Desperate Trump Abandoned by Rich Friends, Begs for Money to Pay Fines: A Closer Look

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  • @Arational
    @Arational Před měsícem +2168

    I'm sick and tired of Trump getting preferential treatment by the courts.

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC Před měsícem +55

      A 10 day delay will NOT STOP James from doing her job either way. Either way, he's losing a whole lot and he's still under investigation.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před měsícem +27

      Appeals court~ hold my briefs.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před měsícem +89

      I’m sick of no accountability

    • @The_Hagseed
      @The_Hagseed Před měsícem +84

      1- He's rich (or at least claims to be).
      2- America gives special treatment to the rich.
      3- Land of the Free as long as you can pay for it.

    • @landonewts
      @landonewts Před měsícem +89

      Me too - and additionally I’m sick and tired of each and every person who still supports him.

  • @stifflerantique9005l
    @stifflerantique9005l Před měsícem +292

    I owed $50 in traffic ticket & they THREW ME IN JAIL...WTF, 2-TIER JUSTICE SYSTEM!
    Throw that traitor in jail!

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Před měsícem +8

      💯

    • @kevinreid8946
      @kevinreid8946 Před měsícem

      Proof that there is a 2 Tier Justice system. The rich get treated better than the poor.

    • @xxdesertstorm
      @xxdesertstorm Před měsícem +6

      along with Pierre Poilievre who needs to go for his support to terrorist domestic and international

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Před měsícem +2

      @@xxdesertstormnever really cared for the guy, especially since he started parroting conspiracy theories and such

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn Před měsícem +3

      It's not two-tiered. You get as much justice as you can afford. Justice is a luxury in the US. It is an improvement over the feudal systems it rose out of, because anyone with money can buy a certain amount of justice.

  • @camelshitonthewalls446
    @camelshitonthewalls446 Před měsícem +1131

    Norwegian here. Today billions of us World citizens have been disgusted and disappointed (yet again) by the so-called law system of the US.
    I happened to see a Canadian who expressed just that, if in slightly different words, but who started out saying that "it is probably none of my business".
    That was the only detail in their comment that I disagreed with.
    I tried to reply, but youtube did one of its customary "disappearing acts" with my comment.
    I'll try again here:
    This *_IS_* our phøkking business, too.
    And no one apart from willfully ignorant and/or just plain _vile_ trump-adorers will tell us otherwise.
    Most US citizens have realized, by now, that what happens (or not) in their country, the most influential country in the world, creates repercussions all across our little planet.
    If anything, the mega-MESS of a trump has achieved to highlight this fact as never before.
    And they understand that trump, and preferably all of his co-conspirators & enablers, *_NEED_* to face & taste justice & accountability, and they *_NEED_* to be made an example of, before the eyes of the World.
    Not only because this is what his most direct victims, the people of USA, so rightfully deserve.
    Also because it will serve as a much needed reminder to corrupt law-despising wannabe dictator oriented individuals everywhere that they are *NOT* (or _should_ not be, at the very least) above the law *NOR* welcomed (by rational folks) as potential presidential candidates!!!
    What there is of freedom and democracy everywhere is at risk here.
    USA, in particular what there is of checks and balances, law and (so-called?!) justice, has the *_obligation,_* to trump's victims and to the entire World, to have justice deal *JUSTLY* with trump .

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před měsícem +67

      We have the best justice system money can buy! Time to remove all the symbols of balanced ⚖️justice from all court rooms in the country!

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Před měsícem +44

      Can't wait for Seth to read this on Friday

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před měsícem +117

      Well stated. If only most Americans were half as educated and rational as the citizens of Norway and your neighboring countries.

    • @taram9866
      @taram9866 Před měsícem +120

      American here. We are absolutely disgusted too.

    • @eileentsiapanos5430
      @eileentsiapanos5430 Před měsícem +25

      @@marvinmartin4692but as a Libra, I’m stuck with those scales ⚖️. 🙃

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
    @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice Před měsícem +319

    Eric’s incredulity over no one willing to post a half billion dollar bond for his dad is hilarious 😂

    • @dmiller5765
      @dmiller5765 Před měsícem +26

      Jared has 2 billion. I don't think he'll be ponying up the money.

    • @FDR_progressive_liberal
      @FDR_progressive_liberal Před měsícem +9

      @@dmiller5765 Sucks to be you daddy. - Jared

    • @vadimastprojects8770
      @vadimastprojects8770 Před měsícem

      @@dmiller5765 I doubt even 1% of it is liquid.

    • @paulastiles5507
      @paulastiles5507 Před měsícem +9

      @@dmiller5765Assuming Jared hasn't already blown most of that. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, either.

