Gauss24 we are just less bound to a single party than America is. We dont have a 2 party system that have completly different views how to govern the country.
I am reading 'Fire and Fury' by Michael Wolff and it's lost relevance because half the names mentioned in the book have either left or have been fired. That's the magic of the Trump administration.
Ashwin As time goes by, Trump's average staff member has spent LESS and LESS time working for him. Meanwhile, there are FEWER and FEWER days left until the end of his first (and hopefully, last term). Eventually, you "get behind the curve", and the staff don't-give-a-shit factor starts increasing parabolically...
A better reason is that the book is three-quarters fantasy. It's been repudiated several times over. The only people who take it seriously are the unhinged Trump-haters.
The mooch = unit of time before getting the boot. Roughly equal to 1 week. Scaramucci's time is -infinity mooch given he managed to get fired BEFORE being officially Press Sec.
I wish I could just be embarrassed as an American, but now I'm getting to the point of being embarrassed to be a human being. That we could create something like this is just mind boggling and sad. Worst thing on earth is trumps and his uninformed followers.
What's worrying is Trump somewhat tried to stop his audience from booing Kim Jong Un but basically encouraged the booing while attacking his own countrymen who doesn't agree with him. God, how can some of these Americans still support this guy..
Sith'ari Azithoth , oh ya, now Trump is worried about upsetting Un after mocking him openly for several months.. Obama was doing what Trump did too, increased sanctions for NK, but didn't provoke him in any manner.. Also, there is no way to predict whether the denuclearization would take place or not.. So let that happen first before you gloat your leader's achievement, which was clearly made possible only because the South Korean diplomats helped in the negotiation.. Oh no, Obama brought US out of recession, reduced the unemployment rate, helped create medical care plan which saved thousands, and helped provide equal rights to LGBT!! Crucify him!!
We all know that Donald and his flock have raging hard-ons for dictators. Donald wants to be one, his supporters want him to be one, and he thinks he can get there by standing around other dictators.
rage against bs Trump: 1. October 1, 2017: _I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man_ mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914497877543735296 2. March 8, 2018: _Kim Jong Un talked about denuclearization with the South Korean Representatives, not just a freeze. Also, no missile testing by North Korea during this period of time. Great progress being made but sanctions will remain until an agreement is reached. Meeting being planned_ mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/971915531346436096?lang=en 3. March 13, 2018: *Trump fires top diplomat Tillerson after clashes* _"We got along actually quite well but we disagreed on things," Trump said on the White House lawn on Tuesday_ www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-tillerson/trump-fires-top-diplomat-tillerson-after-clashes-taps-pompeo-idUSKCN1GP1NJ Shit creek, paddle, WTF?
Sith'ari Azithoth uh...why do people forget that South Korea has a government too??? Trump barely did anything to get to negotiations with NK. When Obama was president, SK had 2 consecutive terms of very conservative/trump version of presidents. One who is now in jail for corruption and the other is now under investigation for corruption. It was them and their party that halted talks with NK. Obama could have worked his ass off and probably gotten no where because of the previous 2 SK presidents. Now after impeaching President Park, current President Moon and his cabinet/aids were able to simmer down tensions and create an atmosphere where everybody is willing to come to the table. Trump is just sitting at a table already set up when all he did was say inflammatory remarks about Kim Jong Un.
B R Colbert should send Trump thank-you notes, without Trump he's got nothing. Oh, he wouldn't want to make fun of any democrats would he? Plenty of material there. Has to keep it biased.
I think Sithari's talking about the years that Trump spent pretending to be John Barron, or some other adoring friend of Trump, and phoning in hot tips about how sexy Trump was. Playing the media. Because it takes real smarts to dial a number, give a false name, and say, "I've heard Donald Trump has been seen kissing a supermodel." It's certainly beyond my abilities! What about you CapZ? Do you think you could manage to pretend to be somebody else over the phone? See - that's why Donald Trump is president and we're not! Playing the media! Hah! Have you ever heard a recording of any of those calls from 'John Barron'? Hah! That must have been a hilarious time to be a gossip columnist.
Kenyatta Johnson Maybe Trump had already invited those girls to his Hotel room after his speech. Michael Cohen (Trumps' Lawyer) might need his chequebook again.
So, when is he going to give a speech in front of a non-pre-screened audience? I'd love to see how his gimmick goes over when 70% of the room thinks he's a fucking joke.
Unfortunately, nothing may happen. There is still respect for the office and the position of POTUS (although it is depleting quickly and the world is losing patience), thought there is no respect for the man himself.
To be honest, Obama wasn't exactly serving the people either, he's more of a corporate democrat, but still, by comparison, he's way less corrupt and self-centered.
Anish Mohanty it’s seems like a life time ago believe me.and is it not sad how America has become???a president with no respect for any body???sad and pathetic!!
