Taking a Dump in Judge Simpson's Court

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  • čas přidán 25. 06. 2024

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  • @bradspringer2372
    @bradspringer2372 Před 27 dny +64

    The IQ of a squirrel

  • @mathprofii7877
    @mathprofii7877 Před 27 dny +88

    Why do people go to court on zoom and act like they are just hanging out with their friends??

    • @CindyCockerham
      @CindyCockerham Před 27 dny +10

      Although I don't share my bathroom breaks with anyone!

    • @serpentskiss3
      @serpentskiss3 Před 27 dny +4

      @@CindyCockerham 😆 right? 😂

    • @derekholdt9707
      @derekholdt9707 Před 27 dny

      I'm not sure that's an apt comparison. I mean, do you take a dump in front of your friends?

    • @darkstorminc
      @darkstorminc Před 27 dny +5

      If he was locked up for 5 years he's probably clueless on how it works lol

    • @misstexas651
      @misstexas651 Před 27 dny +1

      Blame covid

  • @dreamsinwifi
    @dreamsinwifi Před 27 dny +47

    CODE BROWN in Simpson's court. Dude was also suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.

  • @Ameliafromhere
    @Ameliafromhere Před 27 dny +31

    Did he even wipe?? He certainly didn’t wash his hands!

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny +16

      He did... some things just can't be shown. I'm sorry I had to see it to edit it. Nothing particularly graphic, but... yea, some things should just be private. lol.

    • @kathyaddison1896
      @kathyaddison1896 Před 27 dny +6

      I was thinking the same thing! I'm glad someone else noticed the same! The condition of underwear! Walking around and offending everyone around him! And he didn't even pick up on what the Judge even meant at the end of his call.

  • @CindyWoodman
    @CindyWoodman Před 27 dny +52

    OH MY GOD not the air freshener

  • @barryadams2218
    @barryadams2218 Před 27 dny +48

    Court calls the case of Oh What the F...

  • @P8ntPunk707
    @P8ntPunk707 Před 27 dny +27

    “Just getting back to working” is right up there with “I been all over the place” 😂

  • @Zak6959
    @Zak6959 Před 27 dny +37

    I read the title and I thought I might’ve been a misprint.

  • @kinsley7777
    @kinsley7777 Před 27 dny +24

    ‘one ozone layer lost’ 🤣🤣🤣
    that was funny, Wolfy

  • @aajayneo
    @aajayneo Před 27 dny +31

    Get DRESSED for court! Ohhh My-lanta

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat Před 27 dny +37

    Moving around with the tablet is annoying enough, but to do a #2?!

  • @MaureenD-8821
    @MaureenD-8821 Před 27 dny +10

    When the Judge says 'Mr. Allen' ...

  • @walterwalter-ql1np
    @walterwalter-ql1np Před 26 dny +4

    Having watched a bunch of these videos from you, I laughed really hard at the unexpected censoring of "fuck" using a second bell SFX LOL

  • @vegasnative6394
    @vegasnative6394 Před 27 dny +10

    My two favorite judges…Judge Simpson and Judge Stephanie Boyd from Texas!!

    • @LittleRockElevators
      @LittleRockElevators Před 27 dny +3

      Stephanie Boyd

    • @misstexas651
      @misstexas651 Před 27 dny +1

      Stephanie lol

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny +1

      FTR, I watch her every day, and until someone correct you with "Stephanie", I was like... yea yea... I like her a lot too. LOLOL.

    • @vegasnative6394
      @vegasnative6394 Před 26 dny

      @@misstexas651
      Hahaha…thank you!
      I have a friend in my contacts (Susan Boyd) and it does that all the time it autocorrects when I mention her sister who is Stephanie (who is not in my contacts)

  • @u4ea376
    @u4ea376 Před 27 dny +24

    Lol at least he sprays

    • @muzikteachermom
      @muzikteachermom Před 27 dny +6

      But he didn't wash his hands.

    • @LittleRockElevators
      @LittleRockElevators Před 27 dny +3

      ​@@muzikteachermomno telling if he cleaned himself.

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny +5

      He did wipe... but although it wasn't "graphic imagery", I just felt some things should be kept private. lol. I edited that part out when condenscing it for time. Let me assure you, he sat there long enough to spray twice. lol. (prolly about 10 min total of just staring at the screen), but I felt an abridged view of the incident was best to get the story across.

