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  • @edwardweter8280
    @edwardweter8280 Před měsícem +435

    Speaking for the white delegation, we are equally disgusted about the mayo gummy bear

    • @SpecsCloud
      @SpecsCloud Před měsícem +21

      Bruh I read that wrong i thought it said marshmallow until i saw this comment. Look of horror earned

    • @edwardweter8280
      @edwardweter8280 Před měsícem +24

      @@SpecsCloud just seeing that clip triggers my gag reflex, and I'm fat

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Před měsícem +6

      White Gnome-y here agrees wholeheartedly.

    • @kevinerbs2778
      @kevinerbs2778 Před měsícem +9

      all I know is that the world's second worst sandwich is jelly & mayo.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Před měsícem +7

      @@kevinerbs2778 Noted 🤢
      Tho I DID see someone put whipped cream & sprinkles on a pizza & that was pretty traumatic for me.
      On a positive note, if you haven't tried ravioli on pizza, you Are missing out. Secure it with the mozzarella...so good.

  • @Beth11271
    @Beth11271 Před měsícem +127

    As a representative of the white constituents of America, mainly the southern states, that "fried" chicken is NOT how we do it.

    • @AxlLeigh
      @AxlLeigh Před 20 dny +2

      Yankee from NY here. We're passing that shit off to the west coast lol

  • @DragonmanX90
    @DragonmanX90 Před měsícem +119

    According to my dad; my great-grandmother legitimately took a scythe to a guy who wouldn't leave her property. Apparently, she told the dude twice to go, on request number 3 she had picked the scythe back up from where she'd left it. The guy didn't take her seriously; Nana showed him why that was a mistake you only make once.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx Před měsícem

      did the dumbass not hear the boss music getting louder? or did he think this was a "rick the door technician" situation?

    • @SteveInLava
      @SteveInLava Před měsícem +17

      Granny gained life essence

    • @DragonmanX90
      @DragonmanX90 Před měsícem +16

      @@SteveInLava Considering she made it into her 90s before passing away; I'm inclined to agree with you!

    • @ianusrey8080
      @ianusrey8080 Před 28 dny +1

      So did she kill him, sever a limb, or just wound him?

    • @DragonmanX90
      @DragonmanX90 Před 28 dny +7

      @@ianusrey8080 Wounded the guy from my Dad's story. But he did tell me this when I was younger so he might've censored or embellished the story a bit.

  • @King_CJ.LetsGo
    @King_CJ.LetsGo Před měsícem +31

    “Eject-o Seat-o CUZ!!! Hahaaa” - Rome
    That line has never been used more accurately 😂

  • @GorillaBorg
    @GorillaBorg Před měsícem +56

    Man, I was NOT ready for that line about understanding what it's like to be a son. Look after yourself and each other, brothers. Allow yourselves to feel, ain't nobody can take that away from you.

  • @derikroy5
    @derikroy5 Před měsícem +43

    That boy just landed on his right leg in a squat, jumped and landed again in a squat, then jumped and TOUCHED WATER before he got back upright! Wtf?! 😂

  • @TrinaSmall-vi8sc
    @TrinaSmall-vi8sc Před měsícem +38

    8:46 "what are you looking at me for I'm trying to see them to"😂

  • @DJKronikCam710
    @DJKronikCam710 Před měsícem +41

    0:28 that's the *GRAM* reaper 😂

  • @Exscinatu
    @Exscinatu Před měsícem +43

    USA: Understanding Seasoning Always... I nearly choked

  • @derikroy5
    @derikroy5 Před měsícem +45

    "There's a mothership in the solar system"
    "Okay so are they gon come pick me up or just leave me here paying tnem taxes?" 😂🤣 Yeah, I feel the same. Beam me up ffs, I'm about good with this planet, lol.

  • @inewulf3204
    @inewulf3204 Před měsícem +39

    Laughed at my man's expression 30 seconds in won't lie.
    F these bots, love to all you real ones

  • @Alice_Skye
    @Alice_Skye Před měsícem +9

    "Why don't people drink anymore?"
    Drinking is boring, tastes like shit, and costs too much. If you need alcohol to have a fun time you are boring af.

