REACT WITH CHAT: KING OF BURGERS

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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2019
  • I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large divorce.
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  • @Weaverbeats
    @Weaverbeats Před 5 lety +6131

    His wifes gonna cheat on him, but instead of having sex she's just going to feed the guy her foods.

  • @freeziboi3249
    @freeziboi3249 Před 5 lety +9497

    How you gonna have a pretty wife like that and be like "Nah cheeseburger and death homie".

    • @BaconBeast11
      @BaconBeast11 Před 5 lety +190

      My boys str8 up just a pos.

    • @asomeone235
      @asomeone235 Před 4 lety +106

      @@LeoLCDT bruh...

    • @PETSEMATARYTWO
      @PETSEMATARYTWO Před 4 lety +373

      his wife a whole baddie but he's out here selling his soul to in n out

    • @paynekaufmann403
      @paynekaufmann403 Před 4 lety +164

      That food and the woman look good as fuck bro how do you not eat that shit.

    • @blackraptor1154
      @blackraptor1154 Před 4 lety +216

      Dis Boi Bro, he got a wife, who’s cute and loves to cook, probably doesn’t even care that he gets fat but cares that he ain’t eating her food. Like nigga how you let yourself do that to both you and your wife.

  • @CecLangKaulitz
    @CecLangKaulitz Před 4 lety +4361

    the only emotion that guy felt when all those burgers poured out of that truck was lust, that was pure lust

    • @yungneen6967
      @yungneen6967 Před 4 lety +51

      cool bird glutton*

    • @moonrabbit9621
      @moonrabbit9621 Před 4 lety +63

      The man was thinking about stickin his sausage in there, you know that

    • @jerms6642
      @jerms6642 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @raphael8951
      @raphael8951 Před 3 lety +9

      Such a lust for burguers!!! WHOOO??

    • @moonrabbit9621
      @moonrabbit9621 Před 3 lety +4

      @Cup Mug I'm not kinkshaming I'm just saying what everyone is thinking rn

  • @zena0734
    @zena0734 Před 4 lety +6797

    His wife is way out of his league, she cooks, and she’s super nice. Tf is wrong with him

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 Před 4 lety +371

      Bitch better bring her flowers DAILY.

    • @umami6462
      @umami6462 Před 4 lety +796

      @@rayjay1543 he don't fuck with flowers those look like vegetables

    • @thatguuuuuuuy560
      @thatguuuuuuuy560 Před 4 lety +62

      @@umami6462 lmao

    • @anaemicroyalty0504
      @anaemicroyalty0504 Před 4 lety +35

      tf is wrong with *her*

    • @1247Bro
      @1247Bro Před 4 lety +30

      He's got an eating disorder

  • @dragonflykites
    @dragonflykites Před 5 lety +3946

    Girl defined warned you of Mr Struggle Adrianna

  • @petromavro9154
    @petromavro9154 Před 5 lety +6049

    yo this guy only married his wife because she looks like the Wendy's girl

  • @Stravvberries
    @Stravvberries Před 4 lety +4796

    Idk if this joke was made already, but his therapists were technically “Hamburger Helpers”

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 Před 4 lety +72

      They could get a sex therapist called Tuna-helper as well.

    • @rcketfield7404
      @rcketfield7404 Před 4 lety +42

      Ray Jay Aw bruh

    • @deez4957
      @deez4957 Před 4 lety +14

      It was by memefett 10 months ago, but I think he said the burger guy's wife is hamburger helper

    • @brothermanbrenden1607
      @brothermanbrenden1607 Před 4 lety +4

      Get out

    • @Stravvberries
      @Stravvberries Před 4 lety +8

      brenden zitur ight I’m on my way

  • @gm_bike_vlogs7861
    @gm_bike_vlogs7861 Před 4 lety +4075

    She’s very pretty and he’s like “bürger”
    I forgot about this lmao

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 Před 4 lety +123

      He'd better be eating something else every night to be able to stay with her!

    • @cherryspice1011
      @cherryspice1011 Před 4 lety +108

      Ray Jay bold of you to assume he even knows how

    • @angelvazquez3323
      @angelvazquez3323 Před 4 lety +55

      Lovelytilly 78 he obviously does bruh, look at the way he eats them burgers

    • @aoliravioli
      @aoliravioli Před 4 lety +1

      GM_Bike_Vlogs 😐 wasn’t funny

    • @MilkBaggins
      @MilkBaggins Před 4 lety +17

      Ali- O No one asked

  • @charlottefleming6235
    @charlottefleming6235 Před 5 lety +4922

    he needs to meet that fruit guy from buzzfeed

  • @cat-nd3xf
    @cat-nd3xf Před 4 lety +3211

    Can you imagine his poor wife
    She tryna get into culinary school and this man be wasting her good food for *cheeseburgers*

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 Před 4 lety +93

      All she wants is a little acceptance, a thank you, just one little kudo....

