The Incorrect History of Burgers
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Today I teach you all the true history of Burgers that has been hidden from your eyes all of these years.
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No.
i can gaurentee i submitted the worst one 💀
pasta
Hotdogs. What other possible follow up could there be. 3rd video on the war that separated the paper folds.
At first, I thought this was incorrect history, but after Ted broke both my kneecaps and L2 vertebrae, I suddenly realized that I was indeed wrong, and I should never question him again. Thanks for educating me Ted ❤
wow almost as nice as mr beast!
Wow lucky he killed my entire bloodline
He doesnt like knees that much.
Quarter of the way in I feel like this feels more like drunken history lol
@@kindlykitten-gh9hd
IT'S REAL, DON'T DISOBEY
*(HE WILL BREAK YOU)*
Ted is the personification of that “when I purposely spread misinformation over the internet” meme
Nah this is completely real, especially the bit where they opened a hell portal.
"I don't misinform, I just lie."
"Love goin' online spreadin' misinformation."
@@cinderheart2720 as one does
Sorry for fanboying you in that bathroom ted, idk if i was awkward or anything , GUYS HES A REAL PERSON!! He busted my kneecaps right after the interaction.
Rip the kneecaps, feel better soon bbg 😘
Lol have a good time with your work experience!
Lmao move to the left😂@@TedNivison
The pinnacle of "if you say anything with confidence someone will believe you"
Sometimes I forget Ted literally went to school for film, but that intro just slapped me in the face with raw levels of talent
LITERALLY
First: The new intro does indeed slap and i hope we get more of these
Second: Based profile pic
@@ollo3934 A Tom Cardy and Ted Nivison fan? I have found a person of taste
Didnt he use the intro from that discovery Eyewitness show and photoshop in burgers? lol still impressive though.
@@urganja yeah its definitely from Eyewitness
i agree with this video
You show up everywhere Berd 👋😂
Cheeseberder
Is it because it's not made with poultry?
I agree with this comment
Berd!
This feels like a school essay that you write up banking on the hope that they don’t read all of it
I love that he corrected the Pi rap in this one. No one who's normal probably caught it but I loved his Pi rap so much in the first one that I went to look up the number so I could practice it myself and realized he forgot the 9 (12th number after the .), came here to see if it was the same AND HE CORRECTED IT. GOOD SHIT TED.
im too old to be doing this but...hah nerd
@@bloodlove93very funny grandpa, now you need to get to bed okay?
As soon as I started to read this comment the rap startes
@@bloodlove93I'm gonna unplug your life support. I mean, it was designed by nerds, amirite?
@@boneman5569😭😭
This is the best CZcams channel to watch while committing hit and runs on happy families in the park.
fr
Truly is a feeling unlike any other
Mine too! 🤗🤗🤗
Personally its my go too for hit and runs
Families of four?
I can't believe Ted went all the way to Ireland just to teach us the history of burgers. The dedication and lengths he'll go for us is immesurable.
I live in ireland and I still wouldn't be bothered to do that
That’s very true, but I’m not sure I can believe on his stories due to how crazy these people are
If you got the money, you can do what you want. The rest of us only dream
I think that pales in comparison to the documents he stole from the pentagon
@Opterongeek those types of jobs should be left for college kids looking to make extra money. Those aren't career jobs.
as a danish person i am happy that somebody finally talked about the danish viking burgers
Especially famous viking Erik Bøfsandwich
Enelig en dansker der også ser Ted Nivison
@@magnusdenckerpederse😢😢😢😢
her er det, det ene sted i kommentarerne hvor vi danskere kan samles
This man drove his Toyota across the country to eat at all the rainforests cafes and is now a food historian
This brings me back to when I met Ted a few days back! I was eating a hamburger at my local Rainforest Cafe when Ted walked up to me and started screaming at me in Portuguese! He seemed really angry about something, and when I asked him for a photo he whispered into my ear that "the demons have arrived", and proceeded to punch me in my face, giving me a black eye, before proceeding to run off screaming. Overall a wonderful interaction, and it shows how much Ted truly cares for fans like me. Good on you Ted!
Such a wonderful experience! 🤗
Man, I hope I get to meet Ted irl one day. He sounds like a wonderful guy
I feel humiliated for not knowing more about the history of the borgurs I eat all the time
Lucky bug.
