Batman V. Superman: Under The Sheets - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 4. 07. 2024
- Batman is objectively cooler than loser Spiderman. And therefore gives WAY better D. But that begs the question, which superhero would be the best to take to pound town?
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Christina talking about Spider Man: "The three of them together, crying about their bullshit."
Christina talking about Batman: "He'd take his mask off and weep with me."
Christina during the ads: I LOVE Best Fiends, I play it all the time on my phone, it's my favorite game.
Christina during the podcast: Plays game? What like a fucking kid? Get out of here.
Being hypocritical is her brand at this point.
@@kat-rau. I used to love Christina but after hearing her shit on people because of their hobbies has really made me kind of hate her personality.
@@kat-rau. ok but ya takin shit too seriously breh
@@kat-rau. mans greatest mistake is taking seriously what God has given us to use for fun
Lol thèse are just comedic riffs. She's not trying to be consistent.
I love that this convo starts with how great Michael Keaton is
*Michael Keaton **_is_** great.*
@@Brainbuster "Night Shift" was a pretty underrated flick.
and yet Christina never got back around to fucking Michael Keaton.
He was terrifying in Pacific Heights. Psycho status!
This clip made me laugh more than Brendan Schaubs entire new half hour.
Not a real high bar to be honest
Yea.... That was awkward. Can't knock a grinder, but yea, I was deadpan throughout waiting to laugh.
he has a half hours? What a waste of 30 minutes
That's because he sucks at comedy
Diiiiiiiiiiicey!
Batman out there droppin pearl necklaces in the alleyway nawhatimsayiiin
Nigggaa
"solve that riddle" and he fucking nuts in you
I'm fucking dead
I cackled
Christina is going to LOVE Goth-Boy Pattinson-Batman 😅
Oh shit
Yea shes pretends to be goth but really shes just full of sh*t. The goth thing was just her trying to stand out in highschool, like most of them do.
She didn't though.
@@grim_2000 I know, right? Puzzling.
"solve that riddle" - Tommy Buns
I love when two of my interests meet in a multiverse event
Tom: Spider Man is for children
Christina: remember when we saw that in the theater?
They probably took their kids
It is all jokes, if you honestly care about what another man watches then that’s more pathetic lol
They have children genius
Does Batman go down on a woman?
West Batman: absolutely not
Keaton Batman: no
Kilmer Batman: yes
Clooney Batman: says he does but doesn't
Bale Batman: doesn't but expects it for himself
Affleck Batman: like it's his job
Pattinson Batman: yes but doesn't want to
Lol. You wild for this *like*
@@jamesmcclaren9759 hahahahaha
lmao
Laughed at Affleck for 27 straight seconds
“I’d watch [Henry Cavill] do push-ups naked”
Me too, Tom. Me too.
"he's gonna be like, 'Eat out of the toilet...'" best line ever
native has 12-pack abs under that belly from laughing all day for several years
"Bat juice dripping outta you all day" hahahaha this is wild.
When Christina said Riddler's girlfriend and no one knew it, because Harley is with the fucking Joker... SMH
These two need to watch College Humor’s “Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex” skit
Pete Holmes kills it as Batman
Pete Holmes is the best bat we have got
"His face is all wet...like mine was at the beginning and hers was...at the end." 🤣
As a comic fan, this conversation was hilarious 😂
Superman is the pull-out king. He's got to be the most considerate lover cause the first time he fails to pull-out he blows some poor laddies brains out.
I fully believe that. He could hold back while he fucks but no man can hold back while he nuts.
Laddie? Superman isn’t gay! 🤔
Multiplicity is one of the funniest, most underrated comedy movies ever.
What’d ya get me?
A chainsaw? 😊
…or a book. ☹️
@@micahclawrence I like Pizza. I LIKE IT!
Yess!!!!
She touched my pee pee. Lol
“Superman in bed IS Superman.”
Tom needs to dress up as Batman and give it to her.
“Are you picking me up?” “Up? Look down.” 😂 🤣
Only those who have been or are in long term relationships can see the real emotions under all this. She didn’t like the amargot Robbie comments so she countered with Hebert Cavil. It’s so slight you can just see it. It’s beautiful.