    • @jojoma4025
      @jojoma4025 Před měsícem

      Yeah and bond just vastly reduced because, yes, there actually remains some remanant of reasonable justice left - hey I am as surprised as anybody, maybe it's the start of a trend.

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly Před měsícem +70

    It really was his 1500th show. Congratulations Seth!

  • @lorihannon-theaker4660
    @lorihannon-theaker4660 Před měsícem +187

    😂😂 "You have a better chance at getting your money back from a shredder!"
    ROFLOL!!!

    • @comicsrcool5483
      @comicsrcool5483 Před měsícem +3

      Can we get the shredder on the ballot?!?

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Před měsícem

      @@comicsrcool5483 As long as the Turtles don't object...

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle Před měsícem +107

    Oh I love it when Seth triples down on a bit that's dying 😂

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle Před měsícem

      @@user-to6lv6fm8r Says the bot on CZcams, chock full of ads.

    • @user-to6lv6fm8r
      @user-to6lv6fm8r Před měsícem

      @@TheFiddleFaddle I'm an Unaffiliated voter in support of a less distracted democratic republic of the People, by the People, for the People.
      As Blaise Pascal stated 400+ years ago, "All men's misery is derived from an inability to sit quiet in a room alone."
      We have more to be concerned about regarding Corporate Shill-in-Chief Joe Biden and the
      Undemocratic DNC that annointed him
      while attention is deflected toward
      guilty scapegoat Donald J. Trump.
      Media from all sides saiivate - adoring and attacking Trump Attentively while those who avoid WMDs (Weapons of Mass Distraction) have better opportunity to be more keenly aware of Who They Are - to know
      How to Think rather than just be told What to Think.
      This keeps (corporate/government) tyranny at bay, not only at the ballot box, but also with our pocketbooks ("Lett-uce alone") - an unspoken language that government influenced heavily by corporate donors understands.

  • @jillians7112
    @jillians7112 Před měsícem +36

    I absolutely did not stop laughing at the bit.... that one had me ROLLING, Meemaw!

  • @karenflynn6589
    @karenflynn6589 Před měsícem +560

    When I was homeless, I never asked anyone for even a dime. HOW does a BILLIONAIRE need to ask the struggling, working poor for a few bucks? WHAT NERVE!!!

    • @rockykoast7065
      @rockykoast7065 Před měsícem

      Because his poor ignorant supporters give him money when he asks for it...Trump worked out you'll never get rich begging in the street from one person at time, you'll never get rich, so he begs from everyone that looks at media. Lets say 1 in 10 people give him a dollar. If the audience is 10 million, he's made a million bucks. 😑

    • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
      @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs Před měsícem +13

      I can relate. 💯

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Před měsícem +35

      I also never begged when I was homeless, although I did do some busking. I would pawn my guitar for $5 so I didn't have to carry it around or risk getting it stolen at the shelter. I also showered and wore clean clothes. Trump wouldn't last a day on the streets.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Před měsícem +27

      I was luckier than most people because I had friends that would let me couch surf for a night or two. I had a tent, a sleeping bag and a backpack but I rarely slept outdoors. I worked temp jobs and busked mainly for the fun of it. I like to drink, and the shelter here breathalyzes people and they won't let you stay if you blow positive, I got busted once. If I wanted to drink, I would ask a friend to put me up and I would buy the booze to pay them back and do dishes or whatever. I was luckier than most people, but it was a serious struggle to get back to having an apartment again and I'm grateful to all the people that helped me on my journey.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Před měsícem +11

      Oh yeah, I had a bicycle too, but that got ripped off.

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 Před měsícem +124

    Seth’s ability to laugh at himself is one of the reasons I love watching him 😊❤️
    Welcome back Seth! We have missed you these past weeks.

  • @robertneilson7624
    @robertneilson7624 Před měsícem +39

    Someone I just met in a small town in Canada today said
    "What did he really do wrong " when talking about Trump. Even here we have to deal with those who are for a dude who's literally the biggest con artist of our time.

  • @TwisterWizzleNineThousand
    @TwisterWizzleNineThousand Před měsícem +18

    The run-on Graham joke was one of Seth's best performances. A tip of the hat to you, sir. 🎩

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster4642 Před měsícem +91

    Lindsey Graham screaming at MeeMaw 😂 😂 damn funny stuff Seth 😂😂

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Před měsícem +152

    That bit Seth did where he was making fun of Lyndsy Graham went on for over a minute and it never stopped being funny lmao

  • @x3BobO
    @x3BobO Před měsícem +3

    The Lindsay impressions have become my favorite, hands down. The excitement I feel when he gets brought up, knowing Seth will imitate a good mee-maw sketch is unreal. 😂

  • @localCrows
    @localCrows Před měsícem +44

    "Or don't."
    The only advertisement I will accept from now on. 😂❤️

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Před měsícem +2460

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Před měsícem +46

      Exactly!

