as someone who lives in Colombia with about 10% spanish knowledge, you can speak too fast and listen too slow at the same time. i can understand any and all english language because im from Northern Ky, i have heard every accent come through. but when it comes to Spanish, everyone talks fast and it takes me about 2-3 seconds to trabslate it to english meaning, and then another 2-3 seconds to formulate my response from english to spanish. lol
ON top of that, my hearing is terrible, especially in my right ear. i do a lot of lip reading in English, however i do not even look at spanish lips, i have to look at the ground and listen carefully or i dont understand anything. its so weird
@@tranurseThank you for clarifying. There are two types of "Florida"; tourist trap kitch Orlando/Tampa/Miami, and then you have the rest, like Tallahasse/Jacksonville which is some straight up Squidbillies shit with alligators/crocs/and flying roaches the size that would make an Australian think about going home....
I'm from Louisiana. All my co-workers are from Illinois, Delaware, NY, Maryland, and India. I have to slow down and repeat nearly everything I say lol.
I'll be completely honest, I didn't even know I spoke like this until my friend from New York just said "Dude I have no clue what the fuck you're saying half the time"
Same, I visited my family that lives in Kansas and I told a whole story to my cousin and she had to stop me while I was almost finished and she kept laughing and then she finally said “I didn’t understand a word you just said but your accent is so cute”
@@nv3363 A Southerner, a Mexican, Scottish and an Irish sat around laughing for hours how none of us understood the other! That was the best time ever!!
@@leviqueen1504 Sounds about fair. I'm from Oklahoma and i moved to NY when i got married (my wife is from here) the first two years were a problem. Kinda hard to order food when they can't understand you.
😂😂😂 As TN born and raised...he's 100% correct. I have to slow down and be sure to clearly articulate my words when speaking to strangers. Or else the southern language gets outta control😂😂😂
My husband and me are from TN. He was in the USAF, and he got stationed in AZ. When. We moved there, half the people couldn't understand us. We were often asked what was, o'er yonder or y'all. 😂
Born and raised in TN. Moved to the west coast for 10 years and apparently the word cattywampus is enough to give those people a conniption. I had to slow down and replace some words to survive (I still ask for a soda instead of a coke out of habit), and now that I've moved back home finally my family makes fun of me for my non-southern speech patterns.
my favorite part of southern english is the hilariously descriptive expressions they have. was talking to a friend of my mom’s the other day, and he was talking about his daughter and said “man they musta thought she could play ball cause she was tall er somethin. poor thang couldn’t play dead in a western” and i just lost it
My father has these euphemisms and I LOVE them. “She was sweating like a whore in church.” “I was shaking like a dog sh***ing peach seeds.” “It’s raining like a cow pi**ing on a flat rock.” “It was hotter than a half screwed fox in a forest fire.” There are so many and each one is better than the last. 😂
For some reason i am going dead blank on all my southern expressions like that, but I love hearing that shit lmao, its mostly genx and baby boomers that talk like that though, they never taught us millenials the secret sauce as it were. At least not most of us haha
@@staciepringle9064 im not exaggerating when i say this is the funniest shit ive ever read and i 100% will be stealing all of these LOLLL your dad is a comedic genius
I wasn’t born nor raised in the south, but my grandmother, all her kids (including my mother) were, so we picked up some of the slang and ways that they speak from them. Now I live in Tennessee and I am glad I grew up around that bc now I understand what these ppl be saying with their strong country accents.
@@ashleygrant8230 There's a pick-up line in my country that goes like this. "If diarrhea looked like you I'd die of dehydration." Another one is "God damn! So much meat on those thighs and i left my dentures back home." 😫
I'm from Ny. I moved to Florida at 13 and started Hs here. I was confused for about two years. I had to learn sothern american, patwa and spanish in a span of months. I'm almost fluent on all three now😂😂
Born and raised in Michigan. Didn't miss a word or think much of it until you mentioned words were missing in those sentences. 😂 LOTS of southern folks migrated up here.
I understand American English but I can't say the same about people from the UK. I worked in US and one of my co-workers was an Irish guy. I felt bad for him because customers had more problems understanding him than me. I once saw a customer looking at him with a weird face (thinking he was trolling her), we went to his rescue saying: "you must forgive him, he's Irish". Imagine how depressing that must be. I have been in that kind of situations but English is my second language while he spent his life talking Irish and English 😢
@@LyrielonwindIrish here, and yeah it's insane. In primary school (age 8 ish), all my friends were convinced I had an English accent (both my parents are from northern england), but visiting relatives in the UK, they wouldn't have a fucking c l u e what I was saying, and my accent has only gotten heavier over time. Same goes for a friend from kentucky nowadays, hasn't got the slightest idea what I'm saying half the time, just coz I'm so used to talking almost exclusively to irish people and don't even remember I have an accent. Combine that with me being fairly soft-spoken and monotone, and her having hearing issues AND sometimes not wanting to ask 'what?' to be polite, and you can probably guess how rough it can get lmao
The funny thing is I understood all of this and was waiting for you to say something unusual 😂😂 I am indeed southern Edit: apparently, from my comments, nothing he said is true southern, and Fredo is actually an imposter in the south
Most southern thing I've ever heard is when my two friends were talking to each other and one said "I bet you eat cereal out of a spaghetti sauce stained cool whip container. And that hit deep
I'm not even from the state and I know what he said, but then again I come from the only country that southern Americans can have a fluid conversation with and nobody loses track of what's been said. Straya mate.