  • @coreybarnwell2621
    @coreybarnwell2621 Před měsícem +14

    Man, did anybody else have to rewind and watch that sea lion baby like 10 more times? That damn thing was unreasonably adorable

  • @NEXTKINGDOM14
    @NEXTKINGDOM14 Před měsícem +43

    This message goes to Fredo, and anyone who may be reading this. Have a great day, and may the 4th be with you

    • @salimcounts4186
      @salimcounts4186 Před měsícem +2

      Have a lot of great days and may the 4th be with you

  • @embroideredheathen8825
    @embroideredheathen8825 Před měsícem +20

    As a fellow nose bleeder, bruh. Check the humidity in your room, if it is too dry it will irritate your nose. If it is too warm it will dilate the blood vessels in the nose and then bleed. If you are like me, you have two options to treat it. Get it cauterised or you can use this cream from the doc that helps the area. I canne be bothered to go into the city and get it cauterised so I use the cream, when I remember lol

  • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
    @Irish_Georgia_Girl Před měsícem +16

    29 seconds in and I've already lost because of Fredo's face in reaction to the mayonnaise gummy bear. I had the same face!

  • @sadikmakwela1255
    @sadikmakwela1255 Před měsícem +10

    The lady with the giant cookie is "defeat the purpose" personified.

  • @GavinHoyt-si3qo
    @GavinHoyt-si3qo Před měsícem +11

    I swear. Some of these “chefs” nowadays. They be making blasphemous creations not even satan would touch!

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 Před měsícem +8

    “You eat that soup and get a stat boost, it got a passive to the broth” when I say this made me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @almosthuman4457
    @almosthuman4457 Před měsícem +57

    I really appreciate the way you speak about the normalization of intoxication. Thank you for promoting critical thinking skills in such an entertaining way. it's refreshing.

  • @rafaeldeanza
    @rafaeldeanza Před měsícem +8

    Usually I can make it through these and not laugh. You are comedy gold, for the record. But I busted up laughing at the “I wanna see someone who’s mentally healthy” clip of you. Lmaoo

  • @mysticalmyavar2555
    @mysticalmyavar2555 Před měsícem +14

    I lost it at 'booty soup' 😆

  • @foxpopuli6982
    @foxpopuli6982 Před měsícem +12

    @2:08 I guarantee this is a Polish woman.
    Ketchup on pizza is a thing there. They have specific ketchup expressly for pizza, but they'll put literally any ketchup on their pizza.
    Americans go crazy with the cheese, and Poles go crazy with the sauce.

  • @who_tf_is_tobi
    @who_tf_is_tobi Před měsícem +6

    4:40 I AINT NEVER HEARD FREDO YELL BEFORE WTF

  • @TexasWild09
    @TexasWild09 Před měsícem +237

    May the 4th be with y'all

  • @andycopland3179
    @andycopland3179 Před měsícem +7

    Your body keeps receipts is a line I'm stealing.
    I'm about to turn 40 and I broke every bone from my L4 down, in my 20's.
    My kids are having to teach themselves how to ride a bike.

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 Před 29 dny +5

    As a child, I honestly believed that when I became this adult age that I am, I would be living on Mars or something with all these technological advancements we're making. Instead people are dipping diabetical snacks into milk only to eat that side that wasn't dipped. They film it. Put it on the internet. And I'm assuming it's supposed to be funny somehow.

  • @teenapittman4241
    @teenapittman4241 Před měsícem +8

    Being from MS’sippi myself, he ain’t lying bout that little turtle eating the toothbrush and 2 of your fingers when he gets bigger. It’s an alligator snapping turtle or “loggerhead”, we call em. I saw one bite thru a grown man’s hand when I was 5. He has a hook on top and a hook on bottom, not teeth. All of us kids knew the man was doomed til lightening strikes and turtle would let him go. But that was just a myth. They had to cut the turtles head off and saw his jaw apart. And even after you cut one’s head off, it will still bite you for 2 weeks.

