Trump Has A New Nickname In Washington
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- čas přidán 26. 03. 2018
- The inventor of 'Lyin' Ted' and 'Sloppy Steve' is getting a taste of his own medicine.
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We know Stormy Daniels is exactly Trump's type when she says Trump complimented her by saying that she is just like his daughter Ivanka.
Toad Jiang Does Ivanka suck cock like Stormy Daniels?
The Punisher Nice.
"You're just like my daughter. Minus the incest."
The Punisher
I sincerely hope, for your sake, that you're a troll.
The Punisher just posted this same exact message to another commenter on another video. Please ignore the troll.
Trump's highest compliment to every woman whom he has ever slept with has always been : "You are just like my daughter Ivanka." Such a family guy! Hahahaha
Kim Jong Fun yep, he's a family guy alright!
Was that comment made before or ..... after ??
Kim Jong Fun And he fucked every single one of them
Kim Jong Fun Don't insult Peter Griffin like that
LOL...you're on a role. Love it
“He’s now known as Spanky and that’s not a good thing .” Maybe not for you😆
Imagine 20 years from now when the children are learning about this presidency during history class.
Warm Brother I would hope so, since if not I am wasting my time in school.
Warm Brother Naw, you cool. I was just saying when we get into World War III, imma be a tad bit mad.
Goughs Bastard He'll probably still be president ...ugh, sorry...imagining the worst these days...
President Spanky Bonespurs. Has a nice ring to it. It's a keeper.
Jay; I like it!!
Jay Zenitram 😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead
+ Jay Zenitram A journalist in the NYT gave Trump a new porn star name ''Dirk Diggler'' in her OP-ed: www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/opinion/sunday/trump-the-porn-president.html because she thought ''David Dennison'' was too bland, but ''Spanky Bonespurs'' is pretty good too. Hahaha!
Love it!! Spanky Bonespurs! 😂😂😂
That's President Spanky Bonespur.
"Shut Up v. No, You Shut Up" got my upvote. Fantastic joke.
Jim Novak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know! Shut up vs NO you shut UP. Geez, some Spanky fan is downright upset and NEVER coming to California, Washington, Oregon. THANK GOD. He or she dabizes US
Merhaba ben de bunu da mı aşkım tamam, ben, işten önemli değil, aynı şekilde bir tanem sen ne yapıyorsun
"He is known as 'Spanky. And that's not a good thing." No, no mr.Lawyer commentator dude. That is the best thing that's come out of Trump's whitehouse since 'the mooch'.
If he wanted genuinely widespread popular acclaim, he could step down from office
and launch a youTube channel called 'The Stormy and Spanky Show"
featuring episodes such as "Stormy with a chance of Golden Showers"...
My wife phoned the WhiteHouse and offered to spank Donny for $130,000.00(yes she really did)! She told the phone volunteer it'd help meet our retirement goals. You could hear the phone bank people laughing their azzes off, it was hilarious!
Good for her. That is hilarious
"I HAVE THE BEST WORDS, BELIEVE ME!!!"
Thankfull Friend *Best words: "You remind me of my daughter"*
"Normally for Trump to expel that many people [60], they have to be in his cabinet!" LMAO The writers are pure gold on this show
Don’t ever call him “Sir” !
Bone Spurs Spanky. A president NOT for the history books. More for the comic books.
Ian Patrick Definitely needs to be in the history books... IF this planet survives. Yeah it's THAT bad. Trump poses an existential threat to all life on Earth with his repealing environmental protections, Pruitt destroying The EPA, baiting Kim Jung Un (Little Rocket Man) attacking the free press, legislation, judiciary, DOJ, the RULE OF LAW, race baiting, he's the absolute WORST THING to EVER happen to The United States since The Civil War, which he seems intent on starting again.
Spanky boner spurs
That is an insult to the proud American literary tradition of comic books, many of which I doubt he could actually read or follow.
Ian Patrick Funniest comment EVER!!
Even Mr glass has a stronger spine😂
Anderson's reaction to the "million dollar-thug exchange" is priceless.