As a Georgia native, this is clear as can be. I flew to Newark, New Jersey for a concert in Lower Manhattan. As soon as I got to my room, I ordered a pizza. Delivery guy arrives and I simply greet him with “s’goin on, man?”. He immediately lights up and goes “YOOOOO MY GUUUUY! Where the FUCK are YOU from?!?”. I about damn died.
Missourian to the west coast, had the same kinda deal happen pretty frequently. At least he sounded excited... like he found a rare pokemon or something, but happy nonetheless
@@stephanies9689 LOL A RARE POKÉMON! yeah it was a friendly exchange. Most people I encountered were fairly kind, which I hear is certainly not always the case up there lol. Sounds like you’ve experienced a few less fortunate conversations.
@@DangOlJesse I had to chew out the dumbest person I'd ever met for trying to win a Darwin award by crawling under the forklift I was driving when I paused to look for cars. If he wanted to self delete, the least he could do was leave me out of it, you know? Well anyway, he couldn't understand 3/4 of what I said because I was in such a boil that my stream of facts were like listening to a raging Irish woman, all he knew was that he was finding out.
I am a southerner but probably the most southern thing I’ve ever heard is “I’ll get em alternator belts changed in two shakes of a squirrels tail” -TA truckstop
That can mean 3 different things depending on how you say it. It can mean "Hello good sir. How are you today?" "Goodbye. Have a good day." "I'm about to fuck you up if you don't stop."
I didnt hear "I declare" But the rest of the sentence I heard just fine. I grew up around family. My uncle and aunt to the property on 1 side, my grandma and grandad(rest in peace) at the front, and a few other family members nearby. I grew up around that southern way of speaking, and I can hear it fairly well
Wow. Congratulations on being a regular ass person who can do the same shit that all people can do Bruh look im a super hero because my arms can raise above my head and i can see in color.
@nk-dw2hm Uh uh look at me Everyone can smell a low pressure front coming in, even more so if there is rain involved. Some can smell a snowstorm coming vs rain (not that we get snow much below Kentucky, other than up in the hills aka "mountains") , just a lot of people who stay inside all the time just don't realize what they are smelling or don't even register it consciously. And Southern food (including Southwest styles) is damn good compared to the rest, but that's preference and opinion. Jeez, is that better, after sucking the fun out of it?
@@michaeljarvis5489 hey buddy I'm sorry I offended you, go ahead and call it a super power because you unlocked the secrets of deep frying and you know what paprika is
my stepdad is from Wichita, KS and he got me absolutely HOOKED on speaking like this! not only is it easier to say, but it actually sounds pleasing to the ear!
I remember, at 10 years old, I was at space camp and I was the only “southerner” there. I went up to my group during lunch time and said “y’all eat’n yet?” (Said all together like one word) and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. Only after I repeated my questions as “have you all finished your food yet?” Was I greeted with a resounding “oooh” of understanding. It was super funny to me at the time. 😂
@@Besyl N if ease at nervous morn likely ease sweatin like a whore in church. Hell ya cain't blame eem, ifya figure since it's hotter n a 3 peckered billy goat n a whorehouse on dollar night as't is. Anyways, I ort ta git on t'the house 'for t'ol lady gits'er a case uh t'redass seein how I ain't made it der dinner since you was knee high to a grasshopper... Glad y'all got to see me...tell her mamannem I says hi. Oh hey holler 'fya wanna wet a line n namornin bout 5 n 'mon back come lunchtime r so.
As someone from the DEEP south, its way harder to understand than this 😂 some stuff my grandparents say sound like absolute gibberish to anyone farther north
I fully understand that situation. When my grandpa was alive, he as well had a non-common parlance. So understanding someone like him, wasn't easy as a child.
I did. My grandma was from Florence and that’s exactly how she used to talk. Had my little cousin saying, “Well I declare” the southern way at 6years old. 😂❤❤
Dialects and relaxed English are pretty cool. I'm from the Caribbean and I understood what the second guy said. You just kind of roll the words together and catch the vibe lol.
Heck ya I understand lol I'm a black female and my favorite cartoon is King of the Hill and when I get around people they love for me to do my Boomhauer impression
Facts. In Chicago, all our families are from down souf. Grandma says, “Baby, you wont sum tee?” and we say, “No ma’am, I don’t want any tea” but she really wants to know if you want something to eat 😂
My grandma was from Chicago too until she moved to Georgia and married my grandpa from Kentucky, they raised me and my siblings here. For me it was more like “Jeat?” Combing all the words “did you eat?” 😂 sadly I haven’t had the chance yet to meet someone who doesn’t understand me and I’m looking forward to traveling far just to get a kick out of peoples reactions to my “language”
Army buddy of mine from deep Georgia had an accent so thick, drill SGTs stopped yelling at him and asking him questions cause they couldn’t understand a word he said. He told one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard in our bay, but only me and 3 others were dying of laughter. The rest were visibly confused. Shout out Logan
Ikr, I just came back from a deployment. Navy here here, but worked with NGs from NH, CT and NYS. They never could understand what I would be saying. The camp is call Lemonnier but they all though I was saying camp lemonade.