    • @okay6353
      @okay6353 Před 4 lety +6

      ok we dont need to diss cheeseburgers

    • @mikeely3217
      @mikeely3217 Před 3 lety +9

      His wife kinda bad

    • @moonysbadhabits9575
      @moonysbadhabits9575 Před 3 lety

      That are plain!

    • @arielle4517
      @arielle4517 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mikeely3217 fr🙏🤸👃

  • @astrea4020
    @astrea4020 Před 4 lety +3228

    “I could’ve been with Jose. I could’ve been with David. I could’ve been with Michael. But I chose cheezeburger boi” 💀

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 Před 4 lety +18

      She knows what's up.

    • @duckie4655
      @duckie4655 Před 4 lety +70

      She should leave him honestly, I don’t believe that he can/could change *~*

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling Před 4 lety +4

      @@duckie4655 agreed 100%

    • @jakethejake1772
      @jakethejake1772 Před 3 lety +15

      @@duckie4655 idk i think after eating nothing but burgers for his entire life, that hes willing to face his greatest fear (yea even if its fuckin childish as hell) just to save his marriage is kinda inspiring

    • @DARTbeats
      @DARTbeats Před 3 lety +34

      Jake the Jake lmao this nigga lied to her and rejected her kindness constantly just to put his health in danger💀💀😭 changing his diet is the least he could do💀💀 but lowkey inspiring

  • @Vini-od4ve
    @Vini-od4ve Před 4 lety +1596

    "I like 'em burgers cause they're simple, you know everything that's in there"
    *proceeds to throw away a perfectly good plate of just rice and meat

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 Před 4 lety +117

      I doubt he knows what is in those burgers

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 Před 3 lety +51

      Exactly. Or salad. Dude.. what's more plain than a salad?!

    • @trev119
      @trev119 Před 2 lety

      Rice sucks

  • @SuperArmus
    @SuperArmus Před 5 lety +10177

    His wife is hot and she cooks and she’s sweet. Some people are lucky af and have no clue.

  • @Alice-ve8xw
    @Alice-ve8xw Před 5 lety +2737

    On god, if my husband turned down my home made meals to go grab a grease soggy ass burger made by a teen at a fast food drive-thru... he's getting yeeted off the roof

  • @kellymillikan1416
    @kellymillikan1416 Před 4 lety +666

    his wife is so pretty but, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, I feel like I've seen her in the sims 4

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Před 3 lety +64

      That one Caliente sister

    • @sewerrat7466
      @sewerrat7466 Před 3 lety +37

      @@WEFAbender6 or eliza pancakes without the glasses

  • @scrumpcity
    @scrumpcity Před 4 lety +460

    His wife is so pretty and caring, she literally was 100% okay with sticking by his side through all of this, and her mans said börgørs

  • @tritontypebeat
    @tritontypebeat Před 5 lety +5681

    JJ virgin is what they called Cody in college

    • @ededetudo2879
      @ededetudo2879 Před 5 lety +188

      I think you mean "Hallway boy"

    • @zemaculate
      @zemaculate Před 5 lety +13

      It was JJ Abrams

    • @Jeerin_
      @Jeerin_ Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewpeterson2516
      @andrewpeterson2516 Před 5 lety +106

      Yea I mean college back in the 1920s was a whole different thing

    • @Tvhiti
      @Tvhiti Před 4 lety

      But his Uncle?

  • @hawyee9090
    @hawyee9090 Před 4 lety +9601

    loving, caring women: exist
    immature manchildren: its free real estate

    • @milandenley
      @milandenley Před 4 lety +291

      Bruh, i be hitting on his wife rn

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 Před 4 lety +134

      Honestly, they're the only women that get with dudes like that

    • @ouchmypp4704
      @ouchmypp4704 Před 4 lety +23

      Who called me.

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 Před 4 lety +216

      "i CaN fIx HiM" fr tho she needs to leave his sorry sloppy Joe looking ass

    • @thecringegod4808
      @thecringegod4808 Před 4 lety +9

      I wonder where those loving caring women are cause all the ones ive met have just been assholes

  • @shaydeevee33
    @shaydeevee33 Před 4 lety +172

    That one bit donation lmaoo “His nut is just straight mac sauce” I can’t breaaathe

  • @hannahv5631
    @hannahv5631 Před 4 lety +1285

    Ok his wife is cute
    She is so sweet and she has aspirations and COOKS FOR HIM she doesn't deserve to be lied to every day :/ no one does, but like...
    EDIT: Come on man, you have the most understanding wife and you're going to let yourself die instead of being honest?? Wack

  • @FuzzyGunz
    @FuzzyGunz Před 5 lety +8416

    It's everyday bro with that lack of cardiovascular flow.

