Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • čas přidán 23. 04. 2023
  • 500 episodes of queefs, jizz and anal. Wow!
    Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and gentlemen. Joe takes a trip to celebrate another rotation around the sun, and becomes one with nature. UNTIL - a hike-ruiner attacks! Mark oversleeps for his rental car - and he gets stuck with an eight passenger van to tour the East Coast like the chooch that he is! 500 eps and nothing's changed, baby!!!!
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Komentáře • 443

  • @richiepurcell7893
    @richiepurcell7893 Před rokem +56

    “I would be so bummed if I made a film and the main guy that made it was a sexual predator” went right over Mark’s head hahah that was gold

    • @dexgray4581
      @dexgray4581 Před rokem +1

      There’s a HUGE difference between- getting verbal consent to jerk off in front of a woman you invited back to your hotel room… and someone drugging and raping several people.

    • @danieljohnson7200
      @danieljohnson7200 Před rokem +1

      I immediately cringed at the irony

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry Před rokem +4

      @@danieljohnson7200 thats not irony

    • @danieljohnson7200
      @danieljohnson7200 Před rokem +1

      @Sam no? Irony is when something is the contrary to expectations in an amusing way. It's ironic if I say no one should be violent but I am often violent. Hypocritical too I guess

    • @sweeterscience83
      @sweeterscience83 Před rokem +3

      @@danieljohnson7200 not quite ironic. I fire station burning down or a police station getting robbed. Being a hypocrite is not necessarily ironic.

  • @user-wg2fn6qe2y
    @user-wg2fn6qe2y Před rokem +19

    Absolutely wild that Normand tries to get into the wrong house on the same week where there are like 10 stories of people being shot for shit like that lol

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Před rokem +22

    "Hey tiny bush, it's me hyman, we could use a little moisture out there" 😂😂😂

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Před rokem

      The queef is in the anal!!

  • @widespreadGoose
    @widespreadGoose Před rokem +13

    Mark’s dedication to getting himself into kooky situations is inspiring.

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin Před rokem +129

    Monday nights with stories!

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 Před rokem +5

      It is isn't it?

    • @DesignRhythm
      @DesignRhythm Před rokem +5

      Hey, they gave us an extra week day! How sweet.

    • @bverrue602
      @bverrue602 Před rokem +4

      Tuesgays means To be gay

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks Před rokem +8

      Not gonna complain.... 2 weeks in a row... it's like they know we need it now!!! Da algorithm Jerry.

    • @albreezy26
      @albreezy26 Před rokem +4

      It's always early but in eastern time it's midnight so it's technically not

  • @DrakeMonroe
    @DrakeMonroe Před rokem +9

    "I would watch 500 pods and I would watch 500 more..."

  • @Scott-mz4rw
    @Scott-mz4rw Před rokem +5

    In the multi verse Joe is blasting Bruce Springsteen on top of the mountain. Staring down every visitor shouting the Boss is here.

  • @whoarewe3557
    @whoarewe3557 Před rokem +11

    The big 500 I’ve been waiting for this Ep!!!! Fuck ya

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před rokem +13

    "I've got a few reservations about that..." CMON that's killer Jerry! Hot ep right outta da gate!

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Před rokem

      The queef is in the anal!1!1. Q

  • @ThePokerStreets916
    @ThePokerStreets916 Před rokem +10

    Even the add reads kill 😂. Mark: "I love therapy, life changer, game changer... sex changer" then Joe's face😳. 💀

  • @tyler4351
    @tyler4351 Před rokem +17

    Congrats on 500 fellas. Been aboard for about the last 200 and haven’t missed a week. Only pod i can say that for

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 Před rokem +6

    I laughed way too hard at the "Shelbys Leg" thing and I have no clue what they are talking about.

  • @alcorraalb6029
    @alcorraalb6029 Před rokem +2

    Budweiser: Gives pounding a tall boy after work a whole new meaning

  • @chriscunnington7954
    @chriscunnington7954 Před rokem +20

    Congrats on the Epiversary gents. Half a Jihad episodes here's to another 500 queefs

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Před rokem

      Stop queefing around so much!1!1!1!1!2

  • @ricksanchez5696
    @ricksanchez5696 Před rokem +7

    *WATCHING THIS INSTEAD OF GAY TONY WITH HIS HAND PUPPET HANS KIM*

  • @Familyguy91091
    @Familyguy91091 Před rokem +14

    I'm gay

  • @azarules69
    @azarules69 Před rokem +2

    54:30 'So you invoiced her?' that reference fucking got me hahahah

  • @Kyleart
    @Kyleart Před rokem +3

    I cant believe we almost lost mark to an accidental home burglary. That story was hilarious.