I’ve got southern ears, but it’s rare that I have a southern mouth, only around others who speak similarly or when I get really passionate about a topic. High school was bad for oral presentations because I would have to remember to slow down at least when speaking to the class 😂
I was around my aunties little kids while I was speaking with her one day. I asked her “did you hear me?” And that little boy of her starts asking me “who’s Jeremy??” 😂😂
We'll let you into Florida, no problem, matter of fact, we're prob the closest to home you'll get in the US. We're technically southern, the most southern state (in the continental US) in fact, but the rest of the South won't claim us. I mean, I get it.. we're like the red headed stepchild of the country, just doing anything and everything for a little attention. I will say that up around the panhandle in Florida is still considered the "South" and I challenge any other southern state to come up with places in their own neck of the woods that are any more southern than they are up there. Lastly, we've got some of the best beaches, so it's a pretty even trade, imo. I can't believe I almost forgot Florida Man, they'll revoke my Florida residency for a slight like that. Hell, it's totally worth the entire trip across the world to see a Florida Man or Woman in full, living color. You just treat em same as you would an alligator by watching from a safe distance. Just remember, no direct eye contact, they're much quicker than they're given credit for, so run directly away, none of this zig zag bullshit.. you'll only piss em off more. Also, they're deceptively agile, so don't try climbing any fences or trees and the number one rule of Florida M&W watching is, always keep a beer handy. If nothing else, you can throw it at them as a distraction while you're making your escape. Honestly tho, that's actually worked more times than I'm comfortable admitting. Lol!
From SE Alabama, and my grandma puts a little sugar in her cornbread and bakes it, then tops it with butter right after taking it out of the oven. You can eat it by itself, it's delicious, but it's best crumbled up in some greens.
@@tylarjackson7928 to each their own ofc, but the northern people always have that cornbread that tries to be cake (didn't say yankee in case that's offensive now)
@@haiokthebeast Yeah, my grandma's cornbread is cake-like, but man don't knock it till you try it. Not as sweet as cake though, just very mildly sweet. And yeah, to each their own of course. I do like both types, and the fried kind is best to take a bite out of while eating greens. Edit: Also I don't think Yankee is offensive. Brits call all of us "Yanks" and it's not considered offensive as far as I know.
@@haiokthebeastisn't yankee just the old name of the new yorkers? Im seattleite so our social culture is a baby compared to you guys as far as i know.
Lived in the south all my life and the only time I was taken back by our language was when the high school football scoreboard said 'Us' and 'Yall'
That’s amazing 😂
Lmaoooo
sheeesh! your school was EDUCATING!
I love that for y'all 😂😂😂😂😂
By any chance did you go to Olive Branch High School?
“We’re not talking too fast, you’re listening too slow”
no it's "We ain't talkin too fast, yer jus lisnen too slow!"
as someone who lives in Colombia with about 10% spanish knowledge, you can speak too fast and listen too slow at the same time. i can understand any and all english language because im from Northern Ky, i have heard every accent come through. but when it comes to Spanish, everyone talks fast and it takes me about 2-3 seconds to trabslate it to english meaning, and then another 2-3 seconds to formulate my response from english to spanish. lol
ON top of that, my hearing is terrible, especially in my right ear. i do a lot of lip reading in English, however i do not even look at spanish lips, i have to look at the ground and listen carefully or i dont understand anything. its so weird
🤣🤣🤣
I always think, damn they talk to slow down south
Being a Floridian born and raised 48 years ago everything you said was crystal clear, Louisiana bayou is a fun language also
I spent most of my life here. I picked up some of the songs like " I ll give you a woop and a holler". 😅
I’m from Jacksonville and Tallahassee. We have a kind of a laid back, mumbly kind of a thing going on. Think of Tom Petty or any member of Skynyrd
America. land of English and southern and Louisiana bayou an-
@@tranurseThank you for clarifying. There are two types of "Florida"; tourist trap kitch Orlando/Tampa/Miami, and then you have the rest, like Tallahasse/Jacksonville which is some straight up Squidbillies shit with alligators/crocs/and flying roaches the size that would make an Australian think about going home....
Not born in Florida but raised. We moved up north 2 Maine and they aren't very welcoming.
I’m from South Mississippi and I understood everything you said. What’s scary is that I didn’t know everyone didn’t know how to talk right like we do😂
Lol. I'm an army brat w VA roots. I had to listen to it twice to mentally translate it to everyday speech in DC. Lol. Look mom. I'm bilingual
I'm from Louisiana. All my co-workers are from Illinois, Delaware, NY, Maryland, and India. I have to slow down and repeat nearly everything I say lol.
@@LadybeetleMaddox i was stationed at Fort Belvoir when I was in the Army-Loved it-lived off base in Alexandria
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I understood it, but I definitely judged it.. also hearing someone from the south say they talk fast? You talk short, yes. Fast...mmmmmm.
The Angrier a Southern gets, the accent gets thicker. Sometimes words ain't being formed 😂
My ex pointed that out to me 😂
*Ain’t
I've suppressed my accent for most of my life. So casually, I don't sound too southern. Get me angry or frustrated, you won't recognize me.
Also the angrier the higher the pitch...my grandaddy does this lol
@@jasminehunter2169ypu didn't ask me but im from Florida but i live in Georgia
I'll be completely honest, I didn't even know I spoke like this until my friend from New York just said "Dude I have no clue what the fuck you're saying half the time"
Same, I visited my family that lives in Kansas and I told a whole story to my cousin and she had to stop me while I was almost finished and she kept laughing and then she finally said “I didn’t understand a word you just said but your accent is so cute”
@@nv3363 A Southerner, a Mexican, Scottish and an Irish sat around laughing for hours how none of us understood the other! That was the best time ever!!
We had a guy move down to Oklahoma from New York, he moved less than a month later cause he couldn't understand any of us other kids and felt bullied
@@leviqueen1504 Sounds about fair. I'm from Oklahoma and i moved to NY when i got married (my wife is from here) the first two years were a problem. Kinda hard to order food when they can't understand you.