    • @fkuropinion292
      @fkuropinion292 Před 5 lety +132

      im cackling

    • @ananasnelson5162
      @ananasnelson5162 Před 5 lety +239

      10 meals in one day been too long, I'll never go slow

    • @molly8469
      @molly8469 Před 5 lety +313

      My name is nick crompton and my blood vessels stay poppin

    • @rosen27
      @rosen27 Před 5 lety +212

      Yes I am fat and no my stomach ain’t grumblin

    • @shoople
      @shoople Před 5 lety +175

      texas is my city, if it wasn't for the King than my body would be litty

  • @megan68462
    @megan68462 Před 5 lety +2575

    The wife looks so hurt, I felt awful for her the whole time. She really does deserve that psychologist

  • @Aidan2005Baidan
    @Aidan2005Baidan Před 4 lety +215

    "The way her lips wrap around her teeth, you just know she's always calling things inappropriate." That was so real. Damn. I understood every ounce of backstory and experiences involved in that phrase. God. That was just s beautiful composition of a sentence man.

  • @evarawlings2518
    @evarawlings2518 Před 4 lety +1403

    when noel calls out the fact that manz is using the word "violated" when ppl have real trauma

    • @kitneyspears
      @kitneyspears Před 4 lety +92

      he feels violated by a tiny piece of LETTUCE no less jfc

    • @unicornpink7953
      @unicornpink7953 Před 3 lety +8

      Bde

    • @canti7951
      @canti7951 Před 2 lety +37

      He probably actually feels violated. Remember, he is addicted, like that one girl who only eats fries. It is a legitimate challenge albeit a very stupid and avoidable one. I think Noel was semi joking cause the situation was just so absurd yet very real (or not, its a tv show)

    • @cassidyb.3531
      @cassidyb.3531 Před 2 lety +7

      @@canti7951 Mmhmmm. It's just very sad, no matter how stupid it seems.

    • @skylar4370
      @skylar4370 Před 2 lety +8

      We out here gatekeeping trauma now?

  • @saniamohamed9645
    @saniamohamed9645 Před 5 lety +2038

    okay but why does JJ Virgin look like the mom of the girl defined girls

    • @matildamain3869
      @matildamain3869 Před 5 lety +118

      Sania Mohamed & she changed her surname to virgin to set a good example

    • @Pinokiopie
      @Pinokiopie Před 5 lety +5

      probably is

    • @shaader2688
      @shaader2688 Před 5 lety +3

      Sania Mohamed omg

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden Před 5 lety +26

      JJ stands for *JustJesus* bc that’s all that matters

    • @saniamohamed9645
      @saniamohamed9645 Před 5 lety +2

      hope oh my god I'm screaming

  • @kikis.w0rld
    @kikis.w0rld Před 5 lety +3095

    this is the guy Buzzfeed should've had for their "first time trying fruits/vegetables" series.

  • @ethanschneider8032
    @ethanschneider8032 Před 4 lety +204

    This man is literally every rat side character from Ratatouille.

  • @adamsorensen7996
    @adamsorensen7996 Před 4 lety +841

    I was a JJ virgin my whole life till Noel’s beautiful eyes took me and softly deflowered me

  • @el-yb3gf
    @el-yb3gf Před 5 lety +4324

    Victor is DEFINITELY Mr.Struggle

  • @kazco8910
    @kazco8910 Před 5 lety +4781

    noels eyes make me want to MELT sorry for being sugar gay

  • @sadiebalding5825
    @sadiebalding5825 Před 4 lety +247

    i feel like this is definitely some sort of coping mechanism. like the way he talks about finding comfort in knowing what’s inside the burger sounds like there’s some sort of trauma behind it.

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 Před 4 lety +15

      It goes without saying!!!

    • @jerms6642
      @jerms6642 Před 4 lety +9

      Definitely

    • @stardoogalaxie9314
      @stardoogalaxie9314 Před 3 lety +6

      Oh yeah 100 percent lmao. Definitely am not crazy about veggies and it didn't help that I was force fed as a kid.