  • @danielcaro7
    @danielcaro7 Před rokem +14

    Best part of a Monday

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Před rokem

      Why are there so many anal queefers in the comments here?

  • @doghouse010
    @doghouse010 Před rokem +2

    Goddammit every tuesday I'm laughing my balls off at these two chooches - Congrats on 500!!

  • @Jake.AutoTech
    @Jake.AutoTech Před 5 měsíci

    That "OHIO" from normand in the first minutes had me rolling!!! His little sneaky rips are my favorite!

  • @nevrock1
    @nevrock1 Před rokem +12

    500!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před rokem +3

    It's da algorithm Jerry.... now they got Mondays and Tuesdays locked in!

  • @danniedandelion8232
    @danniedandelion8232 Před rokem +6

    You’re a day early, like my period! Much more enjoyable. Ohio is also a Japanese hello ✨

  • @bennnnu380
    @bennnnu380 Před rokem +7

    The things y’all you do for my depression!! Instant happiness and big ass smile before I even click on the link 🥹❤. Congratulations on the half a thou episode !

  • @brandonpestano
    @brandonpestano Před rokem +4

    One of the only podcasts I watch straight away without fail! Thanks for making Tuesdays Gay!!

    • @TreeTrunks8264
      @TreeTrunks8264 Před rokem

      I’m actually from Joes hometown so any questions you have for him I could probably answer

  • @racefreek5
    @racefreek5 Před rokem +4

    Way to go boys !!🎉happy 500th ep. comedy😂forever men ty ty ty peace

  • @luciano496
    @luciano496 Před rokem +1

    Can we not get a go pro on Normand for a week or something freaking gold 😂😂

  • @TheWarlockFromHell
    @TheWarlockFromHell Před rokem +6

    @Joe List is on FIRE in this one!

  • @johnforeman634
    @johnforeman634 Před rokem +1

    Man, these two are just magic together!

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Před rokem +22

    The earlier a Tuesgay episode drops Monday night, the better ❤🧡💛💜💙
    This is a treat !!!

  • @lysleambercrandall7464
    @lysleambercrandall7464 Před rokem +2

    Congrats 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 A big big big 500 love y’all. Keep up the great work we all love it. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 lol

  • @JustForNowStudios
    @JustForNowStudios Před rokem +14

    11:21 Joe has to name his child Ana L. List, and she will grow up to be the best analyst the world has ever seen.

  • @InfamousRafe
    @InfamousRafe Před rokem +4

    got to love modern day telesion. thanks for the consistent entertainment guys! i know it ain't as easy as you make it look!

  • @adk7962
    @adk7962 Před rokem +1

    Congrats on 500. Joe, you’re absolutely right. The dumbasses on the mountain made for a great story which ironically helps you. And those guys will most likely be losers forever. Mark, you are doing international theater shows. For the love of God, you can afford a nice reliable car. Literally any Honda or Toyota will last you forever. Great episode guys!

  • @tnelly6588
    @tnelly6588 Před rokem +3

    ZERO chance Normand went to the wrong house....ZERO, Jerry! Ol' Marko loves to spin a tall tale!

  • @patrickbaginski
    @patrickbaginski Před rokem +4

    Best pod by a mile thanks for the laughs guys

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 Před rokem +1

    This giant truck and wrong house story is the most Mark Normand Seinfeld shit you couldn't even make up LOL

  • @mkmstillstackin
    @mkmstillstackin Před rokem +4

    Congrats on your 500th, Gents!

  • @TheM7drummer
    @TheM7drummer Před rokem +5

    Congrats on 500 ass jockeys!

  • @TheMattForbes
    @TheMattForbes Před rokem +1

    Giving Tuesdays a feel since 2013! Congrats on the big FIVE-HUNDO, fatties!