All he did when we met was defecate into my new Bruno Marc men's plain toe casual Oxfords before telling me he voted for Vermin Supreme in the 2016 election.
Nice chap.
Wow what a great man he is
this must have taken actual ages to edit props to ted for creating an absolute masterpiece
2 full weeks of 10 hour days to be exact I am currently like that old lady from SpongeBob that didn’t like chocolate!!!!
bro how did you animate the intro (THE DARK COUNCIL HAS MY FAMILY HOSTAGE. HELP ME, NO, HELP US)
@@TedNivison congratulations ted 🎉
@@TedNivison You don’t like chocolate? Wtf?
@@humanperson572 you haven't seen spongebob
The fact that only Ted remembers the Hamburgling incident while no one else does implies that he is, in fact, the Hamburglar
Basically every photo used in this video would be perfect decor for any Red Robin.
😂
okay but all jokes aside can we just appreciate how much research Ted must have actually done for this?? that plus the top-tier editing must have taken him so long
right? it's a shame the dark council pressured ted into calling it all "a lie" in the thumbnail
also like, did he commission van gogh styled hamburger art?
@@megangoodhart probably ai😅
Dude are you serious? Shits shit on a 720p camera and looks like an early 2000s Saturday morning cartoon intro
@@megangoodhartidk this is real or if he still does this or if he has ai do it now, but i remember a comment on one of his older MØH videos that said he just went on twitter and asked people to draw some whacky food shit without context and did it
Can we just appreciate how Ted found images of the real cheese burger paintings of Van Gogh, even after they were burnt? This guy is a total genius.
They were artistic recreations
When the dark council does something it stays done
@@Daedalussy Night Vale vibes
huge respect for ted for putting his safety on the line and exposing the dark council. stay safe!
Ted has surely maxed out his charisma stat. Well done Ted. I just found you from Eddy Burbank’s channel and I will now watch the whole catalogue
ok but the back to back references of fast food burger chains and then tying all of that into the OJ trial was some of the best comedy writing i’ve witnessed in a while
Exactly what I was thinking when I got to that part.
yes
Ive scrolled past this video several times and thought to myself "why would i waste my time watching something that i know is incorrect?". Finally clicked on it amd im so glad that i did. The fact that Ted had the genius to come up with some of these theories is spectacular.
Ted just wanted an excuse to give us a beautifully shot and edited video while still being ridiculous. Bravo, this video is perfection
as an artist and art history lover myself I can confirm Van Gogh's love for cheese burgers because as we all know he cut off his ear in a crazed attempt to create his own ground beef because his cheese burger addiction made him so poor he couldn't afford more burgers. Truly an inspiring and sad story, honestly.
Is that ai art on your pfp?
the lack of sentence terminations and punctuations gave me a stroke reading this.
@@em4six348 Damn, you must have poor reading comprehension then.
There are many things I enjoy about Ted Nivison, so when I got to meet him in person, I was thrilled! I was actually in Ireland to visit my family, and saw him walking down a pathway above a rocky cliff, muttering to the seagulls as he went. I said hi, and asked for a photo, and he lifted me up over his head and threw me onto the sharp rocks below. It was awesome meeting you! Thanks, Ted!
Wow! What a nice guy!
He was trying to throw you towards the nearest rainforest café
wow! i would want brain damage too!
I love how these always start making some amount of sense and slowly descends into madness.
Ted is so unbelievably consistent. Nothing but great stuff coming from him lately
17:00 the fact that he referenced the time he accidentally took an absurd amount of edibles because he didn't know the nerd rope was an edible killed me
@OBLIVION snacks filled with weed, rather than smoking a joint you just eat a snack filled to the brim with za
@@oblivion197 and to add to this you're only meant to eat a small amount at a time. eating a whole on is not fun
@OBLIVION there are edible versions you can buy
Yeah I died when I saw that, got the reference
@@oblivion197 why are you saying no thanks 💀💀 he answered your question
This series is just historical gaslighting and im all here for it
Great description of a meme...I love it. Art, truly.
Time to cut my ear off. ✂️
forgot about it at 3 min in and had to double check the title
what?
what do you mean, i am a professional historian as well and i can admit this is all true. the history of burgers is fascinating, you just don't know
the way ted speaks about this keeps making me forget its not real. he's so convincing
I'm glad someone finally took the time to accurately explain the Assassin's Creed Lore. Thank you!
i want an episode of puppet history with ted as a guest where he just absolutely gaslights the professor into thinking he knows nothing about history
yes
Idk I feel like Ted and the professor would just team up and mess with Ryan.
