I like Rahab. Although a prostitute she had faith in the end and was actually an ancestress of Jesus Christ. What an honor. And a testimony to how merciful and forgiving our God is.
Your parents naming you fascinates me. Your name means “unexalted“ in Hebrew. That’s better than Jezebel which means controlling narcissistic harlot. Your name sounds like Jezreel, (May God Give Seed), ancient city of the Philistines (who no longer exist), capital of the northern kingdom of Israel under King Ahab and where the tribe of Dan would’ve settled before Arab/Egyptians (probably intermingling with Canaanites and Jews) made it Muslim Palestine for the time being, but not forever according to scripture.
I feel the same way about Delilah! It's sooo pretty, and you can even use Delia for short which is also so cute. Too bad she was such a terrible woman! Although it is a name that has gained popularity.... So obviously some people aren't reading their Bibles 😂
@@ChaoticGoodMarineFun Fact: Nimrod didn’t mean dumbass until bugs bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd the same name after he missed him with a shotgun
@@ChaoticGoodMarineBaal , the sun god in the Bible that God super gets mad at people for worshipping is nimrod . Baal is another name for nimrod . Same with the name Osiris. He was married to Asheroth, the naked fertility goddess we worship as Christians for Easter . Facts are fun
Youre wrong we do not "worship a naked fertility goddess for easter" if thats what you worship for Easter, youve got your meaning completely messed up@@John14-24
"I've always threatened to be selfish and intentionally cause issues for my kids if I ever have them because I'm an attention seeking trash can narcissist"
@@oophusr Killing oneself doesn't put you in hell. Not believing in Jesus does. The name Judas is usually associated with the traitor, but Jesus had a disciple named Judas (who wrote Jude) as well as a half-brother named Judas. However, the name Iscariot meaning "from Kerioth" is held by nobody else but the traitor.
My cousin names her first son Judas. We had a moment thinking ok perhaps the other good Judas from Jesus' squad. Then she names her second son Cain. And then we knew what she was up to
The best part of this video is that he’s trying to not be loud because he’s in a place where there’s a lot of people on computers. “ Judas put down the coins.”
Following up to the beautiful twin female name developers of “Feta and…. “. Trey joins the fragile often fraught world of going against name normals and into inclusivity. 🤗 Although worthy of books to reference these flashes of creativity and a just cause for the neglected words proliferating in our ever so pc environment, I couldn’t help splitting my sides due to laughter. Suspecting this will subside once the “has a ring to it” settles. Trey, on point and needed name ingenuity. Thank you, Yours, Pharisee or “Issie” if you like.
To be real, she was just doing what everyone did back then. You take your bath and dry off on the sunny roof. People just respected that fact and didn't peek. Plus, most people couldn't see up there, so she felt she was being modest. DAVID, on the other hand, KNEW he shouldn't be looking, let alone using his position over her. She was basically gRaped, and everyone still blames her for being an adultress! She didn't do ANYTHING wrong!
@@d_richteryeah, his name could've been on the naughty list if he hadn't redeemed himself in God's eyes. Bathsheeba is definitely the victim here. You don't say no when you've been summoned by the king.
Man that story always annoys me every time I read the bible. She was just minding her business doing her thing on the roof, she didn't go out of her way to commit adultery.
Way to call back to beige girls from the pod. 🤣 Also, when I worked on staff at my church years ago, I worked with a Gentile (last name) pronounced like the “girl” version you said.
Wowo, wow, wow! Thank you for sharing. I cry every tine the show a video of orphans. I never thought about God bringing us into a journey with Him, showing Himself through the process of adoption. Please pray for me. Its been on my heart since i was 16. Im 37 this year.
Hey, I have met two black women who are named after Queen Vashti! I kid you not. Not sure what to think on that name. I had a female goat who was named Jezebel who she lived up to her name. She eventually wound up in the freezer, if you get my drift…
@@cg0825 My cousin's goat was mauled by dogs 🙁 she ended up dying. The other goat was so lonely, she cried for her all the time. They ended up giving her to a farmer who had a lot of goats so she wouldn't be lonely.
I went to school with a lot of Mary's ....Mary Grace, Mary Carol, Mary Ann, Mary Alice, and on and on. And...a Mary Magdalene. That's commitment on her parents' parts.
Gomorrah sounds like an STD
Pharisee sounds like an up and coming R&B star
The fact that your comment is so accurate is crazy 💯
I like Rahab. Although a prostitute she had faith in the end and was actually an ancestress of Jesus Christ. What an honor. And a testimony to how merciful and forgiving our God is.
