Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - True Crime
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Shorts:
Return of the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber
Serial Killer
Serial Killer 2
Mittens
Worlds Greatest Detective
Wishes
The Prosthetic
Matchmaker - Komedie
I just like the fact that no one else in this universe has a purple shirt. Nice colour on him too
10:55, although I like the chatacyer and it is quite unique (the shade)
Haha I know right
5:08 the dead body right under the dude with the cyan shirt
Not true 5:18 you can see a dead guy with a purple shirt
I have a purple shirt
Nobody ever talks about the purple shirted eye stabbers superpower in that he has unlimited knives.
I'm..... Outa knives...
@@Mossieu_deadyI sure didnt think i would find an undertale reference here
@@Mydogsobig dude why’d you delete the time stamp lol
@@felixfauxington99 He didn’t, the reference is to Mr Deady’s comment, there was never a time stamp to begin with.
@@ultatack6020 I think I’m going insane
If anyone survives the apocalypse, it's the purple shirted eye stabber, dude's got infinite knives
He just has a pocket dimension full of just knives.
It doesn´t matter, because there is a guy who can cut it in half!
@@eliasar5051 half of infinity is infinity
And accuracy.
@@ber7967 but he could cut the knives themselves in half not the number of knives and if he cuts off the blades then the knives are useless
5:09 We have now sadly seen the fate of the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber. Even his unlimited knives were no match for the cat guy.
Well spotted bruv.
The next serial killer is the red shirted head stabber.
@@siriusa6235 purple shirts arch nemesis
@@chickurt3153 They're brothers.
Cyanide could make something out of this.
The shirt wasn’t light enough for it to actually be him.
@@christopherdangelo1292 Not just the shirt, the guy wasn't light enough either.
Mister eye stabber is amazing. There’s never a dull moment with him
Noice one
Look sharp
I see your point...
very closely.
Yeah cuz his moments are always "sharp".
Now we need a new head of execution
Ah the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, love that guy
Yea ma man the purple shirted eye stabber and his unlimited knives make a retearning
At least it’s not the yellow pants ball stabber
@epic guardian lmaooooo
Well he loves you too especially...
This dude is definitely the purpleft shirted eye stabber in disguise
Am I the only one thinking that the car advert at the end would actually make for a really good marketing campaign for a car with a new auto-braking system?
It reminds me of that Geico commercial where they try to decide where to hide from the killer, and they all ignore the car, and the killer is just disappointed in them
@@ohheyitsguy I haven’t seen that advert before (I don’t think it made it over to the UK) but that sounds like a great marketing tool. Better then most of the advert we have over here
I love how even though the boy wasn’t connected to the machine anymore you could still hear his pulse in the background
And the way the wrestling guy said “The F you say!?!?”
I though I was the only one who noticed lol
"No one has been harmed in the making of this compilation"
You Shure About That Bud?
@@benneeds_a_name7398 Yes officer
I have evidence, that says otherwise.. 🔪
Believable
Except bob… bob was very much hurt.
Purple shirt is like one of those scp that requires the foundation to use a few lives just to contain/capture it.
Agreed
Just a couple of D-classes
OH YEA 😂😂😂
Like SCP-106 who requires someone's femur to be broken?
@@DrYeet2704 yes
The doctor being a ref and the subtitles say his crying is [Laughter]
Former?
@@somethinfunny7114 former?
@@somethinfunny7114 i mean i am dead so somebody took my place which means im the former
@@Blue_Shift421 then how are you commenting
@@somethinfunny7114 heard heaven has good wifi and access to youtube
0:51 never realized: the light goes back on as soon as the door opens. Thats what I call good service ^^
7:06 I love it how the wrestler have sparkles around him
Kid: I want you *cough**cough* to beat me to death 😁
😳
Wrestler: THE FUCK YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
When he was cured he is no longer “dying “ so contract is void seeing they only make wishes for dying children
Well, technically, the contract said to do the move until he died, which implies he will be the death of the kid. And that mean he is still dying; just not via the disease
Oh he was still dying alright
Not my mittens, he loves me.
They should make fun of the home alone reboot trailer🤣
Wasn't "the return the purple shirted eye stabber" the very first animated cartoon featuring him?
Ironic
Because he semi retired in the comics a long time agi
No, he was featured in Serial Killer.