  • @SpareChangeMoneyGang
    @SpareChangeMoneyGang Před 4 lety +482

    Noel drinks his “respect women” juice and I’m here for it

  • @andrewbowers981
    @andrewbowers981 Před 5 lety +8309

    The fact that this guy has a wife gives me hope.

  • @acebennett_
    @acebennett_ Před 5 lety +1299

    for real tho, his wife is cute

    • @chalkieslunchmoney6885
      @chalkieslunchmoney6885 Před 5 lety +106

      acebennett_ ikr what the hell did he bribe her with??

    • @zsquigly3791
      @zsquigly3791 Před 5 lety +77

      @@chalkieslunchmoney6885 cheeseburgers

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 Před 5 lety +100

      She's like a Velma kind of girl.

    • @tadpoletoots
      @tadpoletoots Před 5 lety +31

      acebennett_ Shes killin that shit

    • @sareilynn
      @sareilynn Před 5 lety +105

      and she’s sweet AND she cooks well

  • @leftnutdangler8320
    @leftnutdangler8320 Před 4 lety +285

    This guy lives by the motto “I’m here for a good time not a long time’’

  • @ARTiSTgirlLPS
    @ARTiSTgirlLPS Před 4 lety +303

    How he can afford this is beyond me
    How did she not see their bank account and notice the repeated purchases at the same place?

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 Před 4 lety +88

      She loved and trusted him. She believed what he was saying. Dumb bastard doesn't realize how good he got

    • @kitneyspears
      @kitneyspears Před 4 lety +22

      maybe he paid in cash idk

    • @Sweetheartx74
      @Sweetheartx74 Před 3 lety +7

      Pay with cash 🤔

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr Před 3 lety +16

      They probably have separate bank accounts.

  • @fionas3630
    @fionas3630 Před 5 lety +3660

    i tried to change my password to ‘noel miller’ but it was *too short*

  • @cavepilled
    @cavepilled Před 5 lety +671

    I thought you of all people would understand this man's struggle. He's obviously trying to beefen up his weiner, homie.

  • @algernietes6118
    @algernietes6118 Před 4 lety +358

    yo, anyone thing they look like peter and lois griffin.😂

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara Před 4 lety +11

      100%

    • @nyah258
      @nyah258 Před 3 lety

      OMFG

    • @Kuraxia
      @Kuraxia Před 3 lety

      why did you do this to me

    • @Xiusause
      @Xiusause Před 3 lety

      Sooner or later he's going to sue every burger place because they keep adding veggies in his burger

  • @moonrabbit9621
    @moonrabbit9621 Před 4 lety +254

    This man got a cute ass wife cooking for him and being a literal sweetheart and he out here like “me hungyyy me want 🅱️orgerr” like smh

    • @finn3883
      @finn3883 Před 3 lety

      wanna be my cute ass wife 😳

  • @lydia-gi8gw
    @lydia-gi8gw Před 5 lety +995

    i *end families* with flavor

  • @cavepilled
    @cavepilled Před 5 lety +978

    J.J. Virgin looks/sounds like she might be the older sister of the Girl Defined girls. And her last name fits, too.

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple Před 5 lety +4

      Hahaha I was just thinking she could be their mom or some shit

    • @imdaisybtw
      @imdaisybtw Před 5 lety +3

      older sister? lmao you're too kind

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit Před 5 lety

      Yooo I was thinking the same thing

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden Před 5 lety +2

      Tim Evans stop this behavior I’m wheezing jsksksksk

  • @username172
    @username172 Před 4 lety +104

    "can i get a cheeseburger with just lettuce" anyone else thinking they were gonna give him a piece of lettuce and cheese between 2 buns

  • @anaemicroyalty0504
    @anaemicroyalty0504 Před 4 lety +407

    People being literally _scared_ of regular foods never ceases to amaze me.

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 Před 4 lety +60

      As someone who has worked as a nanny for over 15 years I swear that it is from parents not raising their kids to eat diverse foods. I know sooo many kids who only eat chicken nuggets and cheese pizza.

    • @sophie00001
      @sophie00001 Před 3 lety +15

      As someone with autism, it isn’t the parents fault, I can’t help but not eat normal food

    • @rexana_rexana
      @rexana_rexana Před 3 lety +38

      Quick tip as someone who can't eat certain things because of mental illness to another: 9.8/10 times, people aren't talking about you, they're talking about people like the dude in this video that are just picky because of stupid reasons, like stubbornness. I can't have most smoothies or shakes cause the textures of them make me feel ill, but when people say dumb shit like "If you are so picky that you won't even try a fruit smoothie, you're immature!" I brush it off, cause its not something I can control, unlike people who just don't wanna try something because they are stubborn and snobbish and think dunkin' donuts counts as a meal. I understand you want to defend yourself, but there's nothing to defend. That's anxiety talking. You're ok. Your diet is only between you and your health professionals if you want it to. Most people are understanding if you have a reason to not eat certain things, and those who don't aren't worth your time. ❤