I don't think it's going too far out on a limb to suggest Little Donnie will melt way faster than that chocolate rabbit, once he's in front of the Grand Jury!
During this rally, the audience applauded and cheered when trump was flirting with the idea of being “president for life”... yep in 2018. And trumpies, don’t come in here telling me “it was a joke”, it was clearly not.
I'm sorry, I appear to have missed the part where Trump 'Made America Great Again'. Can you give me the calendar date of when it actually happened? For some reason, it totally passed me by!
Well, we went from the Enlightenment to the Industrial Age to the Information Age to _Idiocracy_. _The Purge_ is the natural conclusion according to Agent Orange. lol
Trump 2020 what exactly have you won, the stalk market that Obama started? and the jobs that Obama started ? and that chump is taking credit for? what a joke.
Michael Newell if we ran elections by popular vote only, candidates would only have to worry about 3 states.... California, Texas and Florida and the rest of the country would get ignored. which is why we have an electoral college dip shit. you wouldn't be complaining if Killary won that way, right? so shut the fuck up dumb ass
Seems like so long ago when we had a President with intelligence, truly loved his family and was not an i ternational embarassment. Imagine a competent cabinet who actually had expertise in their fields & wanted to use their departments to improve the country and our citizen's welfare not destroy them. I remember when I respected my country and it's flag......oh yeah but that was when the "black guy" was in office......can't have that..... Elect a clown - expect a damn circus, red staters!! Too bad we ALL have to suffer - SAD!
Donald Combs Trump is the best president in US history. fuck all your bullshit semantics, he's getting shit done for our country. find a President that's done more than Trump in their first year, then you can talk
YES! That riff dug up something deep inside me but I couldn't for the life of me remember the track name. I don't think I've listened to the Hives in a decade..
Stephen is great. And it is really great to see how much he really dislikes Trump. Too bad that not all of the US share the same opinion. That would make both America and the world a better place.
Andreas Cederqvist yea everyone hating Trump over fake news and semantics would really make us look good to the world. just showing how pathetic and desperate the left is
Why do the followers in back of Donnie act differently? The row of young girls with signs act like they are at a WWF match with all the "boos" and thumbs down. The older lady next row down tries to figure out how to take pictures with her smartphone and laughs like she is at a comedy show. The bottom row sits there emotionless and waits for it to be over so they can get paid after they endured all of that.
It makes me wonder if that crowd is even real. Who's to say that he didn't just pay a load of people to go to these rallies? I can't fathom that there are still people out here that genuinely back this man. If anything, I believe some of these people just go to watch the spectacle if they weren't outright paid.
Moaz Defasi Ooh what a zinger, did you spend very long working on that retort? But then again, I shouldn't expect too much from a trumptard republicunt.
Ryan Natale Ahem...but women have been grabbed and harrased and used and disrespected and patronized and beaten and have been the subject of his locker room talking...et cetera. So, deers for hunting rifles is a valid point.
Ryan Natale Ahem... That analogy does not state that Trump has killed...but that because he has behaved towards women the fumbling braggadocious misogynistic juvenile that he is..."women for Trump" is like "Deers for riffles". Those women are defending and supporting someone who doesn't act in theirs or anyone elses best interest. He may say and pretend that he is...but he'll say anything to get his adoration and applause fix. That is why "deers for riddles" makes perfect sense... Jesus I am so not retarded...:D
"Rick Saccone will be a great great congressman. He will help me very much." - Even when Trump is trying (and failing) to do a parody he can't help making it all about himself.
In Finland the President being elected cancels his/her membership of any party - to be A President for the whole country. Despite differences in opinions we have always been able to look up and respect our President. Just hoping the same for you---
Finland's leader isn't a man-child who's incapable of rational, reasonable thought, who yells vulgarities at reporters and calls his political opponents childish names. Trump is beyond respect. Respect is earned, not automatically given.
The documentary "The Brainwashing of my Dad" explains it. It's about the filmmaker's dad and how he turned from a non-political person to a radicalized conservative after watching Fox News and listening to conservative talk radio.
I don't understand how his supporters can support a President who makes fun of the Presidency and past Presidents. Wouldn't something like that go against what Americans believe?
I find myself able to block out my outrage at Trump for weeks at a time because there are better things to do in life than give him any thought, but sometimes he says something so moronic that I'm personally offended and find myself reeling again. This rally was one of those moments. It's confirmation of Einstein's theory relating to human stupidity, except it's all in one place
I honestly can't believe America has a president who acts like he's literally still in high school. Calling people stupid names and pretending to carry yourself with dignity is drawing applause? Your country has become the laughing stock of the world.