    • @LittleRockElevators
      @LittleRockElevators Před 27 dny +1

      @@LoneWolfUsul got it 👍🏾. Now both Simpson and Judge Boyd had to experience a defendant using the bathroom on zoom court.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Před 27 dny +1

      @@LittleRockElevatorsjudge boyd did too?? when?

  • @amberlytheharpyqueen
    @amberlytheharpyqueen Před 27 dny +14

    Hang on, just dropping the kids off at the pool.

  • @billrhodes1705
    @billrhodes1705 Před 27 dny +6

    Stuart MacKenzie voice: "Light a match!"

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day Před 27 dny +7

    I'm not sure which is worse, bathroom guy or all over the place guy.

  • @kylebarclay9352
    @kylebarclay9352 Před 26 dny +1

    I dont think ive laughed this hard at any of these court cases. This was so funny. "Dang dude he goin to jail!!" 💀 lmao

  • @1073wheeler
    @1073wheeler Před 27 dny +3

    HE DIDNT WIPE!!!!!!😊

  • @CindyCockerham
    @CindyCockerham Před 27 dny +10

    Is Poo-pouri Washington still on the toilet?

  • @davidrc5488
    @davidrc5488 Před 27 dny +6

    Yuck! Pig didn't even wash his hands!!!!! GROSS!!!

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny +4

      There is the slight possibility I edited it out by accident, but now that you mention it... I don't think I did.

    • @davidrc5488
      @davidrc5488 Před 27 dny +2

      @@LoneWolfUsul - Either way....... who does that with a camera running?!? Good video...... keep it up!

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny +3

      That's the most salient point here... you know you in a zoom... mf'r put a piece of tape on the camera... SOMETHING... turn it off... here's an idea... leave zoom for a few if you can't figure out things like cameras and mics. Holy cripes. LOLOLOL.
      This is what an institutionalized mind looks like.

  • @Adrian-le9ij
    @Adrian-le9ij Před 27 dny +5

    This judge is no one to take lightly. I can’t believe these people do. I also can’t believe this judge was elected in Michigan of all places. They actually did something good

  • @Pastor.Dragon
    @Pastor.Dragon Před 27 dny +3

    I don't know who's more famous, Judge Simpson or Mr. Allen.

  • @susanengel-ix8bl
    @susanengel-ix8bl Před 21 dnem +1

    Was he on the toilet in court??!! Omg!!!!

  • @JamesM-od1lt
    @JamesM-od1lt Před 17 dny +1

    Some people just didn't have any house training or standard code of respect taught to them by these so called queens and single mothers.

  • @LittleRockElevators
    @LittleRockElevators Před 27 dny +2

    Dude didn't even wash his hands. I know a defendant did that in Judge Boyd court room.

  • @barryadams2218
    @barryadams2218 Před 27 dny +11

    I had this on his Live as I was balancing and transmitting a payroll for 600 people and I almost had a career ending error
    ... Miss Tang cut the camera I don't know what's about to happen...

  • @ricileigh88
    @ricileigh88 Před 27 dny +2

    No he didn't just drop a deuce on camera! OMG

  • @deepstatethrombosis
    @deepstatethrombosis Před 26 dny +1

    You can tell by how fast he took that dump that he was in prison for five years lmao!

  • @SALESPRODUCTIONS
    @SALESPRODUCTIONS Před 27 dny +7

    " Demarquis " be really dumb . . .

  • @93deiondavis
    @93deiondavis Před 27 dny +2

    😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I thought I did some embarrassing stuff on zoom

  • @douglasgilman893
    @douglasgilman893 Před 22 dny +1

    Total thug, this is what thugs do.

  • @charlenetutt9413
    @charlenetutt9413 Před 27 dny +3

    Both of these guys are idiots. While he was in prison, he could have submitted a plea by mail, and he wouldn't be sitting here today. The other guy talking about getting his record clean is delusional. He has 2 cases pending, there is no way they will expunge his record.

  • @brandilowe1916
    @brandilowe1916 Před 26 dny +1

    the amount of air freshner..lmao

  • @spykewyn8395
    @spykewyn8395 Před 26 dny +1

    Damn, he going to the bathroom 😂

  • @neilholmes8200
    @neilholmes8200 Před 19 dny

    Reminds me of that episode of red dwarf where cat tells them to go to brown alert, and kryten says "but sir, there's no such thing as brown alert" and cat replies "you won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say i didn't alert you!"