😂😂😂😂
They turned Mrs. Sippi into Ms. Sippi 💀
Hey from Texas Y'all. I understood every word.
SAME i’m from dallas too
Fellow Texan, understood everything. Much ❤ to my brothers and sisters in the South
Texas the south tho
@@ScarlettO-Hare29 much love to you too
Texas is in the south but, in some places in Texas the way they talk doesn't even sound like English.
My mom once said to me “don’t look at me with that tone of voice” and that has stuck with me since
Yes ma'am
Good lord that one took me back
😂😂😂
I say that to my kids all the time.
I heard that in my head in my aunt's voice lol. My dad also said that to me earlier today bc we were havin a glarin competition.
I was up north visiting relatives and I asked them "Did you eat yet?"
They were stunned and asked me what "Jeet yet" means.
😅😅😅 this didn't get the recognition it deserved.
😂😂😂
Sometimes it comes out dou eyet
Im in MI and we use that all the time...jeet yet is perfectly acceptable lol
And just add an A in the middle for talking bout a group of ppl haha. "Jaeet yet?" 😅 at least here in the Apps not technically south
I’m from Michigan but was raised by a man from Gulfport Mississippi. I very clearly understood everything you just said.
😂😂😂 As TN born and raised...he's 100% correct. I have to slow down and be sure to clearly articulate my words when speaking to strangers. Or else the southern language gets outta control😂😂😂
My husband and me are from TN. He was in the USAF, and he got stationed in AZ. When. We moved there, half the people couldn't understand us. We were often asked what was, o'er yonder or y'all. 😂
Born and raised in TN. Moved to the west coast for 10 years and apparently the word cattywampus is enough to give those people a conniption. I had to slow down and replace some words to survive (I still ask for a soda instead of a coke out of habit), and now that I've moved back home finally my family makes fun of me for my non-southern speech patterns.
my favorite part of southern english is the hilariously descriptive expressions they have. was talking to a friend of my mom’s the other day, and he was talking about his daughter and said “man they musta thought she could play ball cause she was tall er somethin. poor thang couldn’t play dead in a western” and i just lost it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My father has these euphemisms and I LOVE them. “She was sweating like a whore in church.” “I was shaking like a dog sh***ing peach seeds.” “It’s raining like a cow pi**ing on a flat rock.” “It was hotter than a half screwed fox in a forest fire.” There are so many and each one is better than the last. 😂
like watchin two birds fightin over bread
For some reason i am going dead blank on all my southern expressions like that, but I love hearing that shit lmao, its mostly genx and baby boomers that talk like that though, they never taught us millenials the secret sauce as it were. At least not most of us haha
@@staciepringle9064 im not exaggerating when i say this is the funniest shit ive ever read and i 100% will be stealing all of these LOLLL your dad is a comedic genius
"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs".
Lifelong South Carolinan here.
"Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest"
“Bout as useless as a screen door on a submarine”
Devils beatin his wife, can’t forget that one.
-Lifelong Charlestonian
Titties bouncin like 2 raccoons in a gunnysack
Yall!!! Core memories triggered omgggh 😄
I'm from michigan but was raised by a southern mom, so I understood every word you just said 😂
Can't forget the classic "Bless your heart"
As a southerner, I'm confused why other people would be confused 😂 clear as day to me!
It’s clear as mudt, muddy waters
@@lashondala1 clear as your gonna get down there
I’m from up north and it make perfect sense lol
Exactly! My state is getting an influx of new comers and I hate having to repeat myself all the time.
Dats what I’m sayin
As a southerner, this made perfect sense
I understood completely! 😂😂😂
I was waiting for the part that I wouldn't understand and it never happened, guess it makes sense being from Georgia.
Literally nothing even sounded weird. Though nobody says ‘Clare like that in Alabama. At least not that I’ve heard.
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Literally. I understood every word this man spoke
Born raised in NY. I understood you more than my husband lol.
I wasn’t born nor raised in the south, but my grandmother, all her kids (including my mother) were, so we picked up some of the slang and ways that they speak from them. Now I live in Tennessee and I am glad I grew up around that bc now I understand what these ppl be saying with their strong country accents.
"Yall got em folks ow there lookin like they can chew corn through a picket fence"
My grandma saying my moms kids need braces.
this reminds me of my uncle who would see a pretty woman and yell "SOOOOOOWIE I'd eat the corn outta her shit" 😂
The only cultural she ever gonna have come out the bottom of a petri dish- courtesy of my grandmomma
@@ashleygrant8230UhgAAAAA 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
Goddamn your grandma is so based 😂
@@ashleygrant8230 There's a pick-up line in my country that goes like this. "If diarrhea looked like you I'd die of dehydration." Another one is "God damn! So much meat on those thighs and i left my dentures back home." 😫
“I AIN EEN” highly used
I ain een did none
Sheeneem/ Heeneem/Theyneem is standard in Alabama.
“i ain een do dat” my go to phrase as a kid 😂😂
"Over yondah"
I haven't eaten?
I'm from Ny. I moved to Florida at 13 and started Hs here. I was confused for about two years. I had to learn sothern american, patwa and spanish in a span of months. I'm almost fluent on all three now😂😂
Born and raised in Michigan. Didn't miss a word or think much of it until you mentioned words were missing in those sentences. 😂 LOTS of southern folks migrated up here.
"He ain't een, she ain't een, they ain't een, I ain't een"
Brotha man. I understand you.
Yeen got that package yet? 😅
Edit: 😳
Dat's smmmooooooooooth right der
I don't speak southern, but I understand about 96% of it.
