Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2023
- 500 episodes of queefs, jizz and anal. Wow!
Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and gentlemen. Joe takes a trip to celebrate another rotation around the sun, and becomes one with nature. UNTIL - a hike-ruiner attacks! Mark oversleeps for his rental car - and he gets stuck with an eight passenger van to tour the East Coast like the chooch that he is! 500 eps and nothing's changed, baby!!!!
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“I would be so bummed if I made a film and the main guy that made it was a sexual predator” went right over Mark’s head hahah that was gold
There’s a HUGE difference between- getting verbal consent to jerk off in front of a woman you invited back to your hotel room… and someone drugging and raping several people.
I immediately cringed at the irony
@@danieljohnson7200 thats not irony
@Sam no? Irony is when something is the contrary to expectations in an amusing way. It's ironic if I say no one should be violent but I am often violent. Hypocritical too I guess
@@danieljohnson7200 not quite ironic. I fire station burning down or a police station getting robbed. Being a hypocrite is not necessarily ironic.
Absolutely wild that Normand tries to get into the wrong house on the same week where there are like 10 stories of people being shot for shit like that lol
"Hey tiny bush, it's me hyman, we could use a little moisture out there" 😂😂😂
The queef is in the anal!!
Mark’s dedication to getting himself into kooky situations is inspiring.
Monday nights with stories!
It is isn't it?
Hey, they gave us an extra week day! How sweet.
Tuesgays means To be gay
Not gonna complain.... 2 weeks in a row... it's like they know we need it now!!! Da algorithm Jerry.
It's always early but in eastern time it's midnight so it's technically not
"I would watch 500 pods and I would watch 500 more..."
Yup! This deserved more love 👍
In the multi verse Joe is blasting Bruce Springsteen on top of the mountain. Staring down every visitor shouting the Boss is here.
The big 500 I’ve been waiting for this Ep!!!! Fuck ya
"I've got a few reservations about that..." CMON that's killer Jerry! Hot ep right outta da gate!
The queef is in the anal!1!1. Q
Even the add reads kill 😂. Mark: "I love therapy, life changer, game changer... sex changer" then Joe's face😳. 💀
😂
Congrats on 500 fellas. Been aboard for about the last 200 and haven’t missed a week. Only pod i can say that for
I laughed way too hard at the "Shelbys Leg" thing and I have no clue what they are talking about.
Budweiser: Gives pounding a tall boy after work a whole new meaning
Congrats on the Epiversary gents. Half a Jihad episodes here's to another 500 queefs
Stop queefing around so much!1!1!1!1!2
*WATCHING THIS INSTEAD OF GAY TONY WITH HIS HAND PUPPET HANS KIM*
Tony can wait
I'm gay
54:30 'So you invoiced her?' that reference fucking got me hahahah
I cant believe we almost lost mark to an accidental home burglary. That story was hilarious.
Best part of a Monday
Why are there so many anal queefers in the comments here?
Goddammit every tuesday I'm laughing my balls off at these two chooches - Congrats on 500!!
That "OHIO" from normand in the first minutes had me rolling!!! His little sneaky rips are my favorite!
500!
It's da algorithm Jerry.... now they got Mondays and Tuesdays locked in!
You’re a day early, like my period! Much more enjoyable. Ohio is also a Japanese hello ✨
The things y’all you do for my depression!! Instant happiness and big ass smile before I even click on the link 🥹❤. Congratulations on the half a thou episode !
One of the only podcasts I watch straight away without fail! Thanks for making Tuesdays Gay!!
I’m actually from Joes hometown so any questions you have for him I could probably answer
Way to go boys !!🎉happy 500th ep. comedy😂forever men ty ty ty peace
Can we not get a go pro on Normand for a week or something freaking gold 😂😂
@Joe List is on FIRE in this one!
Love the List!
Man, these two are just magic together!
The earlier a Tuesgay episode drops Monday night, the better ❤🧡💛💜💙
This is a treat !!!
The queef is in the anal
I agree it's so fun when it happens
@@chazfernandezcomedy drop it like it’s hot
Congrats 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 A big big big 500 love y’all. Keep up the great work we all love it. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 lol
11:21 Joe has to name his child Ana L. List, and she will grow up to be the best analyst the world has ever seen.
The world's first Analrapist
got to love modern day telesion. thanks for the consistent entertainment guys! i know it ain't as easy as you make it look!
Congrats on 500. Joe, you’re absolutely right. The dumbasses on the mountain made for a great story which ironically helps you. And those guys will most likely be losers forever. Mark, you are doing international theater shows. For the love of God, you can afford a nice reliable car. Literally any Honda or Toyota will last you forever. Great episode guys!
ZERO chance Normand went to the wrong house....ZERO, Jerry! Ol' Marko loves to spin a tall tale!
