5 Terrible Movies Based On Toy Franchises That Never Saw The Light Of Day | CanonBall
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- Barbie isn't the first toy movie Hollywood has cranked out, but it might be the first good one. Here are five movies based on your favorite childhood toys that were too bad to see the light of day
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Writer: Jesse Eisemann
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How you do a Nerf movie? Easy, grab the director of "Shoot 'Em Up!" (That movie in which Clive Owens plays a mix between Bugs Bunny and John Wick who teaches us a lot about responsable gun ownership) and one or two screenwriters, leave them in a warehouse full with all the Nerf gun models ever made. Wait a two or three days, and they will came out of there with the script for the greatest gunkata extravangaza sinse John Woo's golden age
I would absolutely watch a Nerf movie made by the Shoot 'Em Up! crew, but they need to get Paul Giamatti to play their villain again.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 oh my God yes! Paul Giamatti *should* play the villain, that's not negotiable
@@nicholasfarrell5981I am on board with this.
1) There was a terrible Candy Land movie called "The Great Lollipop Adventure", but based on the 2000s' altered version.
2) Don't forget about the Stretch Armstrong Netflix show
I would love to see Danny Devito in a Stretch Armstrong movie.
I really love the idea of a Monopoly movie centered around how quickly it turns into an all out family war. Remember my cousins had one infamous game that went on for days with the game board set out on the dining room table. No one was allowed in the dining room but their mom when they weren’t officially playing. It’s so ridiculous now and gets brought up every time everybody is all together because of how funny it is now. Siblings can get sooo serious.
A very common phrase in my own home is “why can’t we ever be like the family on the box?”
The thumbnail chocolate monster looks like the great mighty poo from Conker's bad fur day.
They could make a Play-dough mukbang, the movie.
John "Nerf" Wick, The Nerftrix, Nerftopia, Night of the Nerf.
The Nerf Identity, The Kings Nerf Men, Peaky Nerfers, Reservoir Nerf, Nerf Fellas...
A Rescue Heroes movie would be awesome. There was already an animated one, but how about a live-action one?
I'd fucking watch the shit out of that Nerf movie.
Me too!❤
..maybe even a play-doh-mation thriller about Operation .. or Aggravation but every piece is an actual building that gets launched into orbit if you miss its representative piece...😮❤
Okay, wow. That Nerf movie idea might be the best movie idea going.
The perfect Nerf movie was made by the Corridor Crew when they did the Team Fortress 2 spoof😊
still waiting on that chutes and ladders movie
Every time I watch this show I end up looking for the weirdest movies!
I love this series!
Candyland would be great as Game of Thrones for kids
You guys are doing great and I love the new videos! I’ve been watching for 10 years now and it’s fun to see the different paths the channel has taken
Hooray, New Cannon Ball! This is my favorite Cracked series 😁
that Monopoly one sounds pretty good.
The Monopoly! + Tim Allen Stretch Armstrong ones sound pretty decent.
From what I hear it still has the same message or twist when it was supposed to be the joke theives's.
We need an uno movie,or stratego.
Uno would just be "Get Fucked: the Musical".
Goddamn the Nerf movie pitch is perfect! If it worked for Team America it would have worked for Nerf.
I didn't know that they were close to do Strech Armstrong. So they wanted Tim allen. He declined, even they wanted Danny devito. Then Jackie Chan. Even taylor from twight. I think in my opinion Jackie Chan would have been a great fix for the character due to his martial arts and his comedic performances too.
The Nerf gun pitch sounds hilarious.
A normal action movie but Nerf guns!
They should have done that!
While I think Schumer could have been ok, her brand of feminism comes off even more corporate somehow. I feel like if anyone would make stretch Armstrong film work it'd be Reynolds or the rock.
Broadcasting on UHF.
Battleship?
Nerf movie's already been done with paintballs, several times.
Bugsy Malone
Would watch the Nerf movie ngl 😂😂😂
Wow. The badly done Wes Anderson color and framing is really visually obnoxious. I occasionally look in on channels long unseen. The decline in quality of Cracked is actually depressing.
How about 5 terrible past videos you posted that's still not After Hours!!
I miss After Hours…