All recent presidents are pretty hope less... who cares how they speak. What policy actions they implement only matters. That way Trump=Obama = Bush= Clinton= Useless
I mean Obama did things that were actually useful... I can’t think of one thing trump did that helped the country. And his pettiness has harmed the country, and his attitude has harmed our standing in the world. We’re low on soft power with his cuts to the state department. So looks like we’ll probably be in another war or two before he leaves office... the one good thing about the president is that he’s a sloth. He’s lazy so he does less harm than he could otherwise.
LagrimaArdiente that's why we voted for him. he's not a typical politician President....thank God. what's been so great about politicians running this country? shit has only gotten worse for decades...
Hey remember this disastrous Saudi Arabia trip, where trump was played like a fiddle, with the orb and trump doing the Saudi shuffle? Remember this disaster and it’s consequences (Qatar blockade, escalation with Iran, Yemen war intensification )? Well get ready for the same embarrassment “North Korea” edition
Jason Blade keep over reaching you pathetic desperate bitch. NK already said they were backing off testing nukes. they don't want to get destroyed. Another win for TRUMP!!!
Off topic, but RIP Stephen Hawking. I literally exclaimed "No!" and wouldn't believe it when my mother told me of his passing. Had to look it up and am now very sad a genius like him is gone.
Christopher or Chris/Critter C Don't give a fuck. Has nothing to do with what he's doing for our country. You are pathetic if you have to resort to something that happened 40 years ago......the same time liberal hippies were actually dodging the war by fleeing to Canada
Left Is Best lol good, I hope I do. that means Im doing something right. you puddle sniffers are embarrassing yourselves daily and you're too fucking dumb to realize it
Well, he's not the brightest light in the harbor and his basket is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.... but don't worry, he ain't the sharpest knife on the counter so it's all good!!
stormwatcher59 he's bright enough to make billions and become leader if the Free world. if he's dumb, what does that say about you and your Wendy's job?
Trump 2020 Trump's "bright" enough to be a narcissistic, ignorant, criminal, pathological liar who has turned the Presidency into a farce, shat all over the constitution, made America an international standing joke, and attracted infantile numbnuts like you to his "cause".
Mike Mathews, most people are brighter, more eloquent speakers than crazy uncle trump. I'd bet Mahir is normal upstairs, compared to trump...and even if he wasn't, *he's not the president of our fucking country.*
Thank you Mr. Colbert, thank you for making this a little more bearable.
It helps stop the bleeding
I am Republican, I have been my whole life. But Trump has me rooting for Democrats... This is a day I never thought I'd see.
reality is stranger than fiction
there must of been some real incompetence in there to make a person jump that far from their normally held political positions
Even without Trump, the democrats are a better option.
Gauss24 we are just less bound to a single party than America is. We dont have a 2 party system that have completly different views how to govern the country.
ShuiYueSketchbook I encourage you to read about Justice Democrats
Thank you Mr Colbert, you are so funny
That Steven Mnuchin impression is spot on 😬
Ry Sun Giuliani talked in the same way after 7/11 happened
Ry Sun I
Ry Sun Stephen Colbert been doing that impression since Steve M. was talking badly about the football players was kneeling
AWWWW.....are you're feelings hurt ? Whose the snowflake now?
LOLOL
I am reading 'Fire and Fury' by Michael Wolff and it's lost relevance because half the names mentioned in the book have either left or have been fired. That's the magic of the Trump administration.
Ashwin
As time goes by, Trump's average staff member has spent LESS and LESS time working for him. Meanwhile, there are FEWER and FEWER days left until the end of his first (and hopefully, last term).
Eventually, you "get behind the curve", and the staff don't-give-a-shit factor starts increasing parabolically...
Ashwin the mooch.... 😂😂😂
A better reason is that the book is three-quarters fantasy. It's been repudiated several times over. The only people who take it seriously are the unhinged Trump-haters.
The mooch = unit of time before getting the boot. Roughly equal to 1 week.
Scaramucci's time is -infinity mooch given he managed to get fired BEFORE being officially Press Sec.
Ashwin it's a softer version of the magic of North Korea
I'm dying over the Purge reference. I can't believe that!!! lol
Stephen is killing it with the impressions here. Damn hilarious!
Stephen, you're a LEGEND. Mad respect!
The Mnuchin impression is the funniest thing
I wish I could just be embarrassed as an American, but now I'm getting to the point of being embarrassed to be a human being. That we could create something like this is just mind boggling and sad. Worst thing on earth is trumps and his uninformed followers.
What's worrying is Trump somewhat tried to stop his audience from booing Kim Jong Un but basically encouraged the booing while attacking his own countrymen who doesn't agree with him. God, how can some of these Americans still support this guy..