  • @originalmatchgame
    @originalmatchgame Před 26 dny

    If Judge Simpson farted in court, would Mr. Allen dare laugh ?

  • @camckenzie
    @camckenzie Před 26 dny

    It seems like Judge Simpson spends about half his time trying to figure out a way to keep people OUT of jail.

  • @lindacecile5647
    @lindacecile5647 Před 27 dny +1

    Do away with zoom!,

  • @GenX1968
    @GenX1968 Před 26 dny

    Judge Simpson always has those crazy eyes when reading something 😂

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp Před 27 dny +2

    he talks and sings to himself while he goes potty like a toddler.

  • @JamesM-od1lt
    @JamesM-od1lt Před 17 dny

    Welcome to the world of no child left behind becoming adults.

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian Před 27 dny +2

    Just because you did 5 years, if you get out and get new charges, they don't run "concurrently" with a sentence you already discharged.
    Under his logic, you could just commit crimes at will and then never spend another day in jail because you already did time for something else.
    Doesn't work that way, pal

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny

      Yea. He should have used that 5 years to get it cleared while in jail and THEN he could have gotten concurrent time, if that is what he wanted. Now things have just compounded. This was all in his control, he just sat around ignoring it until it was out of his control.

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day Před 27 dny +2

    Oh nooo... ohhh hell noooooo he didn't.
    OMGeeeeez .. he did. I hope he washed his hands. Boy was buggin... probably from the spray..
    I have second hand embarrassment 🤦‍♀️

  • @SteveMillerTalks
    @SteveMillerTalks Před 26 dny +1

    I laughed. I don't know if that makes me a bad person or just immature. :D

  • @rex2161
    @rex2161 Před 26 dny

    This guy dodged a 50 cal bullet

  • @georgeford3687
    @georgeford3687 Před 27 dny +14

    I really won't ming giving up Zoom cases if these fools have to come to court.

  • @LoriLuvsLaw
    @LoriLuvsLaw Před 27 dny

    Ok yall this was funny 😁. He has no clue what the Judge even means about interrupting court. His PD needs to give him a lesson or make him be in person. However, i like the amusement 😂😂😂

  • @lordraydens
    @lordraydens Před 26 dny

    a defendant with a shirt that reads 'uncommon goodness'

  • @cookiesmom2079
    @cookiesmom2079 Před 20 dny

    The first PD always reminds me of the woman from Emmanuel the Emu vids.

  • @taram...2879
    @taram...2879 Před 26 dny

    He was just pulling up his pants like everyday but on the phone?? Dude, your in court, not going to the bathroom...

  • @mimiprays8288
    @mimiprays8288 Před 27 dny +6

    Yeah, I hate zoom court and it needs to end for those who are able to come to court. This lack of respect is disgusting. 🤦‍♀

  • @cynthiatucker2147
    @cynthiatucker2147 Před 16 dny

    I read a few comments and I don’t want to know anything else about how disgusting this is.

  • @shalomd6267
    @shalomd6267 Před 27 dny +3

    omg noooooooooooo

  • @K-9-force
    @K-9-force Před 20 dny

    I dont understand...... did his defense attorney score some crack off him..... what the crap

  • @luannpizzo4376
    @luannpizzo4376 Před 27 dny +1

    There was a another case like this in judge boyd Courtroom involving zoom it was a female

  • @karahmehlHB
    @karahmehlHB Před 27 dny

    Big fan of your channel, keep up the great work! I have a random question for you, where is that bell sound effect from? For some reason it sounds really familiar to me, but I can't put a name to it. Thanks!

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny +1

      It's a bell sound effect I grabbed from Epidemic Sound. It's a service I pay for access to the music and stuff I use. I'm SURE others use it too. I heard of Epedemic Sounds from another creator I asked about their soundboard content, Creaky Blinder.

  • @davep153
    @davep153 Před 27 dny

    I keep yelling at him to wash his hands.🤔🤨🤢

  • @beaudure01
    @beaudure01 Před 27 dny

    Hey - the ozone layer has recovered quite well!
    At least, it HAD …

  • @shokthx1475
    @shokthx1475 Před 26 dny

    Was the 1/3 of the ozone layer lost before or during the spray?

