REACT WITH CHAT: PROVO WEEK 1
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PROVO WEEK 1: • REACT WITH CHAT: PROVO... - Komedie
With last names like Gooch and Vinegar, no wonder mormons wanna get married so fast.
yeet that shit name immediately
I fuckin died laughing, what are these people doing?
"Yeet that shit name" BRO I AM SCREAMING
😭😭😭💀
My hs English teacher was German, so she publicly announced that she can’t wait to get married asap cus her last name is Gross
Yeet that shit name. Im fuckin doooooone. Lmfao
“Dating in Provo can be hard. Hi my name is Remington.” This just killed me.
He corrects anyone who tries to give him a nickname.
enimagus HAHAHAHA this added a lot to the initial laugh thank you very much sir
@@Max-wt9ng happy to help 👉🏻👉🏻
@@emmettbattle5728 "Uh, excuse me. Do I look like a rat to you? It's Remington."
I legit know a dude named Remington... He's not Mormon, buy he this is definitely his type scene. (Except this stuff would be too worldly for them.)
He wasn’t actually choosing girls he liked during the rose ceremony, just the ones whose names he could remember.
Facts😭😂
this deserves like 10k likes
Holy shit hahaha
As a utahn, I can affirm that this is literally how utah is: all white people, crazy names, 2007 clothing, perfect teeth, mormon (ofc) quiet voices, etc.
Thanks for this.
ha 666th like
perfect teeth are something to die for....
utah sounds like my own personal hell
This sounds like hell especially that quiet voice shit. Like aren’t they out here supposed to be spreading the “good word?” I can’t hear you Jonathan speak up what did god say?
you know Matty Smokes get ready for his sister Maddy Vinegar
they gonna be smokes vinegar
ayy i like your pfp
She likes to start her morning off with a shot of 50ml of some organic apple sider vinegar
*brinegar but close
we better be getting all four weeks i am CACKLING at this omg
I like how he laughed harder at vinegar than at gooch
Hay my last is gooch and people always tryna press me bout it, and i always thot it was a awful last nae, but vinegar is awful.
p.s I aimt no mormon
@@bigmoneyk7527 you got lifetime Gooch when you were born bro
@@prathamjain8929 don't we all brother
I'm watching this again, imagining Colin's sweet, innocent mother laughing at Noel's jokes.
Hahaha same. I watched his interview before watching this series, and love the idea of his mom was a total fan.
lisa marie johanson hahaha same
You cannot convince me that the first four or five girls were not slight variants on the same person
In 1952 they were first successful in cloning frogs, two sheep were successfully cloned in 1997 and in November 1998 the first hybrid human clone was created.
I found all this information on some mormon science website were they were talking about if cloning is moral. They be talking like they already do that shit. Wouldnt be suprised if they just started cloning their freaks cause no one ever joined them...
YES
fr
@@sirweebs2914 source?
Oh my fucking god, they actually do look like different variants of the same goddamn person
I wasn't expecting it to be true until I saw the second girl and she looked so fucking similar to the first one
He doesn't whisper. He speaks in lowercase
_bruh speaks itallics_
Nah mate, he speaks subscript
@@mrfashionguy1 my man is subtitles for deaf people
He also has super proper grammar. He is half Grammarly.
Simeon why yes. Women like the men who speak in italics and lowercase
Few social things make me as uncomfortable and someone playing guitar at you and singing, or watching it secondhand.
This is whiter than the colonization of the americas
😂
“A Mormon rip-off...”
“...Of The Bachelor...”
“...And it’s self-produced.”
This just kept escalating and escalating...
I got slapped in the face 3 times
the girl calling him out about his height complex KILLED me she was so hurt
Schezreh Nauman lmao i love how she hit that “Sorry My Dude”
She was so hurt but came through with that fucking tea 😂
This man Remington lookin like he has JAUNDICE
Jake Liening BDHEJDJDJJF IM DYING AT THIS
I’m laughing at the fact that jaundice is in all caps 😂 so aggressive lol
Lmaooo
this dude looking like rami malek’s mormon long lost brother fr
rami malek if he was white and his eyes were sucked out of his skull
lily m wdym? rami malek’s eyes are already sucked out of his head
daniela even more so so he doesn’t look as tired
“Good for you for pursuing that”
That’s White girl for “Get a job Mr Struggle”
Damn😂😂
Lmaooooo 😂💀
Chris Palace SO TRUE LMAO
Chris Palace 😂😂😂😂😂
Girl Defined going crazy over this comment💀💀💀
“hi, my name is remington”
I JUST SPIT
Jade Percival
Me: yo like the gun?
You ain't single are you ?