I’m still sad Jezebel has a negative connotation bc it’s so pretty!
Girllll me too- my dad like jezelbel and my mom liked gazelle. They named me Jezel 💀
Your parents naming you fascinates me. Your name means “unexalted“ in Hebrew. That’s better than Jezebel which means controlling narcissistic harlot. Your name sounds like Jezreel, (May God Give Seed), ancient city of the Philistines (who no longer exist), capital of the northern kingdom of Israel under King Ahab and where the tribe of Dan would’ve settled before Arab/Egyptians (probably intermingling with Canaanites and Jews) made it Muslim Palestine for the time being, but not forever according to scripture.
I feel the same way about Delilah! It's sooo pretty, and you can even use Delia for short which is also so cute. Too bad she was such a terrible woman!
Although it is a name that has gained popularity.... So obviously some people aren't reading their Bibles 😂
Just go with Jezzbell
@bunny_0288 I get compliments often on my name. I think most, if not all, won't think of the name as bad, even if they know the story about her.
I would name my baby
✨️ Nebuchadnezzar ✨️
They’d never learn how to spell it lol
Chad for short
@@H0SANNA😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@H0SANNA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 never thought about that 🤣🤣
"I'm sorry, what was your name again?"
Nineveh business
😂😂😂
To be fair, Nineveh was redeemed (much to Jonah’s dismay 😂)
And sadly later destroyed due to them going back to their old ways
Yeah for like 100 years and then they goofed it again😕
by the time it was redeemed he gained Gods heart on the matter
I have heard of Neveah - sounds very similar to Nineveh and it's heaven spelled backwards
vegitales is the first thing i thought of
“Pharisee come eat your goldfish!!!” 😅😅
I love that he’s doing this while in line at the DMV 😂
Oh I thought he was at the air port 😂🙄
I knew a dude named Nimrod
Wasn’t he a great hunter though?
@@ChaoticGoodMarineFun Fact: Nimrod didn’t mean dumbass until bugs bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd the same name after he missed him with a shotgun
@@ChaoticGoodMarineBaal , the sun god in the Bible that God super gets mad at people for worshipping is nimrod . Baal is another name for nimrod . Same with the name Osiris.
He was married to Asheroth, the naked fertility goddess we worship as Christians for Easter .
Facts are fun
Youre wrong we do not "worship a naked fertility goddess for easter" if thats what you worship for Easter, youve got your meaning completely messed up@@John14-24
Oh, that’s cruel!! 😂😂😂
My jaw dropped when you said, "Harlot"😭🤣
I'm laughing at you being tickled at your own silliness 😂
😂😂😂 that is hilarious " Harlot" lol I can't when you said it it sounded so beautiful.😂😂
The T is silent 😂
Lilith. I don't even care about her story, I'm gonna use it anyway, it's perfect
I’m quite partial to Lucifer. Like, “light bringer” or “light giver” is an excellent name.
my dad like jezelbel and my mom liked gazelle. They named me Jezel 💀
You forgot Delilah
Delilah is off to beauty school.
"Hey there, Delilah..." Great song!
Delilah is a pretty common name though. Haha
LOL like on Enchanted
Fun fact: I know a Delilah in these days as I live and breathe 😂
Heresy, Pharisee 😂😂😂
I've always threatened to name my sons Behemoth and Leviathon
I know someone that named their child Leviathan. 😳
His nickname could be Levi😂
😂😂😂
"I've always threatened to be selfish and intentionally cause issues for my kids if I ever have them because I'm an attention seeking trash can narcissist"
@@ambim9033I always take youtube comments seriously and can't see the humour people watching a comedy channel might share
You forgot Judas.
Judas Thaddeus and Judas bar Joseph did nothing wrong.
Calling someone Iscariot, however...
@@indigofenrir7236didn’t Judas kill himself? Which is a sin which is why he went to hell?
@@oophusr Killing oneself doesn't put you in hell. Not believing in Jesus does.
The name Judas is usually associated with the traitor, but Jesus had a disciple named Judas (who wrote Jude) as well as a half-brother named Judas.
However, the name Iscariot meaning "from Kerioth" is held by nobody else but the traitor.
Judas is unnecessary because in the English language we also have Judah and Jude. Those sound better anyway
My cousin names her first son Judas. We had a moment thinking ok perhaps the other good Judas from Jesus' squad. Then she names her second son Cain. And then we knew what she was up to
Our rescue cat was named Gomorrah. We were like “We’ll be changing that asap” 😅
for sure....even w/o its reference in the Bible its just a horrible name
@@cg0825agreed. That word reminds me of diarrhea
Lol. My mom had a rescue cat that's name was literally Satan! They ended up calling her Satin like the silky cloth
@@miggy_elitoromero1480 or gonorrhea
You should have changed it to Gamora, like the marvel character. Then it would sound the same but have a different meaning
The best part of this video is that he’s trying to not be loud because he’s in a place where there’s a lot of people on computers. “ Judas put down the coins.”