    • @HankSemoreButz
      @HankSemoreButz Před měsícem

      No. That is Joe Biden and every other politician who came in broke and is leaving office RICH 🤑

    • @Casey_E
      @Casey_E Před měsícem +56

      👏 Hugely Underrated comment

    • @2nd_snideelf144
      @2nd_snideelf144 Před měsícem +57

      That's why the Magats love him.

    • @HankSemoreButz
      @HankSemoreButz Před měsícem +5

      Trump 2024 🇺🇸

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +114

    I never stop laughing at Lindsey and his Meemaw.

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn Před měsícem +23

    The last five seconds were the absolute best.
    Minimalistic advertising is _exactly_ what we all need.

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz Před měsícem +11

    1500th Show!!
    Congrats to Seth and the crew!👏🎉
    May we see another 1500 🙏

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Před měsícem +528

    Fun fact - Forbes disclosed on Friday that Trump does not own 40 Wall Street - he leases it for $2.4 million a year from a German family. Does he actually own any of his properties?

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan Před měsícem

      No. Why would he? The man is an obvious cheat, so of course he is going to take every advantage available to him. He's likely never had the financial ability to buy any of the things he "owns" without his fraudulent loans.

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 Před měsícem +93

      There was a thing on TV here saying he owns a floor in one 'Trump' building, the shopping area in another and so on. Doesn't seem like he actually owns a lot in New York. So overinflated golf courses and mar a largo?

    • @russellbixby9583
      @russellbixby9583 Před měsícem

      This is true. Trump owns the building but NOT the land that it sits on, which is owned by a German shipping family. Trump leases the land for that reported annual amount. What properties he does own are already highly mortgaged, basically because he sucks as the best businessman in history, - according to only him.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před měsícem +62

      I have been wondering about that this week. Does he really own all that real estate? Or does he only own a small percentage to be able to put his name on the building?
      Will Laetitia James ever get the 0.5 billion?
      I am starting to belief more and more that it is all a lie. Fake, just as his alternative facts.

    • @jenniferstone2975
      @jenniferstone2975 Před měsícem +111

      He’s leveraged to the hilt, living on loans for the last 20 years, paying off one loan with a bigger one. His pyramid scheme was always going to fail.

  • @thomasinajones6684
    @thomasinajones6684 Před měsícem +239

    My absolute favorite thing is when Seth mocks Lindsay Graham. It is just delightful.😂

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před měsícem +11

      I can also really appreciate Rudy, his picture and his aberrations.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +10

      He went so off and he dragged that unwilling audience along until they came out the other side applauding.
      Was it a good applause? No. But damnit if he gave up!

    • @eileennovak1656
      @eileennovak1656 Před měsícem

      Truly, a beautiful thing. I so detest Lindsay Graham! As a bachelor (who never dated anyone, of any gender, ever), his ONLY friend was John McCain, and his family, for decades. He screwed them over for djt. May he rot in hell.

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Před měsícem +10

      We need a cartoon stand alone show with Lindsey and MeeMaw.

  • @johnobrien2373
    @johnobrien2373 Před měsícem +7

    Triple Lindsey Graham impression??? Oh! Hell! Yes!!!!

  • @heatherkempf9897
    @heatherkempf9897 Před měsícem +15

    OMG Trump and Graham are both just huge jokes! It's too funny! Two crooks that just punch lines now. OK, they were ALWAYS punchlines, but the PUNCHLINES are in all caps now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenniferaashiem6165
    @jenniferaashiem6165 Před měsícem +276

    My favorite running gag is Seth’s impersonation of Lindsay Graham. I was in heaven that he dragged it out! I wish he could have a Memaw bit on every show!

    • @alyssamoore3626
      @alyssamoore3626 Před měsícem +10

      Maybe when Corrections ends, we can get a Late Night spin-off feat. moments with Lindsey

    • @mishi62370
      @mishi62370 Před měsícem +10

      Dying Over here! It was the best!

    • @belindarocky961
      @belindarocky961 Před měsícem +14

      I was just about to comment that I love him chaotically shouting "meemaw".

    • @VickeyAllen
      @VickeyAllen Před měsícem +6

      Loved him dragging out the bit! I can't decide if I like the long drawn out Tucker Carlson rants more or Lindsay Graham's "Memaw!" more (but since Tucker isn't really around anymore, I don't have to choose!).

    • @CFmurse
      @CFmurse Před měsícem +1

      Totally reminds me of Jack McBrayers character (Kenneth) on 30rock

  • @sweptashore
    @sweptashore Před měsícem +215

    Thanks to Seth, I am totally unable to *not* picture Lindsey Graham yelling at his Meemaw. And this delights me to no end. ( *chef kiss* )

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp Před měsícem +10

      And thanks to the folks who have gotten here first, I'm the 69th Like of your comment. ( *another chefs kiss* )
      (It doesn't matter how old I am; I will always snicker at this like a 7th grader.)

