "innocent person" is (in mainstream christianity) just god. Like god sacrificing himself to himself. He loves that kind of self-indulgent melodrama
@@youtubestudiosucks978, the Bible, the word of my God says if “if you love me you will keep my commandments” and “Faith without works is dead”. The Bible never said you are therefore allowed to get away with vile acts in life because you’re saved, but that you should repent from vile acts because you’ve been saved.
0:29 I think the right title of the video would be "When the religious and the atheist friend die and both end up to hell" or something like that and the serious one is the one who was atheist lol
How did he even get $20 after he's dead? It's not legally his, he can't access either bank accounts or physical money.
Maybe he bribed him while he was still alive?
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i... i actually really like sweaters...
"because if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad. 'Cause everybody else will be there too, Including you" 🎶 still one of my favorite lyrics and I think it fits pretty well
Ah a fellow person of culture. Another relevant lyric: "God thinks you are a waste of flesh".
@@SezmoistheWorst what song is that
@@Mythmasyer4728 the first is hell in a hand basket. The second is God thinks both by Aurelio Voltaire.
"Best $20 i have ever spent"
i like how cozy hell looks