Sith'ari Azithoth , oh ya, now Trump is worried about upsetting Un after mocking him openly for several months.. Obama was doing what Trump did too, increased sanctions for NK, but didn't provoke him in any manner.. Also, there is no way to predict whether the denuclearization would take place or not.. So let that happen first before you gloat your leader's achievement, which was clearly made possible only because the South Korean diplomats helped in the negotiation..
Oh no, Obama brought US out of recession, reduced the unemployment rate, helped create medical care plan which saved thousands, and helped provide equal rights to LGBT!! Crucify him!!
Just like Putin, Donny wants Kim inside him.
We all know that Donald and his flock have raging hard-ons for dictators. Donald wants to be one, his supporters want him to be one, and he thinks he can get there by standing around other dictators.
rage against bs
Trump:
1. October 1, 2017:
_I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man_
mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914497877543735296
2. March 8, 2018:
_Kim Jong Un talked about denuclearization with the South Korean Representatives, not just a freeze. Also, no missile testing by North Korea during this period of time. Great progress being made but sanctions will remain until an agreement is reached. Meeting being planned_
mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/971915531346436096?lang=en
3. March 13, 2018:
*Trump fires top diplomat Tillerson after clashes*
_"We got along actually quite well but we disagreed on things," Trump said on the White House lawn on Tuesday_
www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-tillerson/trump-fires-top-diplomat-tillerson-after-clashes-taps-pompeo-idUSKCN1GP1NJ
Shit creek, paddle, WTF?
Sith'ari Azithoth uh...why do people forget that South Korea has a government too??? Trump barely did anything to get to negotiations with NK. When Obama was president, SK had 2 consecutive terms of very conservative/trump version of presidents. One who is now in jail for corruption and the other is now under investigation for corruption. It was them and their party that halted talks with NK. Obama could have worked his ass off and probably gotten no where because of the previous 2 SK presidents. Now after impeaching President Park, current President Moon and his cabinet/aids were able to simmer down tensions and create an atmosphere where everybody is willing to come to the table. Trump is just sitting at a table already set up when all he did was say inflammatory remarks about Kim Jong Un.
Stephen Colbert just keeps on getting better and better.
B R
he needs to take a long walk off a short bridge. there is no saving them, they're too far gone and enveloped in their bullshit fake news
B R Colbert should send Trump thank-you notes, without Trump he's got nothing. Oh, he wouldn't want to make fun of any democrats would he? Plenty of material there. Has to keep it biased.
I got nauseated just from listening Trump rally...
Same.
No joke. I think we're all, literally, sick of this!
Me too...In England people like trunpf are known as wankers
is trump not a word for a giant fart in England?
Yes it is!
That Steven Mnuchin impression is super creepy and so accurate
Stephen is 24 Carat Gold. 😂
Sai
fools gold 🤣
Trump 2020 No that's you.
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure and a national hero.
"If the president's IQ goes above 55 America Explodes!"
This is why Stephen Colbert and his writers are genius and i love watching this show.
Oh, The Speed...
If your definition of "playing the shit out of the media" is throwing temper tantrums on twitter, then you're probably right.
Sith'ari Azithoth what wrong with more abortion clinics?
Sith'ari Azithoth perhaps it is you that is so dumb
I think Sithari's talking about the years that Trump spent pretending to be John Barron, or some other adoring friend of Trump, and phoning in hot tips about how sexy Trump was. Playing the media. Because it takes real smarts to dial a number, give a false name, and say, "I've heard Donald Trump has been seen kissing a supermodel." It's certainly beyond my abilities! What about you CapZ? Do you think you could manage to pretend to be somebody else over the phone? See - that's why Donald Trump is president and we're not!
Playing the media! Hah! Have you ever heard a recording of any of those calls from 'John Barron'? Hah! That must have been a hilarious time to be a gossip columnist.
Is it just me, or does watching trumps audience hurt more than watching him?
I agree the young girls behind him are hard to watch
Kenyatta Johnson Maybe Trump had already invited those girls to his Hotel room after his speech. Michael Cohen (Trumps' Lawyer) might need his chequebook again.
It's not just you. Watching all those chucklefucks behind him laugh and cheer at every stupid thing he does is infuriating.
They follow him like blind, fools all of them, even knowing what he says does is moronic
Craigslist ads and hunger fill this loser presidents stands... They are paid to be there... Sad
Colbert on fire this night! Hilarious!
LOVE THE "MNUCHIN" IMPRESSION!!!
Yep Mnuchin the nerd you hated
Am the real Donald Duck what
So, when is he going to give a speech in front of a non-pre-screened audience? I'd love to see how his gimmick goes over when 70% of the room thinks he's a fucking joke.
Colbert doesn't need to. t'rump's fragile ego though...
Unfortunately, nothing may happen. There is still respect for the office and the position of POTUS (although it is depleting quickly and the world is losing patience), thought there is no respect for the man himself.