She ain’t een try
It was like he was talking perfect English for us southerners
Nah, it yaint got that package ye(t)
hold up, i just realized dude is breaking down how you conjugate in Southern lmfao
Peak conjugation
This man a whole professor
Ho'lup*
This the peak of the iceberg homie
We don't conjugate
Love it!! My grandma was from MS. Wouldn’t say “we’re fixing to go” she’d say “WE FIGINA”
Here in VA it's we fidna
I'm from NJ, and I've never heard anyone fixing to do anything
@@user-yc6xl5ms7e Different strokes bro
Born and raised in Charleston South Carolina, any time I travel they swear I’m Jamaican 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if your first language isn’t English and you finally get a grasp of it but then listen to this.
Doomed.... lol... you have to grow up with it....
I understand American English but I can't say the same about people from the UK. I worked in US and one of my co-workers was an Irish guy. I felt bad for him because customers had more problems understanding him than me.
I once saw a customer looking at him with a weird face (thinking he was trolling her), we went to his rescue saying: "you must forgive him, he's Irish".
Imagine how depressing that must be. I have been in that kind of situations but English is my second language while he spent his life talking Irish and English 😢
@@LyrielonwindIrish here, and yeah it's insane. In primary school (age 8 ish), all my friends were convinced I had an English accent (both my parents are from northern england), but visiting relatives in the UK, they wouldn't have a fucking c l u e what I was saying, and my accent has only gotten heavier over time. Same goes for a friend from kentucky nowadays, hasn't got the slightest idea what I'm saying half the time, just coz I'm so used to talking almost exclusively to irish people and don't even remember I have an accent. Combine that with me being fairly soft-spoken and monotone, and her having hearing issues AND sometimes not wanting to ask 'what?' to be polite, and you can probably guess how rough it can get lmao
Every language of any ethnicity has many vernaculars and slangs based on people and location
All the F1 visa students in southern schools, good luck!
The funny thing is I understood all of this and was waiting for you to say something unusual 😂😂 I am indeed southern
Edit: apparently, from my comments, nothing he said is true southern, and Fredo is actually an imposter in the south
from up north and i did too! but i’m just used to ppl talking quietly/mumbling
me,too.
same
Fucking same his last example I had to think about it for a minute
same^💀
Most southern thing ive ever heard living in tx 17 years was "what in the cornbread!?"
Understood every word. 👍🏼 from bama.
Most southern thing I've ever heard is when my two friends were talking to each other and one said "I bet you eat cereal out of a spaghetti sauce stained cool whip container. And that hit deep
this sent me to the fuckin moon and back.
Um. Is that bad? Lol
Using this insult from now on
AHHHHLMAAO
either that or one of them colorful bowls with the built in straws lol
On god I just ate my mini wheats out of the red stained plastic bowl this morning lmao
As a person from Mississippi, you spoke perfect english to me
Same! Im from Mississippi too!!!!
I'm from Florida, and I don't see how someone wouldn't be able to understand that
@@Existence27im a michigander and that made perfect sense.
mississippian here too glad i’m not the only one 😂
I'm not even from the state and I know what he said, but then again I come from the only country that southern Americans can have a fluid conversation with and nobody loses track of what's been said.
Straya mate.
"Aaron earned an iron urn" vibes from this 🤣
I’m southern as hell. I heard and understood everything you said 😂
As a Georgia native, this is clear as can be. I flew to Newark, New Jersey for a concert in Lower Manhattan. As soon as I got to my room, I ordered a pizza. Delivery guy arrives and I simply greet him with “s’goin on, man?”. He immediately lights up and goes “YOOOOO MY GUUUUY! Where the FUCK are YOU from?!?”. I about damn died.
Missourian to the west coast, had the same kinda deal happen pretty frequently. At least he sounded excited... like he found a rare pokemon or something, but happy nonetheless
@@stephanies9689 LOL A RARE POKÉMON! yeah it was a friendly exchange. Most people I encountered were fairly kind, which I hear is certainly not always the case up there lol. Sounds like you’ve experienced a few less fortunate conversations.
@@DangOlJesse I had to chew out the dumbest person I'd ever met for trying to win a Darwin award by crawling under the forklift I was driving when I paused to look for cars. If he wanted to self delete, the least he could do was leave me out of it, you know?
Well anyway, he couldn't understand 3/4 of what I said because I was in such a boil that my stream of facts were like listening to a raging Irish woman, all he knew was that he was finding out.
@@stephanies9689 LMAO wow… not the story I expected, but I’m certainly not disappointed!
@@stephanies9689I would've PAID to hear that tirade
When he said “how many of y’all understand that?” I thought. ‘I wasn’t supposed to understand that?’
You didn't???
@@potatonope9774 … I think you read my comment wrong. It’s saying that I did understand
😂 exactly!
Im from europe. Grown up on african american movies. Cause we got even less movies with black people. I could understand too.
@@Dani-Elle-being southern isn’t a african american thing btw
I’m born and raised in California and I understood every word you said 😂😂 I really don’t know the issue lol
I'm born and raised in Kentucky and I understood every word 😆✌️
That's just called efficient talking. South be like "we don't need all them letters" 😂
We'eeneed allem letters
"Why say many word when few word do trick" -Kevin, The Office
😂
That's cause it's to damn hot to be speaking so much
Right? Anything ending in -ing becomes in’, a letter saved is a letter saved.
Letters nah we saving words with conjunctions like y’all’nt’ve
“What’s the most southern thing you’ve ever heard?” Other Southerners.