He needed another KellyAnne eye roll in there.
can see him with help wanted ads
"Not his type". I think that's true. Stormy isn't even Spanky's daughter.
The message was written by his advisors IN CAPITAL LETTERS, and he didn't follow it? Seriously, come on Spanky!
Are we 100% certain that the man can read? I mean, he could arguably just look at text and feign vague understanding based on context. But then, that would require cerebral activity that he rarely exhibits... hmmm.
I got to remember to NOT drink my coffee when i'm watching Stephen ....I busted up in tears laughing so hard after hearing SPANKY!🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
"Shut up v. No you shut up!" 😂😂😂
Salena Rafn seriously made me tear up. 😂😂 Feels good to laugh that hard.
Claudette Smith same! Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for giving us some humor in these terrifying times.
I mean you can hate Trump all you want but it's definitely not terrifying times lol. Nothing has really changed. Nothing ever changes with politics.
The Punisher wow I forgot how easy it is to offend Trump supporters lol 😂 also, your Cheeto in Chief is the one who loves KFC and McDonald's so much and no amount of golf is gonna get rid of all those decades of McDoubles and chicken buckets.
OK sooo Trump taunting Kim Jong-Un over Twitter about nukes isn't terrifying? Trump and his people straight up denying things we have video evidence of isn't terrifying? The very real and likely possibility that Russia hacked our election isn't terrifying? All of this being normalized isn't terrifying?
I love how Avenatti is having the time of his life getting Cohen's atty going. Omg. Can't wipe the grin off my face...
christelisland it's interesting he's a better guidio than the mooch
christelisland lmao, love it when trolls get trolled
Ygritte
Ygrittel
g1
That Seattle impression was dead on.
k a y l e e
NYET it vasn't...
Careful you don't slip on street, and fall from Needle of Space comrade lol
k a y l e e Smelling like a teenager by Nirvanka lol
Hardly accurate at all..grunge and Nirvana has been out of the limelight for a dozen years. It was a lame attempt for a joke.
Winter Tyme - which is why, as supposedly coming from a clumsy Russian spy pretending to be a Seattleite, it was spot on. :-)
kaylee: Is straight from Tsarbucks!
Those two lawyers look to be having the time of their lives. It must be quite fun to just be allowed to yell on national TV
...at $100 per billable minute....
Hey folks! Remember when the biggest presidential scandal was a half-Black man wearing a tan suit? Hmmmm:(
clarissamiles what about the grey poupon incident ? Amazingly I can't think of any other scandals.
Ahhhhhhh good times....
yruhatin100 drone strikes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - and I say this as a fan of Obama, it’s just important to remember that no one has a perfect record! It’s always good to be a little skeptical :)
Claude Winters bbbbboriiiíiíing times
ihave35cents Was there a porn star involved? Every president has had to make calls like "fast and furious"... But the dishonor that Trump brings to America has solidified our lost of respect from the world. "Fast and Furious" did not cause American embarrassment
A happy ending is what Trump wants from Ivanka.
A bedtime story with a happy ending, where the incompetent president gets impeached.
He probably has done her decades ago.
y'all talking bad stuff about trump.but true
Dollars to donuts he already has.
Ewww lol😷😷😷
There actually is a large Russian community in Seattle. :)
But great monolog, as usual!
colbert is on a completely different level than his competitors.
the level of his delivery and quality, coupled with the consistency at which he does it..puts him in a different league, all alone.
havent seen something like that since Jon Stewart was killing it.
Oh my God. Seriously?
Another clown...and makes it even worse with that fake media outlet CNN. Jon Stewart will always be better.
Colbert is still butt hurt from being humiliated by Trump's victory when he had his live election show. A nation wide audience saw the egg on Colbert's face. Now Colbert seeks revenge on Trump because his ego was severely bruised! Things like this are common with rich arrogant butt holes like Colbert.
Airport Runway
"Things like this are common",..
For anyone with an IQ over 0 lol.
My Zero Channel Content Comrade.
. Are you fucking high?