"God Bless the United Shates." Is what I hear every time Trump says it.
It's funny that he makes fun of other people's appearances. He's never taken a look in the mirror
Fluffy agent orange.
Stephen needs to do more mnuchin impressions. So funny lmao
OMFG that shit has me in tears
Although to be fair, an impression of Mnuchin simply involves pretending to be a soulless ghoul.
Almost spat out my drink!
Mikhail Putin Don't hold your breath. The first time he did it he said it was worryingly easy. haha
Mikhail Putin absolutely ditto lets start a petition!
Wow I’m from Moon Township and Stephen Colbert just talked about my little hometown I’m fangirling
OMG Stephen’s Mnuchin impression was hilarious
Stephen's Mnuchin impersonation was priceless!
oltedders Stephen Colbert been doing that impression since Steve M was talking bad about the football players kneeling
Page Jenkins - so?
Page Jenkins
I watch Colbert on CZcams only and that's my 1st time seeing him do Mnuchin.
You Nailed Him.....hard. I really the way you Imitate Trump..
That Mnuchin impression is gold 😂😂😂
mrseaweed1000 😂😂😂
remember the days when presidents served the people??? oh yeah that was two years ago
Anish Mohanty what is Obama's legacy really? I'd agree with Thomas Sowell's assessment that Obama displaced Nixon as the worst American president.
x Redtina x
Anything Trump deregulated, defunded, denigrated or destroyed was Obama's legacy. Trump hasn't finished trashing it yet.
Presidents (and government in general) stopped serving the people decades ago. Where have you been?
To be honest, Obama wasn't exactly serving the people either, he's more of a corporate democrat, but still, by comparison, he's way less corrupt and self-centered.
Anish Mohanty it’s seems like a life time ago believe me.and is it not sad how America has become???a president with no respect for any body???sad and pathetic!!
4:59 I love when Stephen does the walk by across the camera mocking trump
I don't think it's going too far out on a limb to suggest Little Donnie will melt way faster than that chocolate rabbit, once he's in front of the Grand Jury!
Priceless !!!!Trump is an Embarrassing ASS HAT
OMG Stephen, one of the best and funniest yet! Keep it up dude!
end the GOP
What is wrong with these Trump supporters... must be something in the water 😅😂🤣
bragsdriesen1 they make me hate life. Lol
putting chemicals in the water, that turn the freaking frogs republican!
ntm4 Legit was about to type 'They're turning the frickin frogs gay!' Then saw your comment. Made me laugh. Well played sir/madam
ntm4 damn it I was going to say that
bragsdriesen1 ...they all went to Trump university....
6:48 Whoever took that photo of little Donnie Jnr. being interviewed by a giant chocolate bunny...
THANK YOU!!!
He cuts your hamstrings and hunts you through the forest! I nearly died laughing lazt night when i watched this!
That Mnuchin impression :D
Too much winning for me. I need a KAG of Covfefe.
From Namibia I assume.
iduzzdis Good luck getting some Covfefe has been hard to get since the bowling green massacre in Nambia
I’m sure Fredrick Douglass could bring some from that S-Hole country
What? I thought the Trump 2020 campaign had a slogan-
"I'm with stupid".
During this rally, the audience applauded and cheered when trump was flirting with the idea of being “president for life”... yep in 2018. And trumpies, don’t come in here telling me “it was a joke”, it was clearly not.
Jason Blade they are fucked. It’s scary.
He's way more likely to end up being a "prisoner for life".
I think he could be POTUS for life.....because he'll end up getting himself assassinated before next election XP
Toad Jiang always appreciate to see you replying to one of my comments. You are one of the best posters out there.
Jason Blade It is trump's wishful thinking badly camouflaged as a joke.
colbert is excellent. what a legend
Hi, am from Uganda but i really enjoying your show big up✊
Nsubuga Rajab show me the way
I'm sorry, I appear to have missed the part where Trump 'Made America Great Again'. Can you give me the calendar date of when it actually happened? For some reason, it totally passed me by!
Oh my god, The Purge is actually turning into a reality
futbolers to go I know. I'm so fuckn excited!!!
....... then we can kill anyone ... anyone.... points at orange thing with hair-
If trump, suggests an actual purge, Americans will go along with it.
j j would you be prepared to "purge" friends and family? That have Liberal leanings.
Well, we went from the Enlightenment to the Industrial Age to the Information Age to _Idiocracy_. _The Purge_ is the natural conclusion according to Agent Orange. lol
Elect a clown, don't be surprised when he brings his circus!
Tom Tunafish
he fired the circus. thank God
Chris pretty sure he didn’t
Elect a clown, expect a circus. Just trying to save you time.
