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  • @trucevideos
    @trucevideos Před 4 lety +4180

    the age gap couple said they'd been dating for three years. she just turned 24. that means they got together when she was 21 (he was 51). that's creepy enough but she said her ex is older than vince. so when she was like 19/20 she was dating someone probably in their mid to late fifties. now that, ladies and gentlemen, is gross

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh my gosh 😩

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Před 4 lety +16

      When she said that I assumed the guy was 70 😂

    • @alecia4710
      @alecia4710 Před 4 lety +3

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING this is,, concerning

    • @micahwilliams1332
      @micahwilliams1332 Před 4 lety +16

      I don’t like men who actively seek younger women. However, my friend likes older men. She is 21 and will seek out men that are in their late 40s early 50’s. She will date guys in their early 30’s, but she is just not interested in guys our age. Her motivations are her own. No one is the same. Though I think people should understand why.

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Před 4 lety +35

      Seems to me like she just wanted a dad after hers died, but obviously this is not the healthy way of going about it.
      Also their kid is gonna have to deal with losing their dad when they're young to...

  • @DJELPSS
    @DJELPSS Před 5 lety +4675

    They said they met at the mall because the production company didn’t get the rights to say Hot Topic.

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies Před 5 lety +74

      ELPSS OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

    • @niabuhagiar7554
      @niabuhagiar7554 Před 5 lety +133

      ELPSS she literally works at hot topic i’ve seen her there lmao

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj Před 5 lety +20

      Nia Buhagiar
      *NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!*

    • @lupitaramos1252
      @lupitaramos1252 Před 5 lety +4

      I was the 1,000th like, you're welcome.

    • @eliwilke
      @eliwilke Před 5 lety +2

      10/10 great comment

  • @givebuuhugs
    @givebuuhugs Před 4 lety +3461

    “White women communicate with their eyebrows” I never thought I’d be personally called out like that, I-

  • @chloec6529
    @chloec6529 Před 4 lety +4473

    "I'm 24"
    "We got together three years ago"
    "My ex-boyfriend was even older than Vince"
    Hold up let's do some math

    • @whivvy
      @whivvy Před 4 lety +102

      holup

    • @eonnephilim852
      @eonnephilim852 Před 3 lety +173

      she prolly hooked up with a dying dude who had 2 years left on him max and shit didn't line up and she didn't get in his will lmao
      now she's realized it's better to go for someone with some life left in him
      also nah dude there would've been a 3 year period where she was legal so probably no pedophilia

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine Před 3 lety +177

      Yeah I'm 21 right now, and just imagining being with someone the same age as my father makes me want to vomit all my insides out.

    • @monkeydoesnotpaytaxes
      @monkeydoesnotpaytaxes Před 3 lety +122

      "so i was 18 and he was 59 and no it was not grooming we met at a Christian summer camp when I was in highschool"

    • @nataliejean7903
      @nataliejean7903 Před 2 lety +65

      @@eonnephilim852 even if she was of age, to be a man of 50 years or older dating a girl who can’t even legally drink alcohol yet seems extremely predatory.

  • @sushigivesmelife2131
    @sushigivesmelife2131 Před 5 lety +3027

    The mom closed her eyes when remembering her daughter say, "I like older men."
    People close their eyes when remembering a painful memory.

    • @ranrahi7293
      @ranrahi7293 Před 5 lety +58

      Melanie Karlstetter ....holdup

    • @Capn_Mania
      @Capn_Mania Před 5 lety +274

      Is that why my Dad closes his eyes when he sees me every day😂

    • @jimlucas0
      @jimlucas0 Před 4 lety +182

      @@Capn_Mania nah you just ugly

    • @NycmanTheNicestOfMen
      @NycmanTheNicestOfMen Před 4 lety +2

      @andrea stars music why are you offended lmao?

    • @garrwheezington6990
      @garrwheezington6990 Před 4 lety +29

      @andrea stars music Jesus fuck, can people stop using the word "Savage"
      A Savage is someone who'll burn down a city, kill the men, rape the women, and eat the children. A Savage isn't someone who says something edgy.
      Why don't people get it

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 Před 4 lety +9628

    She's closer in age to her baby than to him.

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd Před 4 lety +346

      Oh God, I just realized that.

    • @TheTrueBlabLab
      @TheTrueBlabLab Před 4 lety +97

      This ccomment killed me

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 Před 4 lety +138

      I kept seeing these types of comments and thought people were talking about the pastel goth

    • @senselesslibraa
      @senselesslibraa Před 4 lety +4

      Katie for real

    • @thecube9037
      @thecube9037 Před 4 lety +8

      why isn't this at 10k likes, omg

  • @ViciousNer
    @ViciousNer Před 4 lety +4244

    He called her a GIRL!! He didn’t say a younger woman, he said younger girl. This is a mess.

    • @batyalivni3577
      @batyalivni3577 Před 4 lety +255

      _Chris Hansen has entered the chat_

    • @chrishansen8119
      @chrishansen8119 Před 4 lety +131

      @@batyalivni3577 you rang?

    • @bluejay2097
      @bluejay2097 Před 4 lety +23

      Chris Hansen lmao 😂 love you

    • @lilegugava8686
      @lilegugava8686 Před 3 lety +110

      @fucking idiot um it is not about the gender, girl is a minor, and a woman is an adult

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine Před 3 lety +77

      Exactly, even though she is legal he obviously likes that she WAY WAY younger, like fresh out of high school, goin to college young. I'm 21 right now and that's when she met him, Imma just-- 🤢🤮

  • @aranara_song
    @aranara_song Před 4 lety +2304

    My dad is 74 and I'm 17 and even though he's a great dad, I cannot stress this enough, don't have kids once you're older. Think about your kid.