I rewatched that shit like 50 times
KAUSTAV MITRA rip lmao
Bruh I had someone with that same exact name in my class LMFAOOO
Girls who say "I don't really get along with other girls" like it's an interesting personality trait have issues with internalized misogyny. There's nothing wrong with having all guy friends. But the "women hate me" (code for "I hate women") routine is as cliched as it is stupid.
Me: *finds myself getting into fights with women who identify as strong independant women all the time* Guess I just hate myself.
Most girls: There's something about you that just seems fake.
Me, trying to not be aspie: you're right.
Me, trying to be absolutely myself: you have the NERVE to call me a liar when I'm being authentic and all of girlhood is a lie? Fuck off bitch.
TheFanCritic you need to work somethin out b lmao sounds like you gotta side or two lmaooooo imagine
Yaaasss
Critical of Minds : Most girls
@@lunaaaah Honestly CZcams comments are just people working out their issues.
This girl with the guitar is just playing the same 2 chords once back and forth
Yeah she was literally playing a C-chord and an e minor the whole fucking time. TRASH
I was looking for this comment
It's a song called Love at First Sight by The Brobecks, there's more to the song but she'd already messed up the lyrics lol
personality trait: church
6.5k likes but no replyes
@@aloneontheinternet7438 u ruined it
@brintesia circe well what can I say I'm the best at what I do disappointing everyone I meet
@@brintesiacirce9414 you and i kind of did too lol
DEUS VULT
*His reactions to every girl looks like when your fam sings Happy birthday to you*
💀💀💀💀
IT DOES 😂😂😂
Hahahaha
knowing that colin's mom watched the entire thing, makes rewatching this series 10 times better
how do you know his mom watched it?
Naomi Orange
Noel interviewed Colin (good video too, i recommend watching it) and he said his mom watched it.
@@sayonara3926swat oh thank you what can I find it on?
@@naomiorange4288
It's on Noel's main channel. Here's the link czcams.com/video/Vcu1uJD9cSQ/video.html
@@sayonara3926swat Thanks that was a great video!
Okay why does the host and the bachelor have more chemistry than any of the girls
Cause they're guys.
I love how fast Noel catches these girls' personalities SO accurately in an INSTANT
Well, it ain't too hard, these chicks are pretty transparent lol
Not that hard with Utah mormons lol
It’s cause Noel has been with every girl
That Remington dude looks like a car salesman who slaps the roof of each car haha.
Watch me doge I’m howlinggggg 😂😂😂
thIS BABY CAN FIT SO MANY MORMON BOXES IN IT
Jordyn Just enough room for all your 6 wives haha.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA THE BEST DESCRIPTION
fun story: i went to a byu volleyball camp like 3 years ago and my camp counselor (her name was mckenna) looked EXACTLY like the mckenna from this show so im genuinely convinced my volleyball camp counselor was on this show
I feel like every girl was literally the same chick in different hair colors.
Ayeee I got 1.8k 🙋🏼♀️ Thanks everyone
The army of Mormon basic bitches unite!! except for mosh pit girl, she cool 👍
somethingsomething thingy the most pit girl is different because she’s definitely not straight 😂
@@brooklyns4140 probably not, she does have that lezzie energy😜
somethingsomething thingy I am bi and I can confirm she does have that lezzie energy 😂😂
@@brooklyns4140 Yay, that means my gaydar extends to girls as well 😁
this mans speaks in ᵉˣᵗʳᵃ ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ
Gabi sosa lmao nice
extra lowercase huh
I like ..rap
“boutta sing her way into his bussy” nOEL
McKenna talks like that one vsco girl (parody?) that's like "oh this? This is my scrunchie. I have like a hundred. You can have this one. Don't even worry about it. Oh this? This is my hydroflask. Save the turtles." I was waiting for her to bust out a "sksksksks andioopandioop"
Just because no one made the joke yet:
This is cheesy and I hope they end up provolone
Thank you guys
I legit howled! A+ comedy 👌
That’s really funny lol
Wait, how does this not have more upvotes? 🤔
Noel's eyes pretty enough to make me accept that crack
Noel's pretty eyes, not even once!
I want a church girl that goes to church and reads her book of mormoonnnn
yah so sweet dude yah
How did this get 2.4 likes
Krz SoybOi bc I’m funny calm down
@@TheCierraWells LOL
i know im randomly asking but does any of you know a method to log back into an instagram account..?
I was stupid forgot my login password. I would love any tips you can offer me
Why does this look like a school project??