Them fuckers are good at jumping through hoops
2020: Make America Gag Again.
amerikkka is getting buttfucked so hard the slogan should be : make america gape again
idk whateve
all we do is WIN now that Trump's in office!! you must be talking about what your dad did to you last night
Trump 2020 what exactly have you won, the stalk market that Obama started? and the jobs that Obama started ? and that chump is taking credit for? what a joke.
Michael Newell
if we ran elections by popular vote only, candidates would only have to worry about 3 states.... California, Texas and Florida and the rest of the country would get ignored. which is why we have an electoral college dip shit. you wouldn't be complaining if Killary won that way, right? so shut the fuck up dumb ass
Made America Grope Again!
You and your producers crack me up!!!
The campaign slogan should be "Keep America Grieving!"
Good one Stephen..! Laughed so much at the exclamation points / impersonations ...
Seems like so long ago when we had a President with intelligence, truly loved his family and was not an i ternational embarassment. Imagine a competent cabinet who actually had expertise in their fields & wanted to use their departments to improve the country and our citizen's welfare not destroy them. I remember when I respected my country and it's flag......oh yeah but that was when the "black guy" was in office......can't have that..... Elect a clown - expect a damn circus, red staters!! Too bad we ALL have to suffer - SAD!
Donald Combs
Trump is the best president in US history. fuck all your bullshit semantics, he's getting shit done for our country. find a President that's done more than Trump in their first year, then you can talk
Donald Combs But it's ok because he's a *_white_* clown.
I hope Trump takes down the entire GOP with him!
He's trying REALLY hard!!
It would be a blessing.
It really would be a miracle....
Dear santa...
He will. They'll go down with the sinking ship. Ss Republicans
Stephen's impression of Mnuchin is so great.
The Mnuchin impersonation was great! Lol!
Nah the best part was when he walked off screen at 5:40.
Needs more teeth though.
Yea, it’s the funniest part
Ikr😂lol
I keep misreading “Mnuchin” as Munchkin.
"Women for Trump"
Trees for deforestation
Emily Little WOW!
Lol!!!!!
I cried when I read this....😂😂😂😂
Zealed exactly that's why he prefers to have them ride him on top in bed
In all of the recent clips of that rally, those three girls behind Donnie are freaking the fuck out
LOVE COLBERT!!! LOL the whole time, I'm tuning in on CBS every night!!!
5:39 Jon Batiste throwing down 'Walk Idiot Walk' by The Hives... kudos.
YES! That riff dug up something deep inside me but I couldn't for the life of me remember the track name. I don't think I've listened to the Hives in a decade..
Stephen is great. And it is really great to see how much he really dislikes Trump. Too bad that not all of the US share the same opinion. That would make both America and the world a better place.
Andreas Cederqvist
yea everyone hating Trump over fake news and semantics would really make us look good to the world. just showing how pathetic and desperate the left is
Why do the followers in back of Donnie act differently?
The row of young girls with signs act like they are at a WWF match with all the "boos" and thumbs down. The older lady next row down tries to figure out how to take pictures with her smartphone and laughs like she is at a comedy show. The bottom row sits there emotionless and waits for it to be over so they can get paid after they endured all of that.
CatLady MB it's sickening to see my fellow Americans acting like this is all a wrestling match. I can't believe we are living in these times.
stop giving a shit about your "fellow" americunt, hate them, they deserve it, they dont deserve your compassion
idk whateve Trump supporter?
yes
It makes me wonder if that crowd is even real. Who's to say that he didn't just pay a load of people to go to these rallies? I can't fathom that there are still people out here that genuinely back this man. If anything, I believe some of these people just go to watch the spectacle if they weren't outright paid.
That Mnuchin impersonation was brilliant. Stephen needs to do that one more often.
Mnuchin - something you don't want to step in when walking in the park.
OmG laughing with tears rolling down my cheeks.
😰 the President doing an impression of a presidential President… I want to die…
He's making a mockery of the office he's supposed to be serving. He's disgusting.
Jawel Zimbabwe Your name isn't white. Haha. Welcome to USA. HAHA
After Trump leaves in 2020, someone will make a mockery of how he talks and acts, ... oh wait SNL is already doing that.
For real. This is fucking pathetic
Spot on mate, the sitting president mocking the office of the president.......what a great leader....lol
I lol so hard during his president impression :))
I love what Jon did with the musical que. Walk Idiot Walk is a fitting soundtrack for The D.
What Trump doesn't understand is that all those people are not laughing with him but at him!
Pramod Senevirathne - I don't think so. They're not smart enough. Otherwise, why would they be attending a Trump rally?
Pramod Senevirathne smarter than you
Moaz Defasi Ooh what a zinger, did you spend very long working on that retort? But then again, I shouldn't expect too much from a trumptard republicunt.