    • @anastasiae.5338
      @anastasiae.5338 Před měsícem +3

      Lindsey Beauregard Graham.

    • @Hav3nMaina
      @Hav3nMaina Před měsícem +3

      Your use of double negatives is really distressing

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c Před měsícem +1

      ​. AHAHAHA!!

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Před měsícem +2

      Animated cartoon please

  • @EH23831
    @EH23831 Před měsícem +15

    Billionaires don’t ask people for $1….😂😂

  • @Scubidu-ni6ny
    @Scubidu-ni6ny Před měsícem +11

    Butt and gut looked a little stressed entering that court room…I love it!❤❤❤❤

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth Před měsícem +519

    Every single person languishing in jail because they cannot pay their bond should sue.

    • @nbriggs133
      @nbriggs133 Před měsícem +34

      They are both called bonds, but this is a different type of bond. The people in jail are facing criminal trial and putting up a bond as a surety they will appear at trial. This is a civil trial and the bond is intended to pause seizure of assets while the appeal is ongoing. There are a lot of problems with the criminal bond system, but this example really isn't applicable to those situations.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Před měsícem +17

      ​@@nbriggs133thank you for knowing stuff and not just spouting off like so many others 👍🏻✌🏻

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind Před měsícem +6

      Lady Lindsey should give all he owns to Deadbeat Don and be his lawyer for free ... wonder why he not doing that ?

    • @user-xr8mg7oj8t
      @user-xr8mg7oj8t Před měsícem

      Fr 👏

    • @tomsenft7434
      @tomsenft7434 Před měsícem +2

      It's a surety bond.

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy Před měsícem +164

    The whole Lindsay and memaw bit cracks me up every time

    • @tamlin3378
      @tamlin3378 Před měsícem +13

      I want a Tyler Perry Madea style movie of Lindsey's life, Seth dressed up as Memaw is gonna be the blockbuster hit of the summer.

    • @Jamzocd
      @Jamzocd Před měsícem +6

      @@tamlin3378 Miss Lindsey learned his craft working in his old man’s bar men’s room.

    • @arthurvandalay9087
      @arthurvandalay9087 Před měsícem +1

      I love when Mee Maw shows up!

  • @dylanmaxey2531
    @dylanmaxey2531 Před měsícem +2

    Seth's Lindsey Graham cracks me up everytime the bonus is how much fun Seth has. "Mee Maw"

  • @jasonstevens3371
    @jasonstevens3371 Před měsícem +2

    I love the Mee-maw bits lol Seth and Team congrats on 1500 amazing shows!

  • @twillabme
    @twillabme Před měsícem +161

    Seth Meyers is even funnier when the jokes don’t land. I love this show.

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate Před měsícem +6

      Humbly, lolx

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi Před měsícem +12

      Just ask MeeMaw! Love when he refuses to let it die. Like Giuliani-eyes.

    • @chrissupport
      @chrissupport Před měsícem

      I got tired of the MeeMaw tripe.. he went on too long... went in and made some pancakes .. it finally ended. I think that's the first time I walked out on Closer Look. He should have replaced some of it with Trump doing "tears in his eyes".

    • @ricf9592
      @ricf9592 Před měsícem

      Indeed. That look says, 'I'm going to have a word with the joke writers'.

  • @NickellaElla
    @NickellaElla Před měsícem +55

    We *adore* the Lindsey Graham MeeMaw bit!

  • @samanthajames7569
    @samanthajames7569 Před měsícem +7

    Seth I was laughing the entire time during the Lindsay Graham bit. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnmahlmann6382
    @johnmahlmann6382 Před měsícem +4

    Nothing better than Seth cracking himself up.

  • @coldcampaign2058
    @coldcampaign2058 Před měsícem +1269

    How does he get a longer period of time, to pay WAY less money??? Justice has been trampled, and burned at the stake on this one.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před měsícem +82

      We don't have a Justice system I was corrected once by a judge.
      We have a Legal system.
      😮

    • @GSC2000
      @GSC2000 Před měsícem +43

      Corruption

    • @user-by9hf4jh3y
      @user-by9hf4jh3y Před měsícem

      Actually that orange buffoon is still on the hook for $464+M, the appeals court gave him 10 extra days to pay a part of the bond, so if he loses, which he will, he WILL have to pay that amount AND all of the accuring interest.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před měsícem +75

      What would have happened if the accused was Antwoine or Tamika from inner city Baltimore , Chicago or Philadelphia ?