This monologue was just so densely hilarious...i laff'd on another level..salute to president spanky
So _now,_ his defense is that he doesn't _believe_ SD? 😳 That's the extent of his defense? I'm beginning to wonder if this man spends time sitting around _brainstorming_ dumb things to say.
lazyperfectionist1 he doesn't spend much time thinking of stupid things to say.he can do that in a snap,he's a pro at it.
Frank Winkhorst Aw man... whenever someone brings up his old confused mental state, I start to feel so sorry for him. Kinda want to help him out of there, like I would help a grandpa to the bus. But then I remember I would only help _this_ old guy to prison.
lazyperfectionist1 oh yeah and when he “figures something out” I bet he gets all excited and is so proud of himself
lol
Nati Whatever - Or you'd be helping that orange senile dotard to the bus, realise what you were doing and then have to fight the urge to throw him under it.
Sounds like anderson cooper could borrow a few bouncers from jerry springer
SPANKY and the SWAMP!
President Spanky
Stormy Donald is his new name....
that's his status, for the last 2 years.
Insomniac Maniac
Spanky Dennison.
Bro youre all over YT lmao
Just saw you at ninjas video
Anderson Cooper "Yeeesssss! Let the hate flow through you!"
Can't stop laughing. ,. Don't ever stop !!!
President Donald "Spanky" Trump. That just happened.
Michael500ca Another good name would be President Donald "Spanky" Trumpty.
Michael & Christine - another good one is president "Spanky" Dennison!!
If he had ambitions of popular acclaim, he could step down from office
and launch a youTube channel called 'The Stormy and Spanky Show"
featuring episodes such as "Stormy with a chance of Golden Showers"...
this shit is literally writing itself these days.
#SpankyMcBonespurs
#SpankMyBoneSpuresDrumpf
Priceless dude!!! LMAO!
He should have signed the NDA Spank D. Rump.
Well played.
Lmao oh fuck lmaooooo
He should have signed it at all 😉
Preston that was brilliant .
Spank Ze Rump lol
"shut up." Vrs "No. You shut up." Hahahahaha okay who peed their pants 👖 when that was said? OMG so funny 😂
He finally expelled Russians after being embarrassed into it by 28 other countries even small ones like Belgium throwing them out.
I thought the US was supposed to be our (UK) closest ally ? Who needs enemies with friends like Trump ?
We have long memories here in the UK. Thanks for nothing Spanky !
Here in the US we have very, very short memories. Bad people just keep getting elected
Spanky. Donald, that old rascal...
Michael Rivers I remember when the 🇺🇲 United States use to be number 1. *What number did Trump drop us at?!?*
The Punisher how old are you? 12?
Sounds like a 5-year-old. Go punish yourself.
The Punisher Look President Trump! If you would stop with the freakery nobody would give you funny nicknames. Oh and you came out pretty quick with "little rocket man" I'm wondering if maybe that's your other nickname 😂😂😂
Quadir Mayo that's correct I made less in my tax return from Trump then Obama.
Thug thug thug thug thug!
Cristina Gonzalez The dude even smiled while he's saying that.
The President of the United States earning the nickname "spanky" after a well publicized encounter with a porn star is simultaneously the most most amazing thing ever and the most depressing thing ever. On the one hand its hillarious but at the same time it highlights the shameful level our country has fallen.
Advisers on the note: DO NOT CONGRATULATE VLADIMIR PUTIN
Trump:that won't stop me cuz I can't read
#presidentspanky
Yes.
Next State of Union someone in the crowd should yell out:
“Hi Spanky!”
Like when that guy yelled “You lie!” to Obama
Comrade Spanky McBonespurs.
"president" Spanky Dennison. That about sums up the respect he deserves...
Spanky? Well, it figures. I always thought Trump was a little rascal...
Our Gangster!
MythicTyrant Rascal son of Bitch Twitter monster.
MythicTyrant
Good one
SuperUbermensch - then who's Buckwheat? Or Alfalfa, for that matter?
I see what you did there....
Colbert firing on all cylinders!! This high def slow motion of a train wreck sure is Maga, thanks McSpanksy!!