I really loved Stephen impressions! That's was so funny! Killed it
Colbert thinks he is a comedian, He doesn't know how to do comedy, He is a big Blow hard.
Trump is Nuts. Wow is he Nuts....
Trump is trolling the lefties lol
Trump's troll level is off the charts.
"Women for Trump" is basically the same as "Deers for Hunting Rifles"
Siddhant Pandey oh really? Didnt know women have been killed by trump dumbass
"Foxes For Fur Stoles"
Ryan Natale Ahem...but women have been grabbed and harrased and used and disrespected and patronized and beaten and have been the subject of his locker room talking...et cetera.
So, deers for hunting rifles is a valid point.
Siddhant Pandey
"anyone for Democrats" is basically the same as "midgets for high shelves"
Ryan Natale Ahem...
That analogy does not state that Trump has killed...but that because he has behaved towards women the fumbling braggadocious misogynistic juvenile that he is..."women for Trump" is like "Deers for riffles". Those women are defending and supporting someone who doesn't act in theirs or anyone elses best interest. He may say and pretend that he is...but he'll say anything to get his adoration and applause fix. That is why "deers for riddles" makes perfect sense...
Jesus I am so not retarded...:D
Brilliant!
"Man whose inner demons are getting bored".
LOL
Tansy Woods I hope they make a new "person who...." Montage soon. It's my favorite thing.
I never thought I would live long enough to see the movie "Idiocracy" become real life.
Christ, I saw it the other day and thought it was a current documentary. It was from 2013!!!
menotu 000 -The society in Idiocracy is in many ways superior to current-day America.
"Rick Saccone will be a great great congressman. He will help me very much." - Even when Trump is trying (and failing) to do a parody he can't help making it all about himself.
In Finland the President being elected cancels his/her membership of any party - to be A President for the whole country. Despite differences in opinions we have always been able to look up and respect our President. Just hoping the same for you---
You are in a civilized society. America is a third world banana republic. No hope.
musikerman52 Ok, that is just smart and sane-it wouldn't fly here.
Finland's leader isn't a man-child who's incapable of rational, reasonable thought, who yells vulgarities at reporters and calls his political opponents childish names. Trump is beyond respect. Respect is earned, not automatically given.
This country has become a joke
Omar Grimmett move to Canada.
HD RIDER You and your president are laughing stocks. Low educated people with very low I Q.
Seeing people excited behind trump talking makes me Sad. How do people follow someone so hateful and full of trash?
Phil Dickleson they‘re themselves hateful and full of trash
Phil Dickleson
provide an example of how Trump is hateful.
only hate I see is coming from the left
The documentary "The Brainwashing of my Dad" explains it. It's about the filmmaker's dad and how he turned from a non-political person to a radicalized conservative after watching Fox News and listening to conservative talk radio.
How has he made America great?
3atarfire He really hasnt secured the borders.. ISIS has not been decimated.. And saying Trump tamed NK is laughable
Sith'ari Azithoth I couldnt read your entire comment. Only a dumb ass blames all Muslims for ISIS
Lisa Kazmier are you serious?
HD RIDER -Are you? Is being white an accomplishment?
HD RIDER - where's your answer? Is more trickle down bullshit great?
I don't understand how his supporters can support a President who makes fun of the Presidency and past Presidents. Wouldn't something like that go against what Americans believe?
ashley faller used to be.
Welcome to a complete paradigm shift. This is Trumps new bad reality show. Everything that once was is now gone.
writerconsidered I hope we can bring back democracy and human rights after don the con is convicted.
Faye Hall
🤣🤣🤣 god you are fucking hilarious. lmao. that's rich 😂😂
I find myself able to block out my outrage at Trump for weeks at a time because there are better things to do in life than give him any thought, but sometimes he says something so moronic that I'm personally offended and find myself reeling again. This rally was one of those moments. It's confirmation of Einstein's theory relating to human stupidity, except it's all in one place
Same reason I rarely watch Colbert anymore. I love his jokes but I need a mental break from the White House so I don't go crazy
I really love your impersonation of that Muchin. Really hilarious!
3:22 You think you can sneak Super Mario music past ME!?!?
This is quite possibly the funniest Colbert episode ever!! 😂 Couldn’t stop laughing!
The chocolate bunnies with Jr. Priceless!
I honestly can't believe America has a president who acts like he's literally still in high school. Calling people stupid names and pretending to carry yourself with dignity is drawing applause? Your country has become the laughing stock of the world.
ecobuddha more like elementary school.
His fan base loves it though.
ecobuddha
sounds like you're describing liberals and their Media. you fucks thrive on hate, fear mongering and race baiting.
Trump 2020 nah I'm talking about the people cheering literally behind and around him you stupid fucking bot.
Trump 2020 fishing are we?
The more I see Trump speak, he seems high on something.