Yo I subbed to this channel like 10 years ago and haven't seen a video in like 8, and then randomly found this in my feed. Why youtube? Why would you hide cyanide and happiness from me for so long?
Watch the one with ultra soldier it was really good, bumble butts and butt shark were good too
the bell
@@ber7967 the bell didn't exist back then
This video has been a real…. EYESORE.
Go away
@@skelepunner745sans5 no
@@ryankronenbitter2013 Fine, Eye sorry
@@skelepunner745sans5 I understand. Nice stab at a pun by the way
@@ryankronenbitter2013 Thank you
“How man knives do you have”
Purple Shirted Eye Stabber: “Yes”
2:47 the Wilhelm Scream!
Honestly I'm tempted to break into the cyanide and happiness offices in a purple shirt just to see what they do
Well realistically they will call the police but who wouldn't if it was the purple shirted eye stabber
"It's the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber!"
"No, I'm the Purple Shirted Eye Witness to the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber."
"Please wear a different shirt."
3:05 we did it patrick we have save Bikini Bottom
7:42 Never tell such wishes 😅
Looks like justice IS blind.
*epic goofy smile*
Love it
Mittens clearly hasn't been eating his food, must be getting fed by the neighbours.
Or he fed *on* the neighbours
8:56 has me cackling
10:32
so anyway that's how i Lost my medical license
-TF2 Medic
5:09 Purple Killer Guy: Dinner Time! Cat: Nope.
'Serial Killer' uses standard SCP Foundation methods to catch anomalous killers xD
I’ve finally found the way to go in and out of scp foundation territory.
0:28 This man’s voice acting in this skit gave me mordecai vibes a little bit (from Regular show)
Yeah it is
9:20 I’m a pirate now
5:26 love the Hercule Poirot reference
Murder on the Nile!
@@AllAcacia ?
@oogaofbooga2624 they meant death on the Nile
7:30 thats the face of, "holy fuck."
😳😱
THE FUCK YOU SAY
The pedestrian detecting car gets me every time 🤣
8:40 really accurate about hospitals and lawyers
Sad for that boy :(
I love how the parents agreed to let their son be beaten to death
I used to be a fan, but after watching this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner ⚡
old joke
@@bramgeusebroek7691 Old reply
@@blackhawkuh-6026 old response
@@bramgeusebroek7691 It's like a semi dad joke but hey! atleast his creative
So thanks OP
@@bramgeusebroek7691shut up neighbor
at 8:26 how tf is the thing still beeing like kid is out of the hospital bed
I’m crying in sadness but I’m also laughing so hard at the make a wish skit 😂
0:08 funny how he told his friend to quite while Shouting loudly
He's not stabing he's just quickly inserting the knife into they're bodys
"Their eyes"
Stabbing*
Their*
Bodies*
There should be a comma after "stabbing"
Stabbing*
Their*
Bodies*
There should be a comma after "stabbing"
He's just poking them gently with the knife at 10x speed
I wonder where he gets all his knives from
Two for One Ted?
Magic
dat ass
He probably buys them from dio
Target
"THE F*CK YOU SAY?!"
- Bert "The Speeding Bullet" Broadway
"Looks like justice is blind" * and then gives this grin😇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:17 prison break reference at the back ground 🔥
Who else literally feels like CZcams is their best friend during Covid ? 👑👑👑🙏
5:34-5:40 Clue the movie in a nutshell
There was no reason at all to draw such a detailed jacket at 02:16
Cause why not?
10:26 wait but if he has the material to make the table, whats the point of killing someone to make it...
What's the point of NOT killing someone to make it...
Why wouldn’t you? It’s super efficient
12:20 some cars are good some cars are bad
If one hits you, you’ll forever be sad
10:55 anyone notice the picture in the desk is a real person
Mr Nugget hopes that everyone has a great day!! ❤️
mr nugget should pay his taxes
Pay your taxes, nuggs.
Fun fact: these videos makes our days better
Fun fact: You say that every upload
I think that some of these ideas would be really good as a serious feature length movie.
3:17 hey! It's those guys!
The dunno guy, the bear, the poop guy, the gun, the handsome guy and smt about cleaning guy
I saw the Serial Killer 2 one when it first came out and in a couple of Compilations in the past, but this was the first time that I noticed that the Detective's voice sounded kind of familiar.