    • @sarahy4813
      @sarahy4813 Před 4 lety +8

      @L - why do you say that?

    • @allyk1933
      @allyk1933 Před 4 lety +326

      Sarah Y Because they might not get to see you grow up and have children, and it’s a difficult thing to live with every day even when they’re still alive. My dad is 73 and I’m 17, and man, I just try to spend as much time with him as I can.

    • @lasienkelix
      @lasienkelix Před 3 lety +60

      my mom is 41, my step-dad is 52. They're having a baby due this November.

    • @aranara_song
      @aranara_song Před 3 lety +203

      @@sarahy4813 cause no child should have to see their parents age, their mental capacity and physical capacity decreasing everyday, knowing you won't have 20, 30, 40 years with them. My dad is old. If I'm lucky, I have at most 15 years with him and if want him to see his grandchildren, I need to get married early and have children early which I don't want to do

    • @armandogalindo7412
      @armandogalindo7412 Před 3 lety +61

      I'm the youngest of my siblings and i'm 18 and my dad is 67. He's a great dad but man i wish he was younger. Also my mom is 52 but i think that's average lol

  • @hazelderry1228
    @hazelderry1228 Před 4 lety +5633

    Two types of people
    He was buying celery i was buying rosé
    he was buying neon wigs i was buying clown makeup

  • @readem_blog
    @readem_blog Před 5 lety +4394

    The boyfriend looks like if Drew Gooden cosplayed as Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka but accidentally soaked his hair in the dye for the oompa loompas’ skin

    • @ssssssss055
      @ssssssss055 Před 5 lety +44

      ReadEm he kinda looks like eugenia cooney lmao

    • @yusufkadar
      @yusufkadar Před 5 lety +200

      Awfully specific, but you're right

    • @vivienirene929
      @vivienirene929 Před 5 lety +59

      i went to high school with him. he was as much as an asshole as he is now

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 Před 5 lety +11

      His suit kinda looks like the new Joker

    • @mattiemorrow3663
      @mattiemorrow3663 Před 5 lety +1

      ReadEm lmao deadass

  • @caesthoffe
    @caesthoffe Před 4 lety +3359

    at least the pastel girl ain't dating someone thirty years older than her

    • @hvnterly8388
      @hvnterly8388 Před 4 lety +87

      If shes who I think I remember her as, she is racist? One of these toshi salvino knock offs is racist af

    • @anniehuckaby2649
      @anniehuckaby2649 Před 4 lety +261

      @@hvnterly8388 yeah she is, she said that Lolita fashion (the kinda dresses she wears) aren't for black people/dark skin people

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg Před 4 lety +197

      @@anniehuckaby2649 how far up upir own ass do you have to be to tell poc in a community that they're not experiencing the things they're experiencing (not you the pastel goth girl)

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 Před 3 lety +29

      but she ugly as hell

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Před 3 lety +67

      @@anniehuckaby2649 i just looked up black people wearing the style she wears and the bitches look way better because the contrasts with skin color legitimately make the dress pop more with how light and pink it is.. I dont know what the fuck she is talking about.

  • @jennaturner219
    @jennaturner219 Před 4 lety +2228

    When he was 40, she was 10..........

    • @chrisxtty9324
      @chrisxtty9324 Před 4 lety +42

      Jenna Turner oh my god.....

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Před 4 lety +142

      when he was 30, she was born................it's like they have............an age gap

    • @ryann1384
      @ryann1384 Před 4 lety +233

      His pickup line was “Want some candy?”

    • @danilove8820
      @danilove8820 Před 4 lety +10

      Ryan N so underrated

    • @whutdafeq1715
      @whutdafeq1715 Před 4 lety +15

      *throws up*

  • @GoldenCoastGTA
    @GoldenCoastGTA Před 5 lety +14369

    "I'm 24 and in a relationship with a 54 yo man."
    Hmmm...
    "Lost my father at a very young age."
    Ah, there you go.

    • @GoldenCoastGTA
      @GoldenCoastGTA Před 4 lety +41

      @@tomokolover Thanks a ton, but can't chase empty bags. I tried to return even, but I can't pursue that. I'll return in other forms, got probably 5 years worth of music video ideas.

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen Před 4 lety +85

      I grew up without a dad and don't have an old man husband. My boyfriend is only two years older than me.

    • @TomboyCEO
      @TomboyCEO Před 4 lety

      Cook The jewels of

    • @sincbales
      @sincbales Před 4 lety +2

      He looks Like the mad hatter😂😅🤣

    • @poofer3878
      @poofer3878 Před 4 lety +2

      LMAOO

  • @ArazerodiaDG
    @ArazerodiaDG Před 5 lety +5924

    imagine the tension in the room when this guys 26 yr old kid meets his 24 yr old step mom

    • @Beamer2ez
      @Beamer2ez Před 5 lety +361

      Sedoyeol thats a porno bout to happen

    • @ragnarokaftershock
      @ragnarokaftershock Před 5 lety +147

      @Dangerz Own inb4 paternity test proves his son's the father

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Před 5 lety +60

      Holy shit that's fucked up

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Před 5 lety +189

      To call someone younger than you your step mom, duuude

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je Před 5 lety +150

      Not to nerd out too hard but that's basically a real-life version of the story of Phaedra, or perhaps better known as Eugene O'Neill's play "Desire Under the Elms". When an obnoxious, tyrannical farmer marries a very pretty woman who is the same age as his son, but then she and the son have an affair.
      There's a movie adaptation where 1950's heartthrob Anthony Perkins and Italian superstar Sophia Loren play the son and the young wife respectively (Burl Ives, better known as the kindliest country singer ever, plays the tyrant dad).