    • @ki11ukw1k
      @ki11ukw1k Před měsícem +1

      8th amendment idiots. Google it real quick😂

  • @daviddowdall6000
    @daviddowdall6000 Před měsícem +421

    Ridiculous justice system. Anyone else would have been in jail long ago.

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 Před měsícem +17

      It is not a justice system. Nary a whiff of justice to be found.
      There is, however, a legal system.

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 Před měsícem +4

      Any black or brown person

    • @EdwardEmmick
      @EdwardEmmick Před měsícem +4

      I sent thoughts and prayers. 😂😂

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 Před měsícem +6

      We have to remain patient. I understand how hard it is! 😣 I’ve been really discouraged too, at times!! I truly believe that justice will prevail. I’m 64 years old now & fighting for freedom & democracy from Oregon. I’ve been fighting since I was old enough to vote. I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. I have to fight to protect all who are younger than me. I want all of us to have a world like I’ve been lucky enough to grow up in but, even better! 💪🏼 Thanks everyone for fighting!
      ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c Před měsícem

      72 and tyvm, beautifully said!
      ​@@dena6254

  • @crazysasha1374
    @crazysasha1374 Před měsícem +1

    Seth just has so much fun doing that impression. Just look at him after each one, grinning like a proud kid. Good on ya!

  • @musicjenjen
    @musicjenjen Před měsícem +7

    We have no justice for wealthy men in this country.

  • @DetroitStorm
    @DetroitStorm Před měsícem +117

    Looks like the RNC is going to have a $175 million dollar hole in their budget

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 Před měsícem

      If they cannibalise themselves and spend every dollar on Trump then even if he does become President again he'll face a hostile Congress led by a smiling Hakeem Jeffries.

    • @minoltaaraya
      @minoltaaraya Před měsícem +3

      @@Amadawn89 During the 2024 election cycle, the six committees associated with the Democratic and Republican Parties reported raising a combined $713 million.. *but* the DNC has a reported ~$56 million cash on hand with a Biden campaign total of ~$155 million cash on hand across all committees. In contrast the RNC has ~$11 million cash on hand and ~$42 million cash on hand total for Trumps campaign

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Před měsícem +4

      @@Amadawn89 Nope.
      First off, it's going to depend on how many shares are actually purchased to determine a value. Secondly, the SHAREHOLDERS will own that money, not Trump or the RNC. Thirdly, Trump would have to sell his shares to realize any profit, and he can't do that for at least 90-180 days after the initial offering per SEC regulations, which means nobody will be realizing any profit until at least July, and possibly not until October.
      In the short term, the Truth Social SPAC merger won't help him in the slightest, and pretty sure it's not going to generate anywhere near what the pundits are forecasting.

    • @Golsa-GClass
      @Golsa-GClass Před měsícem

      instagram.com/reel/C478f2dNWx7/?igsh=djdtb2RiYm9lcnV6

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před měsícem

      Truth Social is all about Trump. If he sells and has no financial incentive I reckon he'd move to the biggest platform, probably X if Musk hasn't destroyed it by then. Knowing this, surely the share price will plummet if there's even a hint Trump is about to sell up.

  • @11cabadger
    @11cabadger Před měsícem +103

    I beg you Seth, please don't stop doing the MeeMaw convo. It's too good and the sly grin -- poifect!
    You like the umbrella & the stroll next to the helicopter, I love Lindsey's tears & urging us to pray for his Daddy Dom. It never gets old.

  • @rileyherder
    @rileyherder Před měsícem +4

    Seth doubling down on the first Lindsey Graham bit, knowing that it would make the second and third Lindsey Graham bits hit harder, is why he's the funniest guy on late night.

  • @Nothanku_
    @Nothanku_ Před měsícem +4

    Burnt out hypnotist would be amazing SNL sketch

  • @chriswoo2289
    @chriswoo2289 Před měsícem +123

    Seth always looks so proud of himself when he does a Lindsay Graham bit. The look on his face makes me laugh as much as the bit does.

    • @raghailligh1080
      @raghailligh1080 Před měsícem +9

      I love how he's transformed the already ridiculously melodramatic Lindsey into a character right out a Tennessee Williams play, along with his gothic harridan 'MeeMaw'.

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 Před měsícem +5

      @@raghailligh1080The perfect comment!

  • @Magnum3144
    @Magnum3144 Před měsícem +50

    I will NEVER tire of Seth's Lyndsey impression. ❤

  • @tmcbeers1
    @tmcbeers1 Před měsícem +2

    I am thoroughly addicted to Seth and this ACL is an example of why! Hilarious!

  • @BlindPacific
    @BlindPacific Před měsícem +1

    Just loves it when he says, "Mimmaw."

  • @catladycabaret
    @catladycabaret Před měsícem +54

    omg dying at Seth getting stuck in the Lindsay character.