See saymore
Iono = idk
Ian = I ain't
Finna = about to
Is a pig pussy pork. From the rooter to the tooter.
As a southerner the most southern thing anyone ever said to me was:
"U gon help me rayze isss baybee or ima gechuu fo child suppote!"- my sister
I am a southerner but probably the most southern thing I’ve ever heard is “I’ll get em alternator belts changed in two shakes of a squirrels tail” -TA truckstop
He's right. I grew up in Buffalo, NY. Got fam from Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida. I need a translator. LOL
Hubby from Memphis. I remember the first time I heard him say, "He must think fat meat ain't greasy.."😂😂😂😂 I 'm like WTF IS FAT MEAT!!!
Means meat with a bunch of fat in it. Not much else to it.
Now see, it even bleeds into our _typing._
I very nearly wrote "bunch of" as "buncha".
Soon as you started naming relatives I was like "my folk and dem" 😂🙏🏼
My family is known to me as dem mofuckus
Folk nem
@@familyguy1996iscool you right you right 😌
Cuznem 😂😂😂, my cousins
I like how "I appreciate you" becomes "Preeshatcha". My fave thing I like sayin when I go back home for the holidays. :)
😂😂😂
Lmfaoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true lol. Me as a Chicagoan with all my family coming from the South
And if you're really snazzy, hit em with a quick, "preesh" 😂
oh my word i didn't even realize i say this every day to gas station clerks! rolls off the tongue to say while turning to leave
Born and raised in PA but I must have spent a lot of time around southerners cause you were clear as day to me.
Me being from the South and understanding everything he said. 😂😂😂
You in the south when you walk by an older dude and they hit u with the “Aite now”
Stg 🤣🤣
That hit my soul
YESSS THAT ONE ITS EVERYWHERE THERES BLAQ FOLKS 😂
That can mean 3 different things depending on how you say it. It can mean
"Hello good sir. How are you today?"
"Goodbye. Have a good day."
"I'm about to fuck you up if you don't stop."
@@oldscratch3535 so true 😂😂
"Lord have mercy, I declare" 😂
Bless your heart.
I didnt hear "I declare"
But the rest of the sentence I heard just fine.
I grew up around family. My uncle and aunt to the property on 1 side, my grandma and grandad(rest in peace) at the front, and a few other family members nearby.
I grew up around that southern way of speaking, and I can hear it fairly well
@@OmniscientWarriorand “bless your heart” can mean 20 different things based on the inflection or the tone
I can say he speaking fax as a mississippian
As a fellow southerner I wholeheartedly agree with this.
My favorite word is y'all'd've, You All Would Have, Its a quad contraction!
"If y'all'd've told me you were going to the movies I'dve gone with you."
Somehow I understood that easily as an Arkansan who doesn’t say ANY southern things and didn’t read the translation
alabama here... we contract that contraction to "Yaw'da"
North Floridian here. I am used to that contraction being shortened to "Y'all've" and even "Y'all'a" Its funny how English dialects work.
I didn't even notice that's what i was saying 😭😭
@@1andonly_j-rodnot to be confused with yada (you ought to) 😂
As a southern-er, i can confirm that we have super powers. As we can smell when its finna rain & we cook good food
Specially when you live real south of Louisiana
Wow. Congratulations on being a regular ass person who can do the same shit that all people can do
Bruh look im a super hero because my arms can raise above my head and i can see in color.
@nk-dw2hm Uh uh look at me
Everyone can smell a low pressure front coming in, even more so if there is rain involved. Some can smell a snowstorm coming vs rain (not that we get snow much below Kentucky, other than up in the hills aka "mountains") , just a lot of people who stay inside all the time just don't realize what they are smelling or don't even register it consciously. And Southern food (including Southwest styles) is damn good compared to the rest, but that's preference and opinion.
Jeez, is that better, after sucking the fun out of it?
@@michaeljarvis5489 hey buddy I'm sorry I offended you, go ahead and call it a super power because you unlocked the secrets of deep frying and you know what paprika is
@@nk-dw2hmpressed over nothing
my stepdad is from Wichita, KS and he got me absolutely HOOKED on speaking like this! not only is it easier to say, but it actually sounds pleasing to the ear!
As a fellow Southerner, I completely agree, my friends up north sometimes have a hard time understanding my Southern linguistics lol
I'm from Texas, and I've understand every word you've just said with crystal clarity! 🤣🤣🤣
Texas forever man
Facts I’m from Texas as well understood everything 😂
@@gonzalezrauljrr same understood every word and I'm from Texas as well
I'm from the South too brothers! South California!
Yeah as a Georgia resident it’s crystal clear
I remember, at 10 years old, I was at space camp and I was the only “southerner” there. I went up to my group during lunch time and said “y’all eat’n yet?” (Said all together like one word) and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. Only after I repeated my questions as “have you all finished your food yet?” Was I greeted with a resounding “oooh” of understanding. It was super funny to me at the time. 😂
Haha… ja’eat’chet?
@Sarah Taylor naw...
Y'awntoo? Aiight.
That's not talking fast, it is ignorant mush mouth.
@@sarahtaylor8434non google offering to translate this 😭🤣
I didn't know space camp was a real thing. I remember seeing a movie called Space Camp several times one summer at the theater when I was a kid.
Mobile Alabama here and I kept waiting for the hard to understand part. 😂😂😂
“Hell y’all talmbout?” 😂
"That was closer than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs". That is the most southern thing I have ever heard.
"I'm more nervous* than a..."