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Před 4 lety +516

    So she lost her dad when she was young, so now she's got an old partner and their kid is gonna lose their dad when they're young!
    *It's a vicious cycle.*

  • @greyhovnd
    @greyhovnd Před 4 lety +715

    She saw one Trixie Mattel eyeliner tutorial and ran

  • @NikkiLahvU2
    @NikkiLahvU2 Před 5 lety +3018

    I was gonna make a Melanie Martinez joke but she HAS a Melanie Martinez poster...............the jokes write themselves.

    • @elsaanoel
      @elsaanoel Před 5 lety +7

      Hahaha literally same

    • @serena5006
      @serena5006 Před 5 lety +6

      i mean its actually a blanket but... go off sis

    • @sharkgirl74
      @sharkgirl74 Před 5 lety +20

      s e r e n a still a joke

    • @tristamfs3542
      @tristamfs3542 Před 5 lety +50

      iTs AcTuAlLy A BlAnKeT who the fuck cares @@serena5006

    • @mokono5331
      @mokono5331 Před 4 lety +12

      Liz if you’re talking about Melanie the whole rapist thing was false and was proven awhile ago
      Edit: also the mental illness thing, people put a lot of things and emotions in songs and stuff, idk if she’s into ddlg either so

  • @amandabelg503
    @amandabelg503 Před 4 lety +7735

    Loses father at a young age, then precedes to meet a man 30 years older and have a child with him. Now her own child can loose it’s father at a young age and go through that pain too. Great job repeating the same cycle.

    • @Alina-xt8eh
      @Alina-xt8eh Před 4 lety +345

      this is fucked up

    • @colored433
      @colored433 Před 4 lety +79

      @@Alina-xt8eh it is fucked up your right

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 Před 4 lety +9

      👀

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 Před 4 lety +66

      Holy this...look if she was a masochist meah fuck her...
      but her poor child oh my God..

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows Před 4 lety +303

      and the dude is in a deep midlife crisis, early 50's broke up with his long wife, kids no longer need him, now the feeling of amptitude and the realization that he' s getting older raises everyday "when he looks in the mirror instead of the strong black hair he used to have now his almost bald and the few hairs that survived and white and grey.His chest used to be strong with black hair but now is sloopy and filled with grey hair ." To fight that feeling he start acting like a young adult again. drinking with his old single friends, going after young girls, waste time in travels to silly stuff like disney land and now married a girl with daddy issues .

  • @thekingofthecats42069
    @thekingofthecats42069 Před 4 lety +917

    All they talked about was sex and the issues that other people have with their age gap. Nothing like what they do together, their interests together (other than Disney??) It's kinda sad tbh

  • @RobinLuvsYouVT
    @RobinLuvsYouVT Před 4 lety +1223

    imagine being that guy in highschool knowing his future girlfriend’s dad probably in his math class

    • @ameliej6690
      @ameliej6690 Před 4 lety +19

      Nah not even she’s two years younger than him

    • @Chiara-fm1ty
      @Chiara-fm1ty Před 4 lety +3

      @@ameliej6690 ???
      oh youre talking about his son

    • @isabelaarteaga9818
      @isabelaarteaga9818 Před 4 lety +55

      His dad's future girlfriend*

    • @riell.4021
      @riell.4021 Před 3 lety +74

      almost had a stroke reading this

    • @odd.3y3
      @odd.3y3 Před 3 lety +1

      just looking to the side "oh hi mom"

  • @applewatermelons
    @applewatermelons Před 5 lety +5088

    Her: ...losing my father at a young age
    Me: WOOP THERE IT IS

    • @Etienne_H
      @Etienne_H Před 5 lety +19

      That’s always what it is. Makes even gays crazy. Trust me i know

    • @austinmorrow6362
      @austinmorrow6362 Před 5 lety +1

      When did she say that

    • @michelleg3292
      @michelleg3292 Před 5 lety +1

      Austin Morrow right near the end around 18-19 minutes

    • @miaj8680
      @miaj8680 Před 5 lety +13

      @@Etienne_H What?

    • @alexs4849
      @alexs4849 Před 5 lety +30

      its always dad issues

  • @bellap5556
    @bellap5556 Před 5 lety +8965

    things that are older than her:
    him
    his son
    their age gap

    • @twitchymenace6250
      @twitchymenace6250 Před 5 lety +61

      That's gold 😂😂😂

    • @zacharytyrone4144
      @zacharytyrone4144 Před 4 lety +20

      hes probably older than her parents

    • @diamond2979
      @diamond2979 Před 4 lety +68

      bruh he was 30 years old when she was born.... he could be older than her parents

    • @fringes475
      @fringes475 Před 4 lety +10

      90 days fiancee, this 65 year old man married a 19 year old girl... younger than his daughter.

    • @bmays94
      @bmays94 Před 4 lety

      @@diamond2979 yeah hes definitely older than her parents

  • @esithompson6430
    @esithompson6430 Před 4 lety +264

    that ball joke sounds like something my grandpa with dementia would say at the dinner table to make everything uncomfortable.