Making America Gag Again
and again
and again
I would've went with "she's a buxom blonde! The only way she could be more his type is if her name is Ivanka!"
ahahhahaa Smells Like A Teenager🤣🤣🤣
"Spanky" ... I LOVE IT!
XD
Spanky😂😂
Anderson Cooper looking very gleeful is everything
No NJ
Nirvanka. You smell like a teenager.
I'm dead. I laughed too hard and now I'm dead.
LMFAO....replaced the sign "DO NOT DATE" !!! bahahahahaha
A fish filet wrapped in a 100 ruble bill.
Spectacular.
Is official from now on we will refer to big chief as
"PRESIDENT SPANKY BONE SPUR "
😄😄😄
herr hanky panky spanky bone spur McCranky
"It's got a happy ending!"...In the context of dating Ivanka. Haha Haha I feel too many people and Colbert missed on that one
I didn't.
I didn't want to think about it. Awkward thing to joke about. =(
LMAO this is great!!!!
That's PRESIDENT Spanky to you!!
I personally prefer "Shitstain spanky".
I think calling the Prez “Spanky” is disrespectful to Our Gang.
Gary Cooper The orange spanky?
Okay, Gary.
Gary Cooper Gang lol, since a teenager I've always said fuck the bloods and the crips because our national government is the biggest gang on the planet.
Lol #OurGang #LilRascals 🤣🤣🤣❤❤👏👏👏
President jerk off.
Come on
Stormy said Donald didn't do that sort of thing.
No spanky lollllll
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is he denying he screwed her? She was given $130K and signed a NDA - because she made up a story about him then?
Yeah, that's just hilarious. He must meet random women and offer them money to sign non-disclosure agreements concerning things he hasn't done all the time, then? Costs would add up quickly, more so over time, so no wonder he comes across as a greedy mogul... he's actually just a misunderstood philanthropist who throws money at random attractive women for no reason!
/s
Neck of I see her. I would deny that I slept with him. Even por n stars have standards.
Nirvanka
Well we do have Microsoft in Seattle and if I'm not mistaken that's how stormy described trumps junk so....
There are many Russian immigrants in Seattle. Now I know why!
👏👏👏 bravo sir. Bravo...
Savage
Garlic and Brute cologne....😂😂😂😂😂😂
oh that's so appropriate. I will henceforth refer to him as Spanky. And when I'm feeling extra respectful, senor Spanky.
Yup. "president" Spanky Dennison - that's him!
Google User ...
you do realize by those standards you just called Trump a childish moron. as for name-calling, hey, he started it. maybe he deserves a little thrown back at him.. that man talks more smack than everyone I've ever met combined. and you, sir, just called a total stranger a moron. a childish moron. forgive me, but That's two insults resulting in one very hypocritical statement.
no one's Throwing Shade at you. relax. keep that beautiful tendency to stick up for people... but I'm afraid it may be wasted on Trump. Peace.
Indeed, MM, it's beyond ironic when Trump supporters find fault with others for dishing nicknames. When a list was made of the unflattering (and typically inaccurate) nicknames Trump had foisted on others, it amounted to a very large page of rather small type.
Google User
you have now officially done more name-calling than me and that other bloke. congratulations on being whiny whilst calling other people whiny. and your only come back is the same tired insult you've been waving around for days now. what a bore. Off you go.
Gottenhimfella
well said. and thank you.
Spanky Covfefe
Wanky Spanky? or Wanker Spanker?
Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky
Gamezinvaders Both, NOW
😁😂
I like it!
classic!
I call him Spanky Tweetie Twump 😆😮🤣😂😆
Trump doesn’t pay his employees, so how do you expect him to pay attention?
Chunkboi to funny
His cabinet is more like a Lazy Susan.
Welp, now our President is nicknamed "Spanky". Trump just keeps introducing new things to democracy, doesn't he?
When Spanky made love to Melania, he would say, "Oh, Mel, you almost feel as good as my daughter Ivanka." LOL!
THUG
THUG
THUG
THUG LOL
The whole Stormy Daniels thing could have been completely avoided if Ivanka wasn't such a prude!
Fubar MMA I think if president spanky didn't cheat on his wife in the first place we could have avoided this
I mean in the presence of Trump, who wouldn't become a prude?