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 Před rokem +1

    Absolutely loved Joe in this episode... story about the music was great and that "so u invoiced her" was joke of the year

  • @carloslomeli5222
    @carloslomeli5222 Před rokem +2

    500 congrats guys 🔥🔥🔥

  • @jayneblue2
    @jayneblue2 Před rokem +3

    I foresee Normand doing a Mark & Scoop pod with his son sometime in this future.

  • @IosefDzhugashvili
    @IosefDzhugashvili Před rokem +2

    2:22 Dr. Joe List independently discovers a Law of Capitalist Accumulation: the furthering concentration of money and power into fewer and fewer hands

  • @Kas3-
    @Kas3- Před rokem +2

    You guys are the best!

  • @corbinmiles5677
    @corbinmiles5677 Před rokem +2

    Y’all upload just like I unload! Just a little early! Hey hey! Woo

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS Před rokem

    Congrats on 500 queefs! MOST consistent podcast. Truly appreciate ya'll

  • @jeridbeaty6223
    @jeridbeaty6223 Před rokem

    THE funniest queef duo set ever! I’m crying! 😂

  • @scottdunlap817
    @scottdunlap817 Před rokem +1

    good lord the boys are ON FIRE this morning

  • @dawson1373
    @dawson1373 Před rokem +3

    @5:00 I immediately look up like a concerned friend on what Mark is about to say

    • @Tigerette
      @Tigerette Před rokem

      Often seen this concern on WMBD by Sam when Mark seems to be heading into an awkward comment with a guest

  • @maxwellbrand
    @maxwellbrand Před rokem +9

    fuck yes!!

  • @Ravenxxxomg
    @Ravenxxxomg Před rokem

    Subscribed as soon as I heard the intro 😂 Love these guys

  • @benjaminguitar6480
    @benjaminguitar6480 Před rokem +2

    best podcast in the galaxy

  • @MegaSogni
    @MegaSogni Před 8 měsíci +1

    OMG this is so funny.....as a Native I find this hilarious

  • @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361

    Better than Kill Tony!

  • @cristopherchouinard8414

    This is the best way to start off my week every Tuesday you guys never let me down much love

    • @ole_limberlegs
      @ole_limberlegs Před rokem

      You think Tuesdays are good... you should try Monday nights 🌙

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 Před rokem

    Congratulations on 500!

  • @killerb720
    @killerb720 Před rokem

    The wrong house story is hilarious 😂 Congrats on 500 you queefs!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před rokem +2

    Dear god.... only 34 minutes in... you guyz r on POINT! Cookin! Best ep in a month ez.. lay off the Adderall kids.

  • @nicholasbuccelli
    @nicholasbuccelli Před rokem +2

    Great episode!!!

  • @stephenandtraceyvance3407

    Sorry Jerry you can make food, clothing and medicine from cannabis but with cotton you get clothes and cotton 😂 candy?😂

  • @voterobformayor
    @voterobformayor Před rokem

    500 episodes you guys bring laughs every time.

  • @luciano496
    @luciano496 Před rokem +1

    500 still going strong congratulations

  • @mikeemac9258
    @mikeemac9258 Před rokem +2

    Best pod out there fellas!!

  • @SmoochHenderson
    @SmoochHenderson Před rokem +2

    Congratulations on 500 episodes legends!

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Před rokem +3

    Big bush ftw

  • @thesnapperlapper2559
    @thesnapperlapper2559 Před rokem +1

    "sorry, I had oatmeal and bud light" 🤪

  • @MrLextune
    @MrLextune Před rokem +3

    Scoop Normand has a nice ring to it.

  • @j.yahnke
    @j.yahnke Před rokem +2

    Did Mark say that he took a picture with the blind guy after the show? 😂

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy Před rokem +3

    Monday Night Qurefs ! My favorite

  • @CandynoseTwinskins
    @CandynoseTwinskins Před rokem +2

    Keep it light Mark!

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso Před rokem +12

    The big 5 hundo? Congrats guys! Thanks for all the eps and yucks.

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Před rokem

      The queef is in the anal!!!

  • @hxxvxnly
    @hxxvxnly Před rokem +1

    love the vibes these queefs shoot out

  • @charleyhansen4866
    @charleyhansen4866 Před rokem +2

    Trainwreck my life as an idiot is a true story about a comic. Sean William Scott the stiffler guy. Man didn't expect but was like the best movie ever.