Best pod by a mile thanks for the laughs guys
This giant truck and wrong house story is the most Mark Normand Seinfeld shit you couldn't even make up LOL
Congrats on your 500th, Gents!
Congrats on 500 ass jockeys!
Giving Tuesdays a feel since 2013! Congrats on the big FIVE-HUNDO, fatties!
Absolutely loved Joe in this episode... story about the music was great and that "so u invoiced her" was joke of the year
500 congrats guys 🔥🔥🔥
I foresee Normand doing a Mark & Scoop pod with his son sometime in this future.
2:22 Dr. Joe List independently discovers a Law of Capitalist Accumulation: the furthering concentration of money and power into fewer and fewer hands
You guys are the best!
Y’all upload just like I unload! Just a little early! Hey hey! Woo
Congrats on 500 queefs! MOST consistent podcast. Truly appreciate ya'll
THE funniest queef duo set ever! I’m crying! 😂
good lord the boys are ON FIRE this morning
@5:00 I immediately look up like a concerned friend on what Mark is about to say
Often seen this concern on WMBD by Sam when Mark seems to be heading into an awkward comment with a guest
fuck yes!!
Subscribed as soon as I heard the intro 😂 Love these guys
best podcast in the galaxy
OMG this is so funny.....as a Native I find this hilarious
Better than Kill Tony!
This is the best way to start off my week every Tuesday you guys never let me down much love
You think Tuesdays are good... you should try Monday nights 🌙
Congratulations on 500!
The wrong house story is hilarious 😂 Congrats on 500 you queefs!
Dear god.... only 34 minutes in... you guyz r on POINT! Cookin! Best ep in a month ez.. lay off the Adderall kids.
Great episode!!!
Sorry Jerry you can make food, clothing and medicine from cannabis but with cotton you get clothes and cotton 😂 candy?😂
500 episodes you guys bring laughs every time.
500 still going strong congratulations
Best pod out there fellas!!
Congratulations on 500 episodes legends!
Big bush ftw
"sorry, I had oatmeal and bud light" 🤪
Scoop Normand has a nice ring to it.
Did Mark say that he took a picture with the blind guy after the show? 😂
Monday Night Qurefs ! My favorite
Keep it light Mark!
The big 5 hundo? Congrats guys! Thanks for all the eps and yucks.
The queef is in the anal!!!
love the vibes these queefs shoot out
Trainwreck my life as an idiot is a true story about a comic. Sean William Scott the stiffler guy. Man didn't expect but was like the best movie ever.
Possibly had different title in other countries but was trainwreck in Australia
Nice zip up hoodie, Joe
Roll on you bears
Hey Mark, it helps your comedy to be up on the news cause of your crowd work and topical stuff. You guys are awesome, love from Israel. Go Heebs!
I think I'm seeing the pattern, Mark's stories are always a traveling nightmare, usually caused by himself, and Joe's stories are fear based physical confrontation. Am I close? JK long time listener OF COURSE I'M CLOSE!
Great episode !!😊
Best podcast going!
“Aurora, IL, a suburb of Chicago. Excellent.”
Mark Normand aka The Luis J Gomez of Trainwreck.
Well done lads on 500th ep. Big fan. Would love to be at the next live event. I'm from Ireland 🇮🇪 so hopefully I can buy them here.
"I park the fuckn' Amistad on the street" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark was on one today!
Don't let bullies ruin your hike! Just think, 'hey, this hike is so nice even these bullies are out here enjoying it! Aww!'
"My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago, excellent."
Happy 500th to Chief Queef and Funcle Joe!!!
Congrats!!
500!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
Love you queefs
At the very end, “well I’ve got a KIA labia or whatever..” damn that made me laugh hard
Mark and Joe! Another excellent TWS! Also thanks for the Chipotle! It was mighty delicious!
The LISTeners are here!
Aurora is a far western suburb of Chicago and home to Wayne Campbell. Peoria is about two hours south of there in central Illinois and home to Richard Pryor. Fun Peoria fact - prior to prohibition Peoria produced more alcohol than anywhere in America and paid a huge portion of the total federal tax revenue. The huge cash flow and general debauchery in town led to a vast number of vaudeville theaters, eventually leading to the famous will it play in Peoria line.
Happy 500 ya TuesGay Queefs! Comedy 🎉
EP 500 and I haven't even been on yet, congratulations queefs!🎉
500 Eps fatty. Best pod in the game
Congrats to chuck! They owe all 500 to you
Absolutely - Big thanks to all you do Chuck from a Tuesgay loving Funbear!
@@hypernovaorcus you’re right! It’s what some call a joke
@@harveymulvihill Fail Nobody calls that lameness a joke. Makes it a fun route to give him actual props. Joe / Mark's occasional cracks about apparently bitter Chuck-resenting commenters / Redditors? Those be jokes
500 Scoops of stories 🎉