    • @sophie00001
      @sophie00001 Před 3 lety +10

      @@rexana_rexana I know it’s none of my business (see what I did there?😉), but it just made me wonder, is there an underlying, undiagnosed condition causing his fussiness? Not saying there is, or diagnosing him, but is COULD possibly be not his fault and not just because he’s a spoilt stubborn brat. Thank you for looking out for me, I am coming to terms with being autistic (I am recently diagnosed), but I kinda get triggered when my parents call me fussy, even though they know why, or think I’m just being picky on purpose

    • @rexana_rexana
      @rexana_rexana Před 3 lety +10

      @@sophie00001 First of all, hehe nice. Second, yeah, I understand, and I get upset too when my parents do the same (theyve gotten better over time about it, which i appreciate). I think its a really good thought experiment to try and see if he maybe has an underlying issue. Personally, I believe that if he had an underlying issue, the show would have tried to sell that (cause corporations are gross like that). And as another point: we still need to be taking care of ourselves, tolerances/sensitivities aside, which includes a diverse enough diet to sustain us. I think the main point does still stand which is "you can't live off burgers." I'm glad to see you're open to having a nice discussion about this! (I've met too many people who are very rude about these sort of things. I like the exchange of views.)

  • @canilynamendoza6609
    @canilynamendoza6609 Před 4 lety +2263

    "Lettuce got no smell"
    Putting that on my tombstone

  • @DirkStriderSwag
    @DirkStriderSwag Před 5 lety +812

    today i found out noel is almost 30. all this time i thought he was like 23

    • @ninancole
      @ninancole Před 5 lety +107

      bailey same. and though cody looks older, he’s younger

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden Před 5 lety +35

      I forgot he was ancient and born in the 80’s

  • @raymond-reviews
    @raymond-reviews Před 4 lety +100

    Victor was looking at that mountain of burgers falling out the truck like he was about to dive in.

  • @taramazaheri1609
    @taramazaheri1609 Před 4 lety +20

    the resemblance between him and that evil mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs is UNCANNY

  • @juliac404
    @juliac404 Před 5 lety +2743

    i died when noel called eating mushrooms “chewing on wet erasers”

    • @lapislee
      @lapislee Před 5 lety +10

      julia c "mushrooms is evil"

    • @sariparkkinen2118
      @sariparkkinen2118 Před 4 lety +4

      I dont like mushrooms but it still isnt "chewing on wet erasers"

    • @riagoyal4094
      @riagoyal4094 Před 4 lety +48

      @@sariparkkinen2118 I like mushrooms but that is exactly what its like

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 Před 4 lety +3

      It's a good way to describe mushrooms from a can. I hated mushrooms for years, because I thought canned mushrooms were the ONLY mushrooms.

  • @kayw7871
    @kayw7871 Před 5 lety +862

    This man is the polar opposite of Dre Drexler

    • @nads8506
      @nads8506 Před 5 lety +46

      Genuinely forgot who he was and thought you were talking about a comic book character

    • @amby-mo3vk
      @amby-mo3vk Před 5 lety +102

      how you gonna bring up Dre Drexler without giving me a chance to hide my girlfriend?

    • @rileycolyer7349
      @rileycolyer7349 Před 5 lety +21

      There’s a kid in my class that looks like a mini Dre Drexler and he says fake deep shit all the time it’s so funny

    • @xxl3gittrYhard
      @xxl3gittrYhard Před 5 lety +2

      Morning breath ahahahahahaha

    • @lowlytarnished7672
      @lowlytarnished7672 Před 5 lety +4

      Rise and Grind😤✊🔥

  • @HamiltonIsLife
    @HamiltonIsLife Před 4 lety +742

    Moms really let their kids be picky. Like I know he has issues but this is just sad. Like pathetic sad
    His wife is actually beautiful tho like let me marry her idk

    • @raicrush
      @raicrush Před 4 lety +73

      Hamilton.Is.Life Yo I work with kids and there’s one kid who ONLY eats Cheetos and toddler formula. Poor kid is 6 and his teeth are rotting out of his skull. Some parents fam-

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee Před 4 lety +39

      I'm not gonna force my kid to eat what they don't like cuz I hated when my parents did that, but you're gonna eat fruits and vegetables 🤷🏾‍♀️ maybe not all of em but most of em

    • @angelsomething8922
      @angelsomething8922 Před 4 lety +15

      just a tip if they wanna eat junk food then tell them they need to eat a fruit first

    • @sarahwillacker4135
      @sarahwillacker4135 Před 4 lety +31

      My dad didn't let me be picky when I was growing up. Don't wanna eat the vegetables? Okay, starve

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling Před 4 lety +37

      @@sarahwillacker4135 Exactly. The very basic, minimum part of your job as a parent is to feed your kid a balanced diet. It's the BARE gd minimum. Lol, people are wild.

