The President's WrestleMania Foreign Policy
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- čas přidán 11. 04. 2018
- The President's Wednesday morning tweets can be best described as a corkscrew elbow drop to the throat of diplomacy.
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*"THE EMPEROR HAS NO DIAPER!!!!!"*
Manuel 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
That's why he is angry and spraying verbal diarrhea everywhere
Manuel!!!
True dat!
Triple comment score!!!
And the emperor also has the runs out of both ends!!!!
So ironic that one of the Trump supporters' lines have been "Hillary would've started WW3 with Russia!!!1!!1" and now their guy is literally taunting them over Twitter....
Nick M just what I was thinking
Tim Eulenspiegel well that escalated quickly
Tim Eulenspiegel You want to borrow my antianxiety meds man?
+Tim E.: Glad you were able to get that off your chest, dude. Obviously, you just let it build up too long. 🌋🌋🌋🌋
Mary Rose Kent He'll be fine once the Prozac kicks in
Breaking News:
Robert Mueller is trying to figure out if trump should be charged as an adult or a child.
Agent Fungus have at it, spread it around
This is great.
Neither. A child understands that its actions have consequences...
Good one!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Vincent Vega *LMAO*
Stephen need a golden globe award for that amazing performance
Great physical comedy work at the end by Colbert
I can't get enough of Stephen Colbert here in the UK. 🤣🤣🤣
KeenTuber ... there was a time when you ruled the world with Monty Python
Take James Corden back please.
Roof Pizza.....haha! You must be joking, sorry but we don't want him either. Why do think we sent him over there?
Bob Bailey Exactly 😂
KeenTuber I have a thought , maybe everyone that watches his show is from the UK. Stephen ,and his fans don't act like Americans.
"Trump took a deep breath," and started screeching incoherently, as per usual.
The Jarred - Middle East joke caught me off guard 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂
Please, give Stephen an instant Emmy award for outstanding comedy. Exceptional monologue!
“El Trumpo Loco”...Love it!
Viva la ..…........fake .....Fake ...I'm telling you....FAKE presidento Trump !! El Loco Facko
Dear Stephen, that tranquilizer dart was one of your best moments.
I flat-lined at the tranquilizer joke! Omg that was brilliantly funny!
Omg, that tranquilizer joke was a work of art! And Stephen is the artist! ROFLMAO!
Holy shit! I laughed way too much at Stephen’s wrestler impersonation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jason Blade we all did 🤣💀🤣🤣
Yeah that was good but when he asked if the judge was flammable that did it for me. Tranquilizing trump was a happy ending
Classic Macho Man Randy Savage
it was actually a pretty decent hulk hogan impersonation - I guess in the early 80's little Colbert was a hulkamaniac
"El Trompo Loco." Lol
Stephen Colbert, you sir are very talented.
alexdapostman Wut?
Colbert reminds me of those great old-timey court jesters.... and no one can do it better!!
Colbert.... this was the best!! Laughing through the terrifying situation is the only way to cope.
It's like reading a 1st grader's hw, his Twitter rants.
“John Kelly’s tranquilliser dart” *passes out* 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣 on the floor, cracking myself🤣🤣😂😆😄
That was brilliant!
@J Richards: That was actually the best way to end the clip. 😂😂
It was very Jim Carrey-esque :)
J Richards 😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@Ethan Kutcher: "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" 😂
I declare that it's time for this presidency to rest... In... Peace.
The Undertaker fuck that. Rest in PISS is more like it
hmm, too far🤔
Well Cena sure couldn't.
He loves Russia....How about a little Russian Roulette.... With all chambers loaded.
* * Nah. I'll bet Trump will somehow win despite all the chambers loaded. I swear sometimes he got a hold of a real life version of the Konami Code. It's about the only thing that makes sense at this point. That, or crab people.
Wow! Who was that masked man?! :D
OMG this whole segment was top tier!
Damn, Stephen's on FIRE with this monologue! 😂😂😂
This is one is the BEST funny video I’ve seen from SC... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stepehen Colbert from South Carolina
You really don't have much of a life do you!