  • @pietromaximoff2414
    @pietromaximoff2414 Před 4 lety +652

    therapy: expensive
    noel saying timothee chalamet: free

  • @nickcha
    @nickcha Před 5 lety +1919

    > her ex was older than vince
    > they’ve dated for 3 years
    > she’s 24
    so she was like 19/20 dating a 60 year old?? couldn’t be me chief

    • @Shepfax
      @Shepfax Před 5 lety +50

      BIG yikes when I heard that

    • @chaseferris9266
      @chaseferris9266 Před 5 lety +19

      Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

    • @stuxx8843
      @stuxx8843 Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah coz 24 - 3 = 19/20

    • @MR-lx7kc
      @MR-lx7kc Před 5 lety +14

      @@stuxx8843 They meant the ex before Vince.

    • @smileyparto
      @smileyparto Před 5 lety +1

      Vince Mcmahon?

  • @pvpherthen2981
    @pvpherthen2981 Před 5 lety +2933

    That guy seems creepy af with that childish sense of humour. Seems like he craves someone he can control and that sees him as being more intelligent/wise than he actually is. And that girl is just looking for a replacement father but she just doesn't realise it.

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts Před 5 lety +222

      PvP Herthen I cannot tell you how many times I’ve seen this and the couples like this always suck the energy and soul out of everyone around them
      Two toxic suckasses in love

    • @babyquinn1714
      @babyquinn1714 Před 5 lety +9

      That's EXACTLY what i was thinking !! Disgusting ewww 😷

    • @mrb1go216
      @mrb1go216 Před 5 lety +1

      TheCynicalDouche she’s 24

    • @kwkylewilliams462
      @kwkylewilliams462 Před 5 lety +117

      Yeah he was so condescending when he was talking about "making her a better person". Like dude she is a fully grown adult, don't try to be her counselor or some shit.

    • @kenengland9769
      @kenengland9769 Před 5 lety +4

      dude reminds me of Titanic Sinclair

  • @noneya7910
    @noneya7910 Před 4 lety +542

    “We met at the mall”
    Who knew mall goths still existed

    • @Mia-ld2ig
      @Mia-ld2ig Před 4 lety +27

      she works in the hot topic at that mall, i've had a conversation with her

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 Před 3 lety +3

      Mall Goths are eternal.

  • @farisabuain6832
    @farisabuain6832 Před 4 lety +493

    I love how all the comments are about the Cody Kelsey documentary, and not the pastel goth.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf Před 4 lety +44

      Cus the goth girl isn't that weird If you've been part of the emo scene this is just common place.

    • @sarahgranger7780
      @sarahgranger7780 Před 3 lety +81

      @@GrayWoIf nah she's a horrible person she's scams people. Sent triggering pictures to people who are suicidal. She said that African American people can't do Lolita fashion plus some other stuff.

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 Před 3 lety +13

      @@sarahgranger7780 yeah I also noticed that from the other comments which sucks ass :/

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd Před 3 lety +6

      @@sarahgranger7780 what wait???? wtf i was rooting for her

  • @onegayfrog312
    @onegayfrog312 Před 5 lety +2897

    *Noel laughs*
    His nostrils: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

    • @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson
      @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson Před 5 lety +32

      OneGayFrog that’s sO FUCKING FUNNY SKSKSKKSKSKSKSS

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 Před 5 lety +30

      OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY DO THAT
      Omfg that is so fucking hilarious

    • @nooseworthy8838
      @nooseworthy8838 Před 5 lety +36

      I read this and all I could focus on for the rest of the video was his nose...

    • @jessied6393
      @jessied6393 Před 4 lety +3

      LMFAOOOO I CANT STOP FUCKING SEEING IT

    • @cupid3890
      @cupid3890 Před 4 lety +6

      @@h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson ah, I remember when saying sksksks instead of lol was not associated with vsco girls
      How the turns turn

  • @willoliver8167
    @willoliver8167 Před 5 lety +3324

    Let's analyze for a second that she said her ex boyfriend was older... she's 24 and has been with him since she was 21. There's only a 3 year grace period there before it goes from seriously messed up to illegally messed up.

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Před 4 lety +73

      Enigma Ratsel df how that's 3 years and then her ex boyfriend died of a heart attack it's all good😂😂

    • @rox9570
      @rox9570 Před 4 lety +115

      maybe her ex boyfriend was her dad who died

    • @osiriarose
      @osiriarose Před 4 lety +32

      @@rox9570 oof

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 Před 4 lety +32

      @@rox9570 oof that's dark

    • @abhinav5847
      @abhinav5847 Před 4 lety +9

      @@rox9570 oof

  • @tiga3210
    @tiga3210 Před 4 lety +1263

    bruh tell me why he’s more childish than my 10 year old little brother
    like cmon now if you’re gonna date a 50 year old at least let him be worth it
    AND HE AINT EVEN STACKED, money OR cake

    • @fr4225
      @fr4225 Před 4 lety +58

      he for her shitty coping strategies only and thats on god

    • @lucylaferriere9307
      @lucylaferriere9307 Před 3 lety +29

      LITERALLLYYY that's the part that shocks me the most about this.. he's disgustingly childish

    • @tierrabutler3577
      @tierrabutler3577 Před 3 lety +35

      That's almost everyone woman excuse is that older men are more mature and he don't even have that💀💀💀😭😭

    • @surgeonofdeath8280
      @surgeonofdeath8280 Před 3 lety

      what's cake?