  • @K-9-force
    @K-9-force Před 20 dny

    Why the crap should he be discharged from probation without improvement....... is this a joke????....since it's obvious hes not going to comply..... let him go.... as long as it's to prison... yeah let him go.... to prison

  • @carrite
    @carrite Před 27 dny +7

    I'm biased against people using the word "Aksed."

    • @pagecinnas8498
      @pagecinnas8498 Před 27 dny +5

      I'll see your "aksed" and raise you a "conversate." Ya feel me, bro?

    • @gamergal5233
      @gamergal5233 Před 27 dny

      It's just a dialect heard in certain regions. And interestingly enough, it was the primary pronunciation and spelling, until the 1800s when the "upper crust" changed it, and the spelling, to reflect their perceived superiority.

    • @JamesM-od1lt
      @JamesM-od1lt Před 17 dny

      Yea me either. I will correct you the first time. if you say it again will act like you didn't even speak to me .

  • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    Why was the FIRST dudes surname not Grimes??

  • @kristinemunholland8980

    The comments by the wolf are 🤣🤣🤣 - the once and future defendant 😅
    "damn, he going to jail!" 🤣🤣🤣☠
    but after seeing he was in prison for 5 years and they're bringing him back over older misdemeanors, that's a bit less funny. give the guy a break and another chance.

  • @AJay28830
    @AJay28830 Před 27 dny

    I’m weaaaaaak

  • @jmsmom67
    @jmsmom67 Před 27 dny +10

    I personally think they need to end these zoom hearings.

    • @kelliatlarge
      @kelliatlarge Před 25 dny +1

      But then what would we do, watch TV?

    • @staffryte951
      @staffryte951 Před 24 dny

      How dare you suggest no zoom hearings...... I'm addicted

    • @jmsmom67
      @jmsmom67 Před 24 dny +1

      @@staffryte951 yeah I didn't think of that!

  • @misstexas651
    @misstexas651 Před 27 dny

    I blame covid.

  • @misstexas651
    @misstexas651 Před 27 dny

    I blame covid. Nothing went back to normal like they said. I miss when mcdonalds and walmart was open 24/7😢 THANKS COVID

  • @gallitoonbass4243
    @gallitoonbass4243 Před 27 dny +4

    Why are people even allowed to log in to zoom for court?

  • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    I doubt that air freshener helps much dude if you didn't wash your hands.....

  • @michaelsweeney6836
    @michaelsweeney6836 Před 27 dny +3

    He knew what he was doing, come on! People thumbing their nose at the system and court

  • @yoHOBODAN
    @yoHOBODAN Před 27 dny +4

    Zoom and EV's are mistakes.

    • @wittyjoker4631
      @wittyjoker4631 Před 27 dny

      Zoom is fine, that its being used for official court appearances is absurd. But then we have gender affirming "care". I remember when a doctor was crucified for doing assisted suicide for adults but no one cares we are mutilating kids.

  • @beaudure01
    @beaudure01 Před 27 dny +1

    Our local Noodles and Company closed. I’m jealous.

  • @davidprince1138
    @davidprince1138 Před 27 dny +1

    Please say that he was charged witth contempt. I have seen this sort of behaviour before and it is most certainly a conscious effort to disrespect the court.

    • @LoneWolfUsul
      @LoneWolfUsul  Před 27 dny

      TBH I don't think any of the court staff put 2 and 2 together on what was happening. I almost missed it. They were on a break when all this happened, and there was about a 20 minute silent period between the second spray and the judge popping up to start the docket. I edited for time sake. He was on the john for like 10 or 15 minutes. I edited most of that out... and the wiping, cause... some things should just be private. lol. I was just tellin' the story of how it began and how it ended... There's the slight possibilty that it might get back to the court that this happened after the fact, but who knows.

    • @davidprince1138
      @davidprince1138 Před 27 dny

      @@LoneWolfUsul More than once I have I seen a participant in the bathroom. Although, a woman taking a shower once did not realize her vid was on, but still, doing stuff like that during a court hearing in utterly ridiculous.

  • @budhann3342
    @budhann3342 Před 27 dny

  • @clydeglide2041
    @clydeglide2041 Před 25 dny

    He been out of prison and has two cases? Send him back, i think he misses his cellmate.

  • @syoung6126
    @syoung6126 Před 24 dny

    Judge Simpson is awesome