  • @DarkTempler1
    @DarkTempler1 Před měsícem +38

    "burnt out hypnotist" I laughed so hard thats exactly what he sounds like.

  • @SnetremAip
    @SnetremAip Před měsícem +1

    I love that new humor in the main show that developed around corrections. There’s nothing like it on tv. The whole meemaw bit was just great! Thanks.

  • @susand9881
    @susand9881 Před měsícem +5

    In the world of rich people, having even a whiff of being desperate for money is the quickest way to lose "friends".

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před měsícem +143

    Hell Yeah, Seth is back!!
    We missed You Seth!!
    Don't leave Us again!!
    WE LOVE YOU!! 😍💜💜

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před měsícem +8

      We need comedy more than ever ... especially today, after what the appeals court idiots did!

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 Před měsícem +7

      He needs to work 366 days a year 😱 No vacations 🎉

    • @The_Hagseed
      @The_Hagseed Před měsícem

      Calm the fxck down. It's been a week since they last posted a clip.
      Ps.... Seth has better things to do that read comments on CZcams.

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 Před měsícem +3

      Love you Seth! ❤

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Před měsícem +2

      @@notme2day, You're absolutely correct!! I couldn't agree more.
      Btw, put IDIOTS in BIG capital letters!! 🗣 💯

  • @johnmarkconnolly6414
    @johnmarkconnolly6414 Před měsícem +42

    The Lindsey-Memaw conversation is always a winner.

  • @user-cv3gb6lg5j
    @user-cv3gb6lg5j Před měsícem +3

    I needed the laughs, as so many do these days. Thank you, Seth.

  • @cchastee0614
    @cchastee0614 Před měsícem +1

    Seth's tangents are my favorite 😂

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před měsícem +456

    It's absolutely beyond me how anyone could support Trump.

    • @robingales6126
      @robingales6126 Před měsícem +39

      My therapist says it is cognitive disosonce

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy Před měsícem

      People have been brainwashed to believe that supporting Tump will TRIGGER a group of people and triggering people makes you stronger.🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @user-kv5qx6yl1g
      @user-kv5qx6yl1g Před měsícem +6

      Hear ya

    • @HankSemoreButz
      @HankSemoreButz Před měsícem +4

      Because the other has proven to be worse

    • @ceg4609
      @ceg4609 Před měsícem

      @@HankSemoreButz such a load of BS. NOTHING IS WORSE THAN THIS SH!T SHOW

  • @mc76
    @mc76 Před měsícem +83

    Trump is in court more than Judge Judy.

  • @katiewomack2941
    @katiewomack2941 Před měsícem +1

    Seth's Linsey Graham has me keeled over in silent laughter. Maybe that's why he thought the bit wasn't working!

  • @nickes6168
    @nickes6168 Před měsícem +2

    Seth's Lindsay Graham impression always gets me. I have even tried searching for a compilation a few times. That and his Bernie are always so perfect.
    Edit: I initially left this comment what i thought was the end of the furst part, it wasn't. I feel so blessed with all the laughter. Also, Congrats on the milestone!

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys Před měsícem +277

    “Don Poorleon” has to be my favorite trump burn so far.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před měsícem

      Thanku salty voter,you rascal---- whomever you are.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před měsícem +2

      Heyyyyy,my txt blanked. I just asked if salt 🧂 voter thought of that burn. What'd I say?

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 Před měsícem +6

      I like it, but Jimmy Kimbell's "Isn't it past your jail time" is a little better

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Před měsícem

      Missed that - thanks for that lol .. but Poorleone* ?

    • @pushinkeys
      @pushinkeys Před měsícem

      @@jasonbrownjourno lol Godfather reference, Don Corleone

  • @DoCKathos
    @DoCKathos Před měsícem +154

    Trump: Remember 6 years ago when you got an extra $10 on your tax returns? Yea I'm gonna need that back.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před měsícem +4

      Hmm - billionaires don’t ask for $5… just sayin

    • @-Ruby_R3d_Drag0ns-
      @-Ruby_R3d_Drag0ns- Před měsícem +4

      “And I’m going to need those classified documents back too, my bathroom with the $5 shower curtain needs some new wallpaper.” - Trump

  • @jasonjstdr
    @jasonjstdr Před měsícem +9

    If Trump doesn’t donate to his own campaign, why should anyone else donate?

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername Před měsícem

      Why does he even need a campaign when he has nothing to offer America but whining and debt

  • @lokilowkey3049
    @lokilowkey3049 Před měsícem

    Seth writers stepping up, granted the material to work with is gold.

  • @elizabethvogt2306
    @elizabethvogt2306 Před měsícem +45

    So glad that you are back and keeping me less depressed about our government. Please talk to your Mee Maw as much as you’d like.