And turns out He was voiced by Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media aka Plinkett's voice from the Plinkett reviews.
How did I miss that before
I only just realized it too! It helps that Mike has exactly three voices he can do: regular, old-timey, and Plinkett.
3:43 i was already choking on my own laugh
I feel like a psychopath for watching this entire video and laughing.
Ya gotta "let it go" bud
2:25 thats some skill he got
1:03 is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the knife is going inside his eye like it’s a void?
I wonder if we'll ever see Dr. Carpenter Upholster ever again.
When the speeding bullet said the f&@$ you say? I was laughing so hard
His face too🤣
"owo, he stabs people's eyes."
🔪wO
11:27 What the hell 😳
(Not because she tore out his guts, because it had a glitch)
Pibby
11:01 the dog: let me do it for you let me do it for you Kermit
This man can throw a knife through glass with out it breaking or cracking
1:33 be just grows a mustache
He worn a mask under his face
10:08 he is just shames from
family guy
1:28 bruh you cant tell me they got the character from William Afton
Hair Kid: [ *Quietly* ] what the hell was that thing?!
Cap Kid: *Proceeds to yell quiet as loud as possible*
I guess you could say those people didn’t SEE that coming.
that joke is an eyesore
bad joke time
you should retna sider your choice of joke
become my pupil of joke telling
@@ber7967 LENS me some credit for mEYE EYE deal joke, Iris good at jokes, so instead of DenEYEing my iMACULATE jokes how about you sit in the CORNEAR and BROWS for more DEADeyed jokes you silly LIMBUS.
@@hamishmcculloch8735 okay
@@hamishmcculloch8735 ive lost eye admit defeat
10:27 he could have just made a table but he wanted a ghost table
I love how stupidly funny it is so much dark humour
crazy killer! 4:25
1:20 knife not breaking the glasses 🤓
Must have been Plastic
Now that is precision.
Anyone else notice Jimmy Williams on the wall at 3:49?
Noticed:), did you noticed me at 3:42🔪
👾
The fact that Mr. Eye-Stabber was free when he killed 4/5 people in front of a detective and a victim is funny to me.
9:58 he reminds me of that one family guy character, seamas I think his name was.
"I will never be first, but I will always be here"
If you’re not first you’re last
@@blackhawkuh-6026 first last doesn't matter
We need a crossover for purple shorter eye stabber and the homicidal carpenter doctor
Their battle will be legendary
Return of the eye stabber is the most plotwistyd novie ever
6:37 this one wasn't illegal, it was technically true because it was on a contract
contracts dont mean you could kill someone
like i couldn't sign a contract with my friend and get them to maje me commit die by force
@@ber7967 ok, i didn't know
@@rogeras5966 noice
@@ber7967 I think the contract forced him to complete the wish, and that kid wanted to be killed with the bullet buster
You know I didn't realize it before but the voice of the detective in Serial Killer 2 is Mike from RLM.
I like how the eye stabber has infinity knives lol
Wow, he threw that knife so fast that he stabbed through his glasses without shattering them
glasses dont tend to shatter plus he can stab through skulls so i think hed be good
11:15 mortal kombat and Unikitty show had a crosover would be something looks like that *this is only a cursed coment*
I love the laugh that the purple shirted eye stabber makes
this was the best compilation yet.
2:42 Coincidentaly, this would also be a wet dream for spy tf2
2:59 the imposter was ejected
Kinda seems like the C&H universe doesn’t know the definition of karma 🤔
“QUIET!!!!!” Hagred asked calmly
I think the purple shirted eye stabber is my new favourite character
8:07 well technically make awish is only for kids who dont have long left to live due to a disease or condition so once he was healthy hey shoul have left bc hes not a make a wish kid anymore
😂
4:03 Oh wow that made me jump
The eye balls👀, so freaking me out
The mittens episode; I just love how he didn’t notice the bodies till the camera zoomed out lmfao
love these series
Awesome Content Keep it 🔥🔥🔥❤
3:15 wait a minute...is that a space cop reference, is that Mike Stoklasa? Oh shit, it was 4:34. RLM branching out.
The wrestler saying "The FUAQ you say?!" was the best.
Ah yes the purple shirted eye stabber one of the gods other then the guy who can take things half off
These puns are an "eye"-sore