@@h-town1346 The phrase is exactly what you stated, a reference to something that was narrowly avoided
I love giving the example of "you all should not have done that" getting shortened to "y'all'ouldn't've dundat"
@@jacobhutchens9364 Round here, it would be "Y'alloughtnotadunat..."
@@Besyl N if ease at nervous morn likely ease sweatin like a whore in church.
Hell ya cain't blame eem, ifya figure since it's hotter n a 3 peckered billy goat n a whorehouse on dollar night as't is.
Anyways, I ort ta git on t'the house 'for t'ol lady gits'er a case uh t'redass seein how I ain't made it der dinner since you was knee high to a grasshopper... Glad y'all got to see me...tell her mamannem I says hi. Oh hey holler 'fya wanna wet a line n namornin bout 5 n 'mon back come lunchtime r so.
As an Australian this is the most comprehensive American accent + way of speaking lmfao.
Australlia is just the south but britishfied.
@@vampire847 couldn’t have said it myself haha
Ironic how Australia is south of Britian...
@@melanieh3074I challenge y'all to name anywhere where the south doesn't have it's own culture.
England v Scotland
Irelands & Koreas
Aww man this boy got that bluey language
I heard the words and KNEW it would be you in this clip lol.
I can't understand how that wasn't understandable. Ol boy talkin clear as day to me.
As a fellow Mississippian, I understood that last scenario so clear that I was wondering where the confusion would lie 😂.
Facts!
I'm from Alabama and I understood that 😂
For real! 🤣
Exactly, what’s the problem
Amen!!
As someone from the DEEP south, its way harder to understand than this 😂 some stuff my grandparents say sound like absolute gibberish to anyone farther north
I fully understand that situation. When my grandpa was alive, he as well had a non-common parlance. So understanding someone like him, wasn't easy as a child.
I’m from the south and even I don’t understand a lot of it. Deep South is on a ‘nother level.
Agreed
Same. Swear to God, I still don't know some of what Grandaddy said.
Ah foot
I did. My grandma was from Florence and that’s exactly how she used to talk. Had my little cousin saying, “Well I declare” the southern way at 6years old. 😂❤❤
You speak Real good for being from Mississippi.....
Dialects and relaxed English are pretty cool. I'm from the Caribbean and I understood what the second guy said. You just kind of roll the words together and catch the vibe lol.
That’s how I’m able to understand ppl from the Caribbean keywords, context clues, and vibes 🤣🤣
I'm Jamaican..I understood clearly😂
It's just talking in cursive.
@@5375molipretty much lol
"My goodness! That Amazon parcel was meant to be here a week hence. What on earth am I to do?"
Southern to BBC.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love watching BBC Comedies!
What's BBC? British broadcasting channel?
@@davel4030yes.
@@davel4030Big Black Co-
"Jeet jet?" -- Pittsburgh
I'm born & raised in Wisconsin & understood that just fine! But I'm from the north side of Milwaukee 🤷♀️😂
I’ve always said that southerners aren’t uneducated, we’re innovative.
Born in Memphis and raised in Nashville, I was following the whole story. Hope that package came through for ya Mamanem
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same, I was waiting for him to sys something like narlins swamp talk too and the video ended and I was stunned
So'body dun stol it.
What's the translation?
"got damn June bug just hit me in the throat"
yeouch
Why they only thing came to my mind reading this was,” The Princess And The Frog” move when Ray went up the man nose 😭😭😭😭
AAAAAAAAAAA THE FACT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHEN I WAS LITTLE THO 😭😭💀💀💀
cot Dan junbug cot my throat
"A bug just flew in my mouth" - from google translate
I know everything you said! Rural South Carolina here… very different than Chawleston or Clumbia 😂😂😂
Straight outa Florida we do talk like dat
Also “I ain’t een word boudit” is my favorite thing we all say 😂😂😂😂😂
I love seeing this written out cuz being from the South we know what you're saying just...instinctually, y'kno wha I mean?
As a SoCal resident, I had no idea looking at the words, but as soon as I pronounced it, I understood 😂😂😂
Anybody remember " cash mea outsaade" ?
Nah that shit merge so seamlessly
“IAeen word boutit”
I'm tellin u
“How many of y’all understand what I just said”
Like yo raise yo hand:
I said me when I did so I think your trippin lmao
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Heck ya I understand lol I'm a black female and my favorite cartoon is King of the Hill and when I get around people they love for me to do my Boomhauer impression
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“Jeetyet? Nawjew? Yawntoo? Aight!”
😂😂😂 that’s two buddies deciding to go get food in the south!
Amazing 👏 😂😂 thanks for translating for this ignorant Aussie
I understood you perfectly.
Course I’m southern so. 😂
Facts. In Chicago, all our families are from down souf. Grandma says, “Baby, you wont sum tee?” and we say, “No ma’am, I don’t want any tea” but she really wants to know if you want something to eat 😂
Hilarious but so true!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alllll our grannies nem from the south 😂
My grandma was from Chicago too until she moved to Georgia and married my grandpa from Kentucky, they raised me and my siblings here. For me it was more like “Jeat?” Combing all the words “did you eat?” 😂 sadly I haven’t had the chance yet to meet someone who doesn’t understand me and I’m looking forward to traveling far just to get a kick out of peoples reactions to my “language”
Ohhhh, sumna-ee. At least round here that's how ya say it.
But never understood why folks in Chicago have a southern accent. Your grannies from the south but you weren't.