Remington looks like the dude from the welcome to chili's vine
*it's like you can sense when I'm bored*
intro girl: " I have a boyfriend"
Week 4 girls: "We all have boyfriends "
Week 5 Colin: "I have a boyfriend"
this comment made me piss lol
@@isabellecrapo lol
Uwu
I know Noel is joking on him and it is funny but, this man seems like a genuinely nice guy. But, I probably shouldn’t be responding so early in the video because he may do something fucked up later. Lmao.
isabelle ok
okay y'all. Noel and our Mormon king met. He posted a picture with him on his Instagram story. Lmfaooo
I cannot get over the image of Collin's Mormon mom watching this
"how are you?"
"I'm Makenna"
Lmfaoo
Didn't know Makenna was an adjective lol
Makenna is both a name and a white girl emotion
Y’all spelling my name wrong lmao
that bad, huh?
Noel, I beg you to make follow ups on this show. Shit's GOLD
snafu in another 6 months
I just binged all the videos after this and it is a cringe gold mine
snafu FR!!
Please do I love the cringe funny as shittttt
He reacted to them on stream a while back so hes probably only got editing to do for them
I love the diversity in this show😍😍
11:00 EXACTLY!! I was literally saying "wasup bro I hope we get to grind the rails bra!" Lol she hit him up like a straight dude. I thought she was going to do the whole street greeting where you slap hands and touch shoulders
he’s such a “can i get the pasta, but like no sauce. just salt and butter” kinda guy
zara nicole salt’s way too spicy
Pasta with mayo
Hey that ish is good ok 😂😂😂
@@27emailsicantsend I feel personally attacked 😂😂
Bama Boom same tho 😂😂 that’s one of my favorite snacks lol
I live in Provo. Can confirm dads wont let you use the backyard after 9pm.
Brendan Wake same lol
I'm so sorry, I'll pray for your swift relocation
Brendan Wake You seem like the coolest person in Provo haha. Way better than that guy.
What do you mean use the backyard, like piss in it? Just roll down a window if you have to and get the bitch done. I do it all the time if the bathroom's occupied or everyone's asleep and I'm too lazy to walk down the hall. If someone catches you just tell them nature called, it's not a big deal.
I don't know about shitting though. My advice would be just really hang your ass out off the window sill so it doesn't streak. Anyway, hope that helps.
Girl: *has unfortunate last name*
Noel: 😐🤣
Noel laughing about that girls last name being vinegar made my day😂
When the chick with the guitar started singing my body wanted to fold in on itself jfc
and her awkwardly walking out of the van oof
She also mixed up the lines ugh
I swear that guitar was slightly out of tune too
I know omg i hated it
she almost ruined the song for me entirely. like, don’t disrespect dallon’s song like that pls
Me: There’s nothing more white than The Bachelor
Noel: *hold my react vid*
*Deceased*
Did anybody wonder what “family studies” is? Bc apparently Maddy is studying it
I do child studies and psych and I imagine it's similar to that, just how to work with kids and families in difficult situations. like a marriage and family therapist or social worker maybe
It’s a waste of money
I'm ten minutes in and I cannot tell these girls apart AT ALL
I only noticed the “I’m not like other girls “girl who likes moshing.
There are four closeted gays Analee, Kate, Collin, and Remington
And Remington
@@ianblanchet5500 how could I forget
Annalee. Hmmmm. I guess we found Quagmire's daughter!
Watch Collin and Remington get married, then Kate and Analee get that fucking U-Haul
I stan your profile picture
this is the most "water flavored ice cream" series ever
Thé word ur thinking of is milk
Elijah Murphy perhaps
I was thinking mayo
5:50: "Hey, how are you?"
"My name's McKenna" 💀
Ex mormon surprised one of the girls is showing her shoulders lol. Also I was honestly wondering if every girl was gonna be blonde for a second there.
You do realize you now have to watch all episodes with us now
He already finished the series tho
That’s probably kristen and bethanys favorite show
Willow Mellet DEAD
I mean yeah but Collin has a lot of Mr. Struggle vibes ya know? Can’t even get himself a girl
omg
do you mean bethany and berthany? xD
Mr. Fuckin Struggle, can't even get a girl
I know I'm two years late but I went to high school with Remington ohmygod I had no idea he hosted a mormon version of the bachelor I am literally having a full blown mind fuck rn
As a former member of the church for 18 years, this is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
All these girls look like the printers slowly running out of ink
And I oop-
Hands down mayo is his favorite hot sauce
bruh this needs more likes
Man mayo*
Bro you made habanero sauce go through my nose
"You sounds like every McKenna ever" 😂😂😂😂
this just made me reevaluate my whole personality
As a Mormon boy who goes to school in Provo uh. I can assure you making dinner, playing the piano, and getting rejected is a regular thing
Oof
Daniel Webb hang in there
on god we gone get you outta there (provo), bro. just hang in there.
as a mormon girl, I can testify of this
As a mormon in texas. I can assure you, they do this everywhere.
phhh noel calling missionary trips a "live book review for free" really got me
Is that Noel’s baptized name?