Your hilarious show keeps me sane.
Zabnah Al-Saadi I couldn't agree more. This monologue and the fox news panda report bit he did last night ( czcams.com/video/ciYXvWbyl00/video.html ) have been a godsend for my deeply wounded emotions. Colbert this week so far has been relieving aloe on the burns the insanity this administration is constantly leaving daily if not hourly.
(go watch the clip from last night I linked above of you haven't seen it yet - you'll love it!)
That tweet was batshit crazy.
What a performance!! A tour de force, Stephen!! :)
Monologue Order:
1. The President's WrestleMania Foreign Policy
2. Paul Ryan Is Taking His Tax Cuts And Going Home
boonlincoln thanks
"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons."
Turns out this _wasn't_ hype.
"El Loco Trumpo"....Brilliant Stephen...I nearly wet my pants laughing. There's just so much shitty news around, I love the fact that I can have a break from it, and a good laugh with you.God bless you Stephen.
Allan Jay Agreed - this week, especially this and last night's dig on fox covering pandas instead of the fbi bust (czcams.com/video/ciYXvWbyl00/video.html) have been a breath of fresh air after the suffocating terror brought by the daily news cycle. I NEED this, or I'm afraid I either wouldn't sleep, or I'd be crying myself to sleep....
subjectivistJ l
Colbert is killing it every night!
Never seen Stephen so animated! He’s on fire 🔥
God Colbert is talented. Thanks Steve for making this world better. You get me through my day.
I agree that Colbert is great, but that was a terrible impersonation of Donald Trump. His hands were too big! :)
Paul Kruse I used to watch The Colbert Report and when I stopped the satellite service, Colbert was the only thing I missed.
not really. One of the worst interviewers in late night.
@@jamirimaj6880 Really? Who's your favourite?
Okay, good people of the USA. We laughed, we cried, we shook our heads at your choice of president. But now's the time to give up the joke and tell us who is really going to lead your country. Trump's mocking of nuclear powers and threatening via twitter is getting out of hand. We love you, USA, but please, enough is enough.
CatsMeowPaw well said
Trust me; if this was the joke, we'd have stopped by now. Honestly, no amount of dirt the news could spew of this guy could fucking terrify me more than listening straight from the tap of that man's crazy mouth.
oh no, no taking back. He is yours, 30 days free return is over. :)
I read that in stephen colbert's trump voice.
CatsMeowPaw as an american i am terrified
No Secretary of State and a President tweeting militaristic threats, what could go wrong?
Rude Potato, having a National Security Advisor {Bolton} who CAN'T get a Security Clearance??? WTF indeed!
that was hillarious!!!! He is out doing himself.
Well at least we get to laugh before we die from nuclear fallout.
OMG! This has got to be the best ever. Laughed so hard the neigbours came running!
That traquilizer dart was spot on! We need more darts!!!!!
Kudos on that Dry Tinder joke Stephen! HAHA
I remember when people voted Trump because "Hillary is warmongering too much". Dodged a bullet there, right guys?
Nikola Tasev right? he's a nutbag.
Hahahahahaha 👍
Yeah, quite a bullet dodged... given the napalm of an administration we have now, eh, guys?
Jesus, take the wheel! LMAO!
El Trumpo Loco 😂
Dry Tinder... so good
Fantastic monologue
I'm tempted to only watch political comedy... "real news" is too depressing!! Thanks for the levity, Colbert. 🤗
6:03 Tuck Buckford?? Is that you?? 😱
Parida Snapesnapesnape shhhh! Kayfabe! Kayfabe!!!
BRAAINFIIIIGHT!!
Tuck's wrestler persona is "The Brainfighter"
I can tell Stephen is really worried about all this non sense. You can see it in his face despite, this amazing monologue by the way great new character. We are all afraid. Dammit, I just got a new job. Can I not enjoy this one good thing without worrying about an all out Nuclear war?