  • @thegingerbreadman1043
    @thegingerbreadman1043 Před 4 lety +132

    Yo why tf they fill the styrofoam packaging with actual burgers

  • @laurenduran222
    @laurenduran222 Před 5 lety +1030

    I like how he censored like 3 swear words and then just gave up

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před 5 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexjuarez7971
      @alexjuarez7971 Před 5 lety +82

      That’s because CZcams recently released information about how the first couple minutes of any video is checked by bots to see if you are advertiser friendly. After those 2 minutes you can swear as much as you want.

  • @tazberryred1999
    @tazberryred1999 Před 5 lety +565

    pink light got noel looking ROSY king out here healthy skin clear eyes living i love it

    • @lily919
      @lily919 Před 4 lety +9

      a thriving king

  • @jessepinkman9027
    @jessepinkman9027 Před 3 lety +28

    the wife is literally in culinary school and offers to cook for him and he just eats $5 burgers

  • @laurenvicerra7153
    @laurenvicerra7153 Před 5 lety +728

    his wife looks like the wendys girl. maybe that's why he's married to her.

  • @PotionSipper
    @PotionSipper Před 5 lety +548

    This man is squidward when he broke into the krabby patty vault

  • @wretch1300
    @wretch1300 Před 4 lety +26

    This dude actually Scully from Brooklyn 9-9

  • @moomfortwendi
    @moomfortwendi Před 4 lety +80

    “man the way this woman’s lips wrap around her teeth, i just know she’s always calling things inappropriate”

  • @filmmakingandstuff4993
    @filmmakingandstuff4993 Před 5 lety +2134

    Did they seriously fill a whole truck with styrofoam packaging and throw it on the ground

    • @hunnyamy9566
      @hunnyamy9566 Před 5 lety +164

      Evan Yee exactly what I thought like wtf j.j Virgin

    • @mydavegabicycle
      @mydavegabicycle Před 4 lety +138

      And there are burgers in there! Ahhh

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi Před 4 lety +115

      I hated that part so much, so much useless plastic

    • @kimia1664
      @kimia1664 Před 4 lety +18

      Magsi Maginski guys chill, they’re probably gonna return them.

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi Před 4 lety +84

      @@kimia1664 I don't know, they were falling on the floor and shit

  • @bruv3891
    @bruv3891 Před 5 lety +3354

    *eats burgers everday*
    Gets a bunch of diseases
    _shocked pikachu_
    _bruh sound effect #2_

  • @sydniwarner5814
    @sydniwarner5814 Před 4 lety +15

    I love that the background music in all of these videos are just the Animal Crossing soundtrack.

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders Před 3 lety +4

    Bruh that face at 13:25 was not only anger, but so much pain and hurt

  • @kirbymode
    @kirbymode Před 5 lety +1379

    so you’re telling me noel is 30 and we make fun of cody for being old

    • @ariarhem6902
      @ariarhem6902 Před 5 lety +193

      Cause cody white. Noel has melanin (?)

    • @ola234cc
      @ola234cc Před 5 lety +99

      No way he's 30, didin't he say he's 23 on a Insanely Chill like 2 years ago??

    • @minmoes
      @minmoes Před 5 lety +83

      nah man, noel's turning 30 this year i think

    • @grantm3542
      @grantm3542 Před 5 lety +14

      Ola Kot when he said that he was joking

    • @ola234cc
      @ola234cc Před 5 lety +2

      @@grantm3542 oh okay haha didin't get that

  • @Thwump
    @Thwump Před 5 lety +548

    Dude, the entire time those burgers are spilling out of the truck he is smiling so hard. He isn’t even trying to conceal it.

  • @crossroads2027
    @crossroads2027 Před 4 lety +323

    His mom shouldve slapped him and made him eat his damn veggies

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 Před 4 lety +6

      Good call

    • @gloriabandersnooch4841
      @gloriabandersnooch4841 Před 3 lety +8

      That's what my mom would have done

    • @eggsbruhnadict4298
      @eggsbruhnadict4298 Před 3 lety +23

      You eat what’s in front of you or you don’t get dinner. That’s what my mom did

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken Před 3 lety +5

      @@eggsbruhnadict4298 We weren't allowed to leave the table until the plate was empty

    • @hannahlavigne2319
      @hannahlavigne2319 Před 3 lety +19

      i just know his mom was like "here you go son, i made you more burgers and did all your chores and homework."