    • @charleyhansen4866
      @charleyhansen4866 Před rokem

      Possibly had different title in other countries but was trainwreck in Australia

  • @golden-bear
    @golden-bear Před rokem +2

    Nice zip up hoodie, Joe
    Roll on you bears

  • @esterrut9702
    @esterrut9702 Před rokem +1

    Hey Mark, it helps your comedy to be up on the news cause of your crowd work and topical stuff. You guys are awesome, love from Israel. Go Heebs!

  • @darryldawkins3553
    @darryldawkins3553 Před rokem +1

    I think I'm seeing the pattern, Mark's stories are always a traveling nightmare, usually caused by himself, and Joe's stories are fear based physical confrontation. Am I close? JK long time listener OF COURSE I'M CLOSE!

  • @fikol25
    @fikol25 Před rokem

    Great episode !!😊

  • @chriscee3981
    @chriscee3981 Před rokem

    Best podcast going!

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel

    “Aurora, IL, a suburb of Chicago. Excellent.”

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 Před rokem +2

    Mark Normand aka The Luis J Gomez of Trainwreck.

  • @StephenFrazer85
    @StephenFrazer85 Před rokem +1

    Well done lads on 500th ep. Big fan. Would love to be at the next live event. I'm from Ireland 🇮🇪 so hopefully I can buy them here.

  • @antonio_carvalho
    @antonio_carvalho Před rokem

    "I park the fuckn' Amistad on the street" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamhoisington9761
    @adamhoisington9761 Před rokem +3

    Mark was on one today!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079

    Don't let bullies ruin your hike! Just think, 'hey, this hike is so nice even these bullies are out here enjoying it! Aww!'

  • @thomasschweda5104
    @thomasschweda5104 Před rokem +1

    "My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago, excellent."

  • @zachleeson6481
    @zachleeson6481 Před rokem +2

    Happy 500th to Chief Queef and Funcle Joe!!!

  • @gabestone8382
    @gabestone8382 Před rokem

    Congrats!!

  • @jerrydeverick9809
    @jerrydeverick9809 Před rokem +5

    500!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

  • @OvernightCountFraud2024
    @OvernightCountFraud2024 Před rokem +3

    Love you queefs

  • @kalikiter1
    @kalikiter1 Před rokem +3

    At the very end, “well I’ve got a KIA labia or whatever..” damn that made me laugh hard

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Před rokem +2

    Mark and Joe! Another excellent TWS! Also thanks for the Chipotle! It was mighty delicious!

  • @MikeWoot65
    @MikeWoot65 Před rokem +1

    The LISTeners are here!

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo Před rokem +1

    Aurora is a far western suburb of Chicago and home to Wayne Campbell. Peoria is about two hours south of there in central Illinois and home to Richard Pryor. Fun Peoria fact - prior to prohibition Peoria produced more alcohol than anywhere in America and paid a huge portion of the total federal tax revenue. The huge cash flow and general debauchery in town led to a vast number of vaudeville theaters, eventually leading to the famous will it play in Peoria line.

  • @notoriouswes215
    @notoriouswes215 Před 2 měsíci

    Happy 500 ya TuesGay Queefs! Comedy 🎉

  • @chazfernandezcomedy
    @chazfernandezcomedy Před rokem +2

    EP 500 and I haven't even been on yet, congratulations queefs!🎉

  • @chiefexec
    @chiefexec Před rokem +2

    500 Eps fatty. Best pod in the game

  • @harveymulvihill
    @harveymulvihill Před rokem +11

    Congrats to chuck! They owe all 500 to you

    • @3Flutter-Bye
      @3Flutter-Bye Před rokem +6

      Absolutely - Big thanks to all you do Chuck from a Tuesgay loving Funbear!

    • @harveymulvihill
      @harveymulvihill Před rokem

      @@hypernovaorcus you’re right! It’s what some call a joke

    • @3Flutter-Bye
      @3Flutter-Bye Před rokem +1

      @@harveymulvihill Fail Nobody calls that lameness a joke. Makes it a fun route to give him actual props. Joe / Mark's occasional cracks about apparently bitter Chuck-resenting commenters / Redditors? Those be jokes

  • @ProMonke12309
    @ProMonke12309 Před rokem +3

    500 Scoops of stories 🎉