Love this
@@offthesidelines they would, but like imagine them both gaslighting ryan. the professor telling his story and making ryan think it's real and then ted turns around and starts gaslighting them both. perfection
Yesss 100%
I like how these episodes contain miniature, bastardised nuggets of actual history in them.
I loved the Oj segment
and the nerds rope
or, you could say, burgers of actual history...
To tell a good lie, one must incorporate bits of truth.
"This was pretty sick because..." spoken like a true professional expert
I remember when I met ted one time, I was minding my own business when I spotted him across the street he recognised that I knew him then sprinted towards me and started bludgeoning my skull with a club that he pulled out of his pocket. One of the best experiences I’ve had
It is scary how accurate all of this is aside from the cheeseburgers. Like the whole section on Van Gogh uses terms and facts that I learned about in 20th century art at an art college. How does he know these things?? How is he able to so easily add cheeseburgers to actual history 😭
I do research into the topics generally, also I took an art history class in college so I kinda have a vibe on how they generally speak about art in the context of art history
@@TedNivison why dont you just admit you have a time machine ted. we all know youre hiding it
@@justanapewithinternetacces9803 i think the time police got him
@@TedNivison oh awesome! The effort put in definitely shows in the content that comes out, can't wait for the next one to come out!
Can't believe that so many of van gogh's early cheeseburger paintings were destroyed but Ted somehow managed to retrieve so many, the dedication on this guy 😍
I'm just impressed that they were burned two years before they were painted, the dark council is really thorough
I know right he’s amazing, almost makes me forget about the “crash” 🥰
Whenever I'm feeling down or have had a bad day, I'll just put on one of Teds videos and will instantly feel better. He's just such a funny dude and seems like the kinda guy you could chill with, eat a pizza and drink a beer. It's just a shame what he did all those children
I showed this to my brother and he started doubting it by van Gough so he searched van Gough burger paintings.
AND THERE IS A FRICKING WIKAPEDEA PAGE
I love how you can absolutely make anything sound convincing even though its all so wrong lmao
What do you mean? All I see in this video are cold hard facts and evidence
Took me a whole 3 minutes to realize
What do you mean?!
Must be part of the dark counsel.
@@jacobouellet5251 same xD
I want this on a streaming service, but then you realize that this level of quality and creativity can only come from freedom of expression and no time constraints. This is truly incredible work
As a Dane i can confirm our incredible bloodlust after consuming a bear burger
When he said the worlds most beloved artists in the 1940's, i just knew he was building up to the not so famous anymore case of the hamburgular. I originally learnt about this case when i travelled to america in 2015 and met ted in an alley behind arby's. I asked him what he was doing before he brutally plunged his fist into my stomach and removed one of my lungs while teaching me about the mysterious case. What a classic ted moment, of course he would know that the best way to remember something, (and when its something as important as this case was, which needed to be relearnt by us regular citizens), is through association with a unforgettable event. Brilliant.
I love how you can see Ted start to break laughing after he says "Nerd ropes with marijuana, and weed."
AI art being able to roughly create anything Ted can think of is so dangerous
fr
"good job team"
And yet it’s probably the most reasonable use of AI images I know of by a long shot
@@alexsiemers7898reasonable but shit
Wdym? This isn’t all real or what?
12:14 NOT THE WHITE FORD BRONCO!! 💀💀💀
I love how personal he got when describing the hell portal Halloween candy.
I absolutely adore this series. I will never grow tired of diving into the real history (and mystery) of the foods that the "government" doesn't want us to know the truth about.
alternates and the deadly nerds rope lol
ok so I only recently subscribed and this is my first episode, so I need to know,
is it all joking?? or were there actually cave paintings of cheeseburgers
@@Brass319 yes smh the dark counsel has you under their spell, sad to see someone who doesnt know about the great burger cave filled with paintings of cheeseburgers
@@mayhem217 ok so jokes I hadn't watched that much, my mistake was that I assumed the "incorrect history" part referred to what was already common knowledge and not the contents of the video itself. I could tell it was fake after he mentioned a hell portal opening up, but then described creatures more likely to be found elsewhere
That pi bit was weirdly mesmerizing. Like.. I can’t say I’d skip an hour long video of Ted just barreling through some of the numbers of pi.