The out of control laughter in the background makes it hilarious
The most shocking part about this clip is Tom not knowing who Storm is.
Someone should show them the Hancock deleted scene, blasting loads in the trailer. They'd love that.
I never want to hear Christina say the word “drama” again😅
As soon as Christina said "David banner" I went "damn she's old" all in jest my love... that hulk show with lou is fucking ancient though.. love you Christina x
Fun fact: A TV Executive involved with the 70's Hulk show made them change the name from Bruce to David, because he thought that, "Bruce sounded like a fags name."
Do you think that TV Exec was insecure about something?
😂🤣😂 my parents loved that show. I would have thought she would have said Ed Norton but yeah she surprised me to go straight to my parent’s era! 😵💫😂🤣
@Del K fun fact: They changed hulks name from Bruce Banner to David Banner because they thought Bruce Banner sounded too gay
@@skitz-oh no way! 🤪😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. All the poor straight Bruce Banners be like 🫣🥺😵💫 we can be Doctors and The Hulk as much as the Davids. 😅😅😅
Mr Cavill was asked what he did for cardio... He was too prudent to give the true answer
That Spider-Man slander will not be tolerated
I stand with Spider-Man!
those comments cut deep
Batman like....Fucks 🤣 Got me crying
Im dyingggg this is the best podcast eveeerrrr
I'm digging the refined class of the new studio.
I listen every week but haven't saw the new paintings and regal elegance.
The pronunciation of “Cavill” makes me want to drive my head into the ground every time I hear it
"Spiderboy lives with his aunty"...lmao
Mr. Fantastic has possibilities to please the ladies.
Fun fact, Superman’s love juices could actually kill you if he dumps it inside of someone.
Love this couple! The banter and chats are top level! 😂🤣😂🤩😎😎😎😎
I love these conversations
I like how she combines Eric Bana and Bruce Banner together.
this is hilarious because Christina is gonna drool when she sees Pattinson with the face paint on in The Batman
14:28 Only Superman can say "Hold on to one of my abs." for safety.
One of the best episodes ever!
Christina: “he’s like ‘Aw my family got murdered in front of meee…’
*Garth style* I like that…”
This is great clip!!
Jason Momoa is usually the go to girl crush as Aquaman.
His girl Amber Heard, with all this crazy info coming out... tbh I'm even more into her.
You find it attractive when a woman shits on the bed?
You into scat?
This is the best lead up conversation to San Diego Comic Con. Give these two a panel there and talk this shit the whole time.
‘Comes up with a full head of hair’ lmaoooo
Loved this!!!! So did about 12 other people forwarded this too. 🤣🤣👍
David Bana, David Banner.. Eric Bana played Bruce Banner so close enough
The Flash may finish too quickly, but he would also have a super fast refractory period, so my money is on him for the champ because it's never ending for him
Yoooo Tom doing Harley Quinn 🤣💀
As someone who grew up on the batman comics and played all the Arkham games I fucking loved the batman. One of my all time favs alongside seven and schindlers list
Daredevil would use all his other senses to make sweet, sweet love to CP.
CP?!?
I love how all these conversations start with a topic but then go off on a wild tangent 😂 I want to be there I'm the back to be the guy laughing too loud 😅
David Banner is a producer/ rapper
Tom is looking at zoey like if I was younger I’d get that 😭😭😂😂
RIP Kevin Samules
Reed Richards can definitely get up in there.
I thought this said Michael Richards.
Cavill: Workout, Act, Video Games, Sleep.
Really wanted to hear Push's thoughts on Thor's bangability.
Holy Jesus christ you guys are triggering a new dimension of the internet 😳 🤣
Saying Spider-Man is for children is a hot take nowadays. Lmao
Christina called Harley Quinn "the Riddler's girlfriend". 😑
I can see why she is accused of stolen valor
In one of the hulk movies banner couldn't let his heartrate get too high or he would transform so maybe not a good idea lmao
The problem with Spider-Man is that Marvel today insists on keeping Spider-Man a teenager in every movie. In the comics, he gets laid, marries MJ, doesn't live with his aunt and becomes a man. Spider-Man isn't a teenager forever. He wasn't in the 80's nor was he in the 90's.
lmao david banner is that musician with the chevy w butterfly doh’s
Recently I've come to believe that when Tom calls Spider-man a p*ssy for crying or that getting lot's of p*ssy makes a superhero "a real man" he's joking (mostly at least) but Christina actually means all that. Really starting to suspect that she's not a very good person.