You need the beige girls to repeat the names for you 😂
Sennacherib. Sisera. Absalom is still a badass name.
“Yo wassup my names Nineveh”😏😏lol I’m dying🤣🤣
If Lucifer didn't mean LUCIFER, then 100% I'd name my kid Lucifer.
You could just refer to when Lucifer was good and before he turned evil and lost his beauty
@@theinfamousTeyo wow. You missed my entire comment.
@@liahnotleah I'm just saying you could refer to him before being bad that's it :/
@@theinfamousTeyo again, you missed the whole point. Not only of my comment, but of the entire premise of the video. Just stop talking, dude.
@@liahnotleah I wasn't even being rude no need for negativity :(
Cain
Right such good name
The cat in Cinderella is named Lucifer 💀
And it embodies the deadly sins of Luciferian narcissism. 😂
Don't forget Moby Dick had an Ishmael and Captain Ahab.
Harlot Hades Horeb
What a beautiful name.
I think Nineveh is actually a decent name even with the context, the entire city repented when Jonah came to it so it's not all negative.
The slipped afterwards
It was still destroyed later though.
Idk that would be like naming your baby chicago, all the rape murder and corruption?
Who knows where he got this idea 😂
✋🏼 ‘Asthma, Rosacea’ 😅
@@melissaplett6627OMG Why?
@@carollynch8319John reacted to a video of a couple girls sharing baby names that would be cute if they didn’t have other meanings. Check it out! 😅
Felony 😂
Is nobody going to talk about how mysterious Amnon sounds?
"I'm gonna ask this one time: Where is Gomorrah?"
"Well, I'll do you one better: *who* is Gomorrah?"
"I'll do *you* one better: *why* is Gomorrah?"
lol🤣I remember that
Took the idea from the girls in last weeks podcast to new level 🤣🤣 always gotta look at the positive 😂😂😂
Following up to the beautiful twin female name developers of “Feta and…. “. Trey joins the fragile often fraught world of going against name normals and into inclusivity. 🤗
Although worthy of books to reference these flashes of creativity and a just cause for the neglected words proliferating in our ever so pc environment, I couldn’t help splitting my sides due to laughter. Suspecting this will subside once the “has a ring to it” settles. Trey, on point and needed name ingenuity.
Thank you,
Yours, Pharisee or “Issie” if you like.
Bathsheeba takes the crown.
Literally! 😂
To be real, she was just doing what everyone did back then. You take your bath and dry off on the sunny roof. People just respected that fact and didn't peek. Plus, most people couldn't see up there, so she felt she was being modest. DAVID, on the other hand, KNEW he shouldn't be looking, let alone using his position over her. She was basically gRaped, and everyone still blames her for being an adultress! She didn't do ANYTHING wrong!
@@d_richteryeah, his name could've been on the naughty list if he hadn't redeemed himself in God's eyes. Bathsheeba is definitely the victim here. You don't say no when you've been summoned by the king.
@@cheripowers9924 EXACTLY!
Man that story always annoys me every time I read the bible. She was just minding her business doing her thing on the roof, she didn't go out of her way to commit adultery.
Way to call back to beige girls from the pod. 🤣 Also, when I worked on staff at my church years ago, I worked with a Gentile (last name) pronounced like the “girl” version you said.
I need a part two 😂😂😂
After watching the show Lucifer, I believe it's safe to name your child, even your next pet Lucifer.
Wowo, wow, wow! Thank you for sharing. I cry every tine the show a video of orphans. I never thought about God bringing us into a journey with Him, showing Himself through the process of adoption. Please pray for me. Its been on my heart since i was 16. Im 37 this year.
Ah John, making himself laugh is gold!
Why did I audibly gasp when you said Lucifer, tho 😮
Ok!
You THINK differently!!!
You said it … you MEANT it!
LOL! 😅😅
Delilah has to make the list, no? Especially if she's a barber's wife.
We had some neighborhood kids, and the big brother was named Cain.
Could totally see it.
You calling out “harlot!” In the middle of an airport lol
Also someone needs to help Yuna, she made her english name “hussy” please im cryingggg 😭😂😅
You talk with Jase Robertson about Jericho was hilarious. "Jerry" ;-) God bless ya!