Holy shit this was one of the best monologues in months!
It’s getting to the point where I can’t even stand to watch Trump speak for 5 seconds. Everything about him makes me 🤢🤮
I felt that way about him thirty years ago.
All recent presidents are pretty hope less... who cares how they speak. What policy actions they implement only matters. That way Trump=Obama = Bush= Clinton= Useless
KAG?
Then dont watch him duh! We dont care.
I mean Obama did things that were actually useful... I can’t think of one thing trump did that helped the country. And his pettiness has harmed the country, and his attitude has harmed our standing in the world. We’re low on soft power with his cuts to the state department. So looks like we’ll probably be in another war or two before he leaves office... the one good thing about the president is that he’s a sloth. He’s lazy so he does less harm than he could otherwise.
Trump actually admits on TV that he's NOT a presidential president and we're STILL supposed to treat him as if he's one?
LagrimaArdiente
that's why we voted for him. he's not a typical politician President....thank God. what's been so great about politicians running this country? shit has only gotten worse for decades...
Hey, us Puerto Ricans are a part of this country, too, but a lot of "good" he's been to us.
It means that he is not working for the globalist.
LagrimaArdiente
you don't matter, you don't vote. be lucky and thankful you have our protection
LagrimaArdiente
what did Obama do for you?
Hey remember this disastrous Saudi Arabia trip, where trump was played like a fiddle, with the orb and trump doing the Saudi shuffle? Remember this disaster and it’s consequences (Qatar blockade, escalation with Iran, Yemen war intensification )?
Well get ready for the same embarrassment “North Korea” edition
No this basically trump's "undying" moment
Oh yeah, I remember that Saudi sword dance. That's the one where Trump's sword was all flaccid compared to the other guys'.
Jong Un will poison the idiot
Jason Blade
keep over reaching you pathetic desperate bitch.
NK already said they were backing off testing nukes. they don't want to get destroyed. Another win for TRUMP!!!
Shelly gaga: How? He already drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day and it's impossible to poison McD food any further
Let's face it: the Trumpster panders to the 4th grade mentality....
"I know her weakness..." BUT I KNOW NOTHING OF THE ISSUES!
Steven Torrey Please don't insult 4th graders.
nah that insult to 4th graders
lol!! Stephan you are so great!!
Colbert 2020
Marcospunk48 - Ooo...Colbert-Winfrey 2020
Summer Singh
bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣. good luck
Off topic, but RIP Stephen Hawking. I literally exclaimed "No!" and wouldn't believe it when my mother told me of his passing. Had to look it up and am now very sad a genius like him is gone.
You can define a country by it's leader.... 'nough said
AWARHERO
yup, strong Americans with a no bullshit President. gotta love it!
🇺🇸💪🏻👌🏻
AWARHERO
btw, you are not a war hero.
nor is trump he dodge the draft where your issue in that?
well maybe he cause he did the tide pod challenge?
Christopher or Chris/Critter C
Don't give a fuck. Has nothing to do with what he's doing for our country. You are pathetic if you have to resort to something that happened 40 years ago......the same time liberal hippies were actually dodging the war by fleeing to Canada
Keep America Great: get sued by a porn star.
How about, *I can't believe it's not better*
LIVE FROM PA - IT'S THE STABLE GENIUS SHOW!!!
"Don jr felt very comfortable in the chocolate factory, because he's half oompa-loompa on his father's side." Bahahahahahaaaaaaaa
😂😂😂😂
Left Is Best Yes!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁
Left Is Best best line ever. 😂
because oompah loompahs are 6'3" right? you people can't even make up jokes right. 🤣🤣🤣
Trump 2020 - Oh look. One of those deplorable Trumptards has crawled out from under their rock. You and everyone like you fucking sicken me.
Left Is Best
lol good, I hope I do. that means Im doing something right. you puddle sniffers are embarrassing yourselves daily and you're too fucking dumb to realize it
Trump aint normal upstairs
Well, he's not the brightest light in the harbor and his basket is a few sandwiches short of a picnic....
but don't worry, he ain't the sharpest knife on the counter so it's all good!!
Mahir and you are?
stormwatcher59
he's bright enough to make billions and become leader if the Free world. if he's dumb, what does that say about you and your Wendy's job?
Trump 2020 Trump's "bright" enough to be a narcissistic, ignorant, criminal, pathological liar who has turned the Presidency into a farce, shat all over the constitution, made America an international standing joke, and attracted infantile numbnuts like you to his "cause".
Mike Mathews, most people are brighter, more eloquent speakers than crazy uncle trump. I'd bet Mahir is normal upstairs, compared to trump...and even if he wasn't, *he's not the president of our fucking country.*
This was great.
Most awesome Mnuchin imitation!! it sure got me