Fubar MMA I shouldn't laugh but that was flat out fuckin funny, lol
Oh....snap. LOL Fubar
Damn
Lol, Spanky! Haha! If the DVD comes out he may end up being President Buttplug.
just ruined my computer now, thanks you fab jester!
2:43 its made even better by the fact that 100 rubles is roughly 2 USD.
This administration never ceases to ''amaze ''.
When Colbert goes beast mode!
That's sexy beast mode
he is a cat, ya know.
No, Spanky's real name is David Dennison. Says it right there on the nondisclosure agreement.
So since David Dennison is our President, we have a birther issue. In all fairness, Sheriff Joe Arpaio should pursue his birth certificate. Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
And that's the basis on which Stormy is saying the NDA is annulled because trump signed a pseudonym and not his actual name like stormy
They managed to make Anderson Cooper show an expression of emotion. Incredible.
"SPANKY" Long coming but finally we get it. Beeeeeautiful.
Lawyers living THUGLIFE. Tupac must be in heaven.
President Spanky!
Darryl Carnell a Darrell/Darryl by any other name smells as sweet - Shakespeare
Darrell Fortin ten ways to spell it, but only one way to be it, a Darryl, Darrell, daryl Darrel (ect) is always trying to be the best person he can be in every way. Good for you Darrell! Be excellent.
Oh no, "Spanky" is a fantastic and beautiful thing! 😂
SPANKY? lol
Big McThankies from McSpankies
Jacob Rogala underrated
Jacob Rogala Jimmy Neutron! Haven't heard a reference from that show in a while
When lawyers fight, we all win.
Oh man, "Spanky", I almost thew up in my mouth from laughing.
Spanky 🤣. I love it😂
Do not date lol
Will Mueller have a Forbes magazine at Trump interview.
Or maybe that fake "Times" magazine.
Stormy said Trump was talkative after she spanked with magazine.
"...like a cheeseburger or ivanka" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
On point! This is a great bit! I was grinning all the way through
I liked the Cabinet joke ...
5:28 lol "Shut Up v. No, You Shut Up"
Almost makes me forgive that Lorem Ipsum text below it
*"President Spanky!"*
That's hilarious!
yo, i dislike trump as much as the next person, but some of stephens burns on him are ice cold! lol, props to the writers, keep the roast on
-Shut up.
-*No u*
Ivanka needs a sign on her that says "Dad don't fantasize about me "Spanky"" :-)
Stephen, I almost peed my pants. 🤣😅😆😀😂😁😙😎
ShaunieBNaturalista Leuel48Fan OK NOW THIS IS FUNNY 😉😉😉😘😘😘 K NOW To All of the Liberals Who think they are so Smart.. I disbize you. I dont even go to any state on the WEST anymore. Never ever again.No OREGON, NO WASHINGTON, NO CALIFORNIA NEVER AGAIN.. I dont even Buy produce if it says California on it. You have Created a RACIST, ARROGANT, DIRTY, INCOME UN EQUAL, DRUG 💉 ADDICTED UTOPIA. ENJOY
Uncle Chuckles As a CALIFORNIAN I THANK YOU, the ENTIRE WEST COAST thanks you. You can pretty much STOP EATING if you DON'T WANT TO EAT FOOD FROM CALIFORNIA. YUP. We feed the country. Go have a nice big bowl of BORSCHT and relax with your comrades. We don't want you here anyway.
Uncle Chuckles disbize? You must mean DESPISE. Looks like you're having a little trouble with English. Second language?
Robin Potter Hey Maybe some day we Can both get our Wish... CALIFORNIA just leave the Usa.. You hate all of us in the Middle Anyways.. And You can Have open Boarders.. We will have our wall.. Enjoy
Uncle Chuckles - grow the *fuck* up, cupcake! Everyone knows you lizard-brained Trumpkins never travel more than one pickup truck gas tank's-worth from your trailer parks anyway! You were never going to go to anywhere *civilized,* with or without president "Spanky" Dennison and his corruption circus.
"SPANKY."