  • @sidtheserotoninkid8801
    @sidtheserotoninkid8801 Před 3 lety +6

    "pounding water cause you cant hang"
    big party mood

  • @sourshockz8698
    @sourshockz8698 Před 5 lety +2886

    im from the uk and this is exactly what we imagine America to be like

    • @donvee1419
      @donvee1419 Před 5 lety +85

      Yeah we eat alot of take out, dine in, drive thru and delivery. Its gross McDonald's fries has 14 different ingredients

    • @hazel4379
      @hazel4379 Před 4 lety +203

      we aren’t all like that i swear to god

    • @nelley8758
      @nelley8758 Před 4 lety +63

      I havent eaten burgers in years we arent are like that I promise fjdjd

    • @goeeey
      @goeeey Před 4 lety +87

      I'm from Europe and we all imagine America like that too

    • @revan7383
      @revan7383 Před 4 lety +49

      the reason he's got a show is that he's the only one like this ;)

  • @jadenicole6326
    @jadenicole6326 Před 5 lety +2224

    okay but noels eyes are just heaven like lmao

    • @extrasagrada
      @extrasagrada Před 5 lety +95

      his whole being is like a lil piece of heaven fr fr

    • @melanieb.5922
      @melanieb.5922 Před 5 lety +14

      Honestly we are all focusing on them only

    • @carolinescmprn9196
      @carolinescmprn9196 Před 5 lety +29

      Low key sugar gay but... bruh...

    • @aregulardude428
      @aregulardude428 Před 4 lety +10

      @@carolinescmprn9196 *WhaT dID YoU CaLlEd mE ?* uuuuuuuuuuhhhh sugar gayyy ?

    • @carolinescmprn9196
      @carolinescmprn9196 Před 4 lety +3

      @@aregulardude428 *SUGAR GAY, DUDE?*

  • @Bigshoots86
    @Bigshoots86 Před 4 lety +169

    I would be splitting my lady open like a coconut if she was cooking like that. Mad clapping

  • @Hamppdur
    @Hamppdur Před 4 lety +13

    Nutritionist: “Victor, is it any big shock that you have diabetes?”
    Victor: “surprised pikachu face”

  • @isabellaalvarado2082
    @isabellaalvarado2082 Před 5 lety +5530

    Anybody else think his wife is gorgeous. She looks amazing for her age.

  • @0LiJoN0
    @0LiJoN0 Před 5 lety +656

    "I end families with flavor" - Noel 2k19

    • @yeahmhm2345
      @yeahmhm2345 Před 4 lety +11

      One of the best lines he has ever delivered.

  • @annieyu72
    @annieyu72 Před 3 lety +4

    17:57 "Can you put cheese on it?"
    Best line for sure.
    His wife better have it without lettuce for him specifically.

  • @cael9118
    @cael9118 Před 4 lety +84

    His wife is so beautiful and he just gon be like, “aye burgers and death bruh”

  • @abbie.mp4
    @abbie.mp4 Před 5 lety +532

    the animal crossing music in the background we love a man with TASTE

  • @PlasmaSpring
    @PlasmaSpring Před 5 lety +3000

    "1989-2019" Noels almost 30? God damn. Like not to be sugar gay or anything but he looks VERY good for his age

  • @GetAGripOnReality
    @GetAGripOnReality Před 3 lety +6

    13:06 “time for you to make a decision victor the cheese burgers or your wife”
    He just takes a deep breath in and face plants into all those cheese burgers and looks at his wife and says “well..” lmfaooo

  • @donteeezy2168
    @donteeezy2168 Před 2 lety +2

    “I end families with flavor” new fave quote 😂

  • @Lara-fu4yw
    @Lara-fu4yw Před 5 lety +748

    Man addicted to meat? Sus if u ask me

  • @1DInfectedMe
    @1DInfectedMe Před 5 lety +428

    this is where ryan from buzzfeed is gonna end up

  • @Violet-rv1fv
    @Violet-rv1fv Před 4 lety +15

    Why did i get scared when the blood came out of the burger at 17:08

  • @twonerdsandageekproduction3831

    Dude's wife's cooking looks so damn tasty man holy shit

  • @skeletonizer9529
    @skeletonizer9529 Před 5 lety +436

    I don't understand how adults can do this. Like, who in your life let this happen. My parents made me eat _whatever_ was on my plate.