  • @nne5602
    @nne5602 Před 4 lety +447

    When she said that older men are "so willing to please someone that's so much younger than them" i get the feeling that she thinks that he thinks that he's lucky to have her, so he won't cheat/step out. She's trying to maintain the upper hand or control in the relationship, which is sad, that she thinks she needs to do this or that it'll work. i don't know, just seems like it

  • @ShinyPrimarina
    @ShinyPrimarina Před 5 lety +2616

    Why does that 24 year old girl have that "I'm being held hostage" look in her eyes during half the interview

    • @fringes475
      @fringes475 Před 4 lety +125

      Just watch how he wraps his arm around her the whole interview...

    • @shelbyhetrick8384
      @shelbyhetrick8384 Před 4 lety +94

      She is definitely only there for the money lol.

    • @ameliaharward560
      @ameliaharward560 Před 4 lety +70

      i know i was like, girl blink twice if you need help

    • @thegrinch2613
      @thegrinch2613 Před 4 lety +92

      14:35 from experience she looks like she's breathing to calm herself so she doesn't have a full on panic attack

    • @sarahy4813
      @sarahy4813 Před 4 lety +7

      the grinch - it looks she’s breathing cuz she’s sweating.

  • @alenpoehlman5913
    @alenpoehlman5913 Před 4 lety +3204

    Imagine your wife being BORN when you're 30

    • @_zoehhhhh
      @_zoehhhhh Před 4 lety +41

      My dad was 32 when my mom was born👁👄👁

    • @Winter-zl9ye
      @Winter-zl9ye Před 4 lety +121

      He was at war when she was learning how to walk lol

    • @_zoehhhhh
      @_zoehhhhh Před 4 lety +61

      @@nala3055 my mom left him for a younger dude 5 years ago haha 👁👄👁

    • @_zoehhhhh
      @_zoehhhhh Před 4 lety +15

      @@nala3055 thnx haha

    • @brazilianfox8560
      @brazilianfox8560 Před 3 lety +1

      z0embie só he dead now

  • @HamiltonIsLife
    @HamiltonIsLife Před 4 lety +400

    Poor ma sounded like she was crying the whole time

  • @Baconbeerify
    @Baconbeerify Před 4 lety +153

    The real hot take on this video that I'm surprised Noel didn't mention is how tortured that girl looked the whole time. Every time she was on camera she looked like she was being held hostage

  • @Matthew-gl6ni
    @Matthew-gl6ni Před 5 lety +539

    So hard to respect their choices when it's so clearly she's trying to make up for "lost time" with a father figure she lost and didn't get to say goodbye to. And him.... well he just wants young ass.

    • @Matthew-gl6ni
      @Matthew-gl6ni Před 5 lety +60

      @yami bakura it was in the video... so yes she did.

    • @diquanwashingbeard5175
      @diquanwashingbeard5175 Před 5 lety +9

      Tim Evans It does sometimes happen. I’m reading a book rn about a kid whose mom was murdered in the 50’s and he started fantasizing about older redheads like his mom.

    • @henrywilson9479
      @henrywilson9479 Před 5 lety +12

      @Tim Evans absolutely, freudian theory is like exactly this

  • @TopFloorEricc
    @TopFloorEricc Před 5 lety +1329

    Can we acknowledge how much this dude looks like her dad...

  • @niftythegoblin
    @niftythegoblin Před 4 lety +116

    Imagine when your teenage daughter starts catching mad attitude w you like teenagers do and you're like "hold on honey, let me turn on my hearing aid" bc you're like 71 YEARS OLD LMAOO

  • @karinalumen9722
    @karinalumen9722 Před 4 lety +270

    12:11 he means control, and groom into the “ideal wife”

  • @justanothergoat1132
    @justanothergoat1132 Před 5 lety +3282

    Why does the mother doesn’t sound like she’s on the verge of crying the whole time

  • @maybemacy4016
    @maybemacy4016 Před 5 lety +1117

    That is a STRAINED mother-daughter relationship right there folks

  • @petra6422
    @petra6422 Před 4 lety +131

    The dude straight up just walked out of the chocolate factory

  • @privilege.a
    @privilege.a Před 4 lety +83

    When his son was two, his future step mum was being born 💀💀

  • @liyah._mac
    @liyah._mac Před 5 lety +4563

    4:49 I was buying celery, and you were buying rose

  • @Awesomejorleigh
    @Awesomejorleigh Před 5 lety +1376

    The two dislikes are from Cody and Kelsey

    • @wavetech_
      @wavetech_ Před 5 lety

      FOOK EM MAAN

    • @mellivanellixox
      @mellivanellixox Před 5 lety

      Awesome Jorleigh lol how old are they im tripping

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden Před 5 lety +14

      The *real* age gap couple

    • @JermaineStew
      @JermaineStew Před 5 lety

      @@erroreden whatchu mean homie im lost here

    • @Awesomejorleigh
      @Awesomejorleigh Před 5 lety +4

      It’s an on going joke from one of Cody’s old videos that he’s an old man

  • @flyagarica7657
    @flyagarica7657 Před 4 lety +341

    For some reason, serious relationships with an age gap like the second couple makes me more uncomfortable than a sugar daddy relationship. I think it’s because it’s really emotional and that’s it, a sugar daddy is for the money yk?

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent Před 3 lety +20

      One is more self aware than the other

    • @three7446
      @three7446 Před 2 lety +2

      The relationship with an old man and little girl is emotionally damaging. It’s sad to see

    • @MaddieMatthews08
      @MaddieMatthews08 Před 2 lety

      nahh that girl looked like she was just waiting for him to drop dead

  • @lanabanana9091
    @lanabanana9091 Před 4 lety +281

    I was so uncomfortable when they kissed each other. 🤢🤢🤢

  • @spicypancake3387
    @spicypancake3387 Před 5 lety +1730

    when she was 10 he was 40....let that sink in

  • @peytonloff8173
    @peytonloff8173 Před 5 lety +764

    “I lost my father at a young age” aaaaaaand there it is

  • @aetrunk3719
    @aetrunk3719 Před 4 lety +287

    Their age gap is bigger than me and my dad's _oOf_

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Před 4 lety +3

      My dad's 37 years older than me.