  • @stephaniepedersen6051
    @stephaniepedersen6051 Před měsícem +174

    The only way I can stomach Lindsey Graham is by picturing him yelling at his Meemaw. 😂😂

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 Před měsícem

      he is obviously a gay man....is he open about it??

    • @dm889
      @dm889 Před měsícem

      I can never do what u can do.... I cringe at the thought of my fist having to touch his sickening face. will have forever nightmares if I did.

    • @TheKildar
      @TheKildar Před měsícem +4

      The question must be asked: What does Drumph have on Graham?

    • @mariloustarr5972
      @mariloustarr5972 Před měsícem +2

      I just love the fact that Lindsey’s childhood nickname was Stinkball.

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 Před měsícem

      @@mariloustarr5972 is he openly gay??

  • @Eviltwin531
    @Eviltwin531 Před měsícem +1

    It's always a good segment when Mee-maw Graham shows up.

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 Před měsícem +2

    Hilarious, Love,Love, Love the MeMaw bit. You the MAN

  • @corvidsRcool
    @corvidsRcool Před měsícem +85

    Please Seth, never stop doing Lindsay yelling at Memaw. It makes me laugh every time.

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Před měsícem +4

      I want a spin off animated show

    • @corvidsRcool
      @corvidsRcool Před měsícem +4

      @@acmelka I would watch it every day and twice on Sunday. 🤣

  • @normalityrelief
    @normalityrelief Před měsícem +37

    Why do they need to beg for money when thoughts and prayers fix problems just as well?

  • @sweetfancymoses2942
    @sweetfancymoses2942 Před měsícem +2

    I think it's past time you introduce Meemaw to the Sea Captain. Seems like they would be a handsome couple.

  • @jessseymour9246
    @jessseymour9246 Před měsícem +1

    Seth has truly mastered the art of recovering bad jokes with self deprication.
    They say it takes 10,000 hours of practice to master anything.

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 Před měsícem +47

    When Kevin O'Leary laughs at Trump, that's something

    • @helenknapp2084
      @helenknapp2084 Před měsícem

      Kevin O’Leary, not long ago said all the people in tDump’s line of business do the same as tDump! So maybe he had someone question him what he meant! Could he be next to be investigated?🤔

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Před měsícem

      Kevin O'Leary is Canada's biggest embarrassment. His third wife killed someone and he bought his way out of it.

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day Před měsícem +143

    Can we instead chip in money to buy a real judge to hold him accountable?.... I'd donate to that. BIGLY!!!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před měsícem +11

      Me too!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +22

      John Oliver would probably get behind that

    • @communitygardener17
      @communitygardener17 Před měsícem +9

      Pretty sure it was an appellate judge who let trump off.

    • @Richard--
      @Richard-- Před měsícem

      Why stop there? I'm sure for the right price we might be able to bribe the big orange POS to drop out of the election and leave the country for good.

    • @carmensaavedra1096
      @carmensaavedra1096 Před měsícem

      I've never vote for elections but I will vote for this one demacrat

  • @Michael-js6gp
    @Michael-js6gp Před měsícem +1

    I want a t-shirt that says "Who's laughing now, memaw!?" 😂

  • @ArdencieHallKarambe1203
    @ArdencieHallKarambe1203 Před měsícem

    I love the satire, Seth. Thank you for trying to keep it lite.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +77

    Re: Trump "nurturing" his properties, in another message, he called them his "children." I am assuming that Mar-a-Lago is Ivanka, Trump Tower is Don Jr., and Eric is some laundromat somewhere.

    • @MFTgal
      @MFTgal Před měsícem +3

      His babies...I heard. Oh my.

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Před měsícem +8

      I was thinking Eric was a seedy motel where they have hourly rates.

    • @GordianKnot-pg5dz
      @GordianKnot-pg5dz Před měsícem +2

      😅😅😅

    • @ekko808
      @ekko808 Před měsícem

      Seeing as Ivanka is really a liberal, she might be more like his office building in LA

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před měsícem +2

      Where's Tiffany and Barron?

  • @DiamondGirl333
    @DiamondGirl333 Před měsícem +22

    The Memaw bit never fails to crack me up!

  • @apothecuryous5932
    @apothecuryous5932 Před měsícem +1

    I love Seth's Lindsay Graham impersonation and imaginary arguments with his Meemah

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly Před měsícem

    Thank you guys for providing closed captions this time. I love you again. And I guess Seth Myers is still funny

  • @CJ-uo5cl
    @CJ-uo5cl Před měsícem +36

    😂😂😂 Did they start laughing when you walked in the door? Good one.