    • @dixiewhite2698
      @dixiewhite2698 Před 5 lety +26

      Same but also look at his, I'm assuming, dad at 17:28 and you'll understand lmao

    • @Rosebud0801
      @Rosebud0801 Před 5 lety +3

      Right? Or at least try it in hopes that you’ll eventually like it

    • @nyxx7813
      @nyxx7813 Před 5 lety +15

      My mom has a peanut allergy and canola oil allergy plus she is a picky eater already but they make trying things not seem scary and some parents just submit like. Mine personally don’t force me they just offered options and said you can’t say anything till you try it but if I don’t like it I have back ups and options

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj Před 5 lety

      .

    • @sophiayamagughi
      @sophiayamagughi Před 5 lety

      I'm different lol. If i don't want to eat the food- or there isn't something I wanna eat at home then I just won't eat. I could order food but i worry about money too much lmao

  • @beepbop2750
    @beepbop2750 Před 5 lety +261

    i love how quickly you went from censoring to openly swearing every other word

  • @Gxrlla
    @Gxrlla Před 3 lety +5

    This dude hit the wife lottery she WANTS to cook for him and he still only wants to eat fast food BRUH

  • @kileysawyer9897
    @kileysawyer9897 Před 4 lety +14

    honestly this just made me want a cheeseburger.

  • @calebnewton_
    @calebnewton_ Před 5 lety +157

    "I end families with flavor"
    -Noel Miller 2019

  • @jae3004
    @jae3004 Před 5 lety +6062

    Me: *_Has an eating disorder and sympathizes with the dude since he clearly has an extreme version of safe foods and fear foods_*
    Noel: _Yo this man looks like the hamburgler._
    Also me: *_WHEEZE_*

    • @Ana-ko9px
      @Ana-ko9px Před 5 lety +181

      My sympathies to you

    • @jae3004
      @jae3004 Před 5 lety +285

      @@Ana-ko9px I really appreciate this, but don't worry too much. Ive been doing good as of recently!

    • @Bicth97
      @Bicth97 Před 5 lety +55

      what kind of eating disorder causes this though? I know of people with autism having issues with the sensory experience of certain things, but this dude doesn't mention anything like that. he's so specific with his food

    • @Ana-ko9px
      @Ana-ko9px Před 5 lety +194

      @@Bicth97 Any type of abnormal eating would be categorized as an ED. Specifically this looks like a combination of binge eating disorder and OCD (or something that causes its speficity).

    • @jae3004
      @jae3004 Před 5 lety +94

      @@Bicth97 I dont know if he has an eating disorder, but he does have an extreme version of fear foods and safe foods which a lot of people with EDs have. Its goes without saying he might have one, but I dont think binge eating disorder fits his description as that requires the consumption of thousands of calories in a single sitting whilst the consumer feels out of control and possibly guilty after.

  • @lisaperik9739
    @lisaperik9739 Před 4 lety +13

    They're reminding me of Lois and Peter Griffin

  • @melancholybunny8168
    @melancholybunny8168 Před 3 lety +7

    I’m watching this 3 years later I wonder if he’s still alive genuinely

  • @morganmartin4829
    @morganmartin4829 Před 5 lety +263

    "I can't forcefully get in in my mouth"
    "now what about your wife?"

  • @tylercasino6809
    @tylercasino6809 Před 5 lety +294

    “I’ll take another bite”
    ...
    *dies*
    Dr Dow: time to go get me his wife

  • @shouko4218
    @shouko4218 Před 3 lety +2

    5:37 bro with all those preservatives in you you physically can’t rot

  • @monomonomono5255
    @monomonomono5255 Před 2 lety +5

    Gotta love how 99% of the comments are either thirsting or feeling sorry for the wife. Hope their relationship gets better, also she is very much worth simping for

  • @seraphinw1
    @seraphinw1 Před 4 lety +575

    "I love fishing, but I'll never eat a fish"
    wtf is he doing with the fish, then?

  • @joycewible8816
    @joycewible8816 Před 5 lety +292

    *burgers fall out of truck*
    J.J. Virgin: "So what do you think this represents?"
    My husband: "Goals."

  • @Anoosha_25
    @Anoosha_25 Před 4 lety +14

    "I have to find comfort in my wife"
    Eats wife

  • @candiedstrawberries
    @candiedstrawberries Před 2 lety +2

    These videos of noel’s are my personal favorites, (the old react with chat vids)

  • @diceydice13
    @diceydice13 Před 4 lety +223

    This fool is like squidward when he ate all them krabby patties