  • @bastait
    @bastait Před měsícem +13

    that leonardo dicaprio joke was savage.

  • @nevermind501
    @nevermind501 Před měsícem +3

    I lost it at the chocolate bunny 😂😂😂

  • @thispincer8404
    @thispincer8404 Před měsícem +4

    Bro that was the GRAN Reaper

  • @angelaverbowski995
    @angelaverbowski995 Před měsícem +3

    I'll tell you what - your video's are the best! I always find out what the crazies are doing....
    People really need to learn to Cook - that's the scariest part! Mayonnaise gummies..
    😓🤮
    Guess we're stuck on earth..
    😢😢😢
    I can't even imagine the grease fires, chicken on open flame.. and NO PAN!
    Maybe out at camp.. BUT in a house!?!
    😮😮😮😮😮
    I do always lol..
    When I get that notification from you.
    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @BWA85
    @BWA85 Před měsícem +4

    19:55
    That echo chamber is so devoid of noise, you start being able to hear your own joints moving and other wild shit.
    It would drive you insane but a Mil is a Mil.

  • @LegendaryArcive
    @LegendaryArcive Před měsícem +12

    Spring Water Chicken

  • @ladyloki1921
    @ladyloki1921 Před měsícem +7

    I lost. But I also won.. Your videos are too funny Fredo.. Thanx for the giggles..🤣🤣🤣🤣🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @kyleemarie3070
    @kyleemarie3070 Před 11 dny +1

    I lost it at the "fried chicken" 🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't breathe oml 🤣🤣

  • @WevvMang
    @WevvMang Před 23 dny +1

    4:30 “And tax season will come…” I felt that, had me rolling too. Great takes man, thank you

  • @mikehensley78
    @mikehensley78 Před měsícem +2

    bro!... i lost it when dude got ejected from the car flipping down the beach! LMFAO!

  • @RememberAlHamdulillah
    @RememberAlHamdulillah Před měsícem +16

    Loved every minute!

  • @ub-4630
    @ub-4630 Před měsícem +10

    First time ever catching a Livestream from Fredo?
    Edit: Oh, it's a compilation. Still neat.

  • @joeyzapata6786
    @joeyzapata6786 Před měsícem +4

    I feel the word "disgusting" gets thrown around pretty loosely these days but when you showed that mayonnaise gummy bear.....

  • @averieldeathrider8407
    @averieldeathrider8407 Před měsícem +2

    Fredo's roasts & quick witted comments are legendary!!

  • @Unafe13
    @Unafe13 Před měsícem +3

    24:05 truest words to be spoken!!!! Thank you Fredo!!!

  • @FwNeef
    @FwNeef Před měsícem +2

    "an unidentified freaky individual what the hell is that"🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 Před 3 dny

    Dang it the mothership picking me up got me 😂

  • @briannass4380
    @briannass4380 Před měsícem +3

    Nosebleeds can be caused hot weather. The capillaries in your nose can dilate and bust from being too warm

  • @1shamanking924
    @1shamanking924 Před měsícem +3

    that grandma candy is called strawberry bon bons

  • @unexplainablespatula
    @unexplainablespatula Před 17 dny

    ..."what it's like to be a son." Gold, cold, bold tea.

  • @EnlightendBeast999
    @EnlightendBeast999 Před měsícem +2

    Man i used to get hella bullied back in grade school for putting ketchup on my cheese pizza 😢 i feel that girls pain

  • @arkemorrinth
    @arkemorrinth Před měsícem +1

    the way he lifted his glasses at the beginning lmaoooo

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark Před 24 dny +1

    25:15 Those are Strawberry Bon Bons. They date back to the mid 1800s some where in France and became very very Popular in the USA during the Great Depression. As in the 1920s and 1930s having a glass dish full of these Candy was a Status symbol, basically a way of showing off you can afford small luxuries During the Great Depression.
    Now You Know about These Candies.