“Gen-teel, if it’s a girl”🤣🤣🤣
Hey, I have met two black women who are named after Queen Vashti! I kid you not. Not sure what to think on that name.
I had a female goat who was named Jezebel who she lived up to her name. She eventually wound up in the freezer, if you get my drift…
I knew a girl named Vashti too.
Nobody would just use the name Queen Vashti unless they know where it is from -- just random
Better than being mauled by dogs I suppose
@@cg0825 My cousin's goat was mauled by dogs 🙁 she ended up dying. The other goat was so lonely, she cried for her all the time. They ended up giving her to a farmer who had a lot of goats so she wouldn't be lonely.
Honestly idk what vashti did wrong exactly
Triplets: Meshack, Shadrack, and MY BOI Abendego
My family always joked that if we had a boy, he’d be Zerubbabel. Imagine that with a multi-syllabic B last name. 😂
They used “Gamora” is Guardians of the Galaxy …
Frank Incense has a certain cachet, especially if your surname is Gold, Golden, Goldstein, Goldwright, etc. And how about Mammon or Zealot?
Nineveh repented tho soooo...... 🤷♀️ maybe have a brother named Jonah and that'd be cute 😂
Ninevah is the twin brother to Neveah 😂
@@Anno-4full Nineveh and Neveah!!! 😂 why do I love that so much 🤣
I have cousins named Nineveh … yes I am proud Assyrian 🎉
Tbh, I always feel this way about Delilah.. 😅 LOVE the name. Could never name my daughter that.
When you meet a Boaz in the wild, let me know
I knew someone in the 80s who named her daughter jezebel. The whole family was not happy
Ninevah repented and was saved.
And got destroyed later.
@@indigofenrir7236 ey yo!
"Gomorrah"
Marvel: "Is Gamora OK?"
There is a kid in my son's class named Hades. I was a bit shocked and had to read it twice when I saw it written down
You forgot Jezebel
you know there is a saint. lucifer
👉 My favorite names for my future children..
🔵 Boy: Barabbas 💪😎
🟣 Girl: Placenta 🌹💕
Lucifer...watch eveeyone call that kid Lulu😂😂
I think about this all the time 😭 found out there’s a good Judas in Acts so that’s nice
lol I almost scrolled past this-but this is actually funny and legit 😝
When the first one was Harlot I knew it was gonna be good
My mom always loved Dorcas's story... Never used it for obvious reasons 😂
I FEEL SO GUILTY IF I LAUGH...knock it off lol
“Hi. My name’s Gommorah”
Ngl Gommorah does go hard.
Faraseigh, come here girl ❤❤
The spelling...😂
cain goes crazy hard
I work at a Christian daycare and thought one of the little boys was named Ramses for a minute
“WHY IS GOMORRAH”
This remix is crazy
Cain ! Leave your brother alone !! 😂
I would be fine with naming a kid Nineveh because they did turn out good in the end, it’s not all bad and it does make for a good name!
John, Why am i so distracted by your dollar store ear piece?😅
Love you ❤
I know a Delilah. And while not biblical I also know a Lolita.
i’m crying 😂🤣
Philistina - Tell me I'm wrong
Nephilim 😅
They loki might turn out better than the kids with biblical names😂
Gentile doesn’t have a negative connotation at all. It literally just means “the people of other nations” in Hebrew.
Caine and Lucier.... but I could never!
Ya got me with Nineveh
Did you do this after you shared the segment on net positive of those two ladies doing this with "regular" words? 😂 This is great. They're.both great.
Really love the New Testament name, Rey Mysterio jr
Hades would be a killer name to have
There is a Mexican restaurant in Washington DC called Haydees. 😂
Pharisee and Heresy, two peas in a pod
Where? You😂made my day right here. You’re def from a large fam🎉🎉🎉🎉
Nineveh…yeah. …it’s a strong name with a timeless identity. It has my vote!
It’s close to Nevaeh which some girls are already named!
Somebody in my church named their daughter Synister.
Talk me out of Ninevah though 😂
I like Malachi, Ezra, Gideon…. Man if I had boys they would get beat up with these names
I don't think the first 2 are that bad......but I could totally see a Gideon being made fun of.
I went to school with a lot of Mary's ....Mary Grace, Mary Carol, Mary Ann, Mary Alice, and on and on. And...a Mary Magdalene. That's commitment on her parents' parts.
I just read an article of a couple that named their baby Lucifer
My cousin namedher son Canaan.
Jezebel is pretty cute.
Hades is a great dogs name
Tootsies hat makes this so much funnier