Discount It's that kind of thinking that allows for complacency. Face the fear head-on, and if it really is all theater, then you'll be fine.
word
Moedig. Seriously? Colbert and other big media figures have been accusing Trump of being Putin's puppet for over a year (remember when Colbert made a homophobic joke about how Trump is so subservient to Putin that he performs oral sex on him?) And now Trump is confronting Putin just like Colbert asked for, and Colbert responds by correctly saying how dangerous it is for Trump to push us towards a nuclear war with Russia? If Colbert really cared about the threat of nuclear war (which would cause the extiction of the human race) then he shouldn't have spent the last year pushing Trump to be enemies with the only other conluntry with a comparable nuclear arsenal
Get the fuck outta here you rusian. and I will not capitalize or spell that correctly
I wish I could laugh at this, but it is feeling like something really bad is going to happen. Lets hope everything calms down and one day I can come back to this video and laugh.
OMG You got that WWE voice down ROFLMAO
JRSofty listen here brother 😂😂
Somehow, that impression sounding a lot like his Alex Jones impression, just made it even funnier😂
I tried to actually listen to what he was saying.....totally off the wall crazy talk. Just like WWE.
Best... Sketch... Everrr.
A comic genius. The wrestler rant was pure gold
lmao...nice one, love the tranquilizer dart part
hahahhaa... "dry tinder.. the way Mike Pence met his wife... the only dating app with 100% no moisture exchange guarantee"..
"Your honor, you can't prove I committed arson; I burned all the evidence!"
This was a really joke-packed monologue
ursaltydog hahahaha!!!
Actually, dry tinder is where Pence found his "mother"
Killed me!!!
He swiped far-right...
Word is that Michael Cohen is now facing possible jail time for decades, given that Trump has already thrown him under the bus, Cohen definitely will turn on him and sing like a canary.
He better hope his wife is protected. When you marry into the Russian mob there are worse things than going to jail.
Cohen will join Flynn, Gates, Papadopoulos and that Dutch guy in singing about trump. Manafort as well to join soon.
I think he already turned . The FBI was nice when they raided his house . Nice ? FBI ? RAID ?
Kim Jong Fun sing? since you have inside information that nobody has, are you a FBI agent?
Kim Jong Fun .... I love your profile pic
That end was a killing :D
LOL!! El trompoLoco......John Kelly's tranquilizer dart **SMACK** finally kicked in... why can't we just love each other😂😂😂😂
Colbert controls stage so easily. Just wow.
the final pun just made me crack in the middle of the office. Thanks for busting me watching your awesome show Stephen! :D
Great promo Stephen, counted Macho, Hogan, rock, HBK and a million other references in there!
Aww.... is the little President not happy?
haha golden! excuse the pun. Colbert at his finest
El trumpo loco
Kazhin Rauf Trump Jackass
he's one bad hombre
El pollo loco
Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahahaha. That was clever😀👏👏👍🤘😎
El Trumpo Loco finna layeth the smackadown on u stephen if you dont stop roasting him😂😂😂😂
LOL ! That wrestler bit was too much. Way cool
His Kennedy was spot on!! Chrome dome lol
That promo was better then any Roman Reigns promo.
The Red Wolf N.R True Stephen Writes Jokes A Roman is A Joke
Roman is a sad joke.
The Red Wolf N.R yes he will never be at the level of the Rock
Level of the Rock? Roman will never be at the level of STONE COLD FUCKING STEVE AUSTIN!
Best Promo Roman did was when he stayed quiet
im ashamed of our tweeting President, he scares me
moo moo don't worry moo moo, we do have Robert mueller and Stephen Colbert and some others to believe in!👍. G. O! Mueller. G. O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope springs eternal!😎🤘
John Kelly's tranquilizer dart! Lmfao
EL TROMPO LOCO! Hahahah dude you made my day
The audience's audible horror at "no moisture exchange" is priceless.
One of the best monologues in a while
OMG if this were an alternate reality - that last 20 seconds was brilliant haaaa! in parallell universe.