  • @runaaufbrennen7593
    @runaaufbrennen7593 Před měsícem +1

    I made it until diabetic boogie board. Scared my cat too 😅😂

  • @baurochs2283
    @baurochs2283 Před 3 dny

    Gets me every time, "hey brother man..." But we need more Earl

  • @Lil-EDaReaper
    @Lil-EDaReaper Před měsícem +1

    Stawberry Bon Bons =Grandma church candy

  • @EmeraldCityN3rd
    @EmeraldCityN3rd Před 4 dny

    Hey Fredo! I just recently introduced my dad to your videos, we think you're absolutely hilarious. We spent the weekend cackling at your videos together.

  • @jamminnoble
    @jamminnoble Před měsícem +1

    This is Epic bwahahaha 😆 ah brother man bwahahaha 😆

  • @austinstoeffler8814
    @austinstoeffler8814 Před měsícem +1

    I lost at the God damn gummy bear

  • @veutsavoir
    @veutsavoir Před 6 dny +1

    Nice backflip, Fredo!

  • @lapetitemorte6307
    @lapetitemorte6307 Před 15 dny

    I lost it at the 'maybe y'all took the scenic route to straight'.
    The main thing I thought about the 'Easter Bunny' was ""NOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE IN THEIR CAR!!!! THAT GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN!!!! THAT POOR SCARF!!! NOOOOO!!!!"
    I would also like a piece of the lemon tea chicken, please...
    I feel for the tomato sauce girl, I once set cabinets on fire boiling water.

  • @LKMNOP
    @LKMNOP Před měsícem +1

    That deadpan look just killed me!

  • @nerdtritiousnerd5233
    @nerdtritiousnerd5233 Před měsícem +3

    I had drove back home after my 20th job interview in 2 weeks, damn near forgetting to breath all the way, cursing the gods about my current situation. Then I see your new video and hear 22:23 : Usain Skeet bro!!
    My laugh was so fierce I popped my back from the thoracic to the atlas. My face went from tragedy to comedy mask so fast I got whiplash that ended in a cough/laughing fit. It's very irresponsible of you to be this funny sir.

  • @ceciliahunt513
    @ceciliahunt513 Před 25 dny

    You totally crack me up. I really do enjoy watching your content. And because you sleep with the fan and air conditioning you are getting a light and the follow.❤❤

  • @ReficulDrakul
    @ReficulDrakul Před měsícem +1

    As someone who runs a fan with a window open in 30 degree weather with a 10 degree windchill and that’s comfortable for me.

  • @richardbossman9875
    @richardbossman9875 Před měsícem +1

    Subscribed about the time this dropped, your shorts had me rolling so I checked out the full vids and about ruined my Xbox by watching and drinking ( water).

  • @rebeccakaulbach9322
    @rebeccakaulbach9322 Před 14 dny

    You just have this comedic but down to earth approach to life that I find refreshing and engaging. You content always brings joy to my life. Next time I make fried chicken and cookies...there is a seal at the table for you!

  • @all3nplayzgames577
    @all3nplayzgames577 Před měsícem +2

    Fredo asking the important questions over here

  • @BoyKagome
    @BoyKagome Před měsícem +3

    I lost at the 5 minute mark, water boarded chicken. Hope you make it further.

  • @jacobkastenhuber5854
    @jacobkastenhuber5854 Před 2 dny

    24:20 thanks fredo. Probably needed that.

  • @wheresmyoldname
    @wheresmyoldname Před měsícem +1

    Right from the jump this dude's got me laughing

  • @klm_shadow
    @klm_shadow Před 15 dny

    Those black out shades/panels whatever they were…I need that. I can’t sleep if there’s light coming in.

  • @themr_wilson
    @themr_wilson Před 20 dny

    I'm not exactly compelled to bring my tinnitus into the world's quietest room. No thank you

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek Před měsícem +1

    I had happily forgotten about the mayonnaise gummy bear, now that happiness is gone

  • @BellaBlkBerry
    @BellaBlkBerry Před měsícem +4

    Fredo, I hope you safe out there in Texas my man. The news over there looking like a full-on multi-million dolla mollywop action movie production right now with that flooding. Take care tho fam!