At least Burger King can rest easy knowing that the guy who killed their beloved king is dead
Ted makes these videos so eye catching and interesting to the point i forget hes lying, and genually start questioning myself 🥲
I love how this starts really strong and then gets more deranged as it proceeds, this is incredible
I was questioning reality in the first 2 minutes until i saw the cheeseburger cave painting
The callback to Little Caesar, the Mandela Reference, the exhaustive list of demons, the dark council, everything about this video is just perfection.
And the nerd rope with drugs
He dont miss
Me and my friends have decided we are going to do small scale DnD campaigns based off the lore depicted both here and the incorrect history of pizza! I'll update you if we have any questions about specific details that might need more clarification, as you are our world builder. Thanks for the years of fun Ted and Crew(?)(!!).
Bro not only released a 20 minute documentary on the history of burgers, but had to drop the hardest pi song ever
It's about time that everyone remembered the Hamburgerlar trial. It really was an important step in the burger history.
If the gloves don't fit....
Ted using actual footage of him in Ireland just makes this even more credible.
When the dark council made Ted forget the Egyptian period of burgers.
I'm glad someone is finally talking about how absurdly easy these hell portals are to open. I grew up always worried about quicksand, but if I would've known what to really look out for, I wouldn't have wasted any time on them.
Can we appreciate the fact that even though the dark council constantly looms over teds shoulder he’s still doing the groundbrakingly dangerous research?
That intro with the fly-through in the museum just sent me back to first grade. Whenever you saw that shit, you knew you were gonna learn about something new and totally rad
17:09 HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE NERDS ROPE STORY, I NEED TO REWATCH THAT VIDEO AFTER THIS
That pie bit unironically slaps
Now this is how AI generated art was meant to be used.
I was thinking the same thing.
I want to see CWACOM IRL
AI generated? What are you on about, these are real works. You can find them in almost every museum (don't look that up).
Ted, I cannot thank you enough for fixing the pi rap to say 358979 instead of 35879 like it did in the last video. You’ve made my day
Went to the comments looking for this right after I heard it in the video
1:00 i appreciate the eyewitness news intro 😭
17:07 I LOVE THAT YOU REFERENCED THIS 😂😂😂😂😂
11:51 to 12:09 was an absolute masterpiece of comedy, and I'm so glad you used the OJ Simpson trial to teach us all about the true history of the cheeseburger that has been hidden from us for so long.
How dare you compare small time OJ Simpson with the Hamburglar
Once I got to the OJ part I looked for a comment about it just to like it
i feel like this series is only gonna get better and better, and i can’t wait to see how far this goes
best ted series fr!!
@@makythecapy best series in general
@@jejjohnson fax
I can’t believe Ted threw us with the nostalgia in that intro. If none of you caught that, he literally copied, almost verbatim, the intro to every DK Eyewitness videotape. This man is the legend and shall be protected at all cost.
This is my first ted video and im majorly impressed
I think this is how AI 'art' should be utilised, not as a standalone work, but intepreted and compiled and used as a tool to tell an interesting story
no AI art was 'used', eejit
@@pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg oh yeah? Did you edit the video ? Do you know where all the images in the video came from?
@@thanosanityeffect2240 yeah. it is known.
@@pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fgstill no excuse for calling someone an eejit
@@Eju-qq2mw ok eju
I love to imagine Ted commissioning artists like "can you draw a viking with a burger please?"
Was it commissioned? Since there were no artist credits I just assumed it was all AI generated
@ FeuerMeister yeah it’s def ai I was waiting for somebody to talk ab it in the comments. It’s a shame that it’s just becoming a commonplace thing now ):
@@Feuer_Meister oh :( I didnt think about AI :/ that's frustrating
@sammy_miyata oh noooo he didn't have to pay artists for a one second gag in his video... why does it matter?
@@viltrumite_mario well i mean do you expect him to commission artists to make dozens of paintings that don't show up for more than 10 seconds total in the background of his video? if he was showcasing and explaining the paintings and images for a long amount of time then sure but it doesnt really matter if it's not the prevalent topic of the video
I just love how convincing Ted makes these videos :)
“That’s right ladies and gentlemen, cheeseburgers beat the nazis” is the best thing I’ve heard all week
17:08 I love that Ted can't say this line without laughing, and that theres a reason why the editor picked nerds rope lol
THE EDIBLE ACCIDENT....