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper Před 4 lety

      my dad is 49 years older than me

    • @alaurent2679
      @alaurent2679 Před 3 lety +2

      @@WEFAbender6 same, i'm just here like dude... dude why and how

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 Před 3 lety

      don't have a dad, but as far as I do know, he's just as old as my mom when they were together, and I'm half my mom's age and I'm just a teenager
      seriously, this age gap is almost as old as my mom

  • @vastapathy1736
    @vastapathy1736 Před 4 lety +261

    yo legit she is waiting for him to die to get with his son that's what it really is

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Před 4 lety +43

      If I were the son I'd stay 30 feet away in honor of their age gap.

  • @iyobosajoshuaowiejosh900
    @iyobosajoshuaowiejosh900 Před 4 lety +821

    We had unprotected sex for two years and then MAGICALLY, I was pregnant 🤰

    • @mheners
      @mheners Před 4 lety +3

      Iyobosa Joshua Owie Josh I want to like but it’s on the funny number

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd Před 4 lety +2

      Hmmmm, makes you think.

    • @senselesslibraa
      @senselesslibraa Před 4 lety +1

      I meannnn.....that’s how it works

  • @possiblymutants7163
    @possiblymutants7163 Před 5 lety +2499

    The two people who disliked this video were the couple with the age gap

  • @FMSnow
    @FMSnow Před 3 lety +43

    her mom sounds like she's constantly on verge of tears

  • @three7446
    @three7446 Před 3 lety +45

    I really feel like age gap relationships are so exploitative and puts the younger, poorer, less experienced person at such a disadvantage and having barley any power or autonomy in the relationship. I hate how old men go “well if you’re over 18 it’s legal!” They don’t care what’s right or wrong or who they exploit to their their weenies touched: they just care if they can legally go to jail for it

  • @Katie-ws7xp
    @Katie-ws7xp Před 5 lety +1912

    They say they met at the mall but we all know it was at a Hot Topic

    • @shahdalmalky6071
      @shahdalmalky6071 Před 5 lety +2

      Katiegreatie4 I was about to say that 😂

    • @Alkarston
      @Alkarston Před 5 lety +18

      Hot topic can be in the mall

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Před 4 lety +26

      Katiegreatie4 bro how many times do I have to tell y'all it's forsure not hot topic they forsure met in fucking Spencers it's so obvious😂😂

    • @i8araddish653
      @i8araddish653 Před 4 lety +7

      Lmao there’s actually a hot topic at that mall they were filming in 😂

    • @aaliyahevora
      @aaliyahevora Před 4 lety +2

      bruh i go to that mall like almost every week and i don't know how i didn't notice two odd people lurking around there

  • @cricketandkarma5129
    @cricketandkarma5129 Před 5 lety +2243

    she looks like a melted monster high doll

    • @sharkgirl74
      @sharkgirl74 Před 5 lety +21

      cricket and karma literally rochelle goyle but ugly

    • @evgeniia9258
      @evgeniia9258 Před 5 lety +24

      sharkgirl74 Rochelle was a queen, this girl can’t even stand near her

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena Před 5 lety +37

      Damn that’s harsh. Accurate, but harsh. She’s just out here living her best life let her be her melted monster doll self in peace

    • @potatoluna3389
      @potatoluna3389 Před 4 lety

      😭😭

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Před 4 lety +1

      Thinkgoodvibes 21 fr

  • @mia-qt7zz
    @mia-qt7zz Před 4 lety +56

    10:18 his lil "how you feelin?" to his dog i caNNOT 🥺

  • @Sedow1231
    @Sedow1231 Před 4 lety +87

    Noel Miller's roasting skill amuses me but scares me too at the same time

  • @user-eq2rr3ug4i
    @user-eq2rr3ug4i Před 5 lety +3886

    of course she listens to melanie martinez lmaoo

    • @js1459
      @js1459 Před 4 lety +60

      She looks like a dollhouse

    • @whoputyouonthisplanet9712
      @whoputyouonthisplanet9712 Před 4 lety +64

      @@christmemea okay?

    • @elijahdavila3684
      @elijahdavila3684 Před 4 lety +35

      @@christmemea Probably the rapist thing along with the general cringe.

    • @Maria-hw1uq
      @Maria-hw1uq Před 4 lety +161

      @@elijahdavila3684 That rapist thing is old and false. Timothy admitted that she lied a while ago. The date she said it happened Melanie was on a show at the other side of America

    • @gianna8110
      @gianna8110 Před 4 lety +8

      erin maki don’t associate us with her bruh 😔

  • @xx_zrx_xx
    @xx_zrx_xx Před 5 lety +1261

    "You have to be on the same level" he says as he continues to talk about his wife in the most condescending way he possibly could

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Před 4 lety +9

      that øne persøn are they married😂😂I thought they were just dating and eventually he got her pregnant

    • @lotussight
      @lotussight Před 4 lety +31

      @@staple_boi no he proposed it's in the vid but its still like........