Army buddy of mine from deep Georgia had an accent so thick, drill SGTs stopped yelling at him and asking him questions cause they couldn’t understand a word he said. He told one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard in our bay, but only me and 3 others were dying of laughter. The rest were visibly confused. Shout out Logan
Ikr, I just came back from a deployment. Navy here here, but worked with NGs from NH, CT and NYS. They never could understand what I would be saying. The camp is call Lemonnier but they all though I was saying camp lemonade.
Gomer Pyle
This is too funny 😂 Not him stopping the drill sergeants 🤣☠️☠️
😂
@@amkrause2004 😂
I understood every last word you said from another Born and raised in Mississippi 😂
Lol, Mississippi girl here and yup! I understand everything you said!😂
I’ve got southern ears, but it’s rare that I have a southern mouth, only around others who speak similarly or when I get really passionate about a topic. High school was bad for oral presentations because I would have to remember to slow down at least when speaking to the class 😂
Read my mind🤣
Me too
Same
Can relate to the "Southern ears but not a southern mouth" part
I was around my aunties little kids while I was speaking with her one day. I asked her “did you hear me?” And that little boy of her starts asking me “who’s Jeremy??” 😂😂
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😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
D’j’urme
The exact opposite of Midwest. We pronounce every syllable
"How many y'all know what I just said ?"--🙋🏾♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏾♀️
"That package was supposed to show up last week, i haven't seen the mfer yet."
Aight so I wasn't wrong. And how the hell I knew it, while not even being American at all😭
@@Dr._BoI understand it as well. I think that was just a clever way to generate discussion in the comments
@@Dr._Bothe line between a British accent and a southern drawl is thinner than you think
"lord have mercy boy I can't, that package was supposed to show up last week and I ain't seen that mfer yet"
A lot of folks say the same about my home province in Canada. The phrase, "Did you eat?" often comes out of our mouths like, "Jeet?" 😂
"Jeet, bud?" Lol I've gotten that before
Which province are you from?
In Michgan we have that expression too. Jeet ye? XD
Not jet, ju?
Same here in Ireland.
“It’s raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock”
Bruh, you straight turnt into Bernie Mack there at the end!
I'm also from Mississippi, the accent thickens the drunker you get and the words get even shorter and more mushed together 😂
Oh it do
@@jessicabaker1274it so do...
I ain't been drunk but I have been sleep deprived and when that shit starts hitting the drawl comes out
Thats the impact of french on the language
Accents are like that lol. Get shitfaced with a guy with fairly mild Scottish accent and by the end of the night that accents gonna go wild.
I’m Australian, which I guess is a very, very deep south, and I understood every word. I’m ready to come up north to visit y’all now.
Just don’t go to the Appalachian Mountains & you’ll understand everyone.
@@pleasesetmeonfire1166 Ever been to bayous of Louisiana? That's not even English! It's half French! Love it. I'm from Boston. I get it
We'll let you into Florida, no problem, matter of fact, we're prob the closest to home you'll get in the US. We're technically southern, the most southern state (in the continental US) in fact, but the rest of the South won't claim us. I mean, I get it.. we're like the red headed stepchild of the country, just doing anything and everything for a little attention. I will say that up around the panhandle in Florida is still considered the "South" and I challenge any other southern state to come up with places in their own neck of the woods that are any more southern than they are up there. Lastly, we've got some of the best beaches, so it's a pretty even trade, imo.
I can't believe I almost forgot Florida Man, they'll revoke my Florida residency for a slight like that. Hell, it's totally worth the entire trip across the world to see a Florida Man or Woman in full, living color. You just treat em same as you would an alligator by watching from a safe distance. Just remember, no direct eye contact, they're much quicker than they're given credit for, so run directly away, none of this zig zag bullshit.. you'll only piss em off more. Also, they're deceptively agile, so don't try climbing any fences or trees and the number one rule of Florida M&W watching is, always keep a beer handy. If nothing else, you can throw it at them as a distraction while you're making your escape. Honestly tho, that's actually worked more times than I'm comfortable admitting. Lol!
@@Hezabelle77that is what you call cajun. That is the only shit i dont understand.
@@Kimi_Khaos I'm in New Orleans and I consider yall southern, I didn't know yall "not" being southern was a thing. And yall got Disney world!!
I feel like southern Americans and we Aussies would understand each other perfectly fine
I'm from mobile, Alabama. I understand you perfectly
As a dude from Louisiana, I understood you perfectly
Oh I’m from Louisiana too :) and ppl from Louisiana can be crazy but crazy ppl means great stories lol
facts!!!!
As a chick from Lafayette Louisiana, he ain’t said nuthin trivial for me. 😂
@@yahuahisking5483 same lol
Texan here and understood every word lol 😆 😂
That was crystal clear!
My favorite - “Great day in morning!”
My boy, that was so mildly Southern I could almost taste sugar in my cornbread
From SE Alabama, and my grandma puts a little sugar in her cornbread and bakes it, then tops it with butter right after taking it out of the oven. You can eat it by itself, it's delicious, but it's best crumbled up in some greens.
@@tylarjackson7928 to each their own ofc, but the northern people always have that cornbread that tries to be cake (didn't say yankee in case that's offensive now)
@@haiokthebeast Yeah, my grandma's cornbread is cake-like, but man don't knock it till you try it. Not as sweet as cake though, just very mildly sweet. And yeah, to each their own of course. I do like both types, and the fried kind is best to take a bite out of while eating greens.
Edit: Also I don't think Yankee is offensive. Brits call all of us "Yanks" and it's not considered offensive as far as I know.
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@@haiokthebeastisn't yankee just the old name of the new yorkers? Im seattleite so our social culture is a baby compared to you guys as far as i know.