No, I think you misunderstood the reference he once ate a 400mg weed edible by accident he made a video about it
@@raedchehayeb2468 yes, i got the reference. If i didnt get the reference i wouldnt have made the comment lol
The thing that takes the joke from a 9 to a 10 is that it's both a reference and the fact he says "marijuana AND WEED" and he knows that's such a stupid punchline he can't even say it without laughing. im going to be saying "that's filled with marijuana. AND weed" forever now
This series is so well written and edited and planned out, it’s truly something too good for youtube
The fact that he legitimately went to Ireland is the greatest commitment to the bit I have ever seen.
This is definitely one of the most impressive videos I have ever seen. The information mixed with the editing and omg just everything !
What I learned from this video is that there are lore connections between The Accidental 400mg Edible, My Quest for the Worst Secret Menu Item, and The Mandela Catalog. Truly a bombshell for the Ted Nivison expanded universe.
The satire of this video fits youtube shorts so well that he could literally clip any part of it and it would do unbelievably well
Why the hell would he do shorts when he has a successful CZcams channel and a longer video that’s doing amazing on its own? Lol. Sometimes creators aren’t in it to play the system and get tons of views (but yes it’s also a reality that views matter but that’s not what I’m referring to) the shorts on CZcams are super damn stupid, and shouldn’t do anything but advertise your content or a new video. Anyways, I feel strongly about how shockingly stupid YT shorts are, when tick tock and other media exists. But yeah totally, any clip from this out of context will still be hilarious lol.
@@laynedoe3455 ok einstein
Who said it was satire?
@@laynedoe3455 tiktok and other media is the exact reason why youtube shorts exist, competition
I don't understand why you're calling this satire, these are facts.
the entire vikings section of this video is accompanied by Assassins Creed Valhalla pictures and references and it had me giggling the entire time, thanks ted 💀
Erik Bøfsandwich.
As a Dane I am truly honored that you mentioned this legend.
I really appreciate the effort you went into creating that HD remake of the Eyewitness intro. I remember watching those videos in school and that took me right back. Well done!
Yesss. I’ve been looking for this comment specifically.
Took way too long to find this comment...are we old now?
The amount of time we spent trying to find the right google search terms to find out what this was from. And then we remembered all information is stored in CZcams comments. So thank you for being the repository we needed.
@@ari8876 unfortunately, yes.
Finally, a hamburger history channel I can get behind!
Fr fr
So much better than those other hamburger history channels
Van gough really missed out on titling a painting “cheeseburger in paradise”
“Like a furry to into charter” had me dying 😂
I feel like the passion Ted puts into what he creates is what is really missing from a lot of modern media these days. This video was entertaining from the first moment to the last second, really a quality work
Ted truly is one of the personifications of perfectly crafted crafts. I had the pleasure of meeting him once while I was out for dinner with my family. He just naturally lit up the environment, so it was hard to not notice him sitting a few tables over. He took a photo with me and my parents and made everyone crack a smile before he murdered my parents and dined on thier organ meats in front of the whole restaurant. Everyone was in such awe they were too shocked to even move, so then I became batman. But yeah, classic Ted man...just classic.
the first part seemed unrealistic but the second part does sounds like ted ❤
this is batshit hilarious
when i saw the nerds rope i knew what he has gonna say about it, what a call back
"Hamburgers have as much an American Identity as a coup in a 3rd world country"- That's it, I've heart enough. Take my like.
Teds transition to being CZcams’s utmost culinary scholar is glorious
This is my favorite series and I love showing it to people who genuinely believe it and then become steadily more confused as the video continues
I expected you to say at the end.. “But that’s just a theory..A GAME THEORY”
I didn't notice this was incorrect history and was 3/4 of the way through it thinking I was high as a kite before I realized
the editing on these videos are so cool :O it's like this perfect blend of "funny youtube video" and "actual documentary". the into alone was incredible! and all the fake photos-- the cave paintings, the portraits, etc, all looked so real. amazing video :D
fake? dawg he literally cites his sources smh
Glad you like them!
THE EDITING AND TALENT ON THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE TED
12:25
he should have said "custardy"
The intro and outro of this series go UNBELIEVABLY HARD