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 Před 2 lety +3

      Thats literally what people say about talking to young children, "be on their level". He is a creep

  • @lapetitefille4560
    @lapetitefille4560 Před 4 lety +52

    are we just gonna ignore how Noel thinks doing makeup is like huffing chemicals lmaooo

  • @senselesslibraa
    @senselesslibraa Před 4 lety +100

    For me it’s not even the amount of makeup she got, it’s that BIG NOSE RING SHE GOT

  • @MaverickBaking
    @MaverickBaking Před 5 lety +1251

    I am vomiting at the state of that girl's make up palettes.

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu Před 5 lety +71

      @@brittahasnofilter that ain't the issue. they're soooo dirty. I respect a crater, not an unsanitary one.

    • @nsinghize
      @nsinghize Před 5 lety +4

      @Dangerz Own hot damn that's a good roast!

    • @blazewolf4974
      @blazewolf4974 Před 5 lety

      ME TOO OML

  • @nefertitifranklin3493
    @nefertitifranklin3493 Před 5 lety +585

    “He kissing her like he blowing up a balloon” I am crying 💀💀💀

  • @Niaratiara217
    @Niaratiara217 Před 4 lety +85

    The guy with red Hair looks like ponyos dad with a hair cut

  • @zacharyhassan6352
    @zacharyhassan6352 Před 4 lety +179

    imagine raising your daughter without a dad bc you had to be with someone ancient. doubling up the daddy issues

    • @butterflymorningmorning
      @butterflymorningmorning Před 3 lety +4

      it's like having daddy issues because your father died when you were very young, and then on top of that, having your source of guidance and care in this life, your mom, also have daddy issues because the exact same shit happened to her and clearly she didn't heal from it. trainwreck waiting to happen

  • @lunastreamfreesomebody4911
    @lunastreamfreesomebody4911 Před 5 lety +856

    Poor Wesleigh’s mom looked like she was gonna start crying any second 😔😅

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 4 lety

      Poor old man baby.
      When the child hits 30 it's already gonna have liver spots,back problems, their body sounding like rice crispy cereal when they stand up and etc etc.

  • @dadgbe4834
    @dadgbe4834 Před 5 lety +207

    they've been together for three years. she's 24 he's 54. imagine ur a 21 year old who gets a message on a dating site from a 51 year old disney fan and ur first response isnt to block the hell outta that dude?? lmao

    • @SuperBallerXD
      @SuperBallerXD Před 4 lety

      Zap I literally don’t understand how it went further than that.

  • @rachelbartz802
    @rachelbartz802 Před 4 lety +43

    The Willy Wonka dude looks like Timothee Chameleon if he got stuck in Whoville

  • @_raccoon_1073
    @_raccoon_1073 Před 2 lety +4

    For anyone wondering, the song in the beginning is from a game called Katamari

  • @Vanessa-co4rp
    @Vanessa-co4rp Před 5 lety +635

    She was sad about her dad passing but she's making her child go through the same thing smh

  • @santabelle872
    @santabelle872 Před 5 lety +550

    Sis got GRANDDADDY issues bruh

  • @spiceynanasim9256
    @spiceynanasim9256 Před 4 lety +17

    "I needed top Susan, that's where you lost me." I almost fell on the floor laughing. Oh, that one hurt my stomach. haha

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 Před 4 lety +21

    They look like Reject Tim Burton Characters.

  • @kendelle4216
    @kendelle4216 Před 5 lety +1407

    Noel sure does talk about edging a lot.... 👀

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 Před 5 lety +97

      Miss McCoy don’t expose his kink!

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 Před 5 lety +5

      Ikr 😄

    • @fjonsopi8028
      @fjonsopi8028 Před 5 lety +20

      Damn, the brother got a fangirlbase out here

    • @potatoluna3389
      @potatoluna3389 Před 4 lety +11

      He's dropping hints.

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Před 4 lety +10

      What's wrong with edging gets you to bust FAT NUTS🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarakim1070
    @sarakim1070 Před 5 lety +433

    So basically:
    Her mom is probably younger than her boyfriend.
    Her stepson is older than her.
    Her ex boyfriend was older than her boyfriend.
    wtf girl

  • @SmugAxel
    @SmugAxel Před 4 lety +14

    5:49 notice how that one guy didn’t want to be apart of that and just walked like 20 feet in front of them 😆

  • @marinacover8699
    @marinacover8699 Před 4 lety +25

    “You don’t wanna make them feel like they’re less than you. Not like your their father” um what I’m scared for his kids yo

  • @mckayhigley9287
    @mckayhigley9287 Před 5 lety +713

    My ex boyfriend is actually older than Vince, he’s on life support.
    We had to “pull the plug” if you will, on that relationship

  • @soup341
    @soup341 Před 5 lety +553

    Bro the fact that he meet her when he was 51 and she was 21 is the same when you are walking on the street and an old dude would just check you out

    • @shrek3397
      @shrek3397 Před 4 lety +4

      alex get in my van? Free candy dummy!

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 4 lety +8

      Just think...
      When he was 18 she wasn't born
      When he was 20 she wasn't born
      When he was 24 she didn't exist
      When he was 30 she was being processed
      This man should know better and she was probably molested by a bunch of old dudes.

    • @garrasdeoso7324
      @garrasdeoso7324 Před 4 lety

      @@rafaeltrivino1790 think about this man when she was 10 he was 40 when she was 16 he was 46 and probably already retired while she hasnt even finished high school or started a career

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver Před 2 lety +8

    The pastel goth might’ve cried when mcr broke up, but her Willy wonka-lookin-ass boyfriend deffo cried when Ryan Ross left panic!