You rang?
We did it boys.... Noel said bussy...... he’s a top.... I’m thanking god, Jesus, and all the angels
I feel like he’s always exuded big top energy though like was anyone surprised 👀
Everyone says bussy, what are you talking about?
in that guitar girl's defence, that was a brobecks song and i gotta respect the Taste
i was looking for this comment
YES finally found this comment. The taste is immaculate. They're probably more popular in Utah 'cause Dallon is Mormon and from there
"My name's makenna"
"Ok"
"But people call me Ken"
"Ok"
xmasthyme ken masters, the true warrior
Noel just called religious conversion a “live book review” and I’m doing that ugly KEKEKEKEK laugh.
X
Where's the lie tho
noel's laugh could be a used in a cartoon as the bully's voice lmao
This is 4 years old and I the “hips locked” comment is something I still say. Noel’s impact
ma boi looks like he’s about to sell appliances to that Argentinian family
Like a dude name kirby tryna sell them a Kirby vacuum
This man is so beta surrounded by alpha women he'll probably just pick whichever girl scares him the most I'm betting on mosh pit
SPOILER
you absolutely right
INTELLIGENCE 100
this is my favorite comment
This aged well
@Mr. NPC which one did he pick
This “bachelor” reminds me of Rod from Birdemic
19:02 Bro I cannot IMAGINE the stress of having to remember ALL those names and reading them out
This shit had me wheezing, do all four weeks man
nerd oh thank mfin god, this was a masterpiece
I want a church girl
That go to church
And read her bible
Read it in his voice too
I want a jewwish girl that go to ..... temple
annd reead errrr torrrahhhh
i want a church girl
that go to church
and read her book of mormon
🙃🙃🙃
10 GAWD go Bears, eh? Tribusky is the future my guy
the way i jumped when i heard that one girl sing “love at first sight” by the brobecks
ive watched this so many times and i still cant get over the immense lesbian athlete energy radiating off kate from thousand oaks
THANK YOU LOL 😂
this man speaks in 8 pt. font
alexa guijarro with light grey letters
Severely underrated comment
Stephen is Not a Dog it has over 700 likes tho, how is it underrated my dude 👁👄👁
I went to a wedding in Provo over the weekend and the groom graduated high school, got married and left for the army all one weekend so
das utah babeeyyyy
Jesus. Utah needs to slow its roll.
Goddamn...
Can't wait for that divorce by 24
das sad fam. like what is this ww2, the Vietnam war?!!
Chris M Mormons don’t divorce. It’s culty shit
I like how he laughed more at the girls last name that was vinegar than the girl that had the last name GOOCH 😂😂😂
18:37 right there, I knew the lights were on but nobody's home.
15:02 oh she one of those “all my friends are guys because girls are too much drama” kinda girls 😬😬
In other words shes a self conscious drama queen 😂
She knows she can’t compete with any girl over a 5
“You went around doing a live book review” KSNDIDNISJSJS
Jasleen Kaur “for free” sksk
I was sooooo surprised to see a black girl in this. I wasnt surprised to see that she got eliminated quick but I thought this show was 100% wonder bread girls
I am on Noel Miller’s video marathon. He can literally joke up about ANYTHING ANY TIME.
anyone who *_says_* they’re sarcastic as a quirky thing is immediately unfunny in every way
Jay Smith couldnt agree more, immediately gives me a bad impression
Truee
Jay Smith this is so true
haha im just so _sarcastic_ haha *please give me quirky points*
Jay Smith people really think it’s a personality trait
Catherine Gooch: that’s an unfortunate last name
Mandy Vinegar: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jared Benton hahaha
13:10 is just big “small town with nothing to do” energy
"I'm looking for someone I can be best friends with"
Noel: She gon kill her husband I know it
Dude, as a Mormon and BYU alumni (located in Provo), this video absolutely killed me. I was laughing the whole time! Loved it. You've got to react to all the weeks, it only gets more cringey from here.
David Brantley I’m sorry for you
Remington looks like a perfect mix of King Joffrey and Draco Malfoy
Luisanna Mejia You are not wrong 👀
And Ole Gunnar Solksjaer
Love that random Persona music at 8:23 lol
“I’m ready to do that first sin with you.” 🤣
I feel like Kate pegged homeboy after the first episode 😂
“katilyn martin about to sing her way into his bussy”
The deadly premonition whistling follows me everywhere I go never allowing my mind to be silent
I'm so happy someone else heard it.
“Homie you went out and gave a LIVE BOOK REVIEW.”-Noel Miller, tackling religion