Whatever, is everyone supposed to be morally immaculate all the time?
the new batman doesnt have mixed reviews lmfao the reviews are overwhelmingly positive from basically anyone who isnt a snyder fan. also if tina knew what henry cavill’s interests were she wouldnt be interested LMFAO
the new batman is for chomos
It definitely does have mixed reviews lol
This episode had me LAFFING HARD all the way through -- the fact they are "seriously discussing" fucking superheroes as if they're real.
This is a great podcast.
This had me at work crying 😂🤣😂🤣
The women on Wonder Women's island reproduce by raiding ships mating with the sailors and tossing them into the ocean cold, so yeah that's the problem with sleeping with WW.
Also the Flash taught superman how to vibrate to blur his face on camera so both of them can vibrate.
Spiderman doesn't get chicks, tell that to Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat, Betty Brant, Carol Denvers and so on. Every Spiderman comic is basically his rouge gallery trying to kill his girlfriends.
This is fucking hilarious
My thoughts exactly. They are always funny, but this is next level 🤣
Batman sees her Bauhaus tee and it's over...smitten.
The riddlers girlfriend, Harley Quinn lol
This is like Bert is holding a conversation with Bert, the way all names are wrong. Only its actually funny!
Wolverine or Daredevil. Wolverine has anger issues, super strength but not too much, and is hundreds of years old so knows all sorts of tricks. Daredevil, because he is so in tune with all his other senses, super fit, and is driven to help people.
Mystique is 100% the way to go if we talk heroines.
my god if christina says cuhvil one more fucking time. I can't believe tom was so patient with that shit after everyone tried correcting her. She even made the joke and then went back to saying it the wrong way
Ayeeee shoutout my boy David Banner
Who is the man laughing in the background??!!you are my hero 🙏🤣🤣
Can't believe they brushed right by Storm from X-Men...she was played by Halle Berry who's probably hotter than every other chick they listed, and although they did bring up Catwoman (who Halle also portrayed), I'm pretty sure they were referring to actresses from the more recent films like Zoe Kravitz and Anne Hathaway (who I agree are both beautiful) but yeah, can't believe Halle's name didn't come up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You gotta tickle the a$$hole" - Morgan Freeman
2:20 Biggs Nutzinya would be Tom's super villain name!
because The way T said it, it sounded like Nutzinya was a the name of a Batman villian.
I was having so much fun with this clip until the broad said that Harley quin is Riddler's girlfriend and no one corrected Her.
Batman and Catwoman get down in a dark kinky way.
Just realized that before Pepper Tony Stark only slept with every chic once and they were always super cranky towards him afterwards…methinks he didn’t really take his time…
I just want to point out that Wonder Woman is from Amazonia. There's supposed to be an all-male equivalent in the Greek mythos they use for breeding.
Lesbos is a real island in Greece. Just across the Aegean Sea from Athens, north of Izmir.
Bruce Banner inside a woman getting more and more excited then POP.
Shout out to David Banner...Cadillac on 22's 20yrs ago and banged Christina today lol
Also on Mr. Rodgers
Like they said in Mallrats... Superman's load would go through you like a shotgun blast.
Just think of the Flash's Friction. God damn!
Bruh. Spiderman drives a motorcycle, works with iron man and fucks basically every baddie in the MCU
I'm 28 and I love Spider-Man. Square up Tom 🥊. We can have Crazie Loc's be the ref, lets go!
David banner is a rapper lol
Please read Larry NIven's "Man of Steel - Woman of Kleenex" for a full breakdown on Supes in the bedroom. Also read the original Michael Mann script for "Hancock"..originally called "Tonight, he comes"
Christina should cast as old super girl(/women?) very much resemble Benoist
Keaton villain in Spider-man was awesome
Heyyy I like Spider-Man and I’m a grown adult… and your assessment of adults that like spidey is… absolutely right