  • @debrarymer4102
    @debrarymer4102 Před měsícem +57

    I read your children's book to my students , today (I'm Not Scared, You're Scared) and they LOVED it. Plus it led to a fantastic conversation about courage. Parents, Seth is not only an extremely talented comic but if you have a child in pre-kindergarten to first grade, you should get this book. It's adorable.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Před měsícem +2

      I think I didn't even know about his children's book. Now I'm interested, even for myself. =P

  • @shannonrossi8628
    @shannonrossi8628 Před měsícem

    Seth's Lindsay Graham and Meemaw bits are my favorite!

  • @timnorth2713
    @timnorth2713 Před měsícem

    Seth, love the closer look segments. Rich persons backed away from NDJT(notorious Donald J Trump), after spending a weekend at MariLago, they became "The Stepford Donors" keep it up, proud of you! TRNorth

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Před měsícem +381

    Beginning to think this guy is not the financial genius he claims to be

    • @mr.milktea00
      @mr.milktea00 Před měsícem +25

      Sarcasm. Nice

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před měsícem +26

      If only you could get thru to the MAGAts.

    • @Tarantulisimo
      @Tarantulisimo Před měsícem +22

      He never was -- It's all a myth. He's not a business genius or a financial genius -- he's simply a licensing genius & a marketing genius

    • @Broccoli_Highkicks
      @Broccoli_Highkicks Před měsícem +20

      He's excellent at grifting, though. If 81 million people kick in about $25 each, that's well over $2 billion right there.

    • @patchworkcat6932
      @patchworkcat6932 Před měsícem

      @@Tarantulisimo He's a moron with charisma. He's a trust fund baby who got his start with daddy giving him a "small" loan of just 1 million dollars(and a huge amount of assets through various means to avoid tax). Then he got more by pretending to be even richer then he was and using that to get loans. The only thing Trump can market is himself.

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep Před měsícem +23

    Lindsey and MeeMaw bring me so much joy. SO MUCH.

  • @sotheresthat7882
    @sotheresthat7882 Před 9 dny

    Beautiful. His delivery is unbelievable 😅😅😅

  • @glynisbrooks8200
    @glynisbrooks8200 Před měsícem

    I love the Linsey Gram impression 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Před měsícem +105

    April 15th cannot come soon enough for the American people.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před měsícem +2

      Well ... except for all the people . .like tRump ...who are putting off filing their taxes.
      🤣

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Před měsícem +3

      Isn’t it ironic?

  • @jonlee6794
    @jonlee6794 Před měsícem +29

    The way Seth treats her, meemaw is definitely a jackal!!

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 Před měsícem

    Seth, I love “mee MAW !”jokes !

  • @victorrosario4109
    @victorrosario4109 Před měsícem

    That was good Seth. lol! Thank God for late night show's.

  • @serendipitouslytranscenden8843
    @serendipitouslytranscenden8843 Před měsícem +26

    I love Seth. After a stressful day, he's the perfect nightcap.

  • @straydawg2035
    @straydawg2035 Před měsícem +34

    Lindsay Graham on Fox feels more like a 700 Club pitch from the 80's and 90's than an ASPCA commercial.

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars Před měsícem

      Given evangelicals support Trump, it's not much of a surprise the money-raising tactics are the same.

    • @clarencegreen3071
      @clarencegreen3071 Před měsícem

      Dozed off in front of the TV late one evening and woke up to Sara McLachlan singing Angel, which I thought was beautiful almost beyond words. Beside her was this old hound dog who looked like he'd been down on his luck for quite a while. Well, that old dog and I made eye contact, and somehow our souls connected.
      Result was that I became a donor to the ASPCA, which I still am. I also resolved that any dog that drifted by my house would not leave with an empty stomach. I can only hope that the old dog had a good life following his TV appearance. Please, let it be so!

  • @jakehix8132
    @jakehix8132 Před měsícem +1

    That mee-maw bit somehow did get better and better xD

  • @xforge
    @xforge Před měsícem

    LOL "very humbly" and he didn't explode from the irony of saying that

  • @superbirden57
    @superbirden57 Před měsícem +235

    "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

    • @breestackss
      @breestackss Před měsícem +10

      Oh my, that just took me back decades...LoL!!!!

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 Před měsícem +12

      Hamberder

    • @fanatamon
      @fanatamon Před měsícem

      @@helenryan5217thats better

    • @gracewegman1013
      @gracewegman1013 Před měsícem

      And, "Wimpy" is an appropriate name for this lunatic, too!

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Před měsícem +8

      That never fooled Popeye even once.

  • @johncrowley6048
    @johncrowley6048 Před měsícem +39

    Please never stop the Lindsey Graham-Meemaw impression, that always has me in hysterics at home no matter what the philistines in the audience think!

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 Před měsícem

    …but showing the album at the end with…”Or don’t!” Cracks me up every time!

  • @christopher_munn
    @christopher_munn Před měsícem +1

    Somebody has to say this, but Seth nailed that segment.