Invite The Light Readings *sings* ".... It's getting harder and harder to tell what came first and.... You can die but you're never dead, spider web...." now I gotta go listen to the whole song.....
damn is he good!!! love it!
Thanks to Colbert, I now read all tweets in his Trump voice.
Trump must have had a bone spur flare up to cave on Russia so fast.
No, Putin just sent him a reminder of the pee tape.
Yup, he thought he would send these tweet then have fox brag about it that he's tough on Russia. But Putin put him to his place fast enough.
KingOfMadCows not yet, we are still at waffling stage at the moment, like a cat the hisses and hunches it's back to look big, while walking past its enemy and running and hiding under a parked car 😂
You know, I always figured the bone spur thing was just a lie. But lately I've started to wonder... Can you have a bone spur growing into your brain? It would answer a lot of questions...
Are they all just playing Words of Warfare with the public
Now that's a bad hombre.
El Trumpo Loco-is that you Alex Jones? 😆
I'm telling you.. this ends with Trump holding a gun to Eric's head, and trying to cross the WH lawn to make it to a helicopter before the FBI can wrestle him to the ground.
Melania is sprinting past them wearing nothing but spikes to ensure she doesn't slip
New Message And Eric screaming "FAHTHERR NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Spectacular opening, Stephen! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Oh man, El Trumpo Loco is awesome 😂
More of it please.
John Kelly WISHES he had tranquilizer darts!
I commented on a Trevor Noah vid yesterday after someone said it was going to be WW3. I said this admin is more like WWE! Stephen brought the visual to life. Well done sir!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Now THAT was funny!
Carlos. Haha yes.. nuclear war and the death of every breathing man, woman and child on earth, including all your family members is hilarious! Tee hee!
Hey There get a grip
The wrestling part was great on so many levels. Not only did Colbert nail it, but it must have been a blast to write... and imagine you're sitting in an office writing it while having the picture of Colbert DOING JUST THAT in your head. Priceless.
This is spot on.
Stephen, your on fire today :D
Yes, Jesus, please do take the wheel! Save Americans!! Save the world!!!!
Sorry, but there aren't going to be any magical solutions to our own incompetence. We fucked up. We couldn't be bothered to actually _vote,_ and so we've got the Republican Party in control of all three branches of the federal government (Neil Gorsuch will be on the Supreme Court for the next 30-40 years, potentially), plus most states.
Elections have consequences.
Can someone please lock this maniac up already?
Why do you want to lock up Colbert?
Which one?
whanowa trump I presume?
whanowa along with Pence please!
Or assassinate him... The cheatotard that is
Every time I see a new video of the late show, there are 2 things that I always get reminded of. 1.Holy shit! America is so screwed! 2. Colbert is unbelievably talented! And today it was more of the latter than the former.
If WW3 happens, can we get Jim Ross to commentate?
Juffacakes BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, HE'S SET OFF THE MISSILES
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS WE'RE AT NUCLEAR WAR
MY GOD LOOK AT THE TARGETS!!!!!!!! NEW YORK, MIAMI, DALLAS, EVEN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE A PROVERBIAL SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!
BAH GAWD, LOOK AT THIS PEOPLE, THEY HAVE A FAMILY DAMMIT!!!
AS GOD AS WITNESS, THE WORLD IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!
Winner!
World War 3: WrestleMania
Even Stormy took a dump on his chest.....😃
"El Trompo Loco" Love it!
He calls himself a stable genius. Really???????
Is that Tuck calling himself El Trumpo Loko?
Most of the time, things that make you laugh are just sharp observations. Wish you all the best America, and please get well soon, grtz from Belgium!
Stephen Colbert I'm sooo glad you exist 😆 I seriously kept laughing for two more minutes after the video had ended 😂😂 (and then i wrote this😌)
The moment when your Twitter war gets all meta.
Who was that masked, man ..LOL
That last bit is hilarious...😍😍😂😂😂😂😅😅😅...love you Colbert..😘
"John kelly's tranquilizer dart finally kicked in" LMFAO!