  • @PetraIvy
    @PetraIvy Před 4 lety +16

    9:30 Noel's perfectly timed laugh

  • @planetkaylee8000
    @planetkaylee8000 Před 5 lety +558

    im from rhode island. me and the other 5 of the population dont claim them. they wont leave us alone.

    • @origin-xk6nr
      @origin-xk6nr Před 5 lety +10

      Welp I'm here with you....it's so small over here and I don't hear enough gunshots to get enough clout from and put it on Instagram but it is what it is...

    • @Liek2Sprite
      @Liek2Sprite Před 5 lety +11

      willy wonkas a risd kid if that explains anything to y'all hahaha

    • @toastedblackman2544
      @toastedblackman2544 Před 5 lety +10

      @@Liek2Sprite YUP! Willy wonka is the embodiment of a risd kid.

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 Před 4 lety +5

      Vote them off the island

  • @aquilaorion3531
    @aquilaorion3531 Před 5 lety +456

    this “pastel goth” girl looks EXACTLY like this employee i met at hot topic once.
    EDIT: yup it’s 100% that hot topic employee i met in the mall who got angry at me for not having a rewards card

    • @karasuno_cos
      @karasuno_cos Před 5 lety +58

      disappointed but not surprised

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts Před 5 lety

      AquilaOrion that’s funny right there

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies Před 5 lety +16

      *fuming* WHY WOULDNT YOU HAVE A REWARDS CARD AT HOT TOPIC

    • @aquilaorion3531
      @aquilaorion3531 Před 5 lety +3

      Patty Krabbies THATS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED SOGNOWNFJWJCI

  • @raydah
    @raydah Před 4 lety +10

    "daddys got more than hollow points"
    shit had me creasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sannakarvinen531
    @sannakarvinen531 Před 4 lety +22

    The first guy looks like Howl from Howl's Moving Castle but like.. not in a good way

  • @aidan8338
    @aidan8338 Před 5 lety +665

    9:31 Did anyone notice that Noel laughed at the exact same time as the "duh duh duh" from the Mii Channel music in the background? and again at 12:04

    • @miiaella04
      @miiaella04 Před 5 lety +38

      That second one was too cute ❤

    • @ttmagxo
      @ttmagxo Před 4 lety +33

      You are truly a saint for pointing this out😔🤟🏽

    • @neilsmith2514
      @neilsmith2514 Před 4 lety +18

      How the fuq did you notice that 😂

    • @Ray-tr7ip
      @Ray-tr7ip Před 4 lety +9

      This is awesome thank you

    • @solitairehoney6944
      @solitairehoney6944 Před 4 lety +22

      I think the editor did that on purpose, since the music isn’t going on at any other part really

  • @hayleerodriguez2711
    @hayleerodriguez2711 Před 5 lety +774

    Where is love island I need to know if Codel gets a text

  • @evilmuska
    @evilmuska Před 4 lety +15

    Dude looks like a Jojo's villian... and she's his damn Stand.

  • @iwillregretthis5127
    @iwillregretthis5127 Před 3 lety +3

    okay but the pastel goth and willy wonka couple seemed more genuine with each other than any of the other couples that noel talks abt in this series ... goals

    • @dirtysploof5890
      @dirtysploof5890 Před 3 lety +7

      yeah, I see nothing wrong with their style or anything. No need to be made fun of. But the racism and shit, thats another story lmao I fucked with her until I did some more research

  • @moola9755
    @moola9755 Před 5 lety +445

    that pastel goth edit of the "we got em" video actually bangs

    • @TidmanJ
      @TidmanJ Před 4 lety +5

      here u go bro
      czcams.com/video/luvoOcoP6vo/video.html

  • @Theeghanaian
    @Theeghanaian Před 5 lety +724

    She looks like if a my little pony went to hot topic

    • @weirdguy1067
      @weirdguy1067 Před 5 lety +1

      Allyson Amegashie SHE WORKS AT HOT TOPIC SKDJD

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 Před 4 lety +11

    “My dad passed away when I was very young” aaaaaannnndd now it all makes sense

  • @NechamaGluck
    @NechamaGluck Před 3 lety +4

    1:02 The vocal fry is parody level here. Hearing someone talk like this - potentially unironically - strikes fear in my heart.

  • @kee-rockrandom1079
    @kee-rockrandom1079 Před 5 lety +530

    Bruh he was already 30 when she was born, just think about that for a moment👀😶

    • @markbergin8821
      @markbergin8821 Před 4 lety +73

      Like looking down at your friends newborn child and thinking "I could hit that in 20 years..."

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner Před 4 lety +8

      My dad is 58 and his girlfriend is like, 40. Weirds me out.

    • @myyoutubeaccount4452
      @myyoutubeaccount4452 Před 4 lety +5

      oof my grandpa is 73 and his wife is 43. weirds me out every time

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 Před 4 lety +1

      when she was 15 he was 45 🤮🤮🤮

  • @jejjej8173
    @jejjej8173 Před 5 lety +881

    why did their proposal look like a youtube thumbnail?

  • @FF-qc8kw
    @FF-qc8kw Před 4 lety +21

    my dude underrated af he should have the same subs or more than Cody Ko my man funny as hell😂

  • @Mia-ld2ig
    @Mia-ld2ig Před 4 lety +40

    i've had a conversation with her about twenty one pilots
    she works at my local hot topic... no words

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg Před 4 lety +4

      Bruh for real??!!

    • @Scar17s
      @Scar17s Před 3 lety +3

      Mia damn, also I like ur pfp lol