  • @oO_Cass_Oo
    @oO_Cass_Oo Před měsícem +1

    mayo?!
    that's all i'm saying on that one.
    granny is dope, love her, want to be her. same for the girl doing flips in socks, I would die doing that but I would like to have that confidence and skill one day.

  • @jamminnoble
    @jamminnoble Před 25 dny +1

    Cremated the tomatoes sauce 😁😆😆

  • @d2_des434
    @d2_des434 Před měsícem +1

    Ketchup on a pizza you say... "Little horn,abomination, most unclean,

  • @xNirex44
    @xNirex44 Před měsícem +1

    Instantly lost it to Fredo's reaction to the mayo gummy. I've already seen 3 times.

  • @chaoticmoon8549
    @chaoticmoon8549 Před měsícem +2

    I said the same thing when i saw tht chicken talkin about frued bruh thts a murder case you drowned tht chicken 😂

  • @tammylashley5485
    @tammylashley5485 Před 21 dnem

    The way he looked when he say that gummy bear

  • @vapes531
    @vapes531 Před 27 dny

    Mr crocker got that speed boxing didn't he😂😂❤❤

  • @hurricanev6
    @hurricanev6 Před 8 dny

    7:33 I damn near jumped outta my skin when I heard that noise. Been there a few times, let me tell you.

  • @renocence
    @renocence Před měsícem +2

    I would give this shit two thumbs up if I could.

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 Před měsícem +1

    The spaghetti sauce looks like Anakin Skywalker on episode three after he gets too close to the lava😂

  • @adiahaalexander9359
    @adiahaalexander9359 Před 13 dny

    The cake was probably good but the icing was probably *disgusting*, I've been there 😅

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 Před měsícem +2

    I'd rather him mess his arms up than to land on the back of his head and concuss himself 😂😂 but you're right that was terrible fall technique he should take some notes from buzz light-year

  • @tjviper1991
    @tjviper1991 Před měsícem

    24:33 I agree with you, but I'm just waiting for the end.lol 😂😂😂

  • @cliffcorbitt9494
    @cliffcorbitt9494 Před měsícem +2

    The only way people could eat stuff like this is if they're on Xanax all day

  • @IllyaWilson
    @IllyaWilson Před měsícem +2

    Lost right away.

  • @Bobby-rv3pf
    @Bobby-rv3pf Před 20 hodinami

    I use to work at sleep number home delivery. I seen people spend over 50k on beds

  • @vwjon
    @vwjon Před měsícem

    I love these compilations

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites Před měsícem +1

    3:31 real shit!

  • @Dracsmolar
    @Dracsmolar Před 22 dny

    Yep same expression when he ate that mayo bear.

  • @stevinharper3551
    @stevinharper3551 Před měsícem

    Your videos are always good at making me laugh and smile thanks

  • @Laggyness
    @Laggyness Před měsícem

    Fredo new favorite youtuber. Shit cracks me up 😂

  • @zacharybigger4144
    @zacharybigger4144 Před měsícem

    That looks like an awesome dnd night bro

  • @jonoxthomascito6516
    @jonoxthomascito6516 Před 28 dny

    That fish would get confused in a new body of water Probly think its flying

  • @Artbyhurricanyounot
    @Artbyhurricanyounot Před měsícem

    God the CRUNCH on that cookie sounded so good too

  • @helmsscotta
    @helmsscotta Před 3 dny

    That chicken looked awesome.

  • @Al-el6cm
    @Al-el6cm Před měsícem +1

    Thanks mum😂

  • @RadishEater
    @RadishEater Před 12 hodinami

    I can actually explain the nosebleed during heat thing, cuz I have it and had a doctor explain it to me. The skin inside your nose is INCREDIBLY thin and sensitive, on TOP of the thousands of tiny veins close to the surface in the nose. Heat dries out the air, so unless you had a humidifier in that room (i assume not), you were essentially turning your inner nose in to jelly filled jerky. A lot of people with chronic nose bleeds have it trigger during high heat days too, it's incredibly common. You can actually bleed out because of how many veins are in the nose and if you get a bad enough nose bleed, it's a more severe condition of what i have, thankfully i dont have that one. Hope you enjoy the info!