"Dark Secrets" on YouTube
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- čas přidán 26. 03. 2018
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In this video I talk about a weird trend on CZcams where literally anything that's ever been made gets exposed and scrutinized for hiding "dark secrets", which almost always turn out to be neither dark, nor secrets. It's clickbait at its finest, and the worst offender is a channel called 'The Things'. Yeah, that's really their name.
If you like watchmojo but wish they'd only made videos for 6-year olds and talked to you like they're always telling you to go to bed, then you'll LOVE The Things. Their videos set a new standard for laziness on CZcams, which is honestly quite the accomplishment. Enjoy.
I'm about to sell out of fridge magnets but i still have a few left:
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learn my dark secrets:
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instagram - / drewisgooden
facebook - / drewisgooden
If you're still reading this, comment what you think that dog's name is. I bet it's Barkz. - Komedie
*hand goes through dog picture*
12:17 yeah hahaha. And his shoulder
@@bunnylovette2101 i-
ToastyFresh and shoulder
**OCD overload**
ToastyFresh I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL LIKE ON HIS COMPUTER I-
The fact that his hand goes through the picture of the puppy bothers me
Just a reminder
I just noticed that
Yeah how does he do that???
“Dark Secrets Drew Gooden tried to hide”
WhOaH tHe PuPpY iS mAgIcAl
I think he edited the video and put in the puppy pic later as a distraction from the actual computer screen... I might be wrong but it is possible.
"Hi, me with a jacket on"
"No I'm your landlord"
*Top 10 anime plot twists*
Nani!!!
NANI!!
NANI!!
NANDE!!
ナニ?!
Theory: there was no picture under the blur. The blur was the picture.
I really wish we could see it
that is a good theory
10 Darkest Secret of Drew Gooden:
1. Amanda has a polyamorous relationship with multiple Drew Gooden clones
And each Drew doesn’t know about the others!
And one of them is called Danny Gonzales
2. This clone strategy has allowed him to live in his place without ever having paid rent.
Well yeah but it’s just a rumor
And when we needed him most, he vanished.
Conspiracy theory: The paint art was totally neutral and fine but Drew wanted to censor it to create a "dark secret" out of something totally harmless
Thats the joooooke
@@emilyfrancis3933 I am also pretty sure that the comment was a joke
*_continue the chain_*
Lorde Voldemort and I’m pretty sure theirs was a joooooooooke duuuuude.
@emo phangirl trash I’m pretty sure this comment is a joke
@@Gabe3N your comment is definitely a joke
“This is like WatchMojo for kids”
So it’s just WatchMojo?
my dad watches WatchMojo.
so yeah
@@TheWetOwl WatchMojo's main target is still kids though. Ofc someone from outside of the target range can still watch it, but that doesn't make their target audience change.
@@_silience you missed my joke, albeit a shitty one
@@TheWetOwl Eh, it's cool. Thanks for telling me nonetheless
“I’m glade I don’t have a dad”
*releases fresh linen scented tear*
Hololololo hasmmmha
Why did I comment this
@@melaniescookies529 yeah da fuq
i am detergent as well, although i am dirty
@@melaniescookies529 *Hololololo hasmmha*
Dark secrets Drew Gooden tried to hide:
1. The paint art
Dark secrets Hamo B tried to hide:
1. Stealing the comment above
I had the same idea la dybala :(
stolen comment stfu
I don't even think there was any paint art. He was just making a joke. But probably everyone knew that.
@@emilyhamilton6488 what it be umbrella academy fam?
Drew’s dark secret is he is actually Danny Gonzales
Alyssia Bacarra What. I thought he is Danny Gonzalez. Or is it Denny Gorbzalez
That's not a secret though
Who's Danny Gonzalez? I only know Drew Gonzalez. I think he also goes by Danny Gooden
He is but he is also married to danny
Lol
"The boys"
I cannot believe Good Luck Charlie takes place in the same universe as The Boys, that is a dark secret.
My first thought too 😂😂😂😂
I feel physically ill when I hear these out of touch, generic, top list american voices speaking. Feels like a fever dream
dont forget about vague british people
@@FirstLast-fl1co True
Drew: **random subtitles** I’m being held hostage please help
Us: *WHaTs bEhiNd THe DoG?*
im actually wondering if that was his cry for help.... sometimes i worry for drew and danny
wait a second....
*what if he was kidnapped by danny and thats why they are the same person... danny has brainwashed himself into making a clone and drew IS that clone and drew ended up escaping the world of danny but escaping that trap killed all his memories so thats why in his videos talking about his* old iphone *notes whhen he was high writing the notes that was danny trying to get back into drew's mind... danny ends up taking over his mind a lot of the time so every chance drew has, he cries for help, or even making those skits. but everyone just thinks its a joke.*
#savedrewgonzalez2020
@@andrea-ht8xz .....are you ok..??🤨😅
@@JillcantChill honestly, i don't even know...
AJ G. No it was the team ten back in the house of gold fanfic
Time stamp pls?
"It was filmed in front of an audience, that's why there was laughter"
It... It had a laugh track...
Live studio audiences are a legit thing
you’re fucking stoopid
it said "some scenes" were filmed with a live studio audience, ie others had a laugh track
BTonyH587 yea, but not for shows like Good Luck Charlie. For shows like that, do you think they do all the scenes in one take, than put on TV? With no mistakes whatsoever? Also, the laughter is way to fake.
Simply Vince L
10:18 When a comment has a heart, the heart gets removed if you edit the comment, as far as I know. I think this happens to pinned comments as well. So her saying "OMG IT WAS PINNED" unpinned the comment.
That makes sense, because otherwise you could get your comment pinned, and then change the comment to something completely different like an ad to subscribe to your own channel or propaganda or something
I came down to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this. Pinned comments have the pin removed if you edit them for exactly that reason, otherwise someone could say "I love this video!", get pinned, and then edit it to say something racist or insulting.
Yeah, it's kind of funny how people can unpin or unheart their own comments by editing them. Personally, I find those "thanks for all the likes" edits a bit annoying to be honest. They don't add any substance.
@@ninawth Yeah they're really weird to me too, I don't quite understand why people do it
This is possibly the smartest thing youtube has done since starting the site
@@ninawth I feel like it's a relic from Reddit, where they have awards and it's polite to thank people for awards. The only difference is that CZcams likes don't cause others to spend money on you.
I was so irritated to see the “red circle” thumbnail keep popping up in my recommended that at first I didn’t realize that it was actually satire and Drew’s video
Me too man me too
I just really really really really wanna know what was behind the puppy
It's a dark secret
The real drew. His landlord filmed this.
Pretty sure he just pulled a random picture off the internet and put a dog over it because the name of the vid was dark secrets.
Me too!
Don’t we all?
Are we even gonna talk about the fact that people make fanfictions about good luck charlie?
Erem Hans oh honey you’ve got a storm comin’ if you think that’s strange for fanfiction...
@@moose3720 *shudders in milk fic*
@@grey_man8281 we don't need to bring up the milk fic
@@moose3720 you're right, ive probably destroyed someone's life
@@grey_man8281 don't flatter yourself i just don't want to remember
"They said it on the show. It's not really a secret."
"Do you know what a secret is?"
That made me laugh
the first time i saw the thumbnail was when i still didn’t know who drew gooden was, so i legitimately spent a few minutes just staring at the thumbnail trying to find out what the “secret” was
why did i do the same thing before watching the video?
It's been over 2 years, and i'm still wondering what the original paint art was
It's completely innocent, the joke is it's a dark image he's trying to hide.
But we still dont know know whats in There man
We’ll never know😔
It was a red circle
@@rosalitabender6910 but you don’t KNOW
the more i looked at the puppy the more it started to look like drew
oh god why
12:08
This proves it lol
@@Cthulhu_t Honest to God, i saw this comment and saw the resemblance at 12:08.
It all makes sense now, in one sketch with Dany he turned into a dog!
Underrated comment
Conspiracy theory: The paint art was a naked pic of Danny
Maybe?
But when it was blurred you could see some purple -under his shirt all his skin is purple-
So... a self portrait?
Oop
Wh-where'd he get that from
What if Drew is going through a continuous paradox where he is not able to pay rent and the landlord gets his house and everything in it, becoming Drew and making videos until a new landlord comes in and asks for rent?
It's a dark secret the Drews are trying to hide
Can't believe Vivarium was so good they made it real
@@mellow_mallow Never knew what Vivarium was till I saw your comment so I decided I'll watch it and shiiiiit that's a good movie. Watching Foxes tomorrow...
@@aperson1006 glad you enjoyed it! I've seen analysis of it but haven't actually watched the whole thing myself. hope you like Foxes!
Okay Drew, I'll tell you a dark secret. When I was a small boy I stole a library book from a friend. I then started to worry that I would be caught so I disposed of the evidence. My friend had to pay for that library book he thought he lost. I have carried this secret with me for over twenty years, it has haunted me.
Jesus christ what is wrong with you. How could you live like that.
1.21 Gigawatts ... 1.21 Gigawatts is what you need to go back in time and not steal the book. 😝
Irredeemable
y'all shitting on someone for something they did when they were a really young kid
that's disgusting
@@ArthurTRead pretty sure they're joking lmao
It turns out that every video after this one isn't made by Drew and they're made by the land lord
King Kookie underrated comment
ElectroCute it has 444 likes... not underrated
Now that’s a dark secret
@@electrocute3498 b
Lore
I'm glad after he said "give me like 11 minutes" there was literally only 11 minutes and some seconds left
10:05, no, the thing that makes this REALLY good is that editing a comment is what unpins it so the things didn’t unpin the comment, the person edited it and that’s what got it unpinned-
It happens with hearts to
The first one in rick and Morty is like when I show my mom a meme and she turns it into a lecture
Yep, that seems about right. That’s also when I joke about myself. My moms pretty cool though. I can show her memes with cursing in them
@@totallyoriginal6964 wow, cursing? cool 😎
@@totallyoriginal6964 you're so cool😎
"Theres never any good reason to take shots at work" - spongebob
i can’t make jokes around my parents because they lecture me on them
I am sad to admit the circle in your thumbnail got me.
i thought i was retarded for not seeing anything
One me 2 I wanted to see what it was
aw me too
Miiluvs me too sister
You are joking, right? I mean, this is a satirical channel, its obvious he put the circle ironically.
As a teenager, The Things really knows it’s stuff. They could tell me utter bullshit and I would still be intrigued. The way they word all their videos distracts you from how bad they are lmfao.
Ik lol
the last good luck charlie “secret” was just the plot of andi mack
it’s been over a year, and i’m still wondering what the original paint art was
Yeah same
It's a dark secret
Same!
Tentacle hentai
@@sillygoose2878 hell yeah
Ah yes, the dark hidden secret that was... the audience laughing and clapping in the background
ellie definitely not a laugh track
Bessie Rose yeah TOTALLY not a laugh track
Epic Remarc ODVIOUSLY not a laugh track
YEET 1K like BABY
Spoopy
The “original story” for good luck Charlie is literally andi Mack
Bruh, every show made by Disney is the same thing. They take probably 2 minutes to come up with
Literally what
@@MrGoodeats Ah yes the famed chapter in Das Kapital "Black Lives Matter"
Imagine being so triggered you mix up random ass strawmen lmao
@@MrGoodeats China isn't actually a communist country. It works off of a generic authoritarian centrist system, they still have money and they also have an extremely strong government.
@@MrGoodeats lmao
Drew it’s been 5 years we need to see the original art
*ONE RENT PAYMENT, PLEASE*
*N O*
Puppies and Kittens a profile pic? lol
Uhm I actually have a giftcard
How we gonna paaaay
I can pay in soft tacos
Dark Secrets Drew Gooden Tried to Hide:
1. He did a collab with Danny Gonzalez
2. Danny Gonzalez' fans are called the Gregs
3. Greg is the first name of American baseball player Greg Maddux, who won the World Series in 1995
4. 1995 is the same year that Glen Edward Rogers, AKA the Casanova Killer, began his murder spree
5. 1995 was also the year of the release of the film Top Dog- clearly Drew Gooden is taunting us by using a picture of a dog to cover up the fact that at two years old, HE was the real Casanova Killer
Preston Long You just blew this shit wide open. I'd suggest going into hiding, CZcams would do anything to keep the only CZcamsr on their platform.
Somebody email this to Alex Jones!
DREW GOODEN EXPOSEDDDD (not clickbait gone sexual)
I am truly greg
damn
If only they knew the real dark secrets of Justin Roiland at the time
t h e b o y s
*are back in town*
420 fucking likes
me and the boys with our dark secrets
me n the boys out here having dark secrets
Me and the boys finding out that the first few secrets were neither dark nor secret
Why other creators haven't dealt with sponsorships the way you do is beyond me
Supernaturlisch UrinatingTree basically turns his sponsorships into ads in the style of his own content, which works well
Have you seen Jay Foreman?
the channel "you suck at cooking" does sponsorship parts similarly to him, maybe even a bit more creative
are we forgetting daddy Jacksfilms
Jacksfilms!!!
Everytime this pops up in recommended I think about how stupid the thumbnail is and then I see it’s a Drew video and sigh in relief
Okay but like, the last “dark secret” was the plot for Andi Mack so it’s very possible they did make that plot line for good luck Charlie and deemed it not appropriate for kids and then came back to it later. I mean it’s very likely they just came up with the story later but I think that Andi Mack gives that rumor some backbone.
There is a dark is a secret about drew
He has a second CZcams channel called Danny Gonzalez
Swedish spring be like björng
@@b-radfrommalibu9593 swedish gun be like bäng bäng
Butt Muncher where his haircut changes XD (I know the joke, I just thought I’d say)
Why does hi second channel have more subs?
That's not a secret.
Drew, I have a secret. Please don’t tell anyone.
I stole $1300 from my dads credit card and he chased me with a knife. Luckily, I got away.
berry baby did you just still that from another one of his videos.....when he watched family vlogs........
Nate Movies yeah that’s what I was quoting!
Oh yeah, well I stole 200 dollars and
Spent it on vbuck
Underrated comment.
Oopsies exposed
it’s been over 5 years, and i’m still wondering what the original paint art was
CRINGE
@@shouldvesaid13CRINGE
@@mossycrown V1NCE CUH IS CRINGE NOT ME
It’s been over 5 years and I’m still wondering what the original paint art was
I really wanna know what the MS paint artwork was. Like, a lot
you cant know because its a "dark secret"
Izzy ohhhh yes 😂
Here To Spread Positivity yay I’m commenting 40 minutes after you
summer roses and I’m commenting 13 minutes after you!! 🤗😁
Me too, I need answers
next video from the things:
Top 10 dark secrets Drew Gooden is hiding from us
number 1 the picture behind the puppy:
I got it!... the picture behind the dog is a CAT
number 2 his profound love for Danny
Number 4: the baby he had with Logan Paul
Number 5: Danny pooping in his mouth
Number 6: His actual landlord
Seeing as how Rick and Morty actually has hella secrets in the show and they literally never actually said any secrets about the show is insane
Oh boy, Roiland's secrets aged like milk huh
Top ten actual crimes committed by Rick and Morty’s showrunner!
I'm having flashbacks to when i was like 10 and would sneak my iPad into my room at night to watch these videos at like 2am
Lol same
those types of videos were for some reason my whole genre in the beginning of my youtube obsession
@@eimearmcdnagh1853 omg same i was obsessed with those vids as well and would talk abt them with my cousin all the time
I’m doing the same thing as a teenager on Drew’s channel
Same I don't know how
is the joke that the paint artwork is a dark secret that you don't want us to know about? cause everyone wants to know now lol
this is a famous guy, show respect
Sonicfire 28 may I ask you to go back to the Sonic franchise?
Sonicfire 28 may I ask you to look at your videos and look at pengicitis' videos.
Joshua Tobin dieing channel with 66k isnt really famous lol
Go back to making stupid animation videos about club penguin loser
the secret “old plot line” for good luck charlie is actually the plot for Andi Mack which is another disney show😭😭😭
If you don’t show us what the painting was, we will retaliate by eating the hotdog on your website. If you do it too late, we eat the toppings too.
Of course there's something behind eleven its twelve
This is the best joke ever just.. HAVE A REPLY
Its 10 look 10 11 12
r/wooosh
@@ley8443 no u
Wow
Screw the circles. We need more red arrows!
Inside A Mind red arrows POINTING to circles ⭕️⬅️
Eyyyy my man inside a mind
What about.. BOTH???
Inside A Mind Ayyy Jamie
Pyneeapple are u crazy????
Years later and Drew still has not given us his email so we can email him our secrets
Him at the beginning being more concerned about his dollar than his wife:
*nOt mY dOlLaR!?!?*
I love how in every sentence his voice starts high then is very low at the end of the sentence
Edit: lol sorry everyone
I know this comment is so old but omg it’s in words
He does that very often lol
that’s just called talking dumbo
i literally read this comment in his voice 😄
Manga is Life he speaks like john mulaney every now and then
Meanwhile, Good Luck Charlie DID have a dark secret - some creep was OBSESSED with the toddler [Charlie] and would send repeated death threats, mainly through social media. Disney tried not to let it be too well known, because obviously they don't want people thinking that the child stars are in danger, but the LAPD were involved. It was a big deal... The channel really can't do anything right, huh? Give them gossip on a silver platter, and they'll totally ignore it.
Tapirs are under-appreciated They have to ignore it to a certain degree, as far as the public is concerned. This is the kind of thing a production company would want to deal with secretly before it becomes big news.
In any case, it was some creep online. Disney could hardly be faulted for that. Though they can be faulted for other things.
There is a tapir at the zoo near me and his name is Milton, his wife is named Abby, and they have a baby name Lxchel. I love them.
that isn’t really a dark secret involved with the show itself, it’s more of a behind the scenes thing with the cast of the show
He was talking about the channel. You just went full on “comeback mode”. Jeez.
Tapirs are under-appreciated well ye can have the job of the thing then
6:24 They actually circled a clown paining on the wall which, throughout the movie, was a subtle representation of the actual clown's mood. You see him dancing there which means hes very happy
ITS BEEN 5 YEARS. ITS TIME TO SHOW US THE PICTURE DREW.
A comment actually gets unpinned when you edit it. So that poor stinker did it to himself.
Yo i love yo mast
The pinned comment is edited
Elexis Stacy it was repinned
Elexis Stacy bmc-
Cool and good-
Oof
Top 10 of Drew Gooden's Dark Secrets He Tried to Hide😲😨
Number 10: The golden retriever on his computer is actually a post edit. We know this because he tells us it is a fake wallpaper in the first 30 seconds.
😲😨😲😨😲😨😲😨😲😨😲😨😲😨
Number 9: He used to be a viner.
Number 8: Not only did Drew Gooden create youtube, he is also the only creator on the site.
Number 7: he makes money by using his popularity to try to sell products.
Number 6: He met his girlfriend on vine!
You won't believe what's revealed in number 5!
10:43 Crazy how that trend took on
My parents saw me watching this video and thought I was watching "The Things" and now I'm living on the streets, I had to get into exotic animal trafficking to survive.
Mum, Dad, if you're reading this, I want to come home again, chimpanzee and all.
wait who are “the things”
i thought you were the only youtube channel??
Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔
Exposed
One of his ten dark secrets that he tries to hide
EXPOSE HIM!!!
"The things" is Drew, plot twist
So is anyone gonna mention how the last "secret" of Good Luck Charlie is literally the plot of Andi Mack or...
nobody ever watched andi mack lol
I used to watch it, but I just couldn't keep up with the midnight slot
@@isabellecrapo andi mack was real good tho, the best live action disney series they've made in what seems like forever
@@slashbat2375 and Disney also FINALLY had a gay character/plot
isabelle it’s literally amazing
its been five years drew i need to know what that original paint art was
5:04 I love how Drew's hand phases behind the dog overlay
What a second. Is that the Troom Troom narrator’s voice
What a second, ikr?
Wait*
“10 Dark Secrets on CZcams”
Wait*
the brown haired girl is concerned
The only secret in this entire video is the blurred image on the monitor 😂
Heda Kom TriKru true
I didn't really think about it too much watching the video, but it's probably a dark secret drew doesn't want you to know.
I can't even focus on the video because I dont know what it is. I NEED TO KNOW
I think that was intentional
Dark Secrets about Rick and Morty. No way, no way anyone who worked in Rick and Morty did anything secret, bad, or suspicious.😉
Three years later and I'm still losing sleep wondering what the initial ms paint file was. Drew, please. I have children.
The whole video I’ve been getting distracted by the little spot behind Drew on the top left corner. Is it just me or does it look like a giant black pom pom ball with googly eyes staring back at you?
Can't unsee
I think it is a plant with googly eyes or maybe even a tree
Greggory Heffley well, now it’s distracting me. Too.
AshKerr Hahaha you’re welcome
Now that I look at it again after 9 months I think it’s just two circle-shaped portrait pictures of Drew and Amanda attached to a tree
10:12 Editing a pinned comment will automatically unpin it.
That's smart they do that
“Wow, thanks for the pin!”
_This comment has been unpinned_
I don’t care I think it’s hilarious
Alglilgiasi Oh
I know this from personal experience **sob**
7:19 aged like fine wine
imagine 2018, a year when being drunk at work was the worst thing anyone knew about Justin Roiland
so apparently the rumored original concept of Good Luck Charlie was....Andi Mack
Yes lol
right that’s what i was gonna say
Huh.
@@idkanymore7089 oh, yeah I know
Thought I was the only one
It's fun watching his hands clip underneath the puppy
I didn’t even notice until I read this comment lol
Not for me.
You did a great job putting that picture on the computer!
seems like justin did in fact have a few dark secrets
fr
Oh my god, a man of legal age, drank ALCOHOL while voicing a character of a drunk???
Edit: Was I drunk writing this? I really don’t think that makes any sense.
you were one of the drunks
So this is what it feels like...
were you searching for a new high?
High as the SUN? dang
I found my people
Drew's condescending attitude towards these terrible channels brings me such joy
it’s been 2 years an I still want to know what the paint art looked like
If you rearrange the title you get “You bet, Seacrest Dorkun”
What higher power is Drew working for? Who is Seacrest Dorkun?
'tis me. I am Seacrest Dorkun. Drew works for me.
Release the paint art at 1 mil
Arosch_ retweet
* makes 535k accounts *
We could split it up so it would only be 267 500 accounts per person
y e s
Let’s be real here and say 500k
I couldn't even focus on the video, I was only looking at how his arm goes through the screen the whole time.
4 years later i still wanna see the art💀
If heaven is real, the first thing I will ask God is what was on his computer screen
Who says you're going to heaven?
Joabe Souza then Lucifer shall tell me
Liesya sorry kid your going to purgatory, cursed to an eternal limbo forever wondering what was on the monitor.
Bagel Man Dan if I’m going to purgatory then Wynonna can tell me :P
Joabe Souza True
Bartender: Hey man, what’ll it be tonight?
Landlord: Oh, just the usual. You know what, what the hell. Make it a double.
Bartender: Two rent payments coming right up
I really hate youtube channels that Lie and use Click Bait, it's annoying and Aggravating.
it's been over 3 years, and im still wondering what the original paint art was
me too
So, the "darkest secret" of Good Luck Charlie is actually the plot of Andi Mack??
Honestly though
that’s what I was thinking!
Andi Mack is quality content, and more progressive than many kids shows I've seen. 👌👌👌
What I thought!
that’s what i was thinking
I believe the monitor contained a “ thicc Thanos”
czcams.com/video/igMQJBgHRuo/video.html
a thick thanos
lmao
Dinosaur Man thicc*
Trevor Simon
*Thicc
0:01 Hey Timed Beta ppl
Get ready to see a lot of people mention his hand going behind the puppy art because I guess they just forgot the intro of the video or something
Thank you
Before realizing it was a drew gooden video, I thought he was going to point out that the T in CZcams is actually lower than the Y even though they're both uppercase
Whoever is reading this, you are now cursed with this knowledge
10 DEEP DARKEST SECERTS BEHING DREW GOODLEN'S DOG SCREEN!?!
BEHING
GOODLEN